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What are some questions you wish people would stop asking?	Something they could easily search in the Internet.
In what order do you wash everything in the shower?	top to bottom
What is the most unnecessary information your school taught you?	All of it, am I right fellas
What was your cringe phase?	It's not a phase, it's who I am
What’s the best advice about love that you ever received?	A love relationship is like a fart. If you need to force it, it's probably shit.
why don't we let anti vaxx and anti masker just die if they get sick?	Basic medical ethics.
What's one item in your house, you found after years, that you actually never missed but were still surprised?	The gameboy my mom took from me when I got grounded.
What are your "Murphy law" stories?	Murphy's Law. Murphy's First Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Murphy's Second Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks. Murphy's Third Law: Everything takes longer than you think it will.
What is an example of reaping what you sow?	Planting seeds and then harvesting the plants.
When did you get the most injuries?	13-19ish, my sheer fuckoffness phase of skating. Nowadays the only injuries I get is trying to dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge scooter kids who snake me.
Whats the best location in europe that has clearest sky (no light pollution) with visible Milky way?	Probably Norway
Air Canada Stock - are you buying? Why/why not?	It’s overvalued and they just received a billion from the government it has 0 reason to be above $20 right now.
What is the one question you despise being asked?	What are you doing with your Life? Like bitch I'm living it
What is the one thing you'll never do for money?	Any kind of work
If The Orthodox and Catholic Church mended its great schism in your lifetime, do you think the rest of Christendom would soon follow? Why or why not?	Of course not. The doctrinal distances are too vast to be reconciled. Catholicism and Orthodoxy (and here I'm including Eastern Orthodoxy as well as the Oriental Orthodox churches) have enough in common that they could mend their various schisms without having to betray the fundamental tenets of their faiths. If we're honest with ourselves, the filioque is hardly something you'd divide Christendom over, and these days most people sort of awkwardly acknowledge that the miaphysite/Chalcedonian split is essentially semantic. The really difficult systemic obstacle in theological terms is the role of the Papacy; it's hard to imagine the Patriarchs of the other religion conceding Papal supremacy, let alone infallibility. But it does not stretch the imagination too far to conceive of a powerful but ecumenically-minded Pope coming to some arrangement with the others whereby he was "first among equals" and everybody got to retain their basic traditions. Of course, that just addresses the religious side of it. There are also political considerations that would probably make this impossible. Just for example, the Russian government is not going to let one of the major instruments of its nationalism and authority slip into some global ecumenical church. Then there's the simple fact that some people are never going to accept any change. Not to pick on the Russians, but look at the Old Believers, who wouldn't even go along with the Russian Orthodox Church's efforts to act more Orthodox. (Again, vastly oversimplifying) So uniting the three oldest branches of Christianity is theologically conceivable but practically impossible. Getting most of the Protestants on board is impossible both ways. I don't know enough about Lutheranism and Anglicanism to say for sure, but it's possible that some relatively minor reforms could get them on board. But what do you do with the infinite kaleidoscope of sects for whom any authority beyond the minister is unacceptable? For whom Communion/the Eucharist is a symbolic act that can involve grape juice? How do you reconcile these ideas with the very fundamental and very opposite views of Catholicism/Orthodoxy? You can't, without one side essentially giving up its faith to join another one. And that's before you even get to the Mormons.
How did you get over your ex?	Time. All things pass. Resist revision to isolate or engage in other unhealthy behavior. That just makes it so much worse.
What’s your best sleepwalking story?	In my backyard we used to find a free couch every summer to keep by the fire pit, then just burn it at the end of the season. An old roommate was sleepwalking, went straight outside and fell asleep on the couch there. Woke up absolutely covered in spiders and confused.
What do you do when you are angry?	I go to bed, cause the only time I get angry is when I'm really exhausted, usually after work.
If you could jump into a pool of something, what would it be?	water
What's the best birthday present you've ever received?	I'm not sure why this post is marked as NSFW, but for me, it was a chance to spend time with my closest friends! I had a really great time that day, and I'll remember it for a while.
