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Nightshift workers, what’s the oddest thing you’ve seen working late at night?	Worked at WalMart. Literally saw some dude dressed as Adam West Bat Man come in and do his shopping with a completely straight face. Even talked like Adam West, it was so hard to check the dude out, because I couldn’t stop laughing. He maintained the act FLAWLESSLY and it was amazing. If you’re out there, Adam West Batman dude of Sheboygan Wisconsin, I love you!
What are the top 3 songs that you liked?	We intertwined - Hush Sound Anxiety - TAT Spiritual Alignment - Sunwell
What was your “nobody has ever done this before” moment?	Had a boner in zero gravity. Had boner before being weightless. Thought I might be the first. Or at least the most erect. Maybe someone has. The astronauts will never talk.
What's for breakfast on this fine Wednesday?	The blood of innocents and a peppermint
What’s your favourite “I came home and the dog had…” story?	The dog had part of a rope toy sticking out of her butt , because her dumb ass decided to eat one of her toys So I did what I needed to do ....laugh , then help her out
Who would you assassinate for anything you can think of? Donald Trump or King Jong-un?	Lmao Kim Jong-Un has pronounced himself King now? At least he's being honest.
What is the most disappointing follow up album that came after a really great album?	Load, after the black album - Metallica.... anything after the black album honestly.
What should you do to get a girlfriend?	Pray
What’s your opinion on jazz music?	It’s pretty jazzy
What are you thinking about right now?	My right knee is hairier than my left knee
What is your guilty pleasure?	Chocolates
What do you do in the evening, before going to bed, other than watching tv/films?	Sounds boring but I play sudoku. It kinda helps me calm down and get sleepy, even if I don't really want to go to sleep but have to.
People, who think that studying is not for them, why?	because I'm not in school
What’s a song you have listened to multiple times in a row?	Althea covered by Joe Russo's Almost Dead from the 12/27/13 Port Chester album. The keyboard solo is fire.
What job do you envy?	Twitch thot
What thing has regressed in the past 100 years?	Manners and consideration for your fellow people.
What's your earliest memory?	The memory i remember when i was child was i remember wanting to jump of the van we were using cuz my parents argued over me i was idk 10 or 12 at that time and i went to a noodle store cuz i wanted to see how they cook the noodles and my mom went to pick me up panicked cuz i left her then they argued inside the van then thats the memory
What are your views on companies investing billions in space tourism despite the fact that the world is still dealing with a pandemic?	They earned their money, they can do what they want with it
What DLC are you waiting for in this game we call life?	realistic sex robots
What’s the longest you’ve been on hold and why were you needing to contact the person/organisation/company?	Four hours, to contact Delta. Being fair though, they did say it would be a four hour hold time. So I was prepared and just set my phone on speaker, and went about my day.
What is something your partner has said in their sleep?	"oh who's that??" And started waving to the corner of the room... Scary shit haha
What piece of information would you not want to learn even if you could easily do so?	When I die, it might be later than I’m hoping for
What’s the best way to text your boss to tell him you’re sick and won’t be coming in?	"I'm sick and I won't be coming in."
What generational attitude shift do you predict today's kids will be unprepared for in thirty years' time?	30 years from now, the consequences of a whole generation who grew up on social media will come crashing down. I really hope I'm not still alive then.
If someone says something nice to you, what will you reply to him/her that he/she won't think you're bragging about it?	A simple thank you does the trick.
No offense,but why do 12 year olds from the US act and sound like they’re 3?	because most of them are treated like they're 3
What is your worst housemate story?	My housemate got really high/drunk and started yelling at me for no reason. He then threw a bottle at me that smashed next to my head. I blocked my face with my arm, but I have a pretty bad scar on my hand from the broken glass. His reasoning was “I was looking at him judgementally while he was yelling at me” I moved out pretty quickly after that.
What's the weirdest nonsensical way you know it's been a while since you've banged?	virginity
What is something you own that you don't want guests to see?	My nudes
What was the absolute WORST birthday party you have ever attended in your life?	I asked a girl to go out to a bar/concert with me for my birthday. I went to pick her up and she had invited another guy to go out with.
What's inside your closet?	A late night monster
