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When is the last time any of you thoughr for yourselves?	When I noticed that you couldn’t spell
What is your "go-to" dish?	Breast Milk
You gain low-key superpowers in an ability you already excel at. How does your life change?	Look man, my dick can only get so long before it starts scaring people away.
What is your gravestone gonna say?	"Hey check this out!"
Why are you trusting the people that want to kill you?	I mean if I can't trust myself who else would I?
what if someone is completely undecided on their major , would community college still be worth attending ?	Just make sure your classes will transfer to where you think you will go afterwards.
If you had to punch your mom or dad as hard as you can would you do it for 1 million? And how fast will you strike after hearing the proposal?	if it means i get to se my dad in front of me, and get to beat him into the ground for money, as fast as light.
What's some dumb shit you have seen people buy?	Lottery tickets
What are your bait and switch job posting stories?	I got hired to be a night auditor at a hotel but my first day I found out it was a swingers hotel and they made me work the glory hole for the first 3 weeks.
What is one crazy experience you had with celebrities?	I have had a few, & like most people, they have crazy experiences w/people. They are pretty normal in truth, just more insecure & vain than you & me.
what are some hobbies that are easy and inexpensive to get into?	Findagrave ...go to local cemeteries and take photos of requested headstones. People on Ancestry and other sites love adding these to their trees
Who was your first love?	Some evil bitch who worked at subway
What’s the most savage insult you’ve ever seen or heard?	"You guys are why shampoo has instructions"
What is your personal definition to the meaning of life?	There is no meaning; so just do whatever you want that makes you happy until you die.
Other lgbt+ people, what are your top tips for dating?	Have personality traits besides being lgbt+. I cannot tell you how many times I've come across people that base their entire personality around their sexuality and nothing else. It's a big big red flag for me honestly.
People who got mustaches tattooed on their fingers, where are you now?	Gettin mustache rides all up in the pussay...
What do you have hidden in your bedroom that if someone finds it could ruin your life?	Pillow Glock, Nightstand Sig Sauer, Dresser Glock
What movie aged like milk for you?	American Beauty. Kevin Spacey is accused of having sex with a teenage boy. Just seems too real now.
Which character essentially ruined a television show in your opinion?	Phoebe from friends. I know people love her, but I thought she was so cringe.
If you could add add-ons or attachment to your penis, what you add?	Swiss army penis
What was the best comeback to an insult you have ever given or heard?	At work. A very overweight guy was arguing with another collage, at some point the overweight guy says “there is no space for both of us in this office, Im getting you fired” Answer was: “mate, theres no space for you alone”
What do you think about becoming a welders from ground zero? What are some pros and cons?	think i read somewhere that underwater welding makes a nice buck
You've successfully created a time machine, what would be the first place you'd go to?	Stop my parents from ever meeting
What is your personal life motto?	Hakuna matata
What pet peeve can make you really mad if that person does it repeatedly?	Shake their leg while you are eating
What do you wish people who have opposing political views from yourself wouldn't get wrong about your sides views?	Being in the "middle" doesn't mean I don't care It means I have views on both sides
What's the most useless thing you ever spent money on ?	Political science degree
What did you do after you've been backstabbed?	revenge
What sequel hasn’t happened, but needs to?	other classics need to get the type of sequel that Cobra Kai provided for Karate Kid Back to the Future would utilize this format very well. There are plenty of new and interesting things to say about what could happen when people travel to 2045
What is something you've thought about yourself but never told anyone you did?	I said some racist shit on an airplane when I was in 8th grade because I wanted attention. It was right before my psychosis but that's still no excuse and it's one of the things I am most ashamed about.
What tattoo do you regret getting?	None. Also, have none.
All the teenagers out there, how is your life?	Miserable but I still have some hope
What’s the most attractive thing men can do for women?	Do the rose petal path thing to lead her into the bedroom where u are doing the helicopter whilst wearing led lights on ur dong and spining it so fast that it creates a hologram saying "make me sandwich?"
In the series Loki, when the main Loki starts having feelings towards the female Loki, if they fell in love, would it be incest? They have the same parents but aren’t siblings but most likely have a similarity that shows they are related, either their magic or something in their dna. Is it incest?	My sister and I have been discussing this. We’re both thoroughly freaked by the whole thing.
People who sell or have sold MLM, are you aware how much of a pest salesman you are?	I feel like this is aimed at someone in op’s life specifically
What would happen if you unleash the beast within?	It would fart scratch itself and take a nap
