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What do you think about Jeff Bezos cosmic tourism? | Waste of money |
What animal would you swap bodies with for a day? | Lion. Mostly because they sleep for 20 hours a day. But also because they are bad ass |
What is the weirdest thing you’ve eaten as a kid? | Can’t say I told my uncle I’d never tell… |
Which family member usually ruins your family vacation? | I do. The rest of my family thinks of me as a “ party pooper” for choosing to ignore their conversations on politics and not wanting to dance with them. They are concerned when I choose to play video games rather than do karaoke with music I hate |
What was the most disturbing thing you saw in a public bathroom? | My first trip to Disney when I was 9, we were at one of the fancy resort restaurants. I went to the bathroom with my mom and we saw a girl passed out on the floor, covered in puke and pee. We turned around and left. My mom reported it.
As a result, I've never been truly drunk. I'm 26 now, and I've never ever been drunk. Tipsy, sure, but not drunk. Seeing that pretty girl like that really stayed with me. |
Isn't it basic courtesy to 'follow back' someone (you know/have met) on Instagram, who's just started following you? | You don't owe somebody your time, effort, attention, or engagement just because they stalk you on parasocial media.
If you're going to publish on the internet or anywhere else, do it for yourself. Don't be anybody's bitch. |
Have you ever actually met someone who is "built different"? | Yes a dude i used to do bjj with back in the day was special forces and i kid you not he looked exactly like Henry Cavil in man of steel and was incredibly strong |
What are the best and worst parts of your job? | best: I work from home
worst: I work |
What is the best name for dog? | I always loved Appa! (big avatar fan) |
In this exactly moment you hear a loud siren. You see people start to fall death cause a strange desease and the few survivors start the caos. What is your first move to assure yours and loveones survival? | I have a nuclear bunker in my basement, so I guess we could go there |
What is the best thing to say to someone who is grieving a loss? | Genuinely interested in an answer here as all I can ever come up with is “I’m sorry to hear that.” |
People who grew up in communities where corporal punishment is seen as an acceptable form of discipline, how’re you doing now? Has it affected you negatively? | I am doing good. It has not affected me negatively. |
Why are you using your throwaway right now? | I've never used a throwaway account dont really see the need to. |
What sentence would sound a lot more worse if the "😂" emoji were at the end of it? | There were no survivors in the plane crash 😂😂😂 |
What was the worst internet argument you have found yourself in? | Trying to explain to an incel that the fact his son loves to wear pink is totally acceptable and nothing to be embarrassed about |
What made you get out of bed this morning? | the sunlight and my brain thinking "wow I wanna learn how to cook breakfast so I can eat it now"
was a good morning. |
What is the best live musical performance you've ever seen (in person or watched the video)? | STP unplugged Boston Garden. |
What’s the best advice on delivering a best man speech? | Don't mention or even hint at anyone's ex, this day is about the new couple not their past mistakes. |
How do you turdd a fardd? | Never turdd a fardd! |
What’s a generic brand that you think is better than a name brand? | Aldi effervescent vitamins are better than Berocca (or, at the very least, as good). And *considerably* cheaper |
As a writer, what has been your most memorable moment? | Actually finishing a story |
The closest object to your left kills you, what kills you? | My pillow |
What's the most f*cked up animal fact you know? | Dolphins rape other animals including humans given the chance |
What are some of the things on your bucket list? | Build an all electric, long range, single person, ground effect Ecranoplane.
It's a type of aircraft with a very low flight ceiling, that uses it's whole body as a wing to fly efficiently over water. Ultimate form flying pancake. |
You wake up as the President of the United States of America!! What will you do? | nope the fuck out |
What show describes your love life? | The X files |
What is somthing you find annoying that other people call a norm? | That everyone MUST go to college to even have a "good" chance at succeeding in life. |
If you could go in your own personal past and change one thing what would it be? | Nothing actually, whatever has happened, good or bad, made me into who I am now. I wouldn't change a thing |
What's the most useless animal? | those prissy little dogs women tote around in purses |
What is your favorite room? | Your mom’s bedroom |
What's something you're sick of seeing on YouTube this decade? | Ads |
Why do you have a bad relationship with your parents? | No, I have really good relationships with mine. |
Woman of reedit, why do you need to go with one or more girls to toilet? | To practice witchcraft. Practicing alone is too boring. |
If the good people and evil people on Earth got into a final war, which side would win and why? | Look around, man. |
Which bands/artists usually sound worse 'live' than in the studio? | Most of them, unfortunately. |
How can the society and the planet avoid collapse within the next century? | I don't think it's possible |
What do you think about when you are on your toilet? | Thanks to smartphones, I no longer have to think with I am on the toilet. |
How has smart phones changed your personal life? | Sure. Now I no longer have to think while I am on the toilet. |
Have you ever known anyone from when you were younger who became a criminal? | i don't know if that has been asked already, if it has i'm so so sorry |
What do you do if someone underage keeps sending you pictures in somewhat provocative dresses? | Block them after the first unsolicited pic. I don't need that kind of bullshit in my life. |
What is the worst thing you did while you were tired? | I kept working. |
People who got married young, how is your marriage? | Are early 20s young? I'll take it as young. It's pretty awesome tbh, better than I hoped for. |
What are your tips to stop watching porn and masturbating? | Keep your dominant hand slathered in hot sauce. |
What’s your favourite music genre? | Metal!
