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When did post nut clarity help you?	When I wanted to cheat but chose to masturbate beforehand
What would be the worst / funniest on hold music?	Baby Shark
What is a situation/scenario that is impossible to talk yourself out of?	When you get caught cheating
Gun owners who conceal carry, when is a time you almost/did have to draw on someone?	I was at a gas station once, probably around midnight. Dude started hitting on me as I was finishing pumping my gas and absolutely wouldn't take no for an answer. Then he leaned into my car window while I was starting the car. Almost reached for the gun but I opted to just floor it so he'd get thrown off the car. If for some reason my car wouldn't have started or my keys were too far for me to reach them quickly, I'd 100% have pulled it out and told him to back the fuck up
What would you do if you were eating thanksgiving with your family and your grandmother decided to twerk on top of the dining table?	why did you post this
What's your most "oh fuck" moment?	Being born
How do you stop playing the victim/victimizing yourself?	When you take responsibility for your actions and don’t see the world as limiting you but you limiting yourself. If you fuck up, own it and try to improve
To the people who steal other people’s lunch from the fridge at work, why do you do it?	everyone who does that is a mischieveous exec with a large income so that the normal workers can't do anything about it, serves you right if you choose to work!
What was the last hurtful thing you said to someone, and do you regret it?	"Don't you dare accuse me of being selfish and talk about how much you sacrificed to raise me, mom. Not when I've always been there to listen when you needed an unpaid therapist. Not when I had to raise my own brother because you weren't up to the job. The only reason I even exist is that you just had to have some dick!" And, no, I don't regret it. I never will.
Which american state is the best to visit and has the friendliest people? Which is the worst?	everyone is nice in south texas that i have met but everyone was also nice in new york and maine and dc i guess the only place they werent that nice was washignton and they werent mean they just didnt smile ever
(Serious) What is the scariest "creepypasta" in your opinion?	The Russian Sleep Experiment. Don't want to give anything away really. It's a good one. More so unsettling.
If you could be any character from your favourite tv show, who would it be?	Sherlock
How would life be different if all deaths that occur during a year (natural, accidental, criminal) all happen at the strike of midnight on New Year’s Eve every year?	Caterpillar stock would go up in January from all that digging.
For those of you who leave shopping carts in parking lots or on curbs instead of the return spots, what do you do with your extra 10 seconds?	Kick puppies and take candy from little kids
If Elon Musk is real life Tony Stark, what would other celebrities be real life versions of?	Elon Musk is not a fucking real life Tony Stark. He is just a rich asshole who bought a company and is cosplaying as a scientist.
Who did you have to give up on to move on with your life?	My entire family... I started a new one & my kids are my inspiration to never accept shit behavior from anyone ever again🙂
You work for a call center, but you get to choose what song plays when you put somone on hold. What song do you choose?	Rick Roll. A lot of people hang up, my job gets way easier.
What would you celebrate if you had to throw a random party today?	Hump daaaaay
Drivers who back into parking spots... Why?	Easy to pull out, and safer
What do you do if your ex keeps on creating fake profiles after blocking him to communicate to you even after months after a break up ?	restraining order
Can you tell where you're from without telling the name where you're from?	Pizza pasta
Where are you from , without saying where are you from ?	10,000 lakes
What is your most favourite cartoon?	Personally, i love amazing world of gumball. Pretty underrated
How would you convey you are from Lithuania without telling you’re from Lithuania?	Wear the flag in some way is really your only option
When was the time you found out someone you know is/was actually a badass?	My grandpa. my family is a ranching family and he was helping on the fall round up, keep in mind he's in his 80s and a cow starts trying to get away. he chases her, his horse starts bucking and throws him off and he got his thumb tangled in the reins so it popped his thumb off. My dad catches his horse and brings it back to him. my grandpa climbed back on and helped corral the cows without a thumb. my dad asked if he wanted him to find his thumb so they could reattach it and grandpa says "nah, don't worry about it." even further back than that he got bucked off another time, broke ribs and was back riding the next day anyway. that was dangerous but he did it.
