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What are the best and worst Birthday months and why?	December is the worst in a Christian family. Your bday is overshadowed by Christmas
If you had a chance to cheat on your partner without them finding out, would you? Why?	No because she would find out anyway and slice my knees off.
What’s your biggest “no shit” moment ever?	The stupid Pizza Hut commercials that literally said "The $10 dinner box only costs $10"
Who’s into crypto here?	Got some doge
What makes you gay?	The chemicals they put in the water
What is one non-sexual thing that someone has done that turned you on?	A girl looked at me
what was the moment in your life after which you decided to never trust anyone?	When someone who claimed i was family was talking shit behind my back.
What's your first memory from your childhood and how old were you?	The first day of my KG, I slapped a friend for trying to make friends with me 😂😂
what was your worst school bus memory?	we had a kid one time throw a frozen hot pocket at our driver while driving. he had to go to the hospital, and a cop actually ended up taking over the bus and dropped us all off at our homes (he was registered to drive for our department of transportation due to being a bus driver a year prior to being a cop) he ended up dropping the bus off at the yard, and took the kid who threw it into jail. he got suspended and let go when his parents arrived to pick him up. two months later he was allowed to ride the bus again, guess what he did? he brought eggs onto the bus and threw them at a car passing by us, never got caught. he got caught again when he threw 9 FULL pickle glass jars out of the bus, he got caught a day later when they picked us up with a new bus the next day because all his glass pickle jars ended up fucking up one of the rear tires.
What is the most embarrassing thing that you have ever done during a sleepover?	Apparently I was talking in my sleep and said I wanted to bang the host's mom In my defense, he had a really hot mom
What’s a song or lyric that changed your life?	“Don’t Give Up (You’re on the Brink of a Miracle)”
What would you do if your computer decided to take the day off and not power on?	Also take a day off
Eat standing up? Who does it, and why?	Standing up leaning over the sink and usually very fast. Because having a toddler can greatly reduce your opportunities to enjoy an nice sit down meal.
What are some pieces of early internet lore everyone should know about?	Leroy Jenkins
After trying for 6 years to be successful on YouTube and only hitting 2000 subs what should one do?	I believe your problem is you're "trying". Youtube should be about sharing your passion. Not having the goal of growing to become a celebrity. If that's your goal it's often painfully obvious and reduces quality by a mile. Do it because you like it, don't because you want viewers.
What kind of pajama do you have?	i sleep naked
[Serious] How different are you as a person compared to 10 years ago?	Well, I'm 32 now. When I was 22, I was still wet behind the ears. Inexperienced. Naive. Now, as a grown adult in his early 30's, I'm just depressed.
How would you like to suck the Penis?	Like normal I guess.
What is your favorite song from your favorite video game soundtrack?	The legend of Zelda, main theme.
What show/movie did an amazing job at casting family so much that the actors look like they could actually be family?	The Weasleys from Harry Potter, even beyond the red hair they all had
What do people usually think is disrespectful towards you, but you just don't mind anyways?	Accidentally calling me ma’am when they see my long hair from behind. So many people get flustered when I turn around and they see my facial hair but I honestly couldn’t care less. Stereotypically females do have longer hair than males so I understand the mistake
Western Europeans in the flood zones, how are things and what can we do to help?	Send hookers and cocaine to Blessem
What did you do as a student to earn a lot of cash?	Worked a full time job.
Whose name perfectly matches their appearance and personality?	Benedict Cumberbatch
You find and befriend a Pegasus (a horse with wings) how do you use this to convince humanity you are a Goddess or a God?	That sounds exhausting, can I just ride my new horse around for shits and giggles instead?
To those of you who have been in long relationships that ended peacefully, what was the moment, feeling, or thing that made you realize that it was over and you needed to break up?	She said we should break up
what do you find attractive?	Intelligence, conversation, similar sense of humor.
What's the true reason to life?	👉🏼👌🏼
What electric car would you buy?	Anything but a tesla
[Serious] How would proposed voting laws around the country make it harder for specific classes to vote?	What country?
What are some reasons for optimism about the state the world will be in 50 years from now?	Progress is inevitable. Sometimes we regress again and again, but eventually we'll overcome the failures of previous generations.
what's something you wished you didn't know?	What my grandmother's tits looked like
What on all metrics seems simple but is actually difficult to execute?	Eating less sugar
What do you suspect that you are the only one doing?	touching myself
What is your happiest accident?	My kid
