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Among your friends, what are you best known for?
There is an imposter among us
What is your best joke?
There's a rumor that someone in my fraternity is gay. I hope it's Chad. He's cute.
What nickname have you given your phone?
Pfizer 5G Chip #11037 (I named my phone this and I call it this XD)
What has someone said that will stick with you forever?
She said “that shirt looks really nice on you.” It was February 15th 2008. It was unusually warm that day with a slight breeze.
What is the best thing you've done for your health?
Go to the gym every day.
What’s a fine line between owning one’s sexuality and being a complete degenerate?
As long as you keep it private, I think it's ok.
How do you deal with loneliness?
I'm a schizo, so I just talk to that guy in the mirror. You know, that guy who hangs out in my bathroom.
What are things you'll lose if you don't use?
My mind 😳
What is the best show to fall asleep to? Why?
Bob Ross - The Joy of Painting His pleasant demeanor combined with his relaxing voice and sounds of tools on canvas make me pass out every time.
How are dating sites unfair to men ?
They’re not unfair. Gotta get in where you fit in point blank period - single, 29m here who has had .02% success rate on date apps.
What herbs or supplements do you know of that works wonders?
Kratom
What is going to be a popular name in 30 years?
Someone will see that nobody has been named Karen in like 40 years and thinks it will be smart to name their daughter Karen.
During a Presidential debate, a gorilla falls from the sky, lands on the stage, and says something that sends the world into madness, what does he say?
"I am Harambe and I have come for revenge"
What's the weirdest/funniest way you've seen someone to assert their dominance?
A friend of mine loves to do this when she's drunk. I've seen her yell at the top of her lungs and flip a knife out and press it against her cheek. She has trashed bar bathrooms on her way out of the bar before getting kicked out. She has shit on people's porches just to fuck with people. She has calmed down in the last decade but she was out of control for a number of years.
What were you almost named? Do you feel it fits you better?
Julie. I am male. No.
How do you fold your toilet paper?
With my hands
What is the worst paid profession considering the amount of responsibility they have?
Social workers
What gets easier as you get older?
Not caring.
What is a song that literally everyone likes?
Never seen anyone hating on ‘Yesterday’
What Youtube video have you gone out of your way to dislike?
All Lizzo videos.
What smells WAY better than it tastes?
Vanilla extract
What questions do you have for any furries willing to answer?
What cheese is best for grilled cheese
what if b1d3n become a hucard?
You could’ve just typed Biden
Quick, what to get a To be seven year old girl??
What kind of shows or movies does she like?
What is the best 65 inch TV under 800?
I can get you a brand new top of the line Samsung smart tv for half that as long as you don't wanna know where it came from
How do you make a dog stop barking instantly?
By killing it?
If masculinity is so toxic, why do children growing up with a father in the home do better in life?
Masculinity is not toxic. Toxic masculinity is toxic. Big difference
People who got cheated on, what is your story?
I got cheated on.
If you wouldn't be arrested for your actions, with all the gory details, what's the worst form of torture you believe you could personally dish out to someone who REALLY deserved it?
"Well. Look at us. Here we are again. You know, last time we did this, you said that I talk too much...bad news is, I got some stuff to get off my chest this time, as well. But, see, this time...this time, you’d best hope I never stop talking… because when I do...when I do, something very terrible is gonna happen to you." It can be torturous knowing you're gonna get hurt or die when someone stops talking, especially if you don't know when they're gonna stop. You could be there for 5 minutes...an hour...a day... some people get restless when they know it's coming but they don't know when, some get aggressive, some plead for it to just happen and some beg for it not to.
What's the worst experience you have had/seen at a waterpark?
At CocoKey in Mount Laurel, NJ, in January 2015, as I was waiting in line to get my chicken tenders & fries lunch at one of the food court kiosks at the back of the indoor water park facilities, a girl stood next to me belched over vomiting her shushie. Yes, she vomited the whole thing to the point where she was dry-heaving. It was disgusting. I almost vomited on the elevator going back up to my 10th floor hotel room. Smh.
What video game were you able to beat during the rental period?
Not a single one. I always used it as a “demo” of the game before I’d buy them.
What are ways we can lower drug prices it seems that the Healthcare industry is constantly becoming more expensive. Should prescription drugs be free?
Free no, that would stop the pharmaceutical industry from doing research and improving and inventing new drugs. Regulated HELL YES!
How has your life changed since the pandemic ?
I mean, I didn't go out much before the pandemic. Just now when I do go out I wear a mask. I've always been pretty boring I guess 🤷
What's the most wholesome interaction you've had with a stranger?
