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What would be the best/worst first dance song at a wedding?	So i put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly away
What's something you did that you'd never do again?	I stopped under a beehive while cycling and looked up out of curiosity. Out of nowhere, it fell. Just fell. On the backseat of my bicycle. And then I ran as fast as I could but that didn't do shit. The bees were already on me. I was lucky I was completely draped in multiple layers of clothing cuz it was the middle of winter but holy shit was it traumatizing. Needless to say, never stopping anywhere near beehives ever again.
What is your favorite video game of all time (and what country are you in) ?	ET Atari.
What's your favorite treat?	When class gets cancelled out of nowhere and I get to sleep-in.
People who chew ice cream, what goes through your mind when committing this sinful act?	who the heck chews ice cream
Decaf coffee drinkers: what’s your reason for drinking decaf coffee?	anxiety
What’s the worst way you’ve been betrayed been family?	Damn my sister came out to me as lesbian and promised me to not tell our parents she was. (my mom is homophobic Idk about my dad). But when I dated a trans person (male to female) she told our mom and she didn't invite me to the next 3 family celebrations.
What did you find out that you weren't supposed to?	I caught my married boss out on a date with his married assistant. I was fired two days later. The two things may or may not have been related.
Is it safe for someone who has an addictive personality and common headaches and migraines to be taking 2-4 Advil almost daily?	It's not save for anyone to take advil almost daily
What would make you happy right now?	You 🥰
What's a kink you have but you could never do in real life? (NSFW)	holding hands before marriage
What if this post was a wishing well?	Im stealing all the coins
What is the best way of surviving a nuke if you don't have a basement?	Know it's coming and get the hell away.
How could Eve have resisted the Serpent when he offered her the apple in the Garden of Eden?	"Dude, you're a fucking snake. Why would I trust you?"
If Hugo Weaving hadn’t played Agent Smith in the Matrix films, who could have played him and done as good a job (or better)?	Alan Rickman would have been interesting.
What is the most stupidest thing you do everyday but you do it anyways for good luck ?	Salt over the left shoulder. I do it every single time, in memory of my mother, who did it frequently as well
Why can't humans eat mosquitoes since cooking them will eliminate diseases and parasites?	You can eat anything at least once
How was your experience with New Delhi, Capital of India?	Been there before, hated the weather. So hot and humid I was ready to pass out any minute
How do you decide between following your gut-feeling or what your brain tells you? Also, how often are gut-feelings right?	Emotions are information to be considered, not commands to be obeyed
What do you think about rental electric scooters?	We have been using this program in Calgary for a few summers now, It's a neat way to get around!!
In a scenario like “the last man on earth”, what’s the best part of usa to live?	Anywhere there’s a toilet pool
What are you most afraid of?	Myself
What is your weirdest sex story, that you saw or did, and stayed in your mind till now?	one time i fucked a banana peel
What is the most american thing to do?	Ride a jet ski while firing a gun and eating a double bacon cheeseburger
How do you deal with loneliness?	Ironically, loneliness sometimes hits me the hardest when I'm in the company of good friends and those I most love: And, quite honestly, it's perplexing because I've never been able to assuage that feeling - I just live with it until it gradually dissipates.
You are a high-level government advisor in the UK. In a secret meeting with the Queen and Prime Minister, they tell you that they have intentions of restarting the British Empire. Which place would you suggest they colonize first?	I'd probably ask what the governments of Australia, Canada and New Zealand think about it. Without their help every attempt to restore the British empire would be useless
What insult that you received are you most proud of?	I was called a muppet fucker
If you died right now, what would be your biggest regret?	Nothing. I'd be dead.
What is your favourite pasta dish?	spagett
What movie was better than you were expecting it to be?	Guardians of the Galaxy. I expected eye-rolling stupidity. Instead it was fully entertaining hilarious stupidity.
[Serious] What were some major and minor mistakes your parents made when raising you? How do they effect you now?	Major mistake was hiding money problems from us kids. My dad was not a fiscally responsible person, and it caused me to wake up one summer morning to a county sheriff and his hired goons waltzing into my house and chucking all our shit onto the front lawn, enforcing a foreclosure we had no idea was even coming. My dad had serious pride issues, and admitting to us we had money problems was something he rather die than cop to. It caused me to be very irresponsible with money far later in life than I should've. Teach your kids money management, folks. It will save them from SOOO many problems.
What are some interesting games to play with friends to get more drunk?	21. In a circle start counting clockwise, starting with 1 and going to 21. Each time you complete the count, the entire group has a drink, and the person who said 21 adds a rule to one of the numbers to make the game harder. If someone messes up the count, that person drinks and the game starts again, with the person next in the counting order to them starting at 1. Some recommended rules include replacing certain numbers with funny phrases, switching direction of the count, "change places!" As well as to add drinking events at certain numbers such as men drink on 6, women drink on 4, etc.
