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What was the best thing you found at the beach?	A girlfriend while swimming in the ocean.
[serious] What is your abnormal talent?	I'm very good at beatboxing and have competed in my national championships on a big stage 3 times.
What's something people try to pass off as a dessert or a treat, but should instead be erased from the planet?	Oatmeal raisin cookies
If milk’s favorite cookie is an Oreo, what’s a sandwich’s favorite chip?	Ruffles, original
People who suffer with apathy What’s the best way to help with it?	I tell myself that sitting around and doing nothing sucks, and becoming exhausted from doing useful/necessary/productive stuff also sucks, but at least the latter will get me somewhere.
What should be free but it isn't?	Medication
What grudge are you holding on to?	All of them
You are in an unarmed fight to the death with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson but luckily he lets you take the first shot on him without defending himself. What attack do you use to do the most damage before The Rock turns you into a human pretzel?	Kick in his rock hard balls
What is something that is overpriced AF?	Bottled water, especially some brands. As the tap water is great quality here, I'll mainly stick to that, thanks.
If you could ask someone with autism any question, what would you ask them?	I have autism and I thought this would be interesting. Please don't ask stupid things that are off-topic. Anything else is fair game.
How come chicks love competing over guys?	Bro what? I feel like it’s the other way around
If you could start a whole fictional/fantasy universe with its own lore and everything, much like Tolkien's middle earth, what would you do without copying any orc/elf/wizard type of concepts?	r/worldbuilding
What's the worst Birthday you've ever had?	25th birthday. Girl I was seeing threw me a party at a restaurant and invited all my closest friends. No one knew we were seeing each other because we worked together and it wasn’t everyone’s business, you know how it is. Anyway, she was running late so everyone else was there, mostly work friends, but we were having a good time. Then, she arrives with her ex-boyfriend, his arm around her. They had decided to get back together. I had to spend the rest of the night pretending that my heart wasn’t broken. Had no one to tell and couldn’t leave because it was my party after all. In hindsight, it was a good thing, but at the time it was painful. I haven’t celebrated a birthday since. It’s been 23 years.
What’s the most bizarre dream you’ve ever had?	Jesus pulled me out of the pits of hell. Top that mofos.
In your own words, what is tactics?	skills that are used in to improve an offensive/defensive situation
What has been your instant Karma experience and did you learn your lesson?	Pulled the finger at someone for driving like shite, only to crash into someone myself....
Active duty military and veterans, how do you think your life would be different today if you did not volunteer?	I probably wouldn’t have back problems at 24.
If every US branch of the military had to fight each other, who would win and why?	Prob Air Force
What basic food recipe got you through University/College?	Eggs and rice with day old bread from Jimmy Johns. Back the it was only a nickel!
What are the best ways for a LEGAL annoyance of bullying neighbour?	Lights. Great big bright ones.
What is a VERY underrated food?	Bread alone is heavily underrated imo
What is something you do in your day to day life that makes your life easier or more enjoyable?	breaks.
What is something that people don't know that pisses you off when you hear others complaining about?	When Americans use privilege to guilt other Americans, but don’t acknowledge they also are privileged for living in the United States with access to opportunities and freedoms most of the world doesn’t have.
What is something that is considered classy by society that shouldn't be?	Wine testing. It’s kinda disgusting when you think about a huge group of ppl just spitting constantly
Where you live in the world, where do you keep your butter? On the counter or the refrigerator?	What psycho leaves butter outside of the fridge. It’ll melt silly goose. In the fridge it must be
What was the biggest "how was this allowed" moment in a kid's show?	I'm guessing you've not heard of Ren & Stimpy, Animaniacs, Wonderful World of Gumball...
How do you ask out that cute chick who works at the Apple store if she’s flirting with you and you’re a young bull?	Don't mistake a salesperson being kind/friendly with flirting.
What is your favorite food for the holidays?	Stuffing
What’s something that Santa does that would be creepy if you did it?	Giving stuff to kids you don’t know would be a red flag..
How much do you tip going out?	15-25%, depending on the service.
People who share or post gore, why?	Mentally unstable
How did you learn how to flirt?	Trial and error
Are grey sweatpants imprints the same for girls, as guys when we see clevage?	Eww no
What is a drink (besides plain water) that you can literally drink in any circumstance?	Bourbon
