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Which country/continent feels the centre of the world for you? and wich one feels the "edge" of it? | Africa in the middle
Japan on the edge |
What is the oldest thing you own? | Part of the Berlin wall and some spanish francos |
People with fear of heights, what was the scariest situation you were ever in? How did you get in and out of that? | Going on a roller coaster. No way out just close eyes for drop and look straight ahead |
What is your worst addiction? | Porn |
What job would one do better when drunk? | Security for your local trailer park! |
What do you do when people are singing you happy birthday? | to me? sit in silence and pray for death |
What's a fact that sounds real, but is fake? | My wife’s orgasm |
What are the best opening lines in music history? | Opening chord of hard day's night
Opening riff of crazy train
Opening line, for me it is jonathan davis screaming are you ready |
What is a random weird thing you do, that you think nobody else on this world does? | sort by new |
How can you avoid being always in a hurry, if you always find yourself clinging to each available minute when getting ready to go to work? | Idk wake up early maybe? |
Hypothetically speaking, what would possession of yours would you be willing to SWAP for a new gaming console of your choice? | My mountain bike for a PS5. |
What's one relationship you never got over and why? | I was in a relationship with someone and we were both lovestruck together.. one day the talk of marriage came up and I told them its not for me... I should have shared that for me we were already going to be together for ever.. the dynamic changed after I said I didnt want marriage and the relationship ended not soon after :/ still the one that got away |
What happened that one time at camp? | They said it was just a shower... |
What's the closest thing humanity has to agreeing on something? | Mosquitoes are super uncool |
What is the easiest way to get laid? | Paying for it |
[Serious] What's the George Orwell quote that makes you think the most about it? | My favorite thing about George Orwell is how conservatives try to appropriate his words all the time for their pathetic qanon adjacent bullshit, but he was actually a very passionate, dedicated socialist who even physically fought for those ideals.... which goes right over their heads. |
What would you do differently if you were a teenager again? | Manage my friendships better instead of letting them fade away due to my lack of involvement. |
What did you planned on doing before COVID ruined it? | Traveling from Chile to Canada. By car, foot, motorcycle, train, bus whatever.
Over half year trip with lots of freedom, damn looking forward to it. |
What’s something that cannot be explained then, but is explainable now? | Lunar cycles |
What's the one thing that you keep doing even though you know it's very bad for you? | Nicotine, can‘t seem to help it |
Why ask a question if you don’t want to hear the answer? | in hopes of hearing a lie that sounds better than the answer |
What's the cringiest thing you've done because you were attracted to someone? | Wear fucking eyeliner |
People who were overweight their whole lives (or a very long time) and then lost all or most of it: what was the trigger that changed things for you? | School...online school to be exact |
What is something you never thought you'd be able to do, until you actually did it? | Being able to walk around an office/professional space and looked at with respect. Still the imposter syndrome got to me and I self sabotaged lol. |
It seems so many of us humans are depressed, things never get better! So what is the point in living? | If you’re looking for life to get better to be worth living, you’ll never be satisfied. |
What's the unluckiest thing that has ever happened to you? | be born |
You are stuck in the time period of the last history video you watched, where do you end up? | The Crown. Early 80's. Been there, done that. |
What movie franchise needs to die? | Fast and The Furious |
What is a safer alternative to drinking? | not drinking |
What is a safer alternative to drinking? | Not drinking?😂 |
People 27+: Is This How You Imagined The 21st Century Future As A Kid? | I was very influenced by the Fallout series, so it's better than what I thought.
