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Where to find women in one's city and eventually approach them?	Take your pokeball and head out of town.
As Brits we are currently suffering through a heatwave, temperatures getting as high as 32c in some places. What are your top tips for keeping cool?	Floridians: "First time?"
What’s the best ice breaker on a date?	Take a chunk of ice and slam it down on his/her head. Ice broken.
What is the best way to attract a girl??	Cover her in metal and use a big magnet
What is the most unfair situation you’ve been put into?	Having to work for a living
Which video games have the best soundtracks or individual songs?	And ofc Legend of Zelda Twilight princess
Instead of a billionaire space race, why don't they do a billionaire hover car race? Wouldn't we all rather see that happen?	I'd rather see them pay their taxes.
If you could have 1 wish for a politician what would it be?	To tell the truth
What is a curse that is terrible for anyone who gets it but would be beneficial to you personally?	Death
Whats ur most embarrasing fail?	Losing a phone number of a girl who had a crush on me
How would you die and why?	I would throw the die into the air and then slam it onto the table, only to get a 1.
Is palm greasing still worth it? How has it paid off for you?	good lube
Good morning, who is horny?	Don't know, I never met him.
What is your favorite part about eating b holes?	Shit flakes in your teeth
News is saying that there are a record number of workers quitting their jobs. People who have recently quit, what are you doing now that you quit?	Self-employed reseller, making more than I did at my previous employer
What’s your biggest pet peeve?	People that don’t respect personal space. Also people that get a weird sense of accomplishment when making other people feel bad.
You get to time travel to 3 different points in your life and interact with your younger self. What ages would you visit? What would you do? Would you change anything? Would you choose to stay there forever and guide yourself? Or would you just shoot the sh*t?	I'd go back to my 15 year old self and tell myself not to date this one girl, she ruined me kinda good and I'm still struggling with that story. Then I'd go back to this year's April and try to convince myself to get some sleep, eat and drink enough in order to maybe get around the seizure I had there. Since then I'm not allowed to drive my motorcycle/car. And then I'd safe the last time travel in order to look at the stock Market and invest in something to get rich in the long run. I have to say that I'm overall pretty happy with my life :)
When you are home alone, do you prefer using the bathroom with the door open or closed & why?	Open cause I pay rent and I'll do what I want
If you were a billionaire building a rocket ship to space, who would you take along for the ride?	Run an internet poll and see what godawful “influencer” wins. Then I leave them in orbit.
What’s your favourite word in the entire English Language?	uncopyrightable because it's the longest word in the english language without repeating a letter and i love to piss my friends off when we play hangman edit: jesus christ 500 upvotes i've never got this many before thank you
what dumb things do you do and why?	Labelling a post NSFW when it's fucking not
What is a good way that you can advertise something online?	With boobs
What social media platform do you think will survive the longest and why?	Facebook. Because Karen's never die. And there is a generation of Becky's behind them.
How did you turn your life around?	Learning that you don’t have to be sober, but just know how to limit and control.
What got you to stop procrastinating and get on with your life?	Lol, I’ll get back to you
What's something nobody knows about you?	Why should i tell such a thing into the internet of all things? Especially now where nothing is really private anymore
What is your favorite Web Comic?	Pretty sure Spider-Man is the only web (shooting) comic
What’s so great about anime?	Story, to be specific 'non Hollywood stories"
Genuinely wondering why these men with enough money to make a real difference for the better here on the planet they live on, spend thier money going to space for a few minutes? Please no hate, not judging, just wondering?	I support going to space but not the way bezos is doing it
What’s one moment in you’relife that is unforgettable?	Was 5 years old at the public swimming pool. I was in the changing area. Some old dude walked into the same changing area butt ass naked.. I saw everything like up close.. I'm still very scarred
What is something you wish you learned way sooner than you did?	The stock market
What’s the strangest name for a pet that you’ve ever heard?	Cumlord.
What fact do people often get wrong about your country?	we're not all fat people with guns who camp out at mcdonalds
What is the most downright worst moment of your life?	Being born
What are the things that make you proud of your country?	Canada. I guess I’m proud of our universal healthcare & millions of miles of untouched nature. Not so proud of our government having a hand in the abuse & murder of a bunch of little native kids though...
What Game comes to your mind when you look at PS1?	Resident Evil. "Any longer and you'd be a Jill sandwich!"
What's the thing that made you the weird kid on school?	Anti-social.
