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Right-handed people who wear their watch on their right wrist, why?	because i want to
What is your sexual orientation and how likely is it that you would date a transgender person?	straight and zero
What’s to stop future corporations from setting up nominal offices or servers and claiming to be “based” in space to avoid paying taxes?	They don't need to there's already globally coordinated tax havens here on earth.
What show or movie do you find yourself often quoting?	I work in tech, so Spaceballs: "Even in the future nothing works!"
What is your best addiction? The one you can per proud of?	Water.
What Product Has Only Gotten Better Than When it First Started?	Firearms.
What is the most important timer you have ever set?	Trash days.
What's the story of your first GOOD sexual experience? [NSFW]	So it started with The end
People who wear their masks while they’re driving in their own cars, alone, why do you do that?	Probably because they don't care and its not a big deal.
When do we use "was right" and "I'm right"?	Never, if you're left.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?	moscow mule....but with rum instead of vodka
What’s the creepiest thing you’ve come across on an old/used electronic device?	I found a USB flash drive randomly laying on the ground next to my car in a parking lot that had surveillance video files on it of a parking garage. I have no idea where it came from and I spent hours trying to figure if there was some kind reason why somebody would have copied that video to a USB stick. The camera appears to be motion activated, so it's just a low resolution video of cars coming, parking, and then leaving. Nothing eventful happens in the video other than that and the video is too poor of quality to read the license plates.
What is a purchase you made that you instantly regretted buying?	Robux
How are you making the world worse off?	I take more support than I give.
If you had complete obedience from every human on the planet for 5 minutes what would you do?	Wealth distribution
What's the best post prostate exam joke you've told as a patient or heard as a doctor? Just had an annual exam and went with the Chevy Chase classic, "Using the whole fist there Doc?"	"Holy shit, Doc, you're almost as good as my wife."
If you got everything you wanted when you were a child, how do you think you would have turned out?	Mean and fat
What are some legendary people/animals from your country's folklore?	The Lou Gawou. It changes its shape and can turn into different animals and people and is nasty af
So so tired of these horrible news everywhere, what are some good news?	I got an A on my essay
When you meet new people and begin to interact with them, what is the first thing that you pass judgement on about their personality?	If they talk shit about their other friends / significant other / even bosses and present themselves as victims
You just relised that your friend uses discord light mode what are you going to do?	Commit a war crime
You are going away to prison for six months and you are allowed to bring one item to keep yourself entertained. What is that item?	Your mom. Lol!
What singular, modern invention or item would you take back in time 200 years to show our predecessors?	a modern day handgun with ammunition would irrevocably change everything
What's the awesomest/most dangerous playground you remember from your childhood, back before health and safety was really a proper thing?	Near where I lived we had a park near my school that had a huge slide! It was about 20 foot in the air possibly bigger! The parks still there, but no big slide anymore! I know of so many people who got some really bad injuries on that slide - my cousin broke her leg coming down it! It was amazing!
What movie that you loved 10 or 20 years ago was a total disappointment the last time you rewatched it?	movies I've watched in my language, that I recently rewatched in english. those people who did the synchronizations used to make a lot of shit up, in a good way.
Where do you buy your groceries?	tHe GrOcErY sToRe
Which toy can you not believe was marketed towards kids?	Candy cigarettes.
What is your favorite word?	What isn’t my favorite word, it isn’t my favorite word either, neither is you, nor me
In your opinion, what is a severely underrated hobby?	Just chilling the fuck out and not worrying about doing anything productive
How do you keep lasting friendships with people who live all over the country? Say you had a super strong groups of friends going through both high school and college and now these groups have been spread all across the country, coast to coast. How do you keep these relationships strong?	You don't. That's life. It's not a bad thing, even though it is sad at first. Maybe in some rare cases people manage to do this, but these friendships usually fade away over time.
What Is The Mexican Equivalent Of The US’s Bro Country?	Corridos tumbados, straight up the same
If two people are playing chess and One of them is a mind reader but the other one can see the future, who would win and Why?	Ask the second player, he would know.
