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What would be the exact words to come out of your mouth when you find out that we are actually the puppets of Charles Darwin's show called 'Survival of the fittest' ?	look mom in on television
If Canada were a person, would you have sex with them and why?	Nah. I'd never fuck a girl who calls ham bacon.
What is something you hear that immediately makes your eyes roll?	And that’s on periodt
What is your favorite History joke?	How are the Twin Towers and gender the similar? There use to be two of them but now it's a touchy subject.
What is your typical reply to websites' "Which cookies do you accept" dialogs?	Check options for removing all cookies.
What’s better: PlayStation or Xbox ?	Atari
What’s the most worrying thing you’ve heard a member of staff say before you went on a roller coaster?	wait what!? what's this red light for?
What was the most recent video rabbit hole you've gone down?	Idiots in cars
What actor or actress are you tired of seeing in the same type of role over and over again?	Jason Statham.
You wake up tomorrow, one of your post on social media went viral. You became a overnight celebrity. What do you do?	Deactivate all my accounts everywhere.
Children of “Karens” what did your parent do?	Locking doors wasn’t allowed or social media
People who don’t use the bathroom while on the clock at work, why?	Boss makes a dollar, I make a twenty. That’s why I poop when time is a-plenty.
What was the first thing you said when you woke up today?	Ah, shit. Here we go again.
You were once a cute little baby and now look at you. What happened?	the cute part is a big assumption but i'd say life and lots of it.
What are your go to TV shows that you'll never get tired of watching over and over again?	The Great British Baking Show
What is your weirdest turn-off?	Attractive people
If Kanye West got famous through making shitty music, what would Kanye North, Kanye South, and Kanye East be famous for?	You are the funny guy in class?
What was your life and death situation story?	Jump off pike’s peak or don’t jump off pike’s peak, I wanted donuts, so I didn’t, I wasn’t considering jumping anyway
As a society, what do you think are some “necessary evils” that we have to keep, or “necessary sacrifices” we have to make to ensure a better future?	Any social security system will have some people abusing it. It's ugly but it's the price we have to pay for helping others.
What is the best movie of all time and why?	Shawshank redemption
When will america have human rights like the rest of the first world?	Loaded question fallacy. Delete your post.
What nicknames do you have for your neighbours who you don’t know?	Mine are.. Saint patrick. Babysitter mom. Shirty mcshirtless
What is that thing that makes you embarrassed but actually its nothing bad?	Dick growing out of my forehead.
if you could meet your mom when she was a child, what would you tell/ask her?	I would tell her to come with me to the eye doctor. She walked around almost blind until she was like 13 because her dumbfuck parents never bothered
How close are you with your neighbors?	About 50 feet away
What are your thoughts that the U.S should adopt a law that requires parents to have a teaching degree in order to "homeschool" their children?	There are many teachers out there who are incapable of teaching. A teaching degree is a hurdle but isn't sufficient validation of a person's capability to teach.
In your opinion, which cover song is better than the original?	I like the cover of this repost.
Would you rather receive something thoughtful and meaningful or expensive and practical? Why?	Practical.Useful. May not be expensive. Because I have alot of trash at house already.
We all know cartoon characters wear the same outfit, but which outfit is your favorite?	I love Steven's star shirt. It even has a lore for why he wears the same shirt all the time.
You have been surprised when you meet someone who looks very different in their photos?	Is this a question or a statement?
Before the internet, what was a cartoon or show that you loved so much but you had to wake up insanely early to watch it?	Curios George man 🥲
What was your best “told you” story that you can never forget?	I've got so many they're all about my little brother. - There was one time I told him not to get involved with a money funneling scam through his bank account. - the time I told him his meth head friend was a piece of shit and would stab him in the back - when I told him his girlfriend was cheating on him and he didn't believe me even though it was super obvious. (She went on a trip to the mountains with his meth head friend in a two-seat convertible and was gone for 10 hours... Doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to solve that mystery) - I told him doing commission life insurance policies was a bad idea he didn't listen. - once he even had the brilliant idea to deliver Yellow Page phone books... in 2014. Yeah... I'm dead serious. He was the king of bad ideas and hard-headedness. I'm not saying I've made all the right moves throughout my life either, but some of these things are just so blatantly obvious Stevie Wonder could have seen it was a poor decision.
