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How do you think Covid will ‘end’(as in, becomes a yearly inconvenience like the flu)?	That's exactly it. It won't end. Or at least I don't think so. we have delta varient and delta plus, now, I think? Maybe we're now going to have to get yearly covid varient shots now. Great... so if that's the case, can we just fuck off with the masks? My husband is all about masks though. He just likes them. I don't though. I wear glasses and masks piss me off.
Whats the biggest fuckup someone did at your job?	Crashed two locomotives into each other. They were being remotely controlled, but it still did a lot of damage.
You are now a boss in the last game you played, what is you boss battle like?	Forza Horizon 4. Errrrmm......
What are some of the most creative ideas you’ve had recently?	Nice try
What’s something interesting that’s worth a google search?	Blue waffles
What is your vision of the Fuel of the future?	Fusion would be cool, but I'd settle for more nuclear and green shit like wind and geothermal.
If you were able to write reviews on people, what kind of reviews would people write about you?	1 out of 5 stars, Don't waste your time.
The Geneva Convention doesn’t truly exist in a battlefield situation when super nations are in all out war?	It does work only if you lost the war
What's the best way to cope with the guilty feeling after having a big late night snack ?	Just accept your fate as a fat ass.
In your opinion, what is “fashion”?	I don't know shit about fashion, I just wear whatever fits.
What silliest thing to whisper into a girls ear when you are out on the town?	Free Real-estate
What genuine compliments do you have for your enemies?	You managed to stay alive this long
What piece of fiction made you cry the most?	Train to Busan.
What’s the biggest secret you’ve ever kept?	My best friend prostituted herself to pay for her studies.
What is the best thing someone has said to you?	One time i was crying cause my mom was having a surgery in the other room. I was a kid so i thought she was gonna pass away. But the surgeon came out later to tell me and my dad that it was successful. Literally the happiest day of my life!
What are y’all mad at today?	Ram pickup drivers
You have 10 seconds as soon as you finish reading this to broadcast a message to every single human in the world, what is it?	Umm... Be excellent to each other?
What do boogers smell like?	like your mom's pussy cum
If you had control of all of North Koreas tv stations and be able to show 3 movies to the whole country, which 3 would you pick?	Captain America
You now rule a country. What sort of ruler are you, and what laws do you have?	I am a lazy king. We all do what we must to put food on the table and keep the lights and computers running, but otherwise we hang out and have a good time and help each other out. Punishment for freeloading is a hug from everyone in the village, and them wishing you to be stronger. Punishment for more grievous offenses is banishment.
What is a movie quote do you NOT want to hear during sex?	Say hello to my little friend
Why did you fall for the fake "car extended warranty" phone call scam?	I was so lonely, I needed to speak with the robot caller and one thing lead to another...
What was the thing that happened in your life and change it forever?	My best friend died unexpectedly in 2018, then a year later my boyfriend at the time died. Life is super short my friends. Cherish everything. I've learned to appreciate the good and bad. Without the bad things, I'd never understand what a good thing is. Death, of any kind, changes people.
What’s the best advice a therapist has given you?	We should never have sex again, this was a mistake.
How did you learn to love exercise, and what types of exercise do you do?	cycling. i didnt need to learn to love it, i tried different things landed on bikes and i've been obsessed for the last 15+ years
You're about to have sex but also experiencing massive amounts of real life lag. What are some things that could go hilariously wrong?	Could clip out of bounds.
Big old jet airliners that carry people too far away, why?	Can you re-phrase that
What’s an untrue stereotype about your state?	We’re all Mormon
[Serious] What made you realize you had a mental illness?	I had been diagnosed with bipolar disorder, which I deemed a possible misdiagnosis for a long time because I’d go through periods of manic rage, lashing out at people very severely over issues that were minor, just being an irrational asshole. I could go sometimes a couple of years without any serious manic rage episodes, so I figured I was just misdiagnosed because in the past these episodes seemed triggered by stress or trauma, totally normal, right? Well I was wrong, on a totally normal day without any outside stressors I walked into my local mall, seemed to black out as soon as I entered and just started shoplifting shit and shoving it in my purse (not a thing I do). I still can only remember bits and pieces of that day, but I vaguely remember shoplifting but I couldn’t be rational at the time and stop myself, it was like watching myself from a distance. Apparently the manager lady at the store I was stealing from strong armed me in the chest and that’s when I totally lost it, seeing red but nothing else, had no control over my actions it seemed. The cops ended up showing up and I actually tried to fight them too. I ended up having 3 counts of assault against an officer plus the shoplifting and other charges that day. Can’t remember most of it, so my court case was a nightmare, being me, who can’t remember anything vs the word of police on the stand, so I plead out eventually. After that I’ve been taking my mental health a lot more seriously, and here I am again, another few years clean of an episode, but there’s always the chance it could rear its ugly head again. I can identify warning signs and recognize when I’m getting bad again and adjust accordingly. I can never assume that I’m free and clear from the disorder, no matter how much time passes between incidents. Whether I was misdiagnosed with bipolar and it’s actually something else, I don’t know, but I’d still say I’ve had it easy on my end compared to others, but when it gets bad it can get really ugly.