What’s something you were made fun of as a kid that’s now a trend?	Being Asian, now people literally want to be Asian. Gross.
What is the single best quest/mission you've ever played in a video game?	Survive.
People who write straight-on with a fresh sharpie, why do you treat markers this way?	To get a differently-sized stroke.
What superhero is a borderline supervillain, and what supervillain is a borderline superhero?	Punisher is superhero that is borderline supervillain.
What is a problem that money cannot solve?	Stupidity
What was the most disappointing moment of your life?	Getting rejected on my 21st birthday by a girl I had wanted for almost three years in her car, after we kissed a lot at the bar. Yea.
What's the maximum age that you think is still too young to die?	Anything under 80.
How would $88 make a significant difference in your life?	With as little as $88 donated to me today, I could live out my lifelong dream of buying more comics.
What would be your profession if you had a do over and could be anything you wanted to be?	Tattoo artist
What is your dark secret that you have hold to yourself?	Nice try
What do you want to do, but you're just too lazy?	live lol
How will you handle an incel if you meet one?	Fuck them to assert dominance.
What profession(s) would be on demand in the future?	Sexbot cleaner
What's a historic piece of internet history?	Kony 2012.
If you’re ever board, what should you just remember?	Remember that we should all be plankful just to be alive.
What’s something you’ve done that made you think, “OMG, I’m turning into my parents”?	The moment I started judging my kids' music as shallow compared to my youth.
What's a common problem of yourself you recognize yet, you refuse to deal with it?	Professional instability. Over the past two months I could not get myself to focus on work. But the ~16 months before I worked practically non-stop. A balanced approach may yield higher returns, but I just don't feel like implementing all the checks, balances and discipline to reach and maintain such balance.
What is the worst cereal ever?	Grape Nuts
What if you're in a situation where your parents got divorced, the parent you lived with got remarried, and now your classmate (via friend, bully, or crush) is now your stepsibling?	Pornhub, here we come!
Which are the event you can't forget till now from your school life?	i got stabbed
Kanye once said, "Poop da-dee scoop, Scoop da-dee poop." How does that make you feel, and what is an instance in your life that this quote perfectly describes?	Reading this post. Answering to this post
You have been given an endless amount of money to fund whatever you want, what would it be?	I will make everyone rich
What makes you upvote a post?	If rare or original
When is it ever okay to call a female a slut?	When she wants you to?
What's the most painful injury you had so far?	Breaking my arm. I needed surgery to fix it :-(
If you were the sole leader of a sovereign nation with not economic limits, how would you run your country?	hookers and cocaine for ERRYONE!!!
What's it like to study for an undergraduate science degree?	For me, lots of math. It's been a while but I think I needed 6. Calc 1, 2. Differential equations, linear algebra & matrices, stats 1, stats 2. That was probably the most draining part.
If you spent 26 million dollars to win an auction to fly into space with Jeff Bezos, for what reason would you cancel that trip?	"Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of floating above our planet, beyond the limits of mankind. I became committed to be so much more successful than the other humans, that I would one day have the chance to leave them all, if just for 3 minutes. Floating weightless, not even dirty gravity could pull me back down. Alas....I realized my free Apple TV+ subscription was ending the next day so I had to binge Ted Lasso before my credit card would be charged $4.99. Space would have to wait."
What is objectively the worst social media site/app?	Facebook
What's the one guage item that u use to determine if you're financially ok? Basically, what makes u feel like u aren't so poor even if times are hard?	when i get double meat at chipotle
What song instantly puts you in a good mood?	so i put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly away
What is your biggest regret in life, why, and where do you think you'd be if it went the other way?	Letting someone treat me the way they did
People living on other planets, what comes to your mind when you think of earth?	everyone there is so loud
What is a useless fact that will never help you in life?	You can fit two raccoons uo your ass
What is your disgusting habit that no one knows about?	I constantly pick my nose when I’m alone
How might Jeff Bezos's death affect his company, shares, ex wife and most importantly the economy?	Are you coming from a future where it was just announced that his spacecraft suffered a critical failure?
Who is the least wealthy celebrity you can think of?	Footballer Adriano. He went back to living in favelas, last I remember. Alternatively, any dead celebrity. Dead people have no claim on wealth.
How do you help get rid of your sadness/depression?	Pot.
What were you last angry about and how did the anger go away?	I was hungry. I ate.
What do you think of EDM music?	"That shit is fucking trash get off the air waves" -John from Tennessee
