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Whats something that you find extremely attractive? Both sexually and non-sexually?	Gravity.
what is your favorite musical band ?	Rush
Who is the biggest shill in the podcast/youtube world?	Dennis Prager
Your username is what stops the zombie apocalypse, how do you save us?	By disrupting their food supply, and feeling bad about it.
How did you realize you were gay?	You just told me. Frankly I’m still a little shocked.
Congrats human, we know you had one day off on Earth and went to meet Satan himself. What did you say during that brief interview ?	Hello Satan, we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
What celebritie have you been compared to?	Chris Farley
Why did you stop texting people you used to text a lot?	bc no one replied :(
What do you think is the most overrated film?	All of those mid/late-2000s Sacha Baron Cohen films. He's a brilliant comedic actor, his character work is genius. But the movies are so bad and the writing is so shit. They didn't let him shine at all.
If you could be any kind of cheese, what would you be and why?	mozzarella...tasty, goes well with a lot of things, often doesn't have rennet
What's the most one sided trade you've ever made?	My sanity for a bad relationship lol
What's the best way to tell someone bad news?	Just tell them. Don't sugar coat it or beat around the bush. Be as direct and respectful as possible and just tell them.
What's something really easy to do by accident, but frustratingly hard to do on purpose?	fart
People who forgive their SO for cheating, why?	Because it was just a game of monopoly, besides she doesn’t know I cheat at uno
What's your favourite posture while sleeping ?	Face down ass up to seduce the monster under my bed 🥵🥵
If you’re born on the day of leap year, what’s it like to celebrate your birthday?	We play leapfrog
What's a bigger sin, Not believing in religion or fake believing in religion?	Neither, “sin” only exists in the mind of the believer.
What does Marceles Wallace look like?	Definitely not a Bitch.
[serious] when you’re discouraged, how do you lift yourself back up?	I have been feeling absolutely defeated since I was dumped by my ex, but the single most significant thing that lifts me up is doing something. You need to do stuff, I get that it's difficult and hard to do stuff, but you have to. Can be small, can be big, can be just washing your face in the morning after you wake up. Building momentum to do more stuff is what I do. I fall a lot, I fail a lot in trying to do stuff, fall off the wagon and go back to doing nothing for a week, but it's the idea of "I don't want to go on a walk, but I know that I have to in order to get better"
What’s a habit that changed your life for the better?	Waking up early. It isn’t fun at first, but the silence of the morning is incredible
If you could choose anyone in the world to be your mother and father, who would you choose?	My actual mother and father
How much felt refreshes when you completed sexual activities?	careful OP i think you just had a stroke
What is one thing everyone should try?	anal
If you could go back in time, and live 1 day of your life again, which day would you choose?	the day me my mom, my cousin and grandparents went to a local fair. it was such a fun day and also a day we were able to get my grandma out of the house. she rode a few rides and she had a blast. to see her smiling and laughing was the best thing ever.
what would happen if someone brought back all the dead us presidents as intelligent zombies?	“What do you mean you only made that many amendments?!?! What the fuck, when that was written, Germ theory wasn’t even a thing?!?! The what-the what! No…you think the Earth is Flat?!?! Bro!!” - some Dead US president (hopefully)
What is a phrase that will forever remain in Internet history?	LEROY JENKIIIIINNNNSSSS!!
How should a tourist dress when visiting your country?	Bring a rain coat or water proof jacket, it rains a lot
What is the worst crime you have commited?	I stole a Gameboy Advance from the confiscated items in the prefect's office when I was in middle school.
Who are your top pornstar picks?	my wife and .... uh.... thats it
People that have been cheated on, did you forgive or leave them? Why did you make your decision, do you still think it was the right decision?	>People that have been cheated on, did you forgive or leave them? Leave. > Why did you make your decision, Self-respect >do you still think it was the right decision? Yes.
What British foods, drinks, sweets etc. should be introduced to the U.S which there isn't already?	Quorn is a British brand of fake meat made of mushroom protein. They do technically sell in the US, but tend to be pricey and have a very limited selection. When I was in the UK a few years ago, though, I was stunned at how big they are over there. Every grocery store had them, and in more styles than I could ever have imagined. And they're pretty damned good, too!
Those who been cheated on how did you find out?	The dude she was cheating on me with contacted me because she didn't disclose being in a relationship and he felt really bad when he found out. It was really painful at the time but I ended up being friends with the guy so all is good. Lost a hoe, gained a bro.
People that found a character in a video game that looked like you, what did you think?	damn they should have gotten better artists