Who is the dumbest person you have ever met?	Nancy Pelosi
What's the best song to learn on the guitar as a beginer?	smoke on the water😏
(Serious) Ladies, why or why don't you let guys cum on your face?	I used to cum on my wife’s face when the moment was right. After the 3rd or 4th time, we noticed her sensitive skin was reacting and would leave a red reaction splotch on her skin in place of the semen. No more cumming on her face after that.
You are now the CEO of tik tok. Besides deleting it what would you do?	Make people pay to use it. Watch people leave it droves
How do restaurants outside of the USA pay their employees higher wages and still make a profit?	Because they don’t keep 90% of the profits for themselves and pay their employees pennies.
What is a food item that is meant to be cold but tastes good hot?	Leftover pizza
What's the most important thing to know when visiting your country?	Do not blow your horn at a cow standing in the road and do not try to push it out of the road. Cows are holy animals here.
People who have purchased their car's extended warranty: what kind of spam calls are you getting these days?	Solar panels
What's An Unexpected Place You Made A Friend?	Glory hole at a rest area.
Victims of childhood bullying, what would you say/do to your bully to make them understand just how much of an effect their bullying had on you?	I don't know, no one ever found his bod....erm, what happened to him....
What can convert a poor person to a richer?	Money
What was your most clever response to a hard interview question?	I'll tell you if you hire me
What legally can be done to someone robbing you and they refuse to stop when you say "Stop!"?	Depends on the country. ;)
Who is going to win the NBA Finals?	The advertisers
[Serious] What’s more important than love in a relationship?	Trust and communication.
What are your tips for getting wealthy?	Stop smoking cigarettes/drinking booze.
What is the shittiest parenting you’ve ever witnessed first hand but were not the victim of?	Overheard as a kid, after a classmate got into trouble with the teacher. Mother to child: "Your problem is, you got caught." Dawned on me then, that some people deliberately bring up their kids with a very different outlook on life...
What was your reaction for killing micah form rdr2?	Micah Form RDR2 sounds like something you fill out during immigration In all seriousness, I was disappointed that Dutch did it instead of John strangling him to death in the snow
You find yourself in a "The Good Son" scenario with Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel- you can only save one from falling off a cliff. Who do you choose?	I’ll save comedy and let them both fall
What is sometching you aren’t supposed to do that you got away with while working?	Drugs. Lots of drugs. Not anymore mind you
What minor change have you made in your life that helped lead to a healthier lifestyle?	Strength training, not just cardio
Girls, What is one thing guys do that you don't like?	Talk about the size of their dick. I don't care how small or big it is.
Why the fuck do some ladies eat the placenta after having a baby?	I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS A THING WHAT THE HECK!
What is your lucky charm?	Yellow moon
Just found out my biological brother is attracted to me. I have to see him daily. What the fuck do I do? (Serious)	Try r/Advice
When was the last time you were really angry?	This weekend when my son (10) was asked by a friend of mine why he didn't play soccer anymore and his response was "because my mom said I was not good"
What cooking/baking variant or substitution irrationally pisses you off?	Raisins instead of chocolate chips.
Quote a famous person (that you don't mention who they are) on a line they never said, but that would fit them very much. Other people try to guess the famous person based on that line. What is your made up line?	Do not tell me what’s possible. -Wright brothers
People who used to have low self-esteem, how did you build it up?	Try not to give a darn what people generally think of you
How do you deal with the fact that life is unfair?	Just use what you're given the best you can
What's your tinder date from hell story?	Went to go meet up with a girl. I see her but she doesn't look like the girl in her tinder profile. I say "Hey, are you my Tinder date?" And she says "Shut up 'CocoScruff' you're not on Tinder and neither am I" And then I say "yea, you're right" and then we have a nice dinner.
What's the smartest thing that the dumbest person you know has done?	They actually stayed quiet for once lmfao
You are now god, what do you do with the universe?	Leave
What youtube channels do you watch for wholesome, positive content?	The Click.
If someone stole all your coffee mugs, what’s the weirdest thing in your house you’d drink coffee out of?	Not a mugging! OH NO! But also I'd sip it piping hot out of the pot I guess.
What is your personal hell?	A room full of people making eating noises.
What life lesson did you learn the hard way?	although it does take time, you WILL get over that person
People who tried the sketchy porn site ad what happened and was it a scam?	Was redirected for the actual 17th time so i went back to Pornhub
What is the equivalent of a human mating call?	Texting “hey” at 2 am
