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You are given a million dollars. The “catch”? You have to donate it all to charity. Who do you donate it to?	the kickstarter charity to myself?
What is desirable about a long lasting relationship?	Stability
What is something people can do to motivate themselves that doesn’t need anything physically or mentally?	Tell yourself out loud "I can do this, this is gonna be easy as fuck. Everyone will shit themselves when they see how I demolish this goal." Sounds lame but it works
aside from heights, what's another fear that should affect eveyone but doesn't?	legos
What is there after education, is it actually worth living?	Of course.
What is huge business idea you have but you don't know how to get it off the ground?	Nice try Thomas Edison
What non-Batman movie would make the best Batman movie if you added Batman?	American Psycho. Dude going around killing people over their business cards, so Batman comes to stop him. They meet face to face and realize they are the same person. Now Patrick really can’t figure out what’s real and what’s not.
What’s a show or movie that has good life lessons in it?	Showgirls
What’s your favorite way to cum?	With my penis
Who is your favorite fictional character of all time?	Vegeta
You meet your username in real life, what happens?	it's me, in a moth costume
What's the most common mistake newbies make when first getting into your hobby?	Not cycling their aquarium
[NSFW] What is the most messed up thing you have masturbated to?	OPs mom
Which franchise has the worst continuity / world building?	Star wars just keeps getting worse
What was your most memorable date, good or bad?	I took my current GF bowling, but missed the exit, so we went on a drive until I could turn around. Bit of events in the middle, but it ended with us kissing. It's been almost ten months.
People who had bad ideas that actually worked, what were they?	Emmet from The Lego Movie >!He did the Double Decker Couch!<
Your username is the reason you got arrested. What crime did you commit?	I made a mural in Saudi Arabia.
What is something you wish you could change about public school?	Teach kids to think. Create wonder. Teach them personal finance, hygiene, open mindedness.
What feels illegal but isn’t?	walking out of a store without buying anything
What show/movie is the best representation of your career field?	Dear Evan Hansen portrays being the loner student very well. At least the musical does pray the movie does the same.
How does someone connect to the vax 5G Hotspot?	Just shove your phone up your ass and it connects automatically. Unfortunately, to use it, you have to shove your head up there as well, but this really works out for the people who were already living that way
Keeping things realistic, what would be your ideal life?	Technically it's not unrealistic to say I would live for more then 1000 years since you can extend your life for a long time for people to find more ways to keep you alive and than as technocology improves you keep living and living until you are kept alive almost forever...
What’s the worst marriage/relationship advice you ever heard?	"No one thinks they're ready for kids, you just have to have a few!"
What would YouTube ads be like if they were similar to Pornhub ads?	“Are you seriously watching a try not to laugh compilation by yourself?”
What screams "I am truly great with money"?	Humans usually
What is your talent?	i am good with programming
What is your "I could just do this and NOBODY would notice" story?	My parents first found out that I was gay because I brought home my girlfriend planning to pretend she was just a friend but forgot to tell her not to tell my parents. Yeah
What's the worst game you've ever played to completion?	Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 for the Nintendo DS
What's the dumbest thing you had to use Google for?	How to spell “explain” because it just didn’t look right
What do you regret googling?	Ahhh the infamous “Blue Waffles”
What was the name of your first crush, and how old were you?	Billy Anderson. We were 6. I still have no idea why I loved him so much. What a d!ck.
If future archaeologists found your mummified body, what items would be found on your person (in pockets, purse, wallet etc.) and what would that tell them about how you lived?	Pocket knife
What is the weirdest sex position?	Penis in ear
What's the worst movie quote to shout out during sex?	"That'll do, pig."
What did you do to get fired from your job?	Oh...So I worked at Baskin Robbins when I was younger. I was already looking for another job anyways when a rather large lady came in and began shuffling through the ice cream cake freezer. She brought one of the big ones over to pay for. I asked her automatically "Is this for here or to go?" Couldn't talk my way out of that one though we had just begun training on charging ppl extra if they said "for here" so that was my "reasoning" but like I said, I was already one foot out the door by then.