What secret conspiracy would you like to start?	that there exists a video (only on VHS, has never been digitized and hit the internet) from 1984 of Melania Trump having sex with OJ Simpson. It's just believable enough to catch on while also being potentially explosive
What’s invisible but you wish people could see?	Mental illnesses, people assume that they're not there or not as serious as physical illnesses and disabilities because they can't see them.
When somebody says he jerked off in a public or other weird place does that mean he finished or does doing it just for bit still counts ?	You have to finish. If you don't finish, You're not a masturbator
If you could travel in time with no limit or direction, and bring exactly 1 m³ of matter back with you (you can get a container) what would you bring and from when?	T-Rex eggs
What is your favourite joke?	Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies.
What's in your fridge?	Food, I hope.
What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?	"Lan before time"
What are the unwritten rules of where you work?	Don't nut in people's coffees
How much actual cash do you have right now?	Enough to be happy
What is a "very unique" name you know?	muhammad
What is the most "unique" name you know?	I shit you not I know a kid named Corrupt
If you could fly like superman what would be the first song you'd listen to while flying?	What A Wonderful World- Louie Armstrong
What kind of secret society would you like to start?	The not so secret, secret society.
What is something that feels illegal but isn't?	Leaving a store without buying anything
What is something no matter how important or insignificant do you feel generally gets under rated or goes under appreciated?	strangers smiling at you on the street
What is your favourite video game (Use emojis only)?	⛏🧶
When did you start feeling like an adult? What's your story?	When I lost my virginity
What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?	You fear the letter U.
What realization changed your life?	I only have one chance at living on this rock. Also, I can literally do whatever I want with my life and I’m not tied to live in any singular place.
What year and place in history you would go back to?	Probably 9/10/01 so I can try to prevent 9/11 from ever happening.
Ok. What are some cringe stories you have of the kid that thought they were a demon/had super powers etc?	Not super powers but a guy who brought a tonne of bakugan battle brawlers into school and had the impression they would protect him, said things like "I'm going to go and get X Bakugan, then you'll be sorry!"
What’s a case of instant karma you witnessed?	Today there was a guy who only had a bank statement and said he was charged double. I was asked to try to find the receipt to see what happened. So I found it rather quickly. When we went to pay him out, the lead said something about him being dirty or nasty (he had a very obvious skin condition that she was referring to). She wasn't paying attention to how she paid him out and accidentally did $60.52 worth of pennies. She had to sit there while it dropped 50 pennies at a time until it was done. Don't be mean.
You get one chance to solve a problem that affects everyone on earth, what problem do you choose?	Unequal wealth distribution
What is something that is bugging you, that you want to vent about?	I spent a lot of time chasing a girl that didn’t see me as anything but a friend. And she wasn’t even a good friend. She just used me to do shit for her. Hindsight is 20/20 and it’s my fault for continuing to keep her in my life. I feel like a complete loser when I think back on that time.
What are the top five men's watches brands?	Breitling, Patek Phillipe, Tag Heuer, Seiko, IWC schaffhausen
Those who were chronically ill as a child/teenager, how is your life now?	Still chronically ill, now with a few more diagnoses/meds/treatments. Life is...meh. Make the best of what you've got right?
What are some sources to know the rules of living the neighborhood life ?	Sources? I don't know. But...I can offer this advice... Give your neighbours a wave whenever you pass by their houses and they're outside. A friendly hello goes a long way. Also...if it snows where you are, do a solid and shovel their walk once in a while. Or, more often if they're elderly. I'm sandwiched between two senior citizens, so I'll do their walks every week.
If you prefer foreign women, what makes them more attractive than your own countries women?	Im a woman. But I find many foreign women “exotic” which seems sexy
What is your favourite movie (Use only emojis)?	💍➡️🌋
What is something that schools never teach us, but is very valuable?	Doing taxes, investing and money managing
What is the worst superpower?	The ability to ejaculate violently every time you hear a prime number
[NSFW] What emoji represents your sex life?	‏‏‎
If you could exchange lives with someone, who would you choose?	Diogenes. Because, right now, he's very, very dead.
