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What is the scariest true story?	Watch Mr.ballen on YouTube.
What type of warfare will supercede cyber warfare?	Passive aggressive notes left in refrigerator magnet lettering
What Food Combination Do You Want To Ban?	Pineapple on pizza or banana pizza
What are some good, free, realistic, non-hentai porn games?	Dude just mod Skyrim like the rest of us.
trans men who have had top surgery, what do you wish you knew/did beforehand?	This goes for any surgery, but that all the shit I planned to do with my downtime just does not happen. I tend to think that I'll read books, play video games and catch up on TV shows but in reality I tend to spend anywhere from the first few days to the first two weeks just napping on and off. The boredom of recovery is always the worst for me; being both horrendously bored whilst also not having the energy or focus to do anything. I tend to use a tablet to stream Twitch and just leave that running 24/7 for something to stare at when I'm awake. It always feels like an eternity to me but you've just got to go with it. Likewise, all the stuff I prepare and take to hospital with me is usually not needed. I've never needed my games console, slippers, fancy travel cushions or the majority of things that others suggested I take. All I ever need is my phone and charger, loose cotton boxer shorts, some loose joggers, a button up shirt. My main piece of advice would be to take the pain killers they prescribe you. Take them as instructed and on schedule regardless of whether you're in pain or not. It's better to prevent pain than to try to stop it once it starts. Maybe I'm lucky but I've never been in pain for any of my surgeries; just soreness and discomfort.
What level of excited do you get when you see a wild bunny?	Less than my dog that keeps eating them.
What Historical Event not talked about often would you like to see made into a Movie or Show?	Amakusa Shiro's rebellion.
How do you deal with loneliness?	I welcome it with open arms
To be Rich. How much money must a person have?	Rich is when you can spend money without worry so it’s different for everyone a16 yearold who pays zero bills who works as a waiter making 1k a week could be considered rich
Has the US VP position ever been filled by a candidate who dropped out first thus never won a single primary aka biggest loser?	I’m confused by what you are asking. Plenty of vps, including pence, never ran in a presidential primary. There’s no vp primary, obviously.
Best possible ice-cream-and-mix-in combo you've ever created for a Blizzard/Flurry/etc -- what's your go-to?	BlueBell ice cream has a cookies and cream ice cream with with cookie dough and I swear to god it was life changing
Have you ever helped solve a mystery? If so, what was it and what was your part in it?	Once I was on a frantic search for my sunglasses and it was a big mystery where they went... ended up they were on my forehead
What’s the Krusty Krab Secret Formula?	It's Ketchup. It's obvious. You always see Ketchup on the burgers but whenever they talk about the ingredients they never mention Ketchup. Therefore, it must be the secret formula.
What's the weirdest thing you did as a child?	I used to bring my GI Joes in the bathtub and have underwater wars.
What childhood behavior screams "future sociopath"?	Animal/pet torture
How do you deal with suicidal thoughts?	Seek professional help. You deserve the best, and a proper therapist/psychologist can do a lot for you. You got this, hang in there.
Who kisses first in a marriage, the person coming from work or the person who was waiting?	You kiss eachother, the person coming home comes towards the other and they both lean forward for a kiss.
What line from a show/movie made you go “whoaaa”?	For me it was Rick Grimes: “this isn’t a democracy anymore” I just thought it was sick af.
People who moved alone to a new state/city and started a completely new life, how did it work out for you?	Best thing I ever did
[serious] What was the worst thing to ever happen in your town?	Jack the ripper is close enough to count.
What is your opinion about people who post Instagram stories every day about their days?	Attention seeking lvl 100. They probably live very sad and lonely lives, with nobody to share their experiences with. I pity them if anything. Or they just wanna flex, in which case, fuck ‘em.
What's something you did that felt like a bad idea but turned out to be a good idea in the future?	Kicked that batch to the curb
What are some good websites to visit when you’re high?	[Zoomquilt 2.0](http://zoomquilt2.com/)
Who's the best (none-anime) waifu/milf?	Aubrey Plaza.
If you were to tie a man by the penis with a rope to a flying helicopter, how are you? What color is yellow?	painfully unfunny
Those who got the Covid-19 vaccine, what were your experiences post vaccination?	First dose, my left forearm was in excruciating pain for 72 hours. Second dose, my left forearm was in mild pain for a couple hours then faded away. Thank god the pain in arm was the only symptom. No fever, no nausea, etc.
What is the “oh crap I’m gonna be dead for this” moment as a kid?	When I broke a window with a baseball
What is your favorite movie/show right now?	Hannibal
what's the worst thing you've done that nobody knows about?	Mamaaa… oooooooo I’ve killed a man
If money wasn’t a factor (having a large inheritance, breadwinner partner, etc) what would you do for your hobby/career?	Blacksmithing and tool restoration. I find those things awesome.
What was your biggest “oh my god, I am an idiot moment?”	Waking up in the middle of the night wanting to grab my phone to check what time it is. Not being able to find it. Turning on phone’s flashlight to assist in finding it.
What’s the worst thing that has been invented in the last decade?	TikTok
If you had the superpower to go invisible, what would you do with that power?	I don't need this superpower. I'm introverted so I'm already invisible.