What do Asians think of yt people?	YT I'm assuming stands for YouTube people? What an odd question
If X-Men are part of the same Marvel universe, why didn’t they help the Avengers defeat Thanos?	They agreed with him
What random sentence someone once told you has stuck with you?	You’re going to fail at life I use it as my daily motivation
What name would you give a group of people who don’t want to hear about politics in their lives?	Normal people.
If a cyber attack wiped out everyone’s savings and assets tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’d do?	Wait for the corporations and government to bend me over and start fucking.
What’s your “It can’t get any worse,” story?	I was in a accident that should have killed me and when I recovered I found out I have brain cancer
What’s your favorite random snippet of a stranger’s conversation that you’ve overheard?	Some random woman zipping past me and saying “Oh god help me I’m dying.” Then proceeding to say “Waaateerr.” In a smeagle voice I then saw that same woman in a different shop a year later and she once again zipped past me this time shouting “I was looking at the Moroccan ones, quick Tony they’re only 5p.” I’ll make sure to update this if I ever see her again
What’s your scariest/worst scenario of how the world could come to an end?	People wasting resources (food, water, land, etc.) until there's not enough to survive, let alone repair
What happens to underground and above ground miners in a earthquake? Do they just die or are there protections ?	it depends on the country. Modern mines are very structurally sound and built to withstand earthquakes (especially in prone zones like CA). an earthquake is not simply more violent underground unless it is happening right at your feet
Two A-list celebrities are going to make a porno just for you, who are they?	Danny DeVito and Betty White.
How do you avoid being awkward alone from the crowd without leaving if you don't have your phone?	Wash the dishes
Why do you think, we can't be friends?	That comma
What is the Worst Thing You've Ever Done?	Replaced stitching equipments in cookie box with actual cookies.
Like orange and toothpaste, what crossover between fictional characters would absolutely not work?	Dom Toretto and any run away from home
What if humans could cum only once?	The world population would be like 37
In 10 years time, will you be proud of what you are doing now?	10 years is a lot of time to not die of something.
What was your most stupid idea that turned out to be good?	Hasn't turned out to be anything, but why don't we make plastic from grass?
What’s the most uncomfortable/inappropriate things family member has done to you?	My brother teabagged me in my sleep
What’s the worst injury you have experienced in your life?	I broke a bone in my back, I shattered my knee cap and I broke a bone in my foot. But. The worst injury by far was a torn rotator cuff, it was the only one that actually made me cry from the pain
What is the most useless bit of information you can't seem to forget?	Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Who a good person in history that you consider bad?	Gandi. Racist
What are the subtle decisions that everyone makes that will have a huge impact on their life?	Daily workouts
What is an advantage that some people have in life that isn’t widely acknowledged?	Straight, healthy teeth
What is the best revenge story you have and was it satisfying?	I lost him his job, forced him and his wife to change their numbers, responded to gay Craigslist ads with his contact information, had all kinds of random things delivered to his house and a person from my family called in the debt he owed them that was several thousand dollars and threatened to take him to court all within a span of a week.
People who were robbed, what relatively inexpensive item do you miss the most?	a photo of my family. My parents died when years ago. I only had ONE picture of all of use together. Wallet was stolen with that photo.
What’s the creepiest thing that happened to you while home alone?	i heard someone whisper : i can seee you made me shiver and didn't sleep for a few days
What good memories do you have that are from dreams, but still make you happy anyway?	i once dreamt i had a friend over and he told me a joke that i found so funny when i woke up i was still laughing uncontrolably
(Serious) Why Dont you visit Egypt?	Because I live there
Which celebrity have you met in person and did you like them?	I've met a lot of touring metal bands. Most of them have been pretty chill.
Who benefits more from being married? Men Or Women?	The Wedding Organizer...
