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What childhood ambition that you failed as an adult hurts the most and have you gave up on it yet?
It was my dream to play the cello and eventually be in an orchestra, I was very poor as a child though and couldn’t afford rentals either. I don’t ever plan on learning the cello as I’m 25 and it’s too late to have that kind of career, I did buy a 5 string bass guitar a week ago and I’ve been enjoying it. I’ve also tried a couple other instruments in the past couple years since I’m financially independent.
Sex workers and only fans owners, how do you feel knowing people masturbate to your content? Ignoring the money involved - do you enjoy it?
Two types of people in this world. Those who know they're being jerked off to, and those that don't. Both get jerked off to, one gets paid for it.
5 second rule: What foods would you actually still eat after it’s touched the ground?
Tide pods
What are your thoughts on the nba finals?
Finally 2 organically developed teams going head to head
How have standards of beauty changed in your lifetime?
We went from pretty to thicc and i cant find the go back button.
Which marvel character would be the best in bed?
Oh look, another hornyposting attempt at karma Edit: Also, love that I offended this homophobic lil bitch (looked at his profile lol)
Where is your favourite outdoor place to sit for a while?
My front porch
What's your stance on judgement day? Do you also believe that the world is slowly approaching it's end?
Judgment from who?
How would your country change if children were allowed to vote?
Bedtimes would be abolished.
What experiments would you like to run if time and money weren’t an issue?
The Stanford prison experiment. I want to see if the results vary depending on different age groups and ethnic backgrounds. Sadly it won’t happen because of ethics
What valuable lessons should we learn from history?
Hubris and denial cause downfall
How has photography changed the world?
Everyone you know has a camera on them constantly
Non-American’s, what’s the most “American” thing you’ve ever done?
Wanted to speak to the manager
How do you wish your country would change?
Yes I would like that to have some parties which aren’t corrupt or change their mind every 2 sec according to either the lobbyists or the public opinion.
What completely baseless conspiracy would you like to start?
Birds are government drones designed to spy on us
What is the best piece of financial advise you have ever recived?
Land will get more expensive but your shit car won't.
How would you tweak the Olympics to make them even more enjoyable?
All drugs are allowed.
How did the most pivotal moments of your childhood change you?
Being locked in a room, alone, hungry, nothing to do. Being beaten for simple mistakes, parents fighting, breaking glass, screaming. Now I despise humans, no desire to be in a relationship. I’m extremely manipulative, never can be myself, apathy is all I know. I want to cry but I can’t.
What social situations do you dread?
The social ones
How has coffee shaped the course of human history?
It extended the work day. Made us cracked out and more productive. Coffee breaks aren’t some nice thing your employer gives you. It’s a way for them to get more out of you. Overall it has probably been a great thing for the advancement of humanity
What does the media do well, and what do they do poorly in their service to the public?
Hysteria. Deliver the truth.
What happened in the funniest YouTube video you’ve seen?
The skit where Rick and Morty voice actors voice a real court transcript. Its ridiculous.
Gun violence is becoming rampant through Philadelphia. What can be done to improve the city?
is becoming?
Who’s Candice and Joe? And whats ligma?
Idk who is it
What is happening nowadays all the time, but 20 years ago it would have been shocking?
Using dating apps to hook up. Used to taboo to even discuss online dating.
What's the longest you have been delayed at an airport,and why?
I had to spend a night in SF airport because flight got delayed and I missed my connection because of that.
Which industry/business can completely shut down and would not have any major negative impact on the world economy?
Florists
What questions can you ask to learn the most about a person?
Ask them to tell you any story they know, you can learn a lot about people by the stories they choose to tell.
How can you in theory cut your dick off and not belead to death?
...what are you planning?!
What stories/images must be in future history books?
Covid pandemic will be in history books. What picture? I am not sure. It depends on the country I think.
What would your utopia look like?
a world where communism works
Would you ever disown a family member because of their politics? Why or why not?
If they kept pushing it on me, I had to have no problem with this
How would you prepare for a zombie apocalypse?
If you have limited time, Water, beef jerky, shotguns and lots of ammo.
How should governments fix widening income gaps in countries that have them?
Taxes. Also, adopt bottom-up policy instead of top-down.
Which song are you currently playing on repeat?
[This one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujBt7TLrJAE) Just a catchy little instrumental.
What’s an example that shows just how lazy you are?