What chain restaurant gives you diarrhea 100% of the time?	Taco bell
If your close associates (friends, family, etc) ate dog meat, how would you react and what would you do?	I'll ask them where to find dog meat because I'm interested in tasting it.
When you call out someone's anger during an internet argument, how is that considered winning the argument?	I think it's meant to demonstrate that the other person is operating from a position of emotion rather than reason. I mean, I'm not agreeing that it makes that person wrong, but I believe that's the underlying justification for equating anger with being incorrect.
What’s the best thing that happened to you this year?	Biden tripping on the stairs
What is the first thing that goes through your mind when your alarm goes off in the morning?	fuck
People who take photos of the deceased at open casket funerals…. why?	gotta get off some how
What simple advice have you got, following which was life changing?	Confidence is key to just about everything.
What’s a good name for AirPods?	"More Money Than Sense"
What sad thing has happened sometime before a wedding that thankfully didnt put a complete downer?	a few months before my cousin got married. Her dad got out of the car and literally dropped dead. &#x200B; He had divorced my aunt for almost 2 decades but was still on good terms. He did cheat but everyone still thought he was a good guy (he married the other woman and still was with her). So it was a complete shock. &#x200B; At her wedding, my cousin had her step dad (another great guy) do all the fatherly stuff but it wasnt still sad. But wedding was still amazing
With Earth headed towards a very probable environmental collapse, what's something everyone should know/be prepared for regarding the future?	I'm going on 50 and I've been hearing "the world is going to end in 10 years" for as long as I've been alive.
People who have left a seemingly decent job: What did you really want to say in your exit interview, but didn’t?	(Name of employee) is a sexual deviant, has no business running a team, has no clue what he's doing. Sexually harassed and made everyone on that reports to him extremely uncomfortable in his interactions and two levels of his leadership are protecting him from proper disciplinary actions that should have him terminated immediately. Oh wait this was supposed to be what i didn't say....
What’s something you don’t want to tell anyone but would like to get off your chest?	That im sick of business's using things like "Gay Pride" and "Every child matters" just to get there name in media to be "one of the cool kids" its fucking disgusting, none of them give a shit about any of the actual cause they just want to get in on that trend
You're gifted with the opportunity to go back in time to kill one person. Rules are no Hitler & no preventing your own existence. Who do you kill & why?	I wil killl that motherfucking fish who decided that it will be a good idea to chill on the land. Thanks to that bitch now i should find a job.
What animal would find humans cute as pets?	Elephants. And they already do.
If you no longer had a name but could only go by emojis, which emojis would you use to replace your name?	I don't do emojis. I do emoticons ;)
To the people who don’t block toxic people straight away, why?	I like getting the last laugh, and I also like laughing at the idiocy of some people
According to utilitarianism you shouldn’t have to work on your personality for people to care about you. What do you think about that?	Wait, utilitarianism says that?
Ladies, what is in your purse?	Currently: Wallet. Sunglasses. A book. Keys. Battery bank. Hand sanitizer. Hand lotion. Hydrocortisone cream. Lip balm. Compact mirror. A tin with a hair tie, hair coil, and some bobby pins in it. Tampons and liners. A knife. A bag of almonds. Lactase enzyme pills. Pill organizer with various pain meds. A couple of pens. Probably some other random stuff.
How soon is too soon to fart openly around your SO?	Immediately
What is one thing you could not imagine the world without?	Oxygen
What is one thing that everyone in the world can all agree on?	We all need love!
You are granted three throwaway fun wishes to use in the next 24 hours on anything non-serious. What are you wishing for?	1. Soft honking noise whenever people touch someone's nose. 2. Snake will now, officially will be spelled as snek everywhere. 3. Every once in a while, without warning, instead of ejaculate, confetti will come out of a man's penis together with party horn sounds.
