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What critically panned show or movie did you actually enjoy?	Most comedies. Critics have absolutely no sense of humor.
What happens when you watch too much porn?	My penis hurts.
What keeps you awake at night?	Insomnia
What happened to Pogs?	Nobody knew how to actually play them
Can someone who exercises frequently (and due to that, sweats a good bit) be okay with more than the recommendation for sodium intake?	Its not just sodium you need to replace. There are other "salts" that your body uses to keep yourself hydrated, such as potassium, and magnesium. The best thing is to drink sports drink or some kind of post workout drink that will help replace those minerals.
Whats something interesting about where you live that other might find interesting?	My state has one of the slowest moving major rivers running through it and it also flows north instead of south
To the people who ate gold, what was your experience?	I had a dinner at Victory & Albert's in The Grand Floridian hotel at Disney world. One of the desserts was a chocolate pyramid with gold leaf on it. You really couldn't taste the gold since gold leaf is very thin. Was it worth it? Not for me, since I don't like chocolate but my wife loved it.
What's a lyric from a song that is so good you wish you wrote?	"It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees" Power and the Passion by Midnight Oil
What is not acceptable for breakfast?	I'll eat anything at anytime of day and you can't stop me!!
What is the most common language mistake you see while talking with someone that is learning English?	That they talk to proper. Way too formal and correct grammar. Most people don't speak correct English (at least in America), depending on which state they live in, there is mostly slang.
If you were granted a one time glimpse into your future, would you take it? If so, for when?	My death. I just wanna know.
When did you use reverse psychology and it worked?	typically on children, starting off with “you’re probably too young/old to like this but…..” and they usually respond with “no no I like it” or “I do want to do that”
What is the name of your favorite pet?	You trying to get past my security questions? Lol
What is the biggest backfire of a power move you’ve ever seen?	Some one with a big ass and farting setting light to it o my where is his bolls
This has been asked before but. If possible, which fictional world would you want to live in?	Animal Crossing. Seems super chill— unless there’s something they’re not showing us…
What’s a good anime ost?	I'll save you the trouble and just share my [yt playlist for just that](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY3Z88WiyNer0qLrNvrd384KHiSX23GCB)
Why did Musk lose the space race to Branson and Bezos?	Because he would rather be in space for longer than 10 minutes. And not spend millions of dollars for such a short time
If you didn’t have to worry about the cost, what is ONE service you would have on speed dial?	I’d get a maid. Working full time and only have two days off a week leads to us having one day where we have to do all the cleaning essentially. So really we have like one day off to relax and do hobby stuff. It would be nice if someone could just do all the cleaning for us so we had the full weekend to not do chores lol
Service industry workers how much customer service do you have left in you?	Loads. Work in fine dining and I love it, being off work through lockdown gave me even more appreciation for my job and what I do :)
If the parallel universes theory is true and you can go to any universe that you'd want to, which universes would you visit first?	The Universe where I was born the opposite gender to see what happens
What's your favourite gift you've ever received?	My dog
What's something that makes you afraid to date someone new?	My S.O.
Mac people, why do you think apple computers are better? Vice versa windows people, why do you think windows is better?	I think the Android vs iPhone debate is similar in that with Android or windows you can a decent functional device for a lot cheaper but in my experience and opinion iPhones/mac are built better, run better for longer, and have better security.
what is the highest temperature your city reached this summer?	113 °F
What’s your opinion about déjà vus?	I think I saw this post earlier…
How do you know if you are in love?	"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Seuss (Apparently he never heard of meth, ironic but I digress.)
Which way should someone invest their money in order to get a down-payment for a home? Only looking to save for roughly 3 years and putting around $1,000 to $1500 a month.. Would it be a bad idea to put it all in a roth 401k (which is already set up through work) and use that for a loan?	I would see if a PPE is lower interest+fees than a loan on a retirement account, and also lower than an expected investment return in general.
How do you know if somebody is in love with you?	They say, “I am in love with you.”
Of all the diseases that exist in the world, Which is the least unpleasant or even mildly beneficial to live with?	Sickle cell anemia sucks, BUT you're immune to malaria so small hurray I guess?
What is something you wish someone told you as a kid?	Fail as much as possible in your youth.
What is your sentiment on using the phrase "I love you"? I've noticed some people use it very loosely and see it as a common phrase to say to a friend or family, while others tend to see it as a special phrase only reserved for a special usage or people such as SO's or family holding a high value?	If I love someone I tell them. My family, friends etc. However 'I'm IN love with you' is very different.
What is the most profound experience you have ever had?	When I made the transition from sanity to crazy town. Kind of like what happened to Jim Carey's character in Me, Myself and Irene.
[Serious] We can gamble online, why can't we make a ponzi/pyramid scheme and just be honest about how it works? Shouldn't this be possible for places where gambling is legal?	Pyramid/ Ponzi schemes are not even as fair as traditional gambling. They a negative sum game, and are exploitive of the majority.