What’s your favorite type of salt ?	Bath
If Ben 10 had a one night stand with you, which of his aliens would you have sex with and why?	#WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU JUST TYPED OUT AND POSTED?
What’s the creepiest thing you’ve ever seen?	My refection at night with a bathroom skylight under a full moon when my hairs big… thought I was a monster
You are forced to fight for your life. Your weopon is based on your user name. What is your weapon?	I’m opening my coat of miscellaneous items. I’ll be good.
Have you ever ran into or were confronted by someone you had completely ghosted? How did it go?	It’s called ghosting for a reason Boooo who dis?
If you could add an attachment or add on to your vagina what would you add?	A zipper because its funny in theory
You get the chance to live on a new planet, what comes to your mind to do before you leave Earth?	Go to the bathroom, I'm sure it'll be a long trip.... Edit: Thanks for the award kind stranger!
What is your realistic dream job?	Get paid to pick up rubbish on the highways and near rivers that i do in my free time anyway STOP LITTERING PLEASE do you really have to throw your bottle of coke out the window you have a bin at home
What song makes you immediately picture of a specific movie/television scene every time you hear it?	"Somebody once told me..."
What’s your favorite movie theory?	Darth Jar-Jar
You know how Sonic loses his rings when he's hit? If you were hit, what would you lose?	Blood
All fifty states have to submit one bit and one girl to fight in an arena Hinger Games style. What’s the state most likely to win?	The Hinger Games starring Jinnifir Lawrinse has been bought to you tonight by Stanley Drill Bits.
People who've fainted, what did you see while you were out?	Tile
What country is everyone from?	Texas
How true/false is this statement: “People that suck at empathy more than likely are self-centered”?	False. Y'all do not know what people have gone through.
Nearly everyone has thought out a Zombie Apocalypse survival plan before, but what about a climate crisis? When Global Warming escalates in your area, what’s your plan? Where would you go? What would you do?	Move to Alaska. Have lived there before and it is relatively colder and has extremely high mountains (the tallest in the US)
Without naming the item, how would you explain your last amazon purchase?	Big black thing that goes up my butt
Doctors, nurses etc. who have chronic health conditions of their own - how do you manage when you have to be on call or in a rush for many hours at a time? Or when someone has an emergency?	Put pills in my car, make sure to take them while Im at home, keep the pills in your pocket in your wallet. Make sure to keep water bottles everywhere in your car too, I dont care if your car is hot.
What are some YouTubers you watched when you were little that you know think are just cringe or boring?	Smosh
You wake up on the eve of your 12th birthday, back in the past, what would you do differently in life?	I make sure my parents get divorced back then, back when it was painfully obvious that they needed to, instead of waiting until I turned 21, when the damage their toxic relationship inflicted on me had already been done.
What is something that was popular in your time, but when you see them nowadays, you don't even remember what it is?	Heelies man... They were so stupid. God I miss em
What are the patch notes for Humanity 2.0?	Minor Update: Fixed bug where people would attack each other for no reason
Whats the biggest mess up you have done/seen during a school presentation?	During one of my group presentations actually, we had to talk the class through a science experiment that we did. The first slide was supposed to list the materials/apparatus that we used. Right under the title, the first bullet point was "Jay remember to put the fucking materials down". Suddenly I remembered that while we were rushing to get this presentation together the night before, we had left the first few slides "till the end" cause they were the least complicated. The night ended with one guy falling asleep on the call. I couldn't even look at the teacher and the entire class was laughing. Frankly, it was hilarious but terrifying to know that our mark probably just died. The next slide was the 'methodology" or the steps that we needed to take to get our results. The only thing written was "put the shit in the thing". Thankfully, the rest of the presentation was complete, and the teacher had a good laugh too. i think everyone was in the same boat with these presentations so they totally understood.
What would be the perfect MLM for you to get suckered into?	Scientology
If u have a superpower what would it be?	Just timetravel
What do you do to make Moscato not fast like dog piss?	Get a slower dog
If you went to space, to what planet would you go? Would you go to a moon instead?	Uranus
What does your grocery cart say to other shoppers when your back is turned and it thinks you can't hear?	What kind of weed did you smoke OP
What normal and generally well-liked job would you never want to go into and why?	marketing. Don’t know if it’s well-liked, but it looks torturous to me.
What’s a politic statement that starts wildfires if mentioned anywhere else?	The "PaTrIoTs" from the insurrection are brainwashed members of a domestic terrorist cult...
What are your thoughts on all these billionaires going into space?	I think it's awesome they're going into space. It's their coming back that I have a problem with.