What would make movies more realistic?	1. Fat and/or ugly people. 2. Realistic gunfights. Ammo runs out much faster, and everyone is deaf afterward. 3. Despite his best efforts, the guy doesn't get the girl. He gets hit with a restraining order instead.
What do you think would be worst/best part if all Clothes disappeared?	I'd say, on average, less than 1% of the people I see every day I'd want to see nude - so that's generally bad news. Best part, cool in the summer. Worst part, you'll need a lot more sunscreen... and winter is coming.
What is your go to move when you have an hour left of work to kill?	I'm here aren't I?
What is that one song you can’t stand on an otherwise great album?	"Lost Keys (Blame Hoffman)" and "Rosetta Stoned" on TOOL's 10,000 Days.
What did you invent before it was actually invented?	The Flux Capacitor
What would be your life's slogan?	Sweep the Leg!
What everyday objects have a dark/interesting story around its creation?	(Jeremy Clarkson voice) Some say sildenafil was researched for its potential effects on hypertension and something called angina pectoris. All we know is it's called Viagra!
What are you doing wrong in life, that you realise and want to work on?	My sleep schedule
What's something that tastes just like how it smells?	Purple kool-aid
Who would win, Testicle Monsters or the Time Keepers?	The testicle keepers
What makes it all worth it at the end of the day?	My mother's smile, because i live with her.
What can we do to get us, as a society, to take the fact that we are killing our planet more seriously?	Convince the rest of the people that it’s real. Good luck.
what got you excited today?	Absolutely fucking Nothing
Where would be the best place to go purchase a cheap car?	no where in this market currently
Scarface, the classic gangster movie is officially getting remade. Starring, the Muppets! Who’s playing who?	I want Elmo to be Scarface.
What’s something interesting about your family history?	One of my ancestors was a preacher who advocated for black education and was a free black living in the north. He was married, but sleeping with his neighbor which produced my next ancestor down the tree.
If we are all background players in a video game, who is the main character and what the hell is he trying to accomplish?	Um.... Uhmm.......... QUEEN ELIZABETH
What's your biggest yet most shameful fantasy?	going to bed at a reasonable hour and not waking up tired
What was your worst roommate experience?	98? We had a house party, I went to sleep early. As I worked 13 hours that day. Woke up the next morning, few people where there. And started talking about how the roomie was firing his 25mm into the love seat. Same love seat was against the same wall my bed is on, in my room. Walked back into my room. Noticed holes in the wall, and in the mattress, just a few inches from where I normally sleep. For months, he kept saying, he didn't understand why I moved out that night, stiffing him on rent. Telling everyone, I was the asshole. SMFH.
If you could remake a movie or tv show only using muppets. What would you remake?	50 shades of grey
What is a product you wish existed?	portal gun
What is the biggest red flag somebody is insane?	ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ
everyone who has ever posted nudes on the internet, has anyone recognized them? and what happened ?	Never posted nudes on the internet but I do send nudes to family and friends.
What was the creepiest thing that happened at your school?	This super hot teacher accidentally gave me a prostate massage in front of the whole class.
What are some very useful websites that aren't too popular?	For me, it's [MyNoise](http://mynoise.com)
What’s a movie that scored low (below 70%) on rotten tomatoes, but you loved?	Venom It got a 30% critic reviews. Way too low
You're now prisoner 24601 but this time, the priest doesn't give you his silver. So, what are you gonna do? And why?	See each other plane
What are the worst pick up lines that you have tried and have actually worked?	Lady had on a "Talk nerdy to me" tank top on at a party. I approached her and asked "Are we talking Doctor Who nerdy or encryption algorithms nerdy?".
Without your parents ever telling you, how did you first notice that your family was poor?	Got reduced price lunch at school
If you were to eat only one thing for the rest of your life What would it be?	Tacos. I can have beef tacos, chicken tacos, fish tacos. I can add limes to not get the scurvy. I might live awhile.
Drivers who use turn signals, why?	Because I know how to drive, don't want to get in a wreck, and am not an asshole.
you have 2 years to get famous without committing a crime. How are you doing it?	Start some kind of dumb/controvercial trend on TikTok or some other social media platform
What is the biggest punishment from your parents, what did you do and what was your punishment??	Got grounded for 6 weeks, as in everything taken out of my room and wasn't allowed to show that I was having any type of fun. Made a C on my report card. My dad and stepmom were all about punishment growing, never about rewarding or anything.
If Uncle Sam represents the United States, what family member and name combination would represent your country?	You do know that Uncle Sam is used because it has the same initials as United States right? I mean, it IS propaganda, but it's also a pneumonic device, in a way.