Girls, What are things guys do that you don't like?	Thinking that sending dick pics will somehow make the lady love them.
What is the name you wish you had?	X Æ A-Xii
In the Cars Universe, there is a Pope car implying the existence of a Jesus car who died for the sins of cars. What is car Jesus's make and model?	CHRIST-ler
After SpaceX get succeed to build colony on Mars, whats you think about settle over there?	If there are some alien cheeks to clap I will be alright
What makes people fall out of love with someone they once thought were their soulmate?	They thought wrong.
What is something youd give your life for?	Enchiladas
What type of people should we avoid in order to be successful in life?	Ones that don't want to see you succeed
The thing to your right is about to kill you, how?	Choking to death on my drink
What is your favorite ritual?	Morning coffee and toast
what are some good actually terrifying communities on here?	r/makemycoffin
Americans (USA) what is something in other parts of the world that you wish was in America?	Taxes already included in the advertised price
What modifications would you do to your car?	Doesn't matter, as long as I have FAMILY.
When did you realize life was unfair?	Last week when the boy I loved committed suicide.
What was the final straw that made you break up with your S.O.?	I've been with my current SO for 11 years and I'm not ever getting rid of him, but my last SO.. well, buckle up. I used to lead a rather crazy life that involved a lot of drugs and just all around bad stuff. I got really out there and decided that it was time to get my shit together and go to rehab (yet again). I had hit rock bottom and really wanted to change. While I'm in rehab, he comes to visit. Great! The previous times I had been to rehab, he basically ditched out on me and partied the whole time. Why I didn't dump him sooner... I really wish I knew. So, he's at the rehab visiting and the front office calls my name over the intercom to come to the office. Strange.. but, okay. I get to the office and they inform me that my guest has a phone call. As in, someone called the actual rehab for him. Cellphones were very much a thing at this time. I ask who it is................. Yeah, it was the girl he cheated on me with the year before. Actually, he probably never stopped cheating on me. Again, why I never learned?? The look on his face when I returned to tell him that his girlfriend was on the phone for him. There were many straws... That one did me in. The kicker.... A week later she got admitted to the room next to me. That is an entirely other story that is way too long for this comment. The plus side is my stay was the last time I had to go to rehab and I've now got 11 years free from heroin and him. Met a wonderful man, we've got two kids and an amazing life. So I guess my ex actually did me a favor because who knows how long I would've continued with his bs.
What is the worst thing someone you know has posted on social media?	Old friend from school posted a photo of his slashed wrists after he decided to kill himself. He survived and is doing fine now I think.
What body part could you go without?	My gynecomastia
What's the funniest word?	Kumquat
What does it mean if chicks always fix their hair around you?	It means they need their hair fixed
What's a movie or a show that if you only watch the second half of it, it'll still be great?	Twilight, you said just as great it will and it isn’t at all great
What song did you completely change your opinion of when you saw it's music video?	Wake me up when September ends
What is your go-to way to make Mr.Noodle/cheap ramen?	I am a sodium fiend, so I cook it normally, add the flavour packets, soy sauce, sriracha, and butter. When I'm feeling guilty about this, I'll also add frozen veggies while its boiling.
What’s the biggest flex you’ve never anyone?	I forgot the “told” What’s the biggest flex you’ve never told anyone
Are you going to watch Jeff Bezos tomorrow? Why/why not?	Can you fill me in on why I would care to watch bezos, of all people?
In The Martian, why didn't they just land and grab the dude?	Not enough fuel to land and relaunch to make it home. Needed to use mar’s gravity to slingshot back to earth
Americans, what’s a place in another country you wish was part of America?	Why would you condemn a country to such a fate?
For those who transformed from an introvert into an extrovert, how did it happen?	Alcohol
"Would you watch a show where a billionaire CEO has to go an entire month on their lowest paid employees salary, without access to any other resources than that of the employee? What do you think would happen?"	Undercover billionaire. Dude takes $100 and a truck and starts a million dollar business. Season 1 was good. Season 2 (different billionaires) seemed like a group of whiny moochers comparatively. So yes I watched something like this.
What's some slang that you use that we probably don't know about?	We used to call weed Phil. As in, Phillip A. Bigbowl. That way we could talk about it no matter who was around. "Have you seen Phil?"
What’s the reason for the spreading of this new delta variant?	Too many unvaccinated dumb asses.
How "back to normal" are things where you're from?	It’s like 2019 where I’m at
Anyone ever had a sexual partner say or do something during the act that made you stop everything,get up and leave? If so what killed it for you?	She didn't say or do anything but after our first date she came back to my place and when I took her panties off, it smelled like fish/crab. And no, we did not go Red lobster. I went to the restroom and told her there's a family emergency and I had to go.
What’s your favorite villain song, Disney or otherwise, animated or otherwise?	In the dark of the night from Anastasia, hands down!

