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What is something only a wierdo would know? | spell weird as wierd. |
What to do if your partner keeps breaking up with you ? | Say ok and stop talking to them |
What makes you happy? | Serotonin, Norepinephrine, Dopamine |
What Is One Thing You Regret Doing From Your Past? | Cheating on my husband. The worst mistake I've ever made. |
Which would you throw away? Love or money? | Both |
Due to climate change, do you think it is possible to build a huge glass sphere over the whole world to protect the earth from sunrays to prevent them burning everything? | Go spend some time in a greenhouse and then ask that question again. |
What is the saddest death scene in a movie? | John Coffey’s death in The Green Mile always gets me. |
If you could be an animal for just one day what animal would it be? | Dog. I’d like to know how they experience the world. Maybe it’d help me make my dog’s life better. |
What’s something that sounds like a conspiracy theory but isn’t? | Banks create money out of thin air when giving you a loan. Basically legal counterfeiting. |
What are the rules for summer holidays in countries other than England? | Speaking as someone from Ireland, which would be similar to England in approach to summer holidays, what rules are you referring to??
There are no rules - just go do your thing. |
Which brand of beer is the best? | As a college student, whatever beer is cheapest is the LOML |
What are some things to say in the Chills voice? | I wanted chills to officiate my wedding
*Do you. TaKee. This mAan to have. To hold. in Sickness and in Healtthh* |
How does it feel to feel nothing? | You don't feel the pain anymore but is like you're not there anymore either.
You're an empty shell. |
If you could find out when you died, but not how you died, would you want to know? Why? | Yes, I’d take that week off. |
What is the ugliest car you have ever seen? | Nissan juke |
What do you consider a good salary? And if you made that, what would you buy? | I think over $100k is a good salary. I do make that and what do i buy? Stocks and REITs. |
[serious] How do you get yourself out of a dark and depressed mindset? | Normally I just smoke some weed, lie down, and listen to music. |
What’s one obscure movie or TV quote that lives rent free in your head? | "Warewolves not swearwolves." |
What’s a show that has a great plot but a really trash ending? | Game of thrones |
Which celebrities from our generation are going to be idolized and have icon status 150 years from now? | Sponge bob |
What was your biggest heart break? | The ending of the iron giant. |
In a desperate attempt of doing something new, what was the mix of food that was a mistake you'll never repeat? | Lemon Extract, and Brownie Batter (although it was accident). After tasting it, I was wondering if soap got into it somehow, and I didnt know about it |
How much money would it take for you to feel rich? | The minimum amount where I can live at my present life style off the interest and dividends. |
You can only eat two things from the last fast food place you went to,for the rest of your life. What is the restaurant and what food do you choose to eat? | Ugh, Burger King (because my wife loves that place). Now I’m stuck eating mediocre fries and those jalapeño poppers. |
It's the last day of existence for earth, what do you spend it doing? | Spending the last bit of my savings account and smoking, drinking, fucking, and chillen w loved ones. |
What is one thing you never understood until you experienced it yourself? | Being a parent/ having a kid.
People used to say "you won't understand until you have one". I always thought that was cliché and I never really took it serious.