What is one food you would love you try from Australia?	Kangaroo would be kinda cool
What’s better: Apple or android?	Android
Who is your Favourite Movie/TvShow character of all time, and why?	Rigby from regular show
What is the weirdest smell that you have ever smelled?	Three rotting corpses on top of eachother
Who do you think is the scariest villain in fiction, and why?	Caillou
What amount of money should you have to never think about money ever again in your life?	Realistically, $30000/year I have left to live.
People who speak portuguese, how would you translate saudade?	"I miss", I don't really understand the grammatical rules of English, but for my point of view this seems to be the most acceptable. Example: "I miss playing video game = Sinto saudade de jogar videogames"
What was your "I need an adult! I need an... I AM the adult!" moment?	First time I moved away from home. Was looking in my basket of toiletries and realised that I hadn’t brought nail scissors with me. I shouted down the stairs ‘put nail scissors on the shopping list, will you?’ because at home we have an ongoing shopping list stuck to the fridge and are always adding things to it for each other. My housemate put her head round the door and said, ‘What shopping list?’ I realised that there was no shopping list and I’d have to buy the nail scissors myself. Lightbulb moment lmao.
What makes you special?	That I'm a unique combination of my parents DNA
What is a Pinterest idea/hack/DIY that you tried that failed?	Decorations for my room
People who put in your 2 weeks at work and then don't even show up to those 2 last weeks, why?	I’ve never done this, but I think the logic is they’re hoping that the next job will call and ask if they’re eligible for rehire before they don’t show up to the two weeks?
What's your side hustle?	bitches selling kisses
If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what song would it be?	so i put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly away
Earth is a battery powering a mad scientists car, which day to day activity is the mechanism that generates power for this car?	internet nerdrage
What’s the worst movie you’ve watched all the way through?	ww84 i refuse to walk out of a cinema when i’ve paid for a ticket but good god almighty i can’t believe they had a plot point about stolen land and thought having a israeli actress solve it was the way to go
(Serious) Who was that kid from your childhood that you knew was going to end up in prison one day?	u/duten66
What are some do's and don'ts for someone going to a nightclub for the first time?	Don't leave your drink unattended.
Examples of Unintended consequences? Like when vape failed to lessen smokers and actually added more?	There were more automobile fatalities after seat belts became required.
[Serious] What family secrets are you not looking forward to your child(ren) possibly discovering later in life?	That my older sibling abused me, and that my parents (his grandparents) don't care. Right now, there's no contact, (which my parents have always taken issue with) but I also just kind of pretend that my abuser doesn't exist? Sort of. I don't bring him up in conversation or anything and since my son is 4 its not an issue. But of course, as he gets older I am sure the questions will come. Trying to mentally prepare the best responses.
What is the strangest or weird movie that you watched?	Space Movie 1992.
What is your best sleep walking/talking stories?	I told all my friends that my Chinese girlfriend sleep walked. I feel bad about it
What are some good rom-com tv shows on Netflix?	Brooklyn 99 the final seasons is supposed to come out in august
People who don’t wear a mask out in public, why?	because it's no longer mandatory outside
You know when you clean your ears and like you start scraping down, that shit probably the best feeling in the world, masturbation ain’t got shit on ear cleaning?	This is not a question but oh boy do i agree. That shit slaps.
What are some good things that happened in your life?	After 5 years in a dead end job I finally have my dreamjob. Started in may, my officeplant is thriving (I´m growing tiny tomatoes on my desk, they taste so sweet!).
What’s an embarrassing moment you will never forget?	I once walked topless into the kitchen just thinking mum was home when my dad and his poker buddies were in the dining room having a game. With my headphones on I didn't notice straight away...
What is the closest you or someone you know has been to dying ?	4 times with black ice, losing control heading towards oncoming traffic. 2 cars, 2 semi trucks. Both corrected thankfully within ~15 yards
What is actually cheap in production but oddly expensive in retail?	Diamonds. They aren't particularly rare, the price is kept inflated by artificial scarcity.
What's your favorite pick up line during an apocalypse?	are you a toaster? because i wanna take a bath with you
Which is your favourite quote from The Office?	dwight you ignorant slut
What is the most disrespectful act that someone has done to you that you let them get away with ?	My sister keeps eating in my bed cus its right beside a chargin port
What is the creepiest thing you witnessed ?	I was working as a supermaket janitor and had to clean up the ladies' room. I walked in a miscarried fetus on the bathroom floor. I closed the door, called 911, and then quit because I wasn't getting paid enough for that shit.
Which weird kink do you have?	If i had to list them all I'd still be here tomorrow
What's something you can say during sex and during invading France?	Well that was quick and easy.

