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What did you say to someone that fricked them up?
fricked??? really? Are we going with "fricked" here?
What’s the toughest decision you ever had to make?
Telling my mum and sister they can't come my wedding cuz of a long family break up that happened. Now I'm having her text me all upset and it's shit tryin to smooth it over...lucky me.
What can you do to stop love from fading?
Create and share new experiences together. Communicate openly.
When was the first time you thought "Kids these days..."?
When I first heard about furries.
The average life expectancy of an Alien is 400 years old. What would you do with 400 years of life?
Probably kill myself 30 years in
Whats a weird way that you screen/test potential dates/relationships?
Listen to the tones in their voice to see if they're more constructive or destructive as a person and count how many times they talk about themselves over listening or talking about other things, topics, situations, etc. Are they looking for a partner or someone to make them feel good? Is it about the date, or is it all about them all the time? Conversely, if they make it all about you, that's just as bad. If they are unable to put forth any effort, give any input, or even carry a conversation and just stare at you and wait for you to talk more, that's a no for me. Conversations are give and take; both parties need to be capable of keeping up with each other. Relationships are nothing without effective communication.
What’s a humbling experience you had that you didn’t expect would humble you?
Doing Surveys to make money for the bills. I hated it but it got me thinking about the people who have to do something a lot more strenuous for a lot less.
Can everyone just stop tagging every post as NSFW even when it’s not?
Oh like you did?
What are 3 foods to avoid at all costs?
Anything processed, anything loaded with sugar, bootyholes.
What’s your best gender-neutral dis?
"I bet you're just the life of the funeral."
Which celebrity needs to just not?
Fucking hell, all of them
To the people who cut themselves and then take a pic of that and post it on social media, Why?
I’ve personally never posted a picture but have kept pictures to myself. My best guess for why people would post them, is for some form of toxic validation. You have to remember also, that if someone is cutting themselves, they are most likely mentally ill causing them to have a skewed vision of rationality. So if you’re looking for an answer that makes sense to healthy individuals, you probably won’t find one.
What’s something you eat as a snack that really isn’t considered a snack at all?
I keep peanut butter at work. Just take a couple of spoonfulls if I'm feeling low on energy
Would you go to space for 20 years in total isolation and with the only human contact being radio comms with mission control in zero gravity if you were promised a free house wherever you wanted to live, dental, healthcare, a car of your choosing, and a $500,000 annual pension after you got back?
Will there be drugs?
People who have signed an advanced directive, why?
Because a basic directive is for poor people.
Mechanics, what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen in a customer vehicle, or a used car?
Every spot except the driver's seat piled floor to ceiling with garbage.
What is some advice that you were given as a kid, you don't follow as an adult?
Respect your elders. To that I say, they better earn it first
what was your first experience with the arctic giraffe like?
It bit the head off of a snow goose. Amazing to see an apex predator in action.
[Serious] why is society so hyper-sexualized?
Sex is a great way to con people into buying things they don't need, let alone actually *want*.
What is/are your go-to song(s) when you’re at your absolute lowest?
Carry on my wayward son - Kansas
What's more dangerous a fool saying something he doesn't know or a fraud saying the same thing knowing it's mistruth?
Option 2
What video games made you emotional?
To The Moon The Walking Dead by Telltale Games
What is you go to “drunk food”?
Double bacon cheeseburger
What's one thing you were really excited that you got, but were only able to actually use years later?
A guitar is an excellent example of this. When you first get one, you will play very poorly for a while until you practice enough. The longer you have one, the more value you get out of it assuming you keep up with it
To the people who ask the people who do things why they do them, why?
If you answered this yourself, would the universe implode?
What was your biggest betrayal?
"I'm twelve"
whats the best way to find a good restorant nearby?
Try actually talking to people.
What was the biggest ripoff on your vacation?
Slot machines in Vegas. To quote Lewis black “flush your money down a toilet….at least then when it backs up you’ll feel like a winner!”.
What is thàt Zoom/Teams/Skype/ ... moment you will always remember?
Guy not on mute in a meeting with legit 1,000 people sees someone wearing sunglasses insides and goes “full name, Ray Charles looking mother fucker” and the dudes actually blind.
How much beer do you drink in a night?
None, anymore
How old is the world?
4½ billion years, give or take
Tough crowd. What do you guys make of it?
Ask for a volunteer and beat the shit out of them
What’s a food that we think it’s healthy but it’s not ?
Milk
What are the best and worst things you've ever done?
1-Asked for consent. 2-Didn't care anyway lmao
What is something you can do that feels instantly great?
I would guess cocaine...
You wake up and realise you're in the Breaking Bad universe. What would you do?
Throw pizza to the top roof.
Whats the worst thing that could happen when all of us are naked in public?
Motherfucking mosquitoes
When meeting someone for the first time, how do you make a good first impression?
