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When your parents said "we have ________ at home". What was the thing?
Food
For those who have experienced, and then recognised and recovered from, being brainwashed in the past, what made you realise you were being brainwashed?
Watching Television and then Social media
When is it justified to eat random food from the employee breakroom fridge?
If it's not yours then don't touch it.
How do you stop grinding your teeth in your sleep?
Mouthguard
What is a toxic trait that you feel isn’t toxic?
Putting yourself ahead of others. Like sometimes being selfish is not too bad and you have to treat yourself nice as a rewards for what you do to others
Whats the dumbest thing you got in trouble for in grade school?
I got suspended for correcting my science teacher. Not even in a snarky way. School was complete bullshit.
What one-liner do you clearly remember from any of your teachers/professors?
One of my professors used to refer to the Department of Defense as the Department of War
What's some advice you wish you heard before going to college?
Get involved in as many activities as you can, because once college is over so are those opportunities
What would the world look like if you were the ruler?
There would be a lot more tea, a lot more.
Biologically, what is happening in your fingers when you feel the need to "pop/crack" your knuckles?
I'm not a doctor, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that you release a gas that is clogged inbetween your bones, ankles, spinal cords, etc. Their release is what you hear as a crack, and it's fairly healthy to crack your knuckles every-so often.
What is an inside joke you have with someone?
Nice try, Michael Scott.
If you could start a new career today, what would it be?
cowboy
What’s the most fucked up thing you’ve heard eavesdropping?
Ex thought I was sleeping. She went out on the back patio which was under my master bedroom window that was open. I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, but overheard her talking to her friend about how they were both fucking an old man for money and pills.
What is a non-physical turnoff for you?
Being obnoxious/ arrogant
Ladies, what things should a guy do that is very attractive to you?
Being comfortable with yourself, confident in who you are, and try to make a genuine connection instead of showing off.
What was your "who the f- am I dating?" moment?
When my first girlfriend started sociology and all of a sudden every conversation was about Chomsky or Levi-Strauss.
What is something in your day-to-day life you hate doing?
i dont fold laundry... it takes so long!
If we were all living in a simulation, what would you want to be coded in?
Stats and progress bars. Maybe then I could finally get motivated.
Ladies, when did you realize your man LOVED loved you?
Never lol
What's something would you love to see make a comeback?
People being able to hold conversations in person
What's a movie you wish you could watch for the very first time again?
Stepbrothers
You're starting a cult. What's it called?
I'd create a cult based on collective consciousness and therefore crowd-source the name. We will inevitably be called "Culty McCultface".
What is the biggest lie you’ve ever told your parents?
I told them things were going pretty okay for way too long. They weren't. I was mentally breaking down and my grades were dropping. I was anxious about being a letdown and a failure to them.
What opportunity do you regret not taking?
Had the chance to move to a new town with a girl I liked (we weren’t dating but had gradually hung out more and more) was pretty much all set to go but my grandma took a huge turn for the worse and I decided to stay
What is something which will never lose it's importance, value, popularity, or quality over time. Something which remains eternal?
Oxygen
Staying on track with productive goals and healthy habits is hard. What are your go-to methods for keeping yourself accountable so you don't fall off the wagon?
I know this sounds stupid but using a physical calendar for dates, goals etc. I get up every morning and see what I need to get done and / or add something else.
What's your biggest bruh moment?
Farty bottom
What is something about you that you don’t want anyone to know?
If I told you, you’d know
What's the worst kind of torture ever performed in human history and how did help in formation of a more Humane Society?
It's called marriage. I dont think it helped anything.
What did they tell you at school to explain the hurting red eyes swimmers get sometimes?
Usually means there is too much Chlorine in the pool lol
What should you NEVER do on a first date?
Be on your phone the whole time
What unique body feature do you have that's completely useless?
skin tags
When You Think of Wisconsin, USA, What is the First Thing That Comes to Your Mind?
Cheese
What is one piece of advice that you will always remember?
What other ppl think of me is not any of my business.
How important are elections for you and do you participate in them?
In the UK it doesn't really matter who you vote for, we almost never get what they promised to get elected
What's a pick up line that led to the other person ghosting you?
You know what's better than roses on your piano? It's tulips (two lips) on my organ.
What news platform is considered to be the Buzzfeed of your own country?
WhenInManila
What’s the worst thing a person can do that isn’t illegal?
Cheat on a spouse
What do you think is the sexiest sounding song?
Yakety Sax
People who have been to Disney Jail, what's your story?
Friend didn't even get inside, he was stupid enough to wear a Buster Gonad tee, from The Viz comic, back in the day. He argued that "Gonad "was not a swear word. But security decided the giant hairy testiclles in a wheelbarrow was an image small children should not see at a theme park.
