Ynir/idk_project_v1_01 · Datasets at Hugging Face

Input stringlengths 3 315	Output stringlengths 1 10k ⌀
Since the word has been bastardized, what is a "cult" to you?	Gonna get down voted into oblivion but Disney. It's weird that weebs get shit but Disney fans don't. Especially Disney fans who are 60+ and dressing their kids up as Disney characters every chance they get
what is your favorite food ?	Anything that's cooked for me by someone else outside of a restaurant setting. I find that if someone else cooks, it's something they feel they can do really well, or its a family recipe they want to share. Something that has meaning to them. You can learn a lot about someone over a home cooked meal.
What is a food that you used to love but no longer enjoy?	Frosting, it's just something that makes me sick when I eat it.
People who sneeze loud, why?	That's just how it goes I can't control the volume of it
What will be your reaction if a girl accidentally bites off your penis during a blow job?	She will drive me to the hospital at gunpoint.
How have you or someone else been oblivious to flirting?	Yea nearly all my life. They have to tell me flat or I have no idea.
What's your Favourite Colour?	Blue, why?
What are 3 things that make a relationship work?	Trust Respect Patience
What was your graduation prank?	We locked the lift, so our teachers had to walk 5 stories just like us. (Lift was only for teachers)
What is your favorite condiments/sauces in your fridge?	Mustard
What is the strangest thing you’ve seen/experienced at work?	I worked at a daycare for a short time. New girl got hired on, she looked kinda strange but I do not judge I guess. I am in a different room during naptime and I hear yelling and shouting (like play shouting, not terror) from another room. Since it is naptime I think it is strange but I can't just leave my room since I was the only one there at the time with the kids. Come to find out the new girl was watching the kids alone (naptime is when the staff rotated on their breaks) and decided to get all the kids up, have then run around in a circle and pour water on the floor and yell.
What non-sexual thing gives you pleasure?	Head scratch
What Would Happen If everyone stopped using their cell phone and the internet for a week?	If you lived in the 90s then basically that.
Your starting a club but your username decides what your club does. What does the club do?	Ew, a Christian club
How much wood could a Woodchuck?	If a woodchuck could chuck wood you ask?
What would you envision as your perfect adult only weekend away?	skydiving oral sex staycation
Fnaf Fans,what do you think of FNAF ships?	The only ship I support is Vlad x Clara (from Immortal and the restless)
What is the reason why people say getting in trouble when you are young is fun, yet no one wants to get in trouble in college from partying or drinking illegally?	you are obviously a troll. what is wrong with you?
You are a pilot and you're about to make an announcement over the intercom system; when suddenly you can only say movies lines from the last Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Jim Carrey, Robin Williams movie you saw. How much panic are you causing?	Never seen any of them, so no PA from me today. Just get the FO to do it
What are the best countries for American expats to move to? Why?	Probably Canada. The overall quality of life is better and it's very similar to the US so you won't feel out of place.
Your biggest fear/phobia is the way you were killed in your past life. How were you killed?	falling off a high ledge (hell even like a 3 foot one) into a pit of spiders
What song would you play in the background while having sex?	Master of Puppets
What dumb things have you seen people do to try to look edgy?	Self-diagnosing themselves with DID and ADHD
Dear lgbtq+ members how did your day to day life change after you came out?	I started getting called by my preferred name which is much preferred to my given.
What is your very first memory?	128 KB. IBM PC XT.
What’s your favorite way to eat potatoes?	I put them in my mouth, chew and then swallow.
What is your favorite book?	Dune
People who love eating spicy food, how does your anus feel?	You know, I keep hearing people making these comments. I've never had that issue. I'm pretty sure y'all are doing it wrong and feel I need to inform you that you should be inserting the spicy food into your mouth.
What are some fascinating facts about astronomy that most people don't know?	The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Index‎ > ‎Entries listed under 'U'‎ > ‎ The Universe Some information to help you live in it. 1. Area: infinite. 2. Imports: none. It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things from. 3. Exports: none. See Imports. 4. Population: none. It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
What is the most interesting country you have ever visited? What is so unusual about it and what impressed you most?	South Africa, it definitely had a western culture about it in terms of bars and restaurants in the city, travel a few miles out and it’s like rural Africa you see on the tv. Fascinating place.
What are signs of a bad parent?	Kid is nearing morbid obesity before their teens
Non-suicidal, healthy people who think you're going to die young anyway, why?	3 of my 4 grandparents didn't make it to 70.
When was the moment you figured out that your Childhood is over and Life started getting serious?	Not really one event happened, I think it just ended gradually
Do you think sex work should be legal? Why or why not?	Yes. When regulated it’s much safer for everyone, cuts down on the demand for human trafficking, shows correlation with reduced rape, increase commerce, and honestly would likely stop the occasional mass shooting
Girls, you meet a hot guy but aren't sure if he's interested in you and he's not asking you out either. What do you do? What does it take for you to make the first move on a guy you're interested in?	What does it take? Confidence
What should you always do on a first date?	Meet in a public place.
What’s one book you read that you’d say actually changed your life?	Fablehaven: because it got me back into reading after a couple of years