You can go back in time when you were younger, but there will be 100 additional deaths in that timeline you cannot control. What will you decide to do?	Go back in time a second at a time until I'm 16 again. (45 now)
Is it acceptable for guys to wear briefs? What is your opinion on them?	Why should anyone care about another person's underwear?
People who thought/think that the election was stolen from Trump- what evidence do you have to support your case? Or what made you change your mind?	grabs popcorn
What is the most messed up thing you've seen on your local news network?	There was [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtzG3wdF_IU)
Who are some lesser known heroes from history?	Ur mother
What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say?	I'm offended!!
What’s your favorite way to make a sandwich?	Wit my hands
What is something that isn’t generally funny but you laugh at?	Dad jokes
What is a idea for a fictional, fantasy story you thought of in your freetime?	Nice try, J.K.
What is a TV-show or movie that never fails to make you laugh?	King of the Hill
What are the different ways to get into a hobby?	Find the sub on here for hobby.. join every fb group for that hobby.. become completely immersed to the point of obsession.. spend lots of money.. then find a new hobby.. rinse and repeat. At least that’s what I do :)
If the world was ending in three days, what would you do with your remaining time?	Party as if there is no tomorrow
What food has to be eaten with your mouth open to taste good?	What
If you were on death row, what would you request for your last meal?	Immortality pills
Have you ever been intoxicated during a sudden event or crisis (i.e. Natural disaster, family emergency, robbery, etc.)? What happened? How did you respond?	My dad had a stroke when I was 17. I was a heroin and meth addict I was a mess & felt so guilty because he had a stroke because he didn’t take care of himself and take his medication & I was angry at him for it all while my body was rotting from the inside out
What is the worst way of saying the best thing that ever happened to you?	The suicide wasn't successful.
Is it always awkward when you forget something and have to turn around quickly when walking in public?	A little bit, I guess lol, but tbh most people won’t notice. Although for me, I’m that person who stops dead in my tracks when I realize, and talk to myself before I turn around 😂
Who was your right person at the wrong time?	I met a guy in college. In this college once you graduate you get an internship that can be anywhere that you choose. We got different internships, 5 states away. He couldn’t handle the distance. I wanted it to work out so bad. We told each other that in a few years, once we have steady jobs and income, if we’re still single, we’ll meet again and try and make it work. Such a sweet guy, just met him at the wrong time I guess. Career over relationship guys.
Who is your spirit hero or villain in any comic book universe?	Lying Cat.
When was the last time you vomited and why?	2003 I was a kid
Who was your right person at the wrong time?	My ex wife. I'd gladly spend the rest of my days with her, unfortunately I was going through allot of trauma and became unhealthy and she had to make a hard choice. Wish I was the man I am now then.
you wake up in the same place but in a different universe. 7 month ago a virus started to spread turning people into karen. by first month. the world was overun with karen. it been 6 month since the last government collapse. when karen bite you you become a karen. how will you survive?	I will ask to see the manager. It will make karen confused and they will recover.
Have you ever killed someone in a dream? If so, why and how?	i accidentally knocked someone off a cliff while hiking in a dream
You have one hour where you can talk to any organ in your body. What do you ask them?	Me: "Yo, liver, I just want to apologize for nearly murdering you until I went to rehab." Liver: weakly replies "Go fuck yourself...." Me: "Yeah, ok, I deserve that. Hehe....I have to ask though...how the fuck are you still alive?" Liver: weakly "I finally got a cush desk job after you nearly killed me, fucktard..." Lungs: weakly "When do I fucking get mine?...." Me: turns off ability to hear organs
How do you wipe after using the bathroom?	Why do you need to know this 😳
What's the best thing you've saw ilr ( in real life ) ?	Boobs
What ultimately failed business did you have? Why did it fail?	The business I did in the urinal It failed because it didn't flush
What’s a horror movie you’re confident you’ll survive in and why?	Most of them works because the victims have 40 to 60 of iq
If you found out everything you have been told your whole life was lie, could you handle the truth?	Yep, I'm ready for some new truth.
What Is Your Puppy’s Crack? (Pup’s Favorite Snack)?	My dog's favourite crack is the one my friend in the alleyway sells
What’s with all the “name my pet” posts lately?	There's a lot of fishermen out here looking for info.
Why some people have a short-fuse/ little patience?	I think sometimes these people, not all but a large group, treat people with higher standards than the general public does. This means they expect the same from others. I can be impatient and easily annoyed because I always go out of my way not to annoy or bother others and get frustrated with people who are not the same. If I’m at the grocery store I try to get out of the line as quickly as possible and couldn’t dream of ever holding the line up like others do for certain things(price checks, packing up slowly, making small talk). So it annoys me when I see someone being selfish and having no problem making others wait 5 minutes for a price check ….etc. I consider others around me a lot. It makes me look impatient and short tempered because I hold people to a higher standard of conduct. I never inconvenience people , and expect them to do the same for me.
What are your Amazon style reviews for Blue Origin and Virgin Galactic's high altitude carnival rides?	1 Star "Only goes to Infinity, not Beyond"
Which FEMALE celebrity has the prettiest eyes and which has the prettiest smile?	ZENDAYA.
