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What’s a name that can be given to both a boy or a girl?	Alex
What is something, you wish you never said?	I do
What is the best answer to a girl saying “I like badboys”?	“Bye.”
Mental health professionals, what's the simplest thing you did that turned someone's life around?	Listened
Why are you so picky when it comes to dating/relationships?	I'm an introverted persnickety asshole who doesn't get along with most people.
[Serious] People who feel "stuck" in life, Why do you feel this way?	I hate my job, I'm not qualified for anything better, nothing is enjoyable, and I've promised not to kill myself.
What was the shortest anybody worked at your job and what made them quit?	I used to work at UPS so pretty much after one day.
When someone says the word “Montana”, what is the first thing that comes to mind?	Hannah
What’s between the two points of your death and birth?	life?
Astronomical or Meteorological seasons? Which do you use?	I would use astronomical if I didn't live on earth.
What are some nice things to think about?	The realization of your life goals
What's that one life lesson you learnt from a stranger that stays with you all the time?	"Better to be the master of your unsaid words, than the slave to ones you let slip out". I later found out it was a Churchill quote.
What is the purpose of having a gun if you can't use it for self / personal defense?	I shoot for sport. I got multiple guns for competition (12 firearms in total) and zero for the purpose of self-defense.
What was "The Incident" at your school?	Gym teacher/volleyball coach was fucking the seniors of the volleyball team, as well a not one, not two, but THREE other instructors wives.
Name two actors who aren't related that could play either mother/ daughter or father/son or the same character at different ages?	Josh Brolin and Tommy Lee Jones
Hey folks from developed countries! In most developing countries, internet piracy is illegal but still very common. What is the situation in your country?	Canada here. Still pretty common I'd say. Streaming more so than actual piracy. When Netflix was the only streaming service we actually saw a decrease in internet piracy. But now that we have to pay $100+ for like 8 different streaming services to get the same library as before I've gone back to streaming illegally for 50% of my stuff.
What's the weirdest substance you've used to masturbate?	Used blood as lube (not menstrual)
What is a videogame idea that you have, and wish it existed?	Fish Royale. It's a fishing game and battle royale hybrid but the fishing is the focus. You even have to fish up any weapons you would use to kill your opponents.
Soo is water wet? How do you defined if something is wet?	https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wet
What’s uglier than a baby?	Two babies
What move death could have been avoided if the characters weren’t such idiots?	Jack from Titanic. Most people say they both could’ve fit onto the door but they don’t take the weight of them both into account, they would’ve sank if they were on it at the same time. However if they took turns on the door they could’ve survived
Those who go tanning regularly: What are some weird or embarrassing stories you have from the salon?	One time a couple brought in a baby to get it tanned, they said they just wanted a base. I told them I was going to call the authorities and they left.
What's on your life resume that you doubt few others have?	FEMA certified to participate in or manage any kind of disaster.
what foods do you love but everyone else hates?	pickles, it seems as if everyone i know hates pickles
What are some songs you should never play at a funeral?	Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
You're a shark spending a nice day at the beach. A shadow passes overhead and you spin over a little bit to take a look-see. What do you think that kinda seal shaped thing up there could be?	food, gonna take a bite.
Would you risk your life for a free-willed robot? Why or why not?	Depends on my relationship with them. You could ask the same question about a person or a pet. We assume people and typically animals have some degree of free will.
What is something you dit as a child that really makes you want to go back in time and beat the crap out of yourself?	I found a plastic bag at school (4th grade) with two shoes, thought it was abandoned so I threw one far away and stuck another in a toilet and flushed it. Turns out they were from a little girl in 1st grade. I'm an asshole
What movie quote has always stuck with you after all these years?	"You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole." -The Social Network
what's the longest period of time you ever went without "pleasuring" yourself?	10 years. From age 0 to 10.
You just became immortal. What’s your 500-year plan?	Test out all my crazy sexual fantasies that would have literally killed me normally
What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word 'Australia'?	Snakes
What is your favorite series or movie and why?	Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. The acting is tremendous and each time I watch it, I catch new things
What innocent sounding audio recordings have a shocking or creepy background story? [Serious]	It was recorded by a man called John Keel. It’s a recording of an actual case of alien abduction. And at one point, they were captured by what the “experts” called a “spacecraft”. John Keel spent 10 years studying the recording and analyzing it. He was also friends with the man who recorded it. When it was released, the recording got a huge amount of attention. It’s now one of the best known audio recordings out there, and it’s often called the “Screaming Woman Tape”. And there’s a story behind it too. On this recording, you’ll hear what sounds like screaming, a woman in pain, and a horrible noise that happens to come along with it. The man who made the recording said that, at the time he recorded it, it sounded like an alien trying to invade their town. The local police didn’t even believe him. John Keel was the first person to prove that the audio recording was “real”. He explained that all of the audio in the recording is real. All of it! There are screams in the background, there’s the horrible buzzing sound, and there are “alien” voices you can hear.