What would be the best/worst first dance song at a wedding?

So i put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly away

What's something you did that you'd never do again?

I stopped under a beehive while cycling and looked up out of curiosity. Out of nowhere, it fell. Just fell. On the backseat of my bicycle. And then I ran as fast as I could but that didn't do shit. The bees were already on me. I was lucky I was completely draped in multiple layers of clothing cuz it was the middle of winter but holy shit was it traumatizing. Needless to say, never stopping anywhere near beehives ever again.

What is your favorite video game of all time (and what country are you in) ?

ET Atari.

What's your favorite treat?

When class gets cancelled out of nowhere and I get to sleep-in.

People who chew ice cream, what goes through your mind when committing this sinful act?

who the heck chews ice cream

Decaf coffee drinkers: what’s your reason for drinking decaf coffee?

anxiety

What’s the worst way you’ve been betrayed been family?

Damn my sister came out to me as lesbian and promised me to not tell our parents she was. (my mom is homophobic Idk about my dad). But when I dated a trans person (male to female) she told our mom and she didn't invite me to the next 3 family celebrations.

What did you find out that you weren't supposed to?

I caught my married boss out on a date with his married assistant. I was fired two days later. The two things may or may not have been related.

Is it safe for someone who has an addictive personality and common headaches and migraines to be taking 2-4 Advil almost daily?

It's not save for anyone to take advil almost daily

What would make you happy right now?

You 🥰

What's a kink you have but you could never do in real life? (NSFW)

holding hands *before* marriage

What if this post was a wishing well?

Im stealing all the coins

What is the best way of surviving a nuke if you don't have a basement?

Know it's coming and get the hell away.

How could Eve have resisted the Serpent when he offered her the apple in the Garden of Eden?

"Dude, you're a fucking snake. Why would I trust you?"

If Hugo Weaving hadn’t played Agent Smith in the Matrix films, who could have played him and done as good a job (or better)?

Alan Rickman would have been interesting.

What is the most stupidest thing you do everyday but you do it anyways for good luck ?

