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You're in an alternative timeline where Lincoln shot first. What else happened in this timeline?	Washington had Chainsaw blades and was also best friends with Lincoln
What is something that you would still be completely oblivious to if it weren't for the internet?	[Rule 34 ](https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo) Go on click it you know you want to And if [you really want a risky click ](https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo)
What is your favourite rap/hip hop music artist/band?	Mine is Eminem btw
What embarrassing mistake did you make, but carried through to the bitter end to save face?	Mistaking a REAL Female police officer for a chick in a Naughty Police Officer costume on halloween. Yup.
Women who have tried to pass a bladder stone AND given birth, which was worse?	I'm a dude but I would assume giving birth would be more painful. Sometimes flesh can tear... yikes
How did they ruin your favorite restaurant/food franchise?	Got rid of the Mexican Pizza.
When is "An eye for an eye" an appropriate response?	When cheating happens
When did you dodge a bullet in life, but didn't realize it until later? [Serious]	I was seeing this girl I worked with at the time (a mistake I know). She was very flirty with me to the point where our coworkers took notice and made comments to me about it. I asked her to tone it down and essentially she got really pissed and we wnded things. I’ve later found out she is manipulative, self centered, a liar, and a validation/attention whore. Sooooo yeah. Glad things ended when they did.
What would you trade your heroes for?	Ghosts. Hot ashes for trees.
[serious] How many genders are there?	Two
Will you marry a female/male who was slept with many male/female ?	I'm 30, can't be too picky
What show actually had a good musical episode?	Scrubs
what video game had it’s hype die off the fastest?	Cyberpunk
What’s the porn storyline you think can happen with you any day in real life ?	None. They are literally meant to be stupidly outlandish.
Where's the weirdest place you've dropped your airpod?	I’ve dropped it into the trunk of a rental car in another country which then followed to fall through the car and fall out of the car which then I had to replace
Which movie has the best car chase/action scene?	Gone in 60 sec
What would happen if Pinocchio were to say “my nose is going to grow now”?	It would have to grow. Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies, but it doesn't necessarily ONLY grow when he lies. If it grows, we wouldn't know if it was growing because he said that, or if he said that because it was about to grow, but it wouldn't have to be a lie for his nose to grow.
Who are the real bad guys?	People who honk in the middle of a traffic jam. Honking your soul into the people in front of you isn't going to solve anything.
If when paying your taxes you could select what parts of government your money went to, what would go broke and what would thrive?	Infrastructure is where I'd opt a good portion. I think foreign aid would drop drastically.
Humanity is about to go extinct. What 2 people do we save to repopulate Earth?	Not enough genetic diversity. Human species would cease to exist or become defective within a few generations.
What congressperson would you like to just disappear?	Marjorie Taylor Greene
What’s an unconventional argument to persuade someone to get the COVID vaccine?	Get it if you want, or don’t if you don’t want to.
Do you think commercial spaceflight is a beneficial way to spend resources? Why or why not?	If it generates profits to fund more research why not
When you die, you got to choose any dimension you would ever want to live in for eternity. It would either be one from pop culture or one you made up. What universe would you want to live in?	The "My Name is Earl" universe. I could help him with his list, deal with crazy shenanigans and the police are pretty chill too.
What would you like to receive for your birthday?	Blow job and some craft beer
What will be the most in-demand and high paying careers in the future?	Carbon recapture engineering
People with real OCD, what is the hardest part about being OCD?	my head is at constant war with itself
Which music band never lets you down?	The Killers
What did you miss out on?	Dapper Day
When did a seemingly harmless incident turn into a “shit I might actually die here”? (Serious)	Got really drunk in college, made dinner, and went to sleep. All the girls got drunk together on wine that night. Living with five of them. I woke up at maybe 4:00 in the morning to this very strange smell and then very quickly realized that it was gas from the stove. I ran into the kitchen, and one of the knobs had been very slightly turned on. Like somebody must have just leaned up against the stove and bumped it. They were lit candles in the living room. Whoever had gone to bed last didn't blow them out. Ran over and blew the candles out, turned off the gas, woke up everyone, opened the doors and windows, and we evacuated. But imagine if I hadn't woken up? I think we would have taken out our unit and the duplex next door.
How much jacking off is too much and why?	Is it affecting your real life? If so, then it is too much.
How do you ask somebody for a kiss on your forehead ?	Point at your forehead repeatedly and yell "kiss"
What’s worse? Seenzoned or delivered zoned?	Seenzoned. If it was delivered, it's possible they might just be busy. If it was seen, that's how you know they are ignoring you.