How do you think Covid will ‘end’(as in, becomes a yearly inconvenience like the flu)?

That's exactly it. It won't end. Or at least I don't think so. we have delta varient and delta plus, now, I think? Maybe we're now going to have to get yearly covid varient shots now. Great... so if that's the case, can we just fuck off with the masks? My husband is all about masks though. He just likes them. I don't though. I wear glasses and masks piss me off.

Whats the biggest fuckup someone did at your job?

Crashed two locomotives into each other. They were being remotely controlled, but it still did a lot of damage.

You are now a boss in the last game you played, what is you boss battle like?

Forza Horizon 4. Errrrmm......

What are some of the most creative ideas you’ve had recently?

Nice try

What’s something interesting that’s worth a google search?

Blue waffles

What is your vision of the Fuel of the future?

Fusion would be cool, but I'd settle for more nuclear and green shit like wind and geothermal.

If you were able to write reviews on people, what kind of reviews would people write about you?

1 out of 5 stars, Don't waste your time.

The Geneva Convention doesn’t truly exist in a battlefield situation when super nations are in all out war?

It does work only if you lost the war

What's the best way to cope with the guilty feeling after having a big late night snack ?

Just accept your fate as a fat ass.

In your opinion, what is “fashion”?

I don't know shit about fashion, I just wear whatever fits.

What silliest thing to whisper into a girls ear when you are out on the town?

Free Real-estate

What genuine compliments do you have for your enemies?

You managed to stay alive this long

What piece of fiction made you cry the most?

Train to Busan.

What’s the biggest secret you’ve ever kept?

My best friend prostituted herself to pay for her studies.

What is the best thing someone has said to you?

One time i was crying cause my mom was having a surgery in the other room. I was a kid so i thought she was gonna pass away. But the surgeon came out later to tell me and my dad that it was successful. Literally the happiest day of my life!

What are y’all mad at today?

Ram pickup drivers

You have 10 seconds as soon as you finish reading this to broadcast a message to every single human in the world, what is it?

Umm... Be excellent to each other?