When’s a time where you had to dig up through the trash? How was it?	When I lived in Washington, D.C. there was a time when people were throwing out newspapers from the late 1980’s-early 1990’s. When I was a reporter back in those years I had some of those papers. Now, as a writer, I’ve seen movies where the writer and director throw the scripts or the film in the trash or burn it.
You're given the option to change ethnicity for a week to experience the world from a different point of view. Your skin/hair colour changes, and so does your accent, everything else is the same. Would you? Which ethnicity would you most likely decide you want to experience being for a week?	Well, I mean, I have an affinity for Irish/ Scottish and the French, so there's really no reason to not pick those. I'd say that's where I'd pick in this situation.
What was a life cut too short?	Heath Ledger
What is the absolute worst tik tok yeah u have ever seen?	Aside from basically everything on there?
What’s your favorite childhood memory?	Every moment I wasn't working to pay bills. Jk. Probably the first time I got to meet my first little brother. I knew then and there that we would be partners in crime forever.
What is the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?	my crush telling me about her sex life
There's a group of teenagers in your class, but you're not good friends with them. How would you react if a friend approached you about 'joining their group' and asked you to be one of their 'teammates'?	At first I would agree, only to understand their range of interests, humor, how they usually spend time, etc.
If you could time travel to any year in the past, but you have to stay their for that entire year, where would you go and what would you do?	I would go to 1983 and make sure my mum got her cancer diagnosed much earlier so she didn’t need as much chemo and radiotherapy and would hopefully still be with us now
If the human body would be divided into different cuts like beef, which part would be the tender juicy steak?	P.S. I swear I'm not a cannibal
Using only the national animal say where you're from?	Bald Eagle
Those of you that have kept a fortune from a fortune cookie, what does it say?	Avoid entanglements at work and embrace change. You will soon take a trip across warm waters. Two there, took advice for number one, haven’t left this country so two was obviously bs,
[Serious] What's something you wish you had learned earlier in life?	Most people aren't much smarter than me, they're just less afraid of fucking up.
What is a good Manga for someone looking to dip their toes in the water?	I would recommend the original FLCL? WEIRD, but brief.
What‘s your favourite textile made of and what‘s so great about it?	Everyone who responds should probably say linen, if they are in a hot climate. Breathable. Soft. Natural.
What are your goals for the last half of 2021?	Get a new job
What movie is sooo bad that it's good?	Sharknado Absolute garbage, but a classic
What metal bands would you recommend?	Dream Theater up to the album Octavarium. Baroness. Megadeth. Tool.
Which is better and why, DOOM Eternal or DOOM 2016?	They're both good. Why? Mick gordan
What is a stupid movie to watch just to make fun of it?	The Room.
What was the last thought that went through your mind just now?	I should answer this post
What are some tips/tricks for someone entering their first formal job?	Be willing to learn and don't be an ass. That's all you'll need.
if you were a serial killer who would be your victims?	pedophiles
People who put milk before cereal why?	When I do this, it's because the cereal is the type that lasts less than a minute in the milk before it becomes a soggy mess. So, I just pour a small serving at a time for optimal cereal enjoyment.
What's something pretty you can only see in your country?	me
People who work/worked at a dump, what’s the most messed up thing you saw when sorting through what people throw away?	Used to work at a recycling center. Found a dead dog once. Found a bag of animal tranquilizers from a vet once. Coffee can full of used needles. Tons of porn.
Your house/apt is on fire, your loved ones/pets are out and you only have time to grab 1 thing what is it?	Grab the fire. Problem solved.
You have the ability to change a single rule from any sport you can think of, What rules of what sport do you change?	Add a lion or two for extra excitement. I don't care which sport.
What wholesome thing happened to you when your brain was on autopilot?	One morning on my commute to work, the radio news was talking about a study in mice. The researchers injected the mice with a toxin to make them fall asleep; they then recorded which parts of their brain were active during that sleeping state. The researchers found that the same neurons were active during sleep in mice as they were during sleep in humans. They speculated that these sleep neurons—in humans and in mice—might be working at a higher level, as we are closer to mice in evolutionary terms than to humans. I was fascinated by this study and its implications. As a scientist, I know that we all have theories about why we fall asleep. We think sleep is a time when we rest and recharge—when our body is working at its peak. For me, though, the real mystery is, why do we sleep? A part of my brain is awake all the time, but what are those neurons doing? Are they really sleeping? The discovery of the neurons sleeping with the mouse piqued my interest. What was happening in those neurons? What did they look like? Were they the same type of neuron that I would see firing during waking states?
How do you get out of a scary amount of debt?	By making a scary amount of money
Are tattoos appreciated or not and why?	If they have real meaning behind them I think they do. However, because so many people get meaningless tattoos, the general consensus behind them is to not appreciate them.