What is your net worth?	About tree fiddy
What’s a song you’ve recently heard for the first time and just can’t stop listening to?	505 arctic monkeys and no im not a skinny eboy
When is the last time you stole something and what was it?	Yesterday, a bunch of silver and gold from work
What was the stupidest question you have seen on here?	I don't like all the weird sexual questions. But I do like this sub because it has the most questions.
How did you find your passion ?	Trial and error
What are weird food combos you thought were normal until you got older?	I used to order a pepperoni, cheese, and mayo sub from Subway until my twenties.
Who inspires you ,dad or mom?	Dad
[Serious] what is a problem you are dealing with that you only have yourself to blame?	I’m fat , lack social skills , doing pretty bad in college
What's something you learned how to do because you googled it?	Literally most of my recipes
How did you spend your stimulus checks? Were you responsible and pay bills or did you party on with your money?	Straight into the brokerage. Having a stimulus to everyone was foolish anyway. Most recessions in the last century have been demand-side recessions - which stimulus helps with. This one is actually primarily supply-side, which stimulus doesn't help with. (Not to say anything about extra unemployment - that's a different animal.)
When you tell a foreigner to "go back to his/her own country", what's going on in your mind?	Strangely, most of the foreigners that live where I'm at are super pro-America. I don't have a problem with them.
What’s your favorite song right now?	[Miracle Aligner by The Last Shadow Puppets](https://youtu.be/qomuQAOVKiM)
What happens in movies but never in real life?	Being totally fine with shooting guns without hearing protection.
What's the craziest/weirdest thing you've done for money?	When my parents had a date night or something I was in charge, and literally the only thing that that meant was that I had to make microwavable popcorn. That's literally it, and I got paid for it.
Non-Dutch people, what is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think about The Netherlands?	Stop with this.
What’s something that makes you believe there’s good in the world?	Pizza
People with flat feet, what's your job, and how does this condition affect it?	IT guy, always moving around, carrying equipment etc. My feet killed me so much I went to a podiatrist, she made me get orthopedic shoes and sneakers. Found orthofeet.com and spent 149 on a pair of work shoes thinking I'm wasting my money. First week was difficult, but I felt more stability. Took some getting use to (they have a 60 day trial period), but after that first week my feet were happy. Bought two more pairs of sneakers and another pair of orthopedic shoes from them since then. No foot problems, no pain and life is good.
Who was the dictator you heard of most in your childhood?	Saddam
what normal things that it becomes a completely different thing if explain in a different contexts?	If explained properly a birthday cake can become a satanic ritual.
What is your favourite album of all time and why?	My personal favorite is The Mollusk by Ween
You become a leader of a town during a zombie apocalypse, what do you do?	Run.
How much do you value great sex as someone who has had terrible sex?	As someone who has had no sex, I welcome both
How do you start a conversation with a girl you dont really know online?	"send nudes"
What video game do you wish had a photo mode?	Never seen the point of them to be honest. But then people must like it or it wouldn't be a thing. I'll go with the 1993 game Lemmings.
What are you freakishly bad at?	Singing. But I do it anyway
If a random child ie,long lost cousin,say around 14,13 walked into your house and demanded to use your xbox/PC/ps to play fortnite would you let them and if you didn't their mother would call the police/ do whatever karen's do when they don't get their way?	Yeah they're getting kicked out to the door almost immediately.
What true crime case solved or unsolved keeps you up at night?	D.B.Cooper. That is the shit.
What's the worst thing an (ex) friend has said to you?	I killed your parents and put them in some chili which you just ate
How have you ‘fallen up’ in life?	When I was a little boy my grandpa and I went on a tour of this really cool chocolate factory. About halfway through the tour we drank some soda and all of a sudden we started floating towards the ceiling, or “falling up” you could say. It was pretty scary because there was this fan on the ceiling with these massive blades, but everything worked out in the end. Well, for most of us anyway...
What's the ultimate deal breaker to finally end it?	Worldwide pizza shortage.
Why some people with very little effort are very successful and most people who do care too much about future and try very hard and still become unsuccessful?	lots of luck, genetic lottery (social and other forms of intelligence)
What good medical advice is the most overhyped/overrated?	If it's good, then could it be overhyped or overrated?
