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Why stay in a toxic dead relationship besides having kids together?	I think some people do it because they are afraid of starting over. The person they're with may be awful, but the idea of moving out, finding a place, and trying to meet someone seems very daunting to them. Especially if the person they are with now has damaged their self esteem and confidence.
People with speech disability, what are some funny speech fails?	For myself, I was taking my client to work one day talking normal. We walked into his school and my speech just left the building. All I could do was stammer a shit ton, couldn't remember how to talk. My client loves when my speech fails makes his day. I then just restort to typing on my phone to communicate with him. Still no idea what happen. We still laugh about to this day
hi t! whats yal faucets marble hes?	Even Yoda doesn't talk this fucked up.
What do you think will become way better/worse ten years from now ?	House prices and rent
If you were in a group of 10 people on a deserted island, what would be your role and why?	Human meat chef
What’s the most obvious time your phone has been listening to you?	Sometimes I just think of buying something and then i see ads on that same exact product.
Ladies, do you prefer your male partner with or without foreskin and why?	I've never seen a circumcised penis in real life. It just seems incredibly odd and not very appealing.
What’s the dumbest way you died in a video game?	Gta, was fighting a prostitute and she killed me
What scene from a show was so funny that it deserves replaying over and over?	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNkeugaAMc
Ex-Alcoholics, how did you get off of alcohol?	Changed who I associated with.
Where were you in 1990?	Still in daddy's sack
Who is your biggest idol in life and why?	My Husband. Pretty chill guy, doesn’t hold me back, doesn’t do shouty anger, isn’t emotionally unstable (that’s me lol!) and is just a beautiful, kind man.
How has living during the Covid-19 pandemic affected your life?	Before COVID I was criticized for being an introvert. Now I can sit alone comfortably without being bothered. It’s almost vindicating.
What is it that makes people think Indians are unattractive?	I don't think that's the case at all and it's racist
People who have gone through multiple relationships, how much did your ideal type of partner requirements change over the period of time?	I guess at first I had the bare minimum requirements ya know, funny, kind, etc. Now I have a lot more emphasis on stability, safety, mutual growth, a best friend.
[Serious] What discontinued item is still widely considered to be the best at what it does (primary or secondary purpose)?	Old school kling wrap. It used to be way more sticky. But they found out it was slightly poisonous, so they changed the formula, and now you got something that sorta stays on if you wrap the whole bowl
Non binary parents, what do your kids call you?	Not a parent, but as a non-binary person I plan to teach my kids to call me Baba, I absolutely love the term
What are some YouTube channels you enjoy watching?	Cooking with lynja , a cooking channel. I recently discovered it. She's a really wholesome granny .
What questions about IT/Computer Science/programming do you have, but were too afraid to ask, because "you should already know THAT"?	Like how are programming languages amde because they must've been created using code from another programming language and its a never ending loop. Unless the programming language is just made with 0s and 1a like machine code
People who graduated from college a long time ago, what do you wish you knew when you were leaving University and stepping into life?	Professionally: 1. When to shut the fuck up and be humble or incisive; 2. Social skills, they are by far a huge boost to any well paid position; 3. Related, phone and email etiquette - when to address someone by his or her full title and when to keep it simple. It’s a huge win or loss in negotiations. Home-related: 1. If something takes less than 5 minutes, to it immediately, it’s not worth bothering you while you go though important stuff; 2. Always plan clothing, breakfast and transport one evening in advance - the stress and damage of being late is worth much more than half an hour of leisure time; 3. Always calculate whether a paid extra hour of work is worth it not.
How did Humans selectively breed bananas to not have seeds if banana plants reproduce asexually?	The bananas we selectively bred ARE the asexually reproduced ones. The bananas in the wild have seeds because they don’t reproduce asexually.
What is something that you could never forgive someone for doing?	If I say anything to this, ive probably done it, so I kinda have to forgive everyone in order to forgive myself