What is your funniest anecdote, story or joke?	Kind of broad net here. Off the top of my head a good one is when I was 20 working in a pharmacy and just lost a lot of weight and was on the verge of being attractive for the first time in my life. There was a girl who came in from time to time who I was really into but never really had much more than a surface conversation with. I was about to quit in the next month so I made an ultimatum that next time she came I would ask her out which was kind of a big deal for me at the time. Turns out she came in the next day. She walked up to the counter, I walked to the counter, and she asked for Plan B. Hard to imagine a situation where asking her out would have any sort of positive result.
What’s a last name that just screams wealthy?	Kennedy
What are common stereotypes attached to certain names?	Karen. So I have to explain?
What's the strangest behavior you've seen during covid?	People fighting over toilet paper
What not to do in front of you fiance?	Introduce them to your girlfriend
What is thing that a high school teacher told you, that you will never forget?	Our physics teacher told us, "I don't understand the physics of how girls can wear short skirts during mid-winter and not feel cold, while I am wearing five layers of clothing and still freezing my balls off."
Alabama and Mississippi are typically known as the least educated and most backwards thinking states in the United States. Florida is also seen as the shitshow state. Does your country have an area where one of these stereotypes exist?	From a pure policy and legislation perspective, that's not really a stereotype... those places really are complete shitshows.
What are adjectives that can be used for both Pringles and a small penis?	I thought of thin and unfulfilling but I need more
What is your top most regret?	Being born
Dads who left their children, why did you do this? Don't you feel guilty?	If women should be able to abort without the consent of the father, men should be able to leave the woman with no legal consequences.
What is your favorite Assassin's Creed game?	Odyssey because the combat was surprisingly good
What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done while drunk?	Groped my mom.
Canadians, what is the rudest thing you have done?	Once, someone bumped into me and I didn’t say sorry.
what is a secret you have?	I was selling my ass to older men in my 20's. I'm straight
What is the most evil thing you have ever done?	I put tomato sauce on my ice cream once as a child.
What's your best "I told you so" moment?	You should have gotten the vaccine when it was offered to you, for free.... you dumb fuck.
Today is Monday, what is your meal plan?	My meal plan is "Not eating until dinnertime when I get home from work and then I'm gonna wing it."
What is the worst thing a friend has ever done to you?	He got a gf
what would you do if you become famous?	earn a bunch of money then do something to get myself canceled so i could live in peace after a while.
What's the thing you instantly regretted right after doing it?	being born
Serious Question: What do y'all think of Deja Vu?	I feel like I’ve seen this question before
What is the craziest/weirdest thing that ever happened when you were riding a school bus?	In high school kids would have sex on the bus and it was so cringy
Women who think all men are stupid. What the fk?	People in general do a lot of stupid things. Men scarf down that pie chart with blind abandon.
Millennials, what is something about kids today that you just don't understand?	I work in education and I don’t understand how so many kids can still be so shitty at homework with so much information at their fingertips. I used to cry into my algebra textbook as a teenager out of sheer frustration because without someone to help me, I was all on my own. Now you can just watch a tutorial on YouTube on how to solve the equation! Why not do that?!
What is your "this is better than sex" moment/activity?	Fishing. I'd choose it over sex everytime.
What's a commercial or ad that stuck with you forever?	Whatever I think I see, becomes a Tootsie roll to me
You can switch bodies with anyone in this world, who would you switch with? What is the first thing you would do?	boobies hehehe....oh I mean....of course someone well respected + rich or a young rich person with their whole life ahead...definitely not what i mentioned in the first place...not at all....
How do you find peace when you know your parents’ mind is failing & you won’t have much time left with a whole person?	I really wish I could tell you, but I understand where you’re at. My mom isn’t really herself anymore and is slowly loosing herself more and more. I wonder the same too.
What happened to make you realize your group of friends were a bad influence on you?	Tried to shame me for my religion. Left them pretty quickly
What's the "Creepiest" thing you have heard a child say?	“I can get a knife from the kitchen and cut your throat while you sleep.”
What's the biggest misconception about your job?	As a Physician, people think I live luxuriously outside of the hospital and that my life within hospital walls is just like a drama series.
How do you get more followers on Instagram?	be a hot girl
What's your favourite kitchen gadget?	Water dispenser. Have boiling hot and icy cold water on demand.
What popular food do you hate?	bacon
Which actors had the best on screen chemistry that you would want to see in another film together ?	Jonah hill and Leonardo dicaprio
what is something that makes you uncomfortable but shouldn't ?	even numbers - idk why but i only like odd numbers
