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Who did you consider as an idol but turned out way worse later?	Youtuber Miniladd boy did he turn out to be a dick.
What is one YouTube video you would never want to watch again?	2019 rewind
What would you do if you knew you would not fail?	Everything? Like what lol
When was the first time you said a naughty word? Why?	I were a wee lad on the docks. Papa,papa. Papa Mario. He said a yes mi Italian Irish boyigi? This rope, this a ropa. How can I make it "knotty"? He proceeded to hold my head underwater for 45 seconds for my filth. I saw Atlantis.
What embarrassing event makes you roll your eyes every time you remember it?	I got called up to the board in class and I was zoned out, and didn’t give a damn about school. The teacher asked me to put parentheses around the equation, but I didn’t know what they were. I put everything on that board, even quotation marks. Man I hate that. It was buried deep in my mind, and this post just brought it right out.
If humans became extinct what animal would replace us?	Probably the first primate species to enter the Stone Age.
What weird fantasy did you have When you were a kid?	sexualized large amounts of poop when i was like 7
How do you turn down someone asking for your number politely?	Dump liquor on them then use a match and light them on fire.
What is the most underrated album that you have ever listened to?	Them Crooked Vultures... Too few people know about it
How do you stay healthy on a budget?	Meal prep, avoid fast food, and workout at home
People with an actual fast metabolism - How long can you last without food until you get really hungry and have a headache?	About 5-6 h if i do sport its 4
You are given the chance to know the exact day and the exact way you are gonna die. Do you accept it? Why/why not?	No. I don’t wanna know and live with the paranoia.
If the last thing you looked up is your new superpower, what all can you do?	Uhhhhh Miranda Cosgrove, so I guess I can do web shows now
At some point in human history, someone came up with the first lie. What was it?	No, that crotch leaf doesn't make you look fat.
What's the most creepy thing your pet did?	Committed suicide
What's the most bizarre thing you've seen over the last year?	People celebrating a drug addict/criminal and building memorial and naming a school and shit after him.
People who buy things with their name on it like coke bottles, chewing gum tubs, chocolate bars and etc, why?	If I'm buying a coke bottle and they all have names on them, I might as well get the one with my name rather than some random name
If you could go back in time to when you were 10 year's old and saying something to your parents, what would it be?	Stop fucking smoking
What is something in your life that is seen as good by other people, but is actually the a terrible part/decision according to you?	My brain died reading this sorry
What is the most psychotic thing you’ve ever witnessed in person?	- young woman who was convinced there was a vampire in her room, borrowed garlic from the man next door to ward it off. - same woman was convinced there were mice in her room so laid salt all around the walls. - was convinced that the water was contaminated so washed her clothes in bleach. When her skin reacted she said that was proof the water was bad. - had a man believe that God was talking to him all the time, that when he felt God was with him his eyes turned blue. He would ask "what colour are my eyes?" mid conversation and we would always tell him the truth : "brown". He believed his place was to beg for money, not get a job or home because God wanted him to preach on the streets. Despite the fact that God started talking to him when his wife and child left and he became homeless is just coincidence. - man high on huffing gas, saw i was wearing a t-shirt with a dragon on it and started to freak out because "dragons are dangerous!!!" And smashed up reception. - a young woman who felt emotionally abused walked in circles screaming "im a dildo im a dildo im a dildo" for 20 mins. I called 999 as she was evidently having a breakdown but emergency services said she wasn't hurting anyone so me and her mental health worker sat on the steps keeping her company until she calmed down. - man high on spice donned a face mask, barricaded himself in his room screaming he was going to hurt someone. Paramedics and police called. Medics arrived all in their 20s, the client loomed over them. He lunged, we all backed up and he slammed the door in their face. We waited 2 hours for the police to help remove them. - drunk?? Guy. Asked to leave for time out. Tried to intimidate me by following me super-closely (shoes touching close). At least it led him out of his room and onto the landing. By the point we got to the staircase I put my back to a wall and invited him to go down first. My coworker recommended that we get him a coat as it was cold outside. - man moves in to the accommodation and declares he has no dogs. Weeks later shows up with two chihuahuas and we tell him he can't have them. Screams at us that they're his dogs so he has to bring them in. We say no. He abandons them on the doorstep and they run around on the busy streets. RSPCA called. He gets mad. - young woman about to go to rehab. Suddenly adopts a dog- huge sand coloured thing. We have to get emergency accommodation for the dog so owner doesn't lose her rehab bed. Not only do we manage it but they also come to pick "buh-buh" up. Cue our client taking photos of his licence plate and screaming shes going to kill him if she never sees her dog again. We're like: seriously we can only afford 3 weeks accommodation, this dog WILL be coming back please stop threatening the lovely man pulling heaven and earth to make sure you retain your bed..."
