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Those of you who knew what career you wanted, successfully got it—and then moved out on your own permanently independent all before age 25, what is your secret to such success?
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Traumatic life experiences.
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Which do you prefer when losing weight and why, skipping meals or maintaining a caloric deficit?
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One would hope that if they were skipping meals they would also be in a caloric deficit. The "meal-skipping" strategy is a way to make maintaining a caloric deficit easier.
That being said, I've lost over 80 lbs. using intermittent fasting and a plant-based diet (in which I've eaten at a caloric deficit for 90% of the past 2 years).
So, short answer? Both.
Edit: typo
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What would happen if all tech companies stopped producing new PC parts, smart phones, consoles, etc. Would people eventually get bored of playing video games because the graphics wouldn't improve on new game releases?
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I mean, some people still play DOS games to this day, so I'm guessing no.
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What is your experience with full-on friendships outside of your general age group (like 15+ years apart)? Have you had any successes?
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I volunteer with some people who are way older than me. Sometimes it’s hard to find topics to talk about but overall it’s been pretty cool. I don’t know, I treat it like any other friendship, they just happen to be older than me.
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What common thing screams "I make poor financial choices"?
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That new Camaro after your first military paycheck
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If you wipe, or go au naturel, how do you manage to function normally without washing your behind?
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Unless someone is gonna eat my ass out I don’t see much need past wipe
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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen while stuck in traffic?
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A man dancing and getting naked while blocking traffic
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What’s the single worst experience you have had whilst on a vacation?
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The rebels came and shut down the beach. I left a scathing review I must admit. Even spilt my drink at one point.
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What’s are some of the unspoken rules in society?
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Treat people the way you want to be treated
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What is your favorite memorable movie quote?
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"Do you wanna know how I got these scars?" - Dark Knight
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What if our parents never met and married different people? would we have been our dad's child or our mom's child?
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We'd have been nothing more than a wank probably.
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What is the wisest thing told to you by a grandparent/older relative, and how has it impacted your life?
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When I was about 10 years old I was at my grandparents house eating breakfast with my siblings and my grandfather walks in goes to the cupboard gets a bottle of brandy and pours himself a good slug in a glass. He then turns to us at the breakfast table and says "Kids, when you get to be my age you will know why I do this."
He was right!
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What’s something you look back on and laugh, but wasn’t funny at all when it happened?
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I fell off a train in Paris. I wasn't looking carefully enough and didn't realize there was a drop between the last step and the platform. I was able to tuck my shoulder, roll, and get back on my feet easily enough, but my wife was scared for a moment.
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If we learn and improve from our mistakes, why are we so afraid to make mistakes?
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You can’t risk for the future what you need to survive for the now.
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What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
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running with a backpack on
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Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine
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People that dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend, what is your reasoning?
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I have a fiancée. She wouldn't like it.
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People who repair their cars in an Autozone parking lot, why?
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They... sell car parts at autozone that you can buy if you need them while repairing your car
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What is your crazy vacation story?
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In Cancun while in a taxi at a stop light, a guy dressed as a frog tried to convince me to get out of the car and come into the club there. I was 15 and with my family
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Whats the difference between Europeans and Americans?
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Where they live.
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You have to have sex with the person on your Lock Screen, who are you screwing?
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My wife. Finally.
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(Serious) How did you know you were in love/ know you love someone?
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the feeling they gave me when i was around the, feeling like i could'nt live without them
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How can an employer recognize a genius candidate in a person without much education and experience?
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Give people a chance. My colleague got it, without education or experience, not really talented in writing her own CV. Buy she is one of the most amazing people ever worked for the company. She gets things done. My other (ex) colleague, has education, experience, but lacks effort. She just didn't care about work. Education is great, however, not a measurement of competence. Some people just had a hard life, no opportunity to complete education system, and all they need is someone giving them chance.
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What's the best disgusting (looking) food?
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Brain fry
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Non-Californians, what are your thoughts on the Golden State?
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Please stay there I dont want my rent to go up.
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What is the most cursed superpower you can come up with but it must have a positive side effect?