What would you ban?	That damn fake “x” button to close out mobile game adds
If you could travel back in time to assassinate someone famous, who would it be?	Your mother!
What's your favorite and least favorite Pokemon?	Vaporeon. Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans.
If you could have only one Pokémon, which would it be and why?	a ditto they can be any pokemon and also has a derpy face
What is the worst thing you’ve witnessed at a Gym?	A woman's placenta detached and she bled out and died.
What are you working towards right now?	Repairing the damage 2020 did to me. I'm so close :)
What was your scariest / creepiest ghost story?	I was living with my family in the Philippines at the time. My window was out to the outside kitchen. One night i suddenly woke up, i was super awake from the moment i woke up. It was middle of the night just the moon gave some light. I was looking out my window and just saw a shadow standing in front of it. I did not think much about it and tried to ignore it and kept sleeping. The next day I had a sleepover at my neighbors with my cousin, who also lived with me. I told them the story, not thinking much about it. Then I looked at my cousins terrified face and asked what was wrong and ensured that it was maybe just a dream after all. But then he told me that he went to the kitchen last night to drink some water and also saw a shadow standing in front of my window. The thing is that the moonlight would have exposed some of the shadow if it would have been a human being, but it was just completely black.
If You Could Make One Video That Would Be The Only Evidence That Humans Ever Existed What Would It Be?	I'd Rickroll the aliens
What’s a country that you’ve always been fascinated by besides your own? Why?	France. How is everything so beautiful?
What's all the fuss about Bezos, Branson and Musk taking short flights into space, when civilian pilots in reusable X-15s did this 60 years ago?	They all have small dicks
What type of things you don't want to do but have to?	Work, clean, laundry, cook, pay bills, taxes…
What's your favourite film? And why?	The Sting, it's a perfect movie
You've been in a terrible accident, and linger between life and death. A supernatural being appears and asks you why you want to go on living. What do you tell them?	I don't
(Try to describe in as much detail as you can) What happens when you get overwhelmed by depression/emptiness/sadness?	I have a tendency to retreat and avoid human contact. Motivation to do anything drops, and I spend much of my waking time just waiting until circumstance will permit me to sleep. I'll skip meals because I can't be arsed to go eat, skip basic hygiene because I can't find the will to take a shower, and sometimes find a room all alone so I can try to cry (I'm not good at it... something's not wired up right in there). At one point it got bad enough that I actually planned and budgeted (yeah, budgeted - I guess I'm practical?) a suicide. It's... so, funny's a weird word for it, but I'm actually pretty proud of the plan I laid out. I'm not gonna share it, because I don't want to encourage anyone, but I think I did good. Anyway, I'm in a better place right now. A more-or-less functional human.
What is a weird thing you do only in dreams?	Be happy.
If your country/state/region were an occupation, what would it be?	(UK) Conqueror(in the past anyway)
So, how awkward is it for you to go to the doctor now with a common cold?	I mean it would be a wicked cold to bring me to the doctor
How do you keep yourself entertained while you poop?	YouTube
What good thing did you try to do that ended up being bad?	Tried to revive my sister's mouse after it was attacked by our cat and had a heart attack. It came back to life, and then I administered water using a dripper to calm it down. It drowned from inhaling the droplets of water.
Why do you think the World has been so horny lately?	Friend, the world has always been horny. Always.
What is the most awkward you have felt at a wedding?	Buddy of mine got married and the maid of honor gave a truly heartwarming speech about their friendship and watching the two of them grow together and fall in love. Then, the best man, one of the groom’s brothers stood up, raised his glass and said “to the bride and groom” and sat down.
What is holding China back from invading taiwan ?	World War 3
If you had to choose (no loopholes) between having unlimited friends or being God, which one would you choose?	unlimited people that want to borrow money lol jk
National Parks past and current employees, What is the dumbest/craziest thing you have seen at a NP or have even been asked?	Are there any hidden lakes you can see from the parkway?
People that are really into cars, what got you all into them?	Need For Speed 3 & Underground, Gran Turismo 3, Midnight Club 2
[serious] What’s a confession you never made to a friend or family member before they died?	That I always hated him and he made my children uncomfortable. If given the chance, I'd have been the one who left that cigarette burning in the ashtray.
English can't be the international language it is today anymore for some reason. Propose why your language of choice is a good replacement?	Flemish, then I don't have to be bothered to learn another. Also it's a Germanic language so it wouldn't be that hard for a lot of Europeans to learn
What is the plot to a sequel of a great film that would totally ruin it?	Star Wars but the stars themselves actually fight each other.