To sell a home or property what would be the first and convenient step for a realtor?	Are you a realtor or trying to be one or are you looking for an agent to help you sell your property?
How does one consume 69TB in a month?	One byte at a time
People who are currently/have been enjoying life... Why?	Because by some chance I am alive so I'm not gonna waste it doing shit I don't like doing
What is your opinion on Lana Del Rey's music?	She's good. I may be biased though because I know I'd clap her cheeks in a heartbeat. Id have to take a whole week off because I will for sure throw my back out
What is one country that you will visit again?	Wait a little bit before you repost a popular question, makes it less obvious your karma-whoring.
What is the creepiest thing you've seen in the woods?	Little stick figures in the Jersey woods.
Will the UK be back in lock down in a few weeks time as the clubs etc fill up, it always seemed so fragile and drastic the way it spread. What do you guys think?	Yeah we will be, government don’t know what they’re fucking doing, too quick, why couldn’t everyone just do what New Zealand did?
If you could turn back time and change one past event what would that be?	jeez too many to count
What to ask a stupid person?	What?
What is the most ridiculous way a restaurant messed up your simple order?	The server dropped my plate on the floor and told me that I could eat off the floor or go hungry. The kitchen was closed and I would not get another plate. Oh, and we had to pay for "my" food. I was 8. And no, my parents didn't share any of their food with me, and they forbade me to take an apple later in the evening. I knew the house rule: if you don't eat dinner you can't have an evening snack. The fact that my dinner was dropped on the floor didn't matter (nor that any other day I refused to eat it was because I am highly allergic to the food in question. As I only got a spiked fever, projectile vomiting and stomach cramps for several days I wasn't really allergic according to my parents; only anaphylactic chock was regarded as a food allergy in our home).
Hello there! How are you?	I'm alright, how about you?
[serious] What dangerous medical condition did you have that you didn't know was dangerous at the time?	I got pneumonia once and brushed it off as a normal cough. Couldn't really breath for two weeks but was too stupid to go to the doctor.
Whats the worst thing you could encounter in your country's forests?	Hillbilly Rednecks
you now have both sex in the same time how you life change ?	r/ihadastroke
What work of media is just an author's personal fetish? (Nsfw)	That Nickelodeon exec or whatever who produced iCarly. He obviously had a foot fetish. Among other fetishes...
What currently number one on your bucket list?	To make a bucket list
Is all what we see really what the true reality look like?	There are wavelengths of light our eyes aren't able to process. There are things our other senses aren't able to experience either.
What's the best cover up you had ever done ?	Not me but my friend told everyone she had been in a car crash and that's why no one had seen her. She had a face lift lmao.
What is the best way to hint that you are LGBTQ+ without saying it?	i prefer curves over straight lines
Which college majors have the most beautiful women?	Whichever ones you aren't taking
To the people who delete their calculator history, why?	So people can’t see my search history on calculatorhub, I don’t want people to see my calculator boobs (.)(.)
Say there is a family of 3 ( parent and a girl and boy - with no known relatives ) they are all about to die. you have the choice of saving one of them. Would you save one, if so which one and why? would you let them all die - preventing the trauma ?	I would save one of the kids; which I'm sure the parent would insist on anyway. Which one I saved would probably depend on which one was the easiest to get to and/or seemed the most likely to survive the escape attempt. If I only had a split second to make the decision and both the kids were equally likely to make it out alive with my help, I don't know how I'd make the decision, honestly. I'd just have to grab one of them.
What is your “weird” celebrity crush?	Joaquin Phoenix or whatever his name is
what is a very interesting ongoing tipofmytongue case?	Aliens/ufo disclosure
If the 1950s and 60s were so conservative, why were kissing booths so popular?	Conservative is a relative term. I've read accounts that when there was a large American military presence in Australia during WWII the locals were quite shocked by how brazen the Americans were in regards to things like public displays of affection.
What’s your most NSFW story that occurred at work?	A couple situations in a previous job: Got told by an older woman in the team that I don't sleep around enough for someone my age And had a colleague my age who was in a meaningful relationship but was flirty in an odd way. I recall at one point she text me these two texts with like a minute pause between them: "I want you..." "...to help me improve my CV, lol!"
What is your favourite movie theory?	Jar jar binks being a sith
What is something about yourself that makes you proud of yourself?	Still riding the high from escaping an abusive marriage 3 months ago honestly
What's a question that would never get the same answer?	How many seconds have passed since midnight on January 1, 1970?
How can you make yourself last longer in bed?	Don't set an alarm