How do y’all recommend laundering money ?	Trump hotels, apartments and golf courses
what would you do with 1 day of fame?	I would hide
What's the one thing that can always make you gag when you smell it?	Baby poop / turtle tanks
what do you think about the adult life so far?	It's getting better. But man it was off to a rough start.
Whats your favourite song?	I don’t have one. There are just way too many that I love.
What's an underrated movie that you regret watching?	Cosmic Sin (2021) on Netflix. It had a 3% on Rotten Tomatoes. I love bad sci-fi, but it's awful.
what is something you will forever believe in regardless of how many people judge you for it?	Pineapple does belong on pizza.
How would your life be different if you'd never met your childhood best friend?	I'd be happier. She's toxic. She let me know exactly how she felt about me on my groupchat in front of a bunch of my other friends. Messed me up for weeks and still now, I lose sleep over it. I don't know where I went wrong
What's a time you bought something on impulse that ended up helping you later one?	I impulse bought boxing gloves about a year ago in the hopes me and my brother would get serious about it. We did about a 5 minute sparring session then put them away and forgot they existed. Fast forward 2 months ago, I signed up to a kickboxing class where you needed gloves to join and completely forgot about them until I was about to leave for my first class.
What’s a real life version of WinRar?	Vacuum seal storage bags
Whats a opportunity you had as a kid that you no longer have now?	When i was born, some guy who was actual royalty from Greece or some shit offered to buy me from my parents. I could've either been living the best life as royalty, or been sold into human trafficking and dead by now.
Non-Russians, what comes to mind when you think of Russia?	In mother Russia, you don't think of Russia, Russia thinks of you.
What is the craziest thing that has happened at your school ?	The entire school running to the middle of the quad screamming "fight" hundreds of us cheering and chanting. The teachers charging through us to stop the fight, but no one was ever fighting. In the middle was just an empty circle. Eventually 2 teachers made it to the middle and were so confused as we where chanting fight... Kinda looked like they were about to fight each other for a second as we egged on for a fight
Can't sleep, gonna do an all nighter! What do now?	Sleep, your english is broken, just sleep. There’s no benefit to all nightering you’ll hate yourself in the morning
Had Neanderthals survived until todat, how would our society be like?	We share genetics with neanderthals so they do exist today in us. As with all creatures dominant genes and adaptability got us from them to what we are today.
People who have sucked a dick before (male or female) what is it like to have a dick in your mouth?	Ask your mom?
People who used to skip school, whats the craziest thing to happen to you while you were being a delinquent?	I hung out in a park with my crush.... It was pretty nice
What is a red flag that it is time to leave your current job?	When you have to ask yourself that question.
What makes people not ride on satellites for fun in their spacesuits while out in space?	Nonsensical question is nonsense.
What is the greatest/most inspiring/most clever quote you made up by yourself?	Nothing Can be Perfect in Life because of one thing. Opinion.
You're now Chris Pratt. Congratulations. How fucked are you, exactly?	I'd be much better off. He isn't the one going to hell be tortured.
Which seemingly innocent and trivial discoveries/inventions have had the biggest impact on mankind throughout history, be it negatively or positively?	The range of rope knots. People fiddling with rope, and discovering some useful innovations along the way.
What would rocks on the moon taste like?	Cheese
Flat earthers, why do you believe the Earth is flat?	Tom Cruise told me - surely a movie star and an advocate of Scientology wouldn't lie to me.
What was the popular trend back in your day?	Baggy jeans, band t-shirts, guys highlighting their hair
What should governments do to help increase vaccination rates?	Tell the whole Truth, the good bad and ugly.
When shopping for healthcare, is it better to have a high deductible or a low deductible and why?	confused australian noises
What makes the moon white, instead of a rock/dirt color?	It all comes down to its chemical composition. The land in places like Utah are mainly red because they’re rich in Iron oxides. The moon has its color because it’s rich in silica.
What do you think would happen if every anti vaxxer on Earth mysteriously died of a one day virus?	Average Global IQ increases by 30 points
What are hiccups, are they a response to something or is there a biological reason for them or is your body just like funny noises FTW?	It’s something to do with your diaphragm, it’s like some sort of spasm that comes up as a hiccup. That’s my basic understanding though