People with crazy in laws, what did they do to earn that title?	not me, but my mom: 1. wouldn’t let daughter wear the jr bridesmaid dress my mom picked for her own wedding, because it was red and red is “for whores” (it was a valentine’s day wedding) and instead made her a blue-checked, wizard of oz-esque dress 2. told my mom she hoped she was barren 3. told my mom the reason my sister was born premature is because it’s my moms fault for having a midwife in the hospital and repeatedly told her not to get too attached because the baby would definitely die (spoiler alert she didn’t) 4. had no pictures of my mom anywhere, then after my parents divorced put framed wedding pictures all over her house and told me (4 years old) that i should try to get them back together 5. soooo much more
If all conflict ended tomorrow, and every nation forgave their rivals and pledged to only pursue sustainable development, what's the first thing humanity should do?	Provide the basics. So much of the world doesn't have access to clean water, enough food, or shelter that we'd need to start there before we go anywhere else.
Rollercoaster lovers and thrill seekers alike, what do you scream when going down from a lift hill or through a tunnel?	A wordless “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“
What's a super boring thing that is also super evil?	Nestle.
What are some “unwritten rules” of life that everyone should be aware of?	Window seat gets one armrest and a wall. Middle seat gets two arm rests. Aisle seat gets one armrest and extra side room for the leg.
What is the strangest cure that a doctor prescribed that actually helped?	Maggots- to chew up all the dead stuff when I mangled my foot. Helped get it out of the way to reduce scarring and bring healthy tissue together.
Read your 2nd text message, whatever it says will be the words you will constantly say during sex, what are they?	Can I message you when I'm done? It'll be less than 10 minutes
What pet peeve do you have about texting?	One word replies
If there’s one song/music you want to be played when you are happily sleeping on a coffin, which one would it be?	Probably the dr. Stone s2 intro
What's your trick to keep cool during heatwaves?	Finished basement + fan + dehumidifier. Throttling my computers so that they run at the lowest possible clock speed also helps them run a little cooler.
People who have dealt with narcissist in their life, when did you realize enough was enough?	I thought my ex best friend was the greatest best friend I ever had until the following bs starting changing my mind: I was diagnosed with depression, her response- "you have nothing to be depressed about but ok..." "God blessed me with not having any mental illnesses!" I had attempted suicide- "God will get you for that..." Got sexually assaulted at my job- "maybe you were asking for it?" A family friends passing- "Death is apart of life, it happens" as I was crying over it... Her drunk bf making moves on me and making me extremely uncomfortable, so I tell her "Well I guess he likes you better than me!" she was pissed at me. My other best friend since high school asked me to be her maid of honor "She only made you her MOH so she can take you away from me!" Her trying to get with my cousin even after asking her not to. Guess who shows up on MY BIRTHDAY and makes me the third wheel on their date...my cousin... She made fun of me for being a virgin and knowing this for a whole year of being friends She always made me feel ugly She wanted me to always do a photoshoot of just her. I begged my parents for her to come on a vacation with us. She paid of nothing. Didnt even say thank you... I paid for everything we did bc I wanted to make my best friend happy even though she made me feel awful. I finally snapped out of it one day, deleted her off everything and told her to leave me tf alone. I haven't spoken to her in over a year even when she asked me to do a free engagement photoshoot with her fiancé that she only knew for a few months. I told her no. The guy ended up dumping her a few weeks later after she cheated.
What random song brings up an emotional memory for you?	the sweet escape by gwen stefani
People who wake up everyday at 7 am without alarms. How-?	Dog
What fictional character would you trust with your drink?	I would trust Hank Hill to hollmabeer. Which incidentally would probably also be my last words.
What If There Is No Money?	No taxes
Fast food workers, why are you so stingy with handing out sauce packets and condiments? [Serious]	Long before paying for plastic bags was the accepted rule (UK), my local shop used to charge 5p for them. When challenged about this, the owner would just shrug and say, "Do you think when the man comes to deliver all the bags to the shop I get them for free?" It's probably similar to that.
What is a good, genuinely, underrated movie/tv-show?	Psych!
What's your favorite song?	Moon River
You can become one boss from any videogame, what boss do you pick and why?	Giygas from earthbound
If life ain't a hoe, then why does it suck for everyone?	It doesn't.
What is something beneficial everyone should do everyday?	Take a good shit
What is the most expensive hobby you’ve ever had or currently have?	I'm saving up to buy an airplane
Everyone's porn history is now public, how screwed are you?	The way people know me, there probably wont be any surprises 😂😂

