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If a genie told you could have 4 wishes, what would you do?	Cure everyone of all pains and diseases, allow people to look like whatever they want to look like, make people inherently chill with one another and work together, and make the earth's biology much more able to survive us humans.
Here is your stage, what did you always want to say?	Can I just scream? I don't really have anything to say but I am more and more feeling a very strong urge to scream until my throat bleeds. And then scream some more.
If waterproof pants get dirty how do you wash them?	The pants are waterproof, not the dirt.
What is your own definition of happiness?	Nothing to do, no obligations, chillin at home.
What is your "closet" hobby/pastime that due to your age or gender you are pressured into keeping secret?	Crochet. I'm a guy, and have been crochetting since my early 20's. Any time I've brought it up I get super weird looks.
What's the most disturbing nightmare you've ever gotten?	Had a nightmare my no no place started leaking spiders.
If you had one chance to repeat any moment in time what would it be and why?	Hiroshima I mean what
[Serious] People who are happily married/in a happy relationships with their stalkers/stalkees how did you do it?	I don’t think that’s possible. Or at least common. If you’ve ever been stalked, you know it’s very uncomfortable and sometimes outright terrifying. A person who violates such a boundary is not exactly someone you would have a “healthy” relationship with.
What is the reason that your teacher called your parents to your school?	played pen pineapple apple pen on the intercom
What's your weird communication style with your partner that only you can understand?	Once asked my husband to take the thing from the thing and put it in the thing and he knew I wanted the food from the fridge into the microwave.
How do you defuse the awkward situation of walking out of a public restroom and seeing a large line of people that you now realize you have kept waiting?	Don't give a shit...
Okay, Why don't we make refrigerator doors out of a see - through material?	If you make the door see through, either you wont have a door shelf, or you lose a huge amount of insulation, resulting in more energy consumption. There are a few models that have a window in the door, but the suffer from the afore mentioned issues
Which TV/movie fight hurt your heart because you didn't want either to win or lose?	The Hound vs. Brienne
Why so many billionaires look mad ugly and most times fat AF when they have all the resources to be healthy and looking healthy?	The young, fit wives do it on purpose to speed up heart disease and get the money from their will faster.
People who like to start arguments, why?	Have you got a problem with that? HAVE YOU? MY CAPS LOCK IS ON!!!!!!! Calling me argumentative, I'LL CAPS LOCK YO ASS!
What's a stereotype about people from your country that you think is perfectly justified?	A lot of Americans are overweight, unhappy, and get worked to the bone so they can maintain the facade of middle class living, but even the facade is a house of cards built on cheap credit and a mortgage that most likely won’t get paid off And that sounds cynical but I really do love this country, that just describes a loooot of people.
Which tv/movie best describes your life and why?	Garden State
What is the most wonderful/impactful thing you’ve been told?	"He's going to live." My baby was in a fire and severely burned. His fate was uncertain for what felt like an eternity. He did live and is just the best 6 year old kid ever now.
People who like their job. What do you do and why do you like it?	I teach PreK. It’s fun working with the kids and I like my coworkers.
What are some of the best upcycled job titles you have heard?	I used to be a window cleaner and often referred to myself as a crystal technician that delivers sunshine.
Anyone, have you or anyone you know gotten into a harem like situation, what happened and how did it turn out?	My story begins when I relocates to Tokyo to apprentice at a Shinto shrine. I met a new love interest, Sakuya Kumashiro, who is a classmate of mine at my new school. Much of the story revolves around the development of Sakuya's and mine relationship and its effect on the girls back in Okayama. The girls meet me because of one incident that takes place two years prior to the series. At that time, Ryoko and Washu stole a crystal from Jurai and fled towards Earth, pursued by Ayeka, Sasami, Ryo-Ohki, and the Guardians in Ayeka's ship, and Mihoshi and Kiyone in a Galaxy Police ship. They are all injured when Ryoko consumes Ayeka's crystal and becomes a monster. I defeat the monster when a necklace I was wearing (a memento of my mother) turns into a sword. During the anniversary party for this event at my home, it is revealed that each of the girls has a crystal from the necklace as a token of their bond with me, which they each took after Ryoko broke my necklace apart. The main antagonist is Yugi, a mutant Juraian who was sealed away on Earth 3500 years ago when she almost destroyed Jurai. She intends to take over the Earth by turning it into her own kingdom, much as she tried with Jurai. In order for her plans to succeed, she must break the bonds that hold the my family together. Because my family is defenders of Earth. We perform this function with the power in the crystals, but the crystals need to be in proximity to one another for them to be able to function. Yugi executes her plan partly through her henchmen, such as Hotsuma, who convinces Ryoko to leave Earth with him, but also by forming a genuine friendship with Sasami through one of her projections, also named Yugi. When Yugi's plan comes to fruition, it is revealed that Sakuya, too, is nothing more than another projection of Yugi, designed to scatter my Family. Yugi tries to get me to abandon reality and stay in a pocket universe with Sakuya, but Sakuya herself tells me to leave. When I do, the crystals summon the girls to me, and I am able to defeat Yugi. Yugi is then sealed away (at her own request) until she becomes a good person. Thats how my harem event happened.
What exactly is happiness?	my kids! 🥰
What’s your party trick to get people’s attention?	dark humor
What's the best story you've ever read/heard?	George Orwell’s 1984