Salt over the left shoulder. I do it every single time, in memory of my mother, who did it frequently as well

Why can't humans eat mosquitoes since cooking them will eliminate diseases and parasites?

You can eat anything at least once

How was your experience with New Delhi, Capital of India?

Been there before, hated the weather. So hot and humid I was ready to pass out any minute

How do you decide between following your gut-feeling or what your brain tells you? Also, how often are gut-feelings right?

Emotions are information to be considered, not commands to be obeyed

What do you think about rental electric scooters?

We have been using this program in Calgary for a few summers now, It's a neat way to get around!!

In a scenario like “the last man on earth”, what’s the best part of usa to live?

Anywhere there’s a toilet pool

What are you most afraid of?

Myself

What is your weirdest sex story, that you saw or did, and stayed in your mind till now?

one time i fucked a banana peel

What is the most american thing to do?

Ride a jet ski while firing a gun and eating a double bacon cheeseburger

How do you deal with loneliness?

Ironically, loneliness sometimes hits me the hardest when I'm in the company of good friends and those I most love: And, quite honestly, it's perplexing because I've never been able to assuage that feeling - I just live with it until it gradually dissipates.

You are a high-level government advisor in the UK. In a secret meeting with the Queen and Prime Minister, they tell you that they have intentions of restarting the British Empire. Which place would you suggest they colonize first?

I'd probably ask what the governments of Australia, Canada and New Zealand think about it. Without their help every attempt to restore the British empire would be useless

What insult that you received are you most proud of?

I was called a muppet fucker

If you died right now, what would be your biggest regret?

Nothing. I'd be dead.

What is your favourite pasta dish?

spagett

What movie was better than you were expecting it to be?

*Guardians of the Galaxy.* I expected eye-rolling stupidity. Instead it was fully entertaining hilarious stupidity.

[Serious] What were some major and minor mistakes your parents made when raising you? How do they effect you now?

Major mistake was hiding money problems from us kids. My dad was not a fiscally responsible person, and it caused me to wake up one summer morning to a county sheriff and his hired goons waltzing into my house and chucking all our shit onto the front lawn, enforcing a foreclosure we had no idea was even coming. My dad had serious pride issues, and admitting to us we had money problems was something he rather die than cop to. It caused me to be very irresponsible with money far later in life than I should've. Teach your kids money management, folks. It will save them from SOOO many problems.

What are some interesting games to play with friends to get more drunk?

21. In a circle start counting clockwise, starting with 1 and going to 21. Each time you complete the count, the entire group has a drink, and the person who said 21 adds a rule to one of the numbers to make the game harder. If someone messes up the count, that person drinks and the game starts again, with the person next in the counting order to them starting at 1. Some recommended rules include replacing certain numbers with funny phrases, switching direction of the count, "change places!" As well as to add drinking events at certain numbers such as men drink on 6, women drink on 4, etc.

What would make movies more realistic?

1. Fat and/or ugly people. 2. Realistic gunfights. Ammo runs out much faster, and everyone is deaf afterward. 3. Despite his best efforts, the guy doesn't get the girl. He gets hit with a restraining order instead.

What do you think would be worst/best part if all Clothes disappeared?

I'd say, on average, less than 1% of the people I see every day I'd want to see nude - so that's generally bad news. Best part, cool in the summer. Worst part, you'll need a lot more sunscreen... and winter is coming.

What is your go to move when you have an hour left of work to kill?

I'm here aren't I?

What is that one song you can’t stand on an otherwise great album?

"Lost Keys (Blame Hoffman)" and "Rosetta Stoned" on TOOL's *10,000 Days*.

What did you invent before it was actually invented?

The Flux Capacitor

What would be your life's slogan?

Sweep the Leg!

What everyday objects have a dark/interesting story around its creation?

(Jeremy Clarkson voice) *Some* say sildenafil was researched for its potential effects on hypertension and something called angina pectoris. All *we* know is it's called Viagra!

What are you doing wrong in life, that you realise and want to work on?

My sleep schedule

What's something that tastes just like how it smells?