Wish the screaming in it wasn’t so common though; love me some heavy drums and guitar with some bad ass lyrics |
what happens when a pragnant runs for five miles every day? | Absolutely nothing happens.
Ingrid Kristianson won the Houston marathon whilst pregnant |
How did you lose your virginity? | I didn't lose my virginity, because I never lose |
Which sentence triggers you the most?? | It was just a joke!
Or, y’know, one of the many variations of that. |
When did you hit peak pandemic and what did it look like? | First few weeks of it. Pretty much in constant despair but clinging to memes as much as possible. I did wish the rest of the semester could be cut short though. |
What is one ingredient that you will never cheap out on/always buy the highest quality of when you cook? | Meat |
What is the fastest way you've seen someone ruin their life? | Drunk driving, that's a quick one. |
What's the easiest way to learn french? | By listening and practicing it |
how much time do you spend here each day? | Too much! |
People that vape, what brand/type of vape would you recommend to your mom to help her quit smoking but not blow her lungs out? | Aegis hero |
If you could witness any event from history, what would it be? | Jesus performing miracles. I wanna know if he was a real person, and if he was I want to see if he was just a street performer |
What Is Your Weirdest Dream? | I had this dream last night. I was like in the middle of some city at like midnight. I couldn’t call my parents because when I looked at my phone it was so blurry I couldn’t read it. I saw this clown get out of a car and go towards me screaming “SOON! SOON! SOON!” Then somebody grabbed him and shoved him back in the car and left. I went In this like diner thing and just sat there. Then saw the clown again in the window and I blinked and it was gone. it’s kinda creeping me out but that’s really it. |
What would be an effective anti-smoking message printed on cigarette packets? | Yearly/monthly price of packs or cartons, either the average or the highest total. Seeing "this costs you 500 USD per month to enjoy," would actually help me just plain quit. |
What's a soul-crushing fact that you'll just have to live with for the rest of your life? | Daenerys did nothing wrong. |
When you wake up from a dream that upsets you how do you shake it off and get back to sleep? | Get out of bed, get something to eat (like chocolate), and return to bed. Works for me. |
What's your favorite riddle? | There is a cabin in the woods. There are no footprints around the cabin. There are seven people inside the cabin and they all died at the same time.
How did they die? |
What is the most unfortunate name of a client/customer/associate you have come across in your professional career? | Richard Head... The third. |
If you could witness any historical event (past, present, or future), what would you choose? | Woodstock! If I had a time machine that would be my first stop. |
How do you escape from long and boring conversation with someone? | Fart, and then say, "Sorry. I was trying to give a shit about you but that was all I could manage." |
For people who were born and raised in a family that support casual nudity how did that change you for the better or worse? | There are certain things I'm not as self conscious about, like pubic hair or stretch marks. I know some people go crazy about that stuff but for me it's just one of those things. Pretty standard everyone has em. |
Which philosophy do you follow, Order or Anarchy ? | Balance. Absolute order is as unhealthy as absolute chaos. |
If you could erase one sequel/prequel from existence, what would it be? | I don't worry about it. No matter how I might dislike a movie, someone probably likes it and why mess with that? |
What is a common name that you can hear and automatically think they are a douche? | Summer's Eve |
If all animals were friendly, which animal would you pick as your best friend? | my wife
which coincidentally
she already is |
What’s the best tv show that got canceled too soon? | firefly |
What is something that changed your life forever? | Birth |
What's the best way to increase your feelings of gratitude? | Just having an overall understanding of how blessed we are to be alive everyday. I don't mean to get too deep, but the fact that there's even life on earth is a complete blessing. The fact humans survived and evolved this far. Then the fact your generational line of parents led to you being born has astronomical odds of you even being created. That's how I remind myself how lucky I am and how grateful we all should be. |
Men who send dick pics unsolicited and cyber flash women you don't know. Why? Are otherwise happy in life? | Yeah because in case any of you men have not heard, that is a really rude thing to do |
You’re given a gift from your 15 y/o self, what have you received? | Oral |
What is a video game or movie (Video game or non vide game related) that was seemingly made for you that you just couldn't get into? | My answer is The Witcher 3. Everything about that game is what I love in games. However when I played it, I found a game that was so big and bloated I didn't know what to do. I was so overwhelmed (not a huge issue with the game itself, but even the devs said they went overboard because they were trying to be recognized as a studio who could compete with western RPGs.)
The "Signs" system was interesting, but I just ended up using Igni the entire time. The combat was good, but very samey to me. Not to mention the "Sorry, your princess is in another castle" story that didn't get good until the end.