What is something you will always regret?	Not spending more time with my father before he died.
What is one thing you would like people to say about you at your funeral?	She tried her best.
You've started a band with the best name ever, what is it called?	Wyld Stallyns
When buying a new vehicle from a dealership, what are some tips and tricks that will ensure the buyer gets the best deal?	r/askcarsales. You'll find that the best deal these days is the sticker price.
Would you rather be able to rewind time for one hour, or fast forward one whole year? Why?	Rewind so I have one more hour to procrastinate
How much you rate yourself in terms of human evolution? Are you the best?	I'm an evolutionary disaster. I had countless dental procedures to straighten my teeth (so much so that I'm a case study because I've had functionally everything - including procedures normally mutually exclusive). I like to think I'm good looking now but was certainly a long process to get there. I also have a rare condition where I'm practically paralyzed unless I take a dopamine pill every 4 hours (effectively Parkinson's but the cause is not producing dopamine rather than receptor cells dying but the symptoms are the same). Plus the little things like chronic heartburn, irregular heartbeat, and occasional lung problems. Oh and glasses. Everything is treated so I am no different than anyone else but I can say I only manage by living in this era.
What’s something that most people think is sexually taboo but you find completely normal?	Swallowing your partners "juices" or "bodily fluids".
Those of you who stopped being vegan and went back to eating meat, why?	People who went back to eating animal products were never vegan.
What are some of the creepiest lyrics you've ever heard in a song?	So pretty much this whole song by Deadsy ----------------- "La la la la la la Oh itsy bitsy titsy girl, Where are you? Oh itsy bitsy titsy, Said our love was true. Oh my itsy bitsy titsy, So young and so unused. Now itsy bitsy titsy, Plays a mean hop-scotch. As she does her little ditty, I can stare at her crotch. Oh my itsy bitsy titsy, Little queen of double dutch. Now itsy bitsy titsy girl, Where are you? Oh itsy bitsy titsy, With those eyes so blue. Oh I love how itty bitty, Little blouse is so see through. So itsy bitsy titsy, Now you're off to camp. But I bet, Those itty bitty undies still are damp. I'll be waiting for September, In the playground outside your class. Now itsy bitsy titsy, Quit when I wasn't through. I found a place to keep her hid, Where nobody knew. Now my itsy bitsy titsy, Lights up all of my afternoons. Oh itsy bitsy titsy, As I came she blew. Still she doesnt hold, Her candle to her black silk suit. As she clutches itsy bitsy titsy, Now we're three from two."
What’s a true story that you tell that nobody believes happened?	That someone actually made the love with me. To be fair i find it pretty hard to believe aswell so..
What is the best quick thinking action you have seen?	Guy I know got his foot caught in a grain auger. Started pulling him in and tearing his leg up. Pulled out his pocket knife and cut the rest off.
What’s a motivational quote that puts things in perspective for ya?	Hard work beats talent if talent doesn’t work hard.
Has anyone ever ruined a whole name for you?	The internet ruined the name "dick" for me...
What can drive you, a perfectly sane person, completely insane?	Women on twitter.com
What is the biggest secret you’ve ever kept for someone?	My sister's pregnancies/abortions.
We are so careful not to be racist, sexist, or homophobic... Why is it okay to talk so badly about people from Alabama and Florida? Are they cool with it?	There’s a big ass difference between someone’s race, sexuality, and gender than where they live.
What is the best /sub to post an interesting encounter with a writing spider?	r/authors
What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve witnessed?	I have a story for this. For a while when I was 21, I was homeless and lived at a small homeless shelter. I met a number of interesting people, many with serious mental illnesses. I finally got out, and moved in with two people from the shelter who were around my age, and we managed to get an apartment. One of the three of us invited this guy(let's call him B - maybe around 40 or so) and the woman he was engaged to(Let's call her S, late 30's) to live with us, and without asking, gave the master bedroom to them, which obviously didn't go over well with the rest of us, but we eventually gave in because we'd known them both for a while, and they both SEEMED all there. Spoiler: They weren't. They pulled a lot of stupid shit, but that's not what this story is about. After around 8-9 months of living in the house, we realized we hadn't seen both of them downstairs for longer than a minute or two in at least 3 months, since we were all busy looking for work, saving money, and trying to keep the apartment. We were often