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People who aren’t British, What is the first thought that comes to mind when thinking of the United Kingdom?
Oi mate it’s chewsday init
What becomes suspicious if you know too much about it?
Banking.
If you were creating a superhero, what would their name and powers be?
Captain Hamlet He can rip the living skull from a body. Whether or not he chooses to return the skull back to the body is up to him.
What are some points people should pay attention when meeting online strangers in real life to not get in trouble?
Meet in public. Tell a friend about it, including name&username of your datr and the platform where you met the Person. Ask them to call you after a certain amount of time too See if you are alright. Call me paranoid but I'd rather be safe than sorry. There are way to many crimes that started by online dating /friends to be naive about it.
People who have no friends, who helps you with emotional support?
a cat is fine, too
What happened when you dated someone and after a while you discovered that he/she was not the genre you thought?
My favorite genre is horror, so I've been pretty lucky.
You’ve just been but into 14 day quarantine but you currently have no wifi, how do you keep your self entertained?
Asking for a friend
Each day of the week now has a physical avatar that personifies it, what are their personalities/looks like?
Monday is just Glenn. Everybody hates Glenn.
What is something you make for dinner when you are hungry?
Food
You are able to make a rampaging elephant suddenly appear at any point in history. Where do you place it and why?
Wolf's Lair in Germany, July 20th 1944. Army officers tried to kill Hitler but failed. Let's see him try to avoid a rampaging elephant.
You suddenly transform into your name, how does it affect your life now?
Limitless potential. Endless possibilities and horizons.
What do you have a pavlovian response to?
Hairy vaginas
What color is your iphone 12?
Android
If you could go back in time with all your memory and knowledge, what would you like to be the creator/inventor/discoverer of?
All my favourite songs. Imagine being the dude that wrote all the best songs of the 2000s, now imagine that dude was 5
What childhood film did you always find strangely sexual?
Wreck It Ralph. I fapped like crazy during the opening weekend at the theater.
How is it possible to learn fluent Spanish within one year?
Total immersion. If your only option is to speak Spanish, you'll learn.
[Nsfw] Whats the best porn you’ve seen?
The US government fucking the whole nation at once
What’s something you wish you would have told your parents before they died?
Mom, Dad..... I'm actually Satan
What is your sexual fantasy?
holding hands before marriage
As a partner of victim of sexual abuse what can be done to help and if that person is scared of intimacy and/or sexual activity how to help them heal over time, so to an extent they are okay with it?
All you can really do is be there for them. If they're not ready they're not ready. Let them know you won't do anything unless they are ready and want it, then all you have to do is stick to that promise.
What small thing brightens up your day?
The led-technology.
People who are wasting away in Margaritaville, how are you currently assessing the possibility that it's your own damn fault vs whether there's a woman to blame?
All I know is, there’s booze in the blender and soon it will render, thy frozen concoction that helps me hang on.
Which band/artist's debut album is an absolute masterpiece?
I like Ten by Pearl Jam.
At what point did you realize that your parents weren't as smart as you thought them to be?
i started hearing fox news quotes and was like.. fuuuuuuuuuuck.
What was your worst “dyslexia moment?”
Kind Retards Redshaun21
People that were raised by strict parents, how did you turn out?
Shitty nerves
How much would you sell an eye for?
An eye
[Serious] how do you find people to mess around with and have a fwb deal without accidentally leading them on when you first start talking?
Just be straightforward about what you want. If you're not looking for a relationship, tell them that. Use your words like a grownup.
What was something you wish you would have taken advantage of?
My chance at free higher education. Younger me missed out on an excellent opportunity and left present me hanging dry as fuck.
What was the biggest grift of all time?
2016 - 2020
What happened when you dated someone and after a while discovered that he/she was not the gender you thought?
He/She is whatever gender they identify as? Are you talking about if someone came out as trans while in a relationship?
[nsfw]what’s the hottest thing someone has ever done to you in bed?
Prostate massage
What are your best conspiracy theories?
The reason Qanon conspiracies are so stupid is because they're government run and trying to make conspiracy theorists look crazy. So when somebody is actually exposing a real conspiracy, everyone will dismiss it as another crazy story.
If you can erase a movie memory, which would it be?