What do boogers smell like?

like your mom's pussy cum

If you had control of all of North Koreas tv stations and be able to show 3 movies to the whole country, which 3 would you pick?

Captain America

You now rule a country. What sort of ruler are you, and what laws do you have?

I am a lazy king. We all do what we must to put food on the table and keep the lights and computers running, but otherwise we hang out and have a good time and help each other out. Punishment for freeloading is a hug from everyone in the village, and them wishing you to be stronger. Punishment for more grievous offenses is banishment.

What is a movie quote do you NOT want to hear during sex?

Say hello to my little friend

Why did you fall for the fake "car extended warranty" phone call scam?

I was so lonely, I needed to speak with the robot caller and one thing lead to another...

What was the thing that happened in your life and change it forever?

My best friend died unexpectedly in 2018, then a year later my boyfriend at the time died. Life is super short my friends. Cherish everything. I've learned to appreciate the good and bad. Without the bad things, I'd never understand what a good thing is. Death, of any kind, changes people.

What’s the best advice a therapist has given you?

We should never have sex again, this was a mistake.

How did you learn to love exercise, and what types of exercise do you do?

cycling. i didnt need to learn to love it, i tried different things landed on bikes and i've been obsessed for the last 15+ years

You're about to have sex but also experiencing massive amounts of real life lag. What are some things that could go hilariously wrong?

Could clip out of bounds.

Big old jet airliners that carry people too far away, why?

Can you re-phrase that

What’s an untrue stereotype about your state?

We’re all Mormon

[Serious] What made you realize you had a mental illness?

I had been diagnosed with bipolar disorder, which I deemed a possible misdiagnosis for a long time because I’d go through periods of manic rage, lashing out at people very severely over issues that were minor, just being an irrational asshole. I could go sometimes a couple of years without any serious manic rage episodes, so I figured I was just misdiagnosed because in the past these episodes seemed triggered by stress or trauma, totally normal, right? Well I was wrong, on a totally normal day without any outside stressors I walked into my local mall, seemed to black out as soon as I entered and just started shoplifting shit and shoving it in my purse (not a thing I do). I still can only remember bits and pieces of that day, but I vaguely remember shoplifting but I couldn’t be rational at the time and stop myself, it was like watching myself from a distance. Apparently the manager lady at the store I was stealing from strong armed me in the chest and that’s when I totally lost it, seeing red but nothing else, had no control over my actions it seemed. The cops ended up showing up and I actually tried to fight them too. I ended up having 3 counts of assault against an officer plus the shoplifting and other charges that day. Can’t remember most of it, so my court case was a nightmare, being me, who can’t remember anything vs the word of police on the stand, so I plead out eventually. After that I’ve been taking my mental health a lot more seriously, and here I am again, another few years clean of an episode, but there’s always the chance it could rear its ugly head again. I can identify warning signs and recognize when I’m getting bad again and adjust accordingly. I can never assume that I’m free and clear from the disorder, no matter how much time passes between incidents. Whether I was misdiagnosed with bipolar and it’s actually something else, I don’t know, but I’d still say I’ve had it easy on my end compared to others, but when it gets bad it can get really ugly.

Who is the dumbest person you have ever met?

Nancy Pelosi

What's the best song to learn on the guitar as a beginer?

smoke on the water😏

(Serious) Ladies, why or why don't you let guys cum on your face?

I used to cum on my wife’s face when the moment was right. After the 3rd or 4th time, we noticed her sensitive skin was reacting and would leave a red reaction splotch on her skin in place of the semen. No more cumming on her face after that.

You are now the CEO of tik tok. Besides deleting it what would you do?

Make people pay to use it. Watch people leave it droves

How do restaurants outside of the USA pay their employees higher wages and still make a profit?

Because they don’t keep 90% of the profits for themselves and pay their employees pennies.

What is a food item that is meant to be cold but tastes good hot?

Leftover pizza

What's the most important thing to know when visiting your country?

Do not blow your horn at a cow standing in the road and do not try to push it out of the road. Cows are holy animals here.

People who have purchased their car's extended warranty: what kind of spam calls are you getting these days?

Solar panels

What's An Unexpected Place You Made A Friend?

