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It's the hunger games but with superheroes who will be victorious and why?
Superman would win because he is one of the most overpowered superheroes out there.
What was the most stunning personal transformation you’ve ever witnessed in a person you hadn’t seen for a while?
A dude who was my manager 15 years ago. From Matt he went to Maddie. He's trans now wtf.
Why have the gods forsaken us?
Tik tok
What's one rule in your book that is not common in others?
Plans need to be at 75% possible to achieve. Getting a car with AC, possible. Saving 20 grand when you spend your money on things you don't need like video games, extensive vacations - not so much.
What programming language should you learn for a career in Cyber Security? What are some tips for those entering the field?
I'd start with shell language. You can try how to hack with bunch of linux tools. You can try to be a white hacker by that. Python can be useful as well considering it is very open-source, user-friendly and also good if you want to try penetration testing.
What's a reference only people who played the same game will understand?
Gwd, sgs, bcp, bp, ect. Iykyk
Change the order of the words in any movie title. What did you come up with?
Back, Strikes The Empire
When is the apocalypse in your opinion?
The idea of “the apocalypse” is subjective. I think something like the apocalypse could occur when we’ve run out of vital resources such as water, fossil fuels, etc. This would likely cause a massive, potentially nuclear war which could certainly be likened to an apocalypse.
What is the biggest lie you have ever heard?
"I didn't cheat."
What part of self care do men neglect the most?
Mental health
What do people think makes them look cool, but makes them look stupid?
Revving their car up extremely loud
How did you find your purpose and or what you wanted to do with your life?
I still have no idea what i'm doing..
How do you become successful in life?
Depends on what your idea of success is. Do you mean material possessions? Do you mean a spiritual life? Do you mean succes in business, or parenting? Perhaps changing the world? There are many forms of "life success". I'll tell you this: while there are many paths to the top of the mountain, this implies you feel you must get to the peak of it. If you look at lofe as a journey, you will suffer if you never get anywhere. Remember, you can work hard your whole life and never see much gain for it. It's better to look at life as a dance. When you dance, there is no goal such as arriving at a specific place in the room. Instead, you dance for the experience of it all. Live life that way. Have goals, but do not think you need to accomplish them to be happy. Do not chase happiness or success. Work toward them, but learn to accept and be at peace with any outcome. If you become attached to a specific outcome you will suffer should it not come to manifest. Yet if you are at peace with any outcome and learn to love life as a dance, you will be happy no matter where your path takes you.
People that don’t parachute when they poop, why?
Excuse me, what?
What is something that a member of your extended or super extended has done or continues to do that has an effect on your life?
About 18 years ago my mom and my dad had sex…
What is the one thing you do that you hate but can’t stop doing it?
Breathing
What is your number one fantasy inside or outside of your relationship?
Not to have to slave the rest of my life away for money.
What is one thing you know is completely true because you witnessed it first hand but, if you told anyone they’d never believe you?
Swear a saw a UFO. Shot across the sky in no less than 10 seconds from as far east to as far west as I could see. Blinked red three times.
What is your favourite song?
Everlong
You have a Sharpe and no one is watching. What do you graffiti in the rest stop stall?
"For a good time, call /u/P0TDAWG"
What is your favourite genre of music?
Pop Punk/Punk Rock
What’s a word you always spell wrong?
wrong
How do you stop caring too much about what others think of you?
You realise that by caring about what people think, you give control of your life over to those people. Everyone has their own idea of how you should live your life. You can't make everyone happy and it's useless to try. So be who you are and live how you want to.
What acclaimed movie sequel do you think is overrated?
Space Jam 2. It didn’t need to exist.
Men who have gotten boners in class presentations, what happened that moment?
take your dick out to establish dominance
It's a zombie apocalypse and the only ones who will protect you are all the movie roles played by an actor of your choice. Which actor do you choose?
Ewan McGregor. The High Ground can defeat any Zombie
What is your favorite gaming moment of all time?
For me, its easily the ending of Outer Wilds, i went through every single emotion in the span of 15 mins, it was amazing. 100% a must play if you haven't already, dont watch any playthrough just go in blind, you wont regret it.
What do you do when you have bent half your big toenail?
Cry.
What used to be trashy and is now classy? Or what used to be classy but is now trashy?
My ex wife. I'll let you decide which direction she went.
What's one thing on your bucket list?
Playing dungeon and dragons
What are your thoughts on population control?
It’s happening.
People who send dick pictures, why do you do it ?