When fucking Lindsey convinced our friend group to go see The Break Up, which I knew was going to suck, and which I didn't want to see, but I went because y'know, friends, and lo and behold, it sucked harder than a pet-grade vacuum cleaner. I want those two hours back.
What are good comedy movies on hulu and netflix?
Jim Gaffigan on Netflix is very funny
[Serious] People that were raised by strict parents, how did you turn out?
I became an incredibly talented liar. Thanks, Mom and Dad!
What is something that you didn't want to do but you ended doing anyways?
Get a job.
What happened/When did you know you weren’t just infatuated with your SO, but truly LOVED them?
When I started to dream about being with other women and waking up feeling heart broken and guilty.
in what piece of media you liked more the villain than the protagonist?
Star Wars
What is a moment that you would give everything to live again?
My whole life from birth. I would do so many things differently. I wouldn't hurt them like I have done.
What is the best way to get money legally without getting a job?
Be born to rich parents and inherit it.
You are given a box with a button. Every time you press the button, you receive $10,000 but a random person will die. How many times would you press it?
Till I find out that population of the world is controlled.
What is a fact that will piss of gamers?
Minorities can exist in games without it being a political statement
What is the title/ status of a vice president who marries the president?
Veep Throat
What was the first pair of shoes you had to replace, not because they were too small, but because they actually got worn out?
I wore a pair of tennis shoes for so long, the bottoms were flat and I had somehow torn a hole for my toe in the front.
What is on the top of your bucket list?
Bit of an out there one, but I want to be a juror in a criminal trial just once in my life. Almost happened 3 months ago but didn't.
(Serious) Americans, what do you love most about this country?
Freedom to completely fuck off
What's the reason the beds in American sitcoms are shorter than beds usually are?
To fit the camera framing
What is a food that looks disgusting but tastes amazing?
Most curries
What dating advice would you give you those with social anxiety?
Stick to your comfort zone and don't date.
People working at well-known fast-food restaurants, what questionable practices should your customers know about?
The McDonald's ice cream machine is not broken, it needs to be cleaned.
If you could have any one sound to play every time you got hard… what sound would it be?
As someone who gets hard often for no reason, the rickroll
What is something that people do normally, bit you sound weird?
Have meaningless conversations.
If you had a HUD that showed three stats about any person you looked at, what three stats would you want it to show?
Honesty, reliability, likelihood of sleeping with me.
What would be the easiest way to find a job and immigrate to Germany?
Work in a freaky German BDSM movie
Who is your favorite pro wrestler ?
Finally, a real question
Whom in your life would you give an award (for anything) to if you could ?
My MIL, for being one of the best Moms/people in the entire world.
[Serious] What is a moment you are sure you would be rich if you got a nickle for everytime it happened?
Every time I’d take a breath
What's something you find extremely annoying despite most people finding it normal?
Acting like something didn't happen just because they didn't see it on social media.
What’s something that everyone, absolutely everyone, in the entire world can agree on?
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
What’s something people don’t understand about being Asian in America? (Serious)
Definitely the lactose intolerance. My company once hosted a team from China, and they ordered everyone pizza. 😒 My wife is from China, and seeing where that was going I surreptitiously told everyone that was cheese, and if they could wait an hour or two, I’d treat everyone to hotpot. No one ate the pizza, it went into the break room for everyone else. After hours was rocking at the Sushi and hotpot place that night. People can’t physically eat the same foods because of genetics. Not everyone knows that.
What's the best programming language to begin with?
English
If you could go off the grid, where would you go and why?
Why the fuck would anyone say. lol that's the point of being off grid.
Ladies, do you have accounts pretending to be men? why if so?
Not an account or anything, but if I’m having a conversation online and there’s a person/comment that assumes I’m a dude, I don’t correct it for fear of being treated differently — I let them continue thinking I’m a dude.
What is the strangest coincidence you had while watching a movie?
We have a cranky gray tabby cat named Dragon and were shocked when Toy Story 4 had a cranky gray tabby named Dragon.
What’s the craziest thing anyone ever did at your school?
A kid fell of the forth floor on purpose (trying to avoid the S word)
Are there any Non-American equivalent phrases to the phrase “The Middle of Nowhere”?
A common British one is “the arse end of no-where”
People who use chargers that only work when fixed at a certain angle, what's keeping you guys from just buying a new one?
because it still works of course
What’s the most life-changing quote you’ve heard?