Where to find women in one's city and eventually approach them?

Take your pokeball and head out of town.

As Brits we are currently suffering through a heatwave, temperatures getting as high as 32c in some places. What are your top tips for keeping cool?

Floridians: "First time?"

What’s the best ice breaker on a date?

Take a chunk of ice and slam it down on his/her head. Ice broken.

What is the best way to attract a girl??

Cover her in metal and use a big magnet

What is the most unfair situation you’ve been put into?

Having to work for a living

Which video games have the best soundtracks or individual songs?

And ofc Legend of Zelda Twilight princess

Instead of a billionaire space race, why don't they do a billionaire hover car race? Wouldn't we all rather see that happen?

I'd rather see them pay their taxes.

If you could have 1 wish for a politician what would it be?

To tell the truth

What is a curse that is terrible for anyone who gets it but would be beneficial to you personally?

Death

Whats ur most embarrasing fail?

Losing a phone number of a girl who had a crush on me

How would you die and why?

I would throw the die into the air and then slam it onto the table, only to get a 1.

Is palm greasing still worth it? How has it paid off for you?

good lube

Good morning, who is horny?

Don't know, I never met him.

What is your favorite part about eating b holes?

Shit flakes in your teeth

News is saying that there are a record number of workers quitting their jobs. People who have recently quit, what are you doing now that you quit?

Self-employed reseller, making more than I did at my previous employer

What’s your biggest pet peeve?

People that don’t respect personal space. Also people that get a weird sense of accomplishment when making other people feel bad.

You get to time travel to 3 different points in your life and interact with your younger self. What ages would you visit? What would you do? Would you change anything? Would you choose to stay there forever and guide yourself? Or would you just shoot the sh*t?

I'd go back to my 15 year old self and tell myself not to date this one girl, she ruined me kinda good and I'm still struggling with that story. Then I'd go back to this year's April and try to convince myself to get some sleep, eat and drink enough in order to maybe get around the seizure I had there. Since then I'm not allowed to drive my motorcycle/car. And then I'd safe the last time travel in order to look at the stock Market and invest in something to get rich in the long run. I have to say that I'm overall pretty happy with my life :)

When you are home alone, do you prefer using the bathroom with the door open or closed & why?

Open cause I pay rent and I'll do what I want

If you were a billionaire building a rocket ship to space, who would you take along for the ride?

Run an internet poll and see what godawful “influencer” wins. Then I leave them in orbit.

What’s your favourite word in the entire English Language?

uncopyrightable because it's the longest word in the english language without repeating a letter and i love to piss my friends off when we play hangman edit: jesus christ 500 upvotes i've never got this many before thank you

what dumb things do you do and why?

Labelling a post NSFW when it's fucking not

What is a good way that you can advertise something online?

With boobs

What social media platform do you think will survive the longest and why?

Facebook. Because Karen's never die. And there is a generation of Becky's behind them.

How did you turn your life around?

Learning that you don’t have to be sober, but just know how to limit and control.

What got you to stop procrastinating and get on with your life?

Lol, I’ll get back to you

What's something nobody knows about you?

Why should i tell such a thing into the internet of all things? Especially now where nothing is really private anymore

What is your favorite Web Comic?

Pretty sure Spider-Man is the only web (shooting) comic

What’s so great about anime?

Story, to be specific 'non Hollywood stories"

Genuinely wondering why these men with enough money to make a real difference for the better here on the planet they live on, spend thier money going to space for a few minutes? Please no hate, not judging, just wondering?

I support going to space but not the way bezos is doing it

What’s one moment in you’relife that is unforgettable?

Was 5 years old at the public swimming pool. I was in the changing area. Some old dude walked into the same changing area butt ass naked.. I saw everything like up close.. I'm still very scarred

What is something you wish you learned way sooner than you did?

The stock market

What’s the strangest name for a pet that you’ve ever heard?

Cumlord.

What fact do people often get wrong about your country?

we're not all fat people with guns who camp out at mcdonalds

What is the most downright worst moment of your life?

Being born

What are the things that make you proud of your country?

Canada. I guess I’m proud of our universal healthcare & millions of miles of untouched nature. Not so proud of our government having a hand in the abuse & murder of a bunch of little native kids though...

What Game comes to your mind when you look at PS1?

Resident Evil. "Any longer and you'd be a Jill sandwich!"

What's the thing that made you the weird kid on school?

Anti-social.

What’s something you were made fun of as a kid that’s now a trend?