But not by much, people in Megaton don't need a degree to find a job. |
What are some cool tech except smartphones and PCs that you look forward to? | steam deck |
You had just died and entered heaven what song do you hear? | Highway to Hell |
What is the hottest thing your SO does without them realising? | Adjusting his glasses. Or telling his family “no” to any useless event they have every week during covid lol |
What is the silliest way you found yourself in a comment battle? | Newer generations and this cult stuff with bob ross. I mean I was alive and an adult and I'm like 'the fuck?' The weirdest shit ever. I didn't enjoy the stupid show. |
What are some of your " non mainstream" favourite YouTube channels? | I don’t know if you would count this but Nexpo and Lemmino |
What's in your pocket right now? | Pocket tits |
If you can be anything (from people to utensils) that you can find in the kitchen, what would you be? | big pot |
Last time you got a spanking what were you spanked with and why were you spanked? | Cus it puts the lotion on its skin |
What is the healthiest and fastest meal you know? | egg |
How come women's sex toys are so much more accessible, normalized and expected, than men's toys? | Men don’t make women cum |
What is something that screams “female validation”? | I don’t know if this is supposed to be patronizing or not |
What are some positive things that have come out of this pandemic? | Employer acceptance of remote work. |
What show has the best opening theme song of all time? | Game of Thrones. |
People are marrying themselves these days. Who would you marry if not another human? | Look, bigfoot is real and he tried to eat my ass, so |
What largely unknown song or album do you consider a musical masterpiece? | Pang by Caroline Polachek |
what are some of the best mystery movies out there? | Se7en, The Game, Body Double |
What was a bad dream that you will never forget? | So many, but this one was interesting:
I was sitting down watching news, anchor was saying the "disruption" was happening. Cities were being destroyed by unknown invisible thing. They showed footage of shockwaves destroying buildings and pushing everything away like a massive explosion, lifting ppl in air. Then it happened where i was and i saw people rising up and buildings being destroyed out the window, so i ran, but the shockwave came too fast and lifted me up with everybody else, didnt feel like normal shockwave, just like insanely intense and thick wind, we were all going in same direction some higher some lower than me. Some ppl were squishing into buildings and the ground, then i saw i was heading straight for the side of a building, then squish. |
Fuck academic results, what really makes a person stupid? | Repeating the same mistake time and time again. |
You're writing a book about a couple falling in love,What would the last sentance be? | And then the syphilis started. |
What is something you might get a lot of hate for saying out loud? | 'your baby is not very cute and definitely isn't interesting' |
What was your worst restaurant experience ever ? | Working in one lmao |
When did you feel most patriotic for your country? | When I graduated from boot camp |
What do you keep in your secret hiding spot? | Condoms |
[Serious] What is your dream? | To be a successful entrepreneur |
What some good sneaker for someone who's not a fan of the big shoes like air forces and high tops? | Merrill brand. |
What's the best gift you have ever received? | I have given an electric guitar and 2 new amps |
When is “bigger is better” right? | Paychecks |
What things have you bought for one reason but use it for a whole another reason? | Bought a cock ring to spice up things, now it just sits in the drawer on my bedside table stopping things moving around when I open it. |
How do you deal with the fear of making mistakes at work/school? | Learn what I did wrong when I make them and carry on as best as I can. |
What popular installment in a franchise did more harm than good for the brand? | Star Wars the force awakens |
If you could change one event in the past what would it be? | When we crawled out of the ocean. |
How did the death of a parent/loved one affect your sex life? | Had to buy a heater to warm up the important parts when I pull them out of the freezer. |
If you borrow a car from a friend, do you return it with a full tank or just what you used? Why? | Full tank because they were nice enough to lend me the car. Unless they lend it to me on fumes then half a tank. |
What is something that has happened to you that no one would believe? | i survived a bike hitting me on max speed without breaking a bone when 1 was 11 and my parents knew the person who hit me and then he told them that the child he rammed parents were irresponsible for letting the child just play on a bycycle and then my dad and that guy got in a fistfight in the hospital btw the guy didn't even have a lisence |
What's a popular movie franchise you despise? | Fast and the furious |
If humans got telepathy overnight. What do you think would collapse or improve with the ways we live now? | I think the divorce rate will go up. |
What is the best thing caused by religion? | Architecture and art |
How do you call a male Karen? | You don't want to call one. They're awful. |
How crazy have you ever been? | I once got a garden hose and rigged it up to the kitchen taps. Manipulated hot and cold to get a nice warm flow. Took that hose to the bathroom and carefully placed it in the shower cubicle. Got naked and jumped in the shower. Stuck hose up arse and was washed inside and outside at the same time. Crazy shit. |
What was the moment you realized you went from liking anime to being a full blown weeb? | I got even more introverted |
What would you do if you were told that $1million would be deposited into your bank account, but you have to spend the next 3 years sleeping for 1 hour on, 1 hour off for the the duration of those 3 years? | I would lie |
What is the best decision you have ever made in your life? | Going to university. I have life long friends and grew significantly as a person. It got me out of a toxic environment and I have been able to start a career based on what I studied. |
Where do you stand in the rich man go to space vs rich man feed the hungry discussion? | Rich man rich enough to do both.
