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What do you find comforting that others would deem strange?	that we're all gonna die. all those assholes who are neck-deep in denial, too.
Which celebrity do you hope to meet or converse with one day?	None.
Those who proposed unsuccessfully, how did you miss the cues?	Love is blind, and the problem with rose tinted glasses is red flags just look like flags
What is one thing that really pisses you off for no particular reason?	For me, white skinny guys with huge chains
What are your views on the Olympics taking place with the athletes?	How can you have the Olympics without them?
What did someone say to you that stuck with you the most?	Why didn't we meet when we were single?
Which music tour do you wish you could've experienced?	Watsky's. Somehow it actually sold out and he recently said there's a tiny chance it will be his last.
Slaughterhouse workers/ex-slaughterhouse workers, what's your take on pro-vegan arguments claiming that those animals didn't deserve to die/the practice will never be humane and so on and so forth?	My GF's uncle is a truck driver and was always a huge meat eater. When the company he worked worked for was closed, he became desperate quickly and applied for animal transportation. Apparently the is already stigmatized as a shitty job among truck drivers here. Any he got a job and quit within 4 months because he found the treatment so inhumane and he did not even that much to with the animals. He cut back a lot on meat since then and says he wants to go vegetarian and maybe even vegan in the future Can't imagine what it's like to be a slaughterhouse worker :/ Mad respect and sympathy for those people.
What cheap item should be really expensive?	Helium balloons. We are running out of helium.
What do you prefer- cats or dogs?	Cats. Used to have 16 at once.
Inhale sharply through your nose right now! What do you smell around you?	Warm air from the heater below me.
If aliens were to destroy earth tomorrow, but you could play one song to change their minds, what would it be?	Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
What Knowledge or Skills you posses that deeply concern people around you?	Deeply concerns? The fact I can see right through people's BS!
What's the most inappropriately hillarious thing you've ever heard a child say?	sparkling wiggles
Why do YOU downvote a post/comment?	If it’s offensive or off topic
People who participated in a Secret Santa exchange at work, what’s the worst gift you ever got?	Alcohol, I wasn't even old enough to drink yet lol
What happens when you call 911 but when they pick up they tell you to call 9/11 and that they can’t help. You call back 9/11 and they put you on a three way with 911 they both say they can’t help and to call the papa johns line and that they can’t help?	If I was intoxicated I probably would be able to understand this
What's something your partner does that gives you the butterflies?	after 11 years? spike my drink.
(Serious) How can a entitled and selfish mentality be changed in a romantic relationship?	Pro tip: If you feel like, for whatever reason possible, you have to change your partner in some way, you aren't in a good relationship.
Car Rental Agency Fraud: Who can the rental consumer contact if rental location refuses to provide the customer with a signed car rental agreement that itemises the charges the customer agreed to?	Almost every company will have a corporate office. If they refuse to give any info try calling your credit card company or bank or whatever company you paid through and placing a hold on any charges that come through. If they refuse to provide you a bill you can claim fraudulent charges. It may not work but most likely they will magically provide that bill if their payment is in jeopardy.
What special effect took you completely out of a movie?	in a good way? flying mountains in avatar. in a bad way? most of the fucking loveless CGI stuff in modern blockbusters.
If you have the chance to WIPE an entire Species from the earth, what would it be?	For me it's definitely Mosquitoes these little shits are torturing me
What happened the first time you had to call the emergency services in your life?	Spent two hours getting victim-blamed by police who were going to do nothing, until a firefighter told them what I had been saying all along, and they couldn't ignore him.
If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?	Took a shit down the neighbors' chimney again.
What’s the story that always gets told about you or someone you know?	I kissed two boys, no girls, im a guy and im straight
What is the absolute least amount of times you should wipe for a clean butthole?	All depends on the consistency of your shit and there is no simple answer... I've had hard fibrous shits that..whilst I did wipe I probably could have gotten away with out wiping. I've also had sticky shits that I've wiped 30 times.....and then find my asshole sore 2 hours later as I've obviously missed a bit somewhere!
How did things end up with your high school crush?	She died of cancer about 10 years ago. 😔
What is the most memorable incident you’ve seen at a wedding?	The priest asked the groom if he would accept children and raise them in the Catholic faith. Groom promptly passed out. They stopped the ceremony, got him some water, back on his feet and good to go. The priest asks again. Groom passes out again!
A meteor will destroy the earth in 2 weeks, whats the first thing you google?	Ill search Ads that says "horny teens and milfs near your area" coz aint no way im dying a virgin
What is the most shocking thing that happened at a wedding you went to?	The bride and groom had premaritals…. Eghad! The atrocities!
What is something a teacher as well as an army commander say?	If you refuse to tell me who did it, all of you will be punished!
