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Why do you wear a covid mask alone in your car?
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It's been 18 months of wearing them. Usually I forget I have it on
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What year was Toonami’s best line up of all time?
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Dragonball Z
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What would you do if you are broke and have nothing to give your gf or bf or someone for their birthday?
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Bake homemade cupcakes.
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Where did you get lost as a child?
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In a world of pure imagination.
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What’s a cringe-worthy fashion mistake you have made?
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Highlighter green shirt. Worked for the Fresh Prince but not me
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What do you think of dominance hierarchies?
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I think it's time we outgrew them.
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How did you become a smoker?
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I started smoking
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What popular food do you find absolutely vomitrocious?
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Anything to do with eggs the smell, the texture yuck. I can just about stand scrambled eggs but it has to be super well done so I don’t feel it’s gross texture as much
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Where tf do you guys find your fwb?
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you guys have friends?
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whats the best "back in my day..." story you've heard?
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The 'Back in my day, we used to trek across the Himalayas to get to school' story by every South Asian uncle.
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What's the best counter to a toxic phrase/insult?
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Deez nuts
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You’re a bounty hunter and you’ve been hired to steal something that’ll only slightly inconvenience the jedi. What do you steal?
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The corpses of the dead Jedi children
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What should be free but isn’t?
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Britney
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If money was no object, what job would you want to do?
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Retiree
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What annoys you the most about people?
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Their existence
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What makes you special?
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Daddy says I'm special when I lick the windows and headbutt my cactus.
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How did you improve your life in the last 5 years?
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Had a kid.
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People who organized their binders in high school, where are you now?
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executive director at the parks and recreation department for the local government in pawnee, indiana
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What musician/band had really good music in the beginning of their career but went in a direction later on that just didn’t do it for you?
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The Offspring, although I think their best period was around the middle (Ixnay/Americana/Conspiracy) rather than their newer stuff. Although "Rise and Fall" had some good songs.
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(Serious) how do you stay in a toxic crowd without being poisoned?
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Stick to your morals, and dont hangout with them if you can't do that.
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What made you believe in life after death?
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It makes the most sense to me.
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Who do you think is responsible for the ongoing crisis in Afghanistan?
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It was me
I did it
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People who have actually read The Terms & Conditions, what's interesting in it? [Serious]
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Usually how limited the consumer rights are. Also all the shit we agree is okay for the company to do, like track us and use our data.
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What is the female version of an incel (an incelle, if you will) and how does she spend her days?
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Same thing as you, except she’s spinning instead of jerking.
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What’s your small town scandal? [Serious]
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Football coach fucked special ed students
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What is the worst thing you have been blamed for that someone else did?
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Putting my siblings and I in foster care. My brother was 5 at the time and told his teacher that our mom left us for the week. Which is true, but we had babysitters coming in and out of the house for the week to make sure we didn’t die or anything
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What's the grossest thing that's ever been on your face?
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Aside from my face?
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If money wasn’t an issue, what would you buy right now?
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A house
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If you could delete a song from existence, which it'd be and why?
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Baby shark. Do I really need to tell you the reasons?
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How has your K-12 education failed you?
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THey DiDn't tEaCH us To dO tAxES
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What makes you feel like you’re living a fulfilling life?
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People still feel this?
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What is wrong with people that they would defend a murderer and not the family who suffered?
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If you’re talking about the young man who’s getting 24 years in prison, I’m pretty sure most of it is people trolling for attention. For the people being serious? Their perspective is that he doesn’t deserve to be in jail for so long for what they deem as an accident
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What is something you wouldn’t judge others for doing, but would judge yourself?
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Failing.
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What would you do if you lost weight?
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Weigh less
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If your work had a verbal ‘purge’ day where you can say anything without consequences, what would you use it to say?
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Oh I would let all those fucking customers have it
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Let's say you die tomorrow or the world will be destroyed, what will you do on your last day of life?
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Show a uno reverse card to my doctor
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what movie or show do you think will be considered a classic a few decades from now?
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I want interstellar to be one
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What's your favorite TV Show that not many people have either watched or heard of?