What feature do you want to add to your coffin?	A skull, some goat blood, just the usual.
Men, when was the last time you received a compliment and how di you feel?	Yesterday! Felt great
If you only had 50 plays of each song in the world before you couldn't listen to it again, how/when would you choose to listen to what songs?	I’d put WAP on repeat instantly and never hear it again for the rest of my life.
People who got a tattoo and then regretted years later, how come?	I was 15. I cut lawns for cash. One of my clients offered a tattoo instead of pay, in other words I have no cash and no intention of paying you. So this is as close to payment as you’re going to get. I said sure, when he asked me what I wanted, I said a dolphin on my ankle. I have no idea why I said that. So now, I’m a man in my 40s with a dolphin tattoo on my ankle.
What is something you do in your room or common bathroom that your roommate is completely unaware of?	Jizz!
If humans had a mating call, what would it sound like?	Either "I'm drunk" or "I'm rich"
What's The One Thing You Did That Ruined A Friendship?	I made my friend happier to hang out with me than his wife. She won't let him be my friend anymore.
What’s your favorite sandwich and does it have a secret ingredient or step to elevate it to a great sandwich ?	An Italian Hero, but ultimately it's the bread that makes the biggest difference
What is the weirdest video game you own?	Doki Doki Literature Club.
What is the best computer game?	Civ
What are some truly strange things humanity is clueless about even now in the 21st century?	that EVERY human bleeds the same blood. (yes, i know there are blood types but that is implied.)
What dnd character type would you make to mach your personality the most?	I'm the father of the 8th abyss
What’s your favorite ballad/song that tells a story?	The Lighthouse's Tale by Nickel Creek
Non Arabs what is the first thing that comes to mind when u think of Arabs?	Stop
Who/what do you think is a bottleneck to making this world LGBT friendly?	Bigots who manipulate the bible to fit their own selfish and baseless fears.
What is a good way of describing something as tight, "tight as a..."?	NSFW tag required
If Captain America has America's ass, then who has America's dick?	Deadpool, because it's in your face and not something you really want to look at.
What is the worst hiding place during a zombie apocalypse?	Anywhere that ISN'T a house behind a lawn of zombie killing plants
What two video games would make a very interesting crossover?	Fallout 4 and GTA5
If you had to choose between having as many friends as you want but you're terrible at doing things, or being God but you have no friends, which one would you choose?	I want to be immortal cuz I would like to not die please, and I don’t mind loneliness
What is something a famous person has said or done that has aged like milk?	\Inserts everything Donald Trump has said or done as U.S. President\**
What is adventure of your life?	The ever-constant quest for food
How did you deal with your first serious broken heart and what advice would you have for others?	Locked them in the basement and waited for the Stockholm syndrome to set in
What would be some proverbs that will become obsolete in future?	One apple a day keeps the Dr away.
What do you think we should do with all the abandoned big-box stores and ghost malls out there that are currently sitting empty?	Homeless shelters
What made you interested in the Occult or Paranormal?	I started reading Lovecraft ^^'
How would clickbait journalism make things seem worse than it already was in WW2 and the Cold War?	COME ON MAN
Do grades define how successful a person will be?	Not at all.
What’s the dumbest thing you got downvoted for?	stating facts, and not in a misleading or underhanded manner.
you can change 1 event in history, what & why do you change?	Instead of being crucified, I’d have Jesus beaten to death with a giant dildo, so dicks are now the symbol for Christianity
What do you think of the fact "No one, in human history, has been responsible for more deaths and suffering than Jesus"?	I think it's more fair to say 'more wars have been fought over religion than any other thing'
Forget FML. What's a "bless my life" moment you've had recently?	I reconnected with my high school sweetheart recently. She's the one who popped my cherry 40 years ago. It's really cool learning how her life has gone and telling her about mine.
What do you think about the Philippines?	phillip on deez nuts
If you could tune yer butthole to sound like a specific instrument every time you farted, what instrument would you choose?	didgeridoo
What animal do you think you could beat it's ass?	I think a house spider is about my limit
People who use seperate taps for hot and cold water, why?	That’s the old school way of doing it
What's a skill crucial to your occupation that you still haven't mastered?	Knowing when people are hinting at something. If you don't flat out tell me to do something, I am confused by the instructions.
If you could customize your own Walmart, how would you have it be?	Starting wage would be $20/hour plus benefits and would have more full-time employees. The prices would remain the same. In short, the employees would be treated like people, not like machines. Profits would be less than a typical Wal-Mart because more of the money would be going into the pockets of the people doing the work instead of to corporate fat cats, but it would still make plenty of money even if there weren't more people shopping there.
What is your favorite movie (emojis only)?	2️⃣👧1️⃣☕

