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what languages do you speak? | Norwegian and English, and a little bit of Latin. |
People who have went to jail and came out better for it, how is life going and what is your story? | You can get a very good education in the humanities in jail. It wouldn't hurt many a businessman to be sent there to get that. |
What do the numbers on toasters mean? | The intensity, not the time. |
What was your moment that you recognized you needed to stay away from your friend immediately ? | When a friend made a degrading comment and her past behavior shone, I realized she wasn't really a "Friend". |
What's a terrible movie from a great director? | Tenet |
With the most powerful and rich people in the world actively working on creating ways to escape this planet, first Elon Musk, and Richard Branson, now Jeff Bezos, all having their private get-off-the-planet escape mechanism, do you think there is something they know that we don't, and what is it? | We all know we're killing our planet and there's not much we can do about it, they just have the means to leave. That and laws don't have as much meaning in colonies. |
What are some things that you’ve loved to do but haven’t been doing? | Reading. I used to be able to finish a book no later than a week but now I don't even have the attention span to read a couple chapters over a few days. |
What is one thing you wish never happened or one thing you could go back and do differently ? | Not saying proper goodbyes.
Being a bully a few times.
When I was a teenager and didn't respect the sacrifice of my father. |
What single event caused you to reconsider a belief that you previously held very strongly? | Seeing a picture of myself next to the Stanley Cup. No, I wasn't a champion hockey player, but I thought I was at the top of my game. Then I got the photo back and saw a nearly 300 lb former touring musician turned desk jockey and team ownership partner. I asked "Who the f*** is that? That's not me."
I dropped to 175 pounds, quit my corporate gig, sold my ownership and went back to touring.
20 years later, I am retired from, but still work backstage and still weigh about 170-ish.
I'm no longer a wealthy person, but I am a healthy person and happy. |
What is your honest opinion of Dumbledore? | He cool |
What's the reason behind feeling lonely even when you've got friends and family around you? | Low self-esteem, depression, etc. |
You have to scare the fuck up people in a funeral by saying something or bringing up something, or both, what do you do? | Hi guys welcome to my unboxing video |
What's one motto/ideal which you believe everyone should follow? | Be kind, rewind... |
To people who quit video games, why did you and has it changed your life at all? | Once I got into my 20's, I started to lose interest. Plus being a female gamer just sucks. Nobody wants you to play and if you do they make a big deal if you're any good. My ex played 24/7 and so did his friends. It went from a casual hobby to consuming their lives, and it was just downright pathetic. It's fine as a hobby but at some point it's just time to just put it down and grow up. Any more than an hour or two a day I think is too much. I stopped playing everything but my switch. Ill play Stardew once a month but that's about it. I have more time to just live life, rather than spend it in front of a screen. I'm much healthier and so much happier. Sunshine does wonders. |
What is the hardest video game boss you have beat or been beaten by? | Lu Bu in Dynasty Warriors 2 on the second mission.
He is supposed to be a character that you avoid because he is unbeatable, so you're supposed to run around him and finish the mission before he kills all your allies.
This encounter is found in most if not all Dynasty Warriors titles, but from my experience it was the hardest in the second DW game. |
What's the answer to life, the universe and everything? | 42 |
What reflex or habit did you pick up from a job/hobby that's caused you annoyance/trouble in your day-to-day life? | Navy. Cursing and gay jokes aren't as well accepted in the civilian world. |
What’s your favorite fairy tale? | Is Shrek a fairytale ? If yes,then it's my favorite |
What’s something people are better off not knowing about? | How many things in your body can spontaneously fail and kill you |
What are some white flags that your date might be a submissive? | If they're French. |
What do you do when a FLY gets in your house? | I personally have to stop whatever I'm doing, grab a fly swatter, and go on an uninterrupted hunt until I can be sure that I've gotten it. My family thinks I'm nuts |
To the tech people who were at the helm during Y2K, what was it like behind the scenes? | Once it was past midnight in Australia and absolutely nothing happened, we started drinking hard on company time. |
What’s the most underrated video game quote ever? | "You forget a thousand things everyday. Make sure this is one of them." |
If Disney made a Space Jam ripoff, what sport (not basketball) would Mickey Mouse and his friends play? Who would be the celebrity athlete that joins their team? | Look at The Mighty Ducks |
People who have had to care for an ailing/aging parent, what was the best thing you did to help ease their discomfort or suffering? | Let them eat their favourite food. |
What thing not taken seriously nowadays will increase its value exponentially, similar to Bitcoin 10 years ago? | Clean water |
What’s something old and obsolete that your parents still keep around their house? | My Mom still has a land line telephone mounted to the wall. Long curly cord still there. Thing works, but honesty I bet she hasn't gotten a call on it in years. |
What’s the sexiest Olympic sport in your opinion? | We all know it’s Volleyball |
Hmm you meet Newton. what will you do? | if in a good mood, I'd tell him what a great and positive influence his genius will be on science and the world as a whole, if in a bad one, I'd tell him that although he is very influential on the world, abominable satanists and demon worshippers will abuse his work whereby they ignore 2/3rds of it namely the theological writings and only concentrate on the 1/3 rd of hard science that is embedded into former |
What’s a dramatic/cool phrase you’ve always wanted to use, but the opportunity has never come? | "I'm your Huckleberry" |
What experiences have you had with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? | In the late 1960s there was an alien invasion of the moon.
