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When's a time that fighting fire with fire actually succeeded?
Most forest fires use this. It combats the fire and also reduces the main fires fuel to prevent it from spreading. Also War
What's a song you love by a singer/band you ordinarily hate OR a song you hate by a singer/band you ordinarily love?
i hate U2. hate them. i still haven't found what i'm looking for is one of the most beautiful songs i've ever heard.
How do you keep up with Asians in study groups?
You are one
Why should/shouldn’t you tip at Sonic?
They only take gold rings
If your cat could talk, what would (s)he complain about?
Not being allowed outside to eat the nommy grass
Who here thinks they have the most interesting thing in their pocket right now and what is it?
I have coins from 3 different countries
What TV show are you currently bingeing?
Invincible
What's your worst autocorrect moment?
I emailed leadership team (CEO, CFO, CIO .. and so on) about IT issue I resolved. In the end i put "Sorry for the inconvenience", but i misspelled it and it got autocorrected to "incontinence"
What's the most used social app in your country?
WhatsApp.
What is your go-to comfort movie?
Repo Man or Goonies
If you could have an item from your childhood, what would it be?
An old typewriter my dad bought me.
What's the most satisfying thing in your life?
A good night's sleep
Why are you sad/happy right now?
im going to go hit golf balls with my grandpa at our vacation house
(serious) What's your favorite random fact?
Clouds weigh 1.1 million pounds on average.
People who don't trust Politicians, what is your reason why you don't have trust in Politicians?
Is this a trick question? I mean, just about every politician has literally been caught lying numerous times.
How can you periodically check for spyware on your personal devices like phones and tablets?
Malwarebytes is good and free Edit: maybe not for phones and tablets
What popular food do you think is overrated?
Avocados. I don't like guacamole. Maybe I've never had *good* guacamole. Avocados just have no flavor to me. Maybe there's something wrong with me.
You see a Bigfoot doing jumping jacks in the middle of an open field as clear as day, and at the exact same time you see a giant Mothership UFO high up in the sky but blurry and swirly as shit- Your camera has enough space for one more jpeg - What do?
Dick pic
What do you think would be the outcome of the Joker's ship experiment from The Dark Knight in today's social climate?
Both ships would be goners.
When people say 'Harry Potter is the best Fantasy book series', what do you give them as a counter?
I don't. Let people like what they like. You think your average Potter fan is gonna dig on N.K. Jemisin or Joe Abercrombie? Why piss up a rope? Now if someone were to *ask*...
Mexican immigrants in Canada, why do so many of you sit at Superstore for hours right by the front door?
We are not sitting, we are building a tunnel with our feet
What life advice would you give to your younger self?
Don't throw desks at poeple
What do you think is the most "Overrated" TV SHOW ever?
Friends
If you had one wish granted to you, what would you wish for?
to not be depressed
Before inventing the fridge, what did people used to open and close when they were bored and/or distracted?
Bottle of whisky
What do you eat when you’re almost broke?
lots of rice, beans and noodles. dry foods are really cheap if you have access to a way to cook them
When did common sense die?
Common sense has never really been that common.
What's the weirdest bit of spam emails or texts you've received?
I get "150 dollars off!" by a sketchy restaurant I've never heard of. Their number is marked spam by many
What was a moment you had that made feel like you’re really good at your job/parenting/being a friend, etc.?
when I was sous chef at a diner, on a Saturday with a full house (104 seats) & a line out the door waiting 30-45min for tables, I was running the kitchen, calling tickets & expediting the food to the pass. my head chef was working prep & my executive chef was talking with him. I ran past them into the walk-in for some product & on my way back to the line my executive chef said to me, 'chef, you just expo'd a $2,325 hour, that's the biggest hour the restaurant has ever seen in it's 12 years; how do you feel?' without stopping I said, 'we have the best line in the city — these guys are awesome!'
How did you beat your bully?
Dude got hooked on meth, he beat himself
How much would you really care if you got genital herpes?
I'd go 0 to 0 real quick. I wouldn't give a fuck whatsoever.
What is a phrase or statement used today that someone wouldn't understand in 2000?
“Can you Doordash some food? I’ll venmo you!”
If you could kill 1 person in your family, who would it be?
Me
To your left is an object that will destroy the world; what is it?
A waterbottle. I guess I'm going to piss of the British first
What was the food that you always dreamt of having but after trying felt disgusting?
Fondant. Literally looks so fucking good. Is absolutely disgusting
What’s a white lie you’ve told that turned into a bigger issue?
I told a co workers I have “my own place”. He constantly comes to me for advice on home ownership. I live with my mom.