What are some important things to do before you die?	Context: I'm unfortunately going to die next week and I want to live fully this week
heard that it’s common that someone will vomit during oral, why?	It’s called a gag reflex and it doesn’t really happen that often.
What is something awesome that got discontinued?	The 1990s.
How much money did you have at 25? What was your life like?	I was earning $8.25 per day in prison, life was pretty good overall though lol
Would you rather know when or how you die? Why ?	When. I’d be able to do all the things I want to do and know when I’d expire. How I would die, for example drowning, I’d just be afraid of water my entire life and not enjoy life
How do you remove glitter from a beard?	Sorry man but...the beard...it isn't gonna make it. I'll give you a moment to say your goodbyes but after that it's going. You can always try again for a beard though when the time is right and grief has passed.
What’s your favorite academic course you’ve ever taken?	Philosophy
Those who work in professional/office environments, what is your favourite suit and why?	Jeans and a polo
What is something you think is over hyped, that no one else does?	The iPhone
What’s the worst gift you’ve ever given/ been given?	a candy bag that made me go to the hospital, where the fuck did he got it?
How do you put on your pants?	I hang them up on the clothes line outside then jump out of my window to land into my pants.
What your happiest/favorite memory?	Don't have one
What is your favorite ever Gangster movie?	Goodfellas
Without explaining the meaning, what is your favorite inside joke?	Wait she left Melrose Place to do a movie with Carrot Top?
What is the worst thing your parents caught you doing?	Smoking dope in the attic
What is the most contradictory thing about society?	If a good looking High School male teacher has sex with a female student it's a scandal and somebody goes to prison but if a hot female High School teacher has sex with a male student everybody is like "Nice".
Maybe fired for having type 1 diabetes, what to do?	Call hr and lawyer up . All you can do
There are still images that sparked our imagination as kids and adults, and we wondered about the story around them, where can these type of images be found these days?	Everywhere, they're just so common that no-one is paying attention.
If you shit yourself, everyone within a half mile will shit themselves, you can do this twice, how do you use this power?	Times square. New Year's eve. Two years in a row.
What is the strangest ability you could do?	I can smell someone open a bag Doritos down a hall, and tell you what flavor they are.
You have to create a slur for any 1 of the 50 states what would it be?	There's one that already exists for Illinois: a FIB (fucking Illinois bastard)
Whats the biggest lie somobody has told you?	Dad told us we were his only kids. Only for me to find out a year ago that he had a son from a previous marriage who he disowned, to the point that after that son changed his last name, my dad named my full brother his exact name mostly to spite his ex.
For men's looking for healthy relationships without being rejected again and again, how Tinder can be the solution?	Lower your expectations of what a "healthy" relationship entails
[Serious]What are some recent celebrity passings that have gone under-the-rader?	Paul Orndorff
What's something that makes you cry everytime?	Onions
What happens if billionaires get to Mars and decide that is where their "Corporate Headquarters" are?	Not like they pay taxes anyway
Non-Dutch people, what do you think of the Dutch people?	Only information I have on Dutch people is from Austin powers so I assume you are all evil.
What is the best thing you have or want to see on a tombstone?	Death by suffocation via ass.
What advice would you give to a dude who finds himself staring down the barrel of a monster schlong and why ?	Suck it dry
What is a startling statistical fact?	The bird population in North America has declined by 29% since 1970.
People with fighting experience. Even if that means using violence. What would be the smartest way to finish a fight against someone that cornered you?	Tombstone Piledriver
What made you say “what the fuck”?	I remember once a priest blasted a loud fart into the microphone during a funeral service, few people screamed, i tried not to laugh and ended up spitting my coffee out and people were flipping out
What is the craziest or most inappropriate thing a customer has done or said to you or in your presence?	I've had quite a few people lick the electronic chip on their debit/credit cards to "clean it" when our reader wouldn't accept the card the first couple of times. This being after the pandemic started. Yick.
What’s so good about being single?	No drama
What happened with the straight A student from your Highschool?	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Steube
What is the most you have ever been tipped by a single patron, in any kind of work position, and what else happened?	It was probably over $150, he just kept tipping through out the night. He was completely coked out. Nothing else happened lol