After visiting the moon they invaders got into their ship and flew to earth. Their spaceship is now stored in the Smithsonian museum in Washington DC and I got to see it when I was visiting there. |
As a judge, you always sentence people to a horrible place. What place is it? | Ohio |
You’re permanently inserted into the last video game you played, how’s your life going and what’s the plan? | The plan?
Goodbye.
Stay safe friend.
Don’t you dare go hollow |
What is the most cursed thing someone has ever said to you? | Til death do you part. |
If you're getting a bj through a gloryhole and hear your mom's voice through the wall ,what do you do? | If i can still her her voice, it's not in deep enough |
Which is best kind of diet for weight loss according to you? | The one you can maintain long term. |
What's your "I can't take this any more, I quit" story? | Worked a job with awful conditions and managers who did not like me. When I started contemplating self harm to get out of it, I knew I was done. |
What's a phrase you've heard but don't understand the meaning? | The cake is a lie. |
Where and how did you meet your SO? | College campus, blind date. |
Whats your favor video game? | Fallout 3 |
People who send unsolicited dick pics, why? | They don't have the balls to be rapists so that's it I guess |
What tricks and tips improved your social skills, confidence, and charisma? | For me somewhat, starting to think less of myself and more of thinking about what other people were looking for, and trying to put them at ease. |
What's a good song from a bad band? | You’re basically asking for one hit wonders. Search for that expression and you’ll find a bunch! |
People who are late for everything: why is being on time or early so hard? | I grew up in a home of people like this, and never understood it, honestly I still don't. I'm mildly traumatized by the embarrassment of going to church services, plays, movies, dates, etc late. They could know it's happening a year in advance and they would still be late. Since reaching adulthood, I don't think I've ever been even 5 minutes late to anything, ever. I mean none of this with malice, I'm just genuinely curious why this is a thing. |
[Serious] What personal flaw is holding you back from bettering yourself? | Tendency to just do nothing |
[Serious] What's the creepiest thing that ever happened to you while travelling abroad? | Went to amsterdam years ago, before the red light district had calmed down a little to where it's at now.
Bumped into three or four eastern European gypos who asked me for a smoke, I was pretty stoned so thought nothing of it and offered them some tobacco, but they were after weed, told them I'd smoked it all but they didnt like it.
Started to hassle me but there were people everywhere so I just walked away. After only a little while I realised that the scum were following me, so I doubled back on myself and made sure to avoid any of the darker alleys and wot not, but they were with me the whole way.
It was obvious that they were trying to get me somewhere quiet so they could rob me, but my luck changed, as I was walking through the red light area I walked passed a shop that sold weapons, I dont think it's there anymore, crossbows and various knives to the tourists.
I went inside and got myself a decent knife that I thought might come in handy if they tried to jump me at some point, but when I got outside the shop they had fucked off, no sign of them anywhere. I know I got lucky that night and I was a lot more careful to keep my wits about me when I've been back there. Thats the only time I ever came close to getting myself into trouble in amsterdam. |
What should you really be doing right now, but aren't, and why not? | "working" but i got nothing to do |
Sexually experienced people, what did you learn? | No sexual experience is worth a child you don’t want to raise. Don’t skip condoms.
Also, sex is like dancing, not like surgery. It’s something you do with her, not to her. |
What TV show is your "comfort food" show? | Greys Anatomy |
How much nutrients does floating a sliced lemon/lime/cucumber/etc in a drink provide? | 4 |
What song becomes really creepy when instead of singing the lyrics with the melody, you simply read them? | Parts of the French national Anthem |
People who don't speak german as their first language, do you think german sounds aggressive? if so, which word sounds most aggressive in your opinion? | Als Deutschmuttersprachler finde Ich nicht, dass Deutsch aggressiv klingt. Aber mal sehen was die Kommentare sagen. |
What Movie Ending would you change? | The Force Awakens. Kill all the new characters at the end except Kylo Ren and start over. |
What movie(s) did you rewatch the most? | Christine
The Breakfast Club
All the Rocky movies
All the Rambo movies
Terminator 1 and 2
All the Lethal Weapon movies
Flash Gordon
Star Wars episodes IV through VI |
What Star Wars quote would describe your sex life? | You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. |
Where can you find the anime: 7 deadly sins subbed free? | https://gogoanime.pe//search.html?keyword=Seven%20deadly%20sins |
On a scale of 1-10, how stressed are you right now? And why? | 7 work stuff |
Ex-Stoners, what made you quit smoking? | Told myself in 2014:
Now it is Time to be an Adult
Got a degree & im still studying.