Being Asian, now people literally want to be Asian. Gross.

What is the single best quest/mission you've ever played in a video game?

Survive.

People who write straight-on with a fresh sharpie, why do you treat markers this way?

To get a differently-sized stroke.

What superhero is a borderline supervillain, and what supervillain is a borderline superhero?

Punisher is superhero that is borderline supervillain.

What is a problem that money cannot solve?

Stupidity

What was the most disappointing moment of your life?

Getting rejected on my 21st birthday by a girl I had wanted for almost three years in her car, after we kissed a lot at the bar. Yea.

What's the maximum age that you think is still too young to die?

Anything under 80.

How would $88 make a significant difference in your life?

With as little as $88 donated to me today, I could live out my lifelong dream of buying more comics.

What would be your profession if you had a do over and could be anything you wanted to be?

Tattoo artist

What is your dark secret that you have hold to yourself?

Nice try

What do you want to do, but you're just too lazy?

live lol

How will you handle an incel if you meet one?

Fuck them to assert dominance.

What profession(s) would be on demand in the future?

Sexbot cleaner

What's a historic piece of internet history?

Kony 2012.

If you’re ever board, what should you just remember?

Remember that we should all be plankful just to be alive.

What’s something you’ve done that made you think, “OMG, I’m turning into my parents”?

The moment I started judging my kids' music as shallow compared to my youth.

What's a common problem of yourself you recognize yet, you refuse to deal with it?

Professional instability. Over the past two months I could not get myself to focus on work. But the ~16 months before I worked practically non-stop. A balanced approach may yield higher returns, but I just don't feel like implementing all the checks, balances and discipline to reach and maintain such balance.

What is the worst cereal ever?

Grape Nuts

What if you're in a situation where your parents got divorced, the parent you lived with got remarried, and now your classmate (via friend, bully, or crush) is now your stepsibling?

Pornhub, here we come!

Which are the event you can't forget till now from your school life?

i got stabbed

Kanye once said, "Poop da-dee scoop, Scoop da-dee poop." How does that make you feel, and what is an instance in your life that this quote perfectly describes?

Reading this post. Answering to this post

You have been given an endless amount of money to fund whatever you want, what would it be?

I will make everyone rich

What makes you upvote a post?

If rare or original

When is it ever okay to call a female a slut?

When she wants you to?

What's the most painful injury you had so far?

Breaking my arm. I needed surgery to fix it :-(

If you were the sole leader of a sovereign nation with not economic limits, how would you run your country?

hookers and cocaine for ERRYONE!!!

What's it like to study for an undergraduate science degree?

For me, lots of math. It's been a while but I think I needed 6. Calc 1, 2. Differential equations, linear algebra & matrices, stats 1, stats 2. That was probably the most draining part.

If you spent 26 million dollars to win an auction to fly into space with Jeff Bezos, for what reason would you cancel that trip?

"Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of floating above our planet, beyond the limits of mankind. I became committed to be so much more successful than the other humans, that I would one day have the chance to leave them all, if just for 3 minutes. Floating weightless, not even dirty gravity could pull me back down. Alas....I realized my free Apple TV+ subscription was ending the next day so I had to binge Ted Lasso before my credit card would be charged $4.99. Space would have to wait."

What is objectively the worst social media site/app?

Facebook

What's the one guage item that u use to determine if you're financially ok? Basically, what makes u feel like u aren't so poor even if times are hard?

when i get double meat at chipotle

What song instantly puts you in a good mood?

so i put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly away

What is your biggest regret in life, why, and where do you think you'd be if it went the other way?

Letting someone treat me the way they did

People living on other planets, what comes to your mind when you think of earth?

everyone there is so loud

What is a useless fact that will never help you in life?

You can fit two raccoons uo your ass

What is your disgusting habit that no one knows about?

I constantly pick my nose when I’m alone

How might Jeff Bezos's death affect his company, shares, ex wife and most importantly the economy?

Are you coming from a future where it was just announced that his spacecraft suffered a critical failure?

Who is the least wealthy celebrity you can think of?

Footballer Adriano. He went back to living in favelas, last I remember. Alternatively, any dead celebrity. Dead people have no claim on wealth.

How do you help get rid of your sadness/depression?

Pot.

What were you last angry about and how did the anger go away?

I was hungry. I ate.

What do you think of EDM music?