out and about, and one month it really seemed like we were going to be evicted because one of my other roommates decided he was going to send all his money to his baby mama a few days before rent was due, so we didn't have enough money for rent. Now, B had promised he would get a job, and he never did, and we called him downstairs to tell him that he needed to get his shit together, we were close to losing the apartment and living on the streets again, and none of us wanted that, and he promised he would get his shit together and seemed to be doing so, until another month came where we were close to losing the place, and we called for B and S, and they didn't respond. Here's where the grossness starts... We open the door, and we are hit with this overwhelming stench of shit, stale cigarettes, spilled beer, piss, BO, and rotting food. The room is almost completely empty, meaning they'd both bailed, who knows how long ago(probably while we were at work or something). The carpet was stained with brown, there were used pads, browned with feces and stained with urine, over 25 2-litre bottles full of bodily fluids with no caps on them, stained mattress covered in cigarette burns, covered entirely in more bodily fluids, and with absolutely filthy pairs of men's underwear strewn all across the room. To top it all off, the additional stench of rancid B.O., since apparently they'd never come downstairs to shower either, was so goddamn awful, that I got physically sick and had to run downstairs to the bathroom. I've worked in a slaughterhouse before, with animal organs and the like being made into food, I've seen plenty of carrion when I've gone hiking, I've lived at a homeless shelter that was rarely cleaned well, and I've seen many other absolutely disgusting things in my life, but nothing has ever come close to that singular room. I can't look at an uncovered mattress now without thinking about it. It was the worst smell I've ever smelled, and the state of the room will forever live in my memory as a reminder that yes, people can live like that.
What are some ways to be a better person and live a fulfilling life?	be nice volunteer somewhere - seriously if you ever wanted an all around uplifting experience volunteer with any organization
What's your cliché, highly implausible porn scenario that actually happened in real life?	I fucked my son's girlfriend.
What is the best place you have lived for free?	Canary Wharf London, my job pays for my accommodation, and they pay me more money for being in London. Pretty sweet deal.
What is one question you’ve always wanted to ask but never have because you dreaded the answer?	can i be forgiven
How do you unwind after work?	Video games
You are know able to rewind time. what would you do?	how far?
What adult joke from a children's tv series or movie made you go "wait wtf?"	regular show had me like wtf
What are some good alternatives to plastic packaging?	Paper packaging
What is an excellent family movie to watch with kids?	Wonder
What's with all the hate for Jeff Bezos?	He could personally wipe out hunger and wants to go to space
What is a brilliant concept but is most of the times poorly executed?	Communism
Which do you prefer, burgers or pizza?	Burgers on pizza.
What song has helped you to better understand yourself at one point or another in your life?	Thank you by Alanis Morrisette. Cultivating gratitude is really important to me and this reminded me of why it’s important.
What’s something makes you emotional (or even cry) that doesn’t make most people emotional?	Today I was listening to some older Ariana Grande songs with their music videos. I was in tears when I got to ‘The Way’. It was a song with Ariana Grande and Mac Miller talking about how they love each other so much. They gave each other a lot of affection (not sexual) and looked so happy with each other. Sadly, on September 7, 2018 Mac Miller passed away from a drug overdose in his LA apartment. Ariana Grande was still grieving his death while dating Pete Davidson that caused them to break up. Now she is happily married to Dalton Gomez. That music video probably gets arianators (Big Ariana Grande fans) in the feels every time. I feel so bad for her :(
What if you're wrong?	Learn from it.
For those who had a middle school, do you find it redundant? Why or why not?	No, it's just a progression in your education. A lot of the things you learn are redundant, not the building
Your username is who saves you from death, who is it?	Guess I’ll never know
Whats the worst thing you've done?	stabbed someone with a pencil
What are your best puns on food?	Maybe a lame one but since I love Mexican, I usually would say: Let's Give 'em Something to Taco 'Bout
People who don't live in the country relevant to the question. Such as people of the UK questions. Why do you answer the question?	Because we’re basically like the parents of your country and we need to give you our unwanted opinion.