People with professions, what made you choose being what you are today and not anything else?	Necessity. I needed money. Had a dream I was pursuing, and needed to fund it, dream didn't take off, now stuck in that career.
What’s your best “No one will believe but it happened” story?	When I was taking toad lessons for driver's Ed I hit a curb in a church parking lot and the tires were so rotted they popped. A creepy priest/pastor pulls up in this dingy van with a massive bald eagle decal on the side (flag included). He then insists I wear his stained sweatshirt and keeps pressing me to get in the van to "warm up". The whole time the driving instructor was also telling me I should just get in the van while they fix the tire. I kept saying no because I wasn't cold and honestly felt uncomfortable. Still feels weird that they were both very insistent on me getting in. They were probably just not thinking about how a 16 year old girl would feel in that situation but still it feels like a weird dream. Whatever the case was, I'm still glad I didn't get in the van.
What's your favorite game to play when you're bored?	Sims 3
What’s a good question to ask someone who you have never known before?	Who are you and why are you in my bedroom?!
Which one the best social media website in your opinion?	Anything but TikTok. Even Facebook might be better than that black hole.
Who among the following has contributed to the Olympic theme music?	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Olympic_theme_songs
What popular food do you hate?	Avocados
Which 3 major factors did you consider when deciding on a career?	Unfortunately: 1. Is it likely that I'd be accepted to do that? 2. Will I be able to do it? 3. Will it allow me to carry on existing?
Okay, What do you do to stay healthy?	Diet + sport
What is the best movie/TV show you have ever watched?	1. X Files 2. South Park 3. Family Guy 4. Friends 5. Scrubs Can't choose one between these five, they're all amazing.
What was the biggest scandal in your school (NSFW) ?	Our school was busted for having 100 Crore Indian Rupees as black money in a revenue bust, and a student having sex with a girls warden (it's a residential school), a boy impregnating a girl during church service, leading it to be banned. A girl with a carrot stuck up her coochie her masturbation session gone wrong.....ended up having to go to the hospital from the school clinic.
What is your job and how many hours do you work in a week?	Attorney All the hours
You are now in an argument with God. It is getting heated and personal. What is the biggest slamdunk insult you have on him?	"Your momma is so f.....oh, that's right, you don't have a momma!"
What do you do to keep yourself motivated to achieve your goals?	Attainable mini-goals and rewards along the way.
Which historical figure do you think would be a chill person to hang out with?	Jesus.
What's your favorite cheesy pick-up line?	Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
What's the strangest thing that's happened to you on a dancefloor?	My junior prom, one of the more popular girls who I had had a dancing class with pulled me into a group of her friends and basically started taking off my shirt and mildly stripping me as we danced. It was nothing derogatory or rude, I knew the group pretty well. I ended up with $5 in ones down the front of my pants from some of the guys, and was offered condoms several times by others when they saw me dancing with other guys dates because the guys didnt bother dancing with their girls
What is the strangest thing you’ve witnessed in a library?	Twice I saw 2 separate middle aged men looking at mail order brides on the computer
What reason Tik tok ban in india?	tiktok shit
What was the worst job interview of your life?	Two years ago, for an apartment complex maintenance position. Indeed notified that the employer printed my resume. Lady asked for a hard copy, advised her that indeed notified she printed it. Best I could do at the moment as show her a copy that was on my phone. She looked more at the size of the Note 9 as she had an older iphone. As the interview went on started getting bad vibes stood up, excused myself to leave. She dived between the door and myself saying the interview wasn't over till she said it was. After a few choice words, she abruptly moved on her own accord. Thought about it a few times since then. If she was that much of a pita during an interview. Can only imagine what she was like to work for.
What’s the scariest thing that has happened to you?	Falling off the side the bed during sex. May not seem scary but let me tell you the absolute embarrassment I felt led to some of the worst fright in my life
What was the worse possible way someone told you a loved one/person you knew had died?	Answered a phone call at work got told my grandfather died and hung up
