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Who is THE MOST underrated singer?? | Layne Staley |
what is your "tis but a scratch" moment in your life? | I was playing paintball in the woods and fell on a broken root. I sliced my hand open between my index and middle finger. It hardly even hurt and I could barely feel it, but it bled like a stuck pig! Even after I wrapped it up and elevated it, the blood just kept flowing! There was so much blood that my buddies thought I was going to bleed out and I think I even said... "Tis but a scratch!" |
What is the best episode of your favorite TV series? | The stolen earth / journeys end from Doctor Who |
What is a good answer to the "What is you biggest flaw" interview question? | sometimes i touch my no no spot at night |
What's your deepest insecurity? | people corecting my grammar |
[Serious] What type of people do you envy the most? | Attractive, un-self-conscious people. |
Who is the one person that never let you down? | Rick Astley |
From your experience, what is the ideal age difference between partners? | the smallest one possible. |
What was the show that made you emotionally instable ? | criminal minds |
You get one free kill. Besides yourself, who would you take out? | I hope you got no big plans for tomorrow, OP |
How do you think we can help people of North Korea? | Overthrow the Kim family and dismantle the military dictatorship. |
What are some third-world problems that aren’t talked about all that often? | Every 6 minutes in Africa, and hour passed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
What is the Horniest thing you've ever done? | In Uni webcams were just invented and I was talking to a girl on a message board. She said if I got a webcam, she'd turn hers on, and I'd get to see her make out with her roommate.
I figured it was some bait and switch, roommate would be a dude or something. But no, she sent me a pic and it checked out. And frankly, the thought made me way hornier then it should have. But I didn't really have any money.
So I got a part-time job at the 7/11 for like 2 weeks I think? Just to get enough money to buy a webcam.
Everytime someone came into the store to possibly rob it at night, I just reminded myself I'd get to see a couple of chicks kiss in 6-bit 120x48 resolution very soon, and it felt worth it.
In the end, I got my logitech webcam. Fired that baby up.
And they delivered, i got to see them make out for maybe a minute, at least, I think that's what I saw.
But when I turned on my webcam they didn't like what was on the other end, so, it was a one time deal.
So worth it. |
If you had to move to any country in the world, which one would it be? | Iceland looks nice. |
What is the most underrated part of life? | Those moments of calm. Some people fear boredom, and try frantically to fill them. But the power of "just sitting there" is powerful and beneficial. |
What is suseJ backwards? | Little less sus |
Which is better Christianity or Islam? | both suck since people use it to justify whatever horrible shit benefits them. currently christianity tho. at least jesus was a solid dude. |
How do welfare people afford the dentist? | Every poor person I know just lets their teeth go to shit.
Source: I used to be poor. |
What will go through your mind if one of your neighbors gets into the back of a police vehicle? | "Mom why tf is the old lady is gettin' arrested?" |
Men, what female qualities make you want to take care of/protect a woman? | if their katana is bigger than mine |
What was something you tried in your school cafeteria that got you hooked from the taste? | Those cheap ass spicy chicken sandwiches.
Been 12 years since I've had one. |
What's something that you incorrectly pointed out to someone that you're still embarassed about? | Nothing. I'm always right, even when I'm wrong I'm right |
Where do we go when we die? | I do not care as long as I do not have to deal with life again. |
At work today, told to take a break and come back at a certain time. Returned at said time only to be yelled at for being 5 minutes late. How did you mess up today? | Not today, because I’m on days off, but the other day i let some guy walk out of the store with stolen merchandise because i got excited and ran out the wrong doors. I’m loss prevention. |
What is your greatest comeback? | no u |
For people who work around firearms, the rule is, "Treat every weapon as if it's loaded, no matter the circumstance, at all times, even if you cleared it yourself,"; What's the equivalent of this phrase in your career field? | Always assume you're logged into production. |
What interesting things did the previous owner leave in the house for you? | Ummm.. A homemade?? Someone built this for sure, it has an electric motor so wasn't simple. Idk, it's a wood box, 2×3×2 it has an electrical motor in the box and small handles on 2 sides.
