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In what ways do you change your behavior to fit in? | Talk less, smile more |
What are your delayed regrets that hurt you the most now looking back on it ? | no ragrets |
You wake up next day and find out you're an Orc in Mordor or Angband, what will you do? | Take meat off the menu |
[Serious] How did you deal with your suicidal thoughts? | I tell myself how happy I am every once in a while. Because once in a great while, I truely feel happy. And I cling to that feeling. |
How did you get to know about periods and what was your reaction? | about 2015 for me at secondary school, year seven. And my first thought was 'i'm lucky' |
What music album do you feel never got the recognition it deserved? | Lioness: Hidden Treasures by Amy Winehouse |
Which state will you never visit again and why? | A state of happiness |
What is one scene from Jackass that you just can't stand to watch? | The one where Preston farts and leaves a present in a tube that leads to Steve-O in a helmet. |
What was the worst 90s kids cartoon show and why? | Caillou, because fuck Caillou |
A man who can see the future and a woman that can read minds plays a game of chess, who wins? | The one who's better at chess. |
How did you make friends when you were friendless? | Ill let you know when I find some friends |
Is it fair that a women can't walk around topless when it's really hot? | Fair? No. But a lot of people are creepy assholes |
What is something that everyone looks stupid doing? | Anything while they're blacked out drunk |
What is a question you can ask someone which will lead to a deep and emotional conversation? | Wanna do some Acid? |
[Serious] What is your supernatural/paranormal experience? | Saw a woman once |
What’s something you’re looking forward to soon? | Not soon but to see the girl I'm in love with.
I live on the other side of the country so we meet only a couple times a year. |
What is something you genuinely can't believe people pay for? | Porn |
What was something you didn’t know you needed and ended up being quite beneficial? | how to reduce waste during cooking. |
what was a time where your gut feeling saved you from a very dangerous situation? | I slept in on a rare day off during my military deployment. Our base received mortar fire that day during the time when I would normally be walking to the building I worked in. There was impact crater in the concrete walkway I would always use. Its a good thing I got to sleep in that day. |
People who don't openly talk about periods. Why? | They always end the conversation. |
What celebrity do you think is a really nice person but can't help think that they secretly might be a douche? | Tom Hanks |
What’s your disability and what do you wish people knew about it? | Not really a disability but really bad anxiety. Wish people knew i can’t just “stop worrying about it”. I get that from my stepdad sometimes |
What isn't illegal but should be and why? | Alcohol |
What was the worst crime you committed or didn't report to officials? | I once robbed a pillow from Burlington when I was like 4. My mom yelled at me but didn't return it. My family had that pillow for 8 years until we moved away :) |
What animal has the largest size change from birth to fully grown adult? | kangaroos are the size of a jelly bean when born |
What celebrity do you think is a total douche but it's really all an act and they are secretly really nice? | Edward Norton |
Whats a show thats never had a GOOD episode ? | Two Broke Girls |
What’s worse, being a cheater or a home wrecker? | The cheater IS the home wrecker. |
When did popular American culture become so trashy? | Post-1963 |
What is your favorite weird food combo? | Strawberries, SOUR cream, brown sugar. |
What are the best things about New York City? | I don't live there |
What douche do you think is a total celebrity but it's really all an nice and they are secretly really act? | Did you have a stroke writing this? Because I certainly had one reading it. |
What's the perfect sound effect to describe your state of mental health right now? | Emergency broadcast system |
Why always your ex is the one in the wrong, and the one who is toxic and mistreated you, why isn't you? | She regularly hit me and fucked other guys behind my back. I… didn’t do those things.