If you could have one last Meal, what would it be?	Large Caesar salad with ranch, 2 8oz. filet mignons with broccoli and 2 baked potato topped with bacon bits, sour cream, cheddar cheese, and butter. After that, finished up by a red velvet cake with minimal icing. Almost forgot about beverages. A water with the salad, a bottle of wine with the entree, and then cold milk in a glass with the cake. Match my energy, fellas.
What time is it, exactly? What's keeping you awake?	12:25pm. I'm awake because of course I'm awake, it's 12:25 in the afternoon.
Where did the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs land on earth? And how are we sure that that's the asteroid that wiped out everything?	It’s almost like Google exists
What's a talent you once had then lost?	I was able to read for 12+ hours a day, no sweat. Broke the record for hours read in a summer and was damn near breaking the AR point record. Now i read a few pages and get horrendously bored.
What is the most badass name you could give to a dog?	Bewford
People who lost their virginity at a very young age, how did it happen?	I took a shit so fat it took my anal virginity
If Google was a thing back then, which historical figure would have the weirdest search history?	Genghis Kahn
What does it feel like to be rejected by someone?	It's like opening a Christmas present and finding out it's not what you wished for
What’s the most cliche thing that happens at any wedding?	The groom says, "I do". The bride says, "I do". They exchange rings and kiss.
What do you think the world will look like in five years from now?	Mordor
When will COVID go?	When people stop acting like it's a conspiracy.
What is the most pointless website you can think of?	Wayyy back when web 2.0 was a big thing, someone made a website called Zombocom. It used all the latest tricks of the day. It had animations, it played audio, everything. The thing is, all the website did was welcome you to itself and then advertise that it was revolutionary and stuff. That was it. The whole website was about just the website. It was a parody of the hype around web 2.0 at the time and all the excitement over ".com" companies right before the tech bubble popped in 2000
There are suddenly two of you. What do you say to prove you are not the imposter?	The one who doesn't immediately want to make out with the other clone is the faker.
What is your story about a medical condition you thought was minor but it turned out to be the complete opposite?	I ate a piece of lettuce in a third world country. I’m sure someone can guess why that turned into a problem
What should be eaten during monsoon?	Ass
Parents who adopted children, how was your adoption journey?	The 1st time was so hard the agency wrote up what's happened and they teach the adoption class what can happen off our story. We are doing it again right now, but this one is way easier from what I hear we don't have long, but I'll believe that when I see it
What if your parents control your life/you even as an adult?	Double homicide...I'm kidding...
What trick you use to reduce sudden panic attacks or control your anxiety ?	Close my eyes and focus on something I can feel. The texture of my bag, the smooth of my phone, the pressure of the chair on my legs etc.
What's something you've learned during the pandemic?	That there are nutcases on the internet who claim to know more about medicine than the actual experts.
[Serious] How to answer "Well, what can they do?" from a therapy-avoidant parent with mental health trauma asks?	I'd say therapy is a lot like going to the gym. It's about making a combination of healthy life choices and being in it for the long haul. Like going to the gym, it's part of a larger plan, and it's probably going to get a lot more difficult before it gets any easier. Over time, and with commitment, you'll be walking down the street one day, and you're going to realize walking down that street was a lot easier than it was all those years ago when you got started
How do you get out of analysis paralysis?	Identify MVP and focus on that. Push edge cases to the parking lot.
What are some serious moments that made you laugh so hard?	My parents has to put down a dog... I went to be with the dog because my parents are never able to stay in the actual room with it when the time comes. I walked in the room and saw my mom holding the old dog and she had the weirdest sobbing face and I started to laugh and had to cover my face... No idea what caused that to happen bc I definitely didn't find the situation funny.
Those who struggle with making important decisions, how did you make one eventually?	Time runs out so you just gotta pick one. At that point it's usually just a desperate guess.
If you were stuck in a room for 5 years and could only play one offline game, what game would it be and why?	Minecraft. It just has a massive amount of potential ways to entertain myself for 5 years. Other games I'd say are better games but don't have the constant ability to grow and scale the way Minecraft would.