What 5 things would you take with you, on a mission to colonize Mars?	* My copy of Colonizing Mars for Dummies * Quantum energy storage * HAB unit with sex room upgrade * Green house * The Physician's Desk Reference
Once marijuana is legalized federally, what will the government focus on next to keep prisons full?	Politicians if we’re lucky
What are some adjectives we can use to compliment men (like cute/handsome)?	I like to tell them they're a "manly man" for simple things, like reaching something off of a high shelf, giving me a big snuggley hug, changing a light bulb, helping a stranger, being the responsible friend.. any little bit to take back the power from toxic masculinity.
How did your first partner react when seeing your vagina or penis for the first time?	My future wife's eyes got huge and she exclaimed in breathless awe how large my member was. She'd been raised in a strict household in a culture that shunned dating. Her teachers growing up had all been nuns. I found out a short time after our first sexual encounter that the only penises she'd ever seen were on baby boys while changing their diapers. So yeah... I'm huge compared to a baby. Hooray.
What's your most precious childhood memory?	Doing family activities, such as going fishing, swimming, skating, roller blading, and playing sports with my dad.
What do kids want their parent(s) to be like? What makes a good parent?	Support my passions and not your wishes
What tricks do you use that never fail you?	always sit down to pee so you don’t have to worry about aiming
You just accidentally started the grey goo-pocalypse. What were you actually trying to do?	Create a metal slime for my DragonQuest cosplay
What one mystery would you love to see solved?	How often life occurs in the universe. Obviously it does happen, but are we experiencing something unbelievably unique, or is this just kinda run of the mill?
Who, of the gender you are not attracted to, would you bang?	Tom Muthafuckin Brady
What are the things that people should reconsider?	Fake nails. I don't know what kink or fracture of the mind led to this nightmare on Edward Scisorshands but if ye could all de-claw , that would be great, you lovely leopard skin cougars.
There are state parks, there are national parks, what beautiful places would make it on to the international park list?	Seven wonders, to start with
What's your definition of a computer crash vs. a computer freeze?	I think a crash turns off. A freeze needs to be turned off.
What is the biggest mistake that you’ve ever made?	Existing
How can one get an actual longterm boyfriend, and why is it so complicated sometimes?	If there’s a recurring problem, perhaps consider looking into the common denominator.
What is the best question a teacher ever asked you?	"Are you too stupid to get the A, or too lazy?" Really changed my perspective on shit. I really was just too lazy to study. I mean, I still am. But at least now I know I am.
What is your most successful pickup line?	Using pickup lines is for losers. Talking to girls normally has been most successful for me.
What is the most random wtf video you've seen?	I totally got rick rolled this one time...
What experience changed you?	When I sent the person I love to the mental hospital for attempted suicide
What was your “Never gonna give you up” moment?	When she told me she was never gonna let me down
What do people say they don't care about, but probably do, and why do you think they pretend not to care?	People ALWAYS care when a dog doesn't like them. I think because dogs are so inherently pure, that to be disregarded by one is a huge insult to one's character.
What's a dumb accomplishment that you're proud of?	One time i went to bed at a reasonable hour
You have a day to prepare and cook for Gordon Ramsay. What do you make to impress him?	I would just find a creative way to make him eat my literal shit
What was our existence when we weren't even a sperm?	You were an egg as much as you were a sperm, and those are around for far, far longer
How do you get people to stop tailgating you?	Move over, or gently slow down until they pass you.
[Serious]What is your worst experience lending a friend/family member money?	I lent her $300. Could pay it back. Thought we would still be cool after that. Nope! I cut her off.
What would happen if we took away everyone's money and redistributed it among all people on the planet?	Nothing. You’re focusing on the symptoms, not the disease.
How do you define good or bad person?	For me, it’s a pretty simple metric. Bad people are selfish. They place themselves in their desires at the center of any discussion. For them, no decision is beyond self gratification. Vaccines? “Not in my body!” Guns? “But I wanna carry one everywhere!” Immigration? “Not in my country!” Racism? “I’ve never seen people act that way!” For bad people, other people’s experiences are beneath contempt. Bad people are essentially functionally solipsists. They treat the world and everyone around them as though only they matter.
[Serious] Why are we not treating China’s CCP like Nazi Germany? They are being super evil and have already committed genocide. They are lying through propaganda, hacking and invading America slowly. Why are we pretending they’re not an evil regime trying to take over?	My guess would be they control so much production in the world that any harm to them will only inflict pain on ourselves, and if they start calling in debts it could become a big issue as well