What’s your best story of walking in on your parents during a sexual encounter?	I walked in on the deed, I was very young and proved to barf all over the ground I was sick I threw up in bed went to get them and yea lol
What is the biggest conspiracy you have personally been involved in?	Starkillers
What are some examples of masochism?	People willingly waking up each day like existance isn’t pain
People who do gross stuff in public where you get the confidence?	I do what I want.
Have you ever seen a ghost? If so, what was it like?	Obviously not as ghosts aren't real.
You’ve asked someone to repeat themselves twice but still can’t hear what they said. What do you do?	Heh, yeah.
If You Have The Same Money As Jeff Bezos What Would You Spend It On?	Hookers and blow.
What's something you order everytime you see it on a menu no matter what?	Poutine. Can always just the quality of a place from its poutine.
What do dudes say when they know they’re wrong?	Whatever
What’s your favorite quote from your favorite book?	“Grown-ups like numbers. When you tell them about a new friend, they never ask questions about what really matters. They never ask: ‘What does his voice sound like?’ ‘What games does he like best?’ ‘Does he collect butterflies?’ They ask: ‘How old is he?’ ‘How many brothers does he have?’ ‘How much does he weigh?’ ‘How much money does he have?’ Only then do they think they know him. If you tell grown-ups, ‘I saw a beautiful red brick house, with geraniums at the windows and doves at the roof…,’ they won’t be able to imagine such a house. You have to tell them, ‘I saw a house worth a thousand francs.’ Then they exclaim, ‘What a pretty house!’”
What is an underrated community?	r/unpopularopinions is an underrated community. It doesn’t necessarily have much of a community, and it’s got opinions that are a bit of a mixed bag. Yet, I can think of very few communities that are more consistently thoughtful, entertaining, creative, and fun than those that hail from r/unpopularopinions. The fact that they are consistently so entertaining and creative is really important because, in a way, a lot of communities are like that. They are fun, and that’s their goal: to have fun. And they do it very well. And that’s true of r/unpopularopinions. People talk about this site all the time, both on social media and here, and every time they do, they mention how much they enjoy reading through the posts and the comments. As a site admin, I am very proud of that.
People who have caught others blatantly littering, what is your story and what did you do/say to them?	I stuck it up the tailpipe of their car and rammed it in with a broom handle.
When was the worst time you passed gas?	Oh man it was so good. In line at the grocery store. People started blaming each other. It just wouldn't go away. So proud.
What are things you should never do when first talking to a girl?	Talk about yourself unprompted unless trying to find common ground and give too direct of compliments Ex. No: “Oh you like Fall Out Boy? Well once I went to concert with my friend Josh, a guy I met from school in my art class, he’s a really cool guy. We actually once went to-“ etc. Ex. Yes: “Oh you like Fall Out Boy? Me too! I actually went to a concert once, say what’s your favorite song?” Try to ask questions and become engaged in what they’re saying to you. Ask questions from their answers and make sure to engage them in conversation if they ask you a question, just don’t make it all about yourself
What is the scariest animal or insect encounter that you have ever had?	Not to be that guy, but arthropods are animals.
What's the most generic message in a fortune cookie you can think of?	"RELAX. Everything is fine."
What are the dangers of exposing yourself on social media, tictok and Instagram?	Future employers might find stuff about you that you didn't want them to know, and it's harder to take back stuff that you put online than it is to not put it up in the first place
Everything is subject to change in 24 hours. You can keep one thing the same in case it would change. What is the one thing you will keep the same?	My relationships with family and friends
People living in the UK, who do you think will win the next general election in 2024?	Brexit Party
Which fictional teacher’s class would you want to attend?	Ms. Frizzle's
Your Username is the name of a town. What is this town like?	Um…
What is one joke/saying that you know is just a joke but it annoys the hell outta you?	DiD I AsK
Biden just said January 2021 was 15 months ago, what other periods of time feel much longer than they really are?	Last year was one hell of a decade.
What would your reaction be if the Blue Origin rocket ship explodes in space tomorrow, and Jeff Bezos is suddenly gone? What do you think the world’s reaction would be?	I think a lot of people would be selling Amazon stock.
Which is worse, overly hot weather or overly cold weather?	Hot. You can always put on more clothes if youre cold but you can only be naked once.
How do you know the weather is cold without actually feeling the cold?	I smell it
What’s something your significant other has done that you’re not sure is cute or creepy?	Texted me that she "wants my cummies in her puss puss".
Why are you interested in serial killers?	To learn their mistakes.
If you could meet anyone, past or present, who would it be? Why?	Quality time with Benjamin Franklin, see if he was the man history has made him out to be
What is the best way to get fired from a job (go out with a bang)?	Simply get out of the door without saying a word. It will trigger em so hard
What is a severely overrated song?	Anything Cardi B makes
People who believe in fortune tellers, why?	Not necessarily fortune tellers but I believe in Divination as a practice. Anyone you pay to do it is most likely a hack.
If you believe in soulmates, how did you find yours? Or how you think you’ll know they’re the ones?	Gaming
What is the most expensive mistake you’ve made?	Marriage
What are some of the best Xbox live comebacks/roasts?	The best I’ve seen: I’d call your aim cancer but at least THAT can kill people.
What have you been DMed due to your username?	Furry porn and no im not a furry i just like K9 units