[Serious] People who survived a brush with fate and then swore to live differently, how has your life changed?	Seriously... Changed significantly! Someone tried to kill me when I was 18, literally chasing me down the street with a 12 ga, shooting. It was related to an incident that didn't concern me but, I was friends with the people that it did concern. I guess I was going to be collateral damage that day. Birdshot (luckily) hit me in the shoulder. He was close enough to me for about 10 pellets to burn their way into my skin. Had it been a slug it would have killed me being that close to my heart. Anyway, I left that side of town for a couple if years, joined the military, got my head screwed down tight, got a career, and I have everything I need in life just not everything I want however, I'm working on it. When I was younger, I thought I knew an easier way to accomplish everything that I've achieved in life so far, and it almost got my head blown off!
what's the best hentai you've ever watched?	The Bee Movie
What genres of music do you dislike, and for people who like that genre, what should they listen to, to potentially change their mind?	Country. It’s shit.
How is watching porn unmanly?	It's not. It's something most men actually do
You're having a baby, what will you name your baby?	Miss Take
Big Breasted women: is it intentional when your breasts rub against a man during casual conversation, i.e. in the workplace?	It’s as intentional as grinding your junk against the bus door during the morning commute rush hour, so it’s subjective.
What would you do if someone doxxed you?	probably nothing seeing how most or all of my information is more then likely already out there thanks to data breaches at large companies. That i know of i don't have anyone that cares or hates me enough for it to be a problem.
What are some signs of abuse/trauma for either adults or children that are able to seen or recognized, but might not be known?	Trauma is the personal reaction we originate to a situation we have experienced. It's not really possible to look and see in the world to understand what the person has internalized. It often takes on the form of a pernicious narrative that begins to fester internally, and which can come to affect behavior. It's not always abuse either. An example of this is a child who is mocked by a parent when attempting a task. A traumatic reaction may ensue which an adult may think is irrational, and it may induce a trauma that is worse in a child than an actual case of abuse in another. It's very hard to link the observed with a cause because trauma is self inflicted.
What fashion/style is popular now will be undesirable in the future?	I remember a while back a front page post claimed steampunk is going to be the new fashion fad. Still waiting on that. . .
Your ceiling is a canvas. What would you paint on it?	Firstly I would definitely not paint it myself as my artistic talent is the chips within a chip packet. Then as cliché as it sounds definitely the night sky with glow in the dark paint. If I reaaally had space and money I would ideally want it to go from one wall as a landscape something pretty like the a beach or the forest where it's sunset and that to merge with the night sky on the ceiling. Does that make sense?
Your phobia is now a sport. What would you name it?	Ohmyfuckinggodwhoputthismanyhorsesinhere.
What are random parts of songs you often sing to yourself?	How bizarre, do, do, do, do, do, do, how bizarre
[serious] If you like being alive, why? What makes life enjoyable for you?	Curiosity. There is always an opportunity for me to learn something new.
What food is so good that it’s comparable to/better than sex?	Cheesecake
Who's your favorite rapper?	Poetry - Mos Def Style - Kendrick Catchy - Drake Personality - Aminé
What's the best "can't beat them, join them" moment you've witnessed?	KD to the warriors
You could bring back one extinct species back to life. Which one would it be?	For me, it would probably be the sabretooth tiger.
What are the best support running shoes for overpronators?	Crocs
what’s the best response to “love you more”?	Love you 3000
Where is your most comfortable place to go to toilet?	Your mum’s chest
You've been sentenced to death but you can choose absolutely any (physically possible) method of execution, what do you choose?	Death by old age
What's your favourite animal (other than those which are usually kept as pets) and why ?	Manta Rays. They're like alien space ships in the water, are super chill and relaxing to watch, and are just so cool. They kick my brain into excited 10 year old mode.
What city do you want recreated in GTA VI besides Miami and NY and LA? Why?	I heard a long time ago that it was going to be San Francisco but of course it’s probably not true. Might be nice though with the bridge, ocean bay, and hills. Probably too close to Los Santos though
If you could wipe one thing from existence right now, what would it be?	Cancer
Survivors of something that should have killed you, what is your story?	I'm a recovering drug addict. If the drug didn't kill me the people should have. I'm thankful for my life and that I am now living a meth free life!
Where do all the shills come from?	Israel
what is the best way to be a web designer??	learn web design
Where do you think will be the first country to introduce a Universal Basic Income, and why will it happen there first?	Arguably, Alaska already had one of a sorts since the 70s.
What is something that absolutely ruined a wedding?	Eloping with the priest, vicar, reverend, imam, rabbi, whoever it is that’s officiating.
Who made this sub so difficult to post on?	Nobody. If anything, the constant stream of low effort posts makes it obvious that posting here is too easy.
What do you think of peeing in the shower?	everyone has done it before, nobody admits it outside of the internet and nobody talks about it outside of the internet.
What is the reason mall food is expensive yet terrible?	The rent in mall isn’t cheap