You're in an alternative timeline where Lincoln shot first. What else happened in this timeline?

Washington had Chainsaw blades and was also best friends with Lincoln

What is something that you would still be completely oblivious to if it weren't for the internet?

[Rule 34 ](https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo) Go on click it you know you want to And if [you really want a risky click ](https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo)

What is your favourite rap/hip hop music artist/band?

Mine is Eminem btw

What embarrassing mistake did you make, but carried through to the bitter end to save face?

Mistaking a REAL Female police officer for a chick in a Naughty Police Officer costume on halloween. Yup.

Women who have tried to pass a bladder stone AND given birth, which was worse?

I'm a dude but I would assume giving birth would be more painful. Sometimes flesh can tear... yikes

How did they ruin your favorite restaurant/food franchise?

Got rid of the Mexican Pizza.

When is "An eye for an eye" an appropriate response?

When cheating happens

When did you dodge a bullet in life, but didn't realize it until later? [Serious]

I was seeing this girl I worked with at the time (a mistake I know). She was very flirty with me to the point where our coworkers took notice and made comments to me about it. I asked her to tone it down and essentially she got really pissed and we wnded things. I’ve later found out she is manipulative, self centered, a liar, and a validation/attention whore. Sooooo yeah. Glad things ended when they did.

What would you trade your heroes for?

Ghosts. Hot ashes for trees.

[serious] How many genders are there?

Two

Will you marry a female/male who was slept with many male/female ?

I'm 30, can't be too picky

What show actually had a good musical episode?

Scrubs

what video game had it’s hype die off the fastest?

Cyberpunk

What’s the porn storyline you think can happen with you any day in real life ?

None. They are literally meant to be stupidly outlandish.

Where's the weirdest place you've dropped your airpod?

I’ve dropped it into the trunk of a rental car in another country which then followed to fall through the car and fall out of the car which then I had to replace

Which movie has the best car chase/action scene?

Gone in 60 sec

What would happen if Pinocchio were to say “my nose is going to grow now”?