What’s a clever way to secretly get out your SO ring size?	Go to one of those candle wax things where people get a cast of their hands. Have her do it. Then, go to Burger King. Order and eat a Bacon King. Afterward, bring the cast of her hand to the jeweler.
What do you consider worse, earthquakes, hurricanes, blizzards?	Earthquakes. You know when blizzards and hurricanes are coming and if you don't get the fuck out it's on you. With earthquakes the best you get is a probability over a certain amount of time. Like thanks I'll avoid California for ten years until the big one happens then, thanks.
When you eat a slice of pizza do you eat it from crust to bottom or vice versa?	I throw the crust away if it's not gourmet pizza. No point in putting straight up carbs in my body, especially if it's just dry ass bread.
You die and reincarnate as a fruit or vegetable of your choosing. How do you convince the vegans not to eat you?	How are vegans the only people eating fruits and vegetables?
What is that one habit of yours that you are really proud of ?	I drink water every once in a while : )
How are you preparing for a coming winter 2021/2022 lockdown?	I made myself three new masks this week. I’m getting really good at it, so I hope we need them forever.
What irrational fear or worry do you have that you think “it must only be me”?	When I was under 21, I wouldn't spit if I was drunk because I was afraid a cop would find the siliva, do a DNA test to find out it was me, and then test it for alcohol and then come to my house and arrest me for underage drinking haha
People who regularly masturbate or watch porn, how does your partner feel about it?	If I had a partner I wouldn’t be doing it so regularly
What is it like living in your mind?	ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)
If it was discovered that aliens do abduct and anal probed humans, however, everyone who got abducted was also cured of all their ailments, what would happen?	anal
What is a popular saying that is actually total bs?	"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"....nope I have permanent physical impairment from it....
What smell reminds you of your childhood?	A certain type of plasticky eraser reminds me of Smurf erasers I had in elementary school.
What is the reason blood donations centers & pawn shops are located in the black part of town?	> ...black part of town uh...
People who voice chat on discord/snap, what do you talk about every time?	Whatever comes up
Why did you get married?	My wife is hot and loves to fuck. Plus her family is rich so hope they die soon
Men or Women? Who's life is harder?	Men and women both tend to get a raw deal out of life, but for different reasons.
What country would you never want to visit again?	India.
Teachers, what’s the weirdest thing that’s been said in your classroom?	More funny than weird, but wandering down the halls I heard a second grader singing "Let's Talk About Sex" as loudly as she could. It was too funny to get her to stop
What's the rock that got thrown into your head that made you realize the harsh reality?	It was a rock. It hit me on the forehead. I then realized that rocks hurt.
What's the best advice you have received?	The only thing to get offended by is when others get too easily offended.
Middle / Outside lane hoggers! Why do you feel the need?	Middle lane isn't hogging.. that's the lane you're supposed to be on if you are not passing or exiting.
How did you plan to leave your toxic long term job and do something new?	I told my boss I was leaving and moved to a different state
Why do you get scared when you hear a knocking sound?	Could be pigs
What is one specific advice you want to leave the world?	Delete your browser history. Honestly do it.
What's a historical or current fact you wish was not true?	a mediocre businessman who turned his name into a brand and reality tv stardom went on to hold the highest office in the united states.
What are your views on God/religion?	Not for me, but if people need it to get through life and make it more manageable, then who am I to say what’s wrong
Delivery people, what is the strangest thing you have seen delivering?	Hearing people have sex with the windows open was pretty common. Other than that. Dogs... So many fucking dogs. I got attacked over 20 times the one year I was doing it. I delivered in areas with long ass driveways in the middle of the woods. Our company only allowed us to put the truck into reverse ~15 times a day. So many goddamn dogs without a lead. At the times, if I could've gotten rid of one thing in the planet. It wouldn't be world peace, it wouldn't be to end world hunger. It would be electric fences. "ShE dOeSN't bItE!!" Suck me.
If you could have super mastery of one skill that would impress anybody, what would it be?	Fluent in every language
If you find yourself in deep shit how do you get yourself clean?	a hose.
How do you get aroused or have sex with your SO after you have lost a physical attraction?	People joke but this is a real problem with relationships.
With all of the negative things that have been happening, what makes you optimistic about the future?	No choice but to persevere; death isnt an option and you cant change most things.
What has a friend said that made you stop talking to them?	"shut up"