what's the best/funniest topic you've been intrateined with during a date?	Intrateined?
At what point does repairing a car become not worth it, and how can you tell you're starting to get to that point before sinking too much money in repairs?	When breakdowns happen frequently enough that you start missing work or plans, and/or when repairs cost as much as a car payment.
What’s something movies always get wrong about real life?	Perfectly clean houses, they look like a home showcase in a magazine not a house that is being lived in.
If you could have any superpower, what would you have and what would your superhero name be?	Reality Warper. I likely wouldn't have a name, I'd keep swapping my physical shape and become anyone to fit into the situation to help. Depends on what people start calling me, I guess.
What is your best dad joke?	So a blind man walks into a bar..... and then a table, and then a chair, and then the wall.
Aside from money, what is something you wish you had more of?	Energy. When I get home from 8 hours of office and 3 of commuting, I feel like I came home from war.
People who like to exaggerate, how are you feeling today?	It feels like I woke up and my neck felt what Liu Kang went through in the opener of Deadly Alliance.
At what age do you start looking old enough for people stop asking you for an ID when buying alcohol?	Never. Even people that are grey haired and wrinkley needed to carded according to my local grocery store's policy.
What faces do you do under your mask when you're in public?	You know that face people make where they make their eyes look happy but have their mouth resting, so it appears they're smiling? I do that in reverse.
Why would/wouldn't you use an App like Tinder that was specifically made for meeting new friends?	I'd expect it to be the same as tinder with men trying to date women anyway
What is the most absurd thing your parents believed in from what they read on the internet?	Reptiloids in the government
What’s the experience with nannies, good or bad stories?	Not my experience thankfully but a few years ago a video was going around in South Africa of a nanny feeding a child and when the child spit up her food the nanny slapped her, threw her on the ground and then stepped on the child as she walked away I've never been so enraged or since over a video
What is called a man who sees other man as a threat?	Insecure?
How would you describe your country without mentioning its name or flag?	Nice bit of land you got here... sure would be a shame if I took it
How would you describe the perfect working environment?	If it suits your requirements.
What do you guys think, should all drugs be legalised?	I'd advocate for decriminalisation over legalisation, at least as an intermediary step while society adapts. I don't want to see heroin being sold in boots, but I also don't think that simply being stopped by police while in possession of a personal amount of heroin should necessitate prison time.
If anxiety had a smell what would it be?	A faint smell of burning, that disappears when you try to locate it whilst searching for the fire.
When was that moment, when you got to know, you're not that special or important to some specific people that you thought you were?	When I was at my first command (military). I thought people were supposed to solve MY problems. Not true. That is not how the world works.
Anime fans, how true/false is this statement: “Most anime is repetitive and unoriginal”?	Unoriginal, no. Repetitive, very few times.
What’s the scariest experience you have ever had ?	I (m26) was shopping for groceries a couple years ago. I was waiting in line at the deli counter and noticed that I was being stared at by this older guy(early to mid 50’s at least). I remember he had a Hawaiian shirt and shorts on and an iPod in his front breast pocket with wired headphones in his ears. He was right behind me in line and just kept on staring me down whenever I looked behind me. After I got my lunch meat, I moved on with the rest of my shopping. When I made it to the self checkout station, he was right in front of me. He kept on scanning but started staring at me again. I tried giving like a half hearted smile to try and make myself feel better and he then started shouting at me, “YOU THINK THIS IS SO FUNNY TO YOU. THIS IS ALL A BIG GAME TO YOU!” Over and over again. I checked out my items and left as quick as I could. I had never seen him before. I drove home making sure I wasn’t being followed.
What is the best part of a stormy day?	When the rain stops falling, with that ionic smell in the air
Which is the most ignorant nationality?	Texas.
What age do you think people generally go from looking like young adults to looking middle aged?	40
How do you survive working in a job you hate?	I'm completely zoned out from the present and I'm just focusing all my mental energy on planning the future. I'm full autopilot at work, even though my specific field requires logical thinking, I make it work somehow.