what moment in your life made you say ''man, fuck gravity''?	I was on a flight and it was the worst turbulence I have ever felt. I know technically it’s more the air causing it than gravity but that’s all I can think of aua
What's your story of falling in love? Was it a cliche?	mine was different, for me at least. in 2015 I went to the mall with a couple friends, and we saw a group of girls. now I never was the guy to talk to random girls, I was shy around new people, especially at age 15. We all talked but there was this one girl, me and her clicked. Me and Her talked and talked for the longest time and we seen each other hardly ever but we always texted and she was my best friend. In 2018 we both had a car and a license and we just started to hangout. We did anything and everything together and even started going to college together sharing some classes all that stuff. I was scared to share how i truly felt about her, but i knew i loved her and i knew she was the one for me. I was scared and I didn’t go through with it and I got with someone else. We didn’t talk for 2.5 years, and i missed her a lot. I knew my whole relationship I was with the wrong person, and a lot had gone on in my life and I knew that she was my person and I broke up with my then girlfriend. The day we broke up I texted her, and we hung out after 2.5 years. A few weeks later I came out and told her everything and that I loved her. She was shocked. Eventually she told me she felt the same exact way in 2018. We became best friends again, and i started doing the same thing in 2018, i was just so afraid to kiss her. Finally, we were on vacation together one night, I just kissed her. We are together now, and I plan to marry this girl.
What are red flags that you should cut a family member out of your life?	1. You're asking this
For race mixed folks: When forced to identity a race (job application, government forms, etc.), what race do you side with? Why did you choose that particular race to identity with when forced?	I check "other" and write "human" in the blank field, because if you look back far enough we all came from Africa.
What's the most disgusting thing that you've seen someone do?	Soak his pants with liquid diarrhea. It was me.
What's a book/short story/comic book that you're surprised hasn't been adapted into a movie or tv series yet?	David Wong's Zoey Ashe series. That is just screaming to be animated.
Which celebrity has blocked you on social media and why?	I forget her name... she does like porn or Webcam work and she did make up for critical role... But anyways, she said some really dumb shit about how guns are bad and no one should have them. I told her about a woman who defended her newborn blah blah blah and hunting for food. Whatever I was being very rational and she was acting nuts, like she replied GUNS ARE BAD like 30 times, and started insulting me. So I called her saying she was acting like a child. Tada she blocked me.
What’s your local legend?	Tadpole, class of 92, Napa high-school
How can you become friends with your neighbor?	wait for a garage sale
What movie has the greatest soundtrack?	Tron Legacy
What’s your pick up line that works most of the time?	"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?" 90% of the time I texted a girl that and they responded with SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS and we hit it off. You'd be surprised how much people love spongebob.
(Serious) What was the worst thing the mean teacher you had did?	Made the nicest girl in my class piss her pants from yelling at her.
What's the worst mobile game EVER?	raid shadow legends
Fear of commitment sufferers: How did you get past the mindset of "Committing to one person will prevent me from meeting someone better"?	If you're always waiting for the perfect one you be a very lonely person. Find someone you're mostly compatible with and who wants to grow with you, encourage each other, stand by them and have them stand by you, it's a partnership after all
If you think about India, what comes to your mind?	Poverty, pollution, overpopulation, and disease.
What is your best experience with strangers online, ever?	(Wow, such empty!)
What is the most recent video game you finish playing?	I replayed Assassin's Creed 2, Brotherhood, and Revelations. I just really like the Ezio storyline.
What’s something that’s always been there but you just discovered it’s a thing?	Building a pc
If a person always wants to start a fight in real life, do they go online and try to start fights also, whats wrong with them?	They have anger issues.
Women who is/were active on Tinder, how is your experience? Do you meet interesting people?	I am not a woman but maybe this could help you also from someone who isn't on tinder so take this by a grain of salt sand whtever, People are likely to not show their true selves and maybe are after sex or some other intentions Not all would be like them but there are very few genuine and good people Try not to share too much of your personal info untim you trust them properly ~again i commented this just because for atleast some advice (no comments until now) i would rather suggest dating mutual friend or some other place not specifically a dating site due to the risk. Maybe i am wrong so correcting me would be much appreciated instead of pulling down
What’s your favorite candle scent?	Anything by Yankee candle
Your son or daughter starts middle school. What advice do you give them to avoid the usual humiliation we all go through at some point?	I don't think that a piece of general advice is possible to cover every scenario that could arise. Rather, I'd encourage that things are going to happen, embarrassing humiliating....but a lot of great things will happen too. Be there as a person for them to talk to either way.
What stupid thing do people say that deserves an immediate slap to the face?	"She won't date me because I'm too nice."
Is there an actual gender pay gap , when everything is taken into account? If so how is still happening, if it’s illegal?	There are a bunch of ways to slice it to make it look better or worse, but ultimately yes there are general themes women getting getting paid less, and in many cases promoted less, than their male peers.
What is something you like that everyone else seems to hate?	Mine has to be black licorice
If you were an ice cream flavor, what would you be?	Dark chocolate. Those who love me, will know why they love me. Those who don’t, are just ignorant and never tried me.