It would have to grow. Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies, but it doesn't necessarily ONLY grow when he lies. If it grows, we wouldn't know if it was growing because he said that, or if he said that because it was about to grow, but it wouldn't have to be a lie for his nose to grow.

Who are the real bad guys?

People who honk in the middle of a traffic jam. Honking your soul into the people in front of you isn't going to solve anything.

If when paying your taxes you could select what parts of government your money went to, what would go broke and what would thrive?

Infrastructure is where I'd opt a good portion. I think foreign aid would drop drastically.

Humanity is about to go extinct. What 2 people do we save to repopulate Earth?

Not enough genetic diversity. Human species would cease to exist or become defective within a few generations.

What congressperson would you like to just disappear?

Marjorie Taylor Greene

What’s an unconventional argument to persuade someone to get the COVID vaccine?

Get it if you want, or don’t if you don’t want to.

Do you think commercial spaceflight is a beneficial way to spend resources? Why or why not?

If it generates profits to fund more research why not

When you die, you got to choose any dimension you would ever want to live in for eternity. It would either be one from pop culture or one you made up. What universe would you want to live in?

The "My Name is Earl" universe. I could help him with his list, deal with crazy shenanigans and the police are pretty chill too.

What would you like to receive for your birthday?

Blow job and some craft beer

What will be the most in-demand and high paying careers in the future?

Carbon recapture engineering

People with real OCD, what is the hardest part about being OCD?

my head is at constant war with itself

Which music band never lets you down?

The Killers

What did you miss out on?

Dapper Day

When did a seemingly harmless incident turn into a “shit I might actually die here”? (Serious)

Got really drunk in college, made dinner, and went to sleep. All the girls got drunk together on wine that night. Living with five of them. I woke up at maybe 4:00 in the morning to this very strange smell and then very quickly realized that it was gas from the stove. I ran into the kitchen, and one of the knobs had been very slightly turned on. Like somebody must have just leaned up against the stove and bumped it. They were lit candles in the living room. Whoever had gone to bed last didn't blow them out. Ran over and blew the candles out, turned off the gas, woke up everyone, opened the doors and windows, and we evacuated. But imagine if I hadn't woken up? I think we would have taken out our unit and the duplex next door.

How much jacking off is too much and why?

Is it affecting your real life? If so, then it is too much.

How do you ask somebody for a kiss on your forehead ?

Point at your forehead repeatedly and yell "kiss"

What’s worse? Seenzoned or delivered zoned?

Seenzoned. If it was delivered, it's possible they might just be busy. If it was seen, that's how you know they are ignoring you.

What would you ban?

That damn fake “x” button to close out mobile game adds

If you could travel back in time to assassinate someone famous, who would it be?

Your mother!

What's your favorite and least favorite Pokemon?

Vaporeon. Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans.

If you could have only one Pokémon, which would it be and why?

a ditto they can be any pokemon and also has a derpy face

What is the worst thing you’ve witnessed at a Gym?

A woman's placenta detached and she bled out and died.

What are you working towards right now?

Repairing the damage 2020 did to me. I'm so close :)

What was your scariest / creepiest ghost story?

I was living with my family in the Philippines at the time. My window was out to the outside kitchen. One night i suddenly woke up, i was super awake from the moment i woke up. It was middle of the night just the moon gave some light. I was looking out my window and just saw a shadow standing in front of it. I did not think much about it and tried to ignore it and kept sleeping. The next day I had a sleepover at my neighbors with my cousin, who also lived with me. I told them the story, not thinking much about it. Then I looked at my cousins terrified face and asked what was wrong and ensured that it was maybe just a dream after all. But then he told me that he went to the kitchen last night to drink some water and also saw a shadow standing in front of my window. The thing is that the moonlight would have exposed some of the shadow if it would have been a human being, but it was just completely black.

If You Could Make One Video That Would Be The Only Evidence That Humans Ever Existed What Would It Be?