How did a teacher change your life?	Told me I better take up a trade, I was too dumb for college. Now a tradesman making three times his salary
Kids raised by African parents, what's the craziest memory that you have of your childhood?	Boiling Missionaries for Sunday dinner
Where do you keep your toothbrush? In a drawer, a cupboard, a case? Where's the cleanest place to store a toothbrush in-between uses?	On a container by the sink.
What is your most badass story?	I split an apple with my hands.
Which was better modern farm equipment or slaves?	...Farm equipment by the sheer virtue that the farm equipment isn't enslaved or sentient.
How drunk would a person realistically get while wading through alcohol (whisky, wine, beer, pick your poison), if the alcohol was above their waist and they were fully clothed?	I would make sure to get as drunk as possible
How much weight have you lost on your diet?	The summer after 9th grade, I lost 50 pounds. Walked miles every day, ate only serving size for each meal, and did a whole lot of sit-ups. Went from 220 to 170
To fast food and kitchen workers, what are some things that are done in the “back”(kitchen) that you wouldn’t want the consumer to know about?	Bumps of coke or opiates being snorted between where the baked potatoes and the side salads are made.
People who left Los Angeles and eventually California, what made you leave?	I dont live in California but its becoming one of the most exspensive states to live in. Many residence are moving to cheaper and better quality right wing states.
What do you do to make Moscato not taste so bad?	If you don't like it, drink something else. Or make sangria with it.
For those not close to their family, how do you cope?	Your question makes an assumption that it must be hard to cope not being close to them, when in many cases it is much easier.
What "Radical" film dramatically altered your perception of the World, or how you live your life?	V for Vendetta
What is one goal you want to accomplish by the end of the year?	Handle my anxiety enough I feel comfortable sleeping with my bf
How often do you cut or burn yourself while cooking?	Once every two or three weeks
What makes you say, "I'm too old for this shit"?	Getting out of bed.
What is it called when you attack someone by charging at them, catching them by the waist, and shoving them to the ground?	In wrestling it was called The Spear. In general it's a tackle.
What do you typically do to avoid dozing off when driving at night?	Actively sing along to a song or have my hand out of my window and flying it like a plane.
You get to pick any celebrity voice on planet earth to replace the voice in the head of your mortal enemy for the rest of their life: how do you make it short?	Gilbert Gottfried
how would you honestly rate your looks 1-10?	I look like Bigfoot who Rocks Hawaiian clothes
One of the perks of being in long-term relationship is that you get to know yourself a little better. What's the thing you found out about yourself due to being in a relationship?	That I didn’t need to be in a relationship 24/7 to make me happy
What is a red flag that you didn't see until after you broke up?	The commitment issues and the problematic anger issues.
In your opinion why do some republicans say that capitalism is communism?	Do you mean socialism is communism? Cause I don't think I've ever heard any republican claim that capitalism is communism.
All fifty states have to submit one boy and one girl from their population and have them fight in an arena Hunger Games style. What’s the state that’s the most likely to win?	Probably Alaska or Montana. California and Washington would probably be the first to lose
what is your worst masturbation story?	I masturbed with my index finger and thumb for almost a solid year. Than I discovered the grip. Changed my life.
What is your age and what is something you wish you could tell your younger self?	36. Start working at this company sooner. Retirement is so far away
Who do you imagine is the oldest commonly remembered person?	Keith Richards
non-Americans: When visiting the US, do you assume everyone has a hidden handgun on them? why or why not?	I carry everyday.
[Serious] With 2021 being the way it is now and how future years are projected to be, it's there any real reason for a person with no job, friends, lovers or even short term prospects to not"give up" on life?	You're measuring yourself against where someone else says you should be. Fuck that. Also, it sounds like you're defining yourself by your relationships. Been there (am there, tbh). Dig down and find what makes you tick and just enjoy what comes of it. Find you outside of everything else.
If we lived in a world of virtual reality, what would be the #1 thing to do?	Check if there is fall damage.
What’s the most memorable random act of kindness you’ve ever received/given out?	Was in a drive thru and the woman in front of me paid for my food. Also, at a gas station I go to a lot and the cashier bought me a lottery ticket for my birthday
What would happen if you told 9/11 jokes at a funeral, talked trash about the deceased, and vandalized the hearse?	A few days later, they might be burying you.
Time Machine exists and can be used, What time you travelling to and why?	I want to see the crucifixion of Jesus
What is the most annoying thing about you that annoys you?	My voice is really nerdy sounding for some reason