What song has been stuck in your head lately?	Don't call me up- Mabel.
What is the most interesting thing you have in your bathroom?	I have an old Mega Bloks Halo Spartan mini figure in my old gel bottle. It’s been in there for over 6 years now I think.I should go check on it tomorrow.
if you could get a cake that was shaped like a word, and tasted like the thing the word represents; which word would you choose? why?	Cake.
What are things a single guy can do to get off except for the obvious like watching porn etc?	Go to the airport. Confess u have drugs up your ass. U get a free prostate massage and u might get off
What is that dream you keep repeating?	Flying on command. Lucid dreaming is fun.
Who is a fictional character you liked, but didn’t truly understand until you became an adult?	Sokka, just Sokka
You’ve done something stupid on Live TV and now the whole world hates you. What would you do to get out of this situation?	Wait 15 seconds for their attention span to run out.
What is something that u wish u knew long time ago?	Answers to the questions in my final exam
What's your favorite movie? (Answer only with a quote from it)?	"Honey, where's my super suit"?
Whats the worst free thing you can get?	STDs
What are the subtle red flag in a relationship?	You always have no problem getting them a glass of water etc but whenever you ask its always a no or an argument.
You are a detective, you are given to find the reason of death of someone and your user name is a clue to the mystery. What is the reason?	Ah, one more victim of terrifying killer named Lana, who shove bananas down people’s throats until they are dead
What could we each do on a personal level to make this world a little bit nicer to live in and improve things for our future generations?	Force the rich to redistribute their wealth?
Who is your celebrity crush, past or present, and why?	Paul Rudd. Like him since clueless.
What’s the worst piece of advice you’ve ever received?	Looks don't matter
What's a one word in your language that you find "Beautiful" and why?	Hotasha. It means disappointment. But its ok. Love it.
How much did it cost to bring Jeff Bezos into space vs. a minimum wage of $15 pH for Amazon workers?	That's a lot of math for right now. Just sayin'.
What’s the best way to respond to someone that says you look like someone famous in an unflattering way?	"Thanks." Don't get angry, that's probably what they want. Just give them minimal engagement. If they keep pushing you, tell them "I treasure your opinion."
Being as stereotypic as possible, what is your race?	Tacos tacos 🌮
What's your favourite pre-1960 movie?	Wizard of Oz
Are there any couples out there who DON'T sleep on the same side of the bed every night?	My bf and I. We fight over who gets the side with the phone charger and it’s like calling shotgun.
You see a ‘smile you’re on camera’ sign, you’re somewhere you’re not supposed to be. What do you do?	Smile?
What is one thing about an ex that if they changed would mean you would still be together?	he didn’t need to change a thing - I did
What would you do if you had a magic skeleton key, capable of unlocking any lock in the world?	Use fort knox as my broom cupboard.
Is it now widely accepted behaviour that people take their phones to the... uhm... little room and use it while doing their business? What about fecal matter?	Why are you pooping on your phone?
What is your creepiest deja vu moment?	I don't know why, but Deja vu happens to me super often, the creepiest one was when I was at school, we were doing some English spelling or something, and I saw how some students were holding some question mark signs, I immediately thought "I swear I saw this in a dream or something
What’s one thing you wish your parents told you ?	That they loved me.
What's the biggest dick move you ever experienced?	The owner of the company I worked for cashed out the employees holiday bonuses and bought himself a motorcycle.
If humans had a mating call, what would it sound like?	"How you doin'?"
a zombie outbreak happens in sao paulo. what happens?	Many would die.
(Incorrect answers only) What is the purpose of school?	To shape the students into independent, intelligent people when they're grown ups.
What are your "healthier" fast food orders?	Water
What’s a good song about drugs/drug use that isn’t overtly or explicitly about drugs/drug use?	Master of puppets, listening to it for the first time I thought it was about a conspiracy theory.
What is one song you’ll never stop listening to till the day you die?	Sweet Child o Mine
How are you (really)?	I've been trying to answer this for decades. It's too serious of a question. Sure I can look deep inside and cry about a lot of stuff. Same with feeling good and grateful. Keep it simple and dispose of "really". If there is one thing I believe it's that happiness and simplicity go together Edit: by simplicity I do not mean a lack of depth!
What song pumps you up?	Pumped up kicks