if people were sexually attracted to songs, what would your song be?	Fruit Salad by the wiggles
Why did your elite sporting career fail?	physical limitations. Almost all of us hit a ceiling eventually.
What comes to mind when you hear Texas?	Texas Instruments pocket calculators!!!
What bothers you most about death? What’s the most frustrating part of grief?	To realize someone is done forever
Got any great ideas on how to shut your annoying sibling up?	Duct tape
What is your favorite joke?	My own life
What fact has always stuck with you?	You would have to kill 350 people to harvest all of their iron out the blood, to have enough to make a sword
Which Disney classic would make the best R-rated adaptation?	Just read the originals
What activity have you found strangely addictive?	Peeling off dead skin
What is one food that is liked by everyone?	ice cream and pancakes
You are trapped inside the last film/ TV show you watched. How fucked are you?	American Horror Story. Very.
What interesting fact do you know, that you wish everyone knew ?	Vaccines do not cause autism.
If you have $200 to buy anything. What would you buy that will improve your Quality of Life?	Drugs
People that travelled to countries that didn’t speak the language, how hard was it to navigate through that place? What hurdles did you encounter?	I once visited my husband’s family in Russia. It wasn’t that difficult since my husband grew up there and Russian is his native language, but it was frustrating to not be able to communicate for myself the whole time. I don’t think I left his side once while we were there. Edit: Also I should mention we had to hide our relationship from the people we spoke to, including my husband’s family because Russia isn’t safe for homosexuals.
What is something looked down upon by society today that will likely be normalized in the future?	Double reverse gangbangs
What are some ways you can fall asleep faster?	Eat a bunch of cat food, huff some paint, and chug a beer.
What do you do when your cat starts talking to you in your language and the dog starts serving you coffee?	Just go with it, they have a bunch of things they need to explain to me.
What law should be broken?	Not paying taxes on tips.
What should your city or town's theme song be?	WAP
what animal looks the best?	Harambe, may he rest in peace
What’s your favorite Jackass stunt of all time?	Gotta be the one where they look at the sign and get pelted by the glove 😂😂😂
How fake is America’s got talent?	As fake as Kim Kardashian’s ass.
What evolutionary change in animals or humans have humans witnessed?	If you Google around you'll find lots of cool stuff. I was just watching something the other day about a multi decade experiment they have going with petri dishes of some bacteria. After a bunch of generations it evolved to be able to digest a different protein that had been in the food solution all along but hadn't been digested before.
If you could interview hitler, what would you ask him?	To wait outside
What's the creepiest encounter you ever had?	I was walking through an unfamiliar neighborhood through a park, said hi to a guy I walked past, he tried talking to me I ignored him kept walking, as I exited the park less than 3 minutes after, same guy pulls up in a car, asks if I wanna make money , I think I said depends, he said he'll give me 500 to let him suck my dick, in paused wondering wtf just happened, I said nah and walked away and he sped off.
Should white people pay extra taxes as an act of reparations? why or why not?	No because it’s racist. Every race has wide spread slave owners.
What's the meanest thing someone has ever said to you?	I have a narcissistic mother. And whatever she makes comments about my close friends or people in general that are genuinely nice, she has to rip them to shreds. I’m 26 and she made me cry a couple weeks ago…
What's a show that's really good but would've been a bad one if the cast was different?	It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
When is a low number better than a high number?	Number of STDs
You’re permanently inserted into the last video game you played, how’s your life going and what’s the plan?	Last game I played was the Sims. So I guess I’ll be eating some expired food and playing the piano terribly for a while
What is your biggest “We Live in a Society!!” moment?	Realizing that morality really limits what i can do.
What is the worst thing, you have seen a doctor do?	Chug a beer through a dusty old hoover pipe.
When was a time you trusted your gut and it payed off?	The first time I met my son-in-law I knew immediately that he was a violent, alpha dog, out of control asshole. No one in the family believed me at first but now, 6 years on, he's been sent back to prison and my daughter has divorced him.
What's the most expensive thing you've done to cost your employer money?	I threw a plate at a coworker
What are your favorite music genre/band/artist and why?	90s alt-rock Pearl Jam, Radiohead, Oasis, STP, Smashing Pumpkins
What is the most underrated human achievement or invention in the last 2000 years?	Instant noodles