What does purple smell like?	Grape
What do you love and but also what annoys you about europe ?	What I love is the deep history and the vast amounts of cultures all so close together what I hate is that I have only been in one country and have not gotten to see them all
Has a tv show or film ever changed your worldview?	Some documentaries did.
What is a not so fun fact?	Ketchup is, by definition, a fruit smoothie.
What is your rapper name if you say the color you’re wearing and what you last ate?	white hot dog
From your experience, which bands and musicians are the best to see in concert?	Tool was an amazing show. Saw them on the Lateralus tour. Just perfection Weird Al is hands down one of the best live experiences you can go to. Costume changes, constant entertainment, etc. 10/10.
HR/Recruiters, what was the most NOPE candidate you interviewed?	Story from my dad: he works as a chaplain in the army and emotional support for people on duty. He had an interview with a candidate to see if he would be good in the position. He came on a bike (very good in chaplaincy) but were he went wrong was sitting in my dads chair, started asking him the questions and wasn’t listening to a word my dad asked him. All big Nopes.
What was a moment where you realized you weren’t the best human being? What did you do to improve yourself?	Grandpa passed away and I hadn't seen him enough the last decade and he went so fast I didnt say goodbye. Happened last weekend. Still tearing me up inside. To improve I'm going to start making more time for family.
If you were an alien stumbling upon the earth, what would surprise you the most ?	They STILL use legs to WALK?
Curious. Was talking with some friends. What if covid did start in a lab in Wuhan? How do we hold China responsible for it? Like how much money or penalty should they face?	Fam we can’t even hold them accountable for the humanitarian violations theyre committing right now. How the hell we gunna penalise them for this shit?
What is your favourite smell?	I like the smell of rain
What is your favorite video game,and why is it minecraft?	Doesn't get boring quickly.
What’s the darkest thing you’ve laughed at like someone dying like just like really bad?	Someone dying, probably.
If there was any scientific/technological advancement that could be made instantly, what would you want it to be?	A non toxic way to eliminate plastic in the oceans.
For guys. What is one thing that makes you hate a girl?	I think the whole "Yeah, I'm a bitch, get used to it" mentality. It's one thing to stand up for yourself and not let people knock you down, but it's another to be proud of being unkind to others.
What TV show has the most rewatchability?	Futurama, could watch that show pretty much endlessly.
What's a sexual thing that you find super non-hot?	Anal
What's the best way to cool down your body temperature?	Take a lukewarm bath, and sit in it until the water gets cold.
At what point in a dream did you wake up right before it was about to start getting good which you realized the moment you awoke?	Before the goldfish were released into the pool.
What symptom did you mention to your doctor that you thought was no big deal turned out to be a big diagnosis?	I had what I thought was a bug bite that was turning hot and black, and I developed red track marks streaking up my limb. I knew this was bad news so I booked to the ER, the triage nurse was like "yeah, bug bite, ok take a seat please" until I showed her my limb, got an express ticket to 3 different doctors within 15 seconds.
Which is scariest movie you have ever seen?	Bee Movie Interspecies romance, the destruction of the earth's entire eco system, a slightly unhinged Ray Liotta. It frightens me just to write all this out.
What should someone do if they can't find a job because they have a criminal record for lying to join the military?	How many jobs have you applied for?
You can only eat two foods for the rest of your life(seasonings excluded) what would it be?	I'll start, chicken and potatoes
Whats the awkwardness situation u been?	Awkwardest. About to be this thread for you.
Which is your all time favorite movie and why?	Inglorious Basterds. Acting, tense scenes, overall plot, setting
Have you ever been hated by a large number of people? And why?	I tend to boil a lot of american piss when I make fun of their shitty country.
What TV show do you wish you lived in?	Pokemon World. Because there is nothing too difficult that a ten-year-old can't do it. Also, free healthcare, education, and cute pets!
You gain the power to erase memories, what is the first thing you do?	Erase that one embarrassing memory I think about when I'm trying to sleep at night.
How did you figure out what you wanted to do with your life?	I took a job that seemed fine for while I got my life together. Slowly accepted more responsibility and accepted promotions that have relocated me and my family twice. 15 years later I've only just found something that really interests and fulfills me and am being groomed to make it a full time position with my organization.
Submissives who are currently awaiting permission to cum, how frustrated are you?	What the kentucky McFried fuck
When you could revive a single human or animal who would it be and why?	My stepdad. My mom could really use him back.
What was your, "I need to get out of here," moment?	The night I walked into my job and 1 of the machines was literally on fire and my boss said, "it's okay, it will burn out soon. go run line 12 instead."
What is the best book series you have ever read ?	DUNE
What are your at home fixes for ear ache/congestion in the ear?	I’ve been using earol (an olive oil based ear spray) 2 daily and been taking panadol (fast absorption paracetamol) for 3 days with no improvement. If anything the pain is getting worse but the congestion is fluctuating.
What ur name would be if u change it?	Phuc
What's the most embarrassing thing you've done whilst drunk?	I did a strip tease in front of my boss and co-workers. Unfortunately the only thing I remember of the entire night. Wasn't embarrassing at the time, but hungover me was not impressed the following day
What’s the coolest thing you have within a 5 foot radius of you?	i got a bag of jolly ranchers here