Nightshift workers, what’s the oddest thing you’ve seen working late at night?

Worked at WalMart. Literally saw some dude dressed as Adam West Bat Man come in and do his shopping with a completely straight face. Even talked like Adam West, it was so hard to check the dude out, because I couldn’t stop laughing. He maintained the act FLAWLESSLY and it was amazing. If you’re out there, Adam West Batman dude of Sheboygan Wisconsin, I love you!

What are the top 3 songs that you liked?

We intertwined - Hush Sound Anxiety - TAT Spiritual Alignment - Sunwell

What was your “nobody has ever done this before” moment?

Had a boner in zero gravity. Had boner before being weightless. Thought I might be the first. Or at least the most erect. Maybe someone has. The astronauts will never talk.

What's for breakfast on this fine Wednesday?

The blood of innocents and a peppermint

What’s your favourite “I came home and the dog had…” story?

The dog had part of a rope toy sticking out of her butt , because her dumb ass decided to eat one of her toys So I did what I needed to do ....laugh , then help her out

Who would you assassinate for anything you can think of? Donald Trump or King Jong-un?

Lmao Kim Jong-Un has pronounced himself King now? At least he's being honest.

What is the most disappointing follow up album that came after a really great album?

Load, after the black album - Metallica.... anything after the black album honestly.

What should you do to get a girlfriend?

Pray

What’s your opinion on jazz music?

It’s pretty jazzy

What are you thinking about right now?

My right knee is hairier than my left knee

What is your guilty pleasure?

Chocolates

What do you do in the evening, before going to bed, other than watching tv/films?

Sounds boring but I play sudoku. It kinda helps me calm down and get sleepy, even if I don't really want to go to sleep but have to.

People, who think that studying is not for them, why?

because I'm not in school

What’s a song you have listened to multiple times in a row?

Althea covered by Joe Russo's Almost Dead from the 12/27/13 Port Chester album. The keyboard solo is fire.

What job do you envy?

Twitch thot

What thing has regressed in the past 100 years?

Manners and consideration for your fellow people.

What's your earliest memory?

The memory i remember when i was child was i remember wanting to jump of the van we were using cuz my parents argued over me i was idk 10 or 12 at that time and i went to a noodle store cuz i wanted to see how they cook the noodles and my mom went to pick me up panicked cuz i left her then they argued inside the van then thats the memory

What are your views on companies investing billions in space tourism despite the fact that the world is still dealing with a pandemic?

They earned their money, they can do what they want with it

What DLC are you waiting for in this game we call life?

realistic sex robots

What’s the longest you’ve been on hold and why were you needing to contact the person/organisation/company?

Four hours, to contact Delta. Being fair though, they did say it would be a four hour hold time. So I was prepared and just set my phone on speaker, and went about my day.

What is something your partner has said in their sleep?

"oh who's that??" And started waving to the corner of the room... Scary shit haha

What piece of information would you not want to learn even if you could easily do so?

When I die, it might be later than I’m hoping for

What’s the best way to text your boss to tell him you’re sick and won’t be coming in?

"I'm sick and I won't be coming in."

What generational attitude shift do you predict today's kids will be unprepared for in thirty years' time?

30 years from now, the consequences of a whole generation who grew up on social media will come crashing down. I really hope I'm not still alive then.

If someone says something nice to you, what will you reply to him/her that he/she won't think you're bragging about it?

A simple thank you does the trick.

No offense,but why do 12 year olds from the US act and sound like they’re 3?

because most of them are treated like they're 3

What is your worst housemate story?

My housemate got really high/drunk and started yelling at me for no reason. He then threw a bottle at me that smashed next to my head. I blocked my face with my arm, but I have a pretty bad scar on my hand from the broken glass. His reasoning was “I was looking at him judgementally while he was yelling at me” I moved out pretty quickly after that.

What's the weirdest nonsensical way you know it's been a while since you've banged?

virginity

What is something you own that you don't want guests to see?

My nudes

What was the absolute WORST birthday party you have ever attended in your life?

I asked a girl to go out to a bar/concert with me for my birthday. I went to pick her up and she had invited another guy to go out with.

What's inside your closet?