What fictional movie that could be a documentary for the future to learn about modern times?	Demolition Man.
McDonald's or Burger King & why?	Fries - McDonald's Burgers - Burger King Milkshakes - McDonald's Nuggets - McDonald's
What tricks do you use to get free trials of online services/subscriptions?	When WinRAR tells you your free trial has ended, you actually can just resume using it normally.
People with toxic parents, how did you survive living with them? [Serious]	Get good at lying
If your favourite pre-2000 movie was made now, who would be recast in the main roles?	Indiana Jones! I'd like to see a more inclusive and representative cast this time around. I'd like to see Kameela Jamil take on the role a d kick all our asses with her take on adventure supremacy.
What are some newer or still active websites that still feel the way the Internet felt in the early 2000's?	Angel fire
What's one thing about the opposite sex that you are jealous of?	It's way more socially acceptable for women to be bi than men.
What will the stock market do this week after 3 consecutive weeks of setting new highs?	Turn into a duck
What are some harmless yet psychopathic things you've encountered?	Tracking and writing lottery numbers from the past 20 years in a notebook because you believe there is a cryptic message in the numbers that the govt is trying to send you
What you know /think about Tunisia?	sounds hot there
What is your hobby?	3D Printing
What can a website do with a picture, or the information, on your ID card/book if they claim its for verification purposes?	They can get hacked and your identity can be stolen
What is weirdest reason for you not to go on a date ?	Human Interaction and I don't support it
How does unexpected anal sex work?	usually not too well
What was your high school scandal?	Someone filmed themself using a tube of toothpaste as a dildo. This was around 2008 so luckily for them the viral sprrad was low.
Warren Buffet said “If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die”. How are you making money while you sleep?	Sleep at work
What’s better: TikTok or Youtube?	YouTube
If the universe is actually a conscious brain, what role do we as conscious beings play in its consciousness?	We are proteins spawned from the contamination of a biological filtration unit used for filtering humanity/bacteria from alien fecal matter, which is used to feed spacetime.
What do you think about a guy who's into Japanese anime or a girl who's into Kpop especially if they're post the teenage / young adult age?	Did you just ask the internet if they like neck beards?
Only a Sith deals in absolutes; if you could join the bad guys from any franchise, which would you be and why?	The supes from the boys. Basically becoming a Greek god in 21st century.
What's the saddest thing you've ever witnessed?	One of our family dogs go into complete mourning when the other passed away. It was heart-breaking
What do you believe to be the greatest technological advancement in history and why?	Antibiotics Or maybe the earlier the better, maybe a rock. Or I heard once and Anthropologist say, in response to being asked 'what is the earliest evidence of human civilisation?' 'A healed leg bone' it showed the evidence that humans worked together. The moment humans first worked together to help a person recover from an injury, is when civilisation was born. So technology wise, the first will be the greatest.
If you could time travel to the past, what targedy would you stop from happening using the knowledge from medern time?	Slavery
What Villains lines could also be used during sex?	Pull out? Now? In our moment of triumph?
What seems like a good idea but actually isn't?	Debating with people online
what was the day when u cried for happiness?	Looking at myself in the mirror while wearing my first chest binder :)
Prison guards of women's prison. What is your most memorable experience?	This is a fetish thing, isn't it? It feels like a fetish thing.
What song can you not listen to without its music video?	Never gonna give you up
In what ways are some people blinded by nostalgia goggles?	More often than not, their goggles have steamed up.
If after you die you get "post-game statistics", what are yours looking like?	Depending on what categories? K/D?
What is your ideal height difference for couples?	It don’t matter, I woulda dated a 6 ft woman as quickly as I woulda dated a 5 ft woman. I’m only 5’10”
What is the name of the biggest fish in the world?	Your mum
Who is real father of Loki?	Laufe
What’s better: Instagram or Snapchat?	Instagram.
Men, what do you consider to be your true penis size? Bone-pressed or without pushing the ruler into the fat pad?	NBP is the truth imo since you can't put your fat in her I believe it shouldn't count
What no so common sport to you enjoy watching?	Kabaddi
If you could relive one moment of your life, what would it be?	That morning with her on my bed, and me asking " do you feel the same as I do about you ? " and her answer was "hmm" leaving me like : " wtf Hmmm means ? "
Same amount of fuel- Normal Fuel Car vs Electric car charged with generator using same fuel, which one will be more economical?	Fuel car, cuz with the electric car you not only have the inefficiency of a combustion engine, but energy loss when charging and discharging the batteries as well.
What is the craziest thing the human race could do if they wanted?	Destroy the planet
What do you plan to do after you retire?	Die
Which dessert is your biggest weekness?	Cheesecake. 😩
You were raised by wolves… what unique talent did you learn?	Beastiality
Who is the most incompetent person in your organization and how did they get there?	My old primary school’s music teacher He gave us a project which was for marks and all he said was that we had to become one with the animals Everyone asked him what he meant but all he ever said was to become one with the animals He got fired after a month of being hired I had no fucking clue what he meant to this day
If you were God, what would you do with earth?	factory reset
What do you add to your homemade fried egg sandwiches?	BBQ sauce mixed with mayo 3:2, plus a few drops of Tabasco to taste.
What movie would be weirdest of it included a sex scene?	SpongeBob movie. Imagine Hasselhoff just bare back fucking the hell out of a sponge and a starfish.