What only existed recently that you didn't notice before?	The entire universe as you know it, along with all your memories Approximately 5 seconds ago
What will happen if someone eats 2 kilogram of sugar in one sitting?	Try it and report back.
Were you ever bullied/a bully? How has it affected you?	I've been bullied a lot because I am too underweight for my age. My weight has always been an issue since childhood until even now at college. The way they talked about it made me had low self esteem because they treat it as if it's ugly. Until now, I'm still trying to gain self esteem. I don't get why men are supposed to be built strong.
If when someone told a lie it actually tasted and/or smelled bad, what industries would we see pop up, and how would human behavior change?	Congress would make noses and/or tongues illegal for everyone except themselves.
What video game do you consider to be overrated?	Fortnite
What is the absolute worst advice a teacher has ever given to you?	We weren’t getting along very well and she told me to change school because the other students parents told her they don’t want their kids around me, I was 13 and I did transfer but came back and fought her ass to the end of the year.
What small thing ruined a friendship you have had for many years?	Money.
Whats the creepiest thing a stranger can say to you on an elevator?	*starts whispering the lyrics to just the two of us
What is something that your SO or an ex has done that really disgusted you?	I left him because he started using meth and I never turned back. He kept using meth. The house we lived in turned into a crack den. He moved his new crack whore in within a month. That was a few years ago, now he's homeless and owes money to bikies. Glad I got out when I did.
What is the best name for a tortoise?	Speedy
What thing before you were born, do you wish you could have experienced?	Fall of the Berlin wall. I wish I was old enough to remember the late 80s-90s better in general. IMO The Matrix was right, that was the peak of our civilisation.
What is the rudest thing someone did while you were pregnant?	Just random people thinking it's ok to start touching my belly because I'm pregnant. This is still my body, mofo, and I'm more protective of it when pregnant. Don't fucking touch pregnant women without their permission.
What's an unsettling/disturbing Youtube clip that's most likely not a hoax?	[this video still creeps me out ](https://youtu.be/fC7oUOUEEi4)
God just decended to earth and took off his belt. He is about to whoop your ass for the last thing you did. What was it and what are your thoughts?	Put a new battery in my wife’s car remote. It’s true I guess, no good deed goes unpunished.
If you were an npc in an rpg, what would you say when the player interacts with you?	“It aint gonna suck itself”
What is the worst thing to do in the morning?	Go to work
What's often believed by people to be true, but data and reality tells an entirely opposite story?	These covid vaccine conspiracy theories are the most recent addition to the collection
People who were one millimeter away from taking their own lives, what made you change your mind?	Knowing my mom tried to get pregnant with me for 4 years and had a miscarriage prior. She wanted a baby girl so badly. I couldn’t do it to her.
If money weren't a concern, what job / career would you choose?	Stay at home dad
What is one actor who no matter the movie they are in you will watch?	This might be an unpopular opinion but - Nicholas Cage.
What advice would you give your younger self?	Don't overthink things and just have fun
How would you deal with a bully?	gun
What movie title can you spell without using vowels?	XXX
How did you beat the sh*t out of your bully?	waited 10 years and let cancer do the work for me.
What are some negatives and positives of the COVID-19 pandemic?	Negative: 4 million dead Positive: I learned how just fucking stupid all republicans are
You wake up as a background character in your favourite cinematic universe. What’s most likely to be the cause of your eventual death?	Being turned into space dust by purple genocidal daddy. ... alternatively 'being the token gay' counts as a cause of death.
What is your favourite game and why?	Cooking C10H15N.
what are some big signs that a girlfriend is cheating?	Dried jizz crusts around her mouth
What did you think about Yo Mama jokes when they first got created?	All I know is guys with no comebacks always said their mom is dead to pull out a uno reverse and guilt trip you. Pft fuck you Aaron your mom gave us a ride back to our houses from the park few days ago.
What is the antivirus program that's actually helpful?	Windows defender is actually pretty good
What scenario made you realize that the famous Rule 34 is indeed true?	When Rule 34 Rule 34s itself
People who went viral in the past or present, what was it for? Do you ever google your name to see what comes up?	with my band I do sometimes its helps to see the impact you have. but me personally I do not.