Then I had a kid and see what they meant. The main difference is now having a whole new and deeper purpose to my life |
Men, what automatically makes girls attractive? | A penis |
What's a fake famous quote that sounds real but you made up? | “And so I stood there, banana in hand… and no fear in my heart.” |
If you got cheated on how/what would your way of revenge be? | Be happier without them :) |
What is a plan that seemed great in your head but failed/sucked terribly in execution? | This happens a lot when I’m cooking. It’s also the part I enjoy the most. Trying new spice combinations and flavors. |
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? | Buy a Klondike Bar |
Your username gets added into smash. How does the smash community react? | Who tf is that |
What is your idea of feminine and masculine? | Bullshit concepts |
What is the right amount of seasons for a TV show? | 5
1st: Intruducing all characters + story
2nd: Building up a more complex story line
3rd: Generating an controversial season ending
4th: Intruducing an unexpected plot twist
5th: Solve all open questions and end the story before it gets boring due to weird character changes |
What do you do for a living? | bottle organic juice |
If humans weren't the apex predators of the world, what animal would take our place? | Dolphins. Don’t ask how, just Dolphins |
Which TV-show has the best soundtrack? | Breaking Bad |
What goods or services do you have the “in” on through family or friends of the family? | Beard oil! My face be smelling so fresh even after my 4 morning cigarettes |
How did you realize that your life was a waste? In which way do you think you could improve the manner you life your live? | By improving the lives of other around you |
What would you have for life? Unlimited food or unlimited sex? | Food. Because what if it’s shit sex? I can get the amount of sex I want so..food thnx. |
If you could go back in time and say one thing to your 2010 self, what would it be? | Bitcoin or Dogecoin |
What was your first car? | Hot wheels |
In your opinion, what industry makes the most money? | Let's put it this way. Some nobody hedge fund manager spent $28 million on a ticket to space and canceled at the last minute due to a scheduling conflict. If that doesn't scream "obscene wealth" I don't know what does. |
What person would you think you’d be in a zombie apocalypse? | Probably a zombie |
If the nutritional value of all food was identical, a pound of chocolate having the exact same calories as a pound of broccoli, what food would you immediate splurge on, or avoid? | instant noodles for breakfast lunch & supper my man |
If you were a video game NPC, what game would you want to be in and what role do you think you would play? | Anything other than a villager in minecraft, those guys get disrespected. |
If you got a billion dollars to your name, what would you do with it? | Start a charity, live comfortably with a clear conscience. |
How long does your deodorant bar last till its completely gone out of the tube? | About 3 bites |
Only wrong answers, what's your fetish? | Missionary. |
What has caused the increase in Simps? | People using the word "simp" to describe a greater amount of stuff. |
You Can Get Any Question Answered on Your Deathbed, but Can't Share It, What Do You Ask? | How many children could I fit in my van?? |
If you could have a power of the elements what would you choose and why? | Earth. If someone passes me off, I'll open a fissure and end them. |
What do you think is more important in story telling, world building or symbolism? | It’s neither, it’s all about the delivery |
What is the weirdest thing you eaten? | I ate the eyes of a horse in New Mexico. The horse was probably still alive. That is weird. |
Ex-prisoners, what are some things you have seen that people wouldn't even hear on prison documentaries? | I’ve only recently gotten interested in the subject of prison documentaries, but I’ve already seen something pretty cool: a man’s entire life flashed before his eyes, in a way that people wouldn’t understand but would recognize it was a good sign of mental health. (Note: this particular case was an outlier, but the general trend is that men and women can see different things.)
This is a very common phenomena in prison: people have vivid, dream-like hallucinations of a wide variety of things, including seeing people and places they’ve never seen before.
I’ve heard of people seeing snakes, for example. There’s a pretty famous story about a prisoner who was given a snake tattoo and had to pay the prison’s tattoo shop to draw the snake inside a circle. He kept this tattoo on his forearm for a year and, in that time, was able to see the snake constantly in the tattoo—as well as the prison, his family, his friends, and even the weather outside. He kept this tattoo on, eventually.
More recently, an inmate had a vision of angels singing and he began to believe that angels were in the prison with him. He started claiming that the people around him were really angels. This eventually caused problems for him in prison, but that’s not what I’m talking about. The thing I want to talk about is that the man saw a wide variety of things that his mind knew that he should not have seen. In his case, it was the fact that he saw a prison guard. This guard had not been there when he was in prison. The inmate should not have been able to see this, since he was not able to walk while he was in prison. He saw this as an angel, who was there to protect him. |
what is something you feel like only you care about that people do not? | I feel like no one cares about how poorly groups of people are communicating. |
what is a thing some people say is bad about you but you believe is a good thing? | When I stand up for myself and have boundaries |
What does everyone know, but refuse to accept? | Not all babies are cute. |
Whats a nice place to visit in indiana? | The airport, so you can leave. |
Your stuck in the last movie you watched. What is it? | Austin Powers Man of Mystery |
What truly terrifies you? | The fact that some people think covid is fake and 4 million people didn’t die where did they go that’s the terrifying part |
What should someone do to host a high school party like in Hollywood movies? | Cocaine |
If you were an inanimate object, what would you be? | Vibrator |
Teachers, what's the most horrifying thing you have seen a student do? | One kid wouldn't stop touching themselves in class. And then nobody would talk to them about it. No admins, no parents... 🙄 |
Someone breaks into your house and steals what's on the fridge, what do they have? | My Toblerone… NOT TODAY SATAN! *gets into fighting stance* |
What’s your most ridiculous fun fact that is actual factual? | If you aver have a small hole in a bootle of soda and it’s being shot out open the top so the pressure goes away and close it again this will make less of a mess |
[Serious] What is your earliest memory? How confident are you it is accurate? | I remember waking up on the age of 4 not knowing who I am with a very hazy memory, will never forget my panic asking my siblings who are they. |
What’s your significant other’s contact name in your phone? | The C word. |
Who will win the next major war, why, and where will it be fought? | Probably America because we'll get involved even if it doesn't involve us and we have a massive military compared to the rest of the world |
People love to say that there's no harm in asking. What is there harm in asking? | I think there's plenty of harm in asking a rape victim about the experience. |
What’s your ‘keep telling yourself that’ that you keep telling yourself? | I'll do it the next day/week/month/year |
What are questions no one will ever be able to answer? | Creamy or crunchy |
What if we still traded stuff for other stuff instead of using money? | Like some damned hippies or something? |
What's the worst service you've ever received at a restaurant/ hotel? | Went for breakfast with a group of friends after a long weekend. Our orders took forever to arrive, and when they did, only half of them arrived. We assumed that the rest were on the way shortly.