What are the best and worst Birthday months and why?

December is the worst in a Christian family. Your bday is overshadowed by Christmas

If you had a chance to cheat on your partner without them finding out, would you? Why?

No because she would find out anyway and slice my knees off.

What’s your biggest “no shit” moment ever?

The stupid Pizza Hut commercials that literally said "The $10 dinner box only costs $10"

Who’s into crypto here?

Got some doge

What makes you gay?

The chemicals they put in the water

What is one non-sexual thing that someone has done that turned you on?

A girl looked at me

what was the moment in your life after which you decided to never trust anyone?

When someone who claimed i was family was talking shit behind my back.

What's your first memory from your childhood and how old were you?

The first day of my KG, I slapped a friend for trying to make friends with me 😂😂

what was your worst school bus memory?

we had a kid one time throw a frozen hot pocket at our driver while driving. he had to go to the hospital, and a cop actually ended up taking over the bus and dropped us all off at our homes (he was registered to drive for our department of transportation due to being a bus driver a year prior to being a cop) he ended up dropping the bus off at the yard, and took the kid who threw it into jail. he got suspended and let go when his parents arrived to pick him up. two months later he was allowed to ride the bus again, guess what he did? he brought eggs onto the bus and threw them at a car passing by us, never got caught. he got caught again when he threw 9 FULL pickle glass jars out of the bus, he got caught a day later when they picked us up with a **new** bus the next day because all his glass pickle jars ended up fucking up one of the rear tires.

What is the most embarrassing thing that you have ever done during a sleepover?

Apparently I was talking in my sleep and said I wanted to bang the host's mom In my defense, he had a really hot mom

What’s a song or lyric that changed your life?

“Don’t Give Up (You’re on the Brink of a Miracle)”

What would you do if your computer decided to take the day off and not power on?

Also take a day off

Eat standing up? Who does it, and why?

Standing up leaning over the sink and usually very fast. Because having a toddler can greatly reduce your opportunities to enjoy an nice sit down meal.

What are some pieces of early internet lore everyone should know about?

Leroy Jenkins

After trying for 6 years to be successful on YouTube and only hitting 2000 subs what should one do?

I believe your problem is you're "trying". Youtube should be about sharing your passion. Not having the goal of growing to become a celebrity. If that's your goal it's often painfully obvious and reduces quality by a mile. Do it because you like it, don't because you want viewers.

What kind of pajama do you have?

i sleep naked

[Serious] How different are you as a person compared to 10 years ago?

Well, I'm 32 now. When I was 22, I was still wet behind the ears. Inexperienced. Naive. Now, as a grown adult in his early 30's, I'm just depressed.

How would you like to suck the Penis?

Like normal I guess.

What is your favorite song from your favorite video game soundtrack?

The legend of Zelda, main theme.

What show/movie did an amazing job at casting family so much that the actors look like they could actually be family?

The Weasleys from Harry Potter, even beyond the red hair they all had

What do people usually think is disrespectful towards you, but you just don't mind anyways?

Accidentally calling me ma’am when they see my long hair from behind. So many people get flustered when I turn around and they see my facial hair but I honestly couldn’t care less. Stereotypically females do have longer hair than males so I understand the mistake

Western Europeans in the flood zones, how are things and what can we do to help?

Send hookers and cocaine to Blessem

What did you do as a student to earn a lot of cash?

Worked a full time job.

Whose name perfectly matches their appearance and personality?

Benedict Cumberbatch

You find and befriend a Pegasus (a horse with wings) how do you use this to convince humanity you are a Goddess or a God?

That sounds exhausting, can I just ride my new horse around for shits and giggles instead?

To those of you who have been in long relationships that ended peacefully, what was the moment, feeling, or thing that made you realize that it was over and you needed to break up?

She said we should break up

what do you find attractive?

Intelligence, conversation, similar sense of humor.

What's the true reason to life?

👉🏼👌🏼

What electric car would you buy?

Anything but a tesla

[Serious] How would proposed voting laws around the country make it harder for specific classes to vote?

What country?

What are some reasons for optimism about the state the world will be in 50 years from now?

Progress is inevitable. Sometimes we regress again and again, but eventually we'll overcome the failures of previous generations.

what's something you wished you didn't know?

What my grandmother's tits looked like

What on all metrics seems simple but is actually difficult to execute?

Eating less sugar

What do you suspect that you are the only one doing?

touching myself

What is your happiest accident?

My kid

What is your funniest anecdote, story or joke?