What are some things which can help get rid of cramps and menstrual pain?	Ibuprofen, chocolate milk, orgasms
Why did you stop communicating with your parents?	They died
What’s the worst thing you’ve done at a friends house?	Pass out
Is there anything that you absolutely despise and why?	Most people (myself included) would say these: rape, pedos and slavery.
Peapole of redit what is a game you played as a child and still playing it?	Peapole
How your parents reacted when they found out that you want to live in another country?	They said: Go leave this goddamn country!
What is the weirdest compliment you’ve ever gotten that made you happy?	You're the weirdest person I've ever met
What would you kill for ?	The safety of the people I love
Introvert people, what are the question you always wanted to ask to extrovert people ?	How do you people keep a conversation going smoothly? Do y'all conjure topics to talk about from thin air?
What are some tips and tricks for staying on your diet path? [serious]	Make meals in advance so you don't get tempted to eat junk when you are too lazy to cook.
What are the benefits of being in a public school over a private school?	You’ll be able to relate to more people
What is something you get taught during Youth/School that contradicts something else you learn during youth/school?	That being selfish is a bad thing.
If you accidently came out, how did it go?	A bit terrifying, to say the least. I mean, did you know that doors can be opened? Totally weird world outside my basement.
What is the kindest thing a complete stranger has done for you?	Took me to the hospital when I fell from the roof. Saved my life!
Non-boomers, what are 'boomer' opinions that you agree with?	Lol I was one of the top comments of the post you are trying to rip off: Teenagers are scary
What is the most neckbeardy thing you’ve ever witnessed?	Used to live with a couple, and a fourth guy who was a greasy smelly cave-dweller type guy, you know the type. No sunlight ever touched his skin, only the light from screens. Showered maybe once a month and sometimes we suspected he was just standing in there with the water running to make us think he had bathed. It was generally accepted between me and the couple that this guy had a crush on the girlfriend. Anyway, one time he must have thought the boyfriend and I were out and it was just him and the girlfriend home. I was in the living room so I could hear, it was a smallish 3/2 apartment. The couple was in their bedroom, with the door closed.. Being a couple. Ya know. Stank-ass comes out of his room and walks over to their door and just kinda... Lingers. I don't question him because I don't much care, and then he lightly taps on their door and goes "Hey <gf name>?" As if he's gonna ask her something. Boyfriend responds with "What?" In the most bewildered and impatient tone, I had to stifle my laugh. Stank-ass' eyes go wide and he stutters out a "Nevermind", shuffles back to his room. Turns out he thought she was in there by herself, and was gonna offer... Assistance. I will never know why he thought that would be a good idea, but it was likely the boldest thing he ever did. TL;DR: Greaseball roommate tried to put moves on female roommate while he thought her boyfriend and I weren't home.
what’s the meaning of life?	42
What if the battlestar galactica ship got time travelled to modern earth?	I honestly think if that happened, even if the ship left immediately - humanity would unite to colonize space. We'd see it as a confirmation of it being possible. And yeah people are going to be all like "haha you don't know humans", but I legit believe it would be a sort of awakening.
Have you experienced something related to your physical, emotional or sexual health that you’ve found difficult to talk about (or supported someone else through these experiences)? Why did you find it difficult?	Not sure if this fits in to what you’re asking but… Premature Ejaculation. Whilst my own view of sex was misaligned after watching porn and seeing pornstars with tree trunk sized members going for hours at a time, I found myself quite dismayed at the reality that I wasn’t able to perform great feats as this. It’s something I’ve suffered from personally and overcome, with the help of understanding partners and also concentrating on other parts of sex which I actually find more enjoyable than penetration myself. After a few cruel comments when I first started out having sex, ‘well at least one of us came!’ And ‘at least the pizza is still hot’ I found I didn’t ever want to actually have sex and put it off. It made me really concerned I was just plain bad at sex. It is something that other men think is funny if it’s not happening to you and it isn’t funny if it happens to you. I’m sure I’m not a severe case but I know it’s something that can affect a lot of people. Talking is the best solution for me, and building from it.
If you could be put in a video game of your choosing with the same strengths/weaknesses of the protag (they still exist alongside you), but the game is set to the hardest difficulty and you can't let then know you're not from that universe, which game do you pick?	Animal Crossing. I just casually enjoy the game.
What would you say to the abyss when the abyss stares back at you?	Henlo
What's the point of the thumbs down on YouTube comments if the numbers don't change?	I have always wondered the same too.
Women that Had a ‘dolphin assisted birth,’ how was the experience?	Waiting on the eccentric answers…
What is the most dumb, as well as the worst way to die?	Getting killed so hard that you die to death
