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What’s the best Fast food burger?
From what I’ve had (in the uk) has to be five guys.
What made you realize your partner didn't love you anymore?
She told me she wanted a divorce. Caught me completely off guard.
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Most definitely cats
what would you say would be the most worst superpower to have?
Turning everything to stone that you touch
what is the first thing you thought when u woke up after sleep?
"Fuck, I survived again"
Who was your first love?
I'll do you one better, Why is your first love?
You're sent back 2500 years with immortality, a backpack, and the ability to comprehend infinity. What do you bring?
Vaccinations
How do you deal with someone annoying?
Getting rid of this person
What is your favorite movie mistake?
Stormtrooper bumping his head upon entering door frame.
If you could make one small change about your country's economy, what would it be?
Probably the same one I would suggest to any western country: Tax the rich appropriately.
What's a good quality brand to get men's pj sets from?
Saxx is nice! Expensive though
What's the weirdest unexplainable thing that happened to you?
Happened few hours ago. Was on crosstrainer which stands in our garage on opposite side of Cars. So when using it I look right at the car. Its usually dark cause it lights up with sensors but because I am always at same spot on crosstrainer its always pitchblack when doing so. Suddenly car in front of me for some reason lights up his left carlight in front for like 2 seconds while I was doing cross. Then it went out but little light inside car was also activated and kept it on for like 30 seconds. NO IDEA how this was possible
What the fuck are you looking at?
ಡ_ಡ
Most people hate furries. Why?
I would assume its because they're afraid to try new things!
What is one movie that everyone should watch?
The Shawshank Redemption
What do you use as a salad spinner?
A clean dishtowel
What should one never do around there co workers?
Be friends.
What's the scariest thing about life?
You never know when it’s your ti-
What's a dream you wished was real after waking up?
My cat still being alive.
What is the scariest thing. That has ever happened to you or somebody you know?
Got his nuts crushed by a bull
What's your scariest, true, ghost story?
Spooky ghost got all its ectoplasm everywhere!
Ladies: How attractive is it if he plays the drums?
That depends on how, where and what state of undress he's playing them.
Non-US individuals, what are your thoughts and experiences on/with US Military installations and presence in your country?
I'll let you take a guess. 2003. "Weapons of mass destruction".
People who are having a bbq. What's the best meat to cook?
For barbecue you can't beat brisket. I'll happily take pork butt/shoulder, too.
What trend died, but sort-of came back?
Emo
What ingredients or life experiences do you think help cultivate/create an interesting/boring human personality?
Traveling with an open mind.
If healthy foods require less processing than it’s unhealthier alternative, why is it more expensive?
Unhealthy foods are inexpensive because they've been in production so long that their production pipeline is extremely efficient.
People who did super secret work. What is something you can share now, that you couldn't before?
Dad (died 2016) was in the Navy and on one of the ships in the blockade that was part of the Cuban Missile Crisis. The official story is that no American ship fired any shots. A few months before he died Dad said his ship was one of several that fired shots.
If you can subscribe to only 5 youtubers only who will you subscribe?
VSauce JCS That Chapter Coffeehouse Crime BBC Sherlock.
If you had to perform emergency surgery in the middle of the woods for a ruptured spleen and you could only get access to one surgical device, what would you choose and why?
A dr. Simply because I don’t know what I’m doing.
What is the biggest kitchen disaster that you have ever witnessed?
Put wet chicken into hot oil...biggest mistake I'll never make again. I still have a burn mark from that day
What would happen after a few years if it started raining every day in a very dry/sandy desert?
A ton of flooding, possibly it would create a new lake.
What was the thing that made you realise, damn life is really worth it?
I often times forget how valuable and short life is. As sad as it is, whenever I see others in unfortunate circumstances or hear about someone I knew at some point die, those are the times I realize that life is precious and to appreciate everything, the big and the small. I try to keep that feeling ever present whenever it hits me profoundly, but it's hard to not be complacent.
When did people start getting obese? Invention of tv, microwave, fast food, video games, computers and stationary jobs? Thoughts 💭?
Obesity has always been a thing. Historically, it was mostly the wealthy/royalty who would constantly eat grand feasts without ever doing anything physical to burn off the calories. Many medieval kings/queens were actually fat, as can be seen in their paintings. At the time, fat was actually considered beautiful as a result because it was associated with being rich and powerful. So basically, obesity has existed from the moment there were positions in society where people could obtain large quantities of food without doing shit.