Why stay in a toxic dead relationship besides having kids together?

I think some people do it because they are afraid of starting over. The person they're with may be awful, but the idea of moving out, finding a place, and trying to meet someone seems very daunting to them. Especially if the person they are with now has damaged their self esteem and confidence.

People with speech disability, what are some funny speech fails?

For myself, I was taking my client to work one day talking normal. We walked into his school and my speech just left the building. All I could do was stammer a shit ton, couldn't remember how to talk. My client loves when my speech fails makes his day. I then just restort to typing on my phone to communicate with him. Still no idea what happen. We still laugh about to this day

hi t! whats yal faucets marble hes?

Even Yoda doesn't talk this fucked up.

What do you think will become way better/worse ten years from now ?

House prices and rent

If you were in a group of 10 people on a deserted island, what would be your role and why?

Human meat chef

What’s the most obvious time your phone has been listening to you?

Sometimes I just think of buying something and then i see ads on that same exact product.

Ladies, do you prefer your male partner with or without foreskin and why?

I've never seen a circumcised penis in real life. It just seems incredibly odd and not very appealing.

What’s the dumbest way you died in a video game?

Gta, was fighting a prostitute and she killed me

What scene from a show was so funny that it deserves replaying over and over?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNkeugaAMc

Ex-Alcoholics, how did you get off of alcohol?

Changed who I associated with.

Where were you in 1990?

Still in daddy's sack

Who is your biggest idol in life and why?

My Husband. Pretty chill guy, doesn’t hold me back, doesn’t do shouty anger, isn’t emotionally unstable (that’s me lol!) and is just a beautiful, kind man.

How has living during the Covid-19 pandemic affected your life?

Before COVID I was criticized for being an introvert. Now I can sit alone comfortably without being bothered. It’s almost vindicating.

What is it that makes people think Indians are unattractive?

I don't think that's the case at all and it's racist

People who have gone through multiple relationships, how much did your ideal type of partner requirements change over the period of time?

I guess at first I had the bare minimum requirements ya know, funny, kind, etc. Now I have a lot more emphasis on stability, safety, mutual growth, a best friend.

[Serious] What discontinued item is still widely considered to be the best at what it does (primary or secondary purpose)?

Old school kling wrap. It used to be way more sticky. But they found out it was slightly poisonous, so they changed the formula, and now you got something that sorta stays on if you wrap the whole bowl

Non binary parents, what do your kids call you?

Not a parent, but as a non-binary person I plan to teach my kids to call me Baba, I absolutely love the term

What are some YouTube channels you enjoy watching?

Cooking with lynja , a cooking channel. I recently discovered it. She's a really wholesome granny .

What questions about IT/Computer Science/programming do you have, but were too afraid to ask, because "you should already know THAT"?

Like how are programming languages amde because they must've been created using code from another programming language and its a never ending loop. Unless the programming language is just made with 0s and 1a like machine code

People who graduated from college a long time ago, what do you wish you knew when you were leaving University and stepping into life?

Professionally: 1. When to shut the fuck up and be humble or incisive; 2. Social skills, they are by far a huge boost to any well paid position; 3. Related, phone and email etiquette - when to address someone by his or her full title and when to keep it simple. It’s a huge win or loss in negotiations. Home-related: 1. If something takes less than 5 minutes, to it immediately, it’s not worth bothering you while you go though important stuff; 2. Always plan clothing, breakfast and transport one evening in advance - the stress and damage of being late is worth much more than half an hour of leisure time; 3. Always calculate whether a paid extra hour of work is worth it not.

How did Humans selectively breed bananas to not have seeds if banana plants reproduce asexually?

The bananas we selectively bred ARE the asexually reproduced ones. The bananas in the wild have seeds because they don’t reproduce asexually.

What is something that you could never forgive someone for doing?

If I say anything to this, ive probably done it, so I kinda have to forgive everyone in order to forgive myself

People with professions, what made you choose being what you are today and not anything else?

Necessity. I needed money. Had a dream I was pursuing, and needed to fund it, dream didn't take off, now stuck in that career.