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Warehouse 13
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What is the proper way to view romantic relationships?
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From a distance with binoculars
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What's a fun, random bit of movie trivia you know that most people don't?
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Viggo Mortensen really broke his toe when he kicked that orc helmet.
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Whats the best thing that happenned to you this week?
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My wife gave me the sexy sex
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What would be a good made-up cursed object?
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Cursed ancient dildo made from a bone of a hanged murderer .. you welcome to guess what the curse is.,
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People who hold the door for others who are inconveniently far enough away from the door that they have to run to you, why do you do it?
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They don't run. I've committed myself due to thinking you were closer and I will wait.
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What country has the scariest animals/ creatures?
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Australia
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What is a concept worth considering?
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4 day work weeks.
5/6 day work weeks is NOT balance.
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What do you do with zero happiness?
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Not be happy
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People who loved their industry pre-COVID but now hate it "post-COVID" - what happened and how are you doing?
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Both customers and coworkers in food have became way more hostile and I can’t say I blame the employees.
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What do you think of when someone says “Montana”?
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Hannah
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What non-sexual thing turned sexual for you?
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Playing doctor around age 5
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What are you bad at that most ppl are good at?
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Social skills.
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What opportunity that presented itself in your life turned out too good to be true?
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Building a settlement with likeminders to help the world to awaken and live with open heart caring about the planet ))))
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What's the worst pain you've ever had to endure? And for how long?
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After 3 childbirths, an emergency appendectomy because of a ruptured appendix, and having my neck locked in place for over a week I can say for me without a doubt, an ovarian cyst that ruptured. I felt like I was being ripped in half.
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What was the “big incident” at your High School that didn’t involve drugs or fruit?
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Someones dick pic was sent around the school. Police got involved. What a crazy week.
It was big.
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What is the most valuable thing you lost?
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my virginity
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Walmart recently got sued 125 million dollars due to them firing a women with down syndrome due to excessive absenteeism. Whats your opinion on the lawsuit?
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Excessive absenteeism? That sounds like not showing up for work. I don't think having a disability should excuse that.
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If you’re aware of its existence, what do you think of Maryland?
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I've only ever been to Baltimore.
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TIL there are estimated to be more than one million ants on earth for every human. If you could control them, how would you put your ants to work?
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What if they controlled us. I for one, would salute our new ant overlords. And would offer my services rounding up others to work in their underground slave farms.
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What's the worst way to get Blue Balled?
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Be very easily aroused, have a first date for like 8 hours, suffer immense pain.
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What would happen if a girl hosted their OnlyFans meetup event?
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Probably nothing good...
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What’s something you weren’t excited for but turned out to be great fun?
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My prostate exam
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What beverage tastes good cold/hot but not the other way around?
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Tea has to be hot.
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What advice about life did you get by someone younger than you?
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Death will come to you soon.
Better get your house in order.
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You need to assemble a boyband made up of three famous actors. Who are they and what music genre do they sing?
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Michael Cera, Andy Samberg, Jessie Eisenberg. Good luck figuring out who's who.
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What if a Chinese Mars rover destroys am American Mars rover, or vice-versa?
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Battle bots Mars edition
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What animal from your country do foreigners think is scary, and what as a local do you know is actually the overlooked terrifying one?
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People fear snakes, but really they should fear the boars in Haifa. Those fuckers literally made a couple file for divorce
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If you were to be able to choose to be any living thing in the world what would you choose?
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A house dog to a middle class family of 5
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What is a task at your job that only you can do properly?
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I work for an auction. I'm the only one that knows all the steps to setup and start the auction, get eveyrthing ready for the check in people to work, how the system all works together, the passwords for the wifi, and how to actually START the auction.
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If we were created from star dust, then what created the stars?
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Atoms.
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What’s the most messed up thing you saw go down?
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I was heading home on leave and saw a motorcyclist get splattered by a boat that fell off it's hitch on the NJ turnpike.
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People who give people gift cards instead of money, Why?
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Gift card aren’t usually the preferred currency for drugs
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Young people, what pretentious zero experience advice would you give to those older than you?