The amount of comments you will get on this post
How would society change if we discovered that ghosts actually exist?
The ghostbusters might actually exist
What is your favorite memory related to a holiday?
My mother cooking a native dish when we where vacationing in Japan two years ago.
What would your ideal partner be like?
6'6" thicc German MILF redhead who earns £1,000,000 per year and is constantly showering me with praise and wanting to be next to me.
What’s the weirdest internet rabbit hole you’ve been down?
Looking up ‘dreaming’ in Wikipedia, it’s insanely interesting and way weirder than you’d imagine.
What are the conditions for something to be considered alive?
breathing and eye movement rapidly.
How does a car engine work?
Suck squeeze bang blow
In what ways do you think the current generation is different from your generation?
They grew up with the internet but I didn't. We just are into different things.
Given unlimited resources, how would you go about making the world a better place?
By eliminating all humans Eren Yeagar style
People who started at low income jobs and step up, how did you manage to do that?
I worked at walmart for 5 years. Only missed 7-8 days in that 5 years. Kept a strong work ethic. Took supervisor positions for the experience. And made sure I had good references from members of management when I left. I'm now 23 and after bonuses and overtime for the year I'll be close to $80k
What would be in a playground made for adults?
A giant flying fox. Anyone who says they've grown out of the enjoyment of flying foxes is lying.
What would be the most significant advantages and disadvantages of humans colonizing a different planet?
+more living space to enjoy -lotta suffering before the world is ready
If you had $200,000 to spend on a party, how would you spend the money?
Spend $100.
What are the best tips for applying for a job?
Don't tell them that your homeless, cus I promise they won't hire you
Is there a site/app that lists trigger warnings for TV shows by episode?
Try this https://www.doesthedogdie.com/ it’s fairly good/useful
If you had enough money to never work, what your typical day look like?
Get up, walk the dog. Go to gym, shower, have a cup of tea, spend the morning working on hobby projects. Meet friends for lunch (I buy obviously). Some kind of volunteer work in the afternoons. Make dinner for my family. Walk the dog again. Do the bed time routine with my kid. Spend the evening with my husband.
How could humanity go about colonizing other planets?
Starship
What do you think TV shows in 30 years will be like?
A sitcom with a nutty neighbor
What is the funniest thing that happened while having sex?
I blinked and missed it. lol
What makes you who you are?
I have no sense of identity
What do women find unattractive in a men?
Being needy, being desperate, having no confidence
How would you handle integrating someone who had been frozen for 100 years into society?
Well I'd make sure that wherever they were staying had a big enough freezer
Why do you think that humans find other animals’ babies cute?
Cuz ours look fuckin ugly dude These crotch goblins look like mf alien
How did your country’s most significant historical moments change the fabric of society?
I'm British. Need I say more?
In what ways do you sabotage yourself?
Not giving myself credit where it’s due. I set myself high standards, and even if I achieve them I always think I did bad because I can always do better. So I feel stressed because of that and end up not working as hard as I could
What do you think sparked the idea in the first carnivorous/omnivorous species that they could eat other species for sustenance?
"Man I'm hungry"
What is the best roast you have ever heard?
I once said to a kid on the bus "You look like your IQ starts with a decimal point." Edit: Spelling
What does women find attractive in a men?
I hear poor grammar is really hot.
What song that seemed cool at the time but aged poorly?
Blurred lines was catchy but so so wrong
How do you stay up at night for an all nighter?
Sleep earlier in the day or just don’t lay down in the night time for the all nighter because that’s when you start to want to fall asleep cause your body thinks you’re in bed.
What is the quickest way to lose weight?
Start chopping bits off. A leg is quite heavy, i'd say.
What's something that happened to you but nobody believed it?
I saw this big ass bird and another big ass bird fighting outside my house, and I couldn't get anyone else to see it.
If you woke up in the year 3000, what would be your first Google search?
Password reset to my retirement accounts. 1000 years of compound interest does wonders.
People who work in casinos, what's the craziest thing you've seen?
Don't work there but I used to pick people up as a cabbie in Chicago. I befriended a regular...he would always tip me 300$. Not more not less. His ride was always from different places, I'd pick him up from the airports, random bars, random strip clubs, and expensive hotels. He hit me up twice a month strictly to go to the casino and bring him back to a different location than the one I picked him up from once he was done. He would go in to the casino come back in literally 15 minutes. Every time he came back in he made a phone call. From his flip phone. He would make a call to someone and say it's clean. I'm assuming it was some money laundering scheme.