What is one company that completely turns you on?	What does “company” entail?
What’s the worst food to have in your car during a car crash?	Red smoothie
What book had the most significant impact on your life?	A New Earth by Eckhart Tolle
What new songs will be considered classics in a hundred years?	WAP
Who’s the “Ned Flanders” in your life?	#OKILIDOKALIDO!!!!
What do they call french kissing in France?	Royale with cheese
What percentage of people urinate in the pool?	You should worry more about the assmatter in the pool more than the piss
What is something that should be taught in school but isn’t?	How to do your taxes
Whats One Name That Could Anger An Entire Fanbase?	Disney
What is your best people watching story?	Nothing like sitting in the school cafeteria and witnessing a guy getting a blowjob under one of the lunchtables.
Could a full all-star WNBA roster beat a high school men's team in a 7 game series? why or shy not?	Yes, of course. There's a massive talent and ability difference between pro athletes and high schoolers.
If you could only pick 3 streaming services, which 3 do you pick?	HBO Max, Disney Plus, and Amazon Prime. I haven't found anything on Netflix for me in over a year. So much content and all of it is "meh". Considering dropping it entirely. HBO Max has been great though
What movie or tv show wasted its premise the hardest?	Hancock
You would be a millionaire if you had a dollar for everytime someone did/say what to you?	"Hello"
What would people assume about you based on your internet search history?	I really like incest porn
What is something that annoys you, but isn't someone else's fault?	Other people living life physically attractive
For those who have deleted their social media accounts (Twitter, Facebook, Instagram etc), how is life going for you?	Much better. Anonymity is pretty wonderful.
What is the most annoying and badass song to play in a zoom class?	Shitty flute version of All Star by Smash Mouth
If you're given a choice between two top universities from the US and UK (MIT and Cambridge), Which one would you choose because you think that it got a better education system?	Probably MIT. My brother went to Oxford which has a similar heritage to Cambridge and said the culture is nepotistic and Elitist. If your parents don’t have titles you’re a second class student kind of thing, even if that’s him exaggerating a bit. I haven’t heard that about MIT. Education is probably on par, i went to Uni in Hull so my perception of both is ‘Those posh boys over there’.
What is the most important TV show in TV history and why?	All In The Family broke down so many walls and crossed so many lines. Without that show, the American sitcom may not have evolved as it did.
What is something you've seen that is both clever and not clever at the same time?	trailer park boys
What show (besides Community) deserves six seasons and a movie?	Schitts creek
What video game weapon would you love to own in real life and why?	Portal gun Imagine the sex positions
What’s a food you like that not a lot of other people like?	I eat Pork Rinds like chips
Which comedians are actually super funny?	Chapelle and Burr
How do you deal with people that always want to talk, but never want to listen?	If the person doesn't want to listen, just look for someone better to talk to, this already happened to me, i just stopped talking to him
What are you looking forward to?	Jesus returning.
Food Service Workers: What's something you routinely see that would drive customers away if known?	I don’t work in food anymore, but when i did, i worked in a healthy food restaurant where my prep cooks would drop food on the sticky, unmopped floor where flies were buzzing all over, and would pick the food back up and keep cooking with it anyways. Five second rule, i guess.
Democrat who voted for trump, what made you do it?	I didnt vote for trump but man was it hard to vote for Biden. Dude is about as charismatic as a burnt match and he is the definition of career in government
Which Marvel character hasn’t been featured yet in the MCU, but should be?	Ghost Rider
Which movie characters death hit you the hardest?	Jiraya - Naruto Shippuden
Wanted to make a tuna sandwich, but then realized there wasn't any mayo... What do you think about CREAM CHEESE as a substitute for the mayo? Yay or hard fucking nope?	I like mustard in a pinch. Maybe a thinned out cream cheese. I would even go sour cream in a small amount. What about homemade mayo? Egg, oil, mustard, vinegar all inside a food processor. Easy.
What's a Youtube channel that used to be well known but isn't active or mentioned much any more?	Equals Three