What was the best thing you found at the beach?

A girlfriend while swimming in the ocean.

[serious] What is your abnormal talent?

I'm very good at beatboxing and have competed in my national championships on a big stage 3 times.

What's something people try to pass off as a dessert or a treat, but should instead be erased from the planet?

Oatmeal raisin cookies

If milk’s favorite cookie is an Oreo, what’s a sandwich’s favorite chip?

Ruffles, original

People who suffer with apathy What’s the best way to help with it?

I tell myself that sitting around and doing nothing sucks, and becoming exhausted from doing useful/necessary/productive stuff also sucks, but at least the latter will get me somewhere.

What should be free but it isn't?

Medication

What grudge are you holding on to?

All of them

You are in an unarmed fight to the death with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson but luckily he lets you take the first shot on him without defending himself. What attack do you use to do the most damage before The Rock turns you into a human pretzel?

Kick in his rock hard balls

What is something that is overpriced AF?

Bottled water, especially some brands. As the tap water is great quality here, I'll mainly stick to that, thanks.

If you could ask someone with autism any question, what would you ask them?

I have autism and I thought this would be interesting. Please don't ask stupid things that are off-topic. Anything else is fair game.

How come chicks love competing over guys?

Bro what? I feel like it’s the other way around

If you could start a whole fictional/fantasy universe with its own lore and everything, much like Tolkien's middle earth, what would you do without copying any orc/elf/wizard type of concepts?

r/worldbuilding

What's the worst Birthday you've ever had?

25th birthday. Girl I was seeing threw me a party at a restaurant and invited all my closest friends. No one knew we were seeing each other because we worked together and it wasn’t everyone’s business, you know how it is. Anyway, she was running late so everyone else was there, mostly work friends, but we were having a good time. Then, she arrives with her ex-boyfriend, his arm around her. They had decided to get back together. I had to spend the rest of the night pretending that my heart wasn’t broken. Had no one to tell and couldn’t leave because it was my party after all. In hindsight, it was a good thing, but at the time it was painful. I haven’t celebrated a birthday since. It’s been 23 years.

What’s the most bizarre dream you’ve ever had?

Jesus pulled me out of the pits of hell. Top that mofos.

In your own words, what is tactics?

skills that are used in to improve an offensive/defensive situation

What has been your instant Karma experience and did you learn your lesson?

Pulled the finger at someone for driving like shite, only to crash into someone myself....

Active duty military and veterans, how do you think your life would be different today if you did not volunteer?

I probably wouldn’t have back problems at 24.

If every US branch of the military had to fight each other, who would win and why?

Prob Air Force

What basic food recipe got you through University/College?

Eggs and rice with day old bread from Jimmy Johns. Back the it was only a nickel!

What are the best ways for a LEGAL annoyance of bullying neighbour?

Lights. Great big bright ones.

What is a VERY underrated food?

Bread alone is heavily underrated imo

What is something you do in your day to day life that makes your life easier or more enjoyable?

breaks.

What is something that people don't know that pisses you off when you hear others complaining about?

When Americans use privilege to guilt other Americans, but don’t acknowledge they also are privileged for living in the United States with access to opportunities and freedoms most of the world doesn’t have.

What is something that is considered classy by society that shouldn't be?

Wine testing. It’s kinda disgusting when you think about a huge group of ppl just spitting constantly

Where you live in the world, where do you keep your butter? On the counter or the refrigerator?

What psycho leaves butter outside of the fridge. It’ll melt silly goose. In the fridge it must be

What was the biggest "how was this allowed" moment in a kid's show?

I'm guessing you've not heard of Ren & Stimpy, Animaniacs, Wonderful World of Gumball...

How do you ask out that cute chick who works at the Apple store if she’s flirting with you and you’re a young bull?

Don't mistake a salesperson being kind/friendly with flirting.

What is your favorite food for the holidays?

Stuffing

What’s something that Santa does that would be creepy if you did it?

Giving stuff to kids you don’t know would be a red flag..

How much do you tip going out?

15-25%, depending on the service.

People who share or post gore, why?

Mentally unstable

How did you learn how to flirt?

Trial and error

Are grey sweatpants imprints the same for girls, as guys when we see clevage?