Which song when played during a scene, felt like it was made for the same exact scene (mention the scene as well. And please mark spoilers)?	Come join the murder. It was played in the final scene of the sons of anarchy. I don't know how to add spoilers so im not gonna mention the scene lol.
Asking the impossible question. What's the greatest tv series of all time?	Star Gate, all three series.
Joined a sub and it says vids aren’t allowed even tho that’s all the sub is is videos. Why does it say that?	What sub?
How do you personally cope with heartbreak?	Badly
Whats the dumbest law in the world?	Incest
What was your best possible bad situation moment—big or small?	Upvoted you mate
What makes for a good dating bio and what makes for a bad dating bio? (Serious)	Bad dating bio is saying your 5’11
How much you think cheerleaders and\or fans attending the event can affect sporting events outcome by cheering for their team?	Upvoted you mate
People who have been homeless, how did you get by?	With a lot of friends and their kindness. I was more or less everyone’s stray. I was in permanent survival mode. I was boarder line about to live in my car but fortunately because of their kindness I always had a place to sleep and if I couldn’t afford dinner they fed me. But now I have my own apartment and a fiancé’ and for the first time in a very long time I’m no longer in survival mode.
If you were to commit not live, what would be the best way to do it?	OP you aren’t considering self harm are you?
[Serious] What is wrong with the world and how would you fix it if given the chance?	Unrestrained capitalism and hoarding of resources to the top 5%. I'd set personal wealth limits, cap the amount of profit companies could generate, and cap the return of profit to investors.
What is the most useless thing you have bought during lockdown?	A face mask
If you could rename a few things to any name of your choice, what would you rename and to what?	I would name the sequel to "Now You See Me" to "Now You Don't" and not fucking "Now You See Me 2."
What's the dumbest or weirdest that you have done or has happen to you today?	Upvoted you mate
If you could use a time machine to go back and warn people about a particular event, what would it be?	Your birth.
What’s stopping you from desiring high yield nukes to end it all?	some fuckers would probably survive
What do you think of people who put "rich" as dating standard for themselves while not being wealthy?	The oldest profession hasn't vanished just because of the internet.
What is your biggest 'Should not have said that.' moment?	Upvoted you mate
In the marvel multiverse if you were an iteration of Kang. What would yours be called?	Kang the procrastinator
How do you guys deal with and get through difficult times? When life hits hard and it is difficult to stay positive, what do you turn to that brings you joy?	I know that it will pass so I just ride the wave. I go outdoors and that helps a lot nearly always.
How paranoid are you?	Upvoted you mate
Those who never use their turn signal, what's your reason?	ran out of blinker fluid
To teen guys, What makes a girl attractive?	Upvoted you mate
What are some inconveniences caused by physics that would come as a result of using superpowers?	Teleportation would suck. If you teleport anywhere that isn't on the exact same latitude as you, you would immediately be thrown sideways at several thousand kph, because angular momentum. If you are invisible, you are also blind. In order to see you must absorb light and thus must be visible. Mind reading sounds cool but if everyone else's head is anything like mine then it would get very depressing very quickly. Super strength would have all the same disadvantages as being extremely dyspraxic. Sure, you can lift some stuff other people can't, but also everything you touch just became extremely easy to break by accident (including hugging your loved ones). The energy required to produce laser vision would immediately burn up all of your metabolism and kill you with starvation.
People who have talked your way out of a ticket: what law were you breaking and what did you say to the cops?	I was illegally parked. I just told the cop the truth. My best friend refused to put on her seat belt.
What game would you like to see remastered?	Megaman Legends.
What were you thinking about a few minutes ago?	Upvoted you mate
Which is the worst haircut trend of all time?	Rat tails
What is an overrated dish ?	More of an ingredient than a dish, but caviar
What to do if a person starts being emotional and starts crying?Pretty sure they dont want to hear the usual "everything gets better with time" and shit like that.Any tips?	Listen and be present. Do not try to fix. Offer and give help if asked.
What do you miss the most about your home when you are at a night out (or outs) at your friends or relatives?	My bed and sheets and pillows
If you could change one thing leading up to a major historical event, thus changing the world as we know it today, what would it be and why?	Make the art school accept adolf hitler instead of rejecting him.
Who decides what is right and moral?	Society
What is the story you tell to your child/ren when they ask 'How did you meet mom/dad?'	It was December on a warm summer night, We were out in the city, there was loads of light, I walked up to her and said "hey, you look shity" She looked in the mirror and said "Damn, what a pity" I bought her a McDonalds and asked for her address She took me home and asked me to undress, We did it for an hour before going to sleep, I woke up the next morning "Fuck where's my Jeep".
How are you supposed to deal with criticism for not being able to cope great in life because of having had bad parents from people who have had good or decent parenting?	By teaching yourself how to cope better.
What product did you want to believe in that turned out to be total bullshit?	Cyberpunk 2077
What was your biggest WTF moment that happened at Summer Camp this year?	Upvoted you mate