Purple kool-aid

Who would win, Testicle Monsters or the Time Keepers?

The testicle keepers

What makes it all worth it at the end of the day?

My mother's smile, because i live with her.

What can we do to get us, as a society, to take the fact that we are killing our planet more seriously?

Convince the rest of the people that it’s real. Good luck.

what got you excited today?

Absolutely fucking Nothing

Where would be the best place to go purchase a cheap car?

no where in this market currently

Scarface, the classic gangster movie is officially getting remade. Starring, the Muppets! Who’s playing who?

I want Elmo to be Scarface.

What’s something interesting about your family history?

One of my ancestors was a preacher who advocated for black education and was a free black living in the north. He was married, but sleeping with his neighbor which produced my next ancestor down the tree.

If we are all background players in a video game, who is the main character and what the hell is he trying to accomplish?

Um.... Uhmm.......... QUEEN ELIZABETH

What's your biggest yet most shameful fantasy?

going to bed at a reasonable hour and not waking up tired

What was your worst roommate experience?

98? We had a house party, I went to sleep early. As I worked 13 hours that day. Woke up the next morning, few people where there. And started talking about how the roomie was firing his 25mm into the love seat. Same love seat was against the same wall my bed is on, in my room. Walked back into my room. Noticed holes in the wall, and in the mattress, just a few inches from where I normally sleep. For months, he kept saying, he didn't understand why I moved out that night, stiffing him on rent. Telling everyone, I was the asshole. SMFH.

If you could remake a movie or tv show only using muppets. What would you remake?

50 shades of grey

What is a product you wish existed?

portal gun

What is the biggest red flag somebody is insane?

ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ

everyone who has ever posted nudes on the internet, has anyone recognized them? and what happened ?

Never posted nudes on the internet but I do send nudes to family and friends.

What was the creepiest thing that happened at your school?

This super hot teacher accidentally gave me a prostate massage in front of the whole class.

What are some very useful websites that aren't too popular?

For me, it's [MyNoise](http://mynoise.com)

What’s a movie that scored low (below 70%) on rotten tomatoes, but you loved?

Venom It got a 30% critic reviews. Way too low

You're now prisoner 24601 but this time, the priest doesn't give you his silver. So, what are you gonna do? And why?

See each other plane

What are the worst pick up lines that you have tried and have actually worked?

Lady had on a "Talk nerdy to me" tank top on at a party. I approached her and asked "Are we talking Doctor Who nerdy or encryption algorithms nerdy?".

Without your parents ever telling you, how did you first notice that your family was poor?

Got reduced price lunch at school

If you were to eat only one thing for the rest of your life What would it be?

Tacos. I can have beef tacos, chicken tacos, fish tacos. I can add limes to not get the scurvy. I might live awhile.

Drivers who use turn signals, why?

Because I know how to drive, don't want to get in a wreck, and am not an asshole.

you have 2 years to get famous without committing a crime. How are you doing it?

Start some kind of dumb/controvercial trend on TikTok or some other social media platform

What is the biggest punishment from your parents, what did you do and what was your punishment??

Got grounded for 6 weeks, as in everything taken out of my room and wasn't allowed to show that I was having any type of fun. Made a C on my report card. My dad and stepmom were all about punishment growing, never about rewarding or anything.

If Uncle Sam represents the United States, what family member and name combination would represent your country?

You do know that Uncle Sam is used because it has the same initials as United States right? I mean, it IS propaganda, but it's also a pneumonic device, in a way.

What is one food you would love you try from Australia?

Kangaroo would be kinda cool

What’s better: Apple or android?

Android

Who is your Favourite Movie/TvShow character of all time, and why?

Rigby from regular show

What is the weirdest smell that you have ever smelled?

Three rotting corpses on top of eachother

Who do you think is the scariest villain in fiction, and why?

Caillou

What amount of money should you have to never think about money ever again in your life?

Realistically, $30000/year I have left to live.

People who speak portuguese, how would you translate saudade?

"I miss", I don't really understand the grammatical rules of English, but for my point of view this seems to be the most acceptable. Example: "I miss playing video game = Sinto saudade de jogar videogames"

What was your "I need an adult! I need an... I AM the adult!" moment?