I'd Rickroll the aliens

What’s a country that you’ve always been fascinated by besides your own? Why?

France. How is everything so beautiful?

What's all the fuss about Bezos, Branson and Musk taking short flights into space, when civilian pilots in reusable X-15s did this 60 years ago?

They all have small dicks

What type of things you don't want to do but have to?

Work, clean, laundry, cook, pay bills, taxes…

What's your favourite film? And why?

The Sting, it's a perfect movie

You've been in a terrible accident, and linger between life and death. A supernatural being appears and asks you why you want to go on living. What do you tell them?

I don't

(Try to describe in as much detail as you can) What happens when you get overwhelmed by depression/emptiness/sadness?

I have a tendency to retreat and avoid human contact. Motivation to do anything drops, and I spend much of my waking time just waiting until circumstance will permit me to sleep. I'll skip meals because I can't be arsed to go eat, skip basic hygiene because I can't find the will to take a shower, and sometimes find a room all alone so I can try to cry (I'm not good at it... something's not wired up right in there). At one point it got bad enough that I actually planned and budgeted (yeah, budgeted - I guess I'm practical?) a suicide. It's... so, funny's a weird word for it, but I'm actually pretty proud of the plan I laid out. I'm not gonna *share* it, because I don't want to encourage anyone, but I think I did good. Anyway, I'm in a better place right now. A more-or-less functional human.

What is a weird thing you do only in dreams?

Be happy.

If your country/state/region were an occupation, what would it be?

(UK) Conqueror(in the past anyway)

So, how awkward is it for you to go to the doctor now with a common cold?

I mean it would be a wicked cold to bring me to the doctor

How do you keep yourself entertained while you poop?

YouTube

What good thing did you try to do that ended up being bad?

Tried to revive my sister's mouse after it was attacked by our cat and had a heart attack. It came back to life, and then I administered water using a dripper to calm it down. It drowned from inhaling the droplets of water.

Why do you think the World has been so horny lately?

Friend, the world has always been horny. Always.

What is the most awkward you have felt at a wedding?

Buddy of mine got married and the maid of honor gave a truly heartwarming speech about their friendship and watching the two of them grow together and fall in love. Then, the best man, one of the groom’s brothers stood up, raised his glass and said “to the bride and groom” and sat down.

What is holding China back from invading taiwan ?

World War 3

If you had to choose (no loopholes) between having unlimited friends or being God, which one would you choose?

unlimited people that want to borrow money lol jk

National Parks past and current employees, What is the dumbest/craziest thing you have seen at a NP or have even been asked?

Are there any hidden lakes you can see from the parkway?

People that are really into cars, what got you all into them?

Need For Speed 3 & Underground, Gran Turismo 3, Midnight Club 2

[serious] What’s a confession you never made to a friend or family member before they died?

That I always hated him and he made my children uncomfortable. If given the chance, I'd have been the one who left that cigarette burning in the ashtray.

English can't be the international language it is today anymore for some reason. Propose why your language of choice is a good replacement?

Flemish, then I don't have to be bothered to learn another. Also it's a Germanic language so it wouldn't be that hard for a lot of Europeans to learn

What is the plot to a sequel of a great film that would totally ruin it?

Star Wars but the stars themselves actually fight each other.

What feature do you want to add to your coffin?

A skull, some goat blood, just the usual.

Men, when was the last time you received a compliment and how di you feel?

Yesterday! Felt great

If you only had 50 plays of each song in the world before you couldn't listen to it again, how/when would you choose to listen to what songs?

I’d put WAP on repeat instantly and never hear it again for the rest of my life.

People who got a tattoo and then regretted years later, how come?

I was 15. I cut lawns for cash. One of my clients offered a tattoo instead of pay, in other words I have no cash and no intention of paying you. So this is as close to payment as you’re going to get. I said sure, when he asked me what I wanted, I said a dolphin on my ankle. I have no idea why I said that. So now, I’m a man in my 40s with a dolphin tattoo on my ankle.

