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What is your definition of the meaning of life compared to what it used to be?
The meaning of life is to give life meaning
What was that moment in your life where luck played a huge part exceeding your expectations?
I was driving ubers, not doing so well financially. Chatted with one customer, she offered to recommend me to the company she worked for. I applied, was hired. Was promoted multiple times in my first year. Was making 6 digits. Bought a cottage, airbnbd it but it had this steep hill that people couldn't deal with so the reviews weren't great and people stopped booking. I renovated it to flip it but luck had it that housing prices boomed and I sold it for twice what I bought it for. So two strokes of absolute luck. Picking up that passenger and the housing market exploding when I did.
What’s something you wish you knew on your first day of work at your first job?
Pants are definitely a requirement
What’s been the biggest letdown of your life thus far?
Myself
How would you fire someone without actually saying the words fired, dismissed or terminated?
"You've been promoted to customer!"
What is something you've read/watched that made you lose brain cells?
Love island
What happens if you don’t neuter your cat?
Simple, they make more cats.
Which city is undeservedly overrated? And Why?
new york
People who are still holding Dogecoin, why?
Is retard strength diamond hands still a thing?
What 2 celebrities and/or historical figures would make a hilarious pairing?
Abraham Lincoln and Danny DeVito
What’s something you will never forget?
Last year I met a group of friends in a Minecraft server. We spent the whole year playing together and with one of them we got to do several voice calls. It was my first time talking to a native speaker. They really were the friends I've ever wanted. Even though I had to stay awake till 6 am to play with them due to timezones. I quit minecraft because of college but sometimes I just log in to talk to them. Those were good times despite of quarantine...
How do you not start drinking at 4pm during lockdown?
i drink when i want because im an adult
People who give advice without being asked…why?
I’ve been a teacher and/or a manager in some capacity my whole life, and now I’m a parent. Teaching/learning has become a part of my social DNA. Seems mostly appreciated except from “Actually...”-types.
Hypothetically, how can one gain remote access to someone's phone or computer without installing an app?
You can’t. You need to get them to download a program. That’s why it’s always the technology illiterate that get scammed
[Serious] What is more difficult to endure, chronic physical pain or emotional pain ?
Severe chronic pain would eventually lead to emotional pain. Severe emotional pain for a long time would eventually lead to having some physical health issues. Both are in a weird way complementary to each other so both are bad
What can be said during sex and during someone’s birthday party?
I’m so glad you came
Former school bullies - why did you bully, and what would have made you stop?
hate to be cliché but i bullied out of insecurity. i, like most kids, was a dick in elementary/middle school. i was considered a “popular” kid and i definitely used that status if you will to put others down. it honestly took some self reflection and therapy to fix my ways. once i took time to acknowledge what was making me so insecure, i was able to work on bettering myself and my relationships with others. nobody is perfect, but a lot of times the problems are internal, but dealt with externally in the wrong ways. a lot of it too was hormones, boredom, competition, stress, etc, too. school is a breeding ground for that sort of shit edit: understanding the assignment if you will the best way to deter bullying imo would be to offer help. people act out due to stress and insecurity all the time, especially if it’s in an environment that won’t support their needs. examples might be a popular friend group who don’t share their feelings, an unsupportive family, societal or social constraints, self image issues, etc. more likely than not, a bully can be stopped by compassion, help, and support. some can’t though, they’re just dicks. tl;dr be kind to people, you never know who needs it most
If you were inserted into a movie, how would you ruin/assist an epic movie moment?
I could provide mid-level medical care, i guess. At least give those poor bystanders some CPR after the hero completely destroys their city lol
What did a new love interest do to make you feel little?
I was in nursing school dating a med student who just got matched to a residency program. He looks at me and says, "Why the hell am I dating YOU if I'm all the way up here (points to the ceiling) and youre way down here (points to the floor). ​ I felt more than little. I felt no value/worth in myself. Asshole
If we successfully prove Covid-19 is created by China with solid proofs, will the world be able to punish, or at least do anything to China for the chaos they have done to the world? Or China would say: "Yeah, that's us who created the virus! So what? What you're gonna do to us? You ain't shit!" ?
Every government is involved in virus research, accidents happen, they definitely weren't trying to infect their own population first so even if China was 100% proven to have manufactured this they can still claim benign intent. But nobody is gonna risk nuclear war so at best we'd see some sanctions. They're involved in a genocide at the moment and the world doesn't care, what makes you think this would be different?
How are you guys doing?
sad
What are fun activities to do in London?
Leave
What did you try for the first time recently, and hate?
Kombucha - grossest drink ever
When was the phrase “don’t stick your dick in crazy” all to real ?
Ask John Bobbitt….there’s many versions of the story but he’ll give you the best cut.
What motivates you to keep going?
Stoping is boring.
If you could irl fight a character in mario kart whomst would you choose ?
yoshi, provided he doesn’t eat me first
What is the most absurd law in your country ?