Since the word has been bastardized, what is a "cult" to you?

Gonna get down voted into oblivion but Disney. It's weird that weebs get shit but Disney fans don't. Especially Disney fans who are 60+ and dressing their kids up as Disney characters every chance they get

what is your favorite food ?

Anything that's cooked for me by someone else outside of a restaurant setting. I find that if someone else cooks, it's something they feel they can do really well, or its a family recipe they want to share. Something that has meaning to them. You can learn a lot about someone over a home cooked meal.

What is a food that you used to love but no longer enjoy?

Frosting, it's just something that makes me sick when I eat it.

People who sneeze loud, why?

That's just how it goes I can't control the volume of it

What will be your reaction if a girl accidentally bites off your penis during a blow job?

She will drive me to the hospital at gunpoint.

How have you or someone else been oblivious to flirting?

Yea nearly all my life. They have to tell me flat or I have no idea.

What's your Favourite Colour?

Blue, why?

What are 3 things that make a relationship work?

Trust Respect Patience

What was your graduation prank?

We locked the lift, so our teachers had to walk 5 stories just like us. (Lift was only for teachers)

What is your favorite condiments/sauces in your fridge?

Mustard

What is the strangest thing you’ve seen/experienced at work?

I worked at a daycare for a short time. New girl got hired on, she looked kinda strange but I do not judge I guess. I am in a different room during naptime and I hear yelling and shouting (like play shouting, not terror) from another room. Since it is naptime I think it is strange but I can't just leave my room since I was the only one there at the time with the kids. Come to find out the new girl was watching the kids alone (naptime is when the staff rotated on their breaks) and decided to get all the kids up, have then run around in a circle and pour water on the floor and yell.

What non-sexual thing gives you pleasure?

Head scratch

What Would Happen If everyone stopped using their cell phone and the internet for a week?

If you lived in the 90s then basically that.

Your starting a club but your username decides what your club does. What does the club do?

Ew, a Christian club

How much wood could a Woodchuck?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood you ask?

What would you envision as your perfect adult only weekend away?

skydiving oral sex staycation

Fnaf Fans,what do you think of FNAF ships?