Having a Drivers license, i drive & can’t smoke.
I am Married & i have a Child. My Wife comes from a Conservative Family. Never told her i did smoke weed in the Past. |
What style is coming back? | maybe after those washed out 80s style jeans/demins and fat soles, it will swing again to styles that I like more like well fitted clothes for once (not that they ever go out of style anyway, but sometimes they are more fashionable, sometimes not so much) |
Is it really that hard to find a "good script" for a comic movie when there are dozens of great stories already written? | apparently so |
Thinking about giving head with a canker sore. Do you think this is a good idea ? Why or why not ? | It might hurt, but it's not contagious, so have at it. |
What's your favorite podcast out there, why? An what do you reccomend to a random stranger you don't know? | I like *This Podcast Will Kill You* because it's about diseases and their history. Biased towards it as I studied microbiology and molecular bio.
As a recommendation? Idk haha it depends on your interests |
What are your thoughts about both old and new SNL? | SNL has been hit-or-miss, mostly miss, for its entire history, but people think it used to be better because of nostalgia bias |
[SERIOUS] What’s the best evidence that MLK Jr was assassinated by the FBI? | Well, the FBI more or less admitted to it with the release of COINTELPRO.
https://thefreethoughtproject.com/52-yrs-fbi-memphis-pd-assassination-mlk/ |
Would you accept a camgirl as girlfriend? yes? no? why? | no
my wife would disapprove |
What's something you can't stand, but have to give props to? | Country music, at least modern country. I think the songs are all a bit generic, but damn are they catchy melodies. |
What are the best memories you have of your grandparents? | Making spinners with my grandfather and going fishing was always fun. |
Everything is now extremely lewd and sexual and nsfw is for all ages. What happens or changes and what do you do? | This is a creepy question. |
What do you truly desire? | I desire nothing. I have enough. I am content in life. Things come and things go, and life flows on. It's beautiful. |
What can you do to remove lipstick from a book page? | Burn the book |
What's that one movie everyone should watch in their life? | Shrek |
What did you collect as a child? | Trauma |
People who dislike 'Harry Potter', in what other ways have you never had a childhood? | Had a great childhood with sports, girls, friends and fun. Didn’t need a metrosexual child wizard speaking nerd to excite me |
Why are you still wearing a mask? | There's still a pandemic.
Edit: you don't stop taking the antibiotics jsut because you feel better. You kill that bacteria until its VERY dead or it will spread again.
Viruses also do this.
You don't stop preventing their spread jsut because things seem a little easier. |
Whats your favorite game to play on a road trip? | I like to play "Who's in my Mouth?" with my girlfriend. |
What TV show started off bad but got better in later seasons? | Star Trek: The Next Generation |
You wake up and it’s tomorrow. You are well rested. What do you do? | Same thing we do every day pinkie |
What advice would you give to your younger self? | Stop caring so much about what other peers think. Enjoy your youth because it is fleeting and rushing to be an adult isn’t as cracked up as you believe |
What's your Best Story From school?? | have a couple but these are some of the best
1. in 3rd or 4th grade we had a foreign exchange student. i don't remember what exactly led up to this incident, but the exchange student stabbed another dude in the arm with a pencil because his arm was on his desk. I wish i was kidding about this
2. in 5th grade i tried to do that thing where you put two ketchup packets under a toilet seat that was slightly open and when the next person sits down, they get ketchup on their legs. turns out the seat was a bit to heavy because like 5 minutes later an angry teacher yelled at us for getting ketchup in the bathroom. they never figured out it was me and I'm the reason why they monitor the ketchup packets
3. the rumor that our terrifying social studies teacher had to dress up in a pink princess dress with a wig and makeup was confirmed with photographic evidence by our science teacher
a lot of other crazy shit happened in public school but those are just the ones i can think of right now |
You have the power to go back in 2019 and make people aware about upcoming pandemic. How would you do it? | I wouldn't.
I don't believe I would be taken seriously, and it sounds like a lot of work. Seems easier to just let the world burn itself. It will happen either way, might as well save myself the hassle. |
What’s the worst thing that happened to you when visiting a foreign country? | i got chased by a group of big dogs in mexico |
Have you ever hated a show/game/movie solely because of its fanbase? | Yes, I hate rainbow six siege cuz of how fuckin rude people are on there. |
Genie will grant your one wish with a condition. First reply is the condition. What is your wish? | To lose 10 pounds |
What are your top 3 songs that make you emotional and why? | Adagio for Strings - Samuel Barber
It's a wonderful world - Neil Armstrong
I think because of the movies (Platoon and Good Morning Vietnam) |
Who do you love the most and why? | Me because nobody else is going to. |
Those of you who have had to take a family member off of life support, if you dont mind sharing, what's your story? More importantly, How are you doing now? | I tried asking last night but I feel I picked a poor time of day for it so I'm just taking another attempt at it. Final time posting this question, no worries.