“If a problem is fixable, if a situation is such that you can do something about it, then there is no need to worry. If it's not fixable, then there is no help in worrying. There is no benefit in worrying whatsoever.” Dalai Lama
Who is your favorite pro wrestler and why ?
The Undertaker. I know he retired and is pretty common but I grew up with only boy cousins (I’m a girl). I copied whatever my cousins did and their favorite wrestler was the Undertaker.
People that like when it rains why?
Gloomy weather is easy on the eyes. And the sound of rain with brisk air grazing your skin is soothing.
You are given a potion that will make a fictional character come to life and fall in love with you: who do you use it on?
Shrek.
Canadians, there are plenty of Americans who threaten to move to Canada for what ever silly reason, what are some things that make Canadians say theyre gonna move to the USA?
Nothing. We don't say that.
What's the worst thing you've eaten?
Those bad chicken wings I ate at a bar years ago. Worst food poisoning I've ever had, violent volcano both ends ...
How did you find out your parents names weren’t Mom and Dad?
I came to the conclusion that I live in a society.
Gen Z, what is the cringiest thing that millennials do?
Probably building there entire personality around the Harry Potter franchise. Like we get you LOVE~ Harry Potter.
For those who haven’t been to Australia, what do you know about us down here?
I know you're lying about the drop bears, mate.
What superstition have you heard of that "explain" bodily functions?
If your palm itches you're going to get some money.
Without saying your age, what something a young person today wouldn't understand?
Get off the Internet, I need to use the phone.
Whats the craziest coincidence you ever experienced ?
Guy I use to sell drugs to ended up being the district manager of a company I was getting fired from. When they called me into the office to fire me he happened to be there that day. When he saw me he immediately called for a private meeting and gave me a bonus check for 5 grand. I still didn’t get to keep my job but he referred me to company within the same field.
What is your favorite dip recipe?
(Bottom to top) - Whipped cream cheese - Taco Meat - Taco/spanish/yellow rice (which ever you perfer) - Salsa - Cheese Bake 350 for 20-25min, basically till tops golden. I usually assemble and cook it right after doing the beef, so thats still hot, if doing for the next day I might add a few minutes so the inside gets up to temp
What your weirdest dream became true?
soяяу fоя bad еиglish
If you could, which animal would you make extinct, and why is it mosquitoes?
HOLD IT!! Earth is a protected wildlife reserve. We’ve been using it to rebuild the mosquito population which **need I remind you** is a galactically endangered species!!
You wake up in a world where everyone is born with a complete and totally random superpower, and you have one of the worst / most useless ones. What is it?
I can fly but only ten feet off the ground while yelling the n-word.
How can one stop being a fuck up?
by being a fuck down.
What horror movie would be especially scary if you watched it without knowing anything?
Scary movie
Anyone who’s purchased nudes, what was your experience?
Same as always, money goes in and photos of your mother come out
What is a secret that you’re holding onto right now that you need to let go of?
I just spent a weekend in Vegas and the dealer paid me on a push.
What is a modern day problem you think should’ve been solved by now?
Homelessness and starvation
What’s the sluttiest State?
Liquid.
How do you call a person that negates and minimizes all of your achievements?
A cunt
What does your area call freshwater lobsters?
Mine calls them Crawdads
What's some food that looks good but tastes disgusting?
your mother
What's the wildest/craziest conspiracy theory you've ever heard and almost believed?
I am still fairly confident that the info wars guy is a CIA operative who’s job is to delegitimize true conspiracies by adding in a bunch of nonsense that is obviously insane and ridiculous.
What’s your biggest first world problem?
A new dominos just open up closer to my house. Now it arrives too quick and it's too hot to eat straight away so I gotta wait a minute like some kinda savage.
What Books do you recommend to overcome childhood trauma?
Not sure if it can help but have you ever checked "The kite runner" ? It s also about a childhood trauma that s why i recommended.
What Are Some Good Instrumental Albums?
Joe Satriani: *Surfing with the Alien*
What is the most annoying thing about you?
According to my wife, fucking everything
How do you cheat on a test when there is a proctor?
Memorize the facts before the test. They can't prove anything
What is the TLDR version of your life?
TLDR: Had potential, mental illness fucked me over so now it never mattered