What is something you didn't appreciate until you lost it?	in-person school
What was the last thing (that wasn't an accidential crisis) that made you break down in bed at 3 am ?	Wife of 16 years came out as gay. I’m trying to support her while hiding how incredibly devastating I am at the thought of losing her.
if u could send a phone with doom music playing in it to past , to which historical moment would you send it ?	The crusades
What is the nicest compliment you have received from a stranger?	I was in a play in high school and after we took a bow to close our opening night, a random woman came up to me, grabbed me by the shoulders, and said "Promise me you will become a model. You are absolutely gorgeous." As a girl who,unfortunately, lost the genetic lottery and got my dad's short, stocky build and have always been ~bigger~ than most my entire life, I had never felt so pretty. 10 years later and I still think about it often.
What's the best investment you have made?	Investing in myself.
What are some techniques to get more followers on Social Media?	Be a hot girl with big boobs and loose morals
People who have been to prison, what was your experience?	Too many bars and not enough bars at the same time.
A steamroller just came and flattened all your worldly belongings. What do you do?	Play games on a flatterscreen...
To Binge Watchers, what was the dumbest thing you watched but liked?	One punch man It's so stupid but amazing
What's something someone said that was so dumb you couldn't even react?	Someone I know thinks gayness is something you grow in yourself and that it's curable
What are some effective self-defense techniques?	Run. If you find yourself in a fight, don't forget that you can both use your head as a very effective striking weapon. Especially if you find yourself in any sort of clinch.
What is the game that you play in your mind while bored ?	I list everything that’s a certain color (green = grass, emeralds, matcha, kermit the frog)
What's that comfort game that you always come back to?	Test Drive Unlimited 2
How do you talk dirty?	Get some dirt and shove it down your mouth, then talk as you swallow it. There you go
What country’s culture is overrated?	Japanese. Everything's nice and polite until you realize it's a facade to cover up the exact opposite.
What's the best advise you've gotten regarding work benefits?	Use up all your PTO’s.
What’s your unpopular food take?	Hot sauce on eggs.
When you are too lazy to cook, what's your go to meal that would probably disgust someone else?	Chicken nuggets & instant mashed potatoes, butter n herb flavor
What should you ALWAYS do on a first date?	Put the phone away
What or who is the your greatest hope?	Obi Wan Kenobi
What businesses are doing good/ethical things?	Ocean Spray. I love them and they are actually a Union of small farms together. They all make cranberries and other fruits for their juices. And they taste so good. Support them! Also Costco! They are really good to their workers, have humane chicken conditions, have low prices, and they hire people who wouldn’t be given a second chance to start anew.
What is a Nice thing people do but for no reason at all you hate?	Let me go first at a 4 way stop. Just go bitch, you're fucking up the rotation. Edit: I guess there's a reason, but it still pisses me off and it happens all the time
What are some parenting tricks that are actually child abuse?	Beating children. Coming from Norway I always feel bad when I see parents beating their children in foreign countries.
Who really deserves their special place in Hell?	Epstein.
Why are you naked right now, or why aren't you?	I'm not naked because I'm at work, and I don't need to distract the ladies here in the office any more than usual.
If you were offered a free trip to space, would you take it? If not, why?	No. Too dangerous and I have too much to live for.
People who used to/are working as guards in prison, what's the most fucked up but non-sexual stuff you witnessed while on duty?	This was while working the overnight at a drug-court attached in-patient rehab facility (with both prisoners and voluntary residents). They were allowed personal items and one resident used a skateboard as an axe to crack another resident's head open. The victim was ultimately fine, but it was a bloody mess.
What's the worst thing that someone has done to you after you rejected them?	Accused me of rape even though we were just having sex for 10 months but it was meant to be just fwb until she caught feelings. I said we should stop having sex then next thing someone wanted to cut my balls off
What are the movies/TV-series that you watch again n again n again?	South park. The Waterboy.
What's your "wait that actually worked?!" Moment?	If you have hiccups, look up while drinking many small sips of water and it will stop.
What's the smallest decision you've made that has had the biggest impact on your life?	Not pulling over sooner
Parents who left their children, what's your story?	i had to get some milk
What is the laziest thing you've ever done?	Is it too soon to say, “Your Mom.”?
If everyone had to do what your username says what would be the aftermath?	Lots of trauma
What is the funniest thing you’ve ever heard in a MAID OF HONOR speech?	“I’ll never forget what my grandfather told me, ‘I killed a lot of Japs in WW2’.” -Sal Volcano, Impractial Jokers