What’s the best “uno reverse card” you pulled on someone?	Someone through a basketball at my head because they were mad and I play soccer so I just kicked it at their stomach from out of mid air I used to be such a badass
What is the craziest thing Siri has ever said to you?	Asked me why my boobs were flat
What are some trustworthy sites for buying shirts with humorous prints on them?	I've had good experiences with target, Spencer's, etsy
How should we solve homelessness?	Didn't they make it illegal in the Dredd universe to be homeless?
You are moving to a new school. You are planning on going on a 2 week Costa Rica trip, but to take chemistry with all your other sophomores, you need to have biology completed. But you haven’t done it, and the summer school is only available during your trip, so you need to cancel. What do u do?	Shit, can't I just balance the two train equations and find their intercept? This shit is too much.
How long will you be wearing a facemask?	Waiting for my province to get above 75% of people with both vaccines. Masks are still needed inside in most of Canada.
Sex toys, what was the first thing/object you used to get yourself off with?	Not really a "sex toy" but as a kid I unfortunately violated my stuffed animals.
Which celebrity/band has the worst fan base?	BTS
What is a concept or theory you believe is misunderstood?	The idea of equality and the unrealistic implications that come along with that misunderstanding.
What grudge from a past job experience you still hold even though you no longer work there?	The guy who used to work before my shift was a lazy shit so when I came to work I always had to do my job and his... fuck him lol
What's a popular song that you find overrated?	Pretty much any new rap song
What creepy teacher did you have at school?	Had a teacher who was watching scat porn and accidently displayed it on the projector and the whole class screamed
Who is the biggest idiot in the history of mankind and why?	Huckabee Jones who sprained his ankle while sleeping.
What do you think would be great to become normal to do in public?	Fart
What clues do you look for when figuring out if you’re working in a dying industry?	Fortunately, I work in an industry that will never die. Porn.
As an adult, why do you still sleep with stuffed animals, blow up animals and such?	Are you referring to inflatable adult partners? Just looking for some clarification to the post?
What is "Uncool" to you, that a lot of people do?	Not turning on the blinkers when changing car lanes.
If you had the choice, how would you prefer to become one with the dead?	By choice
What is the point of tank tops/ wifebeaters as undershirts for men?	Keeps the chest area dry but the armpits soaked.
Your username is the name of a new indie game. What type of game is it, and what's the plot or theme?	...
Retail/shop workers - What is it you most hate about your job and why?	It's not scanning! That means it's free, right? Customer enters the queue with four shopping carts overfilling with food. I have $100 in food stamps available. Will you let me know when I hit $90? Coupon is only good if you buy two or more. What do you mean I need to buy more than one? What's the point of 25¢ off when I'm purchasing TWO? They pay people to put things away. I'll just leave it anywhere. I'll just munch on these chips and have this soda while I shop, then accidentally leave it on a random shelf. I can continue if you wish?
What was the smallest thing that made you very mad?	My d
People who used to hate the thought of sex, and now don't mind it, what happened?	I went through puberty.
Women, what is something men don't seem to understand about body image issues ?	Is this specifically women’s body image issues? Or does this question just assume men don’t also have body image issues?
If you were writing an article for Buzzfeed, what would the title be?	"I quit".
What is the best housekeeping hack you've learned from a family member?	Clean from the top down. If you sweep the floor before you wipe the counters, all the crud from the counters ends up on the floor
What is something that is universally liked by everyone?	Water on a very hot day.
You’re offered $75 billion, but you have to snap your fingers 10 times every time you wake up. Do you take it? Why or why not?	No, that's asking me to do too much.
What fan base/bases became more toxic after loosing popularity?	Trump fan base.
If you could trade places with one person for a single day, who would it be, and why?	Elon Musk or any billionaire, and buy myself as much crypto i can. Then cash out when i'm back to myself.
What prejudice did you overcome?	I used to think homeless people were entirely the architects of their own situation, and that they must have been lazy, weak etc. It's now very clear to me that economic conditions largely drive homelessness, and that there many aspects of my own life acting as safety nets against homelessness that I took for granted.
How do you get over the fear of heights?	VR
You meet your girlfriend's parents. What is the most awkward thing you could say?	I hope your daughter grows old like her mother because that is one sexy MILF
Which is the best Video Game you Played in your Life?	Minecraft easily
What was something you wish you never found out about?	I sometimes wish I hadn’t become atheist. It’s helped shape me into a more open-minded individual, which is great, but it’s depressing to go 18 years thinking there’s a heaven and god and life after life 🙏🙇‍♂️, but then come to the realization that purpose is hard to come by.
So if your carrying a big rock (maybe about 20 pounds or so) and proceed to drop it as you fall (a high distance that would normally kill someone if jumped from). As it hits the water, breaking surface tension, what are the odds that you survive?	Pretty good because it’s all imaginary!
What seemingly small things contribute to pretty privilege that most people don’t realize?	What's pretty privilege?