What’s your most embarrassing intimacy story?
Ejaculated on her dog...was about to release, on her, and it came up behind me....spun around in a wtf moment, didnt realize i was still pumping...hit that sumbitch right in the head with it
What's the worst kind of tortures ever performed in human history and how did they help in the transformation of a more humane society?
Brazen bull seemed like it would be a pretty good deterrent.
What is the weirdest interaction you’ve had in a bus?
This was honestly the weirdest. I didn’t film our interaction but he kept asking me where I got my shoes and jacking off his nipple. https://youtu.be/3JuO6Swbmh4
What should you ALWAYS do on a date?
Fuck?
What is a tv show you loved watching years ago that now makes you cringe?
The Office always makes me cringe
What weird thing did your parents make you always do that actually ended up being an amazing life hack?
Collapse boxes before putting them in the trash bin.
How can I make this sound thoughtful as an ad, “We payed $6000 for this ad. 1/3 of the median wealth of a black family.”?
Spell it “paid”
If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Pizza, burgers, and anything with cheese.
What is your favourite poem, and which bit gets you right in the feels?
The man from snowy river
Like simp, what’s another word that most people overuse without knowing the correct definition?
Inconceivable!
Why do you think some people are conservative? Is it ignorance or something else?
I’m conservative. It’s not ignorance we just have different beliefs.
What is the creepiest thing someone has done for you?
The nurse held my penis longer than necessary after cleaning my surgery dressings at the hospital.
What’s a good comeback to use to get you out of trouble?
“I’m sorry, I’m an alcoholic.”
What is the best thing on the entire internet?
Cats
What movies for the past would have never been greenlighted now?
lots of Mel Brooks movies.
What would be the result of all-out war between the US and China?
China’s equipment will break because everything is made in China. America wins by default. Everyone cheers. China is sad.
Realistically, what would be the best vehicle in a Mad Max-like post apocalyptic world?
If you're a nomad, probably a motorcycle. Fuel really doesn't stay good that long; about 3-6 months. If you have a homebase and just go out scavenging, probably a light pickup.
What is a quote that you will never forget?
There are no accidents - master oogway
What mischievous thing are you going to do today?
fart really really hard
What does the rest of the world think about the UK opening up? Do you care? Do you even know?
I'm in the UK but luckily get to work from home and stay working at home until at least December, I personally worry people are going to jump on the chance to go out, overdo it, infection rates will rise and before you know it more restrictions will be imposed
Why would you care if someone chooses to not get the Covid vax?
Their choice not to get vaccinated affects me with a lowered immune system and my friends and family who are higher risk even with vaccination. Herd immunity is important and it's selfish and ignorant to pretend that their choices do not affect society as a whole when it comes to infectious disease.
What is your favorite SNL skit?
The Chris Farley motivational speaker one. The very first one " You'll be living in a van down by the river"
People who bought a zune instead of an iPod, what are you up to now?
They are still talking about how bad apple products are.
What's a good audiobook for a 30 hour road trip?
The communist manifesto
How is it “priveleged” to have things that you have worked hard for in your life, when others don’t because of the choices they have made in their life?
Privilege is not that.
Is it true that a cheater will always be a cheater? Why or why not?
On the same person, yes. On a different person, no. So many ppl cheat because they are with someone who is completely wrong for them and are too chicken to leave. If someone cheats on you once, they 100% don't respect you, and do not value the relationship. That's not to say they'll cheat with the next person, who might be much more their match.
What was the most uncomfortable thing you’ve had to do out of politeness?
I had to be polite to my aunt who would make sex jokes about me when I was just a kid. I fucking hated it.
What would you fundamentally change about human life if you were the creator of this universe?
I would occasionally leave messages, just like big gold letters in the sky or something. "The work week is only supposed to be 30 hours." "Drugs won the war on drugs, you can give up now." "Eat the rich." "Poor people deserve medical treatment too."
Before being a sperm, what is our existence?
The egg half of you existed first.
What was the worst advice you’ve ever received?
Don’t be sad
Can you tell another person is going to vomit before they do? if so how?
Slip them some ipecac.
What is the worst/dumbest reason someone broke up with you?
That I made more money than him. He wanted me to quit and take a lower paying job. I said no. Next day he dumped me
What's your hometown's most disturbing story?
In my old hometown this lady was jogging at night and then a rapist grabbed and raped her . She had multiple bruises . This was why back in 2012 if I recall. We were not allowed walk to school for a while because of it .
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school" Albert Einstein, what exactly remained with you?