What is something you wish you had known about yourself sooner?	about my health my parents still don’t tell me about that
How does it feel to reject someone?	It doesn’t feel particularly pleasant, but it’s better than the alternative in that situation. I would rather be straight with people about how I feel so that they can deal with their emotions, especially if they’re people I’m close to.
What is your Fabarite colour?	Burble
What character's death was the saddest?	Guardians of the Galaxy Spoiler >!Yondu hit me very hard but it was the fireworks that had me bawling like a child. !<
What time is it? Why are you awake?	11:58am and I am awake because the sun is shining
What is your worst nightmare?	Waking up
What’s your favourite song ?	Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen
What film or series is much overrated?	The Hunger Games
(Serious)What can we all do to prevent global warming?	Go after countries like China and India
What does raw sewage taste like?	Only one way to find out
What's the safest topics to talk about in family meeting?	Is squirt pee?
What are some things that can cause tonsillitis?	Deepthroating
What is the worst advice your high school counselor or college advisor ever gave you?	_Omg I’ve finally found the question that was made for me._ Okay so… I’m 15 at the time. We were talking about OCD as I was newly diagnosed. She asked me about my triggers and I said “if I don’t say I love you to my parents or brother every day, I worry they’ll die because I didn’t say it.” And she told me … wait for it … “well statistically, since they haven’t died yet, presumably because you’ve said I love you every day up until now, it could happen any day now couldn’t it? You could go home to find them dead”. I’m sure she was trying to tell me “well they haven’t died yet, so there’s a great chance they won’t die for a long time.” But she got it mixed up and instead made me feel like I was solely responsible for keeping my entire family alive. Lol.
What’s your morning routine?	Snooze for about 5-6 minutes, snuggle wife. Roll out of bed, put on uniform, take meds, grab purse and walk out the door.
Why’d you get up today?	Work
What's the question you usually starting any conversation with a stranger?	"How long is your penis?"
What is the point of having billionaires?	There isn't one.
Where does your dog usually sleep?	Probably still where I buried him :(
What are some good books to read in order to learn self-reflection?	Radical Acceptance by Tara Brach. She’s a Buddhist therapist.
What dream or nightmare has greatly affected your life?	Not in a positive way but in a negative way- I see my father in my dreams alive most of the time. He died 2 years ago but since then I am having dreams of him, sometimes I get terrified and sometimes I feel good.
What is the greatest exchange of words you heard during a porno?	Lemon stealing whore Google it it's pretty funny
People who've had someone take an instant dislike to you for no reason. How did they make your life a nightmare?	An ex-girlfriend had this “friend” with her the day we met. He took a liking to my female friend and the ex and I hit it off. However, he kept watching us when he thought I wasn’t looking. I knew he wasn’t happy I was joking up with this girl. I said something to her, she shut it down real quick with the “best friend, just protective” rhetoric. I let it go but never forgot. This guy did so much petty shit. He would follow me home from work, to make sure I wasn’t seeing someone else. He’d pop up wherever I happened to be. He would call/text during dates because he “had a feeling something was wrong” or “he’s just lonely and needs to hear her voice”. I got fed up and told her, “Look, the guy is in love with you. He’s stalking me, and ruins every date night with his interruptions, he’s got to stop this or we’ve gotta stop seeing each other.” She cried and they fought, he lied and lied some more and then he left. Things went great for about 4 months after that. He stopped calling, just left us alone altogether. Then I started seeing his car parked up the street from my house. Parked styling the corner from the shop I worked in. Then, I got a surprise visit from my sister and her best friend (who grew up with us…literally age 2-present) I greeted them both with hugs and lots of smiles. 10 minutes later, she calls me hysterically crying that she can’t believe I would cheat, after everything, blah blah blah. I calm her down as I explain who they were, and why they were there(surprise, it’s my birthday!!). Sneaking suspicion had me peeking out the window and, sure enough. His damn car pulling away from up the street. I confronted her about it, she said she never asked him to do all this. Apparently, he had gotten a lot better at following me without notice. And had been reporting to her, my daily activities. We broke up the next day because she couldn’t see how she was wrong for not only allowing him to follow me but, failing to see why it was an issue. “I’ve never EVER seen him as anything other than a friend!” The guy showed up to give her a ride home, during the break up argument. He got in my face acting a fool, when she turned her back “I don’t want to see this!” He smirked, leaned in and said “I. Win. Another gone.” Found out later that he convinced her to move him out of the friend zone. They dated for one month before he thought she was cheating on him so, he beat the hell out of her and damn near choked her to death. I never followed up to see if he got jail time or not. But, they still follow each other on social media.
What’s the most annoying interview question you’ve been asked?	"What's the worst part of your current job?" So hard to answer without sounding like a whiny bitch
Brexit voters, in what ways has life improved for you in since the UK left the EU?	Now you're just being cruel.
What movie title can you spell without using vocals?	Huh?
People who have a step sibling what was the most sexual thing they have done to you ?	You watch too much porn
What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear 'India' ?	Tech support
Which is your favourite anime?	Corey in the house (I know it’s not funny anymore but I had to say it)
What is the most useless piece of information you know?	Everyone’s butthole looks different
What would you consider as your biggest achievement in life?	20 and living on my own in a foreign country.