Out of the top of the protrudes a 12" black dildo but only about 8" is sticking out the top and it's attached to the motor inside. If you plug the electrical cord in, the motor automatically comes on and that dildo starts thrusting up and down, extends to 12" and then recedes to 8".
It does this over and over at a pretty good clip, just jackhammering away. You have to see this thing maybe, I'm not sure that description does it justice. The thing is that present was left to us by the previous owner and he was an old man in his 70s. |
What is your favorite song to sing along too that just gives you all the feels and makes you feel badass? | Head like a Hole- Nine Inch Nails |
What's a recipe you never get tired of? | Oxtail stew. |
Who is your favorite character of all time? | Agent Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks. |
What type of food would you use to describe yourself? | Sushi - I love it raw |
Who is the most overrated singer?? | Beyonce |
What is your "group of friends breaking apart story"? | you guys have friends? |
What is your deepest fear? | dying alone |
What is one easy job you’re bad at but one hard job you’re exceptional at? | Awful doing any kind of paperwork using standardized forms.
Pretty good at managing complex problems in a crisis area while working or around multiple agencies, militaries, locals, criminals, and hostile actors.
The more meta the problem and the more variables the more capably I perform compared to my peers.
Small intransigent administrative hurdles hit me like semi truck. |
What tiny gesture could you perform right now to make someone feel a little better? | here's an upvote for ya |
how possible or realistic is it to become as good as movie assassins like black widow in real life? | Zero chance. She's borderline super powered. |
What is something praised by the general public, but you just cannot understand? | God |
What is the best Position/Technique (Male & Female) that you have did? | "Have did"??? |
What are some inspiring/awesome quotes made by horrible people? | “Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything.”
- Joseph Stalin |
what's your favorite animal exhibit to see at the zoo or aquarium? | Either red pandas or penguins or sea otters. |
if you could only play one video game for the rest of your life, what would it be? | Minecraft |
What is your nickname? How did you get it? | Asshole.
I was being an asshole |
What was one time that your parent walked in on you at the worst time? | My high-school gf's dad walked in on us fucking. Many years ago... |
What’s a fact that always makes you think “sucks to be the guy they tested/discovered it on”? | When there's a description of how a toxic chemical tastes |
You are trapped on an island with no hope of escape or contacting the outside world. You have an unlimited supply of any food or drink you've consumed the last 24 hours. How long would you live before succumbing to malnutrition? | Basically till I die of old age. |
What is an everyday item or food that you accidentally or intentionally have bought in bulk and how much did you buy? | Pasta. All different sorts of pasta |
What's your biggest effort to get someone's attention? Did it pay enough at the end? | Pull out my boobs. It worked. |
What are some conspiracy theories that you think are real? | Epstein did not kill himself. |
WWW doesn't stand for World Wide Web but Wild Wild West, what would be the best cowboy themed websites? | Pornhub |
What products do you still use as an adult because of advertising that was aimed at you as a child? | Unfortunately for a lot of people..... probably cigarettes |
what’s the greatest example of “instant karma” you’ve ever seen? | Dude hit an old lady. Three guys jumped him. |
Whats Your Favorite Thing To Eat with Dumplings? | Chicken |
Which actor has never given a flop movie? | Ron Jeremy |
What is the longest an electronic has lasted you? | my battery powered watch lasted 3 years before the strap broke and i had to get a new one |
[serious] how are the girls in Louisville Kentucky (generally) ? | …are you traveling there? I would guess they are literally like every other girl ever. Maybe a bit more religious.