Right-handed people who wear their watch on their right wrist, why?

because i want to

What is your sexual orientation and how likely is it that you would date a transgender person?

straight and zero

What’s to stop future corporations from setting up nominal offices or servers and claiming to be “based” in space to avoid paying taxes?

They don't need to there's already globally coordinated tax havens here on earth.

What show or movie do you find yourself often quoting?

I work in tech, so *Spaceballs*: "Even in the future nothing works!"

What is your best addiction? The one you can per proud of?

Water.

What Product Has Only Gotten Better Than When it First Started?

Firearms.

What is the most important timer you have ever set?

Trash days.

What's the story of your first GOOD sexual experience? [NSFW]

So it started with The end

People who wear their masks while they’re driving in their own cars, alone, why do you do that?

Probably because they don't care and its not a big deal.

When do we use "was right" and "I'm right"?

Never, if you're left.

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?

moscow mule....but with rum instead of vodka

What’s the creepiest thing you’ve come across on an old/used electronic device?

I found a USB flash drive randomly laying on the ground next to my car in a parking lot that had surveillance video files on it of a parking garage. I have no idea where it came from and I spent hours trying to figure if there was some kind reason why somebody would have copied that video to a USB stick. The camera appears to be motion activated, so it's just a low resolution video of cars coming, parking, and then leaving. Nothing eventful happens in the video other than that and the video is too poor of quality to read the license plates.

What is a purchase you made that you instantly regretted buying?

Robux

How are you making the world worse off?

I take more support than I give.

If you had complete obedience from every human on the planet for 5 minutes what would you do?

Wealth distribution

What's the best post prostate exam joke you've told as a patient or heard as a doctor? Just had an annual exam and went with the Chevy Chase classic, "Using the whole fist there Doc?"

"Holy shit, Doc, you're almost as good as my wife."

If you got everything you wanted when you were a child, how do you think you would have turned out?

Mean and fat

What are some legendary people/animals from your country's folklore?

The Lou Gawou. It changes its shape and can turn into different animals and people and is nasty af

So so tired of these horrible news everywhere, what are some good news?

I got an A on my essay

When you meet new people and begin to interact with them, what is the first thing that you pass judgement on about their personality?

If they talk shit about their other friends / significant other / even bosses and present themselves as victims

You just relised that your friend uses discord light mode what are you going to do?

Commit a war crime

You are going away to prison for six months and you are allowed to bring one item to keep yourself entertained. What is that item?

Your mom. Lol!

What singular, modern invention or item would you take back in time 200 years to show our predecessors?

a modern day handgun with ammunition would irrevocably change everything

What's the awesomest/most dangerous playground you remember from your childhood, back before health and safety was really a proper thing?

Near where I lived we had a park near my school that had a huge slide! It was about 20 foot in the air possibly bigger! The parks still there, but no big slide anymore! I know of so many people who got some really bad injuries on that slide - my cousin broke her leg coming down it! It was amazing!

What movie that you loved 10 or 20 years ago was a total disappointment the last time you rewatched it?

movies I've watched in my language, that I recently rewatched in english. those people who did the synchronizations used to make a lot of shit up, in a good way.

Where do you buy your groceries?

tHe GrOcErY sToRe

Which toy can you not believe was marketed towards kids?

Candy cigarettes.

What is your favorite word?

What isn’t my favorite word, it isn’t my favorite word either, neither is you, nor me

In your opinion, what is a severely underrated hobby?

Just chilling the fuck out and not worrying about doing anything productive

How do you keep lasting friendships with people who live all over the country? Say you had a super strong groups of friends going through both high school and college and now these groups have been spread all across the country, coast to coast. How do you keep these relationships strong?

You don't. That's life. It's not a bad thing, even though it is sad at first. Maybe in some rare cases people manage to do this, but these friendships usually fade away over time.

What Is The Mexican Equivalent Of The US’s Bro Country?

Corridos tumbados, straight up the same

If two people are playing chess and One of them is a mind reader but the other one can see the future, who would win and Why?

Ask the second player, he would know.

What is your net worth?

About tree fiddy

What’s a song you’ve recently heard for the first time and just can’t stop listening to?