How do you avoid using your (limited amount of) benzodiazepines to cope with extreme chronic anxiety and an inability to sleep at normal times?	Seriously. Have you spoken to your prescribing g doctor about it?
What's your top tip for finding a girlfriend ?	Well, I have three suggestions: * Work on yourself * Learn to be sociable and join clubs. * Don't look for girls in a romantic way. Just be out there and make friends. Honestly, as time passes, being friendly and genuinely wanting to know people will lead to great friendships and an awesome girlfriend.
[Serious] How do you save money?	Living frugally in every way possible. Of course, there is always time to have fun and spend, but I usually have a budget when that happens.
People who regularly go through their partners phone/allow their partner to. Why?	I would let me wife. I have nothing to hide.
Who is the most hated celebrity in your country?	Donald Trump or Ben Simmons
What's that odd nostalgic feeling, that brings you back to your teenage years, when you step into the shower and your feet slip, that occurs when your 18 year old boy moves in with you?	Let me see if I’m reading this right: your 18 year old son has moved in with you and you’re suddenly filled with nostalgia for slipping in the shower? Lol
Who is the most loved celebrity in your country?	Keanu Reeves
What's the most oddly specific kink you know of? [NSFW]	First, I must direct you to this wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia ... so you know the correct term, and then this link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias Many of them can be quite... specific. I was going to say it's not quite as big of a rabbit hole as the [BDSM](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM) article, which is taken care of by many, um, enthusiasts. But clicking on the second link for the first time in a while, um, there's a lot more information than I saw last time. It may be a deeper rabbit hole. Um... NSFW.
(Serious) Are you afraid of death? Why or why not?	Yeah but not mine. Everyone else’s that I care about
You are able to enter any game you want what game would it be why that game and what would you do in it?	Undertale cuz and do what I want
If you could choose a song that describes your experience losing your virginity, which song would it be?	Let’s get it on
What's your 'accidentally sent a text to the wrong person' story?	For a while, my phone had a problem and would send texts to the wrong people. I would triple check it was going to the right person then when I hit send it would change it. I am on a fire department. I had been on 1 date with a girl and tried to send a casual text seeing if she wanted to go out on Friday night. My phone changed it so it went to a guy on my fire department. He sent back an awkward text saying he was busy. I sent a text back to him explaining what had happened. That text went to my mom. The next day I went to the apple store to get a replacement phone.
When you're a person who needs almost constant affirmation that that special someone likes you. How can you trust they do when they appear off, such as leaving no kisses at the end of a text?	Have you tried chilling the fuck out ?
Since we all hear of the nightmares of American HOAs what are some of the real world tangible benefits?	If you’re a Karen then you can manipulate your way into power and tyranny. That’s all some people need in order to achieve life fulfillment.
What was that dark secret in your school?	Elementary school principal was a child molester. Cops showed up at the school to bust him, he slipped out another door and drove to the local river and jumped off the bridge to kill himself. Bridge isn’t high enough. Cops dragged him out and he’s in jail. Was only a dark secret til the cops showed up I guess.
People who have encountered Skinwalkers, what is your story?	i meant to put a serious tag -\_- Going to repost with one.
What item will you never give up?	Rick Astley said that he’d never give you up, so you must be important. As such, I choose you.
What “bad movie” do you love?	Queen of the Damned. It’s a good movie with an amazing soundtrack but it’s insanely corny, so people watch it once and move on.
What do you want?	Freedom from my depression.
What was the dumbest defense someone's used?	Pretty much anytime someone has said something extremely hypocritical in their defense
Which celebrity is a closet serial killer?	Ansel Elgort has definitely choked some prostitutes to death
What makes adults not want to play patty cake with others when bored?	Probably worried that someone's taking pictures of them for the purposes of blackmail and ending up dead afterward
What’s your “before they were famous” story?	I know a guy who's a famous musician now, in the UK at least, I remember him when he was just a kid and looked like th youngest Hansen brother...which tickles me, given his cool bloke aesthetic he has now.
People who don’t have a 9-5 office job, what is your profession?	Professional job hunter with 3 years of solid valuable hunting experience. And a job hunting level 4 diploma from Indeed.com
If you had something play as you entered a building, what would it be?	[This please](https://youtu.be/SJlJayMi8kQ)
People who have to go into strangers houses as part of your job, what's the weirdest thing you've seen?	Weirdest? Most common is and it’s usually old people like to answer the door after they forget there appointment in there “pajamas” but that word is loosely defined for sure….
You are offered $1 for each second you spend in jail how long do you spend in jail?	half a year
What was your first heartbreak like?	When I saw CT-27-5555 die, I couldn’t cope with it
How do you know you're wrong when you think you're right?	It's not a guaranteed thing, but when you make kids cry.
Which character's death in a movie/show absolutely crushed you?	Arthur Morgan
Have you noticed when inside HomeDepot or Lowe’s the internet connection on your phone becomes sluggish (to prevent price checking?) ?	No, more likely because it’s a large concrete building that blocks cell service, lol
What would become ruined to the point of no return if it became famous?	Your mum
[Serious] People who've encountered Skinwalkers/Wendigos/Mimics, what is your story?	I hate that you marked this serious.

