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What was the worse hairdressing policies you ever heard of?
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https://soranews24.com/2021/02/18/brown-haired-girl-sues-japanese-school-for-telling-her-to-dye-hair-black-court-makes-decision/
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What app does everyone seem to like that you just hate?
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Twitter
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What’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
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Army. It built in toughness and confidence.
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What is the average cost of birthing a child in your country, including all pre and post delivery visits and the hospital stay?
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£12 for parking. England.
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What rare or exotic food would you like to try before you die?
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I can tell you one I did try and it sucked. Durian fruit. Smells like shit and tastes like gasoline.
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What are your thoughts on LGBTQ?
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Pretty gay honestly
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Have you ever caught someone doing something super embarrassing? What was it?
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Caught my friend sniffing his own ass
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What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever heard a coworker say behind another’s back?
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It wasn’t behind the coworker’s back, but it was pretty mean.
Two coworkers and I were chatting during a break and one said:
“I want a pair of stockings that will look really natural, like I’m not wearing any. What colour do you think I should get?”
The other looked and replied:
“Corned beef.”
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What's your blood type?
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Oh, positive!
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What’s the strangest pickup line someone’s ever used on you with full confidence?
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(From a woman, a complete stranger, in a bookstore:)
"Be careful later when we scissor; I have very ticklish feet."
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What do you have blind faith in?
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The absurd purposelessness of this whole beautiful miracle factory planet.
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What’s your biggest turn off and turn on ?
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Turn off: tattoos and piercing
Turn on: small tits
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How do you find love?
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Stop looking and start living. The rest will do what it does.
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Which book is overrated?
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The bible
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What’s something weird that you do to certain food and love, but your friends & family think is disgusting?
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For me, i dunk cake in milk. I also dunk my toast in milk/coffee. Its amazing. My wife nearly leaves me every time I pull up a soggy piece of cake from my bowl of milk
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What are some things that smell much better than they taste?
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Coffee.
I love the smell of freshly ground coffee beans. Or the scent of a hot cup of coffee. But the taste? Satan's oily asshole. So bitter, so nasty.
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[Serious] What is your take on whether or not in every relationship, one or both partners cheat on each other?
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some relationships have one cheater, some relationships have two cheaters, some relationships have zero cheaters
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How has having a tattoo changed your social/professional life?
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Not at all
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What is the most ridiculous way in which you can summarize the lore of your favorite game/movie?
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"I reincarnated in another world and now I need to defeat a dragon from another dimension"
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What songs also could be porn titles?
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Kissing cousins
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Who is your arch nemesis?
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Mister Nimbus.
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What brand slogan works for another brand, but means something entirely different?
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Nike slogan.. just Do It, could be used for condoms too
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What lotto numbers do you suggest?
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The ones where you don't throw away your money
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Let’s settle this, which hole is the best hole?
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Donut
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Whats something that you never learned in school that should have been in the standard curriculum?
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Top 3 for me personally:
1. Saving for retirement
2. How to craft a budget
3. How to do your taxes
Had to seek out these subjects after high school because they never bothered to teach them.
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What place/location would you find eerie if it was empty for a brief second?
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Anywhere that isn’t supposed to be empty, like an airport. What if you deplaned and there was nobody in the terminal except the people on your own flight?
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How do you make smarter decisions in FPS games?
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Focus on not dying more so than killing.
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What’s something you’re willing to quit doing starting today?
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Smoking weed at really inappropriate times.
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What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen someone do in the name of religion?
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Crash planes into buildings.
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How did Kurt Cobain mistake his shotgun for a toothbrush?
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What the actual fuck??
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If you could choose to be reincarnated into anything in your next life what would you choose to be?
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A rock
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People who had a bad day today, what was that has ruined your entire day?
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Someone said they did let me swallow their cum and flaked on me
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What is something that looks nearly impossible to do to someone who does not know what their doing but incredibly easy to someone who knows what they’re doing?
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Swimming
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What makes you a beta male?
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Believing in those categories in the first place
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Will humans eventually stop playing musical instruments since every sound can be digitally synthesized and that's what most people listen to anyway?
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Humans will always play analog instruments.
People love to play instruments. It's really a fun hobby/passion.
Also, even people who like EDM, they still like live music too. Live music is so lame when it's just a guy pressing play on a laptop and vibing. So lame. But people playing instruments is great to see! Even a DJ who is actively working a table is cooler to watch than a guy just playing a pre-recorded song.