"That shit is fucking trash get off the air waves" -John from Tennessee

People with crazy in laws, what did they do to earn that title?

not me, but my mom: 1. wouldn’t let daughter wear the jr bridesmaid dress my mom picked for her own wedding, because it was red and red is “for whores” (it was a valentine’s day wedding) and instead made her a blue-checked, wizard of oz-esque dress 2. told my mom she hoped she was barren 3. told my mom the reason my sister was born premature is because it’s my moms fault for having a midwife in the hospital and repeatedly told her not to get too attached because the baby would definitely die (spoiler alert she didn’t) 4. had no pictures of my mom anywhere, then after my parents divorced put framed wedding pictures all over her house and told me (4 years old) that i should try to get them back together 5. soooo much more

If all conflict ended tomorrow, and every nation forgave their rivals and pledged to only pursue sustainable development, what's the first thing humanity should do?

Provide the basics. So much of the world doesn't have access to clean water, enough food, or shelter that we'd need to start there before we go anywhere else.

Rollercoaster lovers and thrill seekers alike, what do you scream when going down from a lift hill or through a tunnel?

A wordless “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“

What's a super boring thing that is also super evil?

Nestle.

What are some “unwritten rules” of life that everyone should be aware of?

Window seat gets one armrest and a wall. Middle seat gets two arm rests. Aisle seat gets one armrest and extra side room for the leg.

What is the strangest cure that a doctor prescribed that actually helped?

Maggots- to chew up all the dead stuff when I mangled my foot. Helped get it out of the way to reduce scarring and bring healthy tissue together.

Read your 2nd text message, whatever it says will be the words you will constantly say during sex, what are they?

Can I message you when I'm done? It'll be less than 10 minutes

What pet peeve do you have about texting?

One word replies

If there’s one song/music you want to be played when you are happily sleeping on a coffin, which one would it be?

Probably the dr. Stone s2 intro

What's your trick to keep cool during heatwaves?

Finished basement + fan + dehumidifier. Throttling my computers so that they run at the lowest possible clock speed also helps them run a little cooler.

People who have dealt with narcissist in their life, when did you realize enough was enough?

I thought my ex best friend was the greatest best friend I ever had until the following bs starting changing my mind: I was diagnosed with depression, her response- "you have nothing to be depressed about but ok..." "God blessed me with not having any mental illnesses!" I had attempted suicide- "God will get you for that..." Got sexually assaulted at my job- "maybe you were asking for it?" A family friends passing- "Death is apart of life, it happens" as I was crying over it... Her drunk bf making moves on me and making me extremely uncomfortable, so I tell her "Well I guess he likes you better than me!" she was pissed at me. My other best friend since high school asked me to be her maid of honor "She only made you her MOH so she can take you away from me!" Her trying to get with my cousin even after asking her not to. Guess who shows up on MY BIRTHDAY and makes me the third wheel on their date...my cousin... She made fun of me for being a virgin and knowing this for a whole year of being friends She always made me feel ugly She wanted me to always do a photoshoot of just her. I begged my parents for her to come on a vacation with us. She paid of nothing. Didnt even say thank you... I paid for everything we did bc I wanted to make my best friend happy even though she made me feel awful. I finally snapped out of it one day, deleted her off everything and told her to leave me tf alone. I haven't spoken to her in over a year even when she asked me to do a free engagement photoshoot with her fiancé that she only knew for a few months. I told her no. The guy ended up dumping her a few weeks later after she cheated.

What random song brings up an emotional memory for you?

the sweet escape by gwen stefani

People who wake up everyday at 7 am without alarms. How-?

Dog

What fictional character would you trust with your drink?

I would trust Hank Hill to hollmabeer. Which incidentally would probably also be my last words.

What If There Is No Money?

No taxes

Fast food workers, why are you so stingy with handing out sauce packets and condiments? [Serious]

Long before paying for plastic bags was the accepted rule (UK), my local shop used to charge 5p for them. When challenged about this, the owner would just shrug and say, "Do you think when the man comes to deliver all the bags to the shop I get them for free?" It's probably similar to that.

What is a good, genuinely, underrated movie/tv-show?

Psych!

What's your favorite song?

Moon River

You can become one boss from any videogame, what boss do you pick and why?

Giygas from earthbound

If life ain't a hoe, then why does it suck for everyone?

It doesn't.

What is something beneficial everyone should do everyday?

Take a good shit

What is the most expensive hobby you’ve ever had or currently have?

I'm saving up to buy an airplane

Everyone's porn history is now public, how screwed are you?

The way people know me, there probably wont be any surprises 😂😂