Eww no

What is a drink (besides plain water) that you can literally drink in any circumstance?

Bourbon

How do y’all recommend laundering money ?

Trump hotels, apartments and golf courses

what would you do with 1 day of fame?

I would hide

What's the one thing that can always make you gag when you smell it?

Baby poop / turtle tanks

what do you think about the adult life so far?

It's getting better. But man it was off to a rough start.

Whats your favourite song?

I don’t have one. There are just way too many that I love.

What's an underrated movie that you regret watching?

Cosmic Sin (2021) on Netflix. It had a 3% on Rotten Tomatoes. I love bad sci-fi, but it's awful.

what is something you will forever believe in regardless of how many people judge you for it?

Pineapple does belong on pizza.

How would your life be different if you'd never met your childhood best friend?

I'd be happier. She's toxic. She let me know exactly how she felt about me on my groupchat in front of a bunch of my other friends. Messed me up for weeks and still now, I lose sleep over it. I don't know where I went wrong

What's a time you bought something on impulse that ended up helping you later one?

I impulse bought boxing gloves about a year ago in the hopes me and my brother would get serious about it. We did about a 5 minute sparring session then put them away and forgot they existed. Fast forward 2 months ago, I signed up to a kickboxing class where you needed gloves to join and completely forgot about them until I was about to leave for my first class.

What’s a real life version of WinRar?

Vacuum seal storage bags

Whats a opportunity you had as a kid that you no longer have now?

When i was born, some guy who was actual royalty from Greece or some shit offered to buy me from my parents. I could've either been living the best life as royalty, or been sold into human trafficking and dead by now.

Non-Russians, what comes to mind when you think of Russia?

In mother Russia, you don't think of Russia, Russia thinks of you.

What is the craziest thing that has happened at your school ?

The entire school running to the middle of the quad screamming "fight" hundreds of us cheering and chanting. The teachers charging through us to stop the fight, but no one was ever fighting. In the middle was just an empty circle. Eventually 2 teachers made it to the middle and were so confused as we where chanting fight... Kinda looked like they were about to fight each other for a second as we egged on for a fight

Can't sleep, gonna do an all nighter! What do now?

Sleep, your english is broken, just sleep. There’s no benefit to all nightering you’ll hate yourself in the morning

Had Neanderthals survived until todat, how would our society be like?

We share genetics with neanderthals so they do exist today in us. As with all creatures dominant genes and adaptability got us from them to what we are today.

People who have sucked a dick before (male or female) what is it like to have a dick in your mouth?

Ask your mom?

People who used to skip school, whats the craziest thing to happen to you while you were being a delinquent?

I hung out in a park with my crush.... It was pretty nice

What is a red flag that it is time to leave your current job?

When you have to ask yourself that question.

What makes people not ride on satellites for fun in their spacesuits while out in space?

Nonsensical question is nonsense.

What is the greatest/most inspiring/most clever quote you made up by yourself?

Nothing Can be Perfect in Life because of one thing. Opinion.

You're now Chris Pratt. Congratulations. How fucked are you, exactly?

I'd be much better off. He isn't the one going to hell be tortured.

Which seemingly innocent and trivial discoveries/inventions have had the biggest impact on mankind throughout history, be it negatively or positively?

The range of rope knots. People fiddling with rope, and discovering some useful innovations along the way.

What would rocks on the moon taste like?

Cheese

Flat earthers, why do you believe the Earth is flat?

Tom Cruise told me - surely a movie star and an advocate of Scientology wouldn't lie to me.

What was the popular trend back in your day?

Baggy jeans, band t-shirts, guys highlighting their hair

What should governments do to help increase vaccination rates?

Tell the whole Truth, the good bad and ugly.

When shopping for healthcare, is it better to have a high deductible or a low deductible and why?

*confused australian noises*

What makes the moon white, instead of a rock/dirt color?

It all comes down to its chemical composition. The land in places like Utah are mainly red because they’re rich in Iron oxides. The moon has its color because it’s rich in silica.

What do you think would happen if every anti vaxxer on Earth mysteriously died of a one day virus?

Average Global IQ increases by 30 points

What are hiccups, are they a response to something or is there a biological reason for them or is your body just like funny noises FTW?