I have done it only when requested. You never, never send an unsolicited dick pic.
Which great film should never have been given a sequel?
Independence Day
What are defining qualities of a bad person?
Arguing just be right and feel superior.
What was on the other side of the road that the chicken couldn't resist crossing?
She saw a rooster and wanted to see what that cock could do do do
What’s your first memory?
I was three years old and getting potty trained. I was doing well, not having a diaper, but still had trouble with going in my underpants. One day I had accidentally gone in my underpants and my mother took me to the bathroom to get cleaned up. My memory starts when I looked in my power rangers underpants, got scared, screamed "WHAT IS THAT?!" at the sight of poop, and cried. Tl:dr I was three years old and shit my pants
What's the most annoying thing your partner does?
She always wears this invisible paint and never responds when I talk to here. It’s our cute little thing tho
Which is the your favourite hip hop album of all time ?
Hoppity hip by hippo hop and the hoppers
What is a lie you believed for long time? Why?
Santa claus
What's the horniest that you've ever been?
I literally started growing horns.
Does it ever feel like you've outgrown the people you were born/lived around emotionally & intellectually ? Where does one go from there ?
I outgrew my mom because you realize whatever emotions you may have with your birthgiver, her treating you like a novelty/trophy/servant just isn't worth the anger and cancer. My mom is very intelligent, but wisdom is very much what she's lacking. If you're still on good terms with them, keep channels open because it's good to have people. But if they're just cancerous, cut them out like a cancer.
What are the easiest way to make some cash as a student?
Obv a job, somewhere close preferably.
What are some fun/outdoor hobbies to try in your 20's?
I've been having fun with gardening this year. I'm growing my own food.
What's the best feel good movie?
My Cousin Vinny
When did you try to help someone but feel that your making the situation worse?
My mom was going to a new job at a big company as senior tax advisor (very well paying) and all her coworkers were so horrible to her, so I started telling her that I was treated the same at work as a joke to make her feel a bit better, that only added to the stress
What are some characters from movies/tv shows, etc etc that everyone loves but you hate?
Everyone from friends
Whats something that's okay for you to say, but is horrible if a doctor says it?
I can’t help you with that.
How can a wildfire be started from space using satellites without being detected?
It can't, stop believing bullshit conspiracies you read on facebook bro
How were you conceived?
Sex.
Can a knife blade snapped in half be fixed and how much would it cost?
Yes, price depends on who does it and how it's fixed. I wouldn't bother with it, coz it my be a weak pont and could break again.
how can one person learn Deutsch in an easy way and what should be done in the beginning?
Watch German tv especially kids ones.
Which movie or show do you love quoting in your day-to-day life?
Ghostbusters.
What’s a dream you’ve been consistently having at night for years?
I go to several different malls. Been going to them for over a decade. I know my way around each mall and know how to get to each one and know the surrounding areas. In the malls, I have favorite stores. Also… I do not even like shopping. Or malls.
What is the worst thing a “friend” has ever done to you?
Left me with a broken bone in the middle of nowhere
People who’ve been to therapy what’s the best advice you’ve received?
Therapists don't give you advice so much as they help you figure out healthy solutions by yourself. They help you reorient your perspective to see what exactly went wrong and why, and how you can deal with it in a healthy manner and develop healthier coping mechanisms to avoid pain in the future.
First thoughts when you met your best friend ?
“Who the hell is this crackpot bitch?”
How do you masturbate and when to not get caught?
Remember reading this on the internet: If you're masturbating and someone walks in on you don't stop. If you stop, you were caught masturbating. But if you continue, then they're the creep watching you masturbate.
What's the most surreal dream you had that you thought was reality?
I dreamt it was the future and my gf and I were old, married and had kids. Whenever we finally got all the family gathered at the tree on the hill ,my granddaughter, asked me for a drink and when I asked her what kind she said “a cold coke please.” With that I was walking back to the house and when I looked back and saw everyone, my heart filled with warmth and happiness before I collapsed smiling. The last thing I remember was my children running to me yelling. Everything felt so real to the point I was confused where I was when I woke up
What’s a law we break almost everyday?
Speeding, dosent matter if it's over 1 mile litterly everyone speeds
Who is the good guy in history who actually wasn’t very good?
Columbus
What’s something that you really should enjoy but can’t stand?
Playing competitive games with my friends
When A.I will replace every job and smart enough to maintain itself, what people will do?
Full automation of manufacturing will likely push humans outside of the economy alltogether and governments will need to decide how to cope. I recommend [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU) on the topic.