Kind of broad net here. Off the top of my head a good one is when I was 20 working in a pharmacy and just lost a lot of weight and was on the verge of being attractive for the first time in my life. There was a girl who came in from time to time who I was really into but never really had much more than a surface conversation with. I was about to quit in the next month so I made an ultimatum that next time she came I would ask her out which was kind of a big deal for me at the time. Turns out she came in the next day. She walked up to the counter, I walked to the counter, and she asked for Plan B. Hard to imagine a situation where asking her out would have any sort of positive result.

What’s a last name that just screams wealthy?

Kennedy

What are common stereotypes attached to certain names?

Karen. So I have to explain?

What's the strangest behavior you've seen during covid?

People fighting over toilet paper

What not to do in front of you fiance?

Introduce them to your girlfriend

What is thing that a high school teacher told you, that you will never forget?

Our physics teacher told us, "I don't understand the physics of how girls can wear short skirts during mid-winter and not feel cold, while I am wearing five layers of clothing and still freezing my balls off."

Alabama and Mississippi are typically known as the least educated and most backwards thinking states in the United States. Florida is also seen as the shitshow state. Does your country have an area where one of these stereotypes exist?

From a pure policy and legislation perspective, that's not really a stereotype... those places really are complete shitshows.

What are adjectives that can be used for both Pringles and a small penis?

I thought of thin and unfulfilling but I need more

What is your top most regret?

Being born

Dads who left their children, why did you do this? Don't you feel guilty?

If women should be able to abort without the consent of the father, men should be able to leave the woman with no legal consequences.

What is your favorite Assassin's Creed game?

Odyssey because the combat was surprisingly good

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done while drunk?

Groped my mom.

Canadians, what is the rudest thing you have done?

Once, someone bumped into me and I didn’t say sorry.

what is a secret you have?

I was selling my ass to older men in my 20's. I'm straight

What is the most evil thing you have ever done?

I put tomato sauce on my ice cream once as a child.

What's your best "I told you so" moment?

You should have gotten the vaccine when it was offered to you, for free.... you dumb fuck.

Today is Monday, what is your meal plan?

My meal plan is "Not eating until dinnertime when I get home from work and then I'm gonna wing it."

What is the worst thing a friend has ever done to you?

He got a gf

what would you do if you become famous?

earn a bunch of money then do something to get myself canceled so i could live in peace after a while.

What's the thing you instantly regretted right after doing it?

being born

Serious Question: What do y'all think of Deja Vu?

I feel like I’ve seen this question before

What is the craziest/weirdest thing that ever happened when you were riding a school bus?

In high school kids would have sex on the bus and it was so cringy

Women who think all men are stupid. What the fk?

People in general do a lot of stupid things. Men scarf down that pie chart with blind abandon.

Millennials, what is something about kids today that you just don't understand?

I work in education and I don’t understand how so many kids can still be so shitty at homework with so much information at their fingertips. I used to cry into my algebra textbook as a teenager out of sheer frustration because without someone to help me, I was all on my own. Now you can just watch a tutorial on YouTube on how to solve the equation! Why not do that?!

What is your "this is better than sex" moment/activity?

Fishing. I'd choose it over sex everytime.

What's a commercial or ad that stuck with you forever?

Whatever I think I see, becomes a Tootsie roll to me

You can switch bodies with anyone in this world, who would you switch with? What is the first thing you would do?

boobies hehehe....oh I mean....of course someone well respected + rich or a young rich person with their whole life ahead...definitely not what i mentioned in the first place...not at all....

How do you find peace when you know your parents’ mind is failing & you won’t have much time left with a whole person?

I really wish I could tell you, but I understand where you’re at. My mom isn’t really herself anymore and is slowly loosing herself more and more. I wonder the same too.

What happened to make you realize your group of friends were a bad influence on you?

Tried to shame me for my religion. Left them pretty quickly

What's the "Creepiest" thing you have heard a child say?

“I can get a knife from the kitchen and cut your throat while you sleep.”

What's the biggest misconception about your job?

As a Physician, people think I live luxuriously outside of the hospital and that my life within hospital walls is just like a drama series.

How do you get more followers on Instagram?

be a hot girl

What's your favourite kitchen gadget?

Water dispenser. Have boiling hot and icy cold water on demand.

What popular food do you hate?

bacon

Which actors had the best on screen chemistry that you would want to see in another film together ?

Jonah hill and Leonardo dicaprio

what is something that makes you uncomfortable but shouldn't ?

even numbers - idk why but i only like odd numbers

What 5 things would you take with you, on a mission to colonize Mars?