What is a weird thing you can do with your body?
I can bleed for a week once a month and not die.
What's the worst experience you've had renting an apartment?
Crackheads running around with homemade weapons and a sprinkle of roaches in the building
You get offered the chance to go back in time and have a conversation with your 16-year old self, what are you saying?
Stop starving yourself for people who literally don’t matter.
What book that was written prior to 1900 should everyone attempt to read at least once?
Sun Tzu Art of War - probably the best book on human psychology from the ancient era
How would the Earth be in 30 years?
30 years of lockdown people start dying of boredom
What are the chances of COVID19 being a Bioweapon?
I mean I wouldn't be surprised
What fictional character did nothing wrong but got the short end of the stick anyway?
Jesus
What's the worst case of mob mentality that you've seen?
Observe: I'm a vegan btw
How can we correct our mistakes?
By learning from them.
Those of you who use soap on your legs in the shower, why do you do It!?
to clean my legs?
What’s the craziest thing that you have heard while faking being asleep?
“Pull it out slowly, or the fart will wake everyone up”. To this day don’t know if she meant a queef or if she was taking it in the ass.
What's supposed to be a positive saying but really isn't?
“Everything happens for a reason”. I do not want to hear this if a close friend/family member has just died, let me grieve and realise the sorrow of the occasion without having to have an existential crisis.
What is something that people doesn’t realise is a privilege?
Speaking your mind.
People who've met an friend from online irl, how'd it go?
We’ve been together for almost 11 years now with a 7 year old son, I’d say that’s pretty good
You have a Microphone given to you that can connect to every radio station and Speaker in the world you have 35 seconds to say something what will you say and why?
Y’all need to stop being cunts. Also, drink lots of water and wear sunscreen. Peace out.
For the depressed people, do you ever regret having opened up to people about how you felt?
Always.
What celebrities do you think are really good people?
Keanu Danny Devito
[Serious] What should you always do on a first date?
Be yourself.
How do you know when you love someone?
You have feeling in the peepee area up to your tum tums… these are very scientific terms.
What's the weirdest thing you do that you offer ZERO excuses for?
happy cakeday OP!
How successful was jeffrey epstien?
At what? Being a decent human being? 0/10
If you would erase a part of human history, what would be it and why?
Covid 19. Get me the fuck outta here
What's your favorite dessert that most people in the world have probably never tried?
Flan. It's not exactly hard to find, but many people havnt tried it.
What is your favorite genre of music?
Sludge Metal and Post Punk
Who killed Captain Alex?
Whoever Alex crossed
Where to find help with vet bills?
6 days ago you were spamming a GoFundMe because your car was broken into. Surely you understand why anybody would be hesitant to donate anything to you.
What social media platform is just the worst?
Facebook. Hookups gossip and more hookups. Disgusting. I dont see why my grandma wont get off of it.
How do working professionals manage and allocate time for their personal growth and well being on a daily basis (throw some light on it with some real life) ?
Every day at 5 pm, when my work day ends, I take thirty minutes to do absolutely nothing. No phone, no TV, no screens in general. No conversations... Nothing. It just gives my brain some time to recharge before social/personal obligations begin. It's just a nice way to reboot your system.
How would you attempt to fix the homelessness epidemic in your country?
As someone who was homeless for 5 years... Idk, it'd be incredibly difficult. I would lessen the laws regarding the illegalness of homelessness... as fining the homeless for say, sleeping on the pavement, is counter productive. Seems immoral to take away the money from people who have nothing. I think public showers might also help, as how are you going to get a job if you can't shower? Seems important. Food is super easy to come by, with food stamps, food banks, churches, etc have you covered... however, food preparation is nearly impossible, meaning poor nutrition. So, maybe providing places for them to actually cook the food they bought. Lastly, I think the worst thing you can do is give homeless people money. When I was homeless, if you gave me say, a stimulus check... I would have bought drugs, a hotel room, and hookers. I would have woken up three days later behind a bus stop with a rat cuddled up on my chest. Money is like, one out of fifty problems most homeless people have.
Whats something girls think its funny but guys find not funny 🤨?
The boring game of "guess what I'm thinking, hint: you're wrong"
What's your favorite quote, whether said by someone you know or not?
I have been called worse by better people.
Why everyone talks about passion but end up doing things they don't even like doing?
Passions are pretty common things, there's a whole lot of people who "Like to paint" for example. There's not enough demand that meets the people who have a passion for painting. Not a lot of people have a passion for "Picking up trash from people's driveways" but it's something that needs to be done, and so you pay people it.
You are in the afterlife and the Universe is asking you to describe your idea of heaven where you will spend all of eternity. What would it be?