To the people who are content/happy in their life, how and what is it that you do that makes life worth living?	12 rules for life by Jordan B Peterson opened my eyes and enabled me to take control of my life instead of doing nothing.
Should you still use the AC in your room when it's so hot not to use it but it will be dripping when you do? Why or why not?	My ac stays on from may to September most years. If yours is dripping inside the house You need to slightly tilt it so it's leaned back and the condensed water will drip outside your window harmlessly.
[serious] What is the thing that made you mature right then in there?	When my son was born.
Which is the most selfish way of Gen Z for you?	Faking psychological disorders and symptoms of neurodevelopmental conditions on Tik Tok or whatever shit little platform they think is original for attention. Edit: Tik Tok , not Tic Tok. Fuck it just seems like shit Vine anyway.
What choice did you make in the past that single-handedly impacted your life to the greatest extent? Do you regret it?	Got baptized. 16 years old, doin' dumb teenager shit for dumb teenager reasons. Wanted to impress the girl I liked by showing how spiritual and dedicated I was to the faith. I was raised in it since I was a tiny kid so it's not like it was strange for me to get baptized, but I definitely did it for the wrong reasons. Problem is, the religion I locked myself into by doing that, doesn't look kindly on people who leave. Couple years down the road I realized it wasn't for me at all, I had never really believed the way everyone else did. So when the Elders got word that I had gone and lost my V-card to the (non-believer) girl I was dating at the time, I was booted. This particular group, if you're baptized and get booted, you're considered more dangerous than a nonbeliever. I'm technically an apostate now, nobody in that religion is supposed to interact with me, even my family. My mom, sister, brother-in-law, nephew, step father, all the friends I grew up with, my whole upbringing support system gone. It's been years since then and I still haven't got my family back. Be wary of cults, boys and girls. They'll steal everything from you and tell you it's because you didn't love god enough.
after the "country you wont visit again" thread and we saw Egypt was killing it, is anyone there who visited Egypt and really enjoyed his time that he would visit it again?	I've already been twice and shall certainly go again.
What are the reasons why fighting games aren't considered Esports?	They are...?
When put on the spot, what’s your go to joke?	An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were talking about their sons. The Englishman says "I named my son George cos he was born on St George's Day" The Scotsman says "That's funny, I named my son Andrew cos he was born on St Andrew's Day" The Irishman chimes in "What a coincidence, that's just like what happened with my son Pancake!"
Even though it happened years ago, what are you STILL thinking about?	My father had a blood clot in he's heart. I received a phonecall from the hospital and they couldn't confirm if he was going to survive. I was only 16 and my dad means the world to me. He survived, but that phone call still haunts me to this day
Which episodes of classic black and white TV shows do you think have remained relevant and enjoyable in the modern era?	Twilight Zone. The whole thing.
What secret hobbies do you have?	Painting miniatures although I'm being more open about it
What is the most interesting thing about you?	I was the only girl to be born in my birth year in my small town. There were about 15 boys born that year.
What shitty food do you eat that you really shouldn’t?	Ass
People who's scared of dentists, what is your trick to escape your appointment?	Brush regularly, try to avoid issues...just...have tooth issues sometimes? I'm not saying it's a GOOD plan...
Since becoming a Dad the frequency of accidental junk-knocks has increased significantly per annum. This is caused by boisterous children. This phenomenon should be named in order to facilitate proper scientific study . Some are suggesting Kinderdamage. What do you think we should call it?	John Egbert's dad wrote this.
How do you try to be a doctor in your 30s?	Mob doctor
If you could live the rest of your life in a movie or tv show, what movie or tv show would you choose ?	backdoor sluts 9!
What was your most memorable experience on a plane?	Not a great one. I was on a commercial flight from NY to California. Was sat next to a man so obese that his body was literally spilling into my seat. Most smelly, back aching 5 hours of my life.
What is the best pun?	Why did the blind man fall internet the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
What's one thing that makes everyone recognize that it's you instantly?	Harmonica or whistling. Its useful for announcing my arrival because everyone knows my sound
What is the funniest or most random quote from a family member?	“That was the best pooping ever!” - my mother at her great-grandmother’s funeral where it hadn’t a single toilet.
If unsuspecting men unknowingly ingest estrogen-enhancing substances, what adverse effects will this have on their legs?	Each leg will become a lady and will be leaving you to start their new life soon
What food is tasty until you find out what it's made of?	chicken nuggets
How can you destroy someone's life legally or illegally that s/he can't figure out it was you ?	why
Ladies, what can your partner do to make you feel better when you’re on your period?	Snuggles, medicine, sprite, and letting me sleep a lot more.
If you were your own parent, how would you raise yourself differently?	I wouldn’t