The only ship I support is Vlad x Clara (from Immortal and the restless)

What is the reason why people say getting in trouble when you are young is fun, yet no one wants to get in trouble in college from partying or drinking illegally?

you are obviously a troll. what is wrong with you?

You are a pilot and you're about to make an announcement over the intercom system; when suddenly you can only say movies lines from the last Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Jim Carrey, Robin Williams movie you saw. How much panic are you causing?

Never seen any of them, so no PA from me today. Just get the FO to do it

What are the best countries for American expats to move to? Why?

Probably Canada. The overall quality of life is better and it's very similar to the US so you won't feel out of place.

Your biggest fear/phobia is the way you were killed in your past life. How were you killed?

falling off a high ledge (hell even like a 3 foot one) into a pit of spiders

What song would you play in the background while having sex?

Master of Puppets

What dumb things have you seen people do to try to look edgy?

Self-diagnosing themselves with DID and ADHD

Dear lgbtq+ members how did your day to day life change after you came out?

I started getting called by my preferred name which is much preferred to my given.

What is your very first memory?

128 KB. IBM PC XT.

What’s your favorite way to eat potatoes?

I put them in my mouth, chew and then swallow.

What is your favorite book?

Dune

People who love eating spicy food, how does your anus feel?

You know, I keep hearing people making these comments. I've never had that issue. I'm pretty sure y'all are doing it wrong and feel I need to inform you that you should be inserting the spicy food into your mouth.

What are some fascinating facts about astronomy that most people don't know?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Index‎ > ‎Entries listed under 'U'‎ > ‎ The Universe Some information to help you live in it. 1. Area: infinite. 2. Imports: none. It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things from. 3. Exports: none. See Imports. 4. Population: none. It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

What is the most interesting country you have ever visited? What is so unusual about it and what impressed you most?

South Africa, it definitely had a western culture about it in terms of bars and restaurants in the city, travel a few miles out and it’s like rural Africa you see on the tv. Fascinating place.

What are signs of a bad parent?

Kid is nearing morbid obesity before their teens

Non-suicidal, healthy people who think you're going to die young anyway, why?

3 of my 4 grandparents didn't make it to 70.

When was the moment you figured out that your Childhood is over and Life started getting serious?

Not really one event happened, I think it just ended gradually

Do you think sex work should be legal? Why or why not?

Yes. When regulated it’s much safer for everyone, cuts down on the demand for human trafficking, shows correlation with reduced rape, increase commerce, and honestly would likely stop the occasional mass shooting

Girls, you meet a hot guy but aren't sure if he's interested in you and he's not asking you out either. What do you do? What does it take for you to make the first move on a guy you're interested in?

What does it take? Confidence

What should you always do on a first date?

Meet in a public place.

What’s one book you read that you’d say actually changed your life?

Fablehaven: because it got me back into reading after a couple of years

what moment in your life made you say ''man, fuck gravity''?

I was on a flight and it was the worst turbulence I have ever felt. I know technically it’s more the air causing it than gravity but that’s all I can think of aua

What's your story of falling in love? Was it a cliche?

mine was different, for me at least. in 2015 I went to the mall with a couple friends, and we saw a group of girls. now I never was the guy to talk to random girls, I was shy around new people, especially at age 15. We all talked but there was this one girl, me and her clicked. Me and Her talked and talked for the longest time and we seen each other hardly ever but we always texted and she was my best friend. In 2018 we both had a car and a license and we just started to hangout. We did anything and everything together and even started going to college together sharing some classes all that stuff. I was scared to share how i truly felt about her, but i knew i loved her and i knew she was the one for me. I was scared and I didn’t go through with it and I got with someone else. We didn’t talk for 2.5 years, and i missed her a lot. I knew my whole relationship I was with the wrong person, and a lot had gone on in my life and I knew that she was my person and I broke up with my then girlfriend. The day we broke up I texted her, and we hung out after 2.5 years. A few weeks later I came out and told her everything and that I loved her. She was shocked. Eventually she told me she felt the same exact way in 2018. We became best friends again, and i started doing the same thing in 2018, i was just so afraid to kiss her. Finally, we were on vacation together one night, I just kissed her. We are together now, and I plan to marry this girl.

What are red flags that you should cut a family member out of your life?

1. You're asking this

For race mixed folks: When forced to identity a race (job application, government forms, etc.), what race do you side with? Why did you choose that particular race to identity with when forced?