What are your thoughts on the fruit beverages naked ?	Sweet
Kenny Ackerman Said: All humans are slave to something.(Women,booze,money,children etc) What are you slave of?	Ambition
What was the most hypocritical thing you've ever heard someone say?	I love you
Ben & Jerry's was just threatened by the Israeli PM. What should their next flavor of ice cream be called?	Mazeltoffee.
You get inserted into your favourite series as a bystander for the rest of your life, whats going to happen?	I just stand by
You woke up saying today is (letter after n)y day, what happened?	Welp you got me to sing 14 out of 26 letters of the alphabet
What is the most kind thing that your SO has ever done for you?	Didn’t leave me after hearing about my past and learning of my mental disorders
Who are some of the worst fake internet "guru's"?	[Belle Gibson](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belle_Gibson)
When will we overcome Covid-19?	It'll probably be here forever, like the flu. What we _might_ be able to overcome is the _pandemic_, when people stop being idiots about it.
If you were to remake the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy today with an unlimited budget, what characters would you recast and with who, and what characters would you add, as well as who would play them?	I think I'd just take the Lord of the Rings movies, slap "Star Wars Prequels" on the opening titles, and pocket the money.
People who were ghosted suddenly by an online friend, how did it affect you?	It felt strange asf, we used to talk every day, he suddenly disappeared, it's been 1 month since we last talked, hope he's okay
When did you realise that you can’t remember things before like the age of 5?	Never. I can still remember things from before I was 5.
What’s a show that’s universally loved but you couldn’t get into?	Friends
What if animals can talk, which one will be most annoying?	Hyenas
What is one thing you wish you knew before graduating out of High school?	That none of it matters - both the good and the bad - the second you leave high school. Don't get too sad about the setbacks as they will fall away. Don't get too excited about the accomplishments because they fall away too except the college you go to. Which is to say: live authentically, worry less, and spend time with family and friends you actually like because the rest of it doesn't affect the rest of your life at all.
Quotes can change your perception for a moment or a lifetime ; if so, which quote is living rent free in that mind of yours?	If you use both sides of the toiletpaper youve got the profit right on your hands
If daily(analog) life had loading screens, where would you be most likely to encounter them?	Pooping
What do you do to motivate yourself when you feel down or depressed?	Sometimes I turn to nostalgia.
What is a 10 minute horror game idea?	I call it "P.T."
What is your best made-up porn name?	Richard Rider
Are you collecting NFTs , if so what do you like to collect?	STDs and child wives, probably.
Parents and soon to be parents, how do you justify having children when the climate crisis could make the world uninhabitable in 2100, less than 80 years from now?	I know that they won’t grow up as stupid as you.
What’s screams retired without saying “I’m retired”?	Wearing a Hawaiian shirt and just having that attitude that says I FUCK.
You can only change one thing, what is that ?	My wage at work. I mean it's good, I'm just fucking greedy.
What's with recent obsession of billionaires with space travel?	Elon Musk saw The Expanse and didn't realize that the amoral earth billionaires running unregulated mining camps in space exploiting workers, are the bad guys.
What was a moment where your dream became reality?	Always wanted to write a book. The pandemic gave me enough time to write three. Published them last month, and it was awesome to cross that off the list.
In Planet of the Apes, how did they transport the Statue of Liberty to the Ape Planet?	Historian here: in 1886 the French people gifted two Statues Of Liberty. One to the American people and another to the Ape Planet. This is NOT a mystery or a spoiler to anyone who knows anything about history. Return to schooling.
What's your 5 year plan?	Don't die.
Who fucked up a good thing for no apparent reason?	many partners who cheat on their significant others
If you are above the law, what crime would you likely commit the most?	Use psychedelic drugs at my leisure with responsible and academic intentions.
When you have food stuck in your teeth, do you pick it out and eat it or throw it away?	With tongue: Eat it. With pick: Trash
What’s something about sex nobody tells you until it’s too late?	There are more bodily fluids involved than you'd think, use a towel.