505 arctic monkeys and no im not a skinny eboy

When is the last time you stole something and what was it?

Yesterday, a bunch of silver and gold from work

What was the stupidest question you have seen on here?

I don't like all the weird sexual questions. But I do like this sub because it has the most questions.

How did you find your passion ?

Trial and error

What are weird food combos you thought were normal until you got older?

I used to order a pepperoni, cheese, and mayo sub from Subway until my twenties.

Who inspires you ,dad or mom?

Dad

[Serious] what is a problem you are dealing with that you only have yourself to blame?

I’m fat , lack social skills , doing pretty bad in college

What's something you learned how to do because you googled it?

Literally most of my recipes

How did you spend your stimulus checks? Were you responsible and pay bills or did you party on with your money?

Straight into the brokerage. Having a stimulus to everyone was foolish anyway. Most recessions in the last century have been demand-side recessions - which stimulus helps with. This one is actually primarily supply-side, which stimulus doesn't help with. (Not to say anything about extra unemployment - that's a different animal.)

When you tell a foreigner to "go back to his/her own country", what's going on in your mind?

Strangely, most of the foreigners that live where I'm at are super pro-America. I don't have a problem with them.

What’s your favorite song right now?

[Miracle Aligner by The Last Shadow Puppets](https://youtu.be/qomuQAOVKiM)

What happens in movies but never in real life?

Being totally fine with shooting guns without hearing protection.

What's the craziest/weirdest thing you've done for money?

When my parents had a date night or something I was in charge, and literally the only thing that that meant was that I had to make microwavable popcorn. That's literally it, and I got paid for it.

Non-Dutch people, what is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think about The Netherlands?

Stop with this.

What’s something that makes you believe there’s good in the world?

Pizza

People with flat feet, what's your job, and how does this condition affect it?

IT guy, always moving around, carrying equipment etc. My feet killed me so much I went to a podiatrist, she made me get orthopedic shoes and sneakers. Found orthofeet.com and spent 149 on a pair of work shoes thinking I'm wasting my money. First week was difficult, but I felt more stability. Took some getting use to (they have a 60 day trial period), but after that first week my feet were happy. Bought two more pairs of sneakers and another pair of orthopedic shoes from them since then. No foot problems, no pain and life is good.

Who was the dictator you heard of most in your childhood?

Saddam

what normal things that it becomes a completely different thing if explain in a different contexts?

If explained properly a birthday cake can become a satanic ritual.

What is your favourite album of all time and why?

My personal favorite is The Mollusk by Ween

You become a leader of a town during a zombie apocalypse, what do you do?

Run.

How much do you value great sex as someone who has had terrible sex?

As someone who has had no sex, I welcome both

How do you start a conversation with a girl you dont really know online?

"send nudes"

What video game do you wish had a photo mode?

Never seen the point of them to be honest. But then people must like it or it wouldn't be a thing. I'll go with the 1993 game Lemmings.

What are you freakishly bad at?

Singing. But I do it anyway

If a random child ie,long lost cousin,say around 14,13 walked into your house and demanded to use your xbox/PC/ps to play fortnite would you let them and if you didn't their mother would call the police/ do whatever karen's do when they don't get their way?

Yeah they're getting kicked out to the door almost immediately.

What true crime case solved or unsolved keeps you up at night?

D.B.Cooper. That is the shit.

What's the worst thing an (ex) friend has said to you?

I killed your parents and put them in some chili which you just ate

How have you ‘fallen up’ in life?

When I was a little boy my grandpa and I went on a tour of this really cool chocolate factory. About halfway through the tour we drank some soda and all of a sudden we started floating towards the ceiling, or “falling up” you could say. It was pretty scary because there was this fan on the ceiling with these massive blades, but everything worked out in the end. Well, for most of us anyway...

What's the ultimate deal breaker to finally end it?

Worldwide pizza shortage.

Why some people with very little effort are very successful and most people who do care too much about future and try very hard and still become unsuccessful?

lots of luck, genetic lottery (social and other forms of intelligence)

What good medical advice is the most overhyped/overrated?

If it's good, then could it be overhyped or overrated?

if people were sexually attracted to songs, what would your song be?