People who are a big fan of marvel movies, how did you or others around you react after seeing the ending of Avengers: infinity war?	I was honestly stunned. Like I was waiting for the clutch ending where they somehow stop him but it never came. Even after people were being turned to dust I thought maybe someone would somehow fix it then. But then the credits rolled and I was like "They lost?"
What are the red flags in a toxic relationship?	Lack of communication, honesty and respect for one another.
what would you like to wish the people of Russia?	A very nice day.
If you could test drive the other sex for three days, what would you do?	Make videos of myself masturbating so I can masturbate to them when I return to the right sex.
What would you kill for?	5 more upvotes so I can finally post in r/cryptocurrency
What do you do for a living?	I breathe
What's your personal take on what happens after death?	Same shit that happened before I was born
What’s a genuine way to express sympathy without using “sorry for your loss”, or “thoughts and prayers”?	My condolences
If you met Donald Trump, what would you say to him?	I'd just pretend he's not there. I imagine being ignored is the thing that would piss him off the most
What were your weird pregnancy cravings?	Cadmium-113 radioactive isotope
If you could do one thing to change the world, what would it be?	I would end the manufacture and use of fossil fuels and their by-products by phasing them out and replacing them with environmentally friendly options.
What would happen if somone were to close a bank account whilst after purchasing a new iPhone on a monthly payment plan and then move abroad from the UK to AUS?	You’ll be put into collections and your credit will be hurt. You’ll likely never be able to purchase a phone in credit with apple again. Why would you do this? It’s theft.
What's something you can see that makes you lose all concentration?	I have ADHD. Everything makes me lose concentration.
If there is no “life force” and we are simply material, then why can’t scientists animate simple celled life from it’s base parts?	Just because science hasn't been able to do something yet, doesn't mean it can't be done. Imagine someone in 1850 saying "if space flight is possible, why haven't scientists sent anyone to the moon yet?" The answer is: They're working on it
What is the craziest thing you've witnessed at a wedding?	Grooms mother having to clear her throat LOUDLY when asked if anyone saw cause the marriage shouldn’t happen, groom puking on the bride mid ceremony, bride passing out, groom passing out. I worked at a event/catering hall in my youth.
What will you do if your girlfriend spoils you about the new movie you waited to watch for years?	Be very impressed. She never watches movies on her own.
[Serious] What is a common, wrong, assumption that needs to be discussed?	When a woman asks me on a date and assumes I'm going to pay for it because I'm a man
In hell, what songs do you think would be on constant replay?	Baby shark
What movie do you think is bad but can watch ironically ?	Any movie with Stephen Seagal as “Casey Ryback.”
What are some cons of being attractive/being thought of as attractive that not many people consider?	People tend to not truly be themselves around you, in an attempt to try and get you to like them
How long do you need to sleep to feel perfect?	A good 6 hours or a bad 7.
The “That Girl” trend has become super popular everywhere. What would a “That Boy” trend look like?	wtf is a "that girl" trend?
Breastfeeding moms: how did you guys cope with not producing enough for baby or your body just stops producing?	Maybe reword the question a bit, "if you were unable produce enough for the baby, how did it make you feel/what did you do?" It leaves the question a lot more open than "how did you cope with this obviously bad thing that happened to you."
What is the funniest dream you’ve ever had?	I had a dream that sushi came to life and started to eat people. It was definitely really weird, and I have no idea why I dreamt this.
What are some great ways to get over a person you really like and removing all mental memories?	1. Find someone better or someone to eclipse your memories of your ex. 2. (Bad alternative) Scientifically speaking now, there IS a way to permanently forget most about someone or something or a bad memory. If you manage to say "no" (in your mind) every time you remember and suppress and literally stop thinking (thinking to stop thinking doesn't work, you have to make your mind do something else immediately after you start remembering).I can 100% say this works, you forget about 60% of the memories and you literally can't remember them because you subconsciously told yourself to forget them, you should search this, it's fascinating 3. Live with it and be human.
What will you do if you have unlimited money?	Buy the world and charge people to breathe.
How do you fight it, when you are overly jelous?	God had to nerf you because you were too powerful
[SERIOUS] What are some cons of being attractive/being thought of as attractive that not many people consider?	My friend is super attractive and she knows it, She feels she's only respected at work because shes hot and not because shes good at her job. I guess you could say thats a con.