Who did you consider as an idol but turned out way worse later?

Youtuber Miniladd boy did he turn out to be a dick.

What is one YouTube video you would never want to watch again?

2019 rewind

What would you do if you knew you would not fail?

Everything? Like what lol

When was the first time you said a naughty word? Why?

I were a wee lad on the docks. Papa,papa. Papa Mario. He said a yes mi Italian Irish boyigi? This rope, this a ropa. How can I make it "knotty"? He proceeded to hold my head underwater for 45 seconds for my filth. I saw Atlantis.

What embarrassing event makes you roll your eyes every time you remember it?

I got called up to the board in class and I was zoned out, and didn’t give a damn about school. The teacher asked me to put parentheses around the equation, but I didn’t know what they were. I put everything on that board, even quotation marks. Man I hate that. It was buried deep in my mind, and this post just brought it right out.

If humans became extinct what animal would replace us?

Probably the first primate species to enter the Stone Age.

What weird fantasy did you have When you were a kid?

sexualized large amounts of poop when i was like 7

How do you turn down someone asking for your number politely?

Dump liquor on them then use a match and light them on fire.

What is the most underrated album that you have ever listened to?

Them Crooked Vultures... Too few people know about it

How do you stay healthy on a budget?

Meal prep, avoid fast food, and workout at home

People with an actual fast metabolism - How long can you last without food until you get really hungry and have a headache?

About 5-6 h if i do sport its 4

You are given the chance to know the exact day and the exact way you are gonna die. Do you accept it? Why/why not?

No. I don’t wanna know and live with the paranoia.

If the last thing you looked up is your new superpower, what all can you do?

Uhhhhh Miranda Cosgrove, so I guess I can do web shows now

At some point in human history, someone came up with the first lie. What was it?

No, that crotch leaf doesn't make you look fat.

What's the most creepy thing your pet did?

Committed suicide

What's the most bizarre thing you've seen over the last year?

People celebrating a drug addict/criminal and building memorial and naming a school and shit after him.

People who buy things with their name on it like coke bottles, chewing gum tubs, chocolate bars and etc, why?

If I'm buying a coke bottle and they all have names on them, I might as well get the one with my name rather than some random name

If you could go back in time to when you were 10 year's old and saying something to your parents, what would it be?

Stop fucking smoking

What is something in your life that is seen as good by other people, but is actually the a terrible part/decision according to you?

My brain died reading this sorry

What is the most psychotic thing you’ve ever witnessed in person?

- young woman who was convinced there was a vampire in her room, borrowed garlic from the man next door to ward it off. - same woman was convinced there were mice in her room so laid salt all around the walls. - was convinced that the water was contaminated so washed her clothes in bleach. When her skin reacted she said that was proof the water was bad. - had a man believe that God was talking to him all the time, that when he felt God was with him his eyes turned blue. He would ask "what colour are my eyes?" mid conversation and we would always tell him the truth : "brown". He believed his place was to beg for money, not get a job or home because God wanted him to preach on the streets. Despite the fact that God started talking to him when his wife and child left and he became homeless is just coincidence. - man high on huffing gas, saw i was wearing a t-shirt with a dragon on it and started to freak out because "dragons are dangerous!!!" And smashed up reception. - a young woman who felt emotionally abused walked in circles screaming "im a dildo im a dildo im a dildo" for 20 mins. I called 999 as she was evidently having a breakdown but emergency services said she wasn't hurting anyone so me and her mental health worker sat on the steps keeping her company until she calmed down. - man high on spice donned a face mask, barricaded himself in his room screaming he was going to hurt someone. Paramedics and police called. Medics arrived all in their 20s, the client loomed over them. He lunged, we all backed up and he slammed the door in their face. We waited 2 hours for the police to help remove them. - drunk?? Guy. Asked to leave for time out. Tried to intimidate me by following me super-closely (shoes touching close). At least it led him out of his room and onto the landing. By the point we got to the staircase I put my back to a wall and invited him to go down first. My coworker recommended that we get him a coat as it was cold outside. - man moves in to the accommodation and declares he has no dogs. Weeks later shows up with two chihuahuas and we tell him he can't have them. Screams at us that they're his dogs so he has to bring them in. We say no. He abandons them on the doorstep and they run around on the busy streets. RSPCA called. He gets mad. - young woman about to go to rehab. Suddenly adopts a dog- huge sand coloured thing. We have to get emergency accommodation for the dog so owner doesn't lose her rehab bed. Not only do we manage it but they also come to pick "buh-buh" up. Cue our client taking photos of his licence plate and screaming shes going to kill him if she never sees her dog again. We're like: seriously we can only afford 3 weeks accommodation, this dog WILL be coming back please stop threatening the lovely man pulling heaven and earth to make sure you retain your bed..."