Best place to have sex? Why?
Milton Keynes, because contraflow roundabouts are a powerful aphrodisiac.
What was the first thing that you saw on the internet and it completely destroyed your innocence?
2 Girls One Cup
What can be done about gun violence in Philadelphia?
Move to Chicago or Detroit for a bit and then when you move back, you appreciate the fact that shit could be worse. edit: added Detroit because it's important to have choices
What’s the most epic way you have seen someone quite or get fired ?
I saw a guy do a 360 then throw a cheeseburger at the bosses face and run out
What is the stock market and how does it work?
People buy fractions of a company in hope that company will be profitable and therefor each small fraction of ownership will represent more monetary value.
Bisexual parents have you ever told your children about your sexuality? If so, when?
My husband is bisexual, and no, our child doesn’t know that he is. There’s not much of a reason to tell the kid, it really doesn’t matter. I should also add that me and my husband are both men. Not sure if this was the type of answer you were looking for.
What is something that will always be in fashion no matter how much time passes?
Cleavage
What to do to calm anxiety?
Deep breathing exercises help a lot whenever you feel anxious about something. It helps you focus and is generally just a good method.
What is your opinion on the future of AI in music and in particular on some companies, like Google magenta, AIVA, Amper and OpenAI?
I don't care all good music f****** died in 2013
What is the fastest way to get taller?
Get in a space ship and travel close to the speed of light, make sure while at this velocity you have you head towards the front of the ship. The relativistic effects will stretch the ship and your body in the direction of travel relative to the rest of the universe. Depending on how long you accelerate for you could end up being taller than the earth.
What is your favourite smell?
Rain or vanilla and coconut.
How do you convey to animals that they're being a jerk and they should stop?
Depends on the animal With a dog, I’ll turn my back to them and cross my arms and/or give them a time-out (I follow the training methods of Victoria Stilwell) With horses, I make a loud noise (e.g. Clapping or snapping fingers, ect.) and put my arms up to make them back up and move away from me Research shows that horses are very sensitive to our tone so talking in an angry tone is also something I do
What piece of art/media do you love the most, that nobody you know has ever heard of?
For me it'd be the 2004 album, "Temple of Shadows" by the Brazilian band Angra.
What do u look for in a relationship?
They exist.
What is the best achievable alternative for a Liberal and Democratic society?
Why on earth would you want less liberty or democracy?
Have you ever been a victim of violence? If so, what happened?
When I was little (like, four or five?) I had a really violent babysitter in every sense of the word. Only to me, though. She ignored my brothers.
what’s your favorite and least favorite trait about yourself?
I'll do whatever it takes to make sure others are ok, I care for others too much sometimes, but I'm rubbish at taking care of myself and really neglect myself.
What is the quickest way to become fat?
Date me.
What is a "joke" song (not necessarily a meme, just a song thats comedic) that unironically is also a bop?
Gangnam style... I can't imagine them going into the studio and saying yo I think this gonna make us famous
Someone makes a Tinder but for friends. What would your bio be?
Autistic Asian Pilot who loves guns and anime. I’m the worst of all worlds.
What is the food that u though were healthy but are not?
Those Aloe vera drinks with the floaty bits
What would you do if everyone in your country died, except for you?
I dunno, probably find the nearest woman and see if she wants to get busy living
What's your sweetest moment of the day?
When I kiss my wife hello after a long day.
What song can you not get enough of right now?
The Killers - My Own Soul's Warning
When was the last time you played THE GAME?
Well I've just lost
What song/melody first opened up to the world of music?
Feel good by Gorillaz
What form of potato would you like to be and why - french fries, mashed potato, chips/crisps, vodka?
Wild potato
To anyone who ever had a hickey, what did it fill like in the process of getting it, and how long did it take to go away?
It felt awkward because she was just a friend and we were drunk in the backseat of my truck. Took about 3 days to go away.
What are some things you need to unlearn as you grow older?
Expecting other people to take care of you
What is something that has happened to you that people likely wouldn’t believe?
I was in an orphanage, and for some reason people need a minute to see if I’m joking
If you could immediately move to any other country while maintaining your current standard of living would you move? And if so, where to?
Japan cause im a weeb or austria cause it’s fun to ski