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Contagious orgasms. And you get an orgasm and you have an orgasm and you have an orgasm! Everyone has an orgasm!
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What is your favorite joke answer to a question?
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This one
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What has made you appreciate life?
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My kids.
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When was one time you thought “Damn I have the biggest black Air Force energy”?
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LOLWUT?
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What is a good song to listen to while walking in the woods?
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Why don't you just enjoy being out in the woods? Why do you have to listen to music? I suggest you go one hour without listening to any music and just enjoy nature. Listen to the wind in the trees, the birds, the animals. It is really beautiful if you give it a try.
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[Serious] A former coworker asked if it was ok to put you as a reference in their resume. What will happen after that later on?
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Depends on if they were worth a damn or not.
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How do you fight the feeling of loneliness?
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I embrace it
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Everyone has been depressed at some point in their lives, but those who have been/are past that point of depression (lets call that point "The Void") , how was/is it?
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Being past the Void was scary at first because depression removes pretty much every strong emotion, negative or positive, at least to some degree. Feeling something other than apathy and vague pain was extremely distressing. And then I got used to it and it’s amazing to have regulated emotions that I can control to a certain degree.
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Films and TV portray Americans visiting another country as the worst tourists in the world. But, in your experience, which other countries have annoying, obnoxious and/or stupid tourists?
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Chinese and korean tourist will often be filming 24/7 for no apparent reason. It's just fucking weird.
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For the boys! What would you do if you and your girlfriend got in a big argument and she kicked you in the balls?
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Same thing my wife would do if *I* resorted to violence: file for divorce.
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What do you think would be a really good invention that no one has thought of?
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Soul downloading
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What’s the most weird thing you heard people speak when they thought you don’t know their language?
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They were talking loudly in the bus right in front of me and were talking about how \*insertboyname\* really was with \*insertgirlname\* just because she's pretty but really she's just stupid and \*insertexgfname\* was the best girl for him and it's unfair she left JUST because he cheated once." A whole bus ride talking like that...
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People currently in a relationship with a handicapped person, how did your partner's disability impact your relationship?
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The big lolling tongue feels fantastic on my cock, but the random noises are annoying at the movies
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What are the top 3 best anime’s?
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Soul eater, the promised neverland, ouran highschool host club
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Jeff Bezos approaches you with a bottle of head moisturizer and asks you to rehydrate his scalp. What do you do?
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Ask to discuss my fee first
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What's your perspective on making new friends right now?
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why go outside when there's inside
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What’s the nicest thing you’ve done that went unappreciated?
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Saved the world. Twice.
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What is the biggest waste of money and resources?
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Showing off.
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What makes you tick?
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some ticks
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What makes you feel lonely?
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Seeing my friends consistently doing things together without me even after telling them how I feel about it.
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What is the reason we have batgirl, supergirl and aquagirl, but no batboy, superboy or aquaboy?
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There's an aqualad and a superboy, but the batman's male sidekicks usually go by Robin instead of batboy
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What poem had a profound impact on your life and why?
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There once was a man from Nantucket
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How did your DM show mercy on your horrible roll?
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He didn't :(
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What’s a time when you were 100% certain you were right, but someone kept insisting you were wrong?
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sounds like you've been a victim of a silky smooth shark.
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so when *is* it okay to display nudity-themed art in your home?
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When isn't it okay?
I mean if the only nudity is a giant cock and balls in your 9 year old daughters bedroom, there might be a problem. A tasteful painting of a person with no clothes on in the hall, fine.
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What's something every delivery guy should know?
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ALL DOGS BITE!! (This is why they have teeth)
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What was the last song that got stuck in your head?
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Will you be there - MJ
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What's the weirdest thing/item that has saved your life?
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A tiny kitty.
A bad feeling.
The ability to hold my breath for three minutes.
A shot of peppermint schnapps.
A a black polo shirt with a popped collar.
Another girl who noticed I was feeling bad.
French toast.
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What are you hiding from everyone?
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That I'm hanging on by a thread.