What would be the exact words to come out of your mouth when you find out that we are actually the puppets of Charles Darwin's show called 'Survival of the fittest' ?

look mom in on television

If Canada were a person, would you have sex with them and why?

Nah. I'd never fuck a girl who calls ham bacon.

What is something you hear that immediately makes your eyes roll?

And that’s on periodt

What is your favorite History joke?

How are the Twin Towers and gender the similar? There use to be two of them but now it's a touchy subject.

What is your typical reply to websites' "Which cookies do you accept" dialogs?

Check options for removing all cookies.

What’s better: PlayStation or Xbox ?

Atari

What’s the most worrying thing you’ve heard a member of staff say before you went on a roller coaster?

wait what!? what's this red light for?

What was the most recent video rabbit hole you've gone down?

Idiots in cars

What actor or actress are you tired of seeing in the same type of role over and over again?

Jason Statham.

You wake up tomorrow, one of your post on social media went viral. You became a overnight celebrity. What do you do?

Deactivate all my accounts everywhere.

Children of “Karens” what did your parent do?

Locking doors wasn’t allowed or social media

People who don’t use the bathroom while on the clock at work, why?

Boss makes a dollar, I make a twenty. That’s why I poop when time is a-plenty.

What was the first thing you said when you woke up today?

Ah, shit. Here we go again.

You were once a cute little baby and now look at you. What happened?

the cute part is a big assumption but i'd say life and lots of it.

What are your go to TV shows that you'll never get tired of watching over and over again?

The Great British Baking Show

What is your weirdest turn-off?

Attractive people

If Kanye West got famous through making shitty music, what would Kanye North, Kanye South, and Kanye East be famous for?

You are the funny guy in class?

What was your life and death situation story?

Jump off pike’s peak or don’t jump off pike’s peak, I wanted donuts, so I didn’t, I wasn’t considering jumping anyway

As a society, what do you think are some “necessary evils” that we have to keep, or “necessary sacrifices” we have to make to ensure a better future?

Any social security system will have some people abusing it. It's ugly but it's the price we have to pay for helping others.

What is the best movie of all time and why?

Shawshank redemption

When will america have human rights like the rest of the first world?

Loaded question fallacy. Delete your post.

What nicknames do you have for your neighbours who you don’t know?

Mine are.. Saint patrick. Babysitter mom. Shirty mcshirtless

What is that thing that makes you embarrassed but actually its nothing bad?

Dick growing out of my forehead.

if you could meet your mom when she was a child, what would you tell/ask her?

I would tell her to come with me to the eye doctor. She walked around almost blind until she was like 13 because her dumbfuck parents never bothered

How close are you with your neighbors?

About 50 feet away

What are your thoughts that the U.S should adopt a law that requires parents to have a teaching degree in order to "homeschool" their children?

There are many teachers out there who are incapable of teaching. A teaching degree is a hurdle but isn't sufficient validation of a person's capability to teach.

In your opinion, which cover song is better than the original?

I like the cover of this repost.

Would you rather receive something thoughtful and meaningful or expensive and practical? Why?

Practical.Useful. May not be expensive. Because I have alot of trash at house already.

We all know cartoon characters wear the same outfit, but which outfit is your favorite?

I love Steven's star shirt. It even has a lore for why he wears the same shirt all the time.

You have been surprised when you meet someone who looks very different in their photos?

Is this a question or a statement?

Before the internet, what was a cartoon or show that you loved so much but you had to wake up insanely early to watch it?

Curios George man 🥲

What was your best “told you” story that you can never forget?

I've got so many they're all about my little brother. - There was one time I told him not to get involved with a money funneling scam through his bank account. - the time I told him his meth head friend was a piece of shit and would stab him in the back - when I told him his girlfriend was cheating on him and he didn't believe me even though it was *super* obvious. (She went on a trip to the mountains with his meth head friend in a two-seat convertible and was gone for 10 hours... Doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to solve that mystery) - I told him doing commission life insurance policies was a bad idea he didn't listen. - once he even had the brilliant idea to deliver Yellow Page phone books... in 2014. Yeah... I'm dead serious. He was the king of bad ideas and hard-headedness. I'm not saying I've made all the right moves throughout my life either, but some of these things are just so blatantly obvious Stevie Wonder could have seen it was a poor decision.