Gloryhole
Just saw a light shifting slowly in the sky and it shot out 2 other lights. What could this be?
The LSD finally taking effect
Astrological or Meteorological seasons? Which do you use?
NFL seasons preseason, regular season, postseason, offseason
What did you sell cheap only to find out later is was worth much more?
My Ethereum
What's the funniest joke you know?
Check yourself before you Shrek yourself
What are the pros and cons of allowing people to self-identify their race as they do with their gender?
Do you know how dumb that is? It's not biologically possible to be born a different race
if there was a movie about your life, what would the title be?
Wasted Potential
What would you do if you were alone on an elevator with a beautiful woman and she farted very loudly?
Fart louder to assert dominance.
What is your best “don’t feed the animals” story?
Fed this one kid...now he keeps calling me dad...gonna try to ditch him at a Costco...just kidding...or am I
How much credit should the parents get for raising a good kid?
My kids are great, I want all the credit. If they turned out bad then that would be my ex wife's fault.
What did you hear about that made you pause what you were doing to google it?
Every fucking thought that goes through my head...I get distracted easily
[Serious] People who struggled financially and had to work their own way into college,what was the worst job you had to do due to desperation?
Marine corps.
Has anybody not received their third stimulus check, and when checking the IRS website it says it was scheduled to deposit into an account that doesn't match yours? Solutions?
Call them until you get through
Which is the worst religion and why?
Scientology Watch the South Park episode and you’ll know why
People with Onlyfans, how would/did you react if a fan recognized you in public?
Pls, don’t unsubscribe
Your arch-nemesis challenges you to a fight to the death. The object to your left is your weapon and the object to the right is their weapon. What are your chances of victory?
I've already won if he wants to kill me.
What is something that's just never made sense to you?
My mind’s ability to brutally criticize me for lack of productivity while also giving me no motivation.
What is better then sex?
Sex on drugs
What is something that is universally disliked by everyone?
Mosquitos
What large scale developments are you looking forward to seeing in your lifetime?
I am interested to see what the new silk road turns out to be.
What is the biggest conspiracy that ended up being proven to be true?
MK Ultra
[Serious] What gives you hope?
Strangers holding doors open
How would you escape prison?
Successfully
How do you handle a traffic light with all 3 lights lit, simultaneously?
handle like a 4 way stop sign.
Who is your favorite Canadian idol?
Ryan Reynolds!
A genie grants 3 wishes, but every wish made, the opposite happens to a random person. What would the wishes be?
rich, famous, power. i dont give a shit about some random person i dont know
If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest and which would be the chillest?
Sloths
If you could steal the life of any celebrity who would it be and why?
None. They have all the money and the fame, but just because they have it all doesn’t mean they’re happy. They’re constantly bombarded by paparazzi and chances of having a private personal life are slim to none. It’s the fame and money that causes celebs and their spouses to drift apart.
People who have had to “break up” with friends, family, or a significant other because of differing religious, social, or political beliefs, what happened?
Why do you have to end relationships because you disagree?
What’s the worst thing someone said, while you were on speaker with people around you?
That you sound too much like an angry feminist. Or that you’re being too radical. You should be more focused on the environment and less focused on making women feel bad about themselves for being women.
Women, what was your embarrassing moment involving your boobs?
I just knock things over with them by accident and/or get food on them.
Which common names just make you cringe?
names that have unnecessary letters to make them seem unique e.g ryleigh
If everyday feels monotonous, how do you make life exciting again?
I was just watching this movie, "Nobody". Do you know any Russian mobsters??
Mental health professionals, what actually works for changing one's self destructive habits?
Examining the reward you perceive you get for doing the behavior.
What saying or / or phrase do you hate that people say in a conversation / debate / discussion?
“Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
What’s one choice you wish you made/didn’t make?
Asking her out sooner and quit wasting time thinking what if I loses her as a friend. Obviously I lost her as a friend as well.
What is something you dropped in the crapper that you were forced to get out?
My juul once or twice
Those that are: current, former, retired, and military dependents. How much do you agree with the race relations the media is pushing? Also how many bases have you lived on?
Weight Patterson air force base, Fort Bragg, Pearl harbor, Schofield barracks, and fort hood as a small child.
What movie title gets better (or worse) by adding the words “in bed” at the end of it?
Superbad
What is a luxury item that used to be a very common item?
Type writers!
What would you do if there was no internet?
Get a hell of a lot more done.