It’s something to do with your diaphragm, it’s like some sort of spasm that comes up as a hiccup. That’s my basic understanding though

What are some important things to do before you die?

Context: I'm unfortunately going to die next week and I want to live fully this week

heard that it’s common that someone will vomit during oral, why?

It’s called a gag reflex and it doesn’t really happen that often.

What is something awesome that got discontinued?

The 1990s.

How much money did you have at 25? What was your life like?

I was earning $8.25 per day in prison, life was pretty good overall though lol

Would you rather know when or how you die? Why ?

When. I’d be able to do all the things I want to do and know when I’d expire. How I would die, for example drowning, I’d just be afraid of water my entire life and not enjoy life

How do you remove glitter from a beard?

Sorry man but...the beard...it isn't gonna make it. I'll give you a moment to say your goodbyes but after that it's going. You can always try again for a beard though when the time is right and grief has passed.

What’s your favorite academic course you’ve ever taken?

Philosophy

Those who work in professional/office environments, what is your favourite suit and why?

Jeans and a polo

What is something you think is over hyped, that no one else does?

The iPhone

What’s the worst gift you’ve ever given/ been given?

a candy bag that made me go to the hospital, where the fuck did he got it?

How do you put on your pants?

I hang them up on the clothes line outside then jump out of my window to land into my pants.

What your happiest/favorite memory?

Don't have one

What is your favorite ever Gangster movie?

Goodfellas

Without explaining the meaning, what is your favorite inside joke?

Wait she left Melrose Place to do a movie with Carrot Top?

What is the worst thing your parents caught you doing?

Smoking dope in the attic

What is the most contradictory thing about society?

If a good looking High School male teacher has sex with a female student it's a scandal and somebody goes to prison but if a hot female High School teacher has sex with a male student everybody is like "Nice".

Maybe fired for having type 1 diabetes, what to do?

Call hr and lawyer up . All you can do

There are still images that sparked our imagination as kids and adults, and we wondered about the story around them, where can these type of images be found these days?

Everywhere, they're just so common that no-one is paying attention.

If you shit yourself, everyone within a half mile will shit themselves, you can do this twice, how do you use this power?

Times square. New Year's eve. Two years in a row.

What is the strangest ability you could do?

I can smell someone open a bag Doritos down a hall, and tell you what flavor they are.

You have to create a slur for any 1 of the 50 states what would it be?

There's one that already exists for Illinois: a FIB (fucking Illinois bastard)

Whats the biggest lie somobody has told you?

Dad told us we were his only kids. Only for me to find out a year ago that he had a son from a previous marriage who he disowned, to the point that after that son changed his last name, my dad named my full brother his exact name mostly to spite his ex.

For men's looking for healthy relationships without being rejected again and again, how Tinder can be the solution?

Lower your expectations of what a "healthy" relationship entails

[Serious]What are some recent celebrity passings that have gone under-the-rader?

Paul Orndorff

What's something that makes you cry everytime?

Onions

What happens if billionaires get to Mars and decide that is where their "Corporate Headquarters" are?

Not like they pay taxes anyway

Non-Dutch people, what do you think of the Dutch people?

Only information I have on Dutch people is from Austin powers so I assume you are all evil.

What is the best thing you have or want to see on a tombstone?

Death by suffocation via ass.

What advice would you give to a dude who finds himself staring down the barrel of a monster schlong and why ?

Suck it dry

What is a startling statistical fact?

The bird population in North America has declined by 29% since 1970.

People with fighting experience. Even if that means using violence. What would be the smartest way to finish a fight against someone that cornered you?

Tombstone Piledriver

What made you say “what the fuck”?

I remember once a priest blasted a loud fart into the microphone during a funeral service, few people screamed, i tried not to laugh and ended up spitting my coffee out and people were flipping out

What is the craziest or most inappropriate thing a customer has done or said to you or in your presence?

I've had quite a few people lick the electronic chip on their debit/credit cards to "clean it" when our reader wouldn't accept the card the first couple of times. This being *after* the pandemic started. Yick.

What’s so good about being single?

No drama

What happened with the straight A student from your Highschool?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Steube

What is the most you have ever been tipped by a single patron, in any kind of work position, and what else happened?

It was probably over $150, he just kept tipping through out the night. He was completely coked out. Nothing else happened lol