Just focus on what they are saying, don't think of your next line in your head. If they show positive or negative interest in a topic then you can use both to your advantage for asking a question. If they aren't engaged, change the subject, even if it is awkward for a moment. Better than continuing.
You win a lottery at work tomorrow and are given 2 years paid leave; what do you wish to do with the time?
Sleep
What was your most fun drunk experience?
Threesome
What are some myths or legends that are very close to the actual true fact?
Dragons being reptilian and coming in various forms. Myths start from dinosaur fossils, which are deemed to be more on reptilian side of animal kingdom
What are the tell tale signs you didn't get the job?
There is someone else now doing that job
If the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, then what would be the fastest way to a woman's heart?
Between the 4th and 5th rib.
What is something that you would like to improve at?
Relationships
What did you get away with fixing "just enough" and what happened to the next person?
I once broke a tripod stand and I put all the piece together so I looked fixed and I set it near the computer. The next person who moved it realized that it was broken and proceeded to actually fix it.
The last thought you just had is going to happen in real life, what is going to happen?
We’re all Gonna get laid
Where was the best vacation and/or trip you've ever had?
Japan!
People who sign NDAs--what is it like with your significant other?
Can't talk about it sorry
What song is instantly recognisable by quoting as few of its opening words as possible?
Mama.....
What conspiracy theory do you believe in?
Birds aren’t real! Jk I just think that one is so hilarious
Non native Spanish speakers: what's your favorite Spanish word?
coño
not even 20 y/o yet (F) and very attracted to men like 50-60 y/o, but has a good relationship with father. why??
Get ready for some wonderful dms.
Where were you on 9/11?
I was in school. My mum told me as I got out of school at about 15.30. The first tower had been hit about an hour earlier.
You've inherited a one bedroom 500sqft cabin on a large plot of land and enough money to sustain you and your family for generations. One stipulation is you must actively live/sleep in this cabin with your very first girl(or boy)friend for minimum 5 years. How do you proceed?
Well, jokes on you, I’ve never had a significant other so I still live alone anyways. So down
Why do you not pee in the shower?
Wait? You guys take showers?
If you could kick one celebrity out of your country, who would it be and why?
Kim Kardashian Edit: Annoys the hell out of me
2050 is almost 28 years away.What other facts do you know that sound wrong but are actually right?
Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of the iphone than the building of the sphinx.
What is something stupid you did once that you can laugh at now?
My parents were having an addition put onto the house. At one point, there was a small blow up pool in the sink to be kitchen, under the incomplete roof to catch rain. My mother asked 9 year old me to empty out the pool during a big rainstorm, before heading out of the house. I did not understand the directions, because 10 minutes later my little brother and I were outside, on the deck, buckets in hand, in the pouring rain, furiously scooping water out of the above ground swimming pool. I was so frustrated because I was never going to be able to do this. There was too much rain. The pool was going to overflow and I couldn’t stop it! She reentered shortly after and, after initial shock and shouting, laughed harder than I’ve ever seen her laugh.
Nose has been stuffed for over 3 months what is wrong?
Covid, you ded now
What lie have you told in a job interview that ended up costing you the job?
I was a non-binary Muslim.
Which song has the most powerful intro?
Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne. It's such a weird song. "All aboaaard! Haahahahaha!!!", then that guitar riff, and you think you're in for a real banger. But then it mellows into an ordinary pop song real quick.
What is something totally useless but probably necessary?
Men
What is the most important thing to have in the trunk of your car?
Two hookers and an 8 ball.
Strategy gamers: what was your worst instance of hitting the auto resolve button in a RTS game?
Hitting autoresolve when the enemy has even a single chariot in Rome: total war. It always leads to the AI, not only winning, but absolutely curbstomping whatever army you brought, I swear to God. Battles against Egypt and Pontus are the worst offenders.
What was a time someone was mean to you?
My 6yo nephew ran up to me and shoved the cat on my lap off then ran away laughing
Who’s the most overrated celebrity you’ve heard of?
The Kardashians
People who've started a trend. What was your reaction when it blew up?
My junior year I started wearing double braids to school. Not long after, I noticed a bunch of other girls started doing it too. I was shocked since I wasn’t popular at all. I never got credit for starting the trend either.
English speakers, what do you find most difficult about learning other languages?
I'm trying to learn German right now on Duolingo and so far the hardest part for me is the way it's gendered. I've been trying to work around that by instead of just learning that for example Katze is female I just learn the word WITH the (what's it called an article, idk I'm shit with my own grammar) word in fron of it so instead of learning just Katze, I learn Die Katze and so on and so forth. ​ It's make it a bit easier when I approach it that way, but I still have to then think it through when I'm using something other than Die/Der/Das like Ein or Eine etc...