What have you learned from your child?	Patience And not everything has to be on a schedule
People with no TV, why?	Shit to do. Became a self employed woodworker just over 30 years ago. Never had tv since. Got a real busy life no time for any pretend shit...
How did you discover your Kink?	Porn
What is 101% stupid?	That no country has figured out how to not elect the extreme left and right in their country
Why do you upvote a question?	Because its a good question.
How do you pick yourself up and move on after a forced resignation?	Slightly off-topic, but never, ever let your boss pressure you into resigning. They do that shit so that you can't collect unemployment benefits.
What was that seemingly small thing or event that has changed your life forever and why?	Suicide attempt
What crazy behind the scenes event that overshadowed a wedding?	Everyone got drunk and played Cards Against Humanity. Well, except me. I don't like to drink.
What are some food items that smell better than they actually taste?	Coffee. I love the smell of coffee, but I don't like the taste.
What was the last major network show you watched where you said: “How the hell are people watching this?”	Basically any of the last few seasons of The Bachelor/ette.
What app controlled remote sex toy is your favourite?	Roomba. Never found anything that sucks that well.
How do you think the world would get destroyed?	If we don’t do it ourselves, then when the sun expands into a red giant and swallows the planet.
Which celebrity's death hit you the most?	Anthony Bourdain
If you were stranded 50k years ago in a cave that will be discovered by archeologists in the 2000s, what message will you leave for them?	Buy as much bitcoin when it first comes out. Easy
What is your longest self chosen (non-stock) app on your mobile device?	Huh?
What is your favorite marriage proposal scene from a TV show or movie?	Jim and Pam, simple and fits that couple’s personalities.
Have you ever, intentionally, stopped part way through a book that you were enjoying reading so much that you stopped so that you wouldn't finish it too soon? And what was going on that prompted you to stop it and for how long?	I do that all the time, because otherwise I won't get enough sleep and I'll be useless at my day job.
What long-gone acquaintance still stays in your thoughts?	Tina, the girl with down syndrome. In 4th grade, we were running a race in PE and I tripped over a crack in the sidewalk, broke my glasses and busted my face on the concrete. All the other kids (roughly 30 of them) ran past me, but Tina stopped to make sure I was okay. She was one of the kindest children I'd ever met. When the other kids would bully me, she would come sit with me and talk. Everybody bullied Tina, and I should have done a better job of defending her. She never held it against me if I sided with the other kids. Truly a good soul. She disappeared after 5th grade. I hope she moved away and is living a good life somewhere, but part of me thinks she probably died from health issues.
Which album has the best cover art?	The art for Thy Art is Murder's Dear Desolation is pretty dope.
What's the worst rage you've ever seen out of a man?	The 1st time I ever went to a strip club was in Portland Oregon. I was smoking a cigarette out front when they threw a man out for touching one of the ladies without permission. He was in a wheelchair, Because he had no legs. His face was scarred on one side, he was missing an eye, and several fingers. Dude couldn't have been more than 25 years old. He was very drunk and started rambling. You know the story, he was an army vet. Stepped on an IED, Lost all the appendages I told you about, also lost his penis and testicles. His wife left him after he got back. Took the kids. It might have been the no penis thing, it might have been the pretty obvious alcoholism and rage issues, maybe a little bit of both. Then the bouncer came out and started to try to calm him down. And this man, this profoundly broken individual, just starts swinging on the bouncer. Howling grotesquely like a man possessed, tears of rage cascading down his scarred face. The bouncer didn't really fight back, even though he could flatten the guy if he wanted to. You could see the pity in his eyes. You could see the pity in the eyes of the police officers when the guy started swinging on them too. It was the saddest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I'm not a big fan of strip clubs.
What memory of your SO/ex you have that you describe as “adorkable” ?	my ex gf doing a pickleback shot and chugging the entire jar of pickle juice lmao