What’s a pet peeve you have that other people think is weird?
i don’t like bare feet anywhere near me. i don’t even like my own feet
To those whose favorite time of year is Halloween, what is it about the holiday that makes you feel that way?
It’s got such a interesting atmosphere and you get to dress up!
Do you like to eat? Why or why not?
I like relieving my hunger, but I don't like having to track down the food.
When did you realise your friend was an asshole?
When they were ok with replacing me and pushing me out but were super offended when I did the same after realizing.
Similar to Norway and Sweden. Who would support mandatory military enlistment/training for one year after turning 18?
Hell no. My country (Hungary) got rid of that shit years ago because everyone was paying off their doctors to get them out of it anyway.
Who is the most overrated modern singer?
Lizzo, Cardi B, and Megan The Stallion. Girl power and all that jazz but what does every single song have to be about sex and ass and boobs and drugs and partying. If that’s your scene then get down with your bad self but holy crap these people are idolized way too much. Cardi B literally committed crimes and she’s seen as a god??? Ugh
What was a shock to you about being grown-up?
How often you do the big three: dishes, laundry, and cleaning the house.
Why wouldn't every country adopt the US First Ammendment?
Not every country believes in giving their people freedom. China will jail you if you say Taiwan is an independent country
What muscian or group do you wish you could get one more album from?
My chemical romance
What did you learn from your parents/family that has been invaluable in navigating life?
I’ll grab one from my dad that was meant for the casino but can be applied elsewhere. “Never bet scared money” or alternatively, “If you need to win, you don’t need to play” Now the second one is pretty self explanatory, but I did have to ask what “scared money” was at the time, and I’m not sure I’ve heard this term anywhere else. Basically it’s money that is already spoken for something else and can’t afford to be lost, IE rent, car payment, whatever. So, yeah, don’t bet what you can’t afford to lose. It may sound like my dad was being risk adverse, but at the time, we were at a casino after all. I took it more as being able to recognize when it’s time to step away.
If your life was a movie what would it be called?
Diary of a wimpy kid 5
Why have you never seen your neighbors bring in groceries?
Mine doesn't buy groceries. Seriously. He's seen me carrying mine in and made fun of me for it. "I make enough money I can eat out for every meal. I don't even use my kitchen." I don't think it's the flex he thinks it is.
How would you defend yourself from a 500 foot tall tsunami if your laying on the beach and can't run in time?
Raise my arms above my head and make guttural noises to show dominance.
You've suddenly become a Superhero, however the last thing you ate is now your weakness...what is it?
Jizz
An unusual genie comes to visit you. You are granted the knowledge of ONE element of your life, past, present or future - what do you want to know?
Will I find real love?
Why in the world does my math class refer to a six-sided die a "number cube"? At every single point in the math lesson, it has always refused say (type?) die or dice. Is it because it's spelt die and that could be linked to the actually word "die" as in "I am dying" or what?
The term 'number cube' was a term coined in the 19th century by British mathematician and politician William Thompson (1833–1884) in a published lecture. His definition, as described by John Allen Paulos in his book Innumeracy: when facts are less reliable than opinions, and opinions are less reliable than myths, was: 'Number-square is defined as the cube of a number-square...Number-cube is defined as the cube of a number-cube, which is defined as the cube of a number-square, and so on...' It is perhaps worth noting that the spelling of the word die is a very different matter. The word die has two variants in English: die and dier. While dier is an old spelling, die is more recent.
Mebtal health professionals, what's one technique that worked for you?
For what?
What made you realize your partner disliked/hated you?
They cheated on me...
You can only eat one cookie for the rest of your life but you get to choose it, What cookie do you choose?
Like only one kind of cookie for the rest of your life? Or literally one last cookie at some point and then no more cookies forever?
What video game (or series) would you recommend to someone that has never played many games?
Animal Crossing
How did you learn to be happy alone?
I didn’t have to. I always was. I think it’s an introvert thing. I don’t get bored, I have plenty to do.
What’s the worst birthday gift you’ve ever received?
One year my girlfriend broke up with me on my birthday.
How do you protect your properties value from an massive asteroid that is about to hit earth?
Only thing to do. Claim it’s your asteroid since it’s in your property. The property value is gonna skyrocket
Is Owen Wilson a bad person? if yes, why so?
Who knows? I only know him from the memes and a couple of his movies.
What is your username an anagram of?
Damnitdangnabbit
Harambe comes back to life duel wielding AK47’s, and states “I wants revenge” in front of the White House, what happens?
**WE MUST SUPPORT OUR OVERLORDS WISHES.** GENTLEMEN, NOW IS THE TIME.