I check "other" and write "human" in the blank field, because if you look back far enough we *all* came from Africa.

What's the most disgusting thing that you've seen someone do?

Soak his pants with liquid diarrhea. It was me.

What's a book/short story/comic book that you're surprised hasn't been adapted into a movie or tv series yet?

David Wong's Zoey Ashe series. That is just screaming to be animated.

Which celebrity has blocked you on social media and why?

I forget her name... she does like porn or Webcam work and she did make up for critical role... But anyways, she said some really dumb shit about how guns are bad and no one should have them. I told her about a woman who defended her newborn blah blah blah and hunting for food. Whatever I was being very rational and she was acting nuts, like she replied GUNS ARE BAD like 30 times, and started insulting me. So I called her saying she was acting like a child. Tada she blocked me.

What’s your local legend?

Tadpole, class of 92, Napa high-school

How can you become friends with your neighbor?

wait for a garage sale

What movie has the greatest soundtrack?

Tron Legacy

What’s your pick up line that works most of the time?

"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?" 90% of the time I texted a girl that and they responded with SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS and we hit it off. You'd be surprised how much people love spongebob.

(Serious) What was the worst thing the mean teacher you had did?

Made the nicest girl in my class piss her pants from yelling at her.

What's the worst mobile game EVER?

*raid shadow legends*

Fear of commitment sufferers: How did you get past the mindset of "Committing to one person will prevent me from meeting someone better"?

If you're always waiting for the perfect one you be a very lonely person. Find someone you're mostly compatible with and who wants to grow with you, encourage each other, stand by them and have them stand by you, it's a partnership after all

If you think about India, what comes to your mind?

Poverty, pollution, overpopulation, and disease.

What is your best experience with strangers online, ever?

(Wow, such empty!)

What is the most recent video game you finish playing?

I replayed Assassin's Creed 2, Brotherhood, and Revelations. I just really like the Ezio storyline.

What’s something that’s always been there but you just discovered it’s a thing?

Building a pc

If a person always wants to start a fight in real life, do they go online and try to start fights also, whats wrong with them?

They have anger issues.

Women who is/were active on Tinder, how is your experience? Do you meet interesting people?

I am not a woman but maybe this could help you also from someone who isn't on tinder so take this by a grain of salt sand whtever, People are likely to not show their true selves and maybe are after sex or some other intentions Not all would be like them but there are very few genuine and good people Try not to share too much of your personal info untim you trust them properly ~again i commented this just because for atleast some advice (no comments until now) i would rather suggest dating mutual friend or some other place not specifically a dating site due to the risk. Maybe i am wrong so correcting me would be much appreciated instead of pulling down

What’s your favorite candle scent?

Anything by Yankee candle

Your son or daughter starts middle school. What advice do you give them to avoid the usual humiliation we all go through at some point?

I don't think that a piece of general advice is possible to cover every scenario that could arise. Rather, I'd encourage that things are going to happen, embarrassing humiliating....but a lot of great things will happen too. Be there as a person for them to talk to either way.

What stupid thing do people say that deserves an immediate slap to the face?

"She won't date me because I'm too nice."

Is there an actual gender pay gap , when everything is taken into account? If so how is still happening, if it’s illegal?

There are a bunch of ways to slice it to make it look better or worse, but ultimately yes there are general themes women getting getting paid less, and in many cases promoted less, than their male peers.

What is something you like that everyone else seems to hate?

Mine has to be black licorice

If you were an ice cream flavor, what would you be?

Dark chocolate. Those who love me, will know why they love me. Those who don’t, are just ignorant and never tried me.

What does purple smell like?

Grape

What do you love and but also what annoys you about europe ?

What I love is the deep history and the vast amounts of cultures all so close together what I hate is that I have only been in one country and have not gotten to see them all

Has a tv show or film ever changed your worldview?

Some documentaries did.

What is a not so fun fact?

Ketchup is, by definition, a fruit smoothie.

What is your rapper name if you say the color you’re wearing and what you last ate?

white hot dog

From your experience, which bands and musicians are the best to see in concert?

Tool was an amazing show. Saw them on the Lateralus tour. Just perfection Weird Al is hands down one of the best live experiences you can go to. Costume changes, constant entertainment, etc. 10/10.

HR/Recruiters, what was the most NOPE candidate you interviewed?