Why are your 20s so confusing?	Your brain isn't done developing until 25~.
What's the best discography you've ever listened to?	Rush.
What's your craziest déjà-vu story?	i dreamt my gf (now ex duh) broke up with me two days after she did the same way i dreamt it
What do you call it when it's raining whole the sun is shining?	"sunshower"
What is the one lesson you’d teach your children?	I'd teach them what I wish my parents had thought to teach me. It's OK to want friends, but don't ever let yourself think you need them. Enjoy the company of others, but don't depend on anybody else. You are complete and perfect in yourself, and there's nothing anybody can do for you that you can't learn to do on your own if you're willing to put in the time and effort. I learned this the hard way—on my own.
What is on top of your bed?	2 blankets
What’s your weird bed time routine?	giving myself 2-3 hours of sleep a night on weekdays
How should the police be defunded: privatization coupled with social programs, or social programs alone with no police?	no police? are you for real?
To the ex-non-vaxxers, what happened that made you change your mind? [Serious]	Told my cancer doctor I believed in evolution and my natural immune system. He asked me if I believed in extinction as well...
Men who post their dick or naked pic of themselves on social media, why?	So you'll see it... duh.
How do you deal with anxiety and paranoia?	Medication.
What is your philosophy of life?	do good, die great
If you were sent back 50k years in time to a cave that was discovered by archeologists in recent years, what message would you leave for them?	Hi, we've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty.
People who started a new life in a different country from where they grew up, what was the weirdest part of the transition?	language
What has COVID made you realize about yourself/others that you didn't notice before?	That a large number of people I interact with on a daily basis are complete dumbasses.
What is your favorite true crime story?	Mine is unpopular, but the story of a kid who goes around forcing animals to fight each other just so he can get status as an animal fighting trainer.... There is an entire tv series, a few movies, and (for some weird reason) video games and a card game about his crimes....
What do you dislike most about movies and shows nowadays?	Unoriginal plots
What’s a chore for most people but fun for you?	Taking out The trash
Who are you people?	Just a random fuckhead.
How did you feel after your first kiss?	I didn't feel anything.
What’s your weird morning routine?	Wake and make a different cup of tea than whatever flavor I had yesterday and bake.
What situation have you been through that would sound absurd out of context?	My 2nd grade gym coach has a micro penis. This isn't an urban dis, he molested me, and I now know of his short comings.
[Serious] What is the career endgame for a full time streamer, YouTube content creator and/or social media influencer? What do you/they plan on doing in your/their 50s to end of life?	I always imagine its a lot like the comedy profession, streaming is like their open-mics. maybe could be compared to acting too, and the streaming if like their early stage-acting or improv or whatever they do. get more gigs, get more famous. as they get more famous they get contacted by other famous streamers, maybe some sponsors. at that point it seems like it almost becomes like a tv show, then maybe even more, kind of like how all the best comedians seems to end up on TV as directors and writers. Then you help other streamers get better, or maybe you create a brand, really, the possibilities are endless, it will probably just come down to the connections you make along the way.
What’s the best comeback you’ve heard to an insult?	"See, that right there is the reason no one likes you"
What's your favourite kanye track?.	Monster
Ladies, let’s be honest. How often do you orgasm vaginally?	Never lol
What's the best videogame song ever?	Still Alive -Portal
What do YOU do to prevent forest fires?	Keep away from the forest.
What is your favourite duo in any show or movie?	Han & Chewie
What was the most paranormal thing that has ever happened to you or the one you know?	I went to a Catholic College that has a Monastery on campus. Many people have seen the ghost of a monk in the bell tower after sneaking up there at night.
What natural wonder, when discovered/realized by humans, was most jaw-dropping/terrifying/awe-inspiring?	Earth is not the center of the universe
You have just been teleported exactly 1 meter to your right. How has this effected you?	Just fell off a cliff while trying to water a tree.

