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Let's say you can go anywhere, anytime in history.. but only once! What would you want to do or witness?!
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Dinosaurs.
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What heavy metal song never fails to pump you up?
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Iron Maiden's The Trooper.
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Non-Jamaicans, what comes to your mind when you think of Jamaica?
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Jamaica, the drink that is
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Onlyfans girls. What would happen if a chemical scandal happens and all men loose their libido and lust ?
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I would continue working my regular job and paying my bills like I have been
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What is your genuine opinion of Cats the Musical?
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It's not my favourite musical, not even my favourite Andrew Lloyd-Webber one. But it's prickly in the top ten.
The recent film was an absolute travesty.
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What’s the coolest movie out there?
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Cool as Ice, with Vanilla Ice
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in reality, it's any of the starwars, minus Phantom Menace
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Canadians and Americans: which international sports (such as formula 1 and soccer) do you follow? How did you get into them?
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My lovely european friends showed me f1 and DTM. Been in love with german cars ever since
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Have you ever been caught masturbating? What's the story behind it?
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Yes, I was in high school and faked being sick to my parents one day.
I was laying in bed watching some random tv show when like a normal teenager suddenly got super, rock hard.
Luckily my parents left tissues next to my bed and I was good for clean-up and started going to work.
Suddenly my dad barges in to ask me a question and so suddenly I was not able to get the covers up.
Very, very, very awkwardly he just looks me in the eyes and asks me some random question I don't even remember like maybe if I was feeling better...
I calmly answered the rest was helping me and that I was starting to feel better.
He said ok, turned around and left the room...
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What was the edgiest thing you've done as a child?
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Going to 4chan (/pol/). Changed my life tho.
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People who don’t listen to rap, what is your favorite rap song?
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Ultimate. Jesus christ i get pumped listening to that song
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What do non-Bosnians think of the Bosnian people?
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We don’t.
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What small things make you happy?
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comfortable pajamas
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What is the strangest thing you masturbated to?
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This happened an hour ago, and I’m still shaking in fear about how my life will now become from now on....
There’s 2 “situations” that leads to the conclusion of the FU.
First situation:
Asked sister-in-law to borrow her 360 pocket camera for a trip wife and I are soon vacationing to.
Found out the memory card still had content.
Her husband travels a lot, and she made a 1-hour POV style 360 “porn” video, assuming sent to him a while back.
I’ve had the hots for her for the past 8+ years. Before she got married and I have, there were several times sexual tensions arose between the two of us. Living together for a year as strictly roommates, movies, dinners, getting drunk while watching movies just the two of us, breakfasts, etc.
A certain trust (or test?) was implemented and nothing ever happened between the two of us, as at the time I was dating my now wife which was working at a distance. But damn it at the time if she just had touched my hand once back then, I think I would have lived a whole different life.
So finding this video... I thought I struck gold, I could have what I’ve always fantasized about, “gifting my past self”, while living my happy current life.
Second accident:
I have an automated house that lights up the house with geolocation. Before the app worked with Apple HomeKit, a third party app needed to be downloaded which tracks your family and friends. Free version only allows you to add 1 person, so my wife.
Wife and I have had this app for 3 years now even if it’s useless now after an app update a couple years back on the original app. We never deleted it since it was so useful for tracking each other using notifications. I get a notification when she’s at work and when I arrive at work, we also both get notifications when one arrives home. Good for times where she does groceries for example and I get a notification to prompt me to go out and help her out. Or when I work late and finally leave the office prompting her to set-up the dinning table.
Last night she fell asleep without charging her phone. I hate when she does that, today she goes to work with barely any battery, what if she needs to call the police or hospital for an emergency?
I have the day off today, today was the day I’d do the “deed”. I don’t only go with simple 360 video.... but literally set it up on my VR headset in bed with AirPods on. The whole experience.
This would have lasted me tops 5 mins.
But the “foreplay” she does, is long and boring. Then the action starts and I go on.
Wife’s phone didn’t give a notification as she arrived, because of her now dead phone.
She comes to the bedroom to see me master bating in bed with VR goggles on.
She knows I masterbate occasionally but never saw me do it, I sneak it in here and there.
But VR porn was never “discussed” as an “is it cheating if....” thing. You know the convo I’m talking about, “is it cheating if you have a sex doll”, “is it cheating if it’s a robot”, “is it cheating if you put a pleasure toy on and someone from across the Internet strokes you in real time”, etc...
It was the type of convo we’d have at the very start of our relationship when we were still friends 10 years ago, to see how far one could take it. Weird I know, but let’s say it was one of these pre-game convos to see if we’re on the same page before things started getting serious. Pre-game convos were not only about sex by the way.