When is the last time any of you thoughr for yourselves?

When I noticed that you couldn’t spell

What is your "go-to" dish?

Breast Milk

You gain low-key superpowers in an ability you already excel at. How does your life change?

Look man, my dick can only get so long before it starts scaring people away.

What is your gravestone gonna say?

"Hey check this out!"

Why are you trusting the people that want to kill you?

I mean if I can't trust myself who else would I?

what if someone is completely undecided on their major , would community college still be worth attending ?

Just make sure your classes will transfer to where you think you will go afterwards.

If you had to punch your mom or dad as hard as you can would you do it for 1 million? And how fast will you strike after hearing the proposal?

if it means i get to se my dad in front of me, and get to beat him into the ground for money, as fast as light.

What's some dumb shit you have seen people buy?

Lottery tickets

What are your bait and switch job posting stories?

I got hired to be a night auditor at a hotel but my first day I found out it was a swingers hotel and they made me work the glory hole for the first 3 weeks.

What is one crazy experience you had with celebrities?

I have had a few, & like most people, they have crazy experiences w/people. They are pretty normal in truth, just more insecure & vain than you & me.

what are some hobbies that are easy and inexpensive to get into?

Findagrave ...go to local cemeteries and take photos of requested headstones. People on Ancestry and other sites love adding these to their trees

Who was your first love?

Some evil bitch who worked at subway

What’s the most savage insult you’ve ever seen or heard?

"You guys are why shampoo has instructions"

What is your personal definition to the meaning of life?

There is no meaning; so just do whatever you want that makes you happy until you die.

Other lgbt+ people, what are your top tips for dating?

Have personality traits besides being lgbt+. I cannot tell you how many times I've come across people that base their entire personality around their sexuality and nothing else. It's a big big red flag for me honestly.

People who got mustaches tattooed on their fingers, where are you now?

Gettin mustache rides all up in the pussay...

What do you have hidden in your bedroom that if someone finds it could ruin your life?

Pillow Glock, Nightstand Sig Sauer, Dresser Glock

What movie aged like milk for you?

American Beauty. Kevin Spacey is accused of having sex with a teenage boy. Just seems too real now.

Which character essentially ruined a television show in your opinion?

Phoebe from friends. I know people love her, but I thought she was so cringe.

If you could add add-ons or attachment to your penis, what you add?

Swiss army penis

What was the best comeback to an insult you have ever given or heard?

At work. A very overweight guy was arguing with another collage, at some point the overweight guy says “there is no space for both of us in this office, Im getting you fired” Answer was: “mate, theres no space for you alone”

What do you think about becoming a welders from ground zero? What are some pros and cons?

think i read somewhere that underwater welding makes a nice buck

You've successfully created a time machine, what would be the first place you'd go to?

Stop my parents from ever meeting

What is your personal life motto?

Hakuna matata

What pet peeve can make you really mad if that person does it repeatedly?

Shake their leg while you are eating

What do you wish people who have opposing political views from yourself wouldn't get wrong about your sides views?

Being in the "middle" doesn't mean I don't care It means I have views on both sides

What's the most useless thing you ever spent money on ?

Political science degree

What did you do after you've been backstabbed?

revenge

What sequel hasn’t happened, but needs to?

other classics need to get the type of sequel that Cobra Kai provided for Karate Kid Back to the Future would utilize this format very well. There are plenty of new and interesting things to say about what could happen when people travel to 2045

What is something you've thought about yourself but never told anyone you did?

I said some racist shit on an airplane when I was in 8th grade because I wanted attention. It was right before my psychosis but that's still no excuse and it's one of the things I am most ashamed about.

What tattoo do you regret getting?

None. Also, have none.

All the teenagers out there, how is your life?

Miserable but I still have some hope

What’s the most attractive thing men can do for women?

Do the rose petal path thing to lead her into the bedroom where u are doing the helicopter whilst wearing led lights on ur dong and spining it so fast that it creates a hologram saying "make me sandwich?"

In the series Loki, when the main Loki starts having feelings towards the female Loki, if they fell in love, would it be incest? They have the same parents but aren’t siblings but most likely have a similarity that shows they are related, either their magic or something in their dna. Is it incest?

My sister and I have been discussing this. We’re both thoroughly freaked by the whole thing.

People who sell or have sold MLM, are you aware how much of a pest salesman you are?

I feel like this is aimed at someone in op’s life specifically

What would happen if you unleash the beast within?

It would fart scratch itself and take a nap

What’s your favorite type of salt ?