What’s a name that can be given to both a boy or a girl?

Alex

What is something, you wish you never said?

I do

What is the best answer to a girl saying “I like badboys”?

“Bye.”

Mental health professionals, what's the simplest thing you did that turned someone's life around?

Listened

Why are you so picky when it comes to dating/relationships?

I'm an introverted persnickety asshole who doesn't get along with most people.

[Serious] People who feel "stuck" in life, Why do you feel this way?

I hate my job, I'm not qualified for anything better, nothing is enjoyable, and I've promised not to kill myself.

What was the shortest anybody worked at your job and what made them quit?

I used to work at UPS so pretty much after one day.

When someone says the word “Montana”, what is the first thing that comes to mind?

Hannah

What’s between the two points of your death and birth?

life?

Astronomical or Meteorological seasons? Which do you use?

I would use astronomical if I didn't live on earth.

What are some nice things to think about?

The realization of your life goals

What's that one life lesson you learnt from a stranger that stays with you all the time?

"Better to be the master of your unsaid words, than the slave to ones you let slip out". I later found out it was a Churchill quote.

What is the purpose of having a gun if you can't use it for self / personal defense?

I shoot for sport. I got multiple guns for competition (12 firearms in total) and zero for the purpose of self-defense.

What was "The Incident" at your school?

Gym teacher/volleyball coach was fucking the seniors of the volleyball team, as well a not one, not two, but THREE other instructors wives.

Name two actors who aren't related that could play either mother/ daughter or father/son or the same character at different ages?

Josh Brolin and Tommy Lee Jones

Hey folks from developed countries! In most developing countries, internet piracy is illegal but still very common. What is the situation in your country?

Canada here. Still pretty common I'd say. Streaming more so than actual piracy. When Netflix was the only streaming service we actually saw a decrease in internet piracy. But now that we have to pay $100+ for like 8 different streaming services to get the same library as before I've gone back to streaming illegally for 50% of my stuff.

What's the weirdest substance you've used to masturbate?

Used blood as lube (not menstrual)

What is a videogame idea that you have, and wish it existed?

Fish Royale. It's a fishing game and battle royale hybrid but the fishing is the focus. You even have to fish up any weapons you would use to kill your opponents.