What’s your best “No one will believe but it happened” story?

When I was taking toad lessons for driver's Ed I hit a curb in a church parking lot and the tires were so rotted they popped. A creepy priest/pastor pulls up in this dingy van with a massive bald eagle decal on the side (flag included). He then insists I wear his stained sweatshirt and keeps pressing me to get in the van to "warm up". The whole time the driving instructor was also telling me I should just get in the van while they fix the tire. I kept saying no because I wasn't cold and honestly felt uncomfortable. Still feels weird that they were both very insistent on me getting in. They were probably just not thinking about how a 16 year old girl would feel in that situation but still it feels like a weird dream. Whatever the case was, I'm still glad I didn't get in the van.

What's your favorite game to play when you're bored?

Sims 3

What’s a good question to ask someone who you have never known before?

Who are you and why are you in my bedroom?!

Which one the best social media website in your opinion?

Anything but TikTok. Even Facebook might be better than that black hole.

Who among the following has contributed to the Olympic theme music?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Olympic_theme_songs

What popular food do you hate?

Avocados

Which 3 major factors did you consider when deciding on a career?

Unfortunately: 1. Is it likely that I'd be accepted to do that? 2. Will I be able to do it? 3. Will it allow me to carry on existing?

Okay, What do you do to stay healthy?

Diet + sport

What is the best movie/TV show you have ever watched?

1. X Files 2. South Park 3. Family Guy 4. Friends 5. Scrubs Can't choose one between these five, they're all amazing.

What was the biggest scandal in your school (NSFW) ?

Our school was busted for having 100 Crore Indian Rupees as black money in a revenue bust, and a student having sex with a girls warden (it's a residential school), a boy impregnating a girl during church service, leading it to be banned. A girl with a carrot stuck up her coochie her masturbation session gone wrong.....ended up having to go to the hospital from the school clinic.

What is your job and how many hours do you work in a week?

Attorney All the hours

You are now in an argument with God. It is getting heated and personal. What is the biggest slamdunk insult you have on him?

"Your momma is so f.....oh, that's right, you don't have a momma!"

What do you do to keep yourself motivated to achieve your goals?

Attainable mini-goals and rewards along the way.

Which historical figure do you think would be a chill person to hang out with?

Jesus.

What's your favorite cheesy pick-up line?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What's the strangest thing that's happened to you on a dancefloor?

My junior prom, one of the more popular girls who I had had a dancing class with pulled me into a group of her friends and basically started taking off my shirt and mildly stripping me as we danced. It was nothing derogatory or rude, I knew the group pretty well. I ended up with $5 in ones down the front of my pants from some of the guys, and was offered condoms several times by others when they saw me dancing with other guys dates because the guys didnt bother dancing with their girls

What is the strangest thing you’ve witnessed in a library?

Twice I saw 2 separate middle aged men looking at mail order brides on the computer

What reason Tik tok ban in india?

tiktok shit

What was the worst job interview of your life?

Two years ago, for an apartment complex maintenance position. Indeed notified that the employer printed my resume. Lady asked for a hard copy, advised her that indeed notified she printed it. Best I could do at the moment as show her a copy that was on my phone. She looked more at the size of the Note 9 as she had an older iphone. As the interview went on started getting bad vibes stood up, excused myself to leave. She dived between the door and myself saying the interview wasn't over till she said it was. After a few choice words, she abruptly moved on her own accord. Thought about it a few times since then. If she was that much of a pita during an interview. Can only imagine what she was like to work for.

What’s the scariest thing that has happened to you?

Falling off the side the bed during sex. May not seem scary but let me tell you the absolute embarrassment I felt led to some of the worst fright in my life

What was the worse possible way someone told you a loved one/person you knew had died?

Answered a phone call at work got told my grandfather died and hung up

If you could have one last Meal, what would it be?