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People who were wrongfully arrested and/or punished, what is your story?
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I shot a man who broke into my house.
I just got out of the shower and was getting dressed, I heard a lot of noise downstairs I thought it was my wife, I texted her asking what she was doing and she said she was Still at the store. I got my rifle and yelled downstairs that I was calling the police. The rummaging stopped and I heard someone coming up the stairs, not wanting to be trapped in my bedroom I ran into the hallway and put my rifle on him, my AR has a 900 lumen light on it which obstructed his view, he had a trash bag with stuff in it in one hand and one of my kitchen knives in the other, I told him to stop and he raised his arm with the knife to block the light and took another step forward saying “hey now” I fired twice striking him twice, he rolled down the stairs and scurried into the kitchen where he collapsed and didn’t get back up. I ran out front and yelled for my neighbors to call the cops, we waited for the cops to arrive while we listened to him wail for help from inside my house.
he told the police that I had invited him in (which was not the case as I’d never seen this man before) and just shot him, I was arrested but later acquitted. I was also sued by the guy. I shot him in the lung and spine, he’s now paralyzed. He did a year and a half of a 4 year sentence and is now free on the streets but he’s not robbing and two story houses anymore!
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How does one learn more about current events? Want to spend 30 minutes a day learning about current events, political situations, war, business, anything, to further develop general knowledge/be able to discuss with smarter friends, what should one do?
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Go to these places, find the same stories, read them from each perspective and go down the middle.
[#Current events](https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/current+events?sort=top)
r/News
[>>>/news/](https://www.4chan.org/news/)
[>>>/pol/](https://www.4chan.org/pol/)
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Who’s someone you used to look up to but now hate?
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my dad
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What’s the worst job to come back to after a long, holiday weekend?
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Cleaning porta-potties
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What was the most interesting science experiment you did in school?
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Pissed out of the window to test gravity
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What do you consider to be the 'wild west' of todays Internet?
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Twitter. Heh. They either hate you or not.
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Professional Sports fans, what's the worst instance of gatekeeping you've seen from another fan?
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Fuck is that?
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What keeps you sane when things are going South?
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My personality. I like to think I'm a pretty calm person in general.
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Non-Mexican people what comes to your mind when you think of Mexico?
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Vaqueros, awesome food, great music, beautiful women, gorgeous deserts, the wild west, drugs and cartels
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If you could only play one video game for the rest of your life, which one is it?
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Minecraft since there's pretty much an endless amount of things you can do.
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Don’t take this the wrong way but while watching attack on titan most titan ass is the center of focus. Why are titans ass so fat?
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because they're so tall, and the characters are short in comparison, when focusing on the characters the titian's ass is all that may be in frame. plus we all know thickisa has the fattest ass.
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The United States is hosting a party for other nations, what does your country bring?
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Healthcare.....
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People who had sex with one person only, multiple times for along period of time and then broke up after you get used to them. How do you cope with it?
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Well, if they’re the ones who broke up, they wouldn’t need coping. Right?
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What is the best dog breed in the world to you? and why?
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Golden Retriever or a Beagle. Both are relatively calm dogs. If they have a big area to run, they are set for life.
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Rage Against The Cuisine. What is your favorite band/artist replaced with a food word?
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Red Hot Chili Peppers
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People who dislikes videos on yt even tho nothing is wrong with it why?
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Because I didn't like it
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[serious] what do you think is the perfect gift for someone who has an interest in war/ww1/ww2?
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I've read a couple great books about ww2 recently.
One was written by a guy called Klaus Grotjhan who was 12-13 when the war started and joined Hitler's youth cadets and grew up with all the propaganda.
Another book was about the liebstandarte Adolf Hitler which was essentially Hitler's private strike force.
Both were written by the same author (translated to English), I will try to find out for you and I'll edit the comment if I find him.
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What is your non sexual turn on?
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Thigh high socks
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What can be said during both at sports and funerals?
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"I'm not sure he's getting up again after that."
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What is an actually good reason to live?
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Experiences
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What did you do today?