A late night monster

What secret conspiracy would you like to start?

that there exists a video (only on VHS, has never been digitized and hit the internet) from 1984 of Melania Trump having sex with OJ Simpson. It's just believable enough to catch on while also being potentially explosive

What’s invisible but you wish people could see?

Mental illnesses, people assume that they're not there or not as serious as physical illnesses and disabilities because they can't see them.

When somebody says he jerked off in a public or other weird place does that mean he finished or does doing it just for bit still counts ?

You have to finish. If you don't finish, You're not a masturbator

If you could travel in time with no limit or direction, and bring exactly 1 m³ of matter back with you (you can get a container) what would you bring and from when?

T-Rex eggs

What is your favourite joke?

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies.

What's in your fridge?

Food, I hope.

What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?

"Lan before time"

What are the unwritten rules of where you work?

Don't nut in people's coffees

How much actual cash do you have right now?

Enough to be happy

What is a "very unique" name you know?

muhammad

What is the most "unique" name you know?

I shit you not I know a kid named Corrupt

If you could fly like superman what would be the first song you'd listen to while flying?

What A Wonderful World- Louie Armstrong

What kind of secret society would you like to start?

The not so secret, secret society.

What is something that feels illegal but isn't?

Leaving a store without buying anything

What is something no matter how important or insignificant do you feel generally gets under rated or goes under appreciated?

strangers smiling at you on the street

What is your favourite video game (Use emojis only)?

⛏🧶

When did you start feeling like an adult? What's your story?

When I lost my virginity

What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?

You fear the letter U.

What realization changed your life?

I only have one chance at living on this rock. Also, I can literally do whatever I want with my life and I’m not tied to live in any singular place.

What year and place in history you would go back to?

Probably 9/10/01 so I can try to prevent 9/11 from ever happening.

Ok. What are some cringe stories you have of the kid that thought they were a demon/had super powers etc?

Not super powers but a guy who brought a tonne of bakugan battle brawlers into school and had the impression they would protect him, said things like "I'm going to go and get X Bakugan, then you'll be sorry!"

What’s a case of instant karma you witnessed?

Today there was a guy who only had a bank statement and said he was charged double. I was asked to try to find the receipt to see what happened. So I found it rather quickly. When we went to pay him out, the lead said something about him being dirty or nasty (he had a very obvious skin condition that she was referring to). She wasn't paying attention to how she paid him out and accidentally did $60.52 worth of pennies. She had to sit there while it dropped 50 pennies at a time until it was done. Don't be mean.

You get one chance to solve a problem that affects everyone on earth, what problem do you choose?

Unequal wealth distribution

What is something that is bugging you, that you want to vent about?

I spent a lot of time chasing a girl that didn’t see me as anything but a friend. And she wasn’t even a good friend. She just used me to do shit for her. Hindsight is 20/20 and it’s my fault for continuing to keep her in my life. I feel like a complete loser when I think back on that time.

What are the top five men's watches brands?

Breitling, Patek Phillipe, Tag Heuer, Seiko, IWC schaffhausen

Those who were chronically ill as a child/teenager, how is your life now?

Still chronically ill, now with a few more diagnoses/meds/treatments. Life is...meh. Make the best of what you've got right?

What are some sources to know the rules of living the neighborhood life ?

Sources? I don't know. But...I can offer this advice... Give your neighbours a wave whenever you pass by their houses and they're outside. A friendly hello goes a long way. Also...if it snows where you are, do a solid and shovel their walk once in a while. Or, more often if they're elderly. I'm sandwiched between two senior citizens, so I'll do their walks every week.

If you prefer foreign women, what makes them more attractive than your own countries women?

Im a woman. But I find many foreign women “exotic” which seems sexy

What is your favourite movie (Use only emojis)?

💍➡️🌋

What is something that schools never teach us, but is very valuable?

Doing taxes, investing and money managing

What is the worst superpower?

The ability to ejaculate violently every time you hear a prime number

[NSFW] What emoji represents your sex life?

‏‏‎

If you could exchange lives with someone, who would you choose?

Diogenes. Because, right now, he's very, very dead.

What song has been stuck in your head lately?

Don't call me up- Mabel.

What is the most interesting thing you have in your bathroom?