MC of some random garbage harem anime. Which actually gets some.
What should a college student do if he misses high school?
Misses like in memories or like, misses even from point blank range. What are we talkin about here?
Would a pure democracy where citizens get to vote on all government policies theoretically work?
No, it’s a full time job to stay up to date on government functions and the contents of proposed legislation. Your representatives have teams of people who filter this information for them. You also have the classic “Tyranny of the Majority” problem, and will need some sort of framework to stop voters from just voting to fuck eachother and steal their shit.
Aliens have finally made contact with earth looking to take over world. What do you think will be your county's response to this?
"No They're not." Actually more like "No there not."'
When was the last time that felt a politician genuinely cared about your well-being?
Lol Good joke
What's your all-time favorite comic strip?
Calvin and Hobbes!
What are some small assumptions you associate with owners of certain car types or colors?
If you drive a pickup on lifts with rolling coal, you have a really tiny dick, which you’re trying to overcompensate for by driving a giant car.
What is the most NSFW thing you have seen IRL?
Ive seen some dogs humping.
When was the last time someone did something nice for you?
Borrowed money from a friend to cover a prescription. Sent her a check to pay her back. She didn't cash it. Said it was "A Blessing to be able to help out!"
What would you change about the iPhone if you became the Apple CEO?
give me an aux port back so i can charge my phone *and* have earphones in
How does the government make sure someone’s human rights are met?
Legal systems like the Court.
Did you ever know a creepy person who everyone else liked, what happened?
Yeah some douchebag kid… he did some bad things to me and my friend. But if we ever spoke against him, we would be attacked by everyone and be told we will “ruin his life”
What is something simple that has made you a better person?
I once helped someone and years later that person remembered me as a good person who helped. Now I always help others
What is the most unlucky moment you can remember?
The knee to balls incident during Football/Soccer practice.
What would you have buried thousands of years ago to fuck with historians?
Fidget spinner
how are you even supposed to meet women these days?
That’s the neat part, you don’t.
What do people have to do to earn your respect?
My respect is freely given until the individual gives me reason to stop. It's not a very high bar, just don't be an asshole to myself or others, including animals.
What’s one thing that you wish existed when you were a child?
A dad
What do Asians think of non-Asians?
Atleast you guys have better parents than us
What are some of the weirdest YouTube videos?
For example, my sister just sent me this [video ](https://youtu.be/vtkGtXtDlQA) and it made me laugh so hard but it also made me question everything hahaa
What is your drunk story?
I once got so drunk that my friends successfully tricked me in to meeting my future spouse.
What was the worst/best thing that happened to you in school?
The worst is being shoved in foster care under false allegations. The best might be when I won the John Phillip Sousa award for excellence for musical performance.
Who is a good guy in history who actually isn't a good guy?
Thomas Edison He basically stole all of his “inventions”
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen someone do at school?
Middle school. Week before graduation. All the boys in art class thought it was funny to remove glue from glue sticks and throw them up to stick on the ceiling when the teacher left the room. There were about 50 glue sticks up there, and I kid you not when the art teacher came back and saw, she started crying.
People who have been mugged in a city: What was it like?
I’ve got a scar on my arm from it and despise NYC now
What is your go-to brand of ice cream and why?
Ben&jerrys
What is your retirement plan?
I ask for one cup of free hot water at MCDonalds, mix with ketchup and black pepper and voila, free tomato soup.
What insensitive things you shouldn't say after a mass casualty?
“Damn, what a good shot” “I wonder how many meat wagons they had to use for that”
What's the scariest animal you've encountered on the job?
Humans
What really needs to be modernised?
Schooling
People with eczema what sucks the worst when you have a flare up?
Not being able to do what i wanted, theres an unberable "itch". Sometimes no sleep.
What personal items to take with you when leaving an abuser?
This is an overall set of recommendations, others who've been in the situation can provide better granular details, but please keep these in mind: - Make sure your mail is already forwarded elsewhere, preferably a P.O. box they can't stalk if they are one of those. Leave them nothing to trail you with. - If a vehicle is yours, make sure you get your insurance removed from any shared account, same with bank accounts. - Personal identification, cash, storage devices/electronics, anything that might have important data of yours. Keepsakes and family heirlooms. Then jewelry and valuables that are yours. Anything you would pack for a week vacation. Don't forget titles/deeds to anything in your name. - Wipe your internet history on anything you're leaving with them. I mean passwords and everything that might be saved for websites you frequent. You don't want anyone trolling through your accounts as you, least of all an abuser. By no means comprehensive, but hope it helps