I have non-toxic exes. I don’t complain about them. |
This year for your birthday you can have anyone in the world deliver you breakfast in bed and chat a bit. Who would you choose? | My daughter |
What's the most embarrassing time you got caught thinking out loud? | I was playing WoT. I was looking at some tanks and comparing them. Almost everything was in my head but suddenly I began to think out loud and my gf walked in when I said "oh gosh, that's enough to penetrate everyone" |
Memes have become illegal, what’s their street name? | Digital Graffiti. |
What are some underrated rock songs? | Headlong by Queen |
Someone said indifference is quiet. What might that mean? | If you don't care, you have nothing to say |
If you could lower the difficulty on any aspect of your life what would it be? | The task of waking up early |
What’s your “the truth always comes out” moment? | The baby was black |
What is a fairly inexpensive item that has been a game changer in your life? | Poopy wipes |
What is the strangest thing you’ve ever heard someone say? | Dood at work said "don't leave me dangling". He was mocked. |
What would be your death row meal? | Unpopped popcorn. That’d be a trip to the electric chair that everyone would remember. |
What are your top 5 movies of all time? | Dogtooth, Gummo, Magnolia, House That Jack Built, Angel's Melancholy |
To those who use/used hacks in video games to cheat, why do you do it & what enjoyment do you get out of it? | I wanted more money and to get my Sim pregnant with an alien baby. |
People who been in the Olympics, either as athlete, athlete trainer/coach or someone who worked for the Olympics as staff, what are some of the craziest stories you know first hand? | Michael Phelps hid a minature nuclear powered jet engine up his ass. |
what‘s the scariest thing you saw during your childhood? | Saw a motorbike accident and rider was decapitated |
Your dog or cat becomes human for a week, what do you do with them? | Talk to my dog about how she doesn't have to bark at every damn person who walks past the house. |
People who used to hate the opposite sex. What made you change your mind? | Puberty |
You and your partner are the last people on Earth, how long will you need until you have to be away from each other? | Pretty sure I always need my hand |
What’s a dish you never tried for years because it looked gross to you but fell in love for it once you finally tried it? | curry, be it the Indian or even the Japanese version which I both like a lot |
Does the bottom floor of the Empire State building hold its weight, or do the beams and structure of the building distribute the weight? A coworker can't understand how the bottom floor "holds the whole thing" ? | The bottom floor would indeed collapse under the weight of a skyscraper, which is why they're built far underground to add support and distribute weight |
What is one statement that everybody on earth can agree with? | Mosquitoes are annoying. |
Your idea of Heaven ends up being many of the condemned’s Hell. What does it look like? | It’s cold. I like the cold. |
If money wasn't a issue for you anymore, what would you do for the rest of your life? | Help people. |
What’s a scene from a show or a movie that’ll always make you laugh? | The Office - Dinner party. Basically the entire thing. |
How would the World Change if instead of being in this stage of Global Warming, we were in the same type of Stage with Global Cooling? | its better reffered to as climate change because we are throwing the climate off balance with all the things we make, which is ruining the natural balance. |
What is an item that should be impossible to buy? | Naturally occurring bodies of water |
You and your partner are the last people on Earth, how long will you need until you have to get away from each other? | why would we have to get away from each other? |
How do you live an adventurous life? | You do adventurous things. |
[serious] People who have been in a forest fire what was it like? | Terrifying, it felt like i wasnt going to survive. |
What random thing is your pet obsessed with or afraid of? | One of my dogs is terrified of lamb treats… yes, lamb treats |
Imagine our technology advances far enough to go into deep, deep, space. We discover there's another planet the exact same as our own. Which means that on our earth the ship from the other earth arrives. What happens? | |
What did you immediately regret buying? | Back when fortnite was popular I wanted to get skins to be a bit more exotic... €300+ |
Which amount of money would you describe as life changing if you'd get it out of nowhere and why? | 500k
I could buy a house, save a ton of money by not paying rent and would worry a lot less |
Whats the craziest thing you did as a kid? | one time i shoved a knife into an outlet |
People who have quit their stressful jobs and switched to a mundane one, what's your story? | I was making $25 an hour as a Test Technician. That might not sound like a lot of money to some, but it is a lot to me—a college dropout with little-to-no marketable skills. The job itself is easy, but it was a toxic work environment. I did not get along with my lab manager.
I quit and took on a low-tier manufacturing job as a machine operator. I earn $17.50 an hour now. But, I no longer stress. The work environment is still meh, but that's all of manufacturing. My only responsibility now is to run a machine for 8-10 hours a day, 5 days a week.