What do Asians think of yt people?

YT I'm assuming stands for YouTube people? What an odd question

If X-Men are part of the same Marvel universe, why didn’t they help the Avengers defeat Thanos?

They agreed with him

What random sentence someone once told you has stuck with you?

You’re going to fail at life I use it as my daily motivation

What name would you give a group of people who don’t want to hear about politics in their lives?

Normal people.

If a cyber attack wiped out everyone’s savings and assets tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’d do?

Wait for the corporations and government to bend me over and start fucking.

What’s your “It can’t get any worse,” story?

I was in a accident that should have killed me and when I recovered I found out I have brain cancer

What’s your favorite random snippet of a stranger’s conversation that you’ve overheard?

Some random woman zipping past me and saying “Oh god help me I’m dying.” Then proceeding to say “Waaateerr.” In a smeagle voice I then saw that same woman in a different shop a year later and she once again zipped past me this time shouting “I was looking at the Moroccan ones, quick Tony they’re only 5p.” I’ll make sure to update this if I ever see her again

What’s your scariest/worst scenario of how the world could come to an end?

People wasting resources (food, water, land, etc.) until there's not enough to survive, let alone repair

What happens to underground and above ground miners in a earthquake? Do they just die or are there protections ?

it depends on the country. Modern mines are very structurally sound and built to withstand earthquakes (especially in prone zones like CA). an earthquake is not simply more violent underground unless it is happening right at your feet

Two A-list celebrities are going to make a porno just for you, who are they?

Danny DeVito and Betty White.

How do you avoid being awkward alone from the crowd without leaving if you don't have your phone?

Wash the dishes

Why do you think, we can't be friends?

That comma

What is the Worst Thing You've Ever Done?

Replaced stitching equipments in cookie box with actual cookies.

Like orange and toothpaste, what crossover between fictional characters would absolutely not work?

Dom Toretto and any run away from home

What if humans could cum only once?

The world population would be like 37

In 10 years time, will you be proud of what you are doing now?

10 years is a lot of time to not die of something.

What was your most stupid idea that turned out to be good?

Hasn't turned out to be anything, but why don't we make plastic from grass?

What’s the most uncomfortable/inappropriate things family member has done to you?

My brother teabagged me in my sleep

What’s the worst injury you have experienced in your life?

I broke a bone in my back, I shattered my knee cap and I broke a bone in my foot. But. *The* worst injury by far was a torn rotator cuff, it was the only one that actually made me cry from the pain

What is the most useless bit of information you can't seem to forget?

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Who a good person in history that you consider bad?

Gandi. Racist

What are the subtle decisions that everyone makes that will have a huge impact on their life?

Daily workouts

What is an advantage that some people have in life that isn’t widely acknowledged?

Straight, healthy teeth

What is the best revenge story you have and was it satisfying?

I lost him his job, forced him and his wife to change their numbers, responded to gay Craigslist ads with his contact information, had all kinds of random things delivered to his house and a person from my family called in the debt he owed them that was several thousand dollars and threatened to take him to court all within a span of a week.

People who were robbed, what relatively inexpensive item do you miss the most?

a photo of my family. My parents died when years ago. I only had ONE picture of all of use together. Wallet was stolen with that photo.

What’s the creepiest thing that happened to you while home alone?

i heard someone whisper : i can seee you made me shiver and didn't sleep for a few days

What good memories do you have that are from dreams, but still make you happy anyway?

i once dreamt i had a friend over and he told me a joke that i found so funny when i woke up i was still laughing uncontrolably

(Serious) Why Dont you visit Egypt?

Because I live there

Which celebrity have you met in person and did you like them?

I've met a lot of touring metal bands. Most of them have been pretty chill.

Who benefits more from being married? Men Or Women?

The Wedding Organizer...

What is something you will always regret?

Not spending more time with my father before he died.

What is one thing you would like people to say about you at your funeral?

She tried her best.