When did post nut clarity help you?

When I wanted to cheat but chose to masturbate beforehand

What would be the worst / funniest on hold music?

Baby Shark

What is a situation/scenario that is impossible to talk yourself out of?

When you get caught cheating

Gun owners who conceal carry, when is a time you almost/did have to draw on someone?

I was at a gas station once, probably around midnight. Dude started hitting on me as I was finishing pumping my gas and absolutely wouldn't take no for an answer. Then he leaned into my car window while I was starting the car. Almost reached for the gun but I opted to just floor it so he'd get thrown off the car. If for some reason my car wouldn't have started or my keys were too far for me to reach them quickly, I'd 100% have pulled it out and told him to back the fuck up

What would you do if you were eating thanksgiving with your family and your grandmother decided to twerk on top of the dining table?

why did you post this

What's your most "oh fuck" moment?

Being born

How do you stop playing the victim/victimizing yourself?

When you take responsibility for your actions and don’t see the world as limiting you but you limiting yourself. If you fuck up, own it and try to improve

To the people who steal other people’s lunch from the fridge at work, why do you do it?

everyone who does that is a mischieveous exec with a large income so that the normal workers can't do anything about it, serves you right if you choose to work!

What was the last hurtful thing you said to someone, and do you regret it?

"Don't you dare accuse me of being selfish and talk about how much you sacrificed to raise me, mom. Not when I've always been there to listen when you needed an unpaid therapist. Not when I had to raise my own brother because you weren't up to the job. The only reason I even exist is that you just *had* to have some dick!" And, no, I don't regret it. I never will.

Which american state is the best to visit and has the friendliest people? Which is the worst?

everyone is nice in south texas that i have met but everyone was also nice in new york and maine and dc i guess the only place they werent that nice was washignton and they werent mean they just didnt smile ever

(Serious) What is the scariest "creepypasta" in your opinion?

The Russian Sleep Experiment. Don't want to give anything away really. It's a good one. More so unsettling.

If you could be any character from your favourite tv show, who would it be?

Sherlock

How would life be different if all deaths that occur during a year (natural, accidental, criminal) all happen at the strike of midnight on New Year’s Eve every year?

Caterpillar stock would go up in January from all that digging.

For those of you who leave shopping carts in parking lots or on curbs instead of the return spots, what do you do with your extra 10 seconds?

Kick puppies and take candy from little kids

If Elon Musk is real life Tony Stark, what would other celebrities be real life versions of?

Elon Musk is not a fucking real life Tony Stark. He is just a rich asshole who bought a company and is cosplaying as a scientist.

Who did you have to give up on to move on with your life?

My entire family... I started a new one & my kids are my inspiration to never accept shit behavior from anyone ever again🙂

You work for a call center, but you get to choose what song plays when you put somone on hold. What song do you choose?

Rick Roll. A lot of people hang up, my job gets way easier.

What would you celebrate if you had to throw a random party today?

Hump daaaaay

Drivers who back into parking spots... Why?

Easy to pull out, and safer

What do you do if your ex keeps on creating fake profiles after blocking him to communicate to you even after months after a break up ?

restraining order

Can you tell where you're from without telling the name where you're from?

Pizza pasta

Where are you from , without saying where are you from ?

10,000 lakes

What is your most favourite cartoon?

Personally, i love amazing world of gumball. Pretty underrated

How would you convey you are from Lithuania without telling you’re from Lithuania?

Wear the flag in some way is really your only option

When was the time you found out someone you know is/was actually a badass?

My grandpa. my family is a ranching family and he was helping on the fall round up, keep in mind he's in his 80s and a cow starts trying to get away. he chases her, his horse starts bucking and throws him off and he got his thumb tangled in the reins so it popped his thumb off. My dad catches his horse and brings it back to him. my grandpa climbed back on and helped corral the cows without a thumb. my dad asked if he wanted him to find his thumb so they could reattach it and grandpa says "nah, don't worry about it." even further back than that he got bucked off another time, broke ribs and was back riding the next day anyway. that was dangerous but he did it.