There are also just genres that will always be analog. Even if you can synthesize, it's not the same as recording analog, and it certainly isn't the same live.
Rock, Country, Jazz, etc. I would \*HATE\* it if I go to a swanky jazz bar and they are just playing a jazz playlist from a speaker lmfao... Hot garbage. I want a band on the stage or in the corner playing for us. They are the entertainment, them playing live is the whole thing!
Live music always hits better than electronic/speaker recording playback.
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What is that quote that gets you motivated in your darkest times?
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if you ain't first, you're last
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What's a word that should exist in English but doesn't?
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Honestly, there should be a different between “us” (including the speaker, the listener, and maybe others) and “us” (the speaker, others, but not the listener).
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While driving, what song comes on that gets turned up. Not caring who hears?
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Bohemian Rhapsody
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What are too many parents doing wrong in raising their children?
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* Not letting them make mistakes
* Not teaching them that their feelings don't matter to anybody else
* Not teaching them to distinguish fiction from reality
* Not teaching them to distinguish depiction from advocacy
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Masturbators from before internet, what was your first experience/introduction to pornography?
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Woods porn. It really was a thing.
A friend and I found a Penthouse Forum and a Hustler stashed together.
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What is a superpower that you wish you had and why (you can only have one, no cheating)?
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I would have to go with teleportation, the possibilities are endless, I can go wherever I want whenever I want, and DO whatever I want. And if the government finds out about me, I can just teleport away from them
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What do you think next year’s trend will be?
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Aids
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What’s the most important thing to teach your child?
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How to hold a conversation with out texting
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What is your favourite foreign food?
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Sushi
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What SHOULD you do on the first date?
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Motorboat her buttcheeks
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When you are too lazy to cook, what's your go-to meal that would probably disgust someone else?
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Cream peas on toast. One can mushroom soup mix with can of sweet peas. Warm up and put on cut up toast.
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What was the best and worst phase of your life?
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The best phase were 16-18 when I wasn't living with my mom, finally started studying, made it onto the honor, graduated high school, did two years of college in one, and got an associate's degree.
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What something illegal that you think should be legal?
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A good number of different drugs. Regulate the business and consumption if you must. I am a big supporter of personal freedoms.
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Your stripper name is your username, What's your stripper name?
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Vaginachina
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What has aged shockingly well considering how old it is?
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Transporting goods and people by rail
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What is the craziest thing you've seen on Zillow?
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I've seen some illegal "cash only we don't have a deed" properties on Zillow
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What's something that was celebrated a decade back but now feels shameful?
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Complimenting a stranger.
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Which celebrity do you think is a a major douchebag?
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Wendy Williams. Calling her a major douchebag would be too nice though
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If you were dying tomorrow what would be the thing you would confess about?
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I would definitely confess about not being kind enough to my close once. For being judgemental and for demanding something from life constantly.
And for eating sweets when I feel anxious 😅 and then feeling guilt for it...
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What activities do you believe defined the youth of your generation?
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The 5 S's
-Smoking
-Sleeping
-Skateboarding
-Sex
-SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
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What was one, small "unimportant" decision that you made that completely changed the trajectory of your life?
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studying in a different highschool, didn't seem very important at the time, but now i think that's the best decision i've made in my life.
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What's the best thing you've ever purchased?
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My wife, free shipping from Cambodia
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what's a amazing joke/comeback you thought of but the right situation never came up?
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no u
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What's wrong with wiping back to front, and if you do, why do you do it?
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I do it because I'm a guy
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What are some areas of the world that earn the title “God’s Country”?
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Yosemite/Yellowstone/Zion for me personally
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what country has the best music to dance to?
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Mexico
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What is the most offensive thing you've said on accident?
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In second grade it was custodian day and we had to make thank you cards for them. And back then I didn’t know calling someone fat would be offensive. I got in a lot of trouble that day……
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Americans, how do you look at Europeans?
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With my eyes
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What’s your favorite Eminem lyric?
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Oh my god, I wanna facking fack
No not "fuck", I said "fack"
F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K
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What's a neat little known fact about your country?
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We’re not actually all ignorant douchebags
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What is the most european thing to do?
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Live in Europe
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What is the rarest job you've heard of?
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Pope
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what jobs or trades, can a person who is extremely shy can do that is not laborious ?
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You're too shy to talk to people and you don't like labor? I guess IT would be good then.