You've started a band with the best name ever, what is it called?

Wyld Stallyns

When buying a new vehicle from a dealership, what are some tips and tricks that will ensure the buyer gets the best deal?

r/askcarsales. You'll find that the best deal these days is the sticker price.

Would you rather be able to rewind time for one hour, or fast forward one whole year? Why?

Rewind so I have one more hour to procrastinate

How much you rate yourself in terms of human evolution? Are you the best?

I'm an evolutionary disaster. I had countless dental procedures to straighten my teeth (so much so that I'm a case study because I've had functionally everything - including procedures normally mutually exclusive). I like to think I'm good looking now but was certainly a long process to get there. I also have a rare condition where I'm practically paralyzed unless I take a dopamine pill every 4 hours (effectively Parkinson's but the cause is not producing dopamine rather than receptor cells dying but the symptoms are the same). Plus the little things like chronic heartburn, irregular heartbeat, and occasional lung problems. Oh and glasses. Everything is treated so I am no different than anyone else but I can say I only manage by living in this era.

What’s something that most people think is sexually taboo but you find completely normal?

Swallowing your partners "juices" or "bodily fluids".

Those of you who stopped being vegan and went back to eating meat, why?

People who went back to eating animal products were never vegan.

What are some of the creepiest lyrics you've ever heard in a song?

So pretty much this whole song by Deadsy ----------------- "La la la la la la Oh itsy bitsy titsy girl, Where are you? Oh itsy bitsy titsy, Said our love was true. Oh my itsy bitsy titsy, So young and so unused. Now itsy bitsy titsy, Plays a mean hop-scotch. As she does her little ditty, I can stare at her crotch. Oh my itsy bitsy titsy, Little queen of double dutch. Now itsy bitsy titsy girl, Where are you? Oh itsy bitsy titsy, With those eyes so blue. Oh I love how itty bitty, Little blouse is so see through. So itsy bitsy titsy, Now you're off to camp. But I bet, Those itty bitty undies still are damp. I'll be waiting for September, In the playground outside your class. Now itsy bitsy titsy, Quit when I wasn't through. I found a place to keep her hid, Where nobody knew. Now my itsy bitsy titsy, Lights up all of my afternoons. Oh itsy bitsy titsy, As I came she blew. Still she doesnt hold, Her candle to her black silk suit. As she clutches itsy bitsy titsy, Now we're three from two."

What’s a true story that you tell that nobody believes happened?

That someone actually made the love with me. To be fair i find it pretty hard to believe aswell so..

What is the best quick thinking action you have seen?

Guy I know got his foot caught in a grain auger. Started pulling him in and tearing his leg up. Pulled out his pocket knife and cut the rest off.

What’s a motivational quote that puts things in perspective for ya?

Hard work beats talent if talent doesn’t work hard.

Has anyone ever ruined a whole name for you?

The internet ruined the name "dick" for me...

What can drive you, a perfectly sane person, completely insane?

Women on twitter.com

What is the biggest secret you’ve ever kept for someone?

My sister's pregnancies/abortions.

We are so careful not to be racist, sexist, or homophobic... Why is it okay to talk so badly about people from Alabama and Florida? Are they cool with it?

There’s a big ass difference between someone’s race, sexuality, and gender than where they live.

What is the best /sub to post an interesting encounter with a writing spider?

r/authors

What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve witnessed?