What chain restaurant gives you diarrhea 100% of the time?

Taco bell

If your close associates (friends, family, etc) ate dog meat, how would you react and what would you do?

I'll ask them where to find dog meat because I'm interested in tasting it.

When you call out someone's anger during an internet argument, how is that considered winning the argument?

I think it's meant to demonstrate that the other person is operating from a position of emotion rather than reason. I mean, I'm not agreeing that it makes that person *wrong,* but I believe that's the underlying justification for equating anger with being incorrect.

What’s the best thing that happened to you this year?

Biden tripping on the stairs

What is the first thing that goes through your mind when your alarm goes off in the morning?

fuck

People who take photos of the deceased at open casket funerals…. why?

gotta get off some how

What simple advice have you got, following which was life changing?

Confidence is key to just about everything.

What’s a good name for AirPods?

"More Money Than Sense"

What sad thing has happened sometime before a wedding that thankfully didnt put a complete downer?

a few months before my cousin got married. Her dad got out of the car and literally dropped dead. &#x200B; He had divorced my aunt for almost 2 decades but was still on good terms. He did cheat but everyone still thought he was a good guy (he married the other woman and still was with her). So it was a complete shock. &#x200B; At her wedding, my cousin had her step dad (another great guy) do all the fatherly stuff but it wasnt still sad. But wedding was still amazing

With Earth headed towards a very probable environmental collapse, what's something everyone should know/be prepared for regarding the future?

I'm going on 50 and I've been hearing "the world is going to end in 10 years" for as long as I've been alive.

People who have left a seemingly decent job: What did you really want to say in your exit interview, but didn’t?

(Name of employee) is a sexual deviant, has no business running a team, has no clue what he's doing. Sexually harassed and made everyone on that reports to him extremely uncomfortable in his interactions and two levels of his leadership are protecting him from proper disciplinary actions that should have him terminated immediately. Oh wait this was supposed to be what i didn't say....

What’s something you don’t want to tell anyone but would like to get off your chest?

That im sick of business's using things like "Gay Pride" and "Every child matters" just to get there name in media to be "one of the cool kids" its fucking disgusting, none of them give a shit about any of the actual cause they just want to get in on that trend

You're gifted with the opportunity to go back in time to kill one person. Rules are no Hitler & no preventing your own existence. Who do you kill & why?

I wil killl that motherfucking fish who decided that it will be a good idea to chill on the land. Thanks to that bitch now i should find a job.

What animal would find humans cute as pets?

Elephants. And they already do.

If you no longer had a name but could only go by emojis, which emojis would you use to replace your name?

I don't do emojis. I do emoticons ;)

To the people who don’t block toxic people straight away, why?

I like getting the last laugh, and I also like laughing at the idiocy of some people

According to utilitarianism you shouldn’t have to work on your personality for people to care about you. What do you think about that?

Wait, utilitarianism says that?

Ladies, what is in your purse?

Currently: Wallet. Sunglasses. A book. Keys. Battery bank. Hand sanitizer. Hand lotion. Hydrocortisone cream. Lip balm. Compact mirror. A tin with a hair tie, hair coil, and some bobby pins in it. Tampons and liners. A knife. A bag of almonds. Lactase enzyme pills. Pill organizer with various pain meds. A couple of pens. Probably some other random stuff.

How soon is too soon to fart openly around your SO?

Immediately

What is one thing you could not imagine the world without?

Oxygen

What is one thing that everyone in the world can all agree on?

We all need love!

You are granted three throwaway fun wishes to use in the next 24 hours on anything non-serious. What are you wishing for?

1. Soft honking noise whenever people touch someone's nose. 2. Snake will now, officially will be spelled as *snek* everywhere. 3. Every once in a while, without warning, instead of ejaculate, confetti will come out of a man's penis together with party horn sounds.