What do you find comforting that others would deem strange?

that we're all gonna die. all those assholes who are neck-deep in denial, too.

Which celebrity do you hope to meet or converse with one day?

None.

Those who proposed unsuccessfully, how did you miss the cues?

Love is blind, and the problem with rose tinted glasses is red flags just look like flags

What is one thing that really pisses you off for no particular reason?

For me, white skinny guys with huge chains

What are your views on the Olympics taking place with the athletes?

How can you have the Olympics without them?

What did someone say to you that stuck with you the most?

*Why didn't we meet when we were single?*

Which music tour do you wish you could've experienced?

Watsky's. Somehow it actually sold out and he recently said there's a tiny chance it will be his last.

Slaughterhouse workers/ex-slaughterhouse workers, what's your take on pro-vegan arguments claiming that those animals didn't deserve to die/the practice will never be humane and so on and so forth?

My GF's uncle is a truck driver and was always a huge meat eater. When the company he worked worked for was closed, he became desperate quickly and applied for animal transportation. Apparently the is already stigmatized as a shitty job among truck drivers here. Any he got a job and quit within 4 months because he found the treatment so inhumane and he did not even that much to with the animals. He cut back a lot on meat since then and says he wants to go vegetarian and maybe even vegan in the future Can't imagine what it's like to be a slaughterhouse worker :/ Mad respect and sympathy for those people.

What cheap item should be really expensive?

Helium balloons. We are running out of helium.

What do you prefer- cats or dogs?

Cats. Used to have 16 at once.

Inhale sharply through your nose right now! What do you smell around you?

Warm air from the heater below me.

If aliens were to destroy earth tomorrow, but you could play one song to change their minds, what would it be?

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

What Knowledge or Skills you posses that deeply concern people around you?

Deeply concerns? The fact I can see right through people's BS!

What's the most inappropriately hillarious thing you've ever heard a child say?

sparkling wiggles

Why do YOU downvote a post/comment?

If it’s offensive or off topic

People who participated in a Secret Santa exchange at work, what’s the worst gift you ever got?