Pain is easier managed when voiced, as I'm currently going through the process mentioned I was just wondering how anyone out there felt that went through it as well. Please, if you dont feel comfortable sharing, dont feel pressured too but know, whatever gets said here will be appreciated and I hope you're all doing ok now, whatever your story might be.
For myself, the story begins as any would with a father who wasnt there, grow up with just mother and siblings, then 8 years old I meet my father for the first time, it's spotty appearances through childhood going into my teen years, then when I was around 17 or 18 years old, he came back around, we tried to live together again for a few months then he left again for unknown reasons, I'm left feeling abandoned for quite a while, years pass and communication is sparse, I'm 27 now and on the 17th of July, 5 days after my birthday, my father was up on a ladder and fell, he broke his C1 and c2 vertabrae, and had a massive heart attack as a result of the injury, and was without oxygen or a pulse for 20 minutes. Calls are made once hes in hospital, and us living across the country receive word. Family begins to reconnect and I discover that we were topic of conversation for him for.. a very long time, all hed wanted to do was fix everything. I never got to forgive him for his mistakes, i never got to say sorry for how i treated him. It hurts so much, and now we have to drive across the country to say goodbye, and I'll finally have my chance to say " I'm sorry dad, I love you"
Thank you to whoever reads this.
You are appreciated |
What does personal freedom mean to you? Do you believe you are the result of your choices or the product of your circumstances? | Little of both |
What is your favorite movie mistake? | The [stormtrooper ](https://youtu.be/dBQaLuqwtl8) that hits his head in A New Hope |
People who went into witness protection, how is your new life going? | Nice try Al Capone |
Which was the dress which you thought was cool but your parents did not think the same? | Well, half my parents didn't think it was cool. My mom and step dad liked it, my dad likes to keep me covered.
I had this beautiful shimmery fox blood cocktail dress that I wanted to wear for my first ROTC ball. It had spaghetti straps and a straight across neck line with a little cut v right in the middle of the bust. It was gorgeous. It had a split in the side that flared out with a ruffle.
My Dad decided to buy me a shawl that matched it in color and shimmer. You could technically call the shawl at poncho since it went over my head, which made it impossible to get off with my hairdo. So instead of being able to show off my gorgeous dress that everyone would have been jealous of, I just looked like any normal little awkward freshman, in a funky outfit. |
What food makes you happy? | Sushi. |
What’s the stupidest way you’ve broken a bone? | Dropped a car on my foot.
/ Check the stability of your jacks, kids! |
What's it called when you miss a place you remember hating? | School |
Adults, what is the dumbest thing another adult has genuinely asked you? | A friend of mine, who works at a Kroger, was once asked of they had any Meijer products. |
If you had a duty to help mankind evolve and have a better future, how would you do so? | Make every last company be responsible for recycling their product containers. |
What song/melody has defined your musical taste the most? | [Elevate Me Later](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF7wInjEGuc) by Pavement |
Which food when you eat it now reminds you most of your childhood? | HOT DOGS |
[Serious] What are some things a person can do to be more socially graceful? | Study etiquette. A lot of it.
Also, learn to lie. To lie well and to not mind when other people lie to you as well. You’ll need it if you truly want to be graceful. |
You can only listen to 5 albums from now on, which one do you choose? | Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd
Woman World Wide - Justice
Songs for the Deaf - Queens of the Stone Age
Come Around Sundown - Kings of Leon
Replaced - Birocratic |
What would happen if a species randomly evolved stronger,faster, smarter (higher IQ than humans) and start using humans as food? | It won't happen, because we broke evolution by being what we became over time. Unless we die out, there is no way another species would evolve to a point where it would become any kind of threat to us, as we already dominate nature in a way where this is impossible. It is hard to grasp the timescales at which evolution happens, but our ability to selectively breed into what we are now, where intelligence is the one characteristic we basically accidentally further (or so far have furthered) has given us a head-start so far from any other species that with us being around, the possibility of other species slowly adjusting to a world where we reign as the superior biological race is pretty much non-existent.
But we are at our peak, apparently, so we will fuck this up and make way for other's to come, long after we have gone, as sadly, nature doesn't really "learn" from its mistakes, it just keeps on striving for the optimum and even though intelligence breaks this concept in many ways, it will probably be able to ruin everything again some millions of years from now with another race like ours. |
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