What have you learned from your child?

Patience And not everything has to be on a schedule

People with no TV, why?

Shit to do. Became a self employed woodworker just over 30 years ago. Never had tv since. Got a real busy life no time for any pretend shit...

How did you discover your Kink?

Porn

What is 101% stupid?

That no country has figured out how to not elect the extreme left and right in their country

Why do you upvote a question?

Because its a good question.

How do you pick yourself up and move on after a forced resignation?

Slightly off-topic, but never, ever let your boss pressure you into resigning. They do that shit so that you can't collect unemployment benefits.

What was that seemingly small thing or event that has changed your life forever and why?

Suicide attempt

What crazy behind the scenes event that overshadowed a wedding?

Everyone got drunk and played Cards Against Humanity. Well, except me. I don't like to drink.

What are some food items that smell better than they actually taste?

Coffee. I love the smell of coffee, but I don't like the taste.

What was the last major network show you watched where you said: “How the hell are people watching this?”

Basically any of the last few seasons of The Bachelor/ette.

What app controlled remote sex toy is your favourite?

Roomba. Never found anything that sucks that well.

How do you think the world would get destroyed?

If we don’t do it ourselves, then when the sun expands into a red giant and swallows the planet.

Which celebrity's death hit you the most?

Anthony Bourdain

If you were stranded 50k years ago in a cave that will be discovered by archeologists in the 2000s, what message will you leave for them?

Buy as much bitcoin when it first comes out. Easy

What is your longest self chosen (non-stock) app on your mobile device?

Huh?

What is your favorite marriage proposal scene from a TV show or movie?

Jim and Pam, simple and fits that couple’s personalities.

Have you ever, intentionally, stopped part way through a book that you were enjoying reading so much that you stopped so that you wouldn't finish it too soon? And what was going on that prompted you to stop it and for how long?

I do that all the time, because otherwise I won't get enough sleep and I'll be useless at my day job.

What long-gone acquaintance still stays in your thoughts?

Tina, the girl with down syndrome. In 4th grade, we were running a race in PE and I tripped over a crack in the sidewalk, broke my glasses and busted my face on the concrete. All the other kids (roughly 30 of them) ran past me, but Tina stopped to make sure I was okay. She was one of the kindest children I'd ever met. When the other kids would bully me, she would come sit with me and talk. Everybody bullied Tina, and I should have done a better job of defending her. She never held it against me if I sided with the other kids. Truly a good soul. She disappeared after 5th grade. I hope she moved away and is living a good life somewhere, but part of me thinks she probably died from health issues.

Which album has the best cover art?

The art for Thy Art is Murder's Dear Desolation is pretty dope.

What's the worst rage you've ever seen out of a man?

The 1st time I ever went to a strip club was in Portland Oregon. I was smoking a cigarette out front when they threw a man out for touching one of the ladies without permission. He was in a wheelchair, Because he had no legs. His face was scarred on one side, he was missing an eye, and several fingers. Dude couldn't have been more than 25 years old. He was very drunk and started rambling. You know the story, he was an army vet. Stepped on an IED, Lost all the appendages I told you about, also lost his penis and testicles. His wife left him after he got back. Took the kids. It might have been the no penis thing, it might have been the pretty obvious alcoholism and rage issues, maybe a little bit of both. Then the bouncer came out and started to try to calm him down. And this man, this profoundly broken individual, just starts swinging on the bouncer. Howling grotesquely like a man possessed, tears of rage cascading down his scarred face. The bouncer didn't really fight back, even though he could flatten the guy if he wanted to. You could see the pity in his eyes. You could see the pity in the eyes of the police officers when the guy started swinging on them too. It was the saddest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I'm not a big fan of strip clubs.

What memory of your SO/ex you have that you describe as “adorkable” ?

my ex gf doing a pickleback shot and chugging the entire jar of pickle juice lmao

Why are your 20s so confusing?