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Similar to Norway and Sweden. Who would support mandatory military enlistment/training for one year after turning 18?
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Never. The draft, no matter what words you use to describe it, is SLAVERY. Period.
It's NEVER okay under any circumstances. If your country is facing a genuine threat that everyone agrees about, you'll have no problem getting plenty of people to enlist.
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What were you thinking about the last time you were taking a poop?
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“Why are small poops always the hardest to push out?”
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What song is your guilty pleasure?
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Rainy Days And Mondays by The Carpenters. And, early Bee Gees stuff.
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What’s a joke that makes you burst out laughing?
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“Two guys walk into a bar.
Third guy walks by and ducks.”
Gets me every time.
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What makes someone turn to prostitution if there are supposedly enough jobs?
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Drugs
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What made you stop gaming?
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Gamers
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What is the most hypocrite thing people do?
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Most people are sensationalist and will turn around on a dime for any current issue just to feel involved.
I'd say Israel mirroring Nazi Germany policies however is probably the biggest hypocritical irony I can imagine
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What are some IRL signs someone spends too much time arguing with people online?
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When you constantly hear how toxic whatever social media site they keep running is.
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You can curse your worst enemy with one mild annoyance. How do you make their life as miserable as possible?
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Ichy butt hole
ಠ_ಠ it's impossible to scratch it and hide the fact you just scratched your booty hole infront of people.
You ether suffer or have on awkward moment.
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Whats your favorite Soundtrack?
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GeometryDash music
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How are you making this week better than the last ones?
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I had no plans, but you definitely made a compelling question. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
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Which bird resembles the most like humans and why?
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Crows. They are insanely intelligent, and thier ability to remember and compartmentalize is amazing.
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What’s the luckiest you’ve ever been?
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McDonald’s accidentally made a chocolate milkshake and said hey you want this for free? Obviously I accepted and got a free milk shake
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What song would you play full blast on repeat to torment a neighbor who owes you money, got shitty, and refused to pay up?
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"Bitch Better have my money" By Rihanna.
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What is a lie you're glad you were told instead of the truth?
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I would never cheat on you
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Eid mubarak! How are you spending eid this year?
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Eid Mubarak!
Alhamdulillah I will be spending Eid with my family and we're just gonna bond and eat delicious and blessed food. How about you OP?
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What was your most favorite vacation?
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Thailand so far, I've been twice for more than 4 weeks each time. But I guess another places like Vietnam, Malaysia, Singapore, etc. can be pretty nice too. Anyway, I'm going back to Thailand again next year, it's been too long since my last vacation there.
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What's your favorite episode of "Black mirror" and why?
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San Junipero
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If someone has a 20 min HR interview with Amazon recruiter for a non-technical (Communications) role, what should they expect?
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Questions about your experience in relation to the role.
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What is the most chronically online opinion you’ve seen on this website?
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What does "chronically online" mean?
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what is your definition of bisexuality?
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Attracted to men and women.
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How do you fall asleep after having your heart broken?
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Crying
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The Thai government has bought 90 metric tons of gold in two months. What's going on?
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Hold beats inflation. Since the 50's inflation has increased by around 160%, but gold's value has increased 60000% thanks to the removal of the gold standard.
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If God consulted a psychiatrist, what would their diagnosis be?
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Narcissist
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People who've been on the internet a long time, what online communities do you miss from way back when?
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I used to really like MSN messenger, cool feature where you could see what music others were playing
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What are your thoughts on gaming becoming a career for so many people?
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It’s really cool to see people turn their hobbies into jobs, power to them :)
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What is the scariest looking animal/insect that is generally harmless to humans?
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Coconut crabs
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How do you wipe your butt?
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I don’t
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What is a superpower that is severely underrated but if you owned it you would be one of the greatest threats?
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Teleportation: the amount of diversity in it is just amazing
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The nearest thing to the right of you comes alive and tries to kill you. How f*cked are you?
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Ear plugs.. I think I’ll survive
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How high were you once?
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5’0”. Never grew past that.
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What's the rudest thing YOU have ever said or done?
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I had newly moved to a state, and had not been exposed to other cultures that much yet. I was enjoying having my own house and porch. It started to thunderstorm so I yelled for my partner, "C'mon, come be a porch monkey with me!" I legitimately thought it was just a phrase describing people who sit on their porch a lot... it is NOT, I learned.
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