Jeff Bezos gave 100 million dollars to a charity called Feeding America and people are still like BUT FEED PEOPLE!
I don't even like the guy, there's PLENTY to be critical of - this ain't it though. |
Every fictional alien species is suddenly willed into existence, from video games, movies, books. Humanity remains unchanged, what happens next? | Ever heard of Warhammer 40k and Tyranids. Yeah were fucked... |
If you could choose another time to live in, the 80s, 40s, medieval times etc, which era would you want to live in? | I want an endless loop of the 80s and 90s but through different perspectives. |
If you were offered a full day of work at ANY task in your home (grass cutting, painting, cleaning etc etc), instead of money, what might you offer in exchange? | Weed |
Can men and women be friends, why and why not? | What a stupid question |
What's something you are addicted to doing, but no one knows about it? | For me its smelling my hand after scratching my balls. |
What's one thing everyone in the world agrees on? | That the mitochondria is the power house of the cell. |
[Serious] Throughout all the hardships you've endured in life, are you proud of where you currently are in life? | Probably a 5/10 not quite where I want to be but considering the knocks I've had over the years I'm on the up and up. |
If you met God for 30 seconds, what would you like to ask ? | Where is pee stored? |
You go outside and see the entire world is wearing socks with sandals. What do you do? | Go back inside |
What are some of your worst experiences with highschool? | I hated being in high school from day 1 until the end. I still hate it today. |
What celebrity or famous person would you most like to wake up tomorrow and discover was your personal servant for one whole week and what would you have them do for you? | Jim Carrey |
How do you seduce an introvert? | I can’t speak for all introverts, but here’s my perspective.
Be yourself and be honest . We introverts are usually pretty perceptive when it comes to false personalities. We choose our interactions carefully and have little time or patience for BS.
Also, avoid petty small-talk. If you know something that interests us, or have questions about our hobbies; ask. It puts us at ease when we can talk of something we know; and will begin to open up.
Relax and just be chill |
What's the most unusual thing in your possession ? | Glow in the dark jocat goblin with an attached steampunk gun to its side. |
Which cupcake frostings survive at least 4 hours at room temperature? | meringue is the way to go for longevity. |
What is the most interesting thing you've learned recently? | My third nipple should be loved and cherished as much as the other two. |
How does it feels to get scammed?? | Frustrating |
You have an important deadline coming up at college, which will determine if you graduate or not and there’s only 5 mins left but a stranger asks you to delete it in exchange of $50Million. What would you chose? | Delete, take the millions, recover from recycling bin
... then never turn in the work cuz who cares I got 50 million |
What's the dumbest thing you believed when you were a child ? | ATMs just gave you unlimited money |
What are some great gift ideas for a 65 year old father? | A heart |
what would you do if you win a lottery? | Buy house, car and tour the world |
If money wasn't an issue and you were forced to buy a PC right this second, what would it be and why? | I don’t know anything about computers? The most expensive one I could find? |
What is the most shocking thing that is still happening now that was happening 20+years ago? | People denying the need for action on climate change |
What's the most stupid thing that you did and managed to get away with it? | Burnt down some of my cafeteria back in middle school by leaving bread and cheese in the microwave for 20 minutes |
what country’s government is actually doing a good job, and what is it they’re doing? | From what i heard New Zealand |
Who has a habit that you recognize is totally out of control? | Breathing |
What is your favorite meal cooked by a parent? | Söğüş and Kokoreç |
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