What critically panned show or movie did you actually enjoy?

Most comedies. Critics have absolutely no sense of humor.

What happens when you watch too much porn?

My penis hurts.

What keeps you awake at night?

Insomnia

What happened to Pogs?

Nobody knew how to actually play them

Can someone who exercises frequently (and due to that, sweats a good bit) be okay with more than the recommendation for sodium intake?

Its not just sodium you need to replace. There are other "salts" that your body uses to keep yourself hydrated, such as potassium, and magnesium. The best thing is to drink sports drink or some kind of post workout drink that will help replace those minerals.

Whats something interesting about where you live that other might find interesting?

My state has one of the slowest moving major rivers running through it and it also flows north instead of south

To the people who ate gold, what was your experience?

I had a dinner at Victory & Albert's in The Grand Floridian hotel at Disney world. One of the desserts was a chocolate pyramid with gold leaf on it. You really couldn't taste the gold since gold leaf is very thin. Was it worth it? Not for me, since I don't like chocolate but my wife loved it.

What's a lyric from a song that is so good you wish you wrote?

"It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees" Power and the Passion by Midnight Oil

What is not acceptable for breakfast?

I'll eat anything at anytime of day and you can't stop me!!

What is the most common language mistake you see while talking with someone that is learning English?

That they talk to proper. Way too formal and correct grammar. Most people don't speak correct English (at least in America), depending on which state they live in, there is mostly slang.

If you were granted a one time glimpse into your future, would you take it? If so, for when?

My death. I just wanna know.

When did you use reverse psychology and it worked?

typically on children, starting off with “you’re probably too young/old to like this but…..” and they usually respond with “no no I like it” or “I do want to do that”

What is the name of your favorite pet?

You trying to get past my security questions? Lol

What is the biggest backfire of a power move you’ve ever seen?

Some one with a big ass and farting setting light to it o my where is his bolls

This has been asked before but. If possible, which fictional world would you want to live in?

Animal Crossing. Seems super chill— unless there’s something they’re not showing us…

What’s a good anime ost?

I'll save you the trouble and just share my [yt playlist for just that](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY3Z88WiyNer0qLrNvrd384KHiSX23GCB)

Why did Musk lose the space race to Branson and Bezos?