To sell a home or property what would be the first and convenient step for a realtor?

Are you a realtor or trying to be one or are you looking for an agent to help you sell your property?

How does one consume 69TB in a month?

One byte at a time

People who are currently/have been enjoying life... Why?

Because by some chance I am alive so I'm not gonna waste it doing shit I don't like doing

What is your opinion on Lana Del Rey's music?

She's good. I may be biased though because I know I'd clap her cheeks in a heartbeat. Id have to take a whole week off because I will for sure throw my back out

What is one country that you will visit again?

Wait a little bit before you repost a popular question, makes it less obvious your karma-whoring.

What is the creepiest thing you've seen in the woods?

Little stick figures in the Jersey woods.

Will the UK be back in lock down in a few weeks time as the clubs etc fill up, it always seemed so fragile and drastic the way it spread. What do you guys think?

Yeah we will be, government don’t know what they’re fucking doing, too quick, why couldn’t everyone just do what New Zealand did?

If you could turn back time and change one past event what would that be?

jeez too many to count

What to ask a stupid person?

What?

What is the most ridiculous way a restaurant messed up your simple order?

The server dropped my plate on the floor and told me that I could eat off the floor or go hungry. The kitchen was closed and I would not get another plate. Oh, and we had to pay for "my" food. I was 8. And no, my parents didn't share any of their food with me, and they forbade me to take an apple later in the evening. I knew the house rule: if you don't eat dinner you can't have an evening snack. The fact that my dinner was dropped on the floor didn't matter (nor that any other day I refused to eat it was because I am highly allergic to the food in question. As I only got a spiked fever, projectile vomiting and stomach cramps for several days I wasn't *really* allergic according to my parents; only anaphylactic chock was regarded as a food allergy in our home).

Hello there! How are you?

I'm alright, how about you?

[serious] What dangerous medical condition did you have that you didn't know was dangerous at the time?

I got pneumonia once and brushed it off as a normal cough. Couldn't really breath for two weeks but was too stupid to go to the doctor.

Whats the worst thing you could encounter in your country's forests?

Hillbilly Rednecks

you now have both sex in the same time how you life change ?

r/ihadastroke

What work of media is just an author's personal fetish? (Nsfw)

That Nickelodeon exec or whatever who produced iCarly. He obviously had a foot fetish. Among other fetishes...

What currently number one on your bucket list?

To make a bucket list

Is all what we see really what the true reality look like?

There are wavelengths of light our eyes aren't able to process. There are things our other senses aren't able to experience either.

What's the best cover up you had ever done ?

Not me but my friend told everyone she had been in a car crash and that's why no one had seen her. She had a face lift lmao.

What is the best way to hint that you are LGBTQ+ without saying it?

i prefer curves over straight lines

Which college majors have the most beautiful women?

Whichever ones you aren't taking

To the people who delete their calculator history, why?

So people can’t see my search history on calculatorhub, I don’t want people to see my calculator boobs (.)(.)

Say there is a family of 3 ( parent and a girl and boy - with no known relatives ) they are all about to die. you have the choice of saving one of them. Would you save one, if so which one and why? would you let them all die - preventing the trauma ?

I would save one of the kids; which I'm sure the parent would insist on anyway. Which one I saved would probably depend on which one was the easiest to get to and/or seemed the most likely to survive the escape attempt. If I only had a split second to make the decision and both the kids were equally likely to make it out alive with my help, I don't know how I'd make the decision, honestly. I'd just have to grab one of them.

What is your “weird” celebrity crush?

Joaquin Phoenix or whatever his name is

what is a very interesting ongoing tipofmytongue case?

Aliens/ufo disclosure

If the 1950s and 60s were so conservative, why were kissing booths so popular?

Conservative is a relative term. I've read accounts that when there was a large American military presence in Australia during WWII the locals were quite shocked by how brazen the Americans were in regards to things like public displays of affection.

What’s your most NSFW story that occurred at work?

A couple situations in a previous job: Got told by an older woman in the team that I don't sleep around enough for someone my age And had a colleague my age who was in a meaningful relationship but was flirty in an odd way. I recall at one point she text me these two texts with like a minute pause between them: "I want you..." "...to help me improve my CV, lol!"

What is your favourite movie theory?

Jar jar binks being a sith

What is something about yourself that makes you proud of yourself?

Still riding the high from escaping an abusive marriage 3 months ago honestly

What's a question that would never get the same answer?

How many seconds have passed since midnight on January 1, 1970?

How can you make yourself last longer in bed?

Don't set an alarm

What are some things which can help get rid of cramps and menstrual pain?