Been thinking about playing a prank on friend. What are some voice changers that are free or ad-free?
Why bother with ad free? If anything it will only weird them out more if this stranger with a garbled voice has to stop talking every now and then to let some random commercial play.
Whats a solid film start to finish?
Shawshank redemption
Fellow robots what have you learned from the fleshlings?
Man likes to yank urinary appendage when wife is at work.
What is an object you’re so used to see as trash in the streets that it seems as part of a normal landscape to you?
Face masks.
What do you like so much that other people think is weird?
Reaction videos. Makes me feel like I'm watching with friends cause my real friends are on their phones all the time.
What’s a song lyric that you heard wrong?
*I try to pass the night away with somebody new/* *But they don't have a* ***shower***, I compare them to you. The actual lyrics is 'they don't have a shot when I compare them to you'. The song is Find U Again, by Camila Cabello.
How vivid and clear are your memories?
Sadly way too vivid and clear... would do anything to forget half of it.
What are you going to do to take care of yourself today?
WATCH TV ALL DAY
What’s the strangest thing you’ve seen while driving?
A girl giving a man oral pleasure while they were both in the front seat of his Ice Cream truck...
What’s something you’re proud of?
Going back to study.
Where did you grow up (country) and what languages do you speak?
I grew up in Iowa in the USA. I speak English and Spanish, and a little very poor Portuguese.
What is your most intereseting truth or dare experience?
I got a blowjob from a girl I was friends with while another one of her friends watched.
What food(s) never fail to make your digestive system erupt in anger?
Spicy hotpot
The last beverage you drank is now the only thing you can drink for one year. How are you doing at the end of the year?
Red Bull. My year would be a bright but brief candle
What would you name your pet skink?
Skunk
What is something so gay that it’s straight, something so straight that it’s gay, and something so asexual that it is overly sexual?
Washing your ass. Plain and simple, basic hygiene, feels mega gay, feels normal, also feels very sexual. I’m not sorry
What's a "guilty pleasure" song or band that you only listen to when no one is around?
Pretty much any band I happen to like is a guilty pleasure. I have shitty taste in literally everything.
Have you had dog/cat food before ? Did u get ill? How was it ?
We've all had a bite of a dog biscuit for a laugh haven't we?
What is the purpose of putting pronouns in your twitter bio?
Narcissistic people think strangers are going to care about what they like to be referred to as.
If you were to switch gender for a day, what's the first thing you would do?
See if I could still piss for distance.
What do you consider as cheating?
Mutually receiving romantic or sexual stimulation from someone else when you're in a monogamous relationship
What are some species that were thought to have been extinct but were later found to still be alive?
Coelacanth is probably the prime example. People thought it was extinct for millions of years until we discovered that they are still around but just live way too deep for us to ever really come across them, alive or dead. Although the "living fossil" thing attributed to them is a bit unscientific, as they just live in a "part" of the world where evolution just doesn't really need to adjust that much.
If you could push a button that would completely solve climate change, but in the process would create the world's first trillionaire and exacerbate wealth inequality even more, would you do it? Why or why not?
Yes. The wealth gap is only increasing anyway, so at least this way climate change would be fixed
Taking religion, as a whole out of the equation, does science point to anything remotely similar to an afterlife?
No. We do not know anything about the state of consciousness after death. We don't even have a standardized definition for consciousness or the mind.
What's something you're glad your parents have no idea about?
Quantum tunneling.
If you could have any super power what would it be?
This one is always an instant answer for me: mind control.
What abnormal habit did you start as a child and still do to this day?
Ever since we've had budgies in the kitchen I can't grab a bowl or cup without blowing into it. No more budgies but I still do it.
When did you stop violence with even more violence?
I threatend to beat the shit out of my dad if he ever hit me again. Never got hit again.
What is something your date could do that would ruin a "perfect" first date?
Treat the wait staff like shit.
What‘s a vague summary of your favorite game?
Stuff happens then other stuff, followed by more stuff, then it ends
Your username is now the name of a museum. What exhibits does your museum feature?
Turkeys, sex positions, and butts.
What’s it like donating at a sperm bank?
The one bank you leave with an empty sack
Nerds, What do you do to stay nerdy?