You are given a million dollars. The “catch”? You have to donate it all to charity. Who do you donate it to?

the kickstarter charity to myself?

What is desirable about a long lasting relationship?

Stability

What is something people can do to motivate themselves that doesn’t need anything physically or mentally?

Tell yourself out loud "I can do this, this is gonna be easy as fuck. Everyone will shit themselves when they see how I demolish this goal." Sounds lame but it works

aside from heights, what's another fear that should affect eveyone but doesn't?

legos

What is there after education, is it actually worth living?

Of course.

What is huge business idea you have but you don't know how to get it off the ground?

Nice try Thomas Edison

What non-Batman movie would make the best Batman movie if you added Batman?

American Psycho. Dude going around killing people over their business cards, so Batman comes to stop him. They meet face to face and realize they are the same person. Now Patrick really can’t figure out what’s real and what’s not.

What’s a show or movie that has good life lessons in it?

Showgirls

What’s your favorite way to cum?

With my penis

Who is your favorite fictional character of all time?

Vegeta

You meet your username in real life, what happens?

it's me, in a moth costume

What's the most common mistake newbies make when first getting into your hobby?

Not cycling their aquarium

[NSFW] What is the most messed up thing you have masturbated to?

OPs mom

Which franchise has the worst continuity / world building?

Star wars just keeps getting worse

What was your most memorable date, good or bad?

I took my current GF bowling, but missed the exit, so we went on a drive until I could turn around. Bit of events in the middle, but it ended with us kissing. It's been almost ten months.

People who had bad ideas that actually worked, what were they?

Emmet from The Lego Movie >!He did the Double Decker Couch!<

Your username is the reason you got arrested. What crime did you commit?

I made a mural in Saudi Arabia.

What is something you wish you could change about public school?

Teach kids to think. Create wonder. Teach them personal finance, hygiene, open mindedness.

What feels illegal but isn’t?

walking out of a store without buying anything

What show/movie is the best representation of your career field?

Dear Evan Hansen portrays being the loner student very well. At least the musical does pray the movie does the same.

How does someone connect to the vax 5G Hotspot?

Just shove your phone up your ass and it connects automatically. Unfortunately, to use it, you have to shove your head up there as well, but this really works out for the people who were already living that way

Keeping things realistic, what would be your ideal life?

Technically it's not unrealistic to say I would live for more then 1000 years since you can extend your life for a long time for people to find more ways to keep you alive and than as technocology improves you keep living and living until you are kept alive almost forever...

What’s the worst marriage/relationship advice you ever heard?

"No one thinks they're ready for kids, you just have to have a few!"

What would YouTube ads be like if they were similar to Pornhub ads?

“Are you seriously watching a try not to laugh compilation by yourself?”

What screams "I am truly great with money"?

Humans usually

What is your talent?

i am good with programming

What is your "I could just do this and NOBODY would notice" story?

My parents first found out that I was gay because I brought home my girlfriend planning to pretend she was just a friend but forgot to tell her not to tell my parents. Yeah

What's the worst game you've ever played to completion?

Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 for the Nintendo DS

What's the dumbest thing you had to use Google for?

How to spell “explain” because it just didn’t look right

What do you regret googling?

Ahhh the infamous “Blue Waffles”

What was the name of your first crush, and how old were you?

Billy Anderson. We were 6. I still have no idea why I loved him so much. What a d!ck.

If future archaeologists found your mummified body, what items would be found on your person (in pockets, purse, wallet etc.) and what would that tell them about how you lived?

Pocket knife

What is the weirdest sex position?

Penis in ear

What's the worst movie quote to shout out during sex?

"That'll do, pig."

What did you do to get fired from your job?

Oh...So I worked at Baskin Robbins when I was younger. I was already looking for another job anyways when a rather large lady came in and began shuffling through the ice cream cake freezer. She brought one of the big ones over to pay for. I asked her automatically "Is this for here or to go?" Couldn't talk my way out of that one though we had just begun training on charging ppl extra if they said "for here" so that was my "reasoning" but like I said, I was already one foot out the door by then.