Alcohol, I wasn't even old enough to drink yet lol

What happens when you call 911 but when they pick up they tell you to call 9/11 and that they can’t help. You call back 9/11 and they put you on a three way with 911 they both say they can’t help and to call the papa johns line and that they can’t help?

If I was intoxicated I probably would be able to understand this

What's something your partner does that gives you the butterflies?

after 11 years? spike my drink.

(Serious) How can a entitled and selfish mentality be changed in a romantic relationship?

Pro tip: If you feel like, for whatever reason possible, you have to change your partner in some way, you aren't in a good relationship.

Car Rental Agency Fraud: Who can the rental consumer contact if rental location refuses to provide the customer with a signed car rental agreement that itemises the charges the customer agreed to?

Almost every company will have a corporate office. If they refuse to give any info try calling your credit card company or bank or whatever company you paid through and placing a hold on any charges that come through. If they refuse to provide you a bill you can claim fraudulent charges. It may not work but most likely they will magically provide that bill if their payment is in jeopardy.

What special effect took you completely out of a movie?

in a good way? flying mountains in avatar. in a bad way? most of the fucking loveless CGI stuff in modern blockbusters.

If you have the chance to WIPE an entire Species from the earth, what would it be?

For me it's definitely Mosquitoes these little shits are torturing me

What happened the first time you had to call the emergency services in your life?

Spent two hours getting victim-blamed by police who were going to do nothing, until a firefighter told them what I had been saying all along, and they couldn't ignore him.

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

Took a shit down the neighbors' chimney again.

What’s the story that always gets told about you or someone you know?

I kissed two boys, no girls, im a guy and im straight

What is the absolute least amount of times you should wipe for a clean butthole?

All depends on the consistency of your shit and there is no simple answer... I've had hard fibrous shits that..whilst I did wipe I probably could have gotten away with out wiping. I've also had sticky shits that I've wiped 30 times.....and then find my asshole sore 2 hours later as I've obviously missed a bit somewhere!

How did things end up with your high school crush?

She died of cancer about 10 years ago. 😔

What is the most memorable incident you’ve seen at a wedding?

The priest asked the groom if he would accept children and raise them in the Catholic faith. Groom promptly passed out. They stopped the ceremony, got him some water, back on his feet and good to go. The priest asks again. Groom passes out again!

A meteor will destroy the earth in 2 weeks, whats the first thing you google?

Ill search *Ads that says "horny teens and milfs near your area"* coz aint no way im dying a virgin

What is the most shocking thing that happened at a wedding you went to?

The bride and groom had premaritals…. Eghad! The atrocities!

What is something a teacher as well as an army commander say?

If you refuse to tell me who did it, all of you will be punished!

[Serious] People who survived a brush with fate and then swore to live differently, how has your life changed?

Seriously... Changed significantly! Someone tried to kill me when I was 18, literally chasing me down the street with a 12 ga, shooting. It was related to an incident that didn't concern me but, I was friends with the people that it did concern. I guess I was going to be collateral damage that day. Birdshot (luckily) hit me in the shoulder. He was close enough to me for about 10 pellets to burn their way into my skin. Had it been a slug it would have killed me being that close to my heart. Anyway, I left that side of town for a couple if years, joined the military, got my head screwed down tight, got a career, and I have everything I need in life just not everything I want however, I'm working on it. When I was younger, I thought I knew an easier way to accomplish everything that I've achieved in life so far, and it almost got my head blown off!

what's the best hentai you've ever watched?

The Bee Movie

What genres of music do you dislike, and for people who like that genre, what should they listen to, to potentially change their mind?

Country. It’s shit.

How is watching porn unmanly?

It's not. It's something most men actually do

You're having a baby, what will you name your baby?

Miss Take

Big Breasted women: is it intentional when your breasts rub against a man during casual conversation, i.e. in the workplace?

It’s as intentional as grinding your junk against the bus door during the morning commute rush hour, so it’s subjective.

What would you do if someone doxxed you?

probably nothing seeing how most or all of my information is more then likely already out there thanks to data breaches at large companies. That i know of i don't have anyone that cares or hates me enough for it to be a problem.

What are some signs of abuse/trauma for either adults or children that are able to seen or recognized, but might not be known?