If someone breaks into your house and you kill him by accident in self-defense, you're going to prison
What are the ways to be more effective when first meeting someone? Making a good lasting impression?
Be confident. People will notice that
what’s one societal norm you wish you could change?
Make it normal to citizens arrest policegang members again.
What can we do to make people take climate change seriously?
Behead billionaires and CEOs who know climate change is best for the bottom line
What would you do if an 18-20 year old was dating much older people? Since people are being very mean to me in the comments in my previous posts. how about you put yourself in my shoes. What would you do if you knew an 18-20 year old dating people in their 20's and 30's? what would YOU do?
Stop
What if our parents never met and married different people? would we have been our dad's child or our mom's child?
you wouldnt exist. At all. You wouldnt be anyones child. The babies produced from the other elationships would have DNA similar to yours, but you, your looks, your consciousness, would not exist.
What is something you hate about yourself besides the usual, " my face because it's ugly" answers?
I’ll sit for hours doing things that aren’t productive while thinking I should/could be doing something productive
What would you do if an 18-20 year old was dating much older people?
Stop
What do you think about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition having a trans person on the cover?
Awesome, mostly because it's a popular magazine by the type of people who tend to be transphobic
National park employees, what’re the dumbest things tourists have asked you/complained about?
Dumbest due to frequency. “The roads closed” “Yeah, too much ice. Too dangerous” “But we came *ALL THE WAY* here from some place.” “Have you seen X Y Z?” “Uh huh uh huh, thanks anyway”
What was your first car?
Hotwheels
What is your all-time favorite quote?
Comparison is the thief of joy Teddy Roosevelt
What if our parents never met and married different people? would we have been our dad's child or our mom's child?
I'm adopted. So that's pretty much what happened
What's a common saying where you're from that might not make sense to others?
Let's go for timmies.
What’s something you’ve done at somebody else’s house when they weren’t present?
Had sex with my GF at her mom's condo in her mom's bed.
What is a question you can ask someone and their answer will most likely be a lie?
How do I look
You are given 30 minutes to take anything you want from one store of your choice to prepare for a "The Walking Dead" style zombie apocalypse. Which store do you choose to maximize your chance of survival?
Walmart has everything you'd need from food to weapons.
What is the best series you have ever seen?
Avatar the last Airbender.
What is the most complicated answer you can give to ridiculously easy questions?
Do what every politician does. First complement the interviewer on the great question, proceed by asking yourself a different question and answer your own question.
How do you save a YouTube video as a file?
Using VLC player
What's the best, most creative book title you've heard?
It’s pretty simple, but I’ve always found “*Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?*” to be a compelling title. Blade Runner is a much snappier title so I get why the movie went with that instead.
What’s the worst customer service experience you’ve ever had?
Got ejected from an eaterie when we complained that our baked potatoes were too hard in the middle.
Have you met a person that has below average IQ or something below 100? What was he like?
That’s half the population
You stumble across a lamp and rub it. A Genie appears and says that he will grant 3 wishes. What are your 3 wishes?
infinite wishes
Your challenge: you have to pick an Olympic sport and train for one full year with the goal of not coming last in the competition. What sport do you choose and what is your training strategy?
One of th cycling events probably, just ride sedately around the course, there's always at least one person who crashes out and DNFs
What wurd do yuo arlways spel rong?
Neccesary
Which video game\movie portrays your country really well?
Pandemic is doing a really good job.
What was the most beautiful view you have seen?
Zion National park was actually quite stunning, I'm not usually one who dwells much on scenery but that place was pretty cool.
What do billioners need so much money for?
they don't
If there was a Hunger games type event held with every known serial killer in history participating who do you think would ultimately win?
That’s an interesting question because most of these killers lured their victims places I think so having a bunch of people with the same mindset….wonder if they’d leave the cornucopia at all or if everyone would do so at once. And they were arguably rather smart especially to evade the different organizations looking for them too. Sorry I don’t have a definite answer but this was intriguing. Also counting in that some serial killers aren’t brought to light because they wanted the publicity.
What do you think about DeAndre Ayton?
Never hearda’ her
How did you handle the embarrassment of having your private video leaked to the whole world?
What embarrassment? I'm not a public figure or politician, nor do I work in a field where it could potentially affect my job, so I literally gave zero fucks. Like, I'm not going to propagate the video, but I also have zero interest in who else shares it, lol.
What do you think about death grips?
noided
Why are you against it?
I don’t trust it.
What is something that always without fail, helps you move on from a relationship?
Ghosting/ blocking them on all social media. Never texting them, don’t have a friendly relationship with them. Cut all contacts
(TW) Why are you afraid of having a relationship?
Being vulnerable. You eventually get used too/numb to the pain of being alone and it’s a comfort zone. Putting yourself back out means you can be hurt in new ways, with that pain being fresh and worse each time
What is the worst TV show you have ever seen?