Glory hole at a rest area.

Victims of childhood bullying, what would you say/do to your bully to make them understand just how much of an effect their bullying had on you?

I don't know, no one ever found his bod....erm, what happened to him....

What can convert a poor person to a richer?

Money

What was your most clever response to a hard interview question?

I'll tell you if you hire me

What legally can be done to someone robbing you and they refuse to stop when you say "Stop!"?

Depends on the country. ;)

Who is going to win the NBA Finals?

The advertisers

[Serious] What’s more important than love in a relationship?

Trust and communication.

What are your tips for getting wealthy?

Stop smoking cigarettes/drinking booze.

What is the shittiest parenting you’ve ever witnessed first hand but were not the victim of?

Overheard as a kid, after a classmate got into trouble with the teacher. Mother to child: "Your problem is, you got caught." Dawned on me then, that some people deliberately bring up their kids with a very different outlook on life...

What was your reaction for killing micah form rdr2?

Micah Form RDR2 sounds like something you fill out during immigration In all seriousness, I was disappointed that Dutch did it instead of John strangling him to death in the snow

You find yourself in a "The Good Son" scenario with Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel- you can only save one from falling off a cliff. Who do you choose?

I’ll save comedy and let them both fall

What is sometching you aren’t supposed to do that you got away with while working?

Drugs. Lots of drugs. Not anymore mind you

What minor change have you made in your life that helped lead to a healthier lifestyle?

Strength training, not just cardio

Girls, What is one thing guys do that you don't like?

Talk about the size of their dick. I don't care how small or big it is.

Why the fuck do some ladies eat the placenta after having a baby?

I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS A THING WHAT THE HECK!

What is your lucky charm?

Yellow moon

Just found out my biological brother is attracted to me. I have to see him daily. What the fuck do I do? (Serious)

Try r/Advice

When was the last time you were really angry?

This weekend when my son (10) was asked by a friend of mine why he didn't play soccer anymore and his response was "because my mom said I was not good"

What cooking/baking variant or substitution irrationally pisses you off?

Raisins instead of chocolate chips.

Quote a famous person (that you don't mention who they are) on a line they never said, but that would fit them very much. Other people try to guess the famous person based on that line. What is your made up line?

Do not tell me what’s possible. -Wright brothers

People who used to have low self-esteem, how did you build it up?

Try not to give a darn what people generally think of you

How do you deal with the fact that life is unfair?

Just use what you're given the best you can

What's your tinder date from hell story?

Went to go meet up with a girl. I see her but she doesn't look like the girl in her tinder profile. I say "Hey, are you my Tinder date?" And she says "Shut up 'CocoScruff' you're not on Tinder and neither am I" And then I say "yea, you're right" and then we have a nice dinner.

What's the smartest thing that the dumbest person you know has done?

They actually stayed quiet for once lmfao

You are now god, what do you do with the universe?

Leave

What youtube channels do you watch for wholesome, positive content?

The Click.

If someone stole all your coffee mugs, what’s the weirdest thing in your house you’d drink coffee out of?

Not a mugging! OH NO! But also I'd sip it piping hot out of the pot I guess.

What is your personal hell?

A room full of people making eating noises.

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

although it does take time, you WILL get over that person

People who tried the sketchy porn site ad what happened and was it a scam?

Was redirected for the actual 17th time so i went back to Pornhub

What is the equivalent of a human mating call?

Texting “hey” at 2 am

Girls, What are things guys do that you don't like?

Thinking that sending dick pics will somehow make the lady love them.

What is the name you wish you had?

X Æ A-Xii

In the Cars Universe, there is a Pope car implying the existence of a Jesus car who died for the sins of cars. What is car Jesus's make and model?

CHRIST-ler

After SpaceX get succeed to build colony on Mars, whats you think about settle over there?

If there are some alien cheeks to clap I will be alright

What makes people fall out of love with someone they once thought were their soulmate?

They thought wrong.

What is something youd give your life for?

Enchiladas

What type of people should we avoid in order to be successful in life?

Ones that don't want to see you succeed

The thing to your right is about to kill you, how?

Choking to death on my drink

What is your favorite ritual?