Fruit Salad by the wiggles

Why did your elite sporting career fail?

physical limitations. Almost all of us hit a ceiling eventually.

What comes to mind when you hear Texas?

Texas Instruments pocket calculators!!!

What bothers you most about death? What’s the most frustrating part of grief?

To realize someone is done forever

Got any great ideas on how to shut your annoying sibling up?

Duct tape

What is your favorite joke?

My own life

What fact has always stuck with you?

You would have to kill 350 people to harvest all of their iron out the blood, to have enough to make a sword

Which Disney classic would make the best R-rated adaptation?

Just read the originals

What activity have you found strangely addictive?

Peeling off dead skin

What is one food that is liked by everyone?

ice cream and pancakes

You are trapped inside the last film/ TV show you watched. How fucked are you?

American Horror Story. Very.

What interesting fact do you know, that you wish everyone knew ?

Vaccines do not cause autism.

If you have $200 to buy anything. What would you buy that will improve your Quality of Life?

Drugs

People that travelled to countries that didn’t speak the language, how hard was it to navigate through that place? What hurdles did you encounter?

I once visited my husband’s family in Russia. It wasn’t that difficult since my husband grew up there and Russian is his native language, but it was frustrating to not be able to communicate for myself the whole time. I don’t think I left his side once while we were there. Edit: Also I should mention we had to hide our relationship from the people we spoke to, including my husband’s family because Russia isn’t safe for homosexuals.

What is something looked down upon by society today that will likely be normalized in the future?

Double reverse gangbangs

What are some ways you can fall asleep faster?

Eat a bunch of cat food, huff some paint, and chug a beer.

What do you do when your cat starts talking to you in your language and the dog starts serving you coffee?

Just go with it, they have a bunch of things they need to explain to me.

What law should be broken?

Not paying taxes on tips.

What should your city or town's theme song be?

WAP

what animal looks the best?

Harambe, may he rest in peace

What’s your favorite Jackass stunt of all time?

Gotta be the one where they look at the sign and get pelted by the glove 😂😂😂

How fake is America’s got talent?

As fake as Kim Kardashian’s ass.

What evolutionary change in animals or humans have humans witnessed?

If you Google around you'll find lots of cool stuff. I was just watching something the other day about a multi decade experiment they have going with petri dishes of some bacteria. After a bunch of generations it evolved to be able to digest a different protein that had been in the food solution all along but hadn't been digested before.

If you could interview hitler, what would you ask him?

To wait outside

What's the creepiest encounter you ever had?

I was walking through an unfamiliar neighborhood through a park, said hi to a guy I walked past, he tried talking to me I ignored him kept walking, as I exited the park less than 3 minutes after, same guy pulls up in a car, asks if I wanna make money , I think I said depends, he said he'll give me 500 to let him suck my dick, in paused wondering wtf just happened, I said nah and walked away and he sped off.

Should white people pay extra taxes as an act of reparations? why or why not?

No because it’s racist. Every race has wide spread slave owners.

What's the meanest thing someone has ever said to you?

I have a narcissistic mother. And whatever she makes comments about my close friends or people in general that are genuinely nice, she has to rip them to shreds. I’m 26 and she made me cry a couple weeks ago…

What's a show that's really good but would've been a bad one if the cast was different?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

When is a low number better than a high number?

Number of STDs

You’re permanently inserted into the last video game you played, how’s your life going and what’s the plan?

Last game I played was the Sims. So I guess I’ll be eating some expired food and playing the piano terribly for a while

What is your biggest “We Live in a Society!!” moment?

Realizing that morality really limits what i can do.

What is the worst thing, you have seen a doctor do?

Chug a beer through a dusty old hoover pipe.

When was a time you trusted your gut and it payed off?

The first time I met my son-in-law I knew immediately that he was a violent, alpha dog, out of control asshole. No one in the family believed me at first but now, 6 years on, he's been sent back to prison and my daughter has divorced him.

What's the most expensive thing you've done to cost your employer money?

I threw a plate at a coworker

What are your favorite music genre/band/artist and why?

90s alt-rock Pearl Jam, Radiohead, Oasis, STP, Smashing Pumpkins

What is the most underrated human achievement or invention in the last 2000 years?

Instant noodles