What is one company that completely turns you on?

What does “company” entail?

What’s the worst food to have in your car during a car crash?

Red smoothie

What book had the most significant impact on your life?

A New Earth by Eckhart Tolle

What new songs will be considered classics in a hundred years?

WAP

Who’s the “Ned Flanders” in your life?

#OKILIDOKALIDO!!!!

What do they call french kissing in France?

Royale with cheese

What percentage of people urinate in the pool?

You should worry more about the assmatter in the pool more than the piss

What is something that should be taught in school but isn’t?

How to do your taxes

Whats One Name That Could Anger An Entire Fanbase?

Disney

What is your best people watching story?

Nothing like sitting in the school cafeteria and witnessing a guy getting a blowjob under one of the lunchtables.

Could a full all-star WNBA roster beat a high school men's team in a 7 game series? why or shy not?

Yes, of course. There's a massive talent and ability difference between pro athletes and high schoolers.

If you could only pick 3 streaming services, which 3 do you pick?

HBO Max, Disney Plus, and Amazon Prime. I haven't found anything on Netflix for me in over a year. So much content and all of it is "meh". Considering dropping it entirely. HBO Max has been great though

What movie or tv show wasted its premise the hardest?

Hancock

You would be a millionaire if you had a dollar for everytime someone did/say what to you?

"Hello"

What would people assume about you based on your internet search history?

I really like incest porn

What is something that annoys you, but isn't someone else's fault?

Other people living life physically attractive

For those who have deleted their social media accounts (Twitter, Facebook, Instagram etc), how is life going for you?

Much better. Anonymity is pretty wonderful.

What is the most annoying and badass song to play in a zoom class?

Shitty flute version of All Star by Smash Mouth

If you're given a choice between two top universities from the US and UK (MIT and Cambridge), Which one would you choose because you think that it got a better education system?

Probably MIT. My brother went to Oxford which has a similar heritage to Cambridge and said the culture is nepotistic and Elitist. If your parents don’t have titles you’re a second class student kind of thing, even if that’s him exaggerating a bit. I haven’t heard that about MIT. Education is probably on par, i went to Uni in Hull so my perception of both is ‘Those posh boys over there’.

What is the most important TV show in TV history and why?

All In The Family broke down so many walls and crossed so many lines. Without that show, the American sitcom may not have evolved as it did.

What is something you've seen that is both clever and not clever at the same time?

trailer park boys

What show (besides Community) deserves six seasons and a movie?

Schitts creek

What video game weapon would you love to own in real life and why?

Portal gun Imagine the sex positions

What’s a food you like that not a lot of other people like?

I eat Pork Rinds like chips

Which comedians are actually super funny?

Chapelle and Burr

How do you deal with people that always want to talk, but never want to listen?

If the person doesn't want to listen, just look for someone better to talk to, this already happened to me, i just stopped talking to him

What are you looking forward to?

Jesus returning.

Food Service Workers: What's something you routinely see that would drive customers away if known?

I don’t work in food anymore, but when i did, i worked in a healthy food restaurant where my prep cooks would drop food on the sticky, unmopped floor where flies were buzzing all over, and would pick the food back up and keep cooking with it anyways. Five second rule, i guess.

Democrat who voted for trump, what made you do it?

I didnt vote for trump but man was it hard to vote for Biden. Dude is about as charismatic as a burnt match and he is the definition of career in government

Which Marvel character hasn’t been featured yet in the MCU, but should be?

Ghost Rider

Which movie characters death hit you the hardest?

Jiraya - Naruto Shippuden

Wanted to make a tuna sandwich, but then realized there wasn't any mayo... What do you think about CREAM CHEESE as a substitute for the mayo? Yay or hard fucking nope?

I like mustard in a pinch. Maybe a thinned out cream cheese. I would even go sour cream in a small amount. What about homemade mayo? Egg, oil, mustard, vinegar all inside a food processor. Easy.

What's a Youtube channel that used to be well known but isn't active or mentioned much any more?