I have an old Mega Bloks Halo Spartan mini figure in my old gel bottle. It’s been in there for over 6 years now I think.I should go check on it tomorrow.

if you could get a cake that was shaped like a word, and tasted like the thing the word represents; which word would you choose? why?

Cake.

What are things a single guy can do to get off except for the obvious like watching porn etc?

Go to the airport. Confess u have drugs up your ass. U get a free prostate massage and u might get off

What is that dream you keep repeating?

Flying on command. Lucid dreaming is fun.

Who is a fictional character you liked, but didn’t truly understand until you became an adult?

Sokka, just Sokka

You’ve done something stupid on Live TV and now the whole world hates you. What would you do to get out of this situation?

Wait 15 seconds for their attention span to run out.

What is something that u wish u knew long time ago?

Answers to the questions in my final exam

What's your favorite movie? (Answer only with a quote from it)?

"Honey, where's my super suit"?

Whats the worst free thing you can get?

STDs

What are the subtle red flag in a relationship?

You always have no problem getting them a glass of water etc but whenever you ask its always a no or an argument.

You are a detective, you are given to find the reason of death of someone and your user name is a clue to the mystery. What is the reason?

Ah, one more victim of terrifying killer named Lana, who shove bananas down people’s throats until they are dead

What could we each do on a personal level to make this world a little bit nicer to live in and improve things for our future generations?

Force the rich to redistribute their wealth?

Who is your celebrity crush, past or present, and why?

Paul Rudd. Like him since clueless.

What’s the worst piece of advice you’ve ever received?

Looks don't matter

What's a one word in your language that you find "Beautiful" and why?

Hotasha. It means disappointment. But its ok. Love it.

How much did it cost to bring Jeff Bezos into space vs. a minimum wage of $15 pH for Amazon workers?

That's a lot of math for right now. Just sayin'.

What’s the best way to respond to someone that says you look like someone famous in an unflattering way?

"Thanks." Don't get angry, that's probably what they want. Just give them minimal engagement. If they keep pushing you, tell them "I treasure your opinion."

Being as stereotypic as possible, what is your race?

Tacos tacos 🌮

What's your favourite pre-1960 movie?

Wizard of Oz

Are there any couples out there who DON'T sleep on the same side of the bed every night?

My bf and I. We fight over who gets the side with the phone charger and it’s like calling shotgun.

You see a ‘smile you’re on camera’ sign, you’re somewhere you’re not supposed to be. What do you do?

Smile?

What is one thing about an ex that if they changed would mean you would still be together?

he didn’t need to change a thing - I did

What would you do if you had a magic skeleton key, capable of unlocking any lock in the world?

Use fort knox as my broom cupboard.

Is it now widely accepted behaviour that people take their phones to the... uhm... little room and use it while doing their business? What about fecal matter?

Why are you pooping on your phone?

What is your creepiest deja vu moment?

I don't know why, but Deja vu happens to me super often, the creepiest one was when I was at school, we were doing some English spelling or something, and I saw how some students were holding some question mark signs, I immediately thought "I swear I saw this in a dream or something

What’s one thing you wish your parents told you ?

That they loved me.

What's the biggest dick move you ever experienced?

The owner of the company I worked for cashed out the employees holiday bonuses and bought himself a motorcycle.

If humans had a mating call, what would it sound like?

"How *you* doin'?"

a zombie outbreak happens in sao paulo. what happens?

Many would die.

(Incorrect answers only) What is the purpose of school?

To shape the students into independent, intelligent people when they're grown ups.

What are your "healthier" fast food orders?

Water

What’s a good song about drugs/drug use that isn’t overtly or explicitly about drugs/drug use?

Master of puppets, listening to it for the first time I thought it was about a conspiracy theory.

What is one song you’ll never stop listening to till the day you die?

Sweet Child o Mine

How are you (really)?

I've been trying to answer this for decades. It's too serious of a question. Sure I can look deep inside and cry about a lot of stuff. Same with feeling good and grateful. Keep it simple and dispose of "really". If there is one thing I believe it's that happiness and simplicity go together Edit: by simplicity I do not mean a lack of depth!

What song pumps you up?

Pumped up kicks