What is something you do in your room or common bathroom that your roommate is completely unaware of?

Jizz!

If humans had a mating call, what would it sound like?

Either "I'm drunk" or "I'm rich"

What's The One Thing You Did That Ruined A Friendship?

I made my friend happier to hang out with me than his wife. She won't let him be my friend anymore.

What’s your favorite sandwich and does it have a secret ingredient or step to elevate it to a great sandwich ?

An Italian Hero, but ultimately it's the bread that makes the biggest difference

What is the weirdest video game you own?

Doki Doki Literature Club.

What is the best computer game?

Civ

What are some truly strange things humanity is clueless about even now in the 21st century?

that EVERY human bleeds the same blood. (yes, i know there are blood types but that is implied.)

What dnd character type would you make to mach your personality the most?

I'm the father of the 8th abyss

What’s your favorite ballad/song that tells a story?

The Lighthouse's Tale by Nickel Creek

Non Arabs what is the first thing that comes to mind when u think of Arabs?

Stop

Who/what do you think is a bottleneck to making this world LGBT friendly?

Bigots who manipulate the bible to fit their own selfish and baseless fears.

What is a good way of describing something as tight, "tight as a..."?

NSFW tag required

If Captain America has America's ass, then who has America's dick?

Deadpool, because it's in your face and not something you really want to look at.

What is the worst hiding place during a zombie apocalypse?

Anywhere that ISN'T a house behind a lawn of zombie killing plants

What two video games would make a very interesting crossover?

Fallout 4 and GTA5

If you had to choose between having as many friends as you want but you're terrible at doing things, or being God but you have no friends, which one would you choose?

I want to be immortal cuz I would like to not die please, and I don’t mind loneliness

What is something a famous person has said or done that has aged like milk?

*\*Inserts everything Donald Trump has said or done as U.S. President\**

What is adventure of your life?

The ever-constant quest for food

How did you deal with your first serious broken heart and what advice would you have for others?

Locked them in the basement and waited for the Stockholm syndrome to set in

What would be some proverbs that will become obsolete in future?

One apple a day keeps the Dr away.

What do you think we should do with all the abandoned big-box stores and ghost malls out there that are currently sitting empty?

Homeless shelters

What made you interested in the Occult or Paranormal?

I started reading Lovecraft ^^'

How would clickbait journalism make things seem worse than it already was in WW2 and the Cold War?

COME ON MAN

Do grades define how successful a person will be?

Not at all.

What’s the dumbest thing you got downvoted for?

stating facts, and not in a misleading or underhanded manner.

you can change 1 event in history, what & why do you change?

Instead of being crucified, I’d have Jesus beaten to death with a giant dildo, so dicks are now the symbol for Christianity

What do you think of the fact "No one, in human history, has been responsible for more deaths and suffering than Jesus"?

I think it's more fair to say 'more wars have been fought over religion than any other thing'

Forget FML. What's a "bless my life" moment you've had recently?

I reconnected with my high school sweetheart recently. She's the one who popped my cherry 40 years ago. It's really cool learning how her life has gone and telling her about mine.

What do you think about the Philippines?

phillip on deez nuts

If you could tune yer butthole to sound like a specific instrument every time you farted, what instrument would you choose?

didgeridoo

What animal do you think you could beat it's ass?

I think a house spider is about my limit

People who use seperate taps for hot and cold water, why?

That’s the old school way of doing it

What's a skill crucial to your occupation that you still haven't mastered?

Knowing when people are hinting at something. If you don't flat out tell me to do something, I am confused by the instructions.

If you could customize your own Walmart, how would you have it be?

Starting wage would be $20/hour plus benefits and would have more full-time employees. The prices would remain the same. In short, the employees would be treated like people, not like machines. Profits would be less than a typical Wal-Mart because more of the money would be going into the pockets of the people doing the work instead of to corporate fat cats, but it would still make plenty of money even if there weren't more people shopping there.

What is your favorite movie (emojis only)?

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