Ibuprofen, chocolate milk, orgasms

Why did you stop communicating with your parents?

They died

What’s the worst thing you’ve done at a friends house?

Pass out

Is there anything that you absolutely despise and why?

Most people (myself included) would say these: rape, pedos and slavery.

Peapole of redit what is a game you played as a child and still playing it?

Peapole

How your parents reacted when they found out that you want to live in another country?

They said: Go leave this goddamn country!

What is the weirdest compliment you’ve ever gotten that made you happy?

You're the weirdest person I've ever met

What would you kill for ?

The safety of the people I love

Introvert people, what are the question you always wanted to ask to extrovert people ?

How do you people keep a conversation going smoothly? Do y'all conjure topics to talk about from thin air?

What are some tips and tricks for staying on your diet path? [serious]

Make meals in advance so you don't get tempted to eat junk when you are too lazy to cook.

What are the benefits of being in a public school over a private school?

You’ll be able to relate to more people

What is something you get taught during Youth/School that contradicts something else you learn during youth/school?

That being selfish is a bad thing.

If you accidently came out, how did it go?

A bit terrifying, to say the least. I mean, did you know that doors can be opened? Totally weird world outside my basement.

What is the kindest thing a complete stranger has done for you?

Took me to the hospital when I fell from the roof. Saved my life!

Non-boomers, what are 'boomer' opinions that you agree with?

Lol I was one of the top comments of the post you are trying to rip off: Teenagers are scary

What is the most neckbeardy thing you’ve ever witnessed?

Used to live with a couple, and a fourth guy who was a greasy smelly cave-dweller type guy, you know the type. No sunlight ever touched his skin, only the light from screens. Showered maybe once a month and sometimes we suspected he was just standing in there with the water running to make us think he had bathed. It was generally accepted between me and the couple that this guy had a crush on the girlfriend. Anyway, one time he must have thought the boyfriend and I were out and it was just him and the girlfriend home. I was in the living room so I could hear, it was a smallish 3/2 apartment. The couple was in their bedroom, with the door closed.. Being a couple. Ya know. Stank-ass comes out of his room and walks over to their door and just kinda... Lingers. I don't question him because I don't much care, and then he lightly taps on their door and goes "Hey <gf name>?" As if he's gonna ask her something. Boyfriend responds with "What?" In the most bewildered and impatient tone, I had to stifle my laugh. Stank-ass' eyes go wide and he stutters out a "Nevermind", shuffles back to his room. Turns out he thought she was in there by herself, and was gonna offer... Assistance. I will never know why he thought that would be a good idea, but it was likely the boldest thing he ever did. TL;DR: Greaseball roommate tried to put moves on female roommate while he thought her boyfriend and I weren't home.

what’s the meaning of life?

42

What if the battlestar galactica ship got time travelled to modern earth?

I honestly think if that happened, even if the ship left immediately - humanity would unite to colonize space. We'd see it as a confirmation of it being possible. And yeah people are going to be all like "haha you don't know humans", but I legit believe it would be a sort of awakening.

Have you experienced something related to your physical, emotional or sexual health that you’ve found difficult to talk about (or supported someone else through these experiences)? Why did you find it difficult?

Not sure if this fits in to what you’re asking but… Premature Ejaculation. Whilst my own view of sex was misaligned after watching porn and seeing pornstars with tree trunk sized members going for hours at a time, I found myself quite dismayed at the reality that I wasn’t able to perform great feats as this. It’s something I’ve suffered from personally and overcome, with the help of understanding partners and also concentrating on other parts of sex which I actually find more enjoyable than penetration myself. After a few cruel comments when I first started out having sex, ‘well at least one of us came!’ And ‘at least the pizza is still hot’ I found I didn’t ever want to actually have sex and put it off. It made me really concerned I was just plain bad at sex. It is something that other men think is funny if it’s not happening to you and it isn’t funny if it happens to you. I’m sure I’m not a severe case but I know it’s something that can affect a lot of people. Talking is the best solution for me, and building from it.

If you could be put in a video game of your choosing with the same strengths/weaknesses of the protag (they still exist alongside you), but the game is set to the hardest difficulty and you can't let then know you're not from that universe, which game do you pick?

Animal Crossing. I just casually enjoy the game.

What would you say to the abyss when the abyss stares back at you?

Henlo

What's the point of the thumbs down on YouTube comments if the numbers don't change?

I have always wondered the same too.

Women that Had a ‘dolphin assisted birth,’ how was the experience?

Waiting on the eccentric answers…

What is the most dumb, as well as the worst way to die?

Getting killed so hard that you die to death

To the people who are content/happy in their life, how and what is it that you do that makes life worth living?