* My copy of Colonizing Mars for Dummies * Quantum energy storage * HAB unit with sex room upgrade * Green house * The Physician's Desk Reference

Once marijuana is legalized federally, what will the government focus on next to keep prisons full?

Politicians if we’re lucky

What are some adjectives we can use to compliment men (like cute/handsome)?

I like to tell them they're a "manly man" for simple things, like reaching something off of a high shelf, giving me a big snuggley hug, changing a light bulb, helping a stranger, being the responsible friend.. any little bit to take back the power from toxic masculinity.

How did your first partner react when seeing your vagina or penis for the first time?

My future wife's eyes got huge and she exclaimed in breathless awe how large my member was. She'd been raised in a strict household in a culture that shunned dating. Her teachers growing up had all been nuns. I found out a short time after our first sexual encounter that the only penises she'd ever seen were on baby boys while changing their diapers. So yeah... I'm huge compared to a baby. Hooray.

What's your most precious childhood memory?

Doing family activities, such as going fishing, swimming, skating, roller blading, and playing sports with my dad.

What do kids want their parent(s) to be like? What makes a good parent?

Support my passions and not your wishes

What tricks do you use that never fail you?

always sit down to pee so you don’t have to worry about aiming

You just accidentally started the grey goo-pocalypse. What were you actually trying to do?

Create a metal slime for my DragonQuest cosplay

What one mystery would you love to see solved?

How often life occurs in the universe. Obviously it does happen, but are we experiencing something unbelievably unique, or is this just kinda run of the mill?

Who, of the gender you are not attracted to, would you bang?

Tom Muthafuckin Brady

What are the things that people should reconsider?

Fake nails. I don't know what kink or fracture of the mind led to this nightmare on Edward Scisorshands but if ye could all de-claw , that would be great, you lovely leopard skin cougars.

There are state parks, there are national parks, what beautiful places would make it on to the international park list?

Seven wonders, to start with

What's your definition of a computer crash vs. a computer freeze?

I think a crash turns off. A freeze needs to be turned off.

What is the biggest mistake that you’ve ever made?

Existing

How can one get an actual longterm boyfriend, and why is it so complicated sometimes?

If there’s a recurring problem, perhaps consider looking into the common denominator.

What is the best question a teacher ever asked you?

"Are you too stupid to get the A, or too lazy?" Really changed my perspective on shit. I really was just too lazy to study. I mean, I still am. But at least now I know I am.

What is your most successful pickup line?

Using pickup lines is for losers. Talking to girls normally has been most successful for me.

What is the most random wtf video you've seen?

I totally got rick rolled this one time...

What experience changed you?

When I sent the person I love to the mental hospital for attempted suicide

What was your “Never gonna give you up” moment?

When she told me she was never gonna let me down

What do people say they don't care about, but probably do, and why do you think they pretend not to care?

People ALWAYS care when a dog doesn't like them. I think because dogs are so inherently pure, that to be disregarded by one is a huge insult to one's character.

What's a dumb accomplishment that you're proud of?

One time i went to bed at a reasonable hour

You have a day to prepare and cook for Gordon Ramsay. What do you make to impress him?

I would just find a creative way to make him eat my literal shit

What was our existence when we weren't even a sperm?

You were an egg as much as you were a sperm, and those are around for far, far longer

How do you get people to stop tailgating you?

Move over, or gently slow down until they pass you.

[Serious]What is your worst experience lending a friend/family member money?

I lent her $300. Could pay it back. Thought we would still be cool after that. Nope! I cut her off.

What would happen if we took away everyone's money and redistributed it among all people on the planet?

Nothing. You’re focusing on the symptoms, not the disease.

How do you define good or bad person?

For me, it’s a pretty simple metric. Bad people are selfish. They place themselves in their desires at the center of any discussion. For them, no decision is beyond self gratification. Vaccines? “Not in my body!” Guns? “But I wanna carry one everywhere!” Immigration? “Not in my country!” Racism? “I’ve never seen people act that way!” For bad people, other people’s experiences are beneath contempt. Bad people are essentially functionally solipsists. They treat the world and everyone around them as though only they matter.

[Serious] Why are we not treating China’s CCP like Nazi Germany? They are being super evil and have already committed genocide. They are lying through propaganda, hacking and invading America slowly. Why are we pretending they’re not an evil regime trying to take over?

My guess would be they control so much production in the world that any harm to them will only inflict pain on ourselves, and if they start calling in debts it could become a big issue as well