What is the ideal (indoor and outdoor) temperature for you ?
69 indoor 78 outdoor
Take a good look in the mirror, what do you see?
one ugly mother fucker
What in your opinion is the best proposal ever?
Hiring a bunch of people off the dark web to act as bystanders at a predetermined location. As the person I am going to propose to and I walk through that location I will pull out a gun and pull the pin out of a live grenade and threaten to kill us both if they don't marry me and sign all of the necessary documents right then and there. The hired bystanders will admonish and coerce my soon to be SO into signing the documents. They will also gaslight my soon to be SO into believing that they agreed to marry me (and share all assets, no prenup) of their own volition. They will also deny that I ever had a live grenade, gun, or ever threatened to kill all of us. Not that you asked, but I would later get my SO to slowly resent me and initiate a long and difficult divorce where I end up coming out with the better end of the deal.
What popular service is the hardest to unsubscribe from?
Comcast. Motherfuckers hang up on me to avoid cancelling
What instantly makes someone more attractive?
Smiling.
What music video makes you tear up every time you watch it?
Johnny Cash's version of [Hurt](https://youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI). If that song doesn't kill you, i dunno.
What's the greatest quote from a movie?
"Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been."
What is one quote that changed the way you see things?
Once the power of love overcomes the love of power then the world will now peace - Jimi Hendrix
What scene from an old film or tv show do you find disturbing?
There’s a scene from an episode of SVU 18th season I think where Olivia stumbles upon a robbery of her baby sitters family house and in it one of the dudes holding them hostage takes the 16 year old girl to another room and r@pes her. Now I get this is SVU but at this point, most of the stuff they didn’t show on screen they just implied or cut scenes right as it was happening and then come back to frame afterwards. But In this episode you actually hear her getting r@ped and her cries and screams and that episode disturbed me so much I stopped watching the show entirely. I can’t even revisit the show anymore because of that
What are your thoughts on Xbox Series X vs S?
I was curious because I'm planning on buying Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020 and I was mainly wondering if the series S can play it with no problems. Edit: They say the X is better in terms of performance but what is the drawback to the series S?
What does the statement “what was once done can be done again” not count for?
Losing one’s virginity.
What’s a good “it’s easier said than done” example?
Forgiveness. Easy to say it, easy to think of the idea of it, the concept... But much harder to do it. Especially if you suffer from too much Pride or Wrath. Both of which will keep you from truly forgiving people for their transgressions.
What's been worrying you lately?
I don’t think I’ll ever become who I wanted to be. I cried last night cus I realized I let my young self down. From ages 6-11 or so I really aspired to be a teacher mainly then I wanted to be something like a medical assistant but school is too hard for me as much as I try I can’t remember things well due to a lot of things and probably cus of ptsd and depression as well. It makes me worried I’ll never make something of myself that my child can look up to.
What is the scariest horror game you’ve ever played?
Outlast.
What has been your biggest impulse buy and was it worth it?
My wife. No.
What famous quote would be disturbing if said by your pet?
Any of them, I'd be disturbed if my fish spoke at all
What's your ethnicity and what country do you live in?
My ethnicity is sexy, and I live in the hearts of every woman and most men
What are the MOST annoying things you think People do in Public?
People that are obnoxiously loud for no reason whatsoever.
do you think online anonymity is a good thing or a bad thing? why or why not?
It's a good thing because it allows you to speak your mind. It can be a bad thing for the same reason.
What's a superhero idea you've had in your head that you've always wanted to share, but never had the time/talent to actually do anything about it?
Taking over an island just for women. Any women… Just for fun and as an experiment. Men will be banished by me
What do you call your inner demon?
Big Horny Mama
What is an ability you possess that you believe is unique to you?
I am the second person to answer this
What is the most overrated/underrates superpower and why?
Probability manipulation is underrated af, I don’t need to explain it do I
What is the best food item you’ve ever had that you could never find again?
These effin little bite site frozen cheesecake effers that effin stopped being made. NOTHING IS THE SAME!!!!!
if you were an animal which one would you like to be, and which one do your friends tell you you would be?
A german shepherd.
To the people who record themselves happy and laughing and then post it to a social media, why?
To hide our pain.
What is the word for behavior when the authority figure willingly ignores (your) abuse, but when you apply the same abuse to the abuser only then they intervene?
selective enforcement
What popular dishes you know from USA?
Hot dawg
If you could create your own slang word that was recognized by the dictionary, what would it be?
Funner
What is the best comeback you've ever came up with on the spot?
My name is Noah and one guy who has a dad bod was talking smack to me saying “knowing you’re skills, that arc won’t even float!” I responded “not with you it won’t”
What was your favorite toy when you were a child?
Legos. They could be anything.
do you think online anonymity is a good thing? why or why not?
It can be, but a lot of people use it to be insufferable cunts.