Anyways, VR wasn’t a “thing” back then so was never discussed. So I never knew if it was “right” or “wrong” for me to do so. I guess it was “wrong” since she rushed in and ripped the goggles from my face. That’s when I see her in the room.
“The fuck??” she says.
Then she looks inside.
“Is that my sister?!?!”
I’m fucked.
She still had her shoes on from arriving. So she just grabbed her bag WITH the VR headset and left the house.
Seeing from the tracking app... she’s at her parents house.... which are neighbours of the sister-in-law.
I’m fucked.
TL;DR: Masterbated in VR with sister-in-law’s 360 porn video, got caught in the act, now feeling out of body experience and don’t know what’s going to happen.
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If you could go back in time, not to change anything, just to observe. What moment in history would you want to see?
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That one Christmas in WW1 where guns fell silent and both sides gave gifts to each other and had a happy time and sang songs and crap.
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Once people are out of the education sector (including university etc) how to you make friends and connect with people?
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Through work
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People who managed to break free of a bad addiction (i.e. Cigarettes, Drinking, Drugs), how is life now?
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I quit smoking cigarettes and life is way better. It’s three years later I have a lot more money, my preferred smokes were $6 when I quit they are now pushing $10 at more than a pack a day that adds up fast. My body has made a huge recovery my blood is red again, I can actually run and hike, and I don’t cough. Then there are my friends, I have a lot more of them now because I don’t stink.
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What was the moment you realised you were an adult?
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When you can walk away from an argument. When you're ok with not being right all the time. When you take responsibility for your actions. When you're ok with not getting your way all the time. Following through when you commit to something. Treating others with respect even if they disrespect you.
Age doesn't have much to do with it. I can tell you right now most "adults" are just old children.
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What is one staple grocery store item you have to get every time you get groceries?
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The missing ingredients
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What is a mutation that could both help humans and eventually lead to their extinction?
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Mutate a complete lack of sexual interest.
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You are suddenly transported to a planet with intelligent life, what do you call this planet, and what species is dominant?
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I’m sure they have a name for themselves if they’re truly intelligent.
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If you were alive in medieval times, what job do you think you would’ve had?
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Peasant
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What is your "how the heck are you doctor?" Moment?
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When she said that “women are asking for men to rape them when they dress provocatively”. We had some serious words. I should have reported her. Fucking ignorant human.
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what’s something that sounds normal but when you whisper it to somebody it’s cursed?
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We've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty.
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What is your go to food while watching a show or movie?
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Homemade popcorn or frozen blueberries.
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What are your thoughts on same-sex marriage and relationships?
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seems kinda gay ngl
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If GOD gave you one chance to sacrifice one Celebrity soul to bring back another Celebrity who it is gonna be ?
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i would sacrifice amber heard to bring back Chadwick Boseman.
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Non-Pakistanis, what comes to your mind when you think of Pakistan?
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India
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What would drive you to a mental state to where you can just shoot /hurt people without feeling anything?
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Nothing in the world. Some things could probably push me to end my own life, though, like if my entire family died like the same day, or something like that
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What was the cringiest thing you've done during your childhood?
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Constantly making video game references around my boomer parents, thinking they would get it
I made a book full of pokemon jokes for my dad, but i don’t think he understood them
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What’s The Worst Thing About Being Tall?
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Getting in and sitting in small cars, especially in the back.
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What are some childish things you still do and will do forever?
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Watch cartoons, use my voice to pretend animals are speaking.
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If something goes wrong during launch, and Jeff Bezos doesn't make it back, what will the repercussions be?
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His employees will be free elves
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What do you do to generate money while being a teenager?
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First, whenever you get some in your hand, instinct says "spend it, buy good stuff". No. Don't do that. If you have to buy your food, you spend a little for food and rest you save. I am talking teenage years man. You will be shocked how much money will pile up in the end!
Second, Job is not just making money. Job can be an exercise for the body, a test for the mind and a training for the future. There are jobs a teen can do, maybe not as glorious as once which takes certain degrees but hey even being a KFC dishwasher, you can learn a lot. Experience is valuable, tho might be unseen from surface.
You will learn persistence, which is the biggest quality in any human. More persistent you are, more likely you will succeed, prevail, make money in future. A low paying job, will teach you that and test your patience. You need to approach new job as an opportunity to test you, this will make anything that comes at you, rude or complimenting, seen like a RPG game, not some "serious get stresses lose your sleep, get angry mess". Which sadly is easy to fall into a s a teenager with raging hormones man!
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How would you get rid of a creep on your lawn shouting at you to return a slab?
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Was 2020 not enough for you? Just give it the fuck back already.