Your brain isn't done developing until 25~.

What's the best discography you've ever listened to?

Rush.

What's your craziest déjà-vu story?

i dreamt my gf (now ex duh) broke up with me two days after she did the same way i dreamt it

What do you call it when it's raining whole the sun is shining?

"sunshower"

What is the one lesson you’d teach your children?

I'd teach them what I wish my parents had thought to teach me. **It's OK to want friends, but don't ever let yourself think you need them. Enjoy the company of others, but don't depend on anybody else. You are complete and perfect in yourself, and there's nothing anybody can do for you that you can't learn to do on your own if you're willing to put in the time and effort.** I learned this the hard way—on my own.

What is on top of your bed?

2 blankets

What’s your weird bed time routine?

giving myself 2-3 hours of sleep a night on weekdays

How should the police be defunded: privatization coupled with social programs, or social programs alone with no police?

no police? are you for real?

To the ex-non-vaxxers, what happened that made you change your mind? [Serious]

Told my cancer doctor I believed in evolution and my natural immune system. He asked me if I believed in extinction as well...

Men who post their dick or naked pic of themselves on social media, why?

So you'll see it... duh.

How do you deal with anxiety and paranoia?

Medication.

What is your philosophy of life?

do good, die great

If you were sent back 50k years in time to a cave that was discovered by archeologists in recent years, what message would you leave for them?

Hi, we've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty.

People who started a new life in a different country from where they grew up, what was the weirdest part of the transition?

language

What has COVID made you realize about yourself/others that you didn't notice before?

That a large number of people I interact with on a daily basis are complete dumbasses.

What is your favorite true crime story?

Mine is unpopular, but the story of a kid who goes around forcing animals to fight each other just so he can get status as an animal fighting trainer.... There is an entire tv series, a few movies, and (for some weird reason) video games and a card game about his crimes....

What do you dislike most about movies and shows nowadays?

Unoriginal plots

What’s a chore for most people but fun for you?

Taking out The trash

Who are you people?

Just a random fuckhead.

How did you feel after your first kiss?

I didn't feel anything.

What’s your weird morning routine?

Wake and make a different cup of tea than whatever flavor I had yesterday and bake.

What situation have you been through that would sound absurd out of context?

My 2nd grade gym coach has a micro penis. This isn't an urban dis, he molested me, and I now know of his short comings.

[Serious] What is the career endgame for a full time streamer, YouTube content creator and/or social media influencer? What do you/they plan on doing in your/their 50s to end of life?

I always imagine its a lot like the comedy profession, streaming is like their open-mics. maybe could be compared to acting too, and the streaming if like their early stage-acting or improv or whatever they do. get more gigs, get more famous. as they get more famous they get contacted by other famous streamers, maybe some sponsors. at that point it seems like it almost becomes like a tv show, then maybe even more, kind of like how all the best comedians seems to end up on TV as directors and writers. Then you help other streamers get better, or maybe you create a brand, really, the possibilities are endless, it will probably just come down to the connections you make along the way.

What’s the best comeback you’ve heard to an insult?

"See, that right there is the reason no one likes you"

What's your favourite kanye track?.

Monster

Ladies, let’s be honest. How often do you orgasm vaginally?

Never lol

What's the best videogame song ever?

Still Alive -Portal

What do YOU do to prevent forest fires?

Keep away from the forest.

What is your favourite duo in any show or movie?

Han & Chewie

What was the most paranormal thing that has ever happened to you or the one you know?

I went to a Catholic College that has a Monastery on campus. Many people have seen the ghost of a monk in the bell tower after sneaking up there at night.

What natural wonder, when discovered/realized by humans, was most jaw-dropping/terrifying/awe-inspiring?

Earth is not the center of the universe

You have just been teleported exactly 1 meter to your right. How has this effected you?

Just fell off a cliff while trying to water a tree.