Large Caesar salad with ranch, 2 8oz. filet mignons with broccoli and 2 baked potato topped with bacon bits, sour cream, cheddar cheese, and butter. After that, finished up by a red velvet cake with minimal icing. Almost forgot about beverages. A water with the salad, a bottle of wine with the entree, and then cold milk in a glass with the cake. Match my energy, fellas.

What time is it, exactly? What's keeping you awake?

12:25pm. I'm awake because of course I'm awake, it's 12:25 in the afternoon.

Where did the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs land on earth? And how are we sure that that's the asteroid that wiped out everything?

It’s almost like Google exists

What's a talent you once had then lost?

I was able to read for 12+ hours a day, no sweat. Broke the record for hours read in a summer and was damn near breaking the AR point record. Now i read a few pages and get horrendously bored.

What is the most badass name you could give to a dog?

Bewford

People who lost their virginity at a very young age, how did it happen?

I took a shit so fat it took my anal virginity

If Google was a thing back then, which historical figure would have the weirdest search history?

Genghis Kahn

What does it feel like to be rejected by someone?

It's like opening a Christmas present and finding out it's not what you wished for

What’s the most cliche thing that happens at any wedding?

The groom says, "I do". The bride says, "I do". They exchange rings and kiss.

What do you think the world will look like in five years from now?

Mordor

When will COVID go?

When people stop acting like it's a conspiracy.

What is the most pointless website you can think of?

Wayyy back when web 2.0 was a big thing, someone made a website called Zombocom. It used all the latest tricks of the day. It had animations, it played audio, everything. The thing is, all the website did was welcome you to itself and then advertise that it was revolutionary and stuff. That was it. The whole website was about just the website. It was a parody of the hype around web 2.0 at the time and all the excitement over ".com" companies right before the tech bubble popped in 2000

There are suddenly two of you. What do you say to prove you are not the imposter?

The one who doesn't immediately want to make out with the other clone is the faker.

What is your story about a medical condition you thought was minor but it turned out to be the complete opposite?

I ate a piece of lettuce in a third world country. I’m sure someone can guess why that turned into a problem

What should be eaten during monsoon?

Ass

Parents who adopted children, how was your adoption journey?

The 1st time was so hard the agency wrote up what's happened and they teach the adoption class what can happen off our story. We are doing it again right now, but this one is way easier from what I hear we don't have long, but I'll believe that when I see it

What if your parents control your life/you even as an adult?

Double homicide...I'm kidding...

What trick you use to reduce sudden panic attacks or control your anxiety ?

Close my eyes and focus on something I can feel. The texture of my bag, the smooth of my phone, the pressure of the chair on my legs etc.

What's something you've learned during the pandemic?

That there are nutcases on the internet who claim to know more about medicine than the actual experts.

[Serious] How to answer "Well, what can they do?" from a therapy-avoidant parent with mental health trauma asks?

I'd say therapy is a lot like going to the gym. It's about making a combination of healthy life choices and being in it for the long haul. Like going to the gym, it's part of a larger plan, and it's probably going to get a lot more difficult before it gets any easier. Over time, and with commitment, you'll be walking down the street one day, and you're going to realize walking down that street was a lot easier than it was all those years ago when you got started

How do you get out of analysis paralysis?

Identify MVP and focus on that. Push edge cases to the parking lot.

What are some serious moments that made you laugh so hard?

My parents has to put down a dog... I went to be with the dog because my parents are never able to stay in the actual room with it when the time comes. I walked in the room and saw my mom holding the old dog and she had the weirdest sobbing face and I started to laugh and had to cover my face... No idea what caused that to happen bc I definitely didn't find the situation funny.

Those who struggle with making important decisions, how did you make one eventually?

Time runs out so you just gotta pick one. At that point it's usually just a desperate guess.

If you were stuck in a room for 5 years and could only play one offline game, what game would it be and why?

Minecraft. It just has a massive amount of potential ways to entertain myself for 5 years. Other games I'd say are better games but don't have the constant ability to grow and scale the way Minecraft would.

What only existed recently that you didn't notice before?

The entire universe as you know it, along with all your memories Approximately 5 seconds ago

What will happen if someone eats 2 kilogram of sugar in one sitting?