Bath

If Ben 10 had a one night stand with you, which of his aliens would you have sex with and why?

#WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU JUST TYPED OUT AND POSTED?

What’s the creepiest thing you’ve ever seen?

My refection at night with a bathroom skylight under a full moon when my hairs big… thought I was a monster

You are forced to fight for your life. Your weopon is based on your user name. What is your weapon?

I’m opening my coat of miscellaneous items. I’ll be good.

Have you ever ran into or were confronted by someone you had completely ghosted? How did it go?

It’s called ghosting for a reason Boooo who dis?

If you could add an attachment or add on to your vagina what would you add?

A zipper because its funny in theory

You get the chance to live on a new planet, what comes to your mind to do before you leave Earth?

Go to the bathroom, I'm sure it'll be a long trip.... Edit: Thanks for the award kind stranger!

What is your realistic dream job?

Get paid to pick up rubbish on the highways and near rivers that i do in my free time anyway STOP LITTERING PLEASE do you really have to throw your bottle of coke out the window you have a bin at home

What song makes you immediately picture of a specific movie/television scene every time you hear it?

"Somebody once told me..."

What’s your favorite movie theory?

Darth Jar-Jar

You know how Sonic loses his rings when he's hit? If you were hit, what would you lose?

Blood

All fifty states have to submit one bit and one girl to fight in an arena Hinger Games style. What’s the state most likely to win?

The Hinger Games starring Jinnifir Lawrinse has been bought to you tonight by Stanley Drill Bits.

People who've fainted, what did you see while you were out?

Tile

What country is everyone from?

Texas

How true/false is this statement: “People that suck at empathy more than likely are self-centered”?

False. Y'all do not know what people have gone through.

Nearly everyone has thought out a Zombie Apocalypse survival plan before, but what about a climate crisis? When Global Warming escalates in your area, what’s your plan? Where would you go? What would you do?

Move to Alaska. Have lived there before and it is relatively colder and has extremely high mountains (the tallest in the US)

Without naming the item, how would you explain your last amazon purchase?

Big black thing that goes up my butt

Doctors, nurses etc. who have chronic health conditions of their own - how do you manage when you have to be on call or in a rush for many hours at a time? Or when someone has an emergency?

Put pills in my car, make sure to take them while Im at home, keep the pills in your pocket in your wallet. Make sure to keep water bottles everywhere in your car too, I dont care if your car is hot.

What are some YouTubers you watched when you were little that you know think are just cringe or boring?

Smosh

You wake up on the eve of your 12th birthday, back in the past, what would you do differently in life?

I make sure my parents get divorced back then, back when it was painfully obvious that they needed to, instead of waiting until I turned 21, when the damage their toxic relationship inflicted on me had already been done.

What is something that was popular in your time, but when you see them nowadays, you don't even remember what it is?

Heelies man... They were so stupid. God I miss em

What are the patch notes for Humanity 2.0?

Minor Update: Fixed bug where people would attack each other for no reason

Whats the biggest mess up you have done/seen during a school presentation?

During one of my group presentations actually, we had to talk the class through a science experiment that we did. The first slide was supposed to list the materials/apparatus that we used. Right under the title, the first bullet point was "Jay remember to put the fucking materials down". Suddenly I remembered that while we were rushing to get this presentation together the night before, we had left the first few slides "till the end" cause they were the least complicated. The night ended with one guy falling asleep on the call. I couldn't even look at the teacher and the entire class was laughing. Frankly, it was hilarious but terrifying to know that our mark probably just died. The next slide was the 'methodology" or the steps that we needed to take to get our results. The only thing written was "put the shit in the thing". Thankfully, the rest of the presentation was complete, and the teacher had a good laugh too. i think everyone was in the same boat with these presentations so they totally understood.

What would be the perfect MLM for you to get suckered into?

Scientology

If u have a superpower what would it be?

Just timetravel

What do you do to make Moscato not fast like dog piss?

Get a slower dog

If you went to space, to what planet would you go? Would you go to a moon instead?

Uranus

What does your grocery cart say to other shoppers when your back is turned and it thinks you can't hear?

What kind of weed did you smoke OP

What normal and generally well-liked job would you never want to go into and why?

marketing. Don’t know if it’s well-liked, but it looks torturous to me.

What’s a politic statement that starts wildfires if mentioned anywhere else?

The "PaTrIoTs" from the insurrection are brainwashed members of a domestic terrorist cult...

What are your thoughts on all these billionaires going into space?

I think it's awesome they're going into space. It's their coming back that I have a problem with.