What is the worst thing that happened to a family member?	My grandmother got dementia. Worst thing any of us have ever seen another human being endure.
What event irreversibly changed the trajectory of your life?	Losing my mom in 2016. Literally everything changed afterwards. Completely shaped who I am today for worse or better.
If you suddenly changed to the opposite gender for a day, what would you do?	Go to the beach and relish not giving a single damn how much hair is on my body.
What song can you no longer listen to after a relationship ended, and why is it so impactful to you?	[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwrHwZyFN7M)
If the Rick Roll didn't exist what song would have taken it's place?	[🎶What is love?🎶](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I)
Which musician do you hated in your past, But now Listen to a lot?	Alan Walker - I don't know how I could possibly not like his music a few years ago
The human race is about to go extinct. You are tasked with sending a ship containing a library of books that tell the story of who humanity was into space. What books, fiction or nonfiction, would you want to put in it as the last remnants of humanity?	Oreos. You're welcome, aliens.
It's 1976, you're 18 and have a full ride scholarship and stipend at any university and course of study you choose. You, personally, must stop climate change, what's your plan?	Nuke China and India.
Choose a superpower and the others can choose a side effect. Which one will you choose?	invisibility
What have you thought, was a normal thing, but later realised it was weird/not ordinary?	My mother is a narcissist. I always thought mom's just had a natural tendency to obsess over things. For instance, I thought it was normal for moms to not let you wear certain clothes. I thought it was normal for moms to talk only about their issues. I thought it was normal for moms to be disappointed in you and thought "hey this is just hard love. I'm not doing enough". I realized this behavior wasn't normal when I finally put two and two together. Stories people told about how supportive their parents were of all their choices, how helpful they were when they struggled... The memories I had of my mother helping me were when she forced me to drink a glass of raw eggs when I accidentally took two doses of my adhd medication. She forced me to drink raw fucking eggs in an attempt to make me puke instead of contacting poison control. Why? She didn't want the neighbors to find out that I did something so stupid. I was 10 years old. For 14 years, I thought that this behavior was normal. That I was just stupid. That I should be ashamed. But I could have died. Its laughable. I remember telling her I need therapy for my anxiety. She said "you don't need therapy because I'm a good mother." If you are experiencing any of this at home, please seek help from someone.
How much money should you have to consider yourself as rich?	When you no longer have to work
To the people that went to the army at a young age, do you recommended it and if Yes, why?	It’s the most fun you never want to have again. I’d change army to military though (I know it’s not possible)
What was your, ( totally fucking called it ) moment?	When the person I thought was the imposter turned out to be the imposter
What is an important documentary you’d recommend everyone to watch?	The Social Dilemma
What's your favorite Canadian rapper?	EZ Eh
Fast food workers, what was your "Sir, this is a Wendy's" moment?	Not fast food but worked at an Ace Hardware and one guy insisted he be able to return this thing he bought at Home Depot. "Sir this is an Ace Hardware. Not a Home Depot."
You are granted any superpower of your choosing, but you must also choose one limitation on that superpower. What do you choose?	Flight but must be yodelling while flying
Favorite Finger and why?	Middle because fuck you
What is a song that is very near and dear to your heart?	Hollywood Nights - Bob Seger and The Days - Avicii
Wheelchair moms, if you are paralyzed from the waist down, how did birth work?	“Women with spinal cord injury can give birth normally (vaginal delivery), just like any other woman. Also as with other women, circumstances may sometimes require a cesarean section. Labor and delivery are often quick since body muscles do not offer much resistance. If complications should arise, they usually affect the mother rather than the child.” https://sciparenting.com/child-birth/
What is the best cards against humanity or apples to apples response you've ever seen?	Smells like.... Auschwitz
You wake up on your 11th birthday. The only thing you remember from 11-now is one 3 minute memory of your choice. What is your memory?	My ex fiancée hitting me in the face the last time we spoke.
You have been a key witness at a major criminal trial and your life is now in danger, so you have been given s new life in witness protection. You can pick a name and occupation. What are they?	Dr. Ben Dover Proctologist
What is the possibility that the US goes to war, or gets in a conflict in the next 5-8 years? Thinking about enlisting, just want to make sure I don't get myself into deep shit.	If you're not willing to fight and potentially die, maybe the military isn't the place for you.
It what ways has your favorite color had an impact your life?	I always buy black cars and they broil me alive when it’s sunny.
What is something you brushed off until it happened to you personally?	Leaving a toxic relationship
You have 1 year to make $1 million, what would you do/ how would you achieve it?	If I knew I'd be a millionaire
What's something you can do as a teenager to make money?	Mow lawns
Honestly how often do you empty the litter box?	I use to do it each time they went. It does not take a lot of energy. You are doing your cats a big favor by keeping the litter box fresh and clean.
How do you hold your toilet paper?	With my hand...