Because he would rather be in space for longer than 10 minutes. And not spend millions of dollars for such a short time

If you didn’t have to worry about the cost, what is ONE service you would have on speed dial?

I’d get a maid. Working full time and only have two days off a week leads to us having one day where we have to do all the cleaning essentially. So really we have like one day off to relax and do hobby stuff. It would be nice if someone could just do all the cleaning for us so we had the full weekend to not do chores lol

Service industry workers how much customer service do you have left in you?

Loads. Work in fine dining and I love it, being off work through lockdown gave me even more appreciation for my job and what I do :)

If the parallel universes theory is true and you can go to any universe that you'd want to, which universes would you visit first?

The Universe where I was born the opposite gender to see what happens

What's your favourite gift you've ever received?

My dog

What's something that makes you afraid to date someone new?

My S.O.

Mac people, why do you think apple computers are better? Vice versa windows people, why do you think windows is better?

I think the Android vs iPhone debate is similar in that with Android or windows you can a decent functional device for a lot cheaper but in my experience and opinion iPhones/mac are built better, run better for longer, and have better security.

what is the highest temperature your city reached this summer?

113 °F

What’s your opinion about déjà vus?

I think I saw this post earlier…

How do you know if you are in love?

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Seuss (Apparently he never heard of meth, ironic but I digress.)

Which way should someone invest their money in order to get a down-payment for a home? Only looking to save for roughly 3 years and putting around $1,000 to $1500 a month.. Would it be a bad idea to put it all in a roth 401k (which is already set up through work) and use that for a loan?

I would see if a PPE is lower interest+fees than a loan on a retirement account, and also lower than an expected investment return in general.

How do you know if somebody is in love with you?

They say, “I am in love with you.”

Of all the diseases that exist in the world, Which is the least unpleasant or even mildly beneficial to live with?

Sickle cell anemia sucks, BUT you're immune to malaria so small hurray I guess?

What is something you wish someone told you as a kid?

Fail as much as possible in your youth.

What is your sentiment on using the phrase "I love you"? I've noticed some people use it very loosely and see it as a common phrase to say to a friend or family, while others tend to see it as a special phrase only reserved for a special usage or people such as SO's or family holding a high value?

If I love someone I tell them. My family, friends etc. However 'I'm IN love with you' is very different.

What is the most profound experience you have ever had?

When I made the transition from sanity to crazy town. Kind of like what happened to Jim Carey's character in Me, Myself and Irene.

[Serious] We can gamble online, why can't we make a ponzi/pyramid scheme and just be honest about how it works? Shouldn't this be possible for places where gambling is legal?

Pyramid/ Ponzi schemes are not even as fair as traditional gambling. They a negative sum game, and are exploitive of the majority.

You can go back in time when you were younger, but there will be 100 additional deaths in that timeline you cannot control. What will you decide to do?

Go back in time a second at a time until I'm 16 again. (45 now)

Is it acceptable for guys to wear briefs? What is your opinion on them?

Why should anyone care about another person's underwear?

People who thought/think that the election was stolen from Trump- what evidence do you have to support your case? Or what made you change your mind?

*grabs popcorn*

What is the most messed up thing you've seen on your local news network?

There was [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtzG3wdF_IU)

Who are some lesser known heroes from history?

Ur mother

What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say?

I'm offended!!

What’s your favorite way to make a sandwich?

Wit my hands

What is something that isn’t generally funny but you laugh at?

Dad jokes

What is a idea for a fictional, fantasy story you thought of in your freetime?

Nice try, J.K.

What is a TV-show or movie that never fails to make you laugh?

King of the Hill

What are the different ways to get into a hobby?

Find the sub on here for hobby.. join every fb group for that hobby.. become completely immersed to the point of obsession.. spend lots of money.. then find a new hobby.. rinse and repeat. At least that’s what I do :)

If the world was ending in three days, what would you do with your remaining time?

Party as if there is no tomorrow

What food has to be eaten with your mouth open to taste good?

What

If you were on death row, what would you request for your last meal?

Immortality pills

Have you ever been intoxicated during a sudden event or crisis (i.e. Natural disaster, family emergency, robbery, etc.)? What happened? How did you respond?

My dad had a stroke when I was 17. I was a heroin and meth addict I was a mess & felt so guilty because he had a stroke because he didn’t take care of himself and take his medication & I was angry at him for it all while my body was rotting from the inside out

What is the worst way of saying the best thing that ever happened to you?