What’s the least scary horror movie?
The babadook
What movie should not be an Oscar winner?
Crash.
The penis mushroom head flesh became pale white. How necessary is it to sun bathe the Penis?
It seems like a lot of children are asking NSFW questions this morning.
You have 5 seconds to die. What are you gonna do?
Die
What is your favorite family guy cutaway gag?
Mick Jagger and David Bowie’s “Dancing In The Street” music video. The fact that they played it in its entirety was hilarious.
[Serious] Those of you who are not investing any money, why? Can you genuinely not afford to invest $25 a month?
I'm 16
What world problem has a simple solution that we’re all just overlooking?
Execute corrupt officials. It will straighten out many problems.
Weird question: what would a waterbed filled entirely with semen feel like?
Just lay on your moms stomach and you’ll find out
[serious] What is appropriate to leave at a musician/artist/celebrity’s grave that won’t turn it into a mess?
Just take your pic, say your prayer, and that will be enough.
What do you think is more well known and why, Among Us or Steven Universe?
Amogus bc the imposter is sus
Which type of kid is the worst ? Fortune kid ,Robox kid or Minecraft kid ?
fortune. they are so lucky all the time. Jesus.
What did your ex do that made you go "Wow, you're seriously the kind of person who would do something like this?"
Mine is that my ex still encouraged me to quit my job and move to her city even while she was planning on dumping me and talking to other guys behind my back.
what is your most expensive hobby?
Buying books
What are your thoughts on compulsory military or civil duty for two to three years for all young people in your country?
A definite "no" from me. Maybe we can do that when our government stops starting wars under false pretenses.
What should the government do to help businesses suffering from the labor shortage?
Raise the minimum wage and provide grants for small businesses to help the struggling ones meet that target.
People who’ve been on reality TV shows, what’s your craziest “behind the scenes” story?
Nothing crazy but they made us appear to be absolutely *loaded* and living in this castle looking house.
What small things can you do to become attractive?
Self confidence goes a long way.
What did you think to yourself the first time you had sex?
I'll let you know when it happens.
If you had the option to learn three new languages for any purpose, what languages would you choose?
LUA, Java, C++
To anyone, who has ever seen someone you know in a porn movie, without them showing it it you. Has it affected your relationship? If yes, how?
I don’t think that’s a casual thing to happen
What is an item you have thats vastly out of your usual price range?
My beats headphones.
If Aliens invaded Earth tomorrow, what would be some posts from the “Alien-Denier” groups?
Footage of scientist performing autopsy on alien today. Did a background check on the surgeon, his half brothers son is a special fx artist. Explain yourself @FOX
Who also takes off his shirt while shitting?
Me. I shit nude. I have developed a primal instinct.
People who installed security cameras in their homes, what was the creepiest or most unexplainable thing you saw? [serious]
Someone walking around the neighborhood trying to open random car doors so they can take what's inside.
What’s a healthy habit that’s easy to develop?
Drink more water
people who live in third world countries, what is something that Americans will never understand?
That just because a country is third world doesn’t mean it’s ALL poor. Every country has its rich areas and people.
This one is a really old classic. Would you rather be rich and miserable or poor and happy and why?
Rich and miserable. At least I will have the money to try and be happy or fix the problem. Whoever said money can't buy happiness was just lying so you wouldn't care about the extra money they kept to themselves. Also, antidepressants are expensive.
Which country has the best food?
I really like Chinese and Thai food.
What is something you are looking forward to?
Death.
Assuming God has to update Earth and all of it's inhabitants, what's in the new patch update for either a specific species or for the Earth itself?
Tik Tok gets removed in patch 2022
How do you deal with swamp ass in the summer?
Gold bond my friend, and breathable cotton underwear.
What’s the rudest way someone has introduced themselves to you?
By introducing themselves, what makes someone think I want to know them.
What would you buy? Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Lamborghini tractor
What’s something that’s really important but totally not worth your time?
Dental hygiene
Girls, if you had a second clitory, where in your body would you like to have it?
Does it matter? He probably still wouldn't be able to find it
What’s that one “participation award“ you won?
i won the spelling bee in 7th grade, but they gave me, and all the losers a participant award. pissed me off
Who was the most hated teacher at school and how did they get that reputation?
The principal's wife. She was very often getting physical, slapping the kids in the face or hitting them with a 50 cm long wooden ruler (with an iron shaft).
What are your weird insecurities?
Publicly: I have no insecurities Privately: I'm insecure about almost everything