What is the scariest true story?

Watch Mr.ballen on YouTube.

What type of warfare will supercede cyber warfare?

Passive aggressive notes left in refrigerator magnet lettering

What Food Combination Do You Want To Ban?

Pineapple on pizza or banana pizza

What are some good, free, realistic, non-hentai porn games?

Dude just mod Skyrim like the rest of us.

trans men who have had top surgery, what do you wish you knew/did beforehand?

This goes for any surgery, but that all the shit I planned to do with my downtime just does not happen. I tend to think that I'll read books, play video games and catch up on TV shows but in reality I tend to spend anywhere from the first few days to the first two weeks just napping on and off. The boredom of recovery is always the worst for me; being both horrendously bored whilst also not having the energy or focus to do anything. I tend to use a tablet to stream Twitch and just leave that running 24/7 for something to stare at when I'm awake. It always feels like an eternity to me but you've just got to go with it. Likewise, all the stuff I prepare and take to hospital with me is usually not needed. I've never needed my games console, slippers, fancy travel cushions or the majority of things that others suggested I take. All I ever need is my phone and charger, loose cotton boxer shorts, some loose joggers, a button up shirt. My main piece of advice would be to take the pain killers they prescribe you. Take them as instructed and on schedule regardless of whether you're in pain or not. It's better to prevent pain than to try to stop it once it starts. Maybe I'm lucky but I've never been in pain for any of my surgeries; just soreness and discomfort.

What level of excited do you get when you see a wild bunny?

Less than my dog that keeps eating them.

What Historical Event not talked about often would you like to see made into a Movie or Show?

Amakusa Shiro's rebellion.

How do you deal with loneliness?

I welcome it with open arms

To be Rich. How much money must a person have?

Rich is when you can spend money without worry so it’s different for everyone a16 yearold who pays zero bills who works as a waiter making 1k a week could be considered rich

Has the US VP position ever been filled by a candidate who dropped out first thus never won a single primary aka biggest loser?

I’m confused by what you are asking. Plenty of vps, including pence, never ran in a presidential primary. There’s no vp primary, obviously.

Best possible ice-cream-and-mix-in combo you've ever created for a Blizzard/Flurry/etc -- what's your go-to?