Whats something that you find extremely attractive? Both sexually and non-sexually?

Gravity.

what is your favorite musical band ?

Rush

Who is the biggest shill in the podcast/youtube world?

Dennis Prager

Your username is what stops the zombie apocalypse, how do you save us?

By disrupting their food supply, and feeling bad about it.

How did you realize you were gay?

You just told me. Frankly I’m still a little shocked.

Congrats human, we know you had one day off on Earth and went to meet Satan himself. What did you say during that brief interview ?

Hello Satan, we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

What celebritie have you been compared to?

Chris Farley

Why did you stop texting people you used to text a lot?

bc no one replied :(

What do you think is the most overrated film?

All of those mid/late-2000s Sacha Baron Cohen films. He's a brilliant comedic actor, his character work is genius. But the movies are so bad and the writing is so shit. They didn't let him shine at all.

If you could be any kind of cheese, what would you be and why?

mozzarella...tasty, goes well with a lot of things, often doesn't have rennet

What's the most one sided trade you've ever made?

My sanity for a bad relationship lol

What's the best way to tell someone bad news?

Just tell them. Don't sugar coat it or beat around the bush. Be as direct and respectful as possible and just tell them.

What's something really easy to do by accident, but frustratingly hard to do on purpose?

fart

People who forgive their SO for cheating, why?

Because it was just a game of monopoly, besides she doesn’t know I cheat at uno

What's your favourite posture while sleeping ?

Face down ass up to seduce the monster under my bed 🥵🥵

If you’re born on the day of leap year, what’s it like to celebrate your birthday?

We play leapfrog

What's a bigger sin, Not believing in religion or fake believing in religion?

Neither, “sin” only exists in the mind of the believer.

What does Marceles Wallace look like?

Definitely not a Bitch.

[serious] when you’re discouraged, how do you lift yourself back up?

I have been feeling absolutely defeated since I was dumped by my ex, but the single most significant thing that lifts me up is doing something. You need to do stuff, I get that it's difficult and hard to do stuff, but you **have** to. Can be small, can be big, can be just washing your face in the morning after you wake up. Building momentum to do more stuff is what I do. I fall a lot, I fail a lot in trying to do stuff, fall off the wagon and go back to doing nothing for a week, but it's the idea of "I don't want to go on a walk, but I know that I have to in order to get better"

What’s a habit that changed your life for the better?

Waking up early. It isn’t fun at first, but the silence of the morning is incredible

If you could choose anyone in the world to be your mother and father, who would you choose?

My actual mother and father

How much felt refreshes when you completed sexual activities?

careful OP i think you just had a stroke

What is one thing everyone should try?

anal

If you could go back in time, and live 1 day of your life again, which day would you choose?

the day me my mom, my cousin and grandparents went to a local fair. it was such a fun day and also a day we were able to get my grandma out of the house. she rode a few rides and she had a blast. to see her smiling and laughing was the best thing ever.

what would happen if someone brought back all the dead us presidents as intelligent zombies?

“What do you mean you only made that many amendments?!?! What the fuck, when that was written, Germ theory wasn’t even a thing?!?! The what-the what! No…you think the Earth is Flat?!?! Bro!!” - some Dead US president (hopefully)

What is a phrase that will forever remain in Internet history?

LEROY JENKIIIIINNNNSSSS!!

How should a tourist dress when visiting your country?

Bring a rain coat or water proof jacket, it rains a lot

What is the worst crime you have commited?

I stole a Gameboy Advance from the confiscated items in the prefect's office when I was in middle school.

Who are your top pornstar picks?

my wife and .... uh.... thats it

People that have been cheated on, did you forgive or leave them? Why did you make your decision, do you still think it was the right decision?

>People that have been cheated on, did you forgive or leave them? Leave. > Why did you make your decision, Self-respect >do you still think it was the right decision? Yes.

What British foods, drinks, sweets etc. should be introduced to the U.S which there isn't already?

Quorn is a British brand of fake meat made of mushroom protein. They do technically sell in the US, but tend to be pricey and have a very limited selection. When I was in the UK a few years ago, though, I was stunned at how big they are over there. Every grocery store had them, and in more styles than I could ever have imagined. And they're pretty damned good, too!

Those who been cheated on how did you find out?

The dude she was cheating on me with contacted me because she didn't disclose being in a relationship and he felt really bad when he found out. It was really painful at the time but I ended up being friends with the guy so all is good. Lost a hoe, gained a bro.