If a genie told you could have 4 wishes, what would you do?

Cure everyone of all pains and diseases, allow people to look like whatever they want to look like, make people inherently chill with one another and work together, and make the earth's biology much more able to survive us humans.

Here is your stage, what did you always want to say?

Can I just scream? I don't really have anything to say but I am more and more feeling a very strong urge to scream until my throat bleeds. And then scream some more.

If waterproof pants get dirty how do you wash them?

The pants are waterproof, not the dirt.

What is your own definition of happiness?

Nothing to do, no obligations, chillin at home.

What is your "closet" hobby/pastime that due to your age or gender you are pressured into keeping secret?

Crochet. I'm a guy, and have been crochetting since my early 20's. Any time I've brought it up I get super weird looks.

What's the most disturbing nightmare you've ever gotten?

Had a nightmare my no no place started leaking spiders.

If you had one chance to repeat any moment in time what would it be and why?

Hiroshima I mean what

[Serious] People who are happily married/in a happy relationships with their stalkers/stalkees how did you do it?

I don’t think that’s possible. Or at least common. If you’ve ever been stalked, you know it’s very uncomfortable and sometimes outright terrifying. A person who violates such a boundary is not exactly someone you would have a “healthy” relationship with.

What is the reason that your teacher called your parents to your school?

played pen pineapple apple pen on the intercom

What's your weird communication style with your partner that only you can understand?

Once asked my husband to take the thing from the thing and put it in the thing and he knew I wanted the food from the fridge into the microwave.

How do you defuse the awkward situation of walking out of a public restroom and seeing a large line of people that you now realize you have kept waiting?

Don't give a shit...

Okay, Why don't we make refrigerator doors out of a see - through material?

If you make the door see through, either you wont have a door shelf, or you lose a huge amount of insulation, resulting in more energy consumption. There are a few models that have a window in the door, but the suffer from the afore mentioned issues

Which TV/movie fight hurt your heart because you didn't want either to win or lose?