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People who have worked in amusement parks, what is your most memorable moment?
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I’ve posted this before, so sorry for the copy pasta.
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I have worked at a theme park before, but my craziest experience was as a guest to another theme park.
This happened at Six Flags Georgia. A few friends and me were in line for the Batman ride when all of a sudden everyone was told to leave the ride line.
We noticed that as we exited the ride they were closing the area. We saw a bunch of medical personnel rushing to the area.
We found out out later on the ride home (from the radio) that someone was killed/beheaded because they climbed over the several security fences to get their lost hat. Haven’t been back since.
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people who don't have depression; what is it like?
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Happier.
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What is something very inexpensive that you can get for a platonic friend of the opposite sex that will absolutely make their day?
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🍪🍪 cookies!! 🍪🍪
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if you had the chance to meet your favorite youtuber for a day who would it be?
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That indian guy who taught me how to solve algebra equations the night before the exam
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When was the last time you received genuine applause?
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You guys know those end of the school year questions...
'what would make this class better for the next-year students?'...
I was half asleep, so naturally I get picked out...
I responded with...
'you could do with some pillows to sleep with, these desk are uncomfortable'...
3-5 sole clappers...
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What music would you choose to play every time you walk into a room?
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Undertaker theme
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Why are you still alive?
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I haven't died yet
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What was the most fake sounding story someone told you that turned out to be real?
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I work at a 24 hour pharmacy and we had this one carzybguy who kept coming in talking about how he was close personal friends with the governor. I kust chalked it up to him being a crazy drug addict. Nope, turns out he was a former US senator arrested for doing cocaine in a hotel room with the mayor of DC in the 90's and was actually part of the Governor's campaign group and advised him in his campaign. But he was still a crazy drug addict, flat out told us he bought his percocet from dealers on the street because it was cheaper than filling it through his insurance.
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What are the things that are too good to be true?
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Anything “fast”: lose weight fast, get money fast, find love fast.
Most, if not all, things in life takes practice and patients.
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What show should've been cancelled on the 1st episode?
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians
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For what things you think people need to appreciate you?
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Apologizing
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What is the most valuable career advice you have and would like to share with others?
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Find something you enjoy doing, not something you think you have to do. If you find a job you enjoy the possibilities are endless. You will learn so much more and at the end of the day the money is a bonus.
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What are some of your fondest summer memories as a kid before the internet and cell phones were available/so wide spread?
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Nerf gun battles in half-finished houses. Don’t fall into the basement! And collect those empty caulk bottles on the way home, they’re basically treasure.
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What are your opinions about overpopulation?
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It makes places over populated sometimes
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What’s one political issue we all agree upon?
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A few years ago I would've said that the Nazis suck. Unfortunately, there are some really stupid people out there.
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What's your biggest fear?
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Tell you what, man. Talkin' about, only thing we have to fear is dang ol' fear itself, man.
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If you could make one wish (can’t be wealth), what would it be?
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To speak Japanese fluidly.
It is my significant other's native language and I would give anything to be able to communicate with him easier
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What is your favorite part of the day?
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When I cry myself to sleep because I'm lonely AF
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What’s your most irrational fear?
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Out in public I constantly feel like someone is watching me. I mean it's irrational now, but there is a good reason it exists...
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In your country/region, what are some obvious signs someone is a tourist?
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If their license plate says their from oklahoma
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How do you rate your daily schedule from 1-10?
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2:00 am- Wake up
2.05am-Cold shower
2.15am-breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall
2:30am- begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup.
2:45am-edging,4hrs (for disipline)
6:45am-cold shower
7:00am-begin sprint to work
8:00am-arrive at work
8:05am-get called into boss' office
8:06am-get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour"
8:10am-sprint back home
9:10am- lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal
9:10am-edging(as punishment)
3:00pm- bed time
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What screams "I'm rich but just pretending to be poor"?
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Surfer with messy buns and Vans
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What are your turn offs?
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When the girl has a pp
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People who yell at customer service workers, why do you do it?
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Because she started yelling at me because she was embarrassed that she forgot my order and when another employee started helping me she caught an attitude and started yelling at me.
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How did you get rich quick?
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Not me but my mom sued
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What's the first thing you think of when hearing the word "Scandinavia"?
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Snow, northern lights, blond people, Frozen.
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What would u do if u were the president for one day?
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Not entirely sure how it works, but I'd try to make some anti-homophpic laws and make it easier for trans people
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[serious] What do you regret saying?
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“I love you” now I wan to dump their ass in mount fuji
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Extroverts, how many friends/social relationships is too much for you?
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I'm an extrovert but don't really have friends. I'll make plenty of aquatintances along the way but generally get bored and move on. So to answer your question more than I currently have.