People that found a character in a video game that looked like you, what did you think?

damn they should have gotten better artists

What’s a clever way to secretly get out your SO ring size?

Go to one of those candle wax things where people get a cast of their hands. Have her do it. Then, go to Burger King. Order and eat a Bacon King. Afterward, bring the cast of her hand to the jeweler.

What do you consider worse, earthquakes, hurricanes, blizzards?

Earthquakes. You know when blizzards and hurricanes are coming and if you don't get the fuck out it's on you. With earthquakes the best you get is a probability over a certain amount of time. Like thanks I'll avoid California for ten years until the big one happens then, thanks.

When you eat a slice of pizza do you eat it from crust to bottom or vice versa?

I throw the crust away if it's not gourmet pizza. No point in putting straight up carbs in my body, especially if it's just dry ass bread.

You die and reincarnate as a fruit or vegetable of your choosing. How do you convince the vegans not to eat you?

How are vegans the only people eating fruits and vegetables?

What is that one habit of yours that you are really proud of ?

I drink water every once in a while : )

How are you preparing for a coming winter 2021/2022 lockdown?

I made myself three new masks this week. I’m getting really good at it, so I hope we need them forever.

What irrational fear or worry do you have that you think “it must only be me”?

When I was under 21, I wouldn't spit if I was drunk because I was afraid a cop would find the siliva, do a DNA test to find out it was me, and then test it for alcohol and then come to my house and arrest me for underage drinking haha

People who regularly masturbate or watch porn, how does your partner feel about it?

If I had a partner I wouldn’t be doing it so regularly

What is it like living in your mind?

ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

If it was discovered that aliens do abduct and anal probed humans, however, everyone who got abducted was also cured of all their ailments, what would happen?

anal

What is a popular saying that is actually total bs?

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"....nope I have permanent physical impairment from it....

What smell reminds you of your childhood?

A certain type of plasticky eraser reminds me of Smurf erasers I had in elementary school.

What is the reason blood donations centers & pawn shops are located in the black part of town?

> ...black part of town uh...

People who voice chat on discord/snap, what do you talk about every time?

Whatever comes up

Why did you get married?

My wife is hot and loves to fuck. Plus her family is rich so hope they die soon

Men or Women? Who's life is harder?

Men and women both tend to get a raw deal out of life, but for different reasons.

What country would you never want to visit again?

India.

Teachers, what’s the weirdest thing that’s been said in your classroom?

More funny than weird, but wandering down the halls I heard a second grader singing "Let's Talk About Sex" as loudly as she could. It was too funny to get her to stop

What's the rock that got thrown into your head that made you realize the harsh reality?

It was a rock. It hit me on the forehead. I then realized that rocks hurt.

What's the best advice you have received?

The only thing to get offended by is when others get too easily offended.

Middle / Outside lane hoggers! Why do you feel the need?

Middle lane isn't hogging.. that's the lane you're supposed to be on if you are not passing or exiting.

How did you plan to leave your toxic long term job and do something new?

I told my boss I was leaving and moved to a different state

Why do you get scared when you hear a knocking sound?

Could be pigs

What is one specific advice you want to leave the world?

Delete your browser history. Honestly do it.

What's a historical or current fact you wish was not true?

a mediocre businessman who turned his name into a brand and reality tv stardom went on to hold the highest office in the united states.

What are your views on God/religion?

Not for me, but if people need it to get through life and make it more manageable, then who am I to say what’s wrong

Delivery people, what is the strangest thing you have seen delivering?

Hearing people have sex with the windows open was pretty common. Other than that. Dogs... So many fucking dogs. I got attacked over 20 times the one year I was doing it. I delivered in areas with long ass driveways in the middle of the woods. Our company only allowed us to put the truck into reverse ~15 times a day. So many goddamn dogs without a lead. At the times, if I could've gotten rid of one thing in the planet. It wouldn't be world peace, it wouldn't be to end world hunger. It would be electric fences. "ShE dOeSN't bItE!!" Suck me.

If you could have super mastery of one skill that would impress anybody, what would it be?

Fluent in every language

If you find yourself in deep shit how do you get yourself clean?

a hose.

How do you get aroused or have sex with your SO after you have lost a physical attraction?

People joke but this is a real problem with relationships.

With all of the negative things that have been happening, what makes you optimistic about the future?

No choice but to persevere; death isnt an option and you cant change most things.

What has a friend said that made you stop talking to them?