Equals Three

What are your thoughts on the fruit beverages naked ?

Sweet

Kenny Ackerman Said: All humans are slave to something.(Women,booze,money,children etc) What are you slave of?

Ambition

What was the most hypocritical thing you've ever heard someone say?

I love you

Ben & Jerry's was just threatened by the Israeli PM. What should their next flavor of ice cream be called?

Mazeltoffee.

You get inserted into your favourite series as a bystander for the rest of your life, whats going to happen?

I just stand by

You woke up saying today is (letter after n)y day, what happened?

Welp you got me to sing 14 out of 26 letters of the alphabet

What is the most kind thing that your SO has ever done for you?

Didn’t leave me after hearing about my past and learning of my mental disorders

Who are some of the worst fake internet "guru's"?

[Belle Gibson](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belle_Gibson)

When will we overcome Covid-19?

It'll probably be here forever, like the flu. What we _might_ be able to overcome is the _pandemic_, when people stop being idiots about it.

If you were to remake the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy today with an unlimited budget, what characters would you recast and with who, and what characters would you add, as well as who would play them?

I think I'd just take the Lord of the Rings movies, slap "Star Wars Prequels" on the opening titles, and pocket the money.

People who were ghosted suddenly by an online friend, how did it affect you?

It felt strange asf, we used to talk every day, he suddenly disappeared, it's been 1 month since we last talked, hope he's okay

When did you realise that you can’t remember things before like the age of 5?

Never. I can still remember things from before I was 5.

What’s a show that’s universally loved but you couldn’t get into?

Friends

What if animals can talk, which one will be most annoying?

Hyenas

What is one thing you wish you knew before graduating out of High school?

That none of it matters - both the good and the bad - the second you leave high school. Don't get too sad about the setbacks as they will fall away. Don't get too excited about the accomplishments because they fall away too except the college you go to. Which is to say: live authentically, worry less, and spend time with family and friends you actually like because the rest of it doesn't affect the rest of your life at all.

Quotes can change your perception for a moment or a lifetime ; if so, which quote is living rent free in that mind of yours?

If you use both sides of the toiletpaper youve got the profit right on your hands

If daily(analog) life had loading screens, where would you be most likely to encounter them?

Pooping

What do you do to motivate yourself when you feel down or depressed?

Sometimes I turn to nostalgia.

What is a 10 minute horror game idea?

I call it "P.T."

What is your best made-up porn name?

Richard Rider

Are you collecting NFTs , if so what do you like to collect?

STDs and child wives, probably.

Parents and soon to be parents, how do you justify having children when the climate crisis could make the world uninhabitable in 2100, less than 80 years from now?

I know that they won’t grow up as stupid as you.

What’s screams retired without saying “I’m retired”?

Wearing a Hawaiian shirt and just having that attitude that says I FUCK.

You can only change one thing, what is that ?

My wage at work. I mean it's good, I'm just fucking greedy.

What's with recent obsession of billionaires with space travel?

Elon Musk saw The Expanse and didn't realize that the amoral earth billionaires running unregulated mining camps in space exploiting workers, are the bad guys.

What was a moment where your dream became reality?

Always wanted to write a book. The pandemic gave me enough time to write three. Published them last month, and it was awesome to cross that off the list.

In Planet of the Apes, how did they transport the Statue of Liberty to the Ape Planet?

Historian here: in 1886 the French people gifted *two* Statues Of Liberty. One to the American people and another to the Ape Planet. This is NOT a mystery or a spoiler to anyone who knows anything about history. Return to schooling.

What's your 5 year plan?

Don't die.

Who fucked up a good thing for no apparent reason?

many partners who cheat on their significant others

If you are above the law, what crime would you likely commit the most?

Use psychedelic drugs at my leisure with responsible and academic intentions.

When you have food stuck in your teeth, do you pick it out and eat it or throw it away?

With tongue: Eat it. With pick: Trash

What’s something about sex nobody tells you until it’s too late?

There are more bodily fluids involved than you'd think, use a towel.