I have a story for this. For a while when I was 21, I was homeless and lived at a small homeless shelter. I met a number of interesting people, many with serious mental illnesses. I finally got out, and moved in with two people from the shelter who were around my age, and we managed to get an apartment. One of the three of us invited this guy(let's call him B - maybe around 40 or so) and the woman he was engaged to(Let's call her S, late 30's) to live with us, and without asking, gave the master bedroom to them, which obviously didn't go over well with the rest of us, but we eventually gave in because we'd known them both for a while, and they both SEEMED all there. Spoiler: They weren't. They pulled a lot of stupid shit, but that's not what this story is about. After around 8-9 months of living in the house, we realized we hadn't seen both of them downstairs for longer than a minute or two in at least 3 months, since we were all busy looking for work, saving money, and trying to keep the apartment. We were often out and about, and one month it really seemed like we were going to be evicted because one of my other roommates decided he was going to send all his money to his baby mama a few days before rent was due, so we didn't have enough money for rent. Now, B had promised he would get a job, and he never did, and we called him downstairs to tell him that he needed to get his shit together, we were close to losing the apartment and living on the streets again, and none of us wanted that, and he promised he would get his shit together and seemed to be doing so, until another month came where we were close to losing the place, and we called for B and S, and they didn't respond. Here's where the grossness starts... We open the door, and we are hit with this overwhelming stench of shit, stale cigarettes, spilled beer, piss, BO, and rotting food. The room is almost completely empty, meaning they'd both bailed, who knows how long ago(probably while we were at work or something). The carpet was stained with brown, there were used pads, browned with feces and stained with urine, over 25 2-litre bottles full of bodily fluids with no caps on them, stained mattress covered in cigarette burns, covered entirely in more bodily fluids, and with absolutely filthy pairs of men's underwear strewn all across the room. To top it all off, the additional stench of rancid B.O., since apparently they'd never come downstairs to shower either, was so goddamn awful, that I got physically sick and had to run downstairs to the bathroom. I've worked in a slaughterhouse before, with animal organs and the like being made into food, I've seen plenty of carrion when I've gone hiking, I've lived at a homeless shelter that was rarely cleaned well, and I've seen many other absolutely disgusting things in my life, but nothing has ever come close to that singular room. I can't look at an uncovered mattress now without thinking about it. It was the worst smell I've ever smelled, and the state of the room will forever live in my memory as a reminder that yes, people can live like that.

What are some ways to be a better person and live a fulfilling life?

be nice volunteer somewhere - seriously if you ever wanted an all around uplifting experience volunteer with any organization

What's your cliché, highly implausible porn scenario that actually happened in real life?

I fucked my son's girlfriend.

What is the best place you have lived for free?

Canary Wharf London, my job pays for my accommodation, and they pay me more money for being in London. Pretty sweet deal.

What is one question you’ve always wanted to ask but never have because you dreaded the answer?

can i be forgiven

How do you unwind after work?

Video games

You are know able to rewind time. what would you do?

how far?

What adult joke from a children's tv series or movie made you go "wait wtf?"

regular show had me like wtf

What are some good alternatives to plastic packaging?

Paper packaging

What is an excellent family movie to watch with kids?

Wonder

What's with all the hate for Jeff Bezos?

He could personally wipe out hunger and wants to go to space

What is a brilliant concept but is most of the times poorly executed?

Communism

Which do you prefer, burgers or pizza?

Burgers *on* pizza.

What song has helped you to better understand yourself at one point or another in your life?

Thank you by Alanis Morrisette. Cultivating gratitude is really important to me and this reminded me of why it’s important.

What’s something makes you emotional (or even cry) that doesn’t make most people emotional?

Today I was listening to some older Ariana Grande songs with their music videos. I was in tears when I got to ‘The Way’. It was a song with Ariana Grande and Mac Miller talking about how they love each other so much. They gave each other a lot of affection (not sexual) and looked so happy with each other. Sadly, on September 7, 2018 Mac Miller passed away from a drug overdose in his LA apartment. Ariana Grande was still grieving his death while dating Pete Davidson that caused them to break up. Now she is happily married to Dalton Gomez. That music video probably gets arianators (Big Ariana Grande fans) in the feels every time. I feel so bad for her :(

What if you're wrong?

Learn from it.

For those who had a middle school, do you find it redundant? Why or why not?

No, it's just a progression in your education. A lot of the things you learn are redundant, not the building

Your username is who saves you from death, who is it?

Guess I’ll never know

Whats the worst thing you've done?

stabbed someone with a pencil

What are your best puns on food?

Maybe a lame one but since I love Mexican, I usually would say: Let's Give 'em Something to Taco 'Bout

People who don't live in the country relevant to the question. Such as people of the UK questions. Why do you answer the question?

Because we’re basically like the parents of your country and we need to give you our unwanted opinion.