"shut up"

What is something you didn't appreciate until you lost it?

in-person school

What was the last thing (that wasn't an accidential crisis) that made you break down in bed at 3 am ?

Wife of 16 years came out as gay. I’m trying to support her while hiding how incredibly devastating I am at the thought of losing her.

if u could send a phone with doom music playing in it to past , to which historical moment would you send it ?

The crusades

What is the nicest compliment you have received from a stranger?

I was in a play in high school and after we took a bow to close our opening night, a random woman came up to me, grabbed me by the shoulders, and said "Promise me you will become a model. You are absolutely gorgeous." As a girl who,unfortunately, lost the genetic lottery and got my dad's short, stocky build and have always been ~bigger~ than most my entire life, I had never felt so pretty. 10 years later and I still think about it often.

What's the best investment you have made?

Investing in myself.

What are some techniques to get more followers on Social Media?

Be a hot girl with big boobs and loose morals

People who have been to prison, what was your experience?

Too many bars and not enough bars at the same time.

A steamroller just came and flattened all your worldly belongings. What do you do?

Play games on a flatterscreen...

To Binge Watchers, what was the dumbest thing you watched but liked?

One punch man It's so stupid but amazing

What's something someone said that was so dumb you couldn't even react?

Someone I know thinks gayness is something you grow in yourself and that it's curable

What are some effective self-defense techniques?

Run. If you find yourself in a fight, don't forget that you can both use your head as a very effective striking weapon. Especially if you find yourself in any sort of clinch.

What is the game that you play in your mind while bored ?

I list everything that’s a certain color (green = grass, emeralds, matcha, kermit the frog)

What's that comfort game that you always come back to?

Test Drive Unlimited 2

How do you talk dirty?

Get some dirt and shove it down your mouth, then talk as you swallow it. There you go

What country’s culture is overrated?

Japanese. Everything's nice and polite until you realize it's a facade to cover up the exact opposite.

What's the best advise you've gotten regarding work benefits?

Use up all your PTO’s.

What’s your unpopular food take?

Hot sauce on eggs.

When you are too lazy to cook, what's your go to meal that would probably disgust someone else?

Chicken nuggets & instant mashed potatoes, butter n herb flavor

What should you ALWAYS do on a first date?

Put the phone away

What or who is the your greatest hope?

Obi Wan Kenobi

What businesses are doing good/ethical things?

Ocean Spray. I love them and they are actually a Union of small farms together. They all make cranberries and other fruits for their juices. And they taste so good. Support them! Also Costco! They are really good to their workers, have humane chicken conditions, have low prices, and they hire people who wouldn’t be given a second chance to start anew.

What is a Nice thing people do but for no reason at all you hate?

Let me go first at a 4 way stop. Just go bitch, you're fucking up the rotation. Edit: I guess there's a reason, but it still pisses me off and it happens all the time

What are some parenting tricks that are actually child abuse?

Beating children. Coming from Norway I always feel bad when I see parents beating their children in foreign countries.

Who really deserves their special place in Hell?

Epstein.

Why are you naked right now, or why aren't you?

I'm not naked because I'm at work, and I don't need to distract the ladies here in the office any more than usual.

If you were offered a free trip to space, would you take it? If not, why?

No. Too dangerous and I have too much to live for.

People who used to/are working as guards in prison, what's the most fucked up but non-sexual stuff you witnessed while on duty?

This was while working the overnight at a drug-court attached in-patient rehab facility (with both prisoners and voluntary residents). They were allowed personal items and one resident used a skateboard as an axe to crack another resident's head open. The victim was ultimately fine, but it was a bloody mess.

What's the worst thing that someone has done to you after you rejected them?

Accused me of rape even though we were just having sex for 10 months but it was meant to be just fwb until she caught feelings. I said we should stop having sex then next thing someone wanted to cut my balls off

What are the movies/TV-series that you watch again n again n again?

South park. The Waterboy.

What's your "wait that actually worked?!" Moment?

If you have hiccups, look up while drinking many small sips of water and it will stop.

What's the smallest decision you've made that has had the biggest impact on your life?

Not pulling over sooner

Parents who left their children, what's your story?

i had to get some milk

What is the laziest thing you've ever done?

Is it too soon to say, “Your Mom.”?

If everyone had to do what your username says what would be the aftermath?

Lots of trauma

What is the funniest thing you’ve ever heard in a MAID OF HONOR speech?

“I’ll never forget what my grandfather told me, ‘I killed a lot of Japs in WW2’.” -Sal Volcano, Impractial Jokers