What do men and women agree on?	Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
What do you like about your job?	MoNey
What is the best way to help people with limited resources?	Money
What is the pettiest thing you've ever done out of spite?	Person in the next door apartment to a friend of mine dinged my door (chipped paint) and acted like it didn't happen or thought I didn't see it happen. So, I mixed used motor oil and syrup together and poured it on all their car windows. They did more damage to my car.
What's the best way to decline an invitation?	No thank you
What do you guys think, if a thief that enters a home gets killed (self defence) should the "killer" be imprisoned or not?	No they should be celebrated
People who consistently live below your means, how do you do it?	Making a budget is the first and most important step. List out every expense, then consider which expenses can be cut. There's a certain amount of self control involved too. You'll be needing to resist impulse purchases. Dining out is a big one. If you're doing it more than once a week, you're making a mistake.
Who is your biggest inspiration and why?	Me.
What is the biggest problem with social media today?	The massive amount of disinformation.
What is something that most people believe about your line of work/area of expertise that is completely wrong?	Forensic investigators usually spend their time in laboratory or office doing boring research rather than chasing criminals with guns
What was the worst experience you've had with house guests?	For context, my mother and I were born and Scotland while my father came over from England. So one of my mother’s best friends came over to our house to have a cup of tea a chat. My father wished to stay silent in order to allow my mother and her friend to chat. They had been chatting for quite some time until the discussion came to politics. It started off fine, talking about what they wished would change in Scotland until it came to Scottish independence in which my mother’s friend said: “Those damn English, think they own the place. I wish they would all just disappear”. My mother had to awkwardly explain to her friend that my father was English which caused her to immediately start profusely apologising. My father had none of it as he went up stairs and my mother’s friend left. We have not seen her since then despite her wishes to come over.
What's a horrible song by a great artist?	Not Afraid by Eminem
What helps you get out of an ongoing unmotivated state?	Little goals that are easier to achieve. The sense of achievement gives a little boost. Also I try to remember the saying "if a job is worth doing, it's worth half assing"
What movie/drama scene gave you the most chills?	The final scene in Primal Fear. The same goes for Se7en.
What does Gaslighting sound like?	Tsssss spark woosh crackle
Which country did the best job of handling the pandemic?	New zealand has been covid free since august 2020
If Joe Rogan on Spotify had comments and related podcasts window wouldn’t it be double as popular? How are they not doing this?	Spotify isn't meant to be interactive it's just for streaming
What’s your solution to preventing WWIII?	Tell them no.
Is it normal to be angry at banging sounds from neighbour's apartment (which comes from children banging their toys against the laminate floor), and why?	Yes but it's part of living in an apartment you have to get used to. Kids are kids.
Imagine you die tomorrow. what will be the last thing you do ?	Die, I guess.
How much money would you say is “a lot” to spend on “unnecessary” things like clothes/makeup, hobbies, entertainment, etc in a month?	Like a week’s pay every month
How long and how often do you meditate?	0 minutes, 0 times
What is the dumbest thing you've heard someone say in the last 24 hours?	"If there is no God, then how do you explain gravity?"
What was the worst class experience that happened to you or someone else?	In the second grade our class went to a local farm to see the cows milked. The cows shit on the steel deck they were being milked on and it splattered the front row of kids.
Men, what are the worst cases of Sexism towards you?	Being made fun of for taking more sick leaves than your wife to look after your kids when they are sick. "Don't they have a mother? Haha" was what my boss once said. Pretty much everything related to kids is heavily in favor of women.
What are the things that people aren’t aware of?	That they are not more important than anyone else and that everybody else is living a life very similar to theirs in terms of hardship and struggle. Mind your own fucking business and don't project your bullshit onto people you don't know.
What type of plants reproduce asexually (ex: Bananas, Pineapples, etc)?	We reproduce plants asexually on purpose so that we can get perfect clones
What is the laziest thing you have done so far?	I did nto want to wash dished, but had to leave home for few days. So i put dirty dished in to refrigerator so they don't' get moldy in few days.