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Fuck bitches make money
Yolo
Swag
Smoke weed every day 👓
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What change in your life due to COVID are thankful for?
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Masks, I have shitty teeth.
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If someone told you that you were going to die tomorrow, but didn't tell you how, when, or why, what would you do?
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Go back to sleep.
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What product feels like it should be much more expensive than it is?
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Literally nothing
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How do you deal with dumb agressive people who wont listen?,
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I don't
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What's the dumbest catchphrase/motto/tagline for a company/product you've ever heard?
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Not necessarily dumb but “Love, it’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru” always seemed random and completely unrelated to cars.
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what was your High school's Myth?
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Nuclear bunker in the basement.
Truth was that between the 2 wings of the school there used to be a hallway in the basement connecting the 2 that had storage rooms, but they were walled off
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Which hobby would you dedicate more time to if money wasn't an issue?
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Flying
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If we had an alien attack. Who would lead the world in the fight against the aliens? Who would be the one that the world leaders would turn to for orders?
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Russel Crowe and his tugboat
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You're offered $500,000 to kill your pet, what are you doing?
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I’d kill the person who gave me the offer and take my pet on a vacation.
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What are you proud of yourself for?
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being graduate from university meanwhile my parents were immigrants and illiterate. I had to write and make every payments bc they couldn’t read the language when i was in elementary. so i promised myself to go as far as I can to make them proud.
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People who put comfort over safety, why?
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Because campfires are great!
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You’ve started a tv series post apocalypse. What’s the name of the show?
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Who’s eaten today?
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What's your biggest fuck up on the job?
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I spaced out and let go of the ladder
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What is the most rapid ‘Hero to Zero’ moment you’ve witnessed?
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Rudy Giuliani and Bill Cosby
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Which wild animal do you think would be best friends with humans if they and humans came into understanding?
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Killer whales. Back when whaling was still a thing, killer whales would lead the whaling ships to whales and assist in their slaughter by herding the whales closer to the ships.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whales_of_Eden,_New_South_Wales
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What is something that you are passionate about?
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The Harmonica
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If you could get a free cosmetic procedure, which one would you get?
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I would have all my excess skin removed
You would think losing weight is all good
But it has some serious issues as well
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For those who work in restaurants what do you like better FOH or BOH?
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Foh, Boh is always works their ass off and still gets yelled at
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What Fanbase/Fandom genuinely terrifies you?
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The Jesus fandom and the Mohammed fandom kinda scare me
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What will happen to teeth of somebody who stays in coma for several months?
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The nurses take care of your teeth. That being said your teeth will go through much less wear and tear with you not munching on sugar filled food.
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What was the craziest (literal or figurative) gamble you took and did or did not pay out?
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I applied to only one nursing school when application season opened. Took a huge gamble, but thankfully I got in!
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Have you gone back into work since pandemic-start? What kind of decay has built up in your workplace over the last year+?
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I noticed a strange odor at my workplace so I did an air composition scan and it found that the air consisted of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen along with traces of hydrogen sulfide and mercaptans. Discovering that this was the composition of a fart, I went on to look at the security cameras and found that someone had been sneaking into the building and farting nonstop at least 8 times per day for 10 minutes each visit. It was disturbing to say the least
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What are your thoughts on El Salvador accepting Bitcoin as legal currency?
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News to me.
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What are two different things that have the "same energy" as each other?
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A cock and a pussy.
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Every year an item of your choice forcefully comes out of your belly button, what do you choose?
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Gold bars
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What are some places where a non professional fiction writer can submit work for critique?
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Maybe anywhere, like people can be critical. Google has a feature "Drive" where you can post to the cloud, and 'anybody with a link' can comment. I suppose Apple, Microsoft, and others have similar services, maybe called things like 'cloud collaboration' or something. Maybe try r/writing.
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How does not having children make your life easier other than financially?
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Less responsibility, only responsible for myself. Also no schedule restrictions
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What is the weirdest things you know?
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Lego is, by the number of produced tyres, the biggest tyres manufacturer in the world.
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Which fictional villain do you agree with?
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Nagato (Pain) in Naruto
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