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Doctors appointment for anxiety turned into an ADHD diagnosis, so I’m waiting on my shiny new prescription. Other than that, waiting for work. Waiting mode activated.
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If you were a sorcerer/sorceress and could cast any curse on your worst enemy, what would it be?
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Have him only tell the truth for the rest of his life.
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Your username is what you’ll be eating for dinner tonight. What is it and how is it prepared?
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I'm not complaining about the idea...but...would that make me a cannibal?
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Good evening ladies *tips hat* just wanted to know what are you're preferences on men to find them hot/sexy?
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When they know the difference between "your" and "you're ".
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What psychology tricks and lifehacks really work?
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Engage someone in a conversation and hand them something while carrying on the conversation. They will usually take it automatically before they ask you why you have given it to them. It doesn’t matter what the item is.
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What is the reason you were late to work today?
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jerked off too much
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What would you like to know about Ireland that you can't Google?
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Why that bird from Galway made me meet seemingly her entire family after 2 weeks of dating.
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What incidence made you think that "hope this never happens again"?
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Once a friend of mine threw salt into my eyes as a joke. Now I can’t be around salt without imagining the pain from that day
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What would you do if you could stop time?
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First thing? I'd probably stop time.
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What cryptocurrencys are you most bullish about?
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All of them
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Which film surprised you by doing something totally different?
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I'd say I watch a lot of films, but the one that shook me off the most with its creative design was Shutter Island. The plot twist in the end just caught me completely off guard and I even started to question if the protagonist was right or wrong the whole time. I don't want to spoil too much but the movie is definitely worth it if you haven't seen it yet. It's on Netflix if you want to view it!
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If you could get one person killed who would that be and why?
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my abusive mother
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What is an interview question that you can never be 100% truthful when answering? What answer did you give and what’s the full or true response you would have liked to have said?
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What would you say is your biggest weakness?
I have ADHD, and sometimes need to reorient my tasks.
I am extremely unorganized and lazy.
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What would happen if a CIA employee was injured and subsequently incapacitated in a car accident, while carrying classified information in their car?
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I suppose "incident responders" would see something with a seal or "Classified Information" on it, and call *other* authorities, who would then 'secure the area' and or 'debrief' people involved. They probably would *not* use a 'neuralizer' as shown in *Men In Black*.
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You're given a time machine that's a one way trip with no return...Where you going?
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I'm gonna go to the year 1993 so I can tell my dad not to get with my cunt mom. And then watch I as fade away into the ether.
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What's something that's scary to most of the people but not to you?
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Commitment.
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What's something that's not scary to other people but you are terrified of it?
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Mirrors. It horrifying me, something is oddly creepy about mirrors. I don't know why, but I just hate mirrors. Not a fan of reflections either, but Mirrors scare the shit out of me.
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How do you eat healthy on a budget?
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Rice/beans/vegetables/fruit.
All very cheap.
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What’s a mild inconvenience you could wish upon someone in an argument?
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I HOPE THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR PILLOW IS WARM
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Which song on Bo Burnham’s Inside was your favorite and why?
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Probably "Welcome to the Internet" as it was reminiscent of his very early videos on YouTube in a way, yet addressed the issue of modern internet-culture in a more adult way, from the perspective of someone who himself grew to fame in that environment and yet sees the issues that arise from it nowadays, only years later.
I think "White woman's Instagram" is pretty much a fitting addendum to that song and they probably go together well, thematically.
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What is something that's better when done or experienced drunk than sober?
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For me, everything was better when i was drunk, i could enjoy things and was free.
Now I've been sober since Feb 2021 and it just keeps getting more and more miserable, while I'm slowly dying inside.
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What would you want to be your last wish?
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To never be forgotten. Just want to be known or remembered for something.
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Non-X-people what do you think of X?
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I like X, it's one of my all-time top 26 letters of the alphabet.
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What International Celebrity do you wish would just shut up or go away?
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Drake. His songs suck and he doesn't even sing that well.
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What time is it right now at your place?
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Time to duel!
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What would happen if memes get globally banned?
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more memes
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