Trauma is the personal reaction we originate to a situation we have experienced. It's not really possible to look and see in the world to understand what the person has internalized. It often takes on the form of a pernicious narrative that begins to fester internally, and which can come to affect behavior. It's not always abuse either. An example of this is a child who is mocked by a parent when attempting a task. A traumatic reaction may ensue which an adult may think is irrational, and it may induce a trauma that is worse in a child than an actual case of abuse in another. It's very hard to link the observed with a cause because trauma is self inflicted.

What fashion/style is popular now will be undesirable in the future?

I remember a while back a front page post claimed steampunk is going to be the new fashion fad. Still waiting on that. . .

Your ceiling is a canvas. What would you paint on it?

Firstly I would *definitely* not paint it myself as my artistic talent is the chips within a chip packet. Then as cliché as it sounds definitely the night sky with glow in the dark paint. If I reaaally had space and money I would ideally want it to go from one wall as a landscape something pretty like the a beach or the forest where it's sunset and that to merge with the night sky on the ceiling. Does that make sense?

Your phobia is now a sport. What would you name it?

Ohmyfuckinggodwhoputthismanyhorsesinhere.

What are random parts of songs you often sing to yourself?

How bizarre, do, do, do, do, do, do, how bizarre

[serious] If you like being alive, why? What makes life enjoyable for you?

Curiosity. There is always an opportunity for me to learn something new.

What food is so good that it’s comparable to/better than sex?

Cheesecake

Who's your favorite rapper?

Poetry - Mos Def Style - Kendrick Catchy - Drake Personality - Aminé

What's the best "can't beat them, join them" moment you've witnessed?

KD to the warriors

You could bring back one extinct species back to life. Which one would it be?

For me, it would probably be the sabretooth tiger.

What are the best support running shoes for overpronators?

Crocs

what’s the best response to “love you more”?

Love you 3000

Where is your most comfortable place to go to toilet?

Your mum’s chest

You've been sentenced to death but you can choose absolutely any (physically possible) method of execution, what do you choose?

Death by old age

What's your favourite animal (other than those which are usually kept as pets) and why ?

Manta Rays. They're like alien space ships in the water, are super chill and relaxing to watch, and are just so cool. They kick my brain into excited 10 year old mode.

What city do you want recreated in GTA VI besides Miami and NY and LA? Why?

I heard a long time ago that it was going to be San Francisco but of course it’s probably not true. Might be nice though with the bridge, ocean bay, and hills. Probably too close to Los Santos though

If you could wipe one thing from existence right now, what would it be?

Cancer

Survivors of something that should have killed you, what is your story?

I'm a recovering drug addict. If the drug didn't kill me the people should have. I'm thankful for my life and that I am now living a meth free life!

Where do all the shills come from?

Israel

what is the best way to be a web designer??

learn web design

Where do you think will be the first country to introduce a Universal Basic Income, and why will it happen there first?

Arguably, Alaska already had one of a sorts since the 70s.

What is something that absolutely ruined a wedding?

Eloping with the priest, vicar, reverend, imam, rabbi, whoever it is that’s officiating.

Who made this sub so difficult to post on?

Nobody. If anything, the constant stream of low effort posts makes it obvious that posting here is too easy.

What do you think of peeing in the shower?

everyone has done it before, nobody admits it outside of the internet and nobody talks about it outside of the internet.

What is the reason mall food is expensive yet terrible?

The rent in mall isn’t cheap

Which song when played during a scene, felt like it was made for the same exact scene (mention the scene as well. And please mark spoilers)?

Come join the murder. It was played in the final scene of the sons of anarchy. I don't know how to add spoilers so im not gonna mention the scene lol.

Asking the impossible question. What's the greatest tv series of all time?

Star Gate, all three series.

Joined a sub and it says vids aren’t allowed even tho that’s all the sub is is videos. Why does it say that?

What sub?

How do you personally cope with heartbreak?

Badly

Whats the dumbest law in the world?

Incest

What was your best possible bad situation moment—big or small?

Upvoted you mate

What makes for a good dating bio and what makes for a bad dating bio? (Serious)

Bad dating bio is saying your 5’11

How much you think cheerleaders and\or fans attending the event can affect sporting events outcome by cheering for their team?