Albert Einstein is just about the most frequently misquoted person in internet history. There is no evidence or record that he said that, or pretty much any of the other millions of quotes you see with his picture next to them. And like Abraham Lincoln himself said, "The problem with quotes you read on the internet is that they are often made up."
Have you ever call one of those “comment on my driving” bumper stickers?If so, what did you say?
That i had just called 911 to report their driver...then sent them the footage from my mirror cam lol
What is one subject that is super useful but,at the same time, super boring? [SERIOUS]
Real estate
What's totally normal that makes you uncomfortable?
Socializing
What experiments can people conduct with toilet paper?
Did you hoard too much at the start if a lockdown? You selfish asshole
People who needed to feel constant love from other people, have you ever grown out of it?
Bitch you don't grow out of trauma, you work on it
When was an actor born to play a role, but never got it?
I'm baffled that Toshiro Mifune never played Oda Nobunaga. Especially the young, wild Mifune would have been a perfect fit for young, eccentric Nobunaga.
People who would hate to be famous - What are your reasons?
Lack of privacy
People who got COVID. What was the scariest moment/part of it?
When my mom got sick, she’s elderly and me and my wife got sick from work. We tried to Quarantine in our room but had to pass by her room to get to the bathroom so eventually she got sick. When the difficulty to breathe set in it was horrible for her, me and my wife made soup for a whole month and ensured she was eating and resting properly. We managed to kick Covid but it was terrifying the first week.
Do you "believe in marriage"? Why or why not?
I do.
What happens to women when they get horny?
They grow horns
What’s something you find weird that tons of people do?
Tik Tok
In today's society, what superpower would actually be the most useful/beneficial?
Being rich
Girls, mainstream media has us believing confidence is key to talk up a girl but why is it that most girls are attracted to shy, quiet, geeky bespectacled guys?
r/oddlyspecific
What video game glitch/bug/exploit would be the most beneficial if it was found in real life?
Dup glitch for food and water
What is so good about Chick-fil-A?
Great tasting food, clean establishments and extremely pleasant employees.
What was the most genuine advice that a total stranger gave that stuck to you?
"Sometimes rock bottom makes the best foundation to build on"
What's a movie or show you enjoyed as a kid that you're afraid would disappoint if you watched it today?
To be honest most the shows you watched as a kid except a few. Like i can't imagine most adult watching my little pony and pella pig and say they were not disappointed.
What should a man do to make you feel attracted to him, ladies?
As a man, I’d like to offer my personal take. Be a gentleman. Put her care and comfort before your own. Bite your tongue when you’re mad, you can’t take back hurtful words. Don’t fight, walk away until you can calmly discuss whatever the issue is. Be who you are, nobody wants a fake. Let your insecurities be known, in love there is understanding. Likewise, listen to hers; be the comfort she needs when it’s she who needs reassurance. Don’t push her, let things happen naturally in their own time. Respect her, and listen to what she tells you. That’s the short list. Hopefully this helps anyone who needs to read this be a bit wiser with the women in their lives. It’s certainly served me well with my fiancée.
People who have eaten at cooking competitions such as Hell's Kitchen, what was your experience?
I went to one in the UK once - can't remember what it was called and it never got big, but it was a great experience. They'd have three pop-up food sellers and you'd try whatever you wanted to and then vote for who you wanted to win. For some reason the production team gave everyone a credit card to pay with - maybe it was just to count how many bought each item. Then the crew came around and interviewed people about the food. You had to provide all of the detail for the TV cuts, like: 'I had the venison burger with sweet potato fries' and then say something interesting and novel about it. I obviously didn't say anything interesting as I never made the cut for that - I could see myself wandering around in the background in a few shots. All in all, free food.
What is the best reaction you have got from busting a stank ass fart in a public place?
The closing of a bar due to a gas leak
What are the most heinous acts of sexism directed at you, men?
I would direct your attention to virtually any TV show currently airing where men are openly and regularly portrayed as dolts, inept, overly aggressive, emotionless or effeminate.
Whats the most useful gift you ever got?
Money
How has college/ not going to college helped your life?
Didn’t have to spend 4 years as a young adult learning something that I “thought” I wanted to learn only to grow into an adult and realize I want nothing to do with that career field. And now that I am an adult with some life experience I can focus on the studies of something I am actually interested in. Time well spent.
What seemingly insignificant events or decisions had a butterfly effect on your life and ultimately transformed your path?
My high school did not send my application to the university of my choice so I ended up at a different one, which is where I met most of my current friends including my partner who I bought a house with.
What is the best source for consuming fact-checked news?
Onion.
What loses the most value the moment you buy it?
Cars