I spend the laborious time at work world building in my mind. |
If you could rename anything at all however you want, what would it be and what is it's new name? | I would name the moon after ME because I love the moon. |
Imagine that you wanted a child, and your wife says she can get pregnant with sperm of any celebrity in the world. What would you do or say? | I divorce her. |
How often do girls masturbate?? | everyones different homie |
What did you learn from your first girlfriend/boyfriend? | That I’m in charge of how I feel about me |
What would be the most inappropriate video or image to broadcast to every TV in the world all at that same tome? | 2 girls and a cup |
Super pale people who burn easily: How do you take care of your skin while pursuing outdoor activities? | Sunscreen and a giant sunhat. Yeah, it looks a bit ridiculous but it looks better than a burn feels. |
What is your absolute first memory? | I dont remember alot, my oldest is when my sister bit my balls |
Who should they add to smash? | Stone Cold Steve Austin or maybe even Danny Devito |
Why did you stop talking to your parents? | I'm in a unique relationship that my mom doesn't approve of so i don't talk to her anymore since she threatened to call the cops on a grown assed adult |
When you go to someone’s profile, what are you looking for? | The block option usually. |
Keeping your gas tank full, half full, below half? Which is more beneficial and why? | Keep above half to full . Especially in winter . Ever get stuck in a snowstorm ? I have |
What has the coolest scientific name? | Scientific name of pigs - Sus |
What snack or food, if seen at a friend's place, you want to eat immediately, but never think to buy for yourself? | I keep forgetting that I really like soft pretzels. |
Anyone else experiencing any heatwaves in where you're living? how has it been? | I’m fucking dying |
Cheerleading is now an official Olympic sport, what do you think about this? | I think it would be fine. The amount of skill, coordination, and cooperation needed is actually quite astonishing, and I think it deserves a bit more respect in general. It could easily fit well into the gymnastics category. |
What are the worst pronunciations of words a friend/family member has done? | When I was 5 I used to say "fuckie fried chicken" instead of Kentucky fried chicken. |
What’s your In-laws from hell story? | had an ex (that i was w for 7 years) whose dad used to walk in on us having sex all the time. it was weird asf. we started fucking at his moms house or my house.
i ran into his dad once when i was 16 and he was telling me to keep his son on a tight leash and that he had some that i could borrow. it was so weird. even my ex told his dad it made us uncomfortable but he got pissed and said maybe we shouldn’t fuck and he was going to put cameras in my ex’s room/house. so we literally just stopped going over.
my ex had randomly asked his mom to take him in and come to find out it was because he caught his dad jerking off to a photo of us all together. (i was over 18 by this time) but it just makes me feel super uncomfortable because we have photos together where i’m under 18. ny ex never mentioned anything like that but he did ease my mind when he said he stole all of our photos together from the dad’s house.
we didn’t break up because of his dad but it probably would’ve lead that way. |
How do you say "What's the deal, though" without sounding like "What's the dildo"? | Bring it back to the 90’s and say “What the dilly, yo?” |
What is you phone percent on ? | 50%
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. |
What is an absolute waste of money? | Lottery tickets.
A new phone each year.
Leasing a car. |
What is something that you don't know (or know how to do) and are too embarrassed to ask at this point because you should have known by now? | My family has a cottage by a lake and it has some of the weirdest blinds I have ever seen. I can open the blinds but not close it. I would ask someone how to do it or mess with it until I figure it out but I'm too embarrassed to and I'm also afraid of breaking it because they are pretty fragile. |
People who did remote work during the pandemic, do you prefer working remotely or being in the office, and why? | fuck coming into the office when i can stay home naked |
Why has the source of coronavirus still not been located yet? | Because we haven’t had unfettered access to the lab yet |
Whats your favourite word ? | Antidisestablishmentarianism |
Is your bother with grammar mistakes? Why or why not? | If I get the gist of something? Maybe, maybe not. If it's antagonism (like your post) then yeah, it annoys me. |
What makes you feel like butt cheeks? | Being kicked out from my fams house... it was always go to work or school then it became, go to school & work at the same time which I tried & just could not handle taking crowded ass buses 2 hrs to work and 2 hrs back. No savings no friends cause i always felt rushed.. yea, pretty much life in general makes me feel like sweaty unshowered buttcheeks. |
What’s a habit you’ve had since you were a kid? | Eating the crust before the middle of the sandwich, save the best for last |
Whats your favourite cartoon ? | Courage the cowardly dog, don’t remember much just how scary it was |
What's an easy and polite way to say "No"? | No thank you |
What would be your three wishes to ask the genie? | First wish gotta be unlimited wishes |
You write down every one of your secrets on a document, how big is that document? | Once they’re written down, they’re not secrets. So the document shrinks as quickly as it grows. It lies on the razor’s edge between existence and non-existence, like a mirage in the heat. |
Which typical "rich people thing" you wouldn't buy even if you had unlimited money? | Those overproduced-all-looking-the-same-modern houses. Give me some class and 18th century architecture. |
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