Wear nerdy glasses, be innocent and introverted
What college course do you wish had existed? And why?
"How To bullshit your way out of anything 101"
How do you think the world would change if everybody woke up tomorrow truly altruistic, even towards total strangers? Would there be any negative consequences to society?
We’d probably all starve to death in doorways, far too polite for any of us to go first.
What is the simplest thing someone has ever done to make your day?
Gave me a hug.
If all of your Incognito Google searches were recorded till now and sent to your parents, What do you think will be the one Search that will make your parents so proud of you?
I don't even know tbh. Most of my incognito google searches are things which I am too embarrassed to ask
How would the sports world change if every sport had a violent twist to it?
Superstars would be worth less money because career ending injuries would be more prominent.
How do you pronounce monke?
M as in monke O as in onke N as in nke K as in ke E as is e. Phebe Buffey style
What celebrity has a weird side gig that not too many people know about?
I think a ton of people know about this but the creator of Dilbert is a fervent and outspoken Trump supporter and is a conspiracy theorist
What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to someone you know?
A kid I know got a boner in front of the entire year in gym class at the end of a meditation exercise. I laughed about it a little, but I was the only one who consoled him about it. I reminded him about it and fortunately he laughed about it.
What is something women do that they think men like, but they actually hate it?
Taking a piece of your food, especially when they already have theirs. It's not quirky or cute
What’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve seen an adult say/do to a child that turned out to be appropriate?
What a weird question
What's the last thing you remember right before you fell asleep last night?
Yer mom.
What is one thing normalized that shouldn’t be?
Reposting this question every single day.
What is something (law, social norm etc) completely outdated that society still follows?
Religion and religious influence.
What was your "Fine, I'll do it myself" moment?
Every group project where the group is comprised of your friends.
What is something that takes a long time but is completely worth it?
Learning a new language to fluency.
What’s something you witnessed as a child that you didn’t really notice, but you realized how messed up it was once you grew up?
Abusive marriage. If you grow up with it, it seems like all parents are like this as you hardly ever get an insight into other families that much, but I quickly realised how fucked up my parents relationship was when I first had any kind of comparison to other marriages.
What Is the weirdest thing the students at your school have done?
Have sex with teachers in the classrooms
People That Live At The Beach, What Do You Guys Do There All Year?
Enjoy the shit out of it. I start every day with a walk on the beach with my dogs and I surf just about year-round. The offseason is my favorite. It's so much nicer without all of the tourists.
If you could choose your heaven, what would it be?
a bit like mine craft only with better graphics and more options, endless unrestricted creation
What do you predict the Israel-Syria relationship will look like over the course of the next five years?
One way or another that story ends with an explosion.
What should you NEVER do on a first date?
Talk about the ex
What does it mean to be weird in a refreshing way?
Not creepy.
What is the weirdest thing on your bucket list that you have already done?
I sang Danke Schoen in front of a massive crowd
What TV series gave you the strongest reaction when it was over and what did you feel?
Game of Thrones. It sucked so fucking bad it inspired me to write my own series.
You may choose a superpower, but the first reply may choose its sideeffect. What do you choose?
Teleport
What does the opposite sex do that you wish that you could do, but it’s not anatomically feasible or it’s socially frowned upon?
last time i went out in public with my little pony mini skirt, people lost their shit with my balls hanging in the wind
If you had 28 days to prepare to be transported 10,000 years in the past, what would you do / bring?
does it have to be carriable? because i'm thinking lots of guns and ammo and tons of battery packs and solar panels. plus a lot of building tools and fishing equipment. tons of meds and books and tools to make more meds. I would basically want a good sized bunker and all the stuff that goes with it.
What is a good yet simple romantic gift?
king kong dildo
What's the best thing about being a human being?
We're the collision between the falling angel and the rising ape, Earth's most badass invasive species *ever*. If we had the guts we'd even conquer space.
What is something you have done both as a kid and while drunk, but not as a sober adult?
Shit my pants.
When was a time that you clapped back or punched back so hard the other person just shutdown?
Looking for material to post on r/iamverybadass, OP?
What is a food you despise?
Anything healthy.
Which game would you consider to be a work of art and it has such a beautiful scenery and music that you can spend hours running around and listening to the sound track?
Visual: What Remains of Edith Finch Soundtrack: Frostpunk