The suicide wasn't successful.

Is it always awkward when you forget something and have to turn around quickly when walking in public?

A little bit, I guess lol, but tbh most people won’t notice. Although for me, I’m that person who stops dead in my tracks when I realize, and talk to myself before I turn around 😂

Who was your right person at the wrong time?

I met a guy in college. In this college once you graduate you get an internship that can be anywhere that you choose. We got different internships, 5 states away. He couldn’t handle the distance. I wanted it to work out so bad. We told each other that in a few years, once we have steady jobs and income, if we’re still single, we’ll meet again and try and make it work. Such a sweet guy, just met him at the wrong time I guess. Career over relationship guys.

Who is your spirit hero or villain in any comic book universe?

Lying Cat.

When was the last time you vomited and why?

2003 I was a kid

Who was your right person at the wrong time?

My ex wife. I'd gladly spend the rest of my days with her, unfortunately I was going through allot of trauma and became unhealthy and she had to make a hard choice. Wish I was the man I am now then.

you wake up in the same place but in a different universe. 7 month ago a virus started to spread turning people into karen. by first month. the world was overun with karen. it been 6 month since the last government collapse. when karen bite you you become a karen. how will you survive?

I will ask to see the manager. It will make karen confused and they will recover.

Have you ever killed someone in a dream? If so, why and how?

i accidentally knocked someone off a cliff while hiking in a dream

You have one hour where you can talk to any organ in your body. What do you ask them?

Me: "Yo, liver, I just want to apologize for nearly murdering you until I went to rehab." Liver: *weakly replies* "Go fuck yourself...." Me: "Yeah, ok, I deserve that. Hehe....I have to ask though...how the fuck are you still alive?" Liver: *weakly* "I finally got a cush desk job after you nearly killed me, fucktard..." Lungs: *weakly* "When do I fucking get mine?...." Me: *turns off ability to hear organs*

How do you wipe after using the bathroom?

Why do you need to know this 😳

What's the best thing you've saw ilr ( in real life ) ?

Boobs

What ultimately failed business did you have? Why did it fail?

The business I did in the urinal It failed because it didn't flush

What’s a horror movie you’re confident you’ll survive in and why?

Most of them works because the victims have 40 to 60 of iq

If you found out everything you have been told your whole life was lie, could you handle the truth?

Yep, I'm ready for some new truth.

What Is Your Puppy’s Crack? (Pup’s Favorite Snack)?

My dog's favourite crack is the one my friend in the alleyway sells

What’s with all the “name my pet” posts lately?

There's a lot of fishermen out here looking for info.

Why some people have a short-fuse/ little patience?

I think sometimes these people, not all but a large group, treat people with higher standards than the general public does. This means they expect the same from others. I can be impatient and easily annoyed because I always go out of my way not to annoy or bother others and get frustrated with people who are not the same. If I’m at the grocery store I try to get out of the line as quickly as possible and couldn’t dream of ever holding the line up like others do for certain things(price checks, packing up slowly, making small talk). So it annoys me when I see someone being selfish and having no problem making others wait 5 minutes for a price check ….etc. I consider others around me a lot. It makes me look impatient and short tempered because I hold people to a higher standard of conduct. I never inconvenience people , and expect them to do the same for me.

What are your Amazon style reviews for Blue Origin and Virgin Galactic's high altitude carnival rides?

1 Star "Only goes to Infinity, not Beyond"

Which FEMALE celebrity has the prettiest eyes and which has the prettiest smile?

ZENDAYA.

How do you avoid using your (limited amount of) benzodiazepines to cope with extreme chronic anxiety and an inability to sleep at normal times?

Seriously. Have you spoken to your prescribing g doctor about it?

What's your top tip for finding a girlfriend ?

Well, I have three suggestions: * Work on yourself * Learn to be sociable and join clubs. * Don't look for girls in a romantic way. Just be out there and make friends. Honestly, as time passes, being friendly and genuinely wanting to know people will lead to great friendships and an awesome girlfriend.

[Serious] How do you save money?

Living frugally in every way possible. Of course, there is always time to have fun and spend, but I usually have a budget when that happens.

People who regularly go through their partners phone/allow their partner to. Why?

I would let me wife. I have nothing to hide.

Who is the most hated celebrity in your country?