Soo is water wet? How do you defined if something is wet?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wet

What’s uglier than a baby?

Two babies

What move death could have been avoided if the characters weren’t such idiots?

Jack from Titanic. Most people say they both could’ve fit onto the door but they don’t take the weight of them both into account, they would’ve sank if they were on it at the same time. However if they took turns on the door they could’ve survived

Those who go tanning regularly: What are some weird or embarrassing stories you have from the salon?

One time a couple brought in a baby to get it tanned, they said they just wanted a base. I told them I was going to call the authorities and they left.

What's on your life resume that you doubt few others have?

FEMA certified to participate in or manage any kind of disaster.

what foods do you love but everyone else hates?

pickles, it seems as if everyone i know hates pickles

What are some songs you should never play at a funeral?

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead

You're a shark spending a nice day at the beach. A shadow passes overhead and you spin over a little bit to take a look-see. What do you think that kinda seal shaped thing up there could be?

food, gonna take a bite.

Would you risk your life for a free-willed robot? Why or why not?

Depends on my relationship with them. You could ask the same question about a person or a pet. We assume people and typically animals have some degree of free will.

What is something you dit as a child that really makes you want to go back in time and beat the crap out of yourself?

I found a plastic bag at school (4th grade) with two shoes, thought it was abandoned so I threw one far away and stuck another in a toilet and flushed it. Turns out they were from a little girl in 1st grade. I'm an asshole

What movie quote has always stuck with you after all these years?

"You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole." -The Social Network

what's the longest period of time you ever went without "pleasuring" yourself?

10 years. From age 0 to 10.

You just became immortal. What’s your 500-year plan?

Test out all my crazy sexual fantasies that would have literally killed me normally

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word 'Australia'?

Snakes

What is your favorite series or movie and why?

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. The acting is tremendous and each time I watch it, I catch new things

What innocent sounding audio recordings have a shocking or creepy background story? [Serious]

It was recorded by a man called John Keel. It’s a recording of an actual case of alien abduction. And at one point, they were captured by what the “experts” called a “spacecraft”. John Keel spent 10 years studying the recording and analyzing it. He was also friends with the man who recorded it. When it was released, the recording got a huge amount of attention. It’s now one of the best known audio recordings out there, and it’s often called the “Screaming Woman Tape”. And there’s a story behind it too. On this recording, you’ll hear what sounds like screaming, a woman in pain, and a horrible noise that happens to come along with it. The man who made the recording said that, at the time he recorded it, it sounded like an alien trying to invade their town. The local police didn’t even believe him. John Keel was the first person to prove that the audio recording was “real”. He explained that all of the audio in the recording is real. All of it! There are screams in the background, there’s the horrible buzzing sound, and there are “alien” voices you can hear.

When’s a time where you had to dig up through the trash? How was it?

When I lived in Washington, D.C. there was a time when people were throwing out newspapers from the late 1980’s-early 1990’s. When I was a reporter back in those years I had some of those papers. Now, as a writer, I’ve seen movies where the writer and director throw the scripts or the film in the trash or burn it.

You're given the option to change ethnicity for a week to experience the world from a different point of view. Your skin/hair colour changes, and so does your accent, everything else is the same. Would you? Which ethnicity would you most likely decide you want to experience being for a week?

Well, I mean, I have an affinity for Irish/ Scottish and the French, so there's really no reason to not pick those. I'd say that's where I'd pick in this situation.

What was a life cut too short?

Heath Ledger

What is the absolute worst tik tok yeah u have ever seen?

Aside from basically everything on there?

What’s your favorite childhood memory?

Every moment I wasn't working to pay bills. Jk. Probably the first time I got to meet my first little brother. I knew then and there that we would be partners in crime forever.

What is the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?

my crush telling me about her sex life

There's a group of teenagers in your class, but you're not good friends with them. How would you react if a friend approached you about 'joining their group' and asked you to be one of their 'teammates'?

At first I would agree, only to understand their range of interests, humor, how they usually spend time, etc.

If you could time travel to any year in the past, but you have to stay their for that entire year, where would you go and what would you do?

I would go to 1983 and make sure my mum got her cancer diagnosed much earlier so she didn’t need as much chemo and radiotherapy and would hopefully still be with us now

If the human body would be divided into different cuts like beef, which part would be the tender juicy steak?