BlueBell ice cream has a cookies and cream ice cream with with cookie dough and I swear to god it was life changing

Have you ever helped solve a mystery? If so, what was it and what was your part in it?

Once I was on a frantic search for my sunglasses and it was a big mystery where they went... ended up they were on my forehead

What’s the Krusty Krab Secret Formula?

It's Ketchup. It's obvious. You always see Ketchup on the burgers but whenever they talk about the ingredients they never mention Ketchup. Therefore, it must be the secret formula.

What's the weirdest thing you did as a child?

I used to bring my GI Joes in the bathtub and have underwater wars.

What childhood behavior screams "future sociopath"?

Animal/pet torture

How do you deal with suicidal thoughts?

Seek professional help. You deserve the best, and a proper therapist/psychologist can do a lot for you. You got this, hang in there.

Who kisses first in a marriage, the person coming from work or the person who was waiting?

You kiss eachother, the person coming home comes towards the other and they both lean forward for a kiss.

What line from a show/movie made you go “whoaaa”?

For me it was Rick Grimes: “this isn’t a democracy anymore” I just thought it was sick af.

People who moved alone to a new state/city and started a completely new life, how did it work out for you?

Best thing I ever did

[serious] What was the worst thing to ever happen in your town?

Jack the ripper is close enough to count.

What is your opinion about people who post Instagram stories every day about their days?

Attention seeking lvl 100. They probably live very sad and lonely lives, with nobody to share their experiences with. I pity them if anything. Or they just wanna flex, in which case, fuck ‘em.

What's something you did that felt like a bad idea but turned out to be a good idea in the future?

Kicked that batch to the curb

What are some good websites to visit when you’re high?

[Zoomquilt 2.0](http://zoomquilt2.com/)

Who's the best (none-anime) waifu/milf?

Aubrey Plaza.

If you were to tie a man by the penis with a rope to a flying helicopter, how are you? What color is yellow?

painfully unfunny

Those who got the Covid-19 vaccine, what were your experiences post vaccination?

First dose, my left forearm was in excruciating pain for 72 hours. Second dose, my left forearm was in mild pain for a couple hours then faded away. Thank god the pain in arm was the only symptom. No fever, no nausea, etc.

What is the “oh crap I’m gonna be dead for this” moment as a kid?

When I broke a window with a baseball

What is your favorite movie/show right now?

Hannibal

what's the worst thing you've done that nobody knows about?

Mamaaa… oooooooo I’ve killed a man

If money wasn’t a factor (having a large inheritance, breadwinner partner, etc) what would you do for your hobby/career?

Blacksmithing and tool restoration. I find those things awesome.

What was your biggest “oh my god, I am an idiot moment?”

Waking up in the middle of the night wanting to grab my phone to check what time it is. Not being able to find it. Turning on phone’s flashlight to assist in finding it.

What’s the worst thing that has been invented in the last decade?

TikTok

If you had the superpower to go invisible, what would you do with that power?

I don't need this superpower. I'm introverted so I'm already invisible.

What’s the best “uno reverse card” you pulled on someone?

Someone through a basketball at my head because they were mad and I play soccer so I just kicked it at their stomach from out of mid air I used to be such a badass

What is the craziest thing Siri has ever said to you?

Asked me why my boobs were flat

What are some trustworthy sites for buying shirts with humorous prints on them?

I've had good experiences with target, Spencer's, etsy

How should we solve homelessness?

Didn't they make it illegal in the Dredd universe to be homeless?

You are moving to a new school. You are planning on going on a 2 week Costa Rica trip, but to take chemistry with all your other sophomores, you need to have biology completed. But you haven’t done it, and the summer school is only available during your trip, so you need to cancel. What do u do?

Shit, can't I just balance the two train equations and find their intercept? This shit is too much.

How long will you be wearing a facemask?

Waiting for my province to get above 75% of people with both vaccines. Masks are still needed inside in most of Canada.

Sex toys, what was the first thing/object you used to get yourself off with?

Not really a "sex toy" but as a kid I unfortunately violated my stuffed animals.

Which celebrity/band has the worst fan base?

BTS

What is a concept or theory you believe is misunderstood?

The idea of equality and the unrealistic implications that come along with that misunderstanding.