How did a teacher change your life?

Told me I better take up a trade, I was too dumb for college. Now a tradesman making three times his salary

Kids raised by African parents, what's the craziest memory that you have of your childhood?

Boiling Missionaries for Sunday dinner

Where do you keep your toothbrush? In a drawer, a cupboard, a case? Where's the cleanest place to store a toothbrush in-between uses?

On a container by the sink.

What is your most badass story?

I split an apple with my hands.

Which was better modern farm equipment or slaves?

...Farm equipment by the sheer virtue that the farm equipment isn't enslaved or sentient.

How drunk would a person realistically get while wading through alcohol (whisky, wine, beer, pick your poison), if the alcohol was above their waist and they were fully clothed?

I would make sure to get as drunk as possible

How much weight have you lost on your diet?

The summer after 9th grade, I lost 50 pounds. Walked miles every day, ate only serving size for each meal, and did a whole lot of sit-ups. Went from 220 to 170

To fast food and kitchen workers, what are some things that are done in the “back”(kitchen) that you wouldn’t want the consumer to know about?

Bumps of coke or opiates being snorted between where the baked potatoes and the side salads are made.

People who left Los Angeles and eventually California, what made you leave?

I dont live in California but its becoming one of the most exspensive states to live in. Many residence are moving to cheaper and better quality right wing states.

What do you do to make Moscato not taste so bad?

If you don't like it, drink something else. Or make sangria with it.

For those not close to their family, how do you cope?

Your question makes an assumption that it must be hard to cope not being close to them, when in many cases it is much easier.

What "Radical" film dramatically altered your perception of the World, or how you live your life?

V for Vendetta

What is one goal you want to accomplish by the end of the year?

Handle my anxiety enough I feel comfortable sleeping with my bf

How often do you cut or burn yourself while cooking?

Once every two or three weeks

What makes you say, "I'm too old for this shit"?

Getting out of bed.

What is it called when you attack someone by charging at them, catching them by the waist, and shoving them to the ground?

In wrestling it was called The Spear. In general it's a tackle.

What do you typically do to avoid dozing off when driving at night?

Actively sing along to a song or have my hand out of my window and flying it like a plane.

You get to pick any celebrity voice on planet earth to replace the voice in the head of your mortal enemy for the rest of their life: how do you make it short?

Gilbert Gottfried

how would you honestly rate your looks 1-10?

I look like Bigfoot who Rocks Hawaiian clothes

One of the perks of being in long-term relationship is that you get to know yourself a little better. What's the thing you found out about yourself due to being in a relationship?

That I didn’t need to be in a relationship 24/7 to make me happy

What is a red flag that you didn't see until after you broke up?

The commitment issues and the problematic anger issues.

In your opinion why do some republicans say that capitalism is communism?

Do you mean socialism is communism? Cause I don't think I've ever heard any republican claim that capitalism is communism.

All fifty states have to submit one boy and one girl from their population and have them fight in an arena Hunger Games style. What’s the state that’s the most likely to win?

Probably Alaska or Montana. California and Washington would probably be the first to lose

what is your worst masturbation story?

I masturbed with my index finger and thumb for almost a solid year. Than I discovered the grip. Changed my life.

What is your age and what is something you wish you could tell your younger self?

36. Start working at this company sooner. Retirement is so far away

Who do you imagine is the oldest commonly remembered person?

Keith Richards

non-Americans: When visiting the US, do you assume everyone has a hidden handgun on them? why or why not?

I carry everyday.

[Serious] With 2021 being the way it is now and how future years are projected to be, it's there any real reason for a person with no job, friends, lovers or even short term prospects to not"give up" on life?

You're measuring yourself against where someone else says you should be. Fuck that. Also, it sounds like you're defining yourself by your relationships. Been there (am there, tbh). Dig down and find what makes you tick and just enjoy what comes of it. Find you outside of everything else.

If we lived in a world of virtual reality, what would be the #1 thing to do?

Check if there is fall damage.

What’s the most memorable random act of kindness you’ve ever received/given out?

Was in a drive thru and the woman in front of me paid for my food. Also, at a gas station I go to a lot and the cashier bought me a lottery ticket for my birthday

What would happen if you told 9/11 jokes at a funeral, talked trash about the deceased, and vandalized the hearse?

A few days later, they might be burying you.

Time Machine exists and can be used, What time you travelling to and why?

I want to see the crucifixion of Jesus

What is the most annoying thing about you that annoys you?

My voice is really nerdy sounding for some reason