First time I moved away from home. Was looking in my basket of toiletries and realised that I hadn’t brought nail scissors with me. I shouted down the stairs ‘put nail scissors on the shopping list, will you?’ because at home we have an ongoing shopping list stuck to the fridge and are always adding things to it for each other. My housemate put her head round the door and said, ‘What shopping list?’ I realised that there was no shopping list and I’d have to buy the nail scissors myself. Lightbulb moment lmao.

What makes you special?

That I'm a unique combination of my parents DNA

What is a Pinterest idea/hack/DIY that you tried that failed?

Decorations for my room

People who put in your 2 weeks at work and then don't even show up to those 2 last weeks, why?

I’ve never done this, but I think the logic is they’re hoping that the next job will call and ask if they’re eligible for rehire *before* they don’t show up to the two weeks?

What's your side hustle?

bitches selling kisses

If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what song would it be?

so i put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly away

Earth is a battery powering a mad scientists car, which day to day activity is the mechanism that generates power for this car?

internet nerdrage

What’s the worst movie you’ve watched all the way through?

ww84 i refuse to walk out of a cinema when i’ve paid for a ticket but good god almighty i can’t believe they had a plot point about stolen land and thought having a israeli actress solve it was the way to go

(Serious) Who was that kid from your childhood that you knew was going to end up in prison one day?

u/duten66

What are some do's and don'ts for someone going to a nightclub for the first time?

Don't leave your drink unattended.

Examples of Unintended consequences? Like when vape failed to lessen smokers and actually added more?

There were more automobile fatalities after seat belts became required.

[Serious] What family secrets are you not looking forward to your child(ren) possibly discovering later in life?

That my older sibling abused me, and that my parents (his grandparents) don't care. Right now, there's no contact, (which my parents have always taken issue with) but I also just kind of pretend that my abuser doesn't exist? Sort of. I don't bring him up in conversation or anything and since my son is 4 its not an issue. But of course, as he gets older I am sure the questions will come. Trying to mentally prepare the best responses.

What is the strangest or weird movie that you watched?

Space Movie 1992.

What is your best sleep walking/talking stories?

I told all my friends that my Chinese girlfriend sleep walked. I feel bad about it

What are some good rom-com tv shows on Netflix?

Brooklyn 99 the final seasons is supposed to come out in august

People who don’t wear a mask out in public, why?

because it's no longer mandatory outside

You know when you clean your ears and like you start scraping down, that shit probably the best feeling in the world, masturbation ain’t got shit on ear cleaning?

This is not a question but oh boy do i agree. That shit slaps.

What are some good things that happened in your life?

After 5 years in a dead end job I finally have my dreamjob. Started in may, my officeplant is thriving (I´m growing tiny tomatoes on my desk, they taste so sweet!).

What’s an embarrassing moment you will never forget?

I once walked topless into the kitchen just thinking mum was home when my dad and his poker buddies were in the dining room having a game. With my headphones on I didn't notice straight away...

What is the closest you or someone you know has been to dying ?

4 times with black ice, losing control heading towards oncoming traffic. 2 cars, 2 semi trucks. Both corrected thankfully within ~15 yards

What is actually cheap in production but oddly expensive in retail?

Diamonds. They aren't particularly rare, the price is kept inflated by artificial scarcity.

What's your favorite pick up line during an apocalypse?

are you a toaster? because i wanna take a bath with you

Which is your favourite quote from The Office?

dwight you ignorant slut

What is the most disrespectful act that someone has done to you that you let them get away with ?

My sister keeps eating in my bed cus its right beside a chargin port

What is the creepiest thing you witnessed ?

I was working as a supermaket janitor and had to clean up the ladies' room. I walked in a miscarried fetus on the bathroom floor. I closed the door, called 911, and then quit because I wasn't getting paid enough for *that* shit.

Which weird kink do you have?

If i had to list them all I'd still be here tomorrow

What's something you can say during sex and during invading France?

Well that was quick and easy.