Upvoted you mate

People who have been homeless, how did you get by?

With a lot of friends and their kindness. I was more or less everyone’s stray. I was in permanent survival mode. I was boarder line about to live in my car but fortunately because of their kindness I always had a place to sleep and if I couldn’t afford dinner they fed me. But now I have my own apartment and a fiancé’ and for the first time in a very long time I’m no longer in survival mode.

If you were to commit not live, what would be the best way to do it?

OP you aren’t considering self harm are you?

[Serious] What is wrong with the world and how would you fix it if given the chance?

Unrestrained capitalism and hoarding of resources to the top 5%. I'd set personal wealth limits, cap the amount of profit companies could generate, and cap the return of profit to investors.

What is the most useless thing you have bought during lockdown?

A face mask

If you could rename a few things to any name of your choice, what would you rename and to what?

I would name the sequel to "Now You See Me" to "Now You Don't" and not fucking "Now You See Me 2."

What's the dumbest or weirdest that you have done or has happen to you today?

Upvoted you mate

If you could use a time machine to go back and warn people about a particular event, what would it be?

Your birth.

What’s stopping you from desiring high yield nukes to end it all?

some fuckers would probably survive

What do you think of people who put "rich" as dating standard for themselves while not being wealthy?

The oldest profession hasn't vanished just because of the internet.

What is your biggest 'Should not have said that.' moment?

Upvoted you mate

In the marvel multiverse if you were an iteration of Kang. What would yours be called?

Kang the procrastinator

How do you guys deal with and get through difficult times? When life hits hard and it is difficult to stay positive, what do you turn to that brings you joy?

I know that it will pass so I just ride the wave. I go outdoors and that helps a lot nearly always.

How paranoid are you?

Upvoted you mate

Those who never use their turn signal, what's your reason?

ran out of blinker fluid

To teen guys, What makes a girl attractive?

Upvoted you mate

What are some inconveniences caused by physics that would come as a result of using superpowers?

Teleportation would suck. If you teleport anywhere that isn't on the exact same latitude as you, you would immediately be thrown sideways at several thousand kph, because angular momentum. If you are invisible, you are also blind. In order to see you must absorb light and thus must be visible. Mind reading sounds cool but if everyone else's head is anything like mine then it would get very depressing very quickly. Super strength would have all the same disadvantages as being extremely dyspraxic. Sure, you can lift some stuff other people can't, but also everything you touch just became extremely easy to break by accident (including hugging your loved ones). The energy required to produce laser vision would immediately burn up all of your metabolism and kill you with starvation.

People who have talked your way out of a ticket: what law were you breaking and what did you say to the cops?

I was illegally parked. I just told the cop the truth. My best friend refused to put on her seat belt.

What game would you like to see remastered?

Megaman Legends.

What were you thinking about a few minutes ago?

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Which is the worst haircut trend of all time?

Rat tails

What is an overrated dish ?

More of an ingredient than a dish, but caviar

What to do if a person starts being emotional and starts crying?Pretty sure they dont want to hear the usual "everything gets better with time" and shit like that.Any tips?

Listen and be present. Do not try to fix. Offer and give help if asked.

What do you miss the most about your home when you are at a night out (or outs) at your friends or relatives?

My bed and sheets and pillows

If you could change one thing leading up to a major historical event, thus changing the world as we know it today, what would it be and why?

Make the art school accept adolf hitler instead of rejecting him.

Who decides what is right and moral?

Society

What is the story you tell to your child/ren when they ask 'How did you meet mom/dad?'

It was December on a warm summer night, We were out in the city, there was loads of light, I walked up to her and said "hey, you look shity" She looked in the mirror and said "Damn, what a pity" I bought her a McDonalds and asked for her address She took me home and asked me to undress, We did it for an hour before going to sleep, I woke up the next morning "Fuck where's my Jeep".

How are you supposed to deal with criticism for not being able to cope great in life because of having had bad parents from people who have had good or decent parenting?

By teaching yourself how to cope better.

What product did you want to believe in that turned out to be total bullshit?

Cyberpunk 2077

What was your biggest WTF moment that happened at Summer Camp this year?

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