12 rules for life by Jordan B Peterson opened my eyes and enabled me to take control of my life instead of doing nothing.

Should you still use the AC in your room when it's so hot not to use it but it will be dripping when you do? Why or why not?

My ac stays on from may to September most years. If yours is dripping inside the house You need to slightly tilt it so it's leaned back and the condensed water will drip outside your window harmlessly.

[serious] What is the thing that made you mature right then in there?

When my son was born.

Which is the most selfish way of Gen Z for you?

Faking psychological disorders and symptoms of neurodevelopmental conditions on Tik Tok or whatever shit little platform they think is original for attention. Edit: Tik Tok , not Tic Tok. Fuck it just seems like shit Vine anyway.

What choice did you make in the past that single-handedly impacted your life to the greatest extent? Do you regret it?

Got baptized. 16 years old, doin' dumb teenager shit for dumb teenager reasons. Wanted to impress the girl I liked by showing how spiritual and dedicated I was to the faith. I was raised in it since I was a tiny kid so it's not like it was *strange* for me to get baptized, but I definitely did it for the wrong reasons. Problem is, the religion I locked myself into by doing that, doesn't look kindly on people who leave. Couple years down the road I realized it wasn't for me at all, I had never really believed the way everyone else did. So when the Elders got word that I had gone and lost my V-card to the (non-believer) girl I was dating at the time, I was booted. This particular group, if you're baptized and get booted, you're considered more dangerous than a nonbeliever. I'm technically an apostate now, nobody in that religion is supposed to interact with me, even my family. My mom, sister, brother-in-law, nephew, step father, all the friends I grew up with, my whole upbringing support system gone. It's been years since then and I still haven't got my family back. Be wary of cults, boys and girls. They'll steal everything from you and tell you it's because you didn't love god enough.

after the "country you wont visit again" thread and we saw Egypt was killing it, is anyone there who visited Egypt and really enjoyed his time that he would visit it again?

I've already been twice and shall certainly go again.

What are the reasons why fighting games aren't considered Esports?

They are...?

When put on the spot, what’s your go to joke?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were talking about their sons. The Englishman says "I named my son George cos he was born on St George's Day" The Scotsman says "That's funny, I named my son Andrew cos he was born on St Andrew's Day" The Irishman chimes in "What a coincidence, that's just like what happened with my son Pancake!"

Even though it happened years ago, what are you STILL thinking about?

My father had a blood clot in he's heart. I received a phonecall from the hospital and they couldn't confirm if he was going to survive. I was only 16 and my dad means the world to me. He survived, but that phone call still haunts me to this day

Which episodes of classic black and white TV shows do you think have remained relevant and enjoyable in the modern era?

Twilight Zone. The whole thing.

What secret hobbies do you have?

Painting miniatures although I'm being more open about it

What is the most interesting thing about you?

I was the only girl to be born in my birth year in my small town. There were about 15 boys born that year.

What shitty food do you eat that you really shouldn’t?

Ass

People who's scared of dentists, what is your trick to escape your appointment?

Brush regularly, try to avoid issues...just...have tooth issues sometimes? I'm not saying it's a GOOD plan...

Since becoming a Dad the frequency of accidental junk-knocks has increased significantly per annum. This is caused by boisterous children. This phenomenon should be named in order to facilitate proper scientific study . Some are suggesting Kinderdamage. What do you think we should call it?

John Egbert's dad wrote this.

How do you try to be a doctor in your 30s?

Mob doctor

If you could live the rest of your life in a movie or tv show, what movie or tv show would you choose ?

backdoor sluts 9!

What was your most memorable experience on a plane?

Not a great one. I was on a commercial flight from NY to California. Was sat next to a man so obese that his body was literally spilling into my seat. Most smelly, back aching 5 hours of my life.

What is the best pun?

Why did the blind man fall internet the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

What's one thing that makes everyone recognize that it's you instantly?

Harmonica or whistling. Its useful for announcing my arrival because everyone knows my sound

What is the funniest or most random quote from a family member?

“That was the best pooping ever!” - my mother at her great-grandmother’s funeral where it hadn’t a single toilet.

If unsuspecting men unknowingly ingest estrogen-enhancing substances, what adverse effects will this have on their legs?

Each leg will become a lady and will be leaving you to start their new life soon

What food is tasty until you find out what it's made of?

chicken nuggets

How can you destroy someone's life legally or illegally that s/he can't figure out it was you ?

why

Ladies, what can your partner do to make you feel better when you’re on your period?

Snuggles, medicine, sprite, and letting me sleep a lot more.

If you were your own parent, how would you raise yourself differently?

I wouldn’t