P.S. I swear I'm not a cannibal

Using only the national animal say where you're from?

Bald Eagle

Those of you that have kept a fortune from a fortune cookie, what does it say?

Avoid entanglements at work and embrace change. You will soon take a trip across warm waters. Two there, took advice for number one, haven’t left this country so two was obviously bs,

[Serious] What's something you wish you had learned earlier in life?

Most people aren't much smarter than me, they're just less afraid of fucking up.

What is a good Manga for someone looking to dip their toes in the water?

I would recommend the original FLCL? WEIRD, but brief.

What‘s your favourite textile made of and what‘s so great about it?

Everyone who responds should probably say linen, if they are in a hot climate. Breathable. Soft. Natural.

What are your goals for the last half of 2021?

Get a new job

What movie is sooo bad that it's good?

Sharknado Absolute garbage, but a classic

What metal bands would you recommend?

Dream Theater up to the album Octavarium. Baroness. Megadeth. Tool.

Which is better and why, DOOM Eternal or DOOM 2016?

They're both good. Why? Mick gordan

What is a stupid movie to watch just to make fun of it?

The Room.

What was the last thought that went through your mind just now?

I should answer this post

What are some tips/tricks for someone entering their first formal job?

Be willing to learn and don't be an ass. That's all you'll need.

if you were a serial killer who would be your victims?

pedophiles

People who put milk before cereal why?

When I do this, it's because the cereal is the type that lasts less than a minute in the milk before it becomes a soggy mess. So, I just pour a small serving at a time for optimal cereal enjoyment.

What's something pretty you can only see in your country?

me

People who work/worked at a dump, what’s the most messed up thing you saw when sorting through what people throw away?

Used to work at a recycling center. Found a dead dog once. Found a bag of animal tranquilizers from a vet once. Coffee can full of used needles. Tons of porn.

Your house/apt is on fire, your loved ones/pets are out and you only have time to grab 1 thing what is it?

Grab the fire. Problem solved.

You have the ability to change a single rule from any sport you can think of, What rules of what sport do you change?

Add a lion or two for extra excitement. I don't care which sport.

What wholesome thing happened to you when your brain was on autopilot?

One morning on my commute to work, the radio news was talking about a study in mice. The researchers injected the mice with a toxin to make them fall asleep; they then recorded which parts of their brain were active during that sleeping state. The researchers found that the same neurons were active during sleep in mice as they were during sleep in humans. They speculated that these sleep neurons—in humans and in mice—might be working at a higher level, as we are closer to mice in evolutionary terms than to humans. I was fascinated by this study and its implications. As a scientist, I know that we all have theories about why we fall asleep. We think sleep is a time when we rest and recharge—when our body is working at its peak. For me, though, the real mystery is, why do we sleep? A part of my brain is awake all the time, but what are those neurons doing? Are they really sleeping? The discovery of the neurons sleeping with the mouse piqued my interest. What was happening in those neurons? What did they look like? Were they the same type of neuron that I would see firing during waking states?

How do you get out of a scary amount of debt?

By making a scary amount of money

Are tattoos appreciated or not and why?

If they have real meaning behind them I think they do. However, because so many people get meaningless tattoos, the general consensus behind them is to not appreciate them.

What’s your best story of walking in on your parents during a sexual encounter?

I walked in on the deed, I was very young and proved to barf all over the ground I was sick I threw up in bed went to get them and yea lol

What is the biggest conspiracy you have personally been involved in?

Starkillers

What are some examples of masochism?

People willingly waking up each day like existance isn’t pain

People who do gross stuff in public where you get the confidence?

I do what I want.

Have you ever seen a ghost? If so, what was it like?

Obviously not as ghosts aren't real.

You’ve asked someone to repeat themselves twice but still can’t hear what they said. What do you do?

Heh, yeah.

If You Have The Same Money As Jeff Bezos What Would You Spend It On?

Hookers and blow.

What's something you order everytime you see it on a menu no matter what?

Poutine. Can always just the quality of a place from its poutine.

What do dudes say when they know they’re wrong?

Whatever

What’s your favorite quote from your favorite book?