The Hound vs. Brienne

Why so many billionaires look mad ugly and most times fat AF when they have all the resources to be healthy and looking healthy?

The young, fit wives do it on purpose to speed up heart disease and get the money from their will faster.

People who like to start arguments, why?

Have you got a problem with that? HAVE YOU? MY CAPS LOCK IS ON!!!!!!! Calling me argumentative, I'LL CAPS LOCK YO ASS!

What's a stereotype about people from your country that you think is perfectly justified?

A lot of Americans are overweight, unhappy, and get worked to the bone so they can maintain the facade of middle class living, but even the facade is a house of cards built on cheap credit and a mortgage that most likely won’t get paid off And that sounds cynical but I really do love this country, that just describes a loooot of people.

Which tv/movie best describes your life and why?

Garden State

What is the most wonderful/impactful thing you’ve been told?

"He's going to live." My baby was in a fire and severely burned. His fate was uncertain for what felt like an eternity. He did live and is just the best 6 year old kid ever now.

People who like their job. What do you do and why do you like it?

I teach PreK. It’s fun working with the kids and I like my coworkers.

What are some of the best upcycled job titles you have heard?

I used to be a window cleaner and often referred to myself as a crystal technician that delivers sunshine.

Anyone, have you or anyone you know gotten into a harem like situation, what happened and how did it turn out?

My story begins when I relocates to Tokyo to apprentice at a Shinto shrine. I met a new love interest, Sakuya Kumashiro, who is a classmate of mine at my new school. Much of the story revolves around the development of Sakuya's and mine relationship and its effect on the girls back in Okayama. The girls meet me because of one incident that takes place two years prior to the series. At that time, Ryoko and Washu stole a crystal from Jurai and fled towards Earth, pursued by Ayeka, Sasami, Ryo-Ohki, and the Guardians in Ayeka's ship, and Mihoshi and Kiyone in a Galaxy Police ship. They are all injured when Ryoko consumes Ayeka's crystal and becomes a monster. I defeat the monster when a necklace I was wearing (a memento of my mother) turns into a sword. During the anniversary party for this event at my home, it is revealed that each of the girls has a crystal from the necklace as a token of their bond with me, which they each took after Ryoko broke my necklace apart. The main antagonist is Yugi, a mutant Juraian who was sealed away on Earth 3500 years ago when she almost destroyed Jurai. She intends to take over the Earth by turning it into her own kingdom, much as she tried with Jurai. In order for her plans to succeed, she must break the bonds that hold the my family together. Because my family is defenders of Earth. We perform this function with the power in the crystals, but the crystals need to be in proximity to one another for them to be able to function. Yugi executes her plan partly through her henchmen, such as Hotsuma, who convinces Ryoko to leave Earth with him, but also by forming a genuine friendship with Sasami through one of her projections, also named Yugi. When Yugi's plan comes to fruition, it is revealed that Sakuya, too, is nothing more than another projection of Yugi, designed to scatter my Family. Yugi tries to get me to abandon reality and stay in a pocket universe with Sakuya, but Sakuya herself tells me to leave. When I do, the crystals summon the girls to me, and I am able to defeat Yugi. Yugi is then sealed away (at her own request) until she becomes a good person. Thats how my harem event happened.

What exactly is happiness?

my kids! 🥰

What’s your party trick to get people’s attention?

dark humor

What's the best story you've ever read/heard?

George Orwell’s 1984

What fictional movie that could be a documentary for the future to learn about modern times?

Demolition Man.

McDonald's or Burger King & why?

Fries - McDonald's Burgers - Burger King Milkshakes - McDonald's Nuggets - McDonald's

What tricks do you use to get free trials of online services/subscriptions?

When WinRAR tells you your free trial has ended, you actually can just resume using it normally.

People with toxic parents, how did you survive living with them? [Serious]

Get good at lying

If your favourite pre-2000 movie was made now, who would be recast in the main roles?

Indiana Jones! I'd like to see a more inclusive and representative cast this time around. I'd like to see Kameela Jamil take on the role a d kick all our asses with her take on adventure supremacy.

What are some newer or still active websites that still feel the way the Internet felt in the early 2000's?

Angel fire

What's one thing about the opposite sex that you are jealous of?

It's way more socially acceptable for women to be bi than men.

What will the stock market do this week after 3 consecutive weeks of setting new highs?

Turn into a duck

What are some harmless yet psychopathic things you've encountered?