Donald Trump or Ben Simmons

What's that odd nostalgic feeling, that brings you back to your teenage years, when you step into the shower and your feet slip, that occurs when your 18 year old boy moves in with you?

Let me see if I’m reading this right: your 18 year old son has moved in with you and you’re suddenly filled with nostalgia for slipping in the shower? Lol

Who is the most loved celebrity in your country?

Keanu Reeves

What's the most oddly specific kink you know of? [NSFW]

First, I must direct you to this wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia ... so you know the correct term, and then this link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias Many of them can be quite... *specific*. I was going to say it's not quite as big of a rabbit hole as the [BDSM](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM) article, which is taken care of by many, um, *enthusiasts*. But clicking on the second link for the first time in a while, um, there's a lot more information than I saw last time. It may be a deeper rabbit hole. Um... NSFW.

(Serious) Are you afraid of death? Why or why not?

Yeah but not mine. Everyone else’s that I care about

You are able to enter any game you want what game would it be why that game and what would you do in it?

Undertale cuz and do what I want

If you could choose a song that describes your experience losing your virginity, which song would it be?

Let’s get it on

What's your 'accidentally sent a text to the wrong person' story?

For a while, my phone had a problem and would send texts to the wrong people. I would triple check it was going to the right person then when I hit send it would change it. I am on a fire department. I had been on 1 date with a girl and tried to send a casual text seeing if she wanted to go out on Friday night. My phone changed it so it went to a guy on my fire department. He sent back an awkward text saying he was busy. I sent a text back to him explaining what had happened. That text went to my mom. The next day I went to the apple store to get a replacement phone.

When you're a person who needs almost constant affirmation that that special someone likes you. How can you trust they do when they appear off, such as leaving no kisses at the end of a text?

Have you tried chilling the fuck out ?

Since we all hear of the nightmares of American HOAs what are some of the real world tangible benefits?

If you’re a Karen then you can manipulate your way into power and tyranny. That’s all some people need in order to achieve life fulfillment.

What was that dark secret in your school?

Elementary school principal was a child molester. Cops showed up at the school to bust him, he slipped out another door and drove to the local river and jumped off the bridge to kill himself. Bridge isn’t high enough. Cops dragged him out and he’s in jail. Was only a dark secret til the cops showed up I guess.

People who have encountered Skinwalkers, what is your story?

i meant to put a serious tag -\_- Going to repost with one.

What item will you never give up?

Rick Astley said that he’d never give you up, so you must be important. As such, I choose you.

What “bad movie” do you love?

Queen of the Damned. It’s a good movie with an amazing soundtrack but it’s insanely corny, so people watch it once and move on.

What do you want?

Freedom from my depression.

What was the dumbest defense someone's used?

Pretty much anytime someone has said something extremely hypocritical in their defense

Which celebrity is a closet serial killer?

Ansel Elgort has definitely choked some prostitutes to death

What makes adults not want to play patty cake with others when bored?

Probably worried that someone's taking pictures of them for the purposes of blackmail and ending up dead afterward

What’s your “before they were famous” story?

I know a guy who's a famous musician now, in the UK at least, I remember him when he was just a kid and looked like th youngest Hansen brother...which tickles me, given his cool bloke aesthetic he has now.

People who don’t have a 9-5 office job, what is your profession?

Professional job hunter with 3 years of solid valuable hunting experience. And a job hunting level 4 diploma from Indeed.com

If you had something play as you entered a building, what would it be?

[This please](https://youtu.be/SJlJayMi8kQ)

People who have to go into strangers houses as part of your job, what's the weirdest thing you've seen?

Weirdest? Most common is and it’s usually old people like to answer the door after they forget there appointment in there “pajamas” but that word is loosely defined for sure….

You are offered $1 for each second you spend in jail how long do you spend in jail?

half a year

What was your first heartbreak like?

When I saw CT-27-5555 die, I couldn’t cope with it

How do you know you're wrong when you think you're right?

It's not a guaranteed thing, but when you make kids cry.

Which character's death in a movie/show absolutely crushed you?

Arthur Morgan

Have you noticed when inside HomeDepot or Lowe’s the internet connection on your phone becomes sluggish (to prevent price checking?) ?

No, more likely because it’s a large concrete building that blocks cell service, lol

What would become ruined to the point of no return if it became famous?

Your mum

[Serious] People who've encountered Skinwalkers/Wendigos/Mimics, what is your story?

I hate that you marked this serious.