“Grown-ups like numbers. When you tell them about a new friend, they never ask questions about what really matters. They never ask: ‘What does his voice sound like?’ ‘What games does he like best?’ ‘Does he collect butterflies?’ They ask: ‘How old is he?’ ‘How many brothers does he have?’ ‘How much does he weigh?’ ‘How much money does he have?’ Only then do they think they know him. If you tell grown-ups, ‘I saw a beautiful red brick house, with geraniums at the windows and doves at the roof…,’ they won’t be able to imagine such a house. You have to tell them, ‘I saw a house worth a thousand francs.’ Then they exclaim, ‘What a pretty house!’”

What is an underrated community?

r/unpopularopinions is an underrated community. It doesn’t necessarily have much of a community, and it’s got opinions that are a bit of a mixed bag. Yet, I can think of very few communities that are more consistently thoughtful, entertaining, creative, and fun than those that hail from r/unpopularopinions. The fact that they are consistently so entertaining and creative is really important because, in a way, a lot of communities are like that. They are fun, and that’s their goal: to have fun. And they do it very well. And that’s true of r/unpopularopinions. People talk about this site all the time, both on social media and here, and every time they do, they mention how much they enjoy reading through the posts and the comments. As a site admin, I am very proud of that.

People who have caught others blatantly littering, what is your story and what did you do/say to them?

I stuck it up the tailpipe of their car and rammed it in with a broom handle.

When was the worst time you passed gas?

Oh man it was so good. In line at the grocery store. People started blaming each other. It just wouldn't go away. So proud.

What are things you should never do when first talking to a girl?

Talk about yourself unprompted unless trying to find common ground and give too direct of compliments Ex. No: “Oh you like Fall Out Boy? Well once I went to concert with my friend Josh, a guy I met from school in my art class, he’s a really cool guy. We actually once went to-“ etc. Ex. Yes: “Oh you like Fall Out Boy? Me too! I actually went to a concert once, say what’s your favorite song?” Try to ask questions and become engaged in what they’re saying to you. Ask questions from their answers and make sure to engage them in conversation if they ask you a question, just don’t make it all about yourself

What is the scariest animal or insect encounter that you have ever had?

Not to be that guy, but arthropods are animals.

What's the most generic message in a fortune cookie you can think of?

"RELAX. Everything is fine."

What are the dangers of exposing yourself on social media, tictok and Instagram?

Future employers might find stuff about you that you didn't want them to know, and it's harder to take back stuff that you put online than it is to not put it up in the first place

Everything is subject to change in 24 hours. You can keep one thing the same in case it would change. What is the one thing you will keep the same?

My relationships with family and friends

People living in the UK, who do you think will win the next general election in 2024?

Brexit Party

Which fictional teacher’s class would you want to attend?

Ms. Frizzle's

Your Username is the name of a town. What is this town like?

Um…

What is one joke/saying that you know is just a joke but it annoys the hell outta you?

DiD I AsK

Biden just said January 2021 was 15 months ago, what other periods of time feel much longer than they really are?

Last year was one hell of a decade.

What would your reaction be if the Blue Origin rocket ship explodes in space tomorrow, and Jeff Bezos is suddenly gone? What do you think the world’s reaction would be?

I think a lot of people would be selling Amazon stock.

Which is worse, overly hot weather or overly cold weather?

Hot. You can always put on more clothes if youre cold but you can only be naked once.

How do you know the weather is cold without actually feeling the cold?

I smell it

What’s something your significant other has done that you’re not sure is cute or creepy?

Texted me that she "wants my cummies in her puss puss".

Why are you interested in serial killers?

To learn their mistakes.

If you could meet anyone, past or present, who would it be? Why?

Quality time with Benjamin Franklin, see if he was the man history has made him out to be

What is the best way to get fired from a job (go out with a bang)?

Simply get out of the door without saying a word. It will trigger em so hard

What is a severely overrated song?

Anything Cardi B makes

People who believe in fortune tellers, why?

Not necessarily fortune tellers but I believe in Divination as a practice. Anyone you pay to do it is most likely a hack.

If you believe in soulmates, how did you find yours? Or how you think you’ll know they’re the ones?

Gaming

What is the most expensive mistake you’ve made?

Marriage

What are some of the best Xbox live comebacks/roasts?

The best I’ve seen: I’d call your aim cancer but at least THAT can kill people.

What have you been DMed due to your username?

Furry porn and no im not a furry i just like K9 units