What are some questions you wish people would stop asking?

Something they could easily search in the Internet.

In what order do you wash everything in the shower?

top to bottom

What is the most unnecessary information your school taught you?

All of it, am I right fellas

What was your cringe phase?

It's not a phase, it's who I am

What’s the best advice about love that you ever received?

A love relationship is like a fart. If you need to force it, it's probably shit.

why don't we let anti vaxx and anti masker just die if they get sick?

Basic medical ethics.

What's one item in your house, you found after years, that you actually never missed but were still surprised?

The gameboy my mom took from me when I got grounded.

What are your "Murphy law" stories?

Murphy's Law. Murphy's First Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Murphy's Second Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks. Murphy's Third Law: Everything takes longer than you think it will.

What is an example of reaping what you sow?

Planting seeds and then harvesting the plants.

When did you get the most injuries?

13-19ish, my sheer fuckoffness phase of skating. Nowadays the only injuries I get is trying to dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge scooter kids who snake me.

Whats the best location in europe that has clearest sky (no light pollution) with visible Milky way?

Probably Norway

Air Canada Stock - are you buying? Why/why not?

It’s overvalued and they just received a billion from the government it has 0 reason to be above $20 right now.

What is the one question you despise being asked?

What are you doing with your Life? Like bitch I'm living it

What is the one thing you'll never do for money?

Any kind of work

If The Orthodox and Catholic Church mended its great schism in your lifetime, do you think the rest of Christendom would soon follow? Why or why not?

Of course not. The doctrinal distances are too vast to be reconciled. Catholicism and Orthodoxy (and here I'm including Eastern Orthodoxy as well as the Oriental Orthodox churches) have enough in common that they could mend their various schisms without having to betray the fundamental tenets of their faiths. If we're honest with ourselves, the *filioque* is hardly something you'd divide Christendom over, and these days most people sort of awkwardly acknowledge that the miaphysite/Chalcedonian split is essentially semantic. The really difficult systemic obstacle in theological terms is the role of the Papacy; it's hard to imagine the Patriarchs of the other religion conceding Papal supremacy, let alone infallibility. But it does not stretch the imagination too far to conceive of a powerful but ecumenically-minded Pope coming to some arrangement with the others whereby he was "first among equals" and everybody got to retain their basic traditions. Of course, that just addresses the religious side of it. There are also political considerations that would probably make this impossible. Just for example, the Russian government is not going to let one of the major instruments of its nationalism and authority slip into some global ecumenical church. Then there's the simple fact that some people are never going to accept any change. Not to pick on the Russians, but look at the Old Believers, who wouldn't even go along with the Russian Orthodox Church's efforts to act more Orthodox. (Again, vastly oversimplifying) So uniting the three oldest branches of Christianity is theologically conceivable but practically impossible. Getting most of the Protestants on board is impossible both ways. I don't know enough about Lutheranism and Anglicanism to say for sure, but it's possible that some *relatively* minor reforms could get them on board. But what do you do with the infinite kaleidoscope of sects for whom any authority beyond the minister is unacceptable? For whom Communion/the Eucharist is a symbolic act that can involve grape juice? How do you reconcile these ideas with the very fundamental and very opposite views of Catholicism/Orthodoxy? You can't, without one side essentially giving up its faith to join another one. And that's before you even get to the Mormons.

How did you get over your ex?

Time. All things pass. Resist revision to isolate or engage in other unhealthy behavior. That just makes it so much worse.

What’s your best sleepwalking story?

In my backyard we used to find a free couch every summer to keep by the fire pit, then just burn it at the end of the season. An old roommate was sleepwalking, went straight outside and fell asleep on the couch there. Woke up absolutely covered in spiders and confused.

What do you do when you are angry?

I go to bed, cause the only time I get angry is when I'm really exhausted, usually after work.

If you could jump into a pool of something, what would it be?

water

What's the best birthday present you've ever received?

I'm not sure why this post is marked as NSFW, but for me, it was a chance to spend time with my closest friends! I had a really great time that day, and I'll remember it for a while.

what's the best/funniest topic you've been intrateined with during a date?

Intrateined?