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What movies/shows seem like they're fiction but are actually inspired by real life?
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Here's the type of answers I'm looking for: The subway shooting scene in Joker is inspired by real life. In 1984, a man named Bernhard Goetz shot four people in a New York subway train that were trying to rob him. Also Joker was filmed in New York.
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What is the best and most effective way to stop masturbation?
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Finish what you started
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Non-Mauritians, what’s the first thing you think of when you think of Mauritius?
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I've never heard of Mauritius.
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What words should be part of the English dictionary?
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Yeet bc why not
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People who rate dicks for money. What kind of feedback do you give?
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You can get paid for that????
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(Serious) When you were to learn how to code you are thinking what to do what game will you make withs these code you learned?
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Dude I don't understand the question the English is just...broken
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Why do young people keep saying work smarter not harder?
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Because you can end up overworking yourself when their was a easy way to do it and you just wasted your time and energy..right?
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Should you brush your teeth before or after breakfast? Why?
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After, it wouldn’t make sense to wipe before you shit now does it
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hey guys what does dating feels like?
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Work that can be fun, it's worth it.
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What is one thing that amazes you about America?
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The healthcare
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What is the biggest lie your country told to its citizens?
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In the US? Over the last 4 years? Really?
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What is your country's equivalent to Detroit or Slough?
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I mean we have slough but there is also scunthorpe and Luton.
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what was the creepiest text/voice you have ever received?
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“Come have a sex party with us”
(They then start listing info and a website.) I got this message when I was 12
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What is something that you should regret, but you don't?
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Going to a juvinile detention center. I learned a lot about the real world. Also learned how to get away with crimes instead of getting caught lol.
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People who have straight up rage quit a job, what was the final straw?
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Was getting on site training for a promotion.
When the training ended they said they weren’t going to be filling that position at all.
But hey since I now know how to do that job can’t I just do it along with my other duties? I’m not a team player for literally doing two peoples jobs? Now I’ve got an attitude problem because I’m being told I HAVE to do both jobs but I refuse?
I told them I was putting in my two weeks, went to lunch and just never went back.
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What is a secret of your country that tourists aren't aware of but should be?
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Area 51
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What’s wrong with personally hating tomatoes?
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Nothing it doesn't bother anyone it's just tomatoes
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People who let their dogs bark unchecked, how does the noise not bother you?
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I bet people who let their dogs bark endlessly are the same dicksnouts who let their dog shit all over the place without picking it up.
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What song that tells a story should everyone listen to a few times?
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Sunday Bloody Sunday, by U2
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What is a fucked up community that is mostly unknown?
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r/dragonsfuckingcars
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What makes you regret for using dating apps in the first place?
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I have noticed a pattern, while using tinder. When I download it or go back to the app after a long time, I immediately get one like and then nothing for a long time. I think they do this to get you to like the app and think that it can help you, but personally, I got 4 matches while using it and out of those 4 only one even bothered to reply to me
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What is a proven thing that still confuses you?
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Why AIDS doesn't have a cure yet
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What's your best story of parents being hypocrites?
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Telling me to stop buying crap i don't need. Then mom turns around and buys a popcorn machine and a bunch of candy cause it was on sale.
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Non-Moldovians, what comes to your mind when you think of the country Moldova?
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Andreeeiiii
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Who wrote the three musketeers?
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do you know what google is?
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Non-North Koreans, what come to mind when you think of North Korea?
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That movie "The Interview".
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Which is the most demanding profession in the world ?
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Probably Navy SEAL
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Which movie death disturbed you the most?
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Any animal’s death.
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What’s the absolute worst thing you can hear during sexy time?
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"Honey I'm home"
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What's the best song by a one-hit wonder that isn't their one-hit wonder?
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All About Us by: t.A.t.U.
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What do you think of the non (nationality), what do you think non (country) questions?
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I don't mind them. It's interesting to learn how other people perceive certain countries.
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What do you most often think when passing random strangers in public settings?
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Please don’t talk to me.
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Which Pokémon (from any Generation) do you honestly believe is your spirit animal?
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Feraligatr, love the dumbass croc
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Why are you the only person who is going to answer this question?
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OP has been outplayed and outnumbered
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Those of you who moved to a different city/country after spending most of your life in one, how did you make new friends without being a student?
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Bars, and frequent visiting of said bars. Make friends with a bartender, they’ll introduce you to all sorts of neat people.
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How long would a fly have to stay landed on your food before you no longer want to eat it?
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The second it lands there but i usually just dont eat the bit it lands on what's the point in wasting a whole meal?
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what happens when you lit a cigarette lighter upside down?
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You burn your hand.
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