Morning coffee and toast

what are some good actually terrifying communities on here?

r/makemycoffin

Americans (USA) what is something in other parts of the world that you wish was in America?

Taxes already included in the advertised price

What modifications would you do to your car?

Doesn't matter, as long as I have FAMILY.

When did you realize life was unfair?

Last week when the boy I loved committed suicide.

What was the final straw that made you break up with your S.O.?

I've been with my current SO for 11 years and I'm not ever getting rid of him, but my last SO.. well, buckle up. I used to lead a rather crazy life that involved a lot of drugs and just all around bad stuff. I got really out there and decided that it was time to get my shit together and go to rehab (yet again). I had hit rock bottom and really wanted to change. While I'm in rehab, he comes to visit. Great! The previous times I had been to rehab, he basically ditched out on me and partied the whole time. Why I didn't dump him sooner... I really wish I knew. So, he's at the rehab visiting and the front office calls my name over the intercom to come to the office. Strange.. but, okay. I get to the office and they inform me that my guest has a phone call. As in, someone called the actual rehab for him. Cellphones were very much a thing at this time. I ask who it is................. Yeah, it was the girl he cheated on me with the year before. Actually, he probably never stopped cheating on me. Again, why I never learned?? The look on his face when I returned to tell him that his girlfriend was on the phone for him. There were many straws... That one did me in. The kicker.... A week later she got admitted to the room next to me. That is an entirely other story that is way too long for this comment. The plus side is my stay was the last time I had to go to rehab and I've now got 11 years free from heroin and him. Met a wonderful man, we've got two kids and an amazing life. So I guess my ex actually did me a favor because who knows how long I would've continued with his bs.

What is the worst thing someone you know has posted on social media?

Old friend from school posted a photo of his slashed wrists after he decided to kill himself. He survived and is doing fine now I think.

What body part could you go without?

My gynecomastia

What's the funniest word?

Kumquat

What does it mean if chicks always fix their hair around you?

It means they need their hair fixed

What's a movie or a show that if you only watch the second half of it, it'll still be great?

Twilight, you said just as great it will and it isn’t at all great

What song did you completely change your opinion of when you saw it's music video?

Wake me up when September ends

What is your go-to way to make Mr.Noodle/cheap ramen?

I am a sodium fiend, so I cook it normally, add the flavour packets, soy sauce, sriracha, and butter. When I'm feeling guilty about this, I'll also add frozen veggies while its boiling.

What’s the biggest flex you’ve never anyone?

I forgot the “told” What’s the biggest flex you’ve never told anyone

Are you going to watch Jeff Bezos tomorrow? Why/why not?

Can you fill me in on why I would care to watch bezos, of all people?

In The Martian, why didn't they just land and grab the dude?

Not enough fuel to land and relaunch to make it home. Needed to use mar’s gravity to slingshot back to earth

Americans, what’s a place in another country you wish was part of America?

Why would you condemn a country to such a fate?

For those who transformed from an introvert into an extrovert, how did it happen?

Alcohol

"Would you watch a show where a billionaire CEO has to go an entire month on their lowest paid employees salary, without access to any other resources than that of the employee? What do you think would happen?"

Undercover billionaire. Dude takes $100 and a truck and starts a million dollar business. Season 1 was good. Season 2 (different billionaires) seemed like a group of whiny moochers comparatively. So yes I watched something like this.

What's some slang that you use that we probably don't know about?

We used to call weed Phil. As in, Phillip A. Bigbowl. That way we could talk about it no matter who was around. "Have you seen Phil?"

What’s the reason for the spreading of this new delta variant?

Too many unvaccinated dumb asses.

How "back to normal" are things where you're from?

It’s like 2019 where I’m at

Anyone ever had a sexual partner say or do something during the act that made you stop everything,get up and leave? If so what killed it for you?

She didn't say or do anything but after our first date she came back to my place and when I took her panties off, it smelled like fish/crab. And no, we did not go Red lobster. I went to the restroom and told her there's a family emergency and I had to go.

What’s your favorite villain song, Disney or otherwise, animated or otherwise?

In the dark of the night from Anastasia, hands down!