At what point does repairing a car become not worth it, and how can you tell you're starting to get to that point before sinking too much money in repairs?

When breakdowns happen frequently enough that you start missing work or plans, and/or when repairs cost as much as a car payment.

What’s something movies always get wrong about real life?

Perfectly clean houses, they look like a home showcase in a magazine not a house that is being lived in.

If you could have any superpower, what would you have and what would your superhero name be?

Reality Warper. I likely wouldn't have a name, I'd keep swapping my physical shape and become anyone to fit into the situation to help. Depends on what people start calling me, I guess.

What is your best dad joke?

So a blind man walks into a bar..... and then a table, and then a chair, and then the wall.

Aside from money, what is something you wish you had more of?

Energy. When I get home from 8 hours of office and 3 of commuting, I feel like I came home from war.

People who like to exaggerate, how are you feeling today?

It feels like I woke up and my neck felt what Liu Kang went through in the opener of Deadly Alliance.

At what age do you start looking old enough for people stop asking you for an ID when buying alcohol?

Never. Even people that are grey haired and wrinkley needed to carded according to my local grocery store's policy.

What faces do you do under your mask when you're in public?

You know that face people make where they make their eyes look happy but have their mouth resting, so it appears they're smiling? I do that in reverse.

Why would/wouldn't you use an App like Tinder that was specifically made for meeting new friends?

I'd expect it to be the same as tinder with men trying to date women anyway

What is the most absurd thing your parents believed in from what they read on the internet?

Reptiloids in the government

What’s the experience with nannies, good or bad stories?

Not my experience thankfully but a few years ago a video was going around in South Africa of a nanny feeding a child and when the child spit up her food the nanny slapped her, threw her on the ground and then stepped on the child as she walked away I've never been so enraged or since over a video

What is called a man who sees other man as a threat?

Insecure?

How would you describe your country without mentioning its name or flag?

Nice bit of land you got here... sure would be a shame if I took it

How would you describe the perfect working environment?

If it suits your requirements.

What do you guys think, should all drugs be legalised?

I'd advocate for decriminalisation over legalisation, at least as an intermediary step while society adapts. I don't want to see heroin being sold in boots, but I also don't think that simply being stopped by police while in possession of a personal amount of heroin should necessitate prison time.

If anxiety had a smell what would it be?

A faint smell of burning, that disappears when you try to locate it whilst searching for the fire.

When was that moment, when you got to know, you're not that special or important to some specific people that you thought you were?

When I was at my first command (military). I thought people were supposed to solve MY problems. Not true. That is not how the world works.

Anime fans, how true/false is this statement: “Most anime is repetitive and unoriginal”?

Unoriginal, no. Repetitive, very few times.

What’s the scariest experience you have ever had ?

I (m26) was shopping for groceries a couple years ago. I was waiting in line at the deli counter and noticed that I was being stared at by this older guy(early to mid 50’s at least). I remember he had a Hawaiian shirt and shorts on and an iPod in his front breast pocket with wired headphones in his ears. He was right behind me in line and just kept on staring me down whenever I looked behind me. After I got my lunch meat, I moved on with the rest of my shopping. When I made it to the self checkout station, he was right in front of me. He kept on scanning but started staring at me again. I tried giving like a half hearted smile to try and make myself feel better and he then started shouting at me, “YOU THINK THIS IS SO FUNNY TO YOU. THIS IS ALL A BIG GAME TO YOU!” Over and over again. I checked out my items and left as quick as I could. I had never seen him before. I drove home making sure I wasn’t being followed.

What is the best part of a stormy day?

When the rain stops falling, with that ionic smell in the air

Which is the most ignorant nationality?

Texas.

What age do you think people generally go from looking like young adults to looking middle aged?

40

How do you survive working in a job you hate?

I'm completely zoned out from the present and I'm just focusing all my mental energy on planning the future. I'm full autopilot at work, even though my specific field requires logical thinking, I make it work somehow.

People who are a big fan of marvel movies, how did you or others around you react after seeing the ending of Avengers: infinity war?