What grudge from a past job experience you still hold even though you no longer work there?

The guy who used to work before my shift was a lazy shit so when I came to work I always had to do my job and his... fuck him lol

What's a popular song that you find overrated?

Pretty much any new rap song

What creepy teacher did you have at school?

Had a teacher who was watching scat porn and accidently displayed it on the projector and the whole class screamed

Who is the biggest idiot in the history of mankind and why?

Huckabee Jones who sprained his ankle while sleeping.

What do you think would be great to become normal to do in public?

Fart

What clues do you look for when figuring out if you’re working in a dying industry?

Fortunately, I work in an industry that will never die. Porn.

As an adult, why do you still sleep with stuffed animals, blow up animals and such?

Are you referring to inflatable adult partners? Just looking for some clarification to the post?

What is "Uncool" to you, that a lot of people do?

Not turning on the blinkers when changing car lanes.

If you had the choice, how would you prefer to become one with the dead?

By choice

What is the point of tank tops/ wifebeaters as undershirts for men?

Keeps the chest area dry but the armpits soaked.

Your username is the name of a new indie game. What type of game is it, and what's the plot or theme?

...

Retail/shop workers - What is it you most hate about your job and why?

It's not scanning! That means it's free, right? *Customer enters the queue with four shopping carts overfilling with food.* I have $100 in food stamps available. Will you let me know when I hit $90? *Coupon is only good if you buy two or more.* What do you mean I need to buy more than one? What's the point of 25¢ off when I'm purchasing TWO? They pay people to put things away. I'll just leave it anywhere. I'll just munch on these chips and have this soda while I shop, then *accidentally* leave it on a random shelf. I can continue if you wish?

What was the smallest thing that made you very mad?

My d

People who used to hate the thought of sex, and now don't mind it, what happened?

I went through puberty.

Women, what is something men don't seem to understand about body image issues ?

Is this specifically women’s body image issues? Or does this question just assume men don’t also have body image issues?

If you were writing an article for Buzzfeed, what would the title be?

"I quit".

What is the best housekeeping hack you've learned from a family member?

Clean from the top down. If you sweep the floor before you wipe the counters, all the crud from the counters ends up on the floor

What is something that is universally liked by everyone?

Water on a very hot day.

You’re offered $75 billion, but you have to snap your fingers 10 times every time you wake up. Do you take it? Why or why not?

No, that's asking me to do too much.

What fan base/bases became more toxic after loosing popularity?

Trump fan base.

If you could trade places with one person for a single day, who would it be, and why?

Elon Musk or any billionaire, and buy myself as much crypto i can. Then cash out when i'm back to myself.

What prejudice did you overcome?

I used to think homeless people were entirely the architects of their own situation, and that they must have been lazy, weak etc. It's now very clear to me that economic conditions largely drive homelessness, and that there many aspects of my own life acting as safety nets against homelessness that I took for granted.

How do you get over the fear of heights?

VR

You meet your girlfriend's parents. What is the most awkward thing you could say?

I hope your daughter grows old like her mother because that is one sexy MILF

Which is the best Video Game you Played in your Life?

Minecraft easily

What was something you wish you never found out about?

I sometimes wish I hadn’t become atheist. It’s helped shape me into a more open-minded individual, which is great, but it’s depressing to go 18 years thinking there’s a heaven and god and life after life 🙏🙇‍♂️, but then come to the realization that purpose is hard to come by.

So if your carrying a big rock (maybe about 20 pounds or so) and proceed to drop it as you fall (a high distance that would normally kill someone if jumped from). As it hits the water, breaking surface tension, what are the odds that you survive?

Pretty good because it’s all imaginary!

What seemingly small things contribute to pretty privilege that most people don’t realize?

What's pretty privilege?

What is the worst thing that happened to a family member?

My grandmother got dementia. Worst thing any of us have ever seen another human being endure.

What event irreversibly changed the trajectory of your life?

Losing my mom in 2016. Literally everything changed afterwards. Completely shaped who I am today for worse or better.

If you suddenly changed to the opposite gender for a day, what would you do?

Go to the beach and relish not giving a single damn how much hair is on my body.

What song can you no longer listen to after a relationship ended, and why is it so impactful to you?

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwrHwZyFN7M)

If the Rick Roll didn't exist what song would have taken it's place?