This sounds like I hated the game. I didn't! After 4 years I FINALLY finished it in January of 2020. Was it worth it? That's difficult to answer but if I HAD to answer I would say not really, but I'm glad I finally got that monkey off my back. I did have a decent time with it, after all is said and done. I don't usually force myself to play a game that isn't clicking, but I *really* needed to finish this game for some reason.
I know tons of people love this game, so I'm not trying to shit on it or anything. I can absolutely recognize why it is considered one of, if not the, very best. |
Which celebs have aged spectacularly? | Charlize Theron is 45 years old. |
What's something that has no business being as good as it is? | A series of hentai games called Monster Girl Quest, but especially the second game in the series, Monster Girl Quest: Paradox. It's some honest to god degenerate fetish porn shit. It's also fucking amazing on so many levels.
The first game in the series literally made me cry twice because it was so tragic and cheerful at the same time. I don't cry easily or often. In fact I can't think of any other time a video game has ever made me cry. [I swear this song is cursed.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO8fVTug4Xk)
The second game is this wonderfully written masterpiece of an RPG, a grand epic about a group of heroes trying to save the multiverse from the Great Disaster caused by the gods of chaos. It has more advanced turn based RPG mechanics than any game I've ever seen, it's hundreds of hours long with a cast rivaling Game of Thrones in size and the twists in the story are so insane my jaw hit the floor way too many times.
The scope and scale of the story is also unlike anything I've ever seen in a game and have rarely seen outside of DC Comics stories written by Grant Morrison. At the start of the game you're basically just a dude with a sword and a mission. By the end you're battling Cthulhu-esque entities that can destroy universes in the blink of an eye beyond space and time. Somehow this never feels convoluted though because the writing is just that tight. |
What are you tired of pretending to like, but actually don’t like? | My job |
What are some fun activities to do while at home without spending money? | Annoying my mom and dad and siblings |
What is something that you’re weirdly interested in? | Mermaids
Luxury analogue watches
Wolves
Roses |
What’s something you could tell your boss right now that would instantly get you fired? | That's a tough one, he's pretty cool. I work from home, and if I told him I'd taken breaks to have sex, he'd say "good for you". |
When learning a new language, is it better to start with the alphabet or full words? | Alphabet.
Then, grammar.
Raw vocabulary comes *last.* |
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? | Wasps. |
What is in your closet? | Clothes, shoes, and a safe for important (to me at least) documents. |
What's something that people say but don't mean? | Call me if you need anything |
What book did you dread reading in school? | All of them. |
If a Karen Island was created to deport Karens and Kens to, what would it be like? Would we let them return? | Unless there’s a manager on the island, Karen’s won’t come back until they find one |
Non-Americans: What are some conspiracy theories from your country? | Here in Germany theres a running gag that the city of bielefeld doesn't exist the catchphrase goes something like this kennen sie jemanden aus Bielefeld? Wich translates to do you know anyone from bielefeld? Everyone who claims to live there is an actor and all the places that claim to be bielefeld are faked |
What actually happens if there is a worldwide shortage of Cryptocurrency? | The price will go up |
Asking for a friend when would you trust a spider to give you financial advice? | Don't trust web designers, as a rule of thumb |
What’s on your bucket list? | Buying a bucket. |
What are some of the worst argumentative defenses you've seen? | I work 1 on 1 with a student who has behavioral issues. Lots of times when I he’s not doing the right thing or following the rules, I’ll correct him, and he’ll inform me that he doesn’t have to follow the rules or do the right thing because he has free will. |
What is your opinion of OPs answering their own question in the comments? | Depends I think it can give more context to the question especially if it’s an opinion one |
What modern problem probably started off as a joke but ended up out of hand? | the internet |
What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think about Middle East? | *boom* |
What's the last thing you'd say before your phone's battery dies and the chat is going crazy? | “My phone is gonna die” |
What was the craziest day of your life? | I almost got kicked out by school because failing 3 final test , so that make.me to study so hard like 1 semester per day, then I reach each test and approved them. |
You have all the money in the world at your disposal, so you build a vehicle to take you into space. How do you describe the shape you want for your craft to your design team and what do you name it? | Constellation Utility Navigation Transport. |
What is the reason for the miserable colors and blurred resolution of all the TV shows of the 90s? | [standard-definition television](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard-definition_television) |
What's with the telling everyone, an edit was made on a post of theirs? | On desktop I’m pretty sure you can see that a comment or post was edited. I think it’s sort of a politeness thing or making sure you’re not manipulating information to make someone who replied to you look stupid. Those are my two guesses |
At this very moment you've turned into the worlds first zombie. Who are you most likely about to bite? | Usain Bolt. Fast Zombies for everyone! |
What thing did you put in a "smart" or "safe" place only to never seem to be able to find? And if you later found it... where the @#$% did you put it? | Was leaving GameStop one time and thought, “I don’t want to lose the money I still have, better put it inside my game case.” (didn’t own a wallet at the time). Fast forward a few years, I’m going through some old games feeling nostalgic and wanting to play some older games and bam, I find $40 just sitting in the case. |
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