I was honestly stunned. Like I was waiting for the clutch ending where they somehow stop him but it never came. Even after people were being turned to dust I thought maybe someone would somehow fix it then. But then the credits rolled and I was like "They lost?"

What are the red flags in a toxic relationship?

Lack of communication, honesty and respect for one another.

what would you like to wish the people of Russia?

A very nice day.

If you could test drive the other sex for three days, what would you do?

Make videos of myself masturbating so I can masturbate to them when I return to the right sex.

What would you kill for?

5 more upvotes so I can finally post in r/cryptocurrency

What do you do for a living?

I breathe

What's your personal take on what happens after death?

Same shit that happened before I was born

What’s a genuine way to express sympathy without using “sorry for your loss”, or “thoughts and prayers”?

My condolences

If you met Donald Trump, what would you say to him?

I'd just pretend he's not there. I imagine being ignored is the thing that would piss him off the most

What were your weird pregnancy cravings?

Cadmium-113 radioactive isotope

If you could do one thing to change the world, what would it be?

I would end the manufacture and use of fossil fuels and their by-products by phasing them out and replacing them with environmentally friendly options.

What would happen if somone were to close a bank account whilst after purchasing a new iPhone on a monthly payment plan and then move abroad from the UK to AUS?

You’ll be put into collections and your credit will be hurt. You’ll likely never be able to purchase a phone in credit with apple again. Why would you do this? It’s theft.

What's something you can see that makes you lose all concentration?

I have ADHD. Everything makes me lose concentration.

If there is no “life force” and we are simply material, then why can’t scientists animate simple celled life from it’s base parts?

Just because science hasn't been able to do something yet, doesn't mean it can't be done. Imagine someone in 1850 saying "if space flight is possible, why haven't scientists sent anyone to the moon yet?" The answer is: They're working on it

What is the craziest thing you've witnessed at a wedding?

Grooms mother having to clear her throat LOUDLY when asked if anyone saw cause the marriage shouldn’t happen, groom puking on the bride mid ceremony, bride passing out, groom passing out. I worked at a event/catering hall in my youth.

What will you do if your girlfriend spoils you about the new movie you waited to watch for years?

Be very impressed. She never watches movies on her own.

[Serious] What is a common, wrong, assumption that needs to be discussed?

When a woman asks me on a date and assumes I'm going to pay for it because I'm a man

In hell, what songs do you think would be on constant replay?

Baby shark

What movie do you think is bad but can watch ironically ?

Any movie with Stephen Seagal as “Casey Ryback.”

What are some cons of being attractive/being thought of as attractive that not many people consider?

People tend to not truly be themselves around you, in an attempt to try and get you to like them

How long do you need to sleep to feel perfect?

A good 6 hours or a bad 7.

The “That Girl” trend has become super popular everywhere. What would a “That Boy” trend look like?

wtf is a "that girl" trend?

Breastfeeding moms: how did you guys cope with not producing enough for baby or your body just stops producing?

Maybe reword the question a bit, "if you were unable produce enough for the baby, how did it make you feel/what did you do?" It leaves the question a lot more open than "how did you cope with this obviously bad thing that happened to you."

What is the funniest dream you’ve ever had?

I had a dream that sushi came to life and started to eat people. It was definitely really weird, and I have no idea why I dreamt this.

What are some great ways to get over a person you really like and removing all mental memories?

1. Find someone better or someone to eclipse your memories of your ex. 2. (Bad alternative) Scientifically speaking now, there IS a way to permanently forget most about someone or something or a bad memory. If you manage to say "no" (in your mind) every time you remember and suppress and literally stop thinking (thinking to stop thinking doesn't work, you have to make your mind do something else immediately after you start remembering).I can 100% say this works, you forget about 60% of the memories and you literally can't remember them because you subconsciously told yourself to forget them, you should search this, it's fascinating 3. Live with it and be human.

What will you do if you have unlimited money?

Buy the world and charge people to breathe.

How do you fight it, when you are overly jelous?

God had to nerf you because you were too powerful

[SERIOUS] What are some cons of being attractive/being thought of as attractive that not many people consider?