[🎶What is love?🎶](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I)

Which musician do you hated in your past, But now Listen to a lot?

Alan Walker - I don't know how I could possibly not like his music a few years ago

The human race is about to go extinct. You are tasked with sending a ship containing a library of books that tell the story of who humanity was into space. What books, fiction or nonfiction, would you want to put in it as the last remnants of humanity?

Oreos. You're welcome, aliens.

It's 1976, you're 18 and have a full ride scholarship and stipend at any university and course of study you choose. You, personally, must stop climate change, what's your plan?

Nuke China and India.

Choose a superpower and the others can choose a side effect. Which one will you choose?

invisibility

What have you thought, was a normal thing, but later realised it was weird/not ordinary?

My mother is a narcissist. I always thought mom's just had a natural tendency to obsess over things. For instance, I thought it was normal for moms to not let you wear certain clothes. I thought it was normal for moms to talk only about their issues. I thought it was normal for moms to be disappointed in you and thought "hey this is just hard love. I'm not doing enough". I realized this behavior wasn't normal when I finally put two and two together. Stories people told about how supportive their parents were of all their choices, how helpful they were when they struggled... The memories I had of my mother helping me were when she forced me to drink a glass of raw eggs when I accidentally took two doses of my adhd medication. She forced me to drink raw fucking eggs in an attempt to make me puke instead of contacting poison control. Why? She didn't want the neighbors to find out that I did something so stupid. I was 10 years old. For 14 years, I thought that this behavior was normal. That I was just stupid. That I should be ashamed. But I could have died. Its laughable. I remember telling her I need therapy for my anxiety. She said "you don't need therapy because I'm a good mother." If you are experiencing any of this at home, please seek help from someone.

How much money should you have to consider yourself as rich?

When you no longer have to work

To the people that went to the army at a young age, do you recommended it and if Yes, why?

It’s the most fun you never want to have again. I’d change army to military though (I know it’s not possible)

What was your, ( totally fucking called it ) moment?

When the person I thought was the imposter turned out to be the imposter

What is an important documentary you’d recommend everyone to watch?

The Social Dilemma

What's your favorite Canadian rapper?

EZ Eh

Fast food workers, what was your "Sir, this is a Wendy's" moment?

Not fast food but worked at an Ace Hardware and one guy insisted he be able to return this thing he bought at Home Depot. "Sir this is an Ace Hardware. Not a Home Depot."

You are granted any superpower of your choosing, but you must also choose one limitation on that superpower. What do you choose?

Flight but must be yodelling while flying

Favorite Finger and why?

Middle because fuck you

What is a song that is very near and dear to your heart?

Hollywood Nights - Bob Seger and The Days - Avicii

Wheelchair moms, if you are paralyzed from the waist down, how did birth work?

“Women with spinal cord injury can give birth normally (vaginal delivery), just like any other woman. Also as with other women, circumstances may sometimes require a cesarean section. Labor and delivery are often quick since body muscles do not offer much resistance. If complications should arise, they usually affect the mother rather than the child.” https://sciparenting.com/child-birth/

What is the best cards against humanity or apples to apples response you've ever seen?

Smells like.... Auschwitz

You wake up on your 11th birthday. The only thing you remember from 11-now is one 3 minute memory of your choice. What is your memory?

My ex fiancée hitting me in the face the last time we spoke.

You have been a key witness at a major criminal trial and your life is now in danger, so you have been given s new life in witness protection. You can pick a name and occupation. What are they?

Dr. Ben Dover Proctologist

What is the possibility that the US goes to war, or gets in a conflict in the next 5-8 years? Thinking about enlisting, just want to make sure I don't get myself into deep shit.

If you're not willing to fight and potentially die, maybe the military isn't the place for you.

It what ways has your favorite color had an impact your life?

I always buy black cars and they broil me alive when it’s sunny.

What is something you brushed off until it happened to you personally?

Leaving a toxic relationship

You have 1 year to make $1 million, what would you do/ how would you achieve it?

If I knew I'd be a millionaire

What's something you can do as a teenager to make money?

Mow lawns

Honestly how often do you empty the litter box?

I use to do it each time they went. It does not take a lot of energy. You are doing your cats a big favor by keeping the litter box fresh and clean.

How do you hold your toilet paper?

With my hand...