But who cares? |
What’s the most fucked up thing you witnessed/did at truth or dare? | i got dared to go home
( ._.) |
What’s a lie that’s become the truth of your life? | Anyone thats been falsely accused of misconduct. Usually the accusation is enough to ruin someone's life.... which is the desired result of the accuser. |
Have you ever seen something in a movie that scared/freaked/disturbed you so much that it has stuck with you to this day? What was it? | Pretty much all of The Brave Little Toaster... |
What is a must do experience that should be done at least once in life? | Everyone should experience sex at least once. |
What are words that sound British, but aren't British? | The Pokemon name "Ekans". It sounds like something they would say under their breath if someone pissed them off. |
What has been said to you, like microaggressions (meaning subtle or unintended) comments that are said by a Non-POC that got under your skin? | "could you please put on some deodorant?" |
What is something you want, but it's really not what you need? | A lifetime supply of coffee ice cream |
Whose biggest fan are you, whom you have not met yet? | no ones |
What is the simplest way to cure depression? | You can’t generalise this.
Each case is different. |
What show do you wish you could watch for the first time again? | avatar the last airbender |
What are you afraid of? | Getting cancer or kidnaped |
What do you think of people who eat pineapple on pizza? | Dont care |
When did you realize that your youth was over and your adult life had begun? | When other kids were getting gaming systems/getting signed up for martial arts or sports classes and I was stuck working outside in the heat with my grandad. |
The word “Strong” can be defined in many ways, what does “Strong” mean to you? | strong |
It's 1990, where are you? | Not even a sperm yet |
What’s the secret cooking/baking trick that takes your recipe to the NEXT LEVEL? | Butter makes everything better, and browned-butter makes everything betterer |
Are you scared of spiders? If so, why? | Yes, I have arachnophobia, so it's an irrational fear I don't have any reason. |
What book or series of books is in desperate need of being made into a film? | Heir to the Empire |
You have 10 years to turn $1 into a million, what’s your plan? | Buy a mask for $1 then rob a few banks |
Where do you see casual space travel in 30 years? | Nowhere with the global warming becoming worse rich people spending un necessary energy in futiles endeavour would be treated as criminals |
What's a situation that resulted in a learning experience for you as a kid? | When I made a racist comment to a Hispanic guy and he layed me out on the floor with one punch. I had no idea my comment was racist, but boy did I learn fast. |
Which is the best cheap country to travel? | Thailand |
What's something little that goes a long way? | My boyfriend's penis. |
What do you think of Applebee's? Good or bad? Why? | A step above McDonalds. |
What is a movie series where the sequel is better than the original? | Terminator 2 is a better film than the first one. Then just pretend the rest of them don't exist! |
People who were abused: what resources/actions helped recovery the most? [serious] | Therapy and patience |
Immigrants, what's a good reply to "go back to your own country" ? | no u |
What do you need right now? | A hug... It's been a rough two months. |
What are three things that you can't live without? | Oxygen, water and food |
What is most commonly misunderstood? | Anyone arguing with anyone else. |
where are you guys from? | The land of IKEA, Abba, and the best metal bands (except finland) |
Which companies would be appalled if one of their typical customers came to visit their head office? | Walmart |
What was considered to be a poor people thing that is now considered a rich people thing? | having a good tan is now a sign of wealth, used to be the other way around |
You are officially running for President of the United States in 2024, what is your campaign slogan to win over the American people? | Can't somebody else do it? |
What's a company secret that most people don't know but should? | If you’re getting bad service, ask if there’s a customer satisfaction survey that they can email. Some middle managers will step over their own mothers to avoid getting a bad score. It works really well with a certain auto insurance company that has a really annoying spokesperson. |
What are some small things that you guys need to feel loved? | attention |
What's it like to live close to railroad tracks? | You get used to it after a while. |
What slang words need to make a comeback? | Radical |
Where do you find peace when you are angry? | On the top of a tree |
If people could be arrested off what they sang in a song, who would be screwed? | Eminem, several times over. |
What would the world be like with only woman? | 'Lesbians = ratings'
-Howard Stern |
What would the world be like with only men? | No humans left. Men alone can't reproduce. ;) |
What is your favorite piece of technology that was deemed a failure and abandoned? | Samsung phone with inbuilt Projector. |
What's the best UK TV Show? | Peep show, IT crowd, black books |
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