After a while the waitress returns and strategically places herself to put her back towards the side of the table that hasn't received their orders and she proceeds to ask those that have if everything tasted good and if we needed anything else.
The other half of the table says "Ummm yes. OUR FOOD." she gets flustered and goes back to the kitchen. A moment later, her manager comes out to apologize, because apparently their orders hadn't been entered. My friends were annoyed, because it had been over an hour since we ordered, but were like "well, that sucks, but we understand mistakes happen. So please just enter our orders now"
Then the manager tells us that she's sorry, the kitchen has closed already, so they can't make the food they ordered! The kicker is that if she admitted the mistake after bringing the first round of food, there would have been time to enter in the forgotten order! |
What are film sets really like? | Green |
What part of a book do you wish had made it into the movie version? | The entirety of the Harry Potter series… with like no changes |
What is something you can say that will ruin a job interview that is going well? | "just one last question, do you provide pornography magazines in the bathroom or do I need to provide my own?" |
What Happens in Vegas? | Is posted on Facebook by old people |
What's the dumbest question you /someone you know asked ? | Is butter a carb? |
What is the creepiest encounter you've ever had? | Had my ex boyfriend post a picture of the end of my road on instagram after we broke up. |
What fictional character would you like to have as your roommate? What would living together be like? | That digitally animated secretary with the huge boobs and giant ass in the ad before porn videos on PornHub. It would involve a lot of anal. |
What is Victoria's secret? | Her name is actually Victor |
What’s an underrated movie you remember loving as a child? | Milo and Otis |
Porn logic now applies to the real world, what do you do now? | Start delivering pizzas |
People who don't talk to dogs in a baby voice, what the hell is wrong with you? | My K-9 companion is a sophisticated individual and cares not for such advances. |
What’s a minor house improvement you’ve made that has drastically changed your life? | Keyring next to the door. Can't remember the last time I've misplaced/searched for my keys |
Without saying what movie it is, what's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of it? | Avada Kedavra |
What style of sword from history would you choose if you had to defend you life right now in a sword fight? | Pirate saber |
What’s something that should be legal for everyone? | Going topless. |
What are some examples of gaslighting? | Gaslighting isn't real, you're being crazy |
How much money would you need too live the rest of your life happy and why? | 1 million plz |
What is something that a friend did that made you regret being friends with them? | Transphobia |
Any Americans in medical debt that still don't want public health care? Why? | federal brain wash, everything that they don't have is bad because it's communism. The American way is keep doing things wrong untill the rest of the world just accepted it as a normal thing. |
What fictional universe would you not survive in? | Australia |
What cereal would you consider to be overrated? | Reeses puffs |
What is not as amazing as people say it is? | Sex |
What's your eye color and what eye color(s) do you find attractive? | Brown. Blue or hazel is most attractive imo but doesn't really matter to me |
What’s something an adult taught you while you were young that you only begin to understand as you get older? | Doing it right takes a shorter time than half assing it and having to do it over |
Calling all gamers; What game is harder than Contra? | Ghost and Goblins |
Which paid phone app (iOS/Android) is worth the money? | Tasker for Android, it automates tasks on your phone such as turning on mobile data when you leave the house and turning it off when you come home. It can also automate emails and send texts at a specific time. |
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