Try it and report back.

Were you ever bullied/a bully? How has it affected you?

I've been bullied a lot because I am too underweight for my age. My weight has always been an issue since childhood until even now at college. The way they talked about it made me had low self esteem because they treat it as if it's ugly. Until now, I'm still trying to gain self esteem. I don't get why men are *supposed* to be built strong.

If when someone told a lie it actually tasted and/or smelled bad, what industries would we see pop up, and how would human behavior change?

Congress would make noses and/or tongues illegal for everyone except themselves.

What video game do you consider to be overrated?

Fortnite

What is the absolute worst advice a teacher has ever given to you?

We weren’t getting along very well and she told me to change school because the other students parents told her they don’t want their kids around me, I was 13 and I did transfer but came back and fought her ass to the end of the year.

What small thing ruined a friendship you have had for many years?

Money.

Whats the creepiest thing a stranger can say to you on an elevator?

*starts whispering the lyrics to just the two of us

What is something that your SO or an ex has done that really disgusted you?

I left him because he started using meth and I never turned back. He kept using meth. The house we lived in turned into a crack den. He moved his new crack whore in within a month. That was a few years ago, now he's homeless and owes money to bikies. Glad I got out when I did.

What is the best name for a tortoise?

Speedy

What thing before you were born, do you wish you could have experienced?

Fall of the Berlin wall. I wish I was old enough to remember the late 80s-90s better in general. IMO The Matrix was right, that was the peak of our civilisation.

What is the rudest thing someone did while you were pregnant?

Just random people thinking it's ok to start touching my belly because I'm pregnant. This is still my body, mofo, and I'm more protective of it when pregnant. Don't fucking touch pregnant women without their permission.

What's an unsettling/disturbing Youtube clip that's most likely not a hoax?

[this video still creeps me out ](https://youtu.be/fC7oUOUEEi4)

God just decended to earth and took off his belt. He is about to whoop your ass for the last thing you did. What was it and what are your thoughts?

Put a new battery in my wife’s car remote. It’s true I guess, no good deed goes unpunished.

If you were an npc in an rpg, what would you say when the player interacts with you?

“It aint gonna suck itself”

What is the worst thing to do in the morning?

Go to work

What's often believed by people to be true, but data and reality tells an entirely opposite story?

These covid vaccine conspiracy theories are the most recent addition to the collection

People who were one millimeter away from taking their own lives, what made you change your mind?

Knowing my mom tried to get pregnant with me for 4 years and had a miscarriage prior. She wanted a baby girl so badly. I couldn’t do it to her.

If money weren't a concern, what job / career would you choose?

Stay at home dad

What is one actor who no matter the movie they are in you will watch?

This might be an unpopular opinion but - Nicholas Cage.

What advice would you give your younger self?

Don't overthink things and just have fun

How would you deal with a bully?

gun

What movie title can you spell without using vowels?

XXX

How did you beat the sh*t out of your bully?

waited 10 years and let cancer do the work for me.

What are some negatives and positives of the COVID-19 pandemic?

Negative: 4 million dead Positive: I learned how just fucking stupid all republicans are

You wake up as a background character in your favourite cinematic universe. What’s most likely to be the cause of your eventual death?

Being turned into space dust by purple genocidal daddy. ... alternatively 'being the token gay' counts as a cause of death.

What is your favourite game and why?

Cooking C10H15N.

what are some big signs that a girlfriend is cheating?

Dried jizz crusts around her mouth

What did you think about Yo Mama jokes when they first got created?

All I know is guys with no comebacks always said their mom is dead to pull out a uno reverse and guilt trip you. Pft fuck you Aaron your mom gave us a ride back to our houses from the park few days ago.

What is the antivirus program that's actually helpful?

Windows defender is actually pretty good

What scenario made you realize that the famous Rule 34 is indeed true?

When Rule 34 Rule 34s itself

People who went viral in the past or present, what was it for? Do you ever google your name to see what comes up?

with my band I do sometimes its helps to see the impact you have. but me personally I do not.