Teila Tequilas search for love or duck dynasty
If you could redo your life, how would you have done it differently?
Dang’ ol’ no regrets man
If you were a dictator what would be something you would make go away forever in your country?
Soulja boy and Biber automatically are exiled. Don’t care where you go but you won’t be staying here.
If you showed pegging to Sigmund Freud, would you reinforce his belief that some women had "penis envy"?
Sigmund Freud probably liked people shoving vegetables up his ass while he called them mommy.
What was the most memorable near death experience you had in your life?
I was in a car accident. A road trip with friends, and at a gas station I kick my friend out of the front passenger seat so I can ride up front for the remainder of the trip. It just so happens that the backseat I was in had a broken seat belt. The driver rolled the car and our friend, who was now in the back, got ejected out of the sun roof, but not before the SUV rolled over with him halfway out. When the car stopped rolling, I noticed he was missing, saw him out the window, climbed out of the car to him, and realized he was dead.
What are some tips to conquer the world ?
Be like Hitler but less cocky
Every year and you are all well and healthy. How is the eid going ?
What?
What was your “oh shit” moment while having sex?
During unplanned anal
In which country you wish you were born instead?
Japan
If you had the chance to change a single moment in history, what would you do and why?
I would have my dad take my mom to a different hospital for surgery. She died of doctor negligence.
What's scarier in the dark than in the daytime?
People
People who have had a ginger root in their anus, how was that?
I haven’t had ginger root, but I’ve had a ginger’s tongue. It was pretty nice
What is your best memory with your parents?
Going to my dad’s shows as a kid. He was in a band and I remember being toddler age running around on stage during his sound checks before anyone was there. I used to think it was so fucking cool.
You suddenly die and you have now have the ability to meet any dead celebrity, who are you meeting?
Chester Bennington
What’s something someone said to you that you can’t let go?
Breathe manually
Which country would your family want to permanently move to if you have two young kids?
New Zealand, Australia,Canada
What’s one time you got into a fight and what caused it?
My sister took my socks.
What terrified you as a kid?
Nuclear war
When the aliens finally abduct you, what's the one thing you'll miss the most?
The TV sensation Kitchen Nightmares
What time period do you wish you lived in?
The future.
What is the most offensive South Park episode?
None of it. If you find it offensive then you are simply missing sense of humor.
If you could revert back to a particular age in your life, what age would you choose?
3 days ago. My kids and I had an awesome 3 days & it’d be fun to have a do-again.
This is for the men. What are the few things you think of that either makes you wanna cry or straight up just makes you cry?
Somewhere, out there right now, a doggo is lost in the cold away from its owner. Crying to itself as it succumbs to the elements. ... ... ... ;_;
What's the amount of comments in a single thread that will make you think it's pointless to make a comment by now?
That number doesn't exist when you're a true shit poster
What unexplainable thing happened to you that you were later able to explain?
When i contacted lymes disease i had a very high fever for a few days, and was delirious. I thought a ghost was haunting me but later i realised that it was just auditory hallucinations from the illnesses (try explaining that to a 12 treat old though lol nope was definitely something supernatural at the time).
Which celebrity do you think is the nicest, most genuine human being?
Keanu Reeves, Denzel Washington, Lana del rey(seems down to earth and takes a lot of time with fans).
Which fictional characters would be a terrible neighbors to live with?
Rick and Morty but as long as I don't die I could get used to it.
What words do you always spell wrong?
Wrong.
What lesson or value instilled into you growing up really served you later in life?
Give mare than you take. Always. Be it food, love, attention, gifts, work, everything.
What's the worst thing to shove up your ass?
A jar
A superpower is forced upon you, but it has a severe drawback, like; “You can breath underwater, but you never know for how long.” What’s your power?
You can go back in time, but you turn Black.
what are your thoughts on Inner earth civilizations theories?
They are too often Linked to fascists/antisemitists to be funny
How do you ask friends/crewmates to get back to work?
Ay help me out real quick
If one person from history came back to life, who would be the most surprised?
the person that came back
What is the most important photos,videos or data for you that are inside your phone or laptop? And why it was important for you?
My dog... he’s 4 years old and glued to my hip almost constantly lol. Gonna suck when he dies though
Why so much hate/racism in southern USA?
Media smokescreen. Go to any college football game in the SEC. You’ll see all the players standing for the anthem and all the fans cheering them on during the game. Many people of color are hero’s in the south. Bo Jackson, Hershall Walker, Cam Newton….to even non athletes Like the late Congressman/civil rights activist John Lewis(who the whole state of GA is honoring). Does racism exist in the south? Especially in teenie tiny towns. Sure. But is it a vast wasteland of the kkk…..no not even in the slightest.
Which actor/actress is your favourite?
Riley Reid
Which movie is your favourite?
Unforgiven