My friend is super attractive and she knows it, She feels she's only respected at work because shes hot and not because shes good at her job. I guess you could say thats a con.

What do men and women agree on?

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

What do you like about your job?

MoNey

What is the best way to help people with limited resources?

Money

What is the pettiest thing you've ever done out of spite?

Person in the next door apartment to a friend of mine dinged my door (chipped paint) and acted like it didn't happen or thought I didn't see it happen. So, I mixed used motor oil and syrup together and poured it on all their car windows. They did more damage to my car.

What's the best way to decline an invitation?

No thank you

What do you guys think, if a thief that enters a home gets killed (self defence) should the "killer" be imprisoned or not?

No they should be celebrated

People who consistently live below your means, how do you do it?

Making a budget is the first and most important step. List out every expense, then consider which expenses can be cut. There's a certain amount of self control involved too. You'll be needing to resist impulse purchases. Dining out is a big one. If you're doing it more than once a week, you're making a mistake.

Who is your biggest inspiration and why?

Me.

What is the biggest problem with social media today?

The massive amount of disinformation.

What is something that most people believe about your line of work/area of expertise that is completely wrong?

Forensic investigators usually spend their time in laboratory or office doing boring research rather than chasing criminals with guns

What was the worst experience you've had with house guests?

For context, my mother and I were born and Scotland while my father came over from England. So one of my mother’s best friends came over to our house to have a cup of tea a chat. My father wished to stay silent in order to allow my mother and her friend to chat. They had been chatting for quite some time until the discussion came to politics. It started off fine, talking about what they wished would change in Scotland until it came to Scottish independence in which my mother’s friend said: “Those damn English, think they own the place. I wish they would all just disappear”. My mother had to awkwardly explain to her friend that my father was English which caused her to immediately start profusely apologising. My father had none of it as he went up stairs and my mother’s friend left. We have not seen her since then despite her wishes to come over.

What's a horrible song by a great artist?

Not Afraid by Eminem

What helps you get out of an ongoing unmotivated state?

Little goals that are easier to achieve. The sense of achievement gives a little boost. Also I try to remember the saying "if a job is worth doing, it's worth half assing"

What movie/drama scene gave you the most chills?

The final scene in *Primal Fear*. The same goes for *Se7en*.

What does Gaslighting sound like?

*Tsssss spark woosh crackle*

Which country did the best job of handling the pandemic?

New zealand has been covid free since august 2020

If Joe Rogan on Spotify had comments and related podcasts window wouldn’t it be double as popular? How are they not doing this?

Spotify isn't meant to be interactive it's just for streaming

What’s your solution to preventing WWIII?

Tell them no.

Is it normal to be angry at banging sounds from neighbour's apartment (which comes from children banging their toys against the laminate floor), and why?

Yes but it's part of living in an apartment you have to get used to. Kids are kids.

Imagine you die tomorrow. what will be the last thing you do ?

Die, I guess.

How much money would you say is “a lot” to spend on “unnecessary” things like clothes/makeup, hobbies, entertainment, etc in a month?

Like a week’s pay every month

How long and how often do you meditate?

0 minutes, 0 times

What is the dumbest thing you've heard someone say in the last 24 hours?

"If there is no God, then how do you explain gravity?"

What was the worst class experience that happened to you or someone else?

In the second grade our class went to a local farm to see the cows milked. The cows shit on the steel deck they were being milked on and it splattered the front row of kids.

Men, what are the worst cases of Sexism towards you?

Being made fun of for taking more sick leaves than your wife to look after your kids when they are sick. "Don't they have a mother? Haha" was what my boss once said. Pretty much everything related to kids is heavily in favor of women.

What are the things that people aren’t aware of?

That they are not more important than anyone else and that everybody else is living a life very similar to theirs in terms of hardship and struggle. Mind your own fucking business and don't project your bullshit onto people you don't know.

What type of plants reproduce asexually (ex: Bananas, Pineapples, etc)?

We reproduce plants asexually on purpose so that we can get perfect clones

What is the laziest thing you have done so far?

I did nto want to wash dished, but had to leave home for few days. So i put dirty dished in to refrigerator so they don't' get moldy in few days.