Story from my dad: he works as a chaplain in the army and emotional support for people on duty. He had an interview with a candidate to see if he would be good in the position. He came on a bike (very good in chaplaincy) but were he went wrong was sitting in my dads chair, started asking him the questions and wasn’t listening to a word my dad asked him. All big Nopes.

What was a moment where you realized you weren’t the best human being? What did you do to improve yourself?

Grandpa passed away and I hadn't seen him enough the last decade and he went so fast I didnt say goodbye. Happened last weekend. Still tearing me up inside. To improve I'm going to start making more time for family.

If you were an alien stumbling upon the earth, what would surprise you the most ?

They STILL use legs to WALK?

Curious. Was talking with some friends. What if covid did start in a lab in Wuhan? How do we hold China responsible for it? Like how much money or penalty should they face?

Fam we can’t even hold them accountable for the humanitarian violations theyre committing right now. How the hell we gunna penalise them for this shit?

What is your favourite smell?

I like the smell of rain

What is your favorite video game,and why is it minecraft?

Doesn't get boring quickly.

What’s the darkest thing you’ve laughed at like someone dying like just like really bad?

Someone dying, probably.

If there was any scientific/technological advancement that could be made instantly, what would you want it to be?

A non toxic way to eliminate plastic in the oceans.

For guys. What is one thing that makes you hate a girl?

I think the whole "Yeah, I'm a bitch, get used to it" mentality. It's one thing to stand up for yourself and not let people knock you down, but it's another to be proud of being unkind to others.

What TV show has the most rewatchability?

Futurama, could watch that show pretty much endlessly.

What's a sexual thing that you find super non-hot?

Anal

What's the best way to cool down your body temperature?

Take a lukewarm bath, and sit in it until the water gets cold.

At what point in a dream did you wake up right before it was about to start getting good which you realized the moment you awoke?

Before the goldfish were released into the pool.

What symptom did you mention to your doctor that you thought was no big deal turned out to be a big diagnosis?

I had what I thought was a bug bite that was turning hot and black, and I developed red track marks streaking up my limb. I knew this was bad news so I booked to the ER, the triage nurse was like "yeah, bug bite, ok take a seat please" until I showed her my limb, got an express ticket to 3 different doctors within 15 seconds.

Which is scariest movie you have ever seen?

Bee Movie Interspecies romance, the destruction of the earth's entire eco system, a slightly unhinged Ray Liotta. It frightens me just to write all this out.

What should someone do if they can't find a job because they have a criminal record for lying to join the military?

How many jobs have you applied for?

You can only eat two foods for the rest of your life(seasonings excluded) what would it be?

I'll start, chicken and potatoes

Whats the awkwardness situation u been?

Awkwardest. About to be this thread for you.

Which is your all time favorite movie and why?

Inglorious Basterds. Acting, tense scenes, overall plot, setting

Have you ever been hated by a large number of people? And why?

I tend to boil a lot of american piss when I make fun of their shitty country.

What TV show do you wish you lived in?

Pokemon World. Because there is nothing too difficult that a ten-year-old can't do it. Also, free healthcare, education, and cute pets!

You gain the power to erase memories, what is the first thing you do?

Erase that one embarrassing memory I think about when I'm trying to sleep at night.

How did you figure out what you wanted to do with your life?

I took a job that seemed fine for while I got my life together. Slowly accepted more responsibility and accepted promotions that have relocated me and my family twice. 15 years later I've only just found something that really interests and fulfills me and am being groomed to make it a full time position with my organization.

Submissives who are currently awaiting permission to cum, how frustrated are you?

What the kentucky McFried fuck

When you could revive a single human or animal who would it be and why?

My stepdad. My mom could really use him back.

What was your, "I need to get out of here," moment?

The night I walked into my job and 1 of the machines was literally on fire and my boss said, "it's okay, it will burn out soon. go run line 12 instead."

What is the best book series you have ever read ?

DUNE

What are your at home fixes for ear ache/congestion in the ear?

I’ve been using earol (an olive oil based ear spray) 2 daily and been taking panadol (fast absorption paracetamol) for 3 days with no improvement. If anything the pain is getting worse but the congestion is fluctuating.

What ur name would be if u change it?

Phuc

What's the most embarrassing thing you've done whilst drunk?

I did a strip tease in front of my boss and co-workers. Unfortunately the only thing I remember of the entire night. Wasn't embarrassing at the time, but hungover me was not impressed the following day

What’s the coolest thing you have within a 5 foot radius of you?

i got a bag of jolly ranchers here