Tracking and writing lottery numbers from the past 20 years in a notebook because you believe there is a cryptic message in the numbers that the govt is trying to send you

What you know /think about Tunisia?

sounds hot there

What is your hobby?

3D Printing

What can a website do with a picture, or the information, on your ID card/book if they claim its for verification purposes?

They can get hacked and your identity can be stolen

What is weirdest reason for you not to go on a date ?

Human Interaction and I don't support it

How does unexpected anal sex work?

usually not too well

What was your high school scandal?

Someone filmed themself using a tube of toothpaste as a dildo. This was around 2008 so luckily for them the viral sprrad was low.

Warren Buffet said “If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die”. How are you making money while you sleep?

Sleep at work

What’s better: TikTok or Youtube?

YouTube

If the universe is actually a conscious brain, what role do we as conscious beings play in its consciousness?

We are proteins spawned from the contamination of a biological filtration unit used for filtering humanity/bacteria from alien fecal matter, which is used to feed spacetime.

What do you think about a guy who's into Japanese anime or a girl who's into Kpop especially if they're post the teenage / young adult age?

Did you just ask the internet if they like neck beards?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes; if you could join the bad guys from any franchise, which would you be and why?

The supes from the boys. Basically becoming a Greek god in 21st century.

What's the saddest thing you've ever witnessed?

One of our family dogs go into complete mourning when the other passed away. It was heart-breaking

What do you believe to be the greatest technological advancement in history and why?

Antibiotics Or maybe the earlier the better, maybe a rock. Or I heard once and Anthropologist say, in response to being asked 'what is the earliest evidence of human civilisation?' 'A healed leg bone' it showed the evidence that humans worked together. The moment humans first worked together to help a person recover from an injury, is when civilisation was born. So technology wise, the first will be the greatest.

If you could time travel to the past, what targedy would you stop from happening using the knowledge from medern time?

Slavery

What Villains lines could also be used during sex?

Pull out? Now? In our moment of triumph?

What seems like a good idea but actually isn't?

Debating with people online

what was the day when u cried for happiness?

Looking at myself in the mirror while wearing my first chest binder :)

Prison guards of women's prison. What is your most memorable experience?

This is a fetish thing, isn't it? It feels like a fetish thing.

What song can you not listen to without its music video?

Never gonna give you up

In what ways are some people blinded by nostalgia goggles?

More often than not, their goggles have steamed up.

If after you die you get "post-game statistics", what are yours looking like?

Depending on what categories? K/D?

What is your ideal height difference for couples?

It don’t matter, I woulda dated a 6 ft woman as quickly as I woulda dated a 5 ft woman. I’m only 5’10”

What is the name of the biggest fish in the world?

Your mum

Who is real father of Loki?

Laufe

What’s better: Instagram or Snapchat?

Instagram.

Men, what do you consider to be your true penis size? Bone-pressed or without pushing the ruler into the fat pad?

NBP is the truth imo since you can't put your fat in her I believe it shouldn't count

What no so common sport to you enjoy watching?

Kabaddi

If you could relive one moment of your life, what would it be?

That morning with her on my bed, and me asking " do you feel the same as I do about you ? " and her answer was "hmm" leaving me like : " wtf Hmmm means ? "

Same amount of fuel- Normal Fuel Car vs Electric car charged with generator using same fuel, which one will be more economical?

Fuel car, cuz with the electric car you not only have the inefficiency of a combustion engine, but energy loss when charging and discharging the batteries as well.

What is the craziest thing the human race could do if they wanted?

Destroy the planet

What do you plan to do after you retire?

Die

Which dessert is your biggest weekness?

Cheesecake. 😩

You were raised by wolves… what unique talent did you learn?

Beastiality

Who is the most incompetent person in your organization and how did they get there?

My old primary school’s music teacher He gave us a project which was for marks and all he said was that we had to become one with the animals Everyone asked him what he meant but all he ever said was to become one with the animals He got fired after a month of being hired I had no fucking clue what he meant to this day

If you were God, what would you do with earth?

factory reset

What do you add to your homemade fried egg sandwiches?

BBQ sauce mixed with mayo 3:2, plus a few drops of Tabasco to taste.

What movie would be weirdest of it included a sex scene?

SpongeBob movie. Imagine Hasselhoff just bare back fucking the hell out of a sponge and a starfish.

What is something you wish you had known about yourself sooner?

about my health my parents still don’t tell me about that

How does it feel to reject someone?

It doesn’t feel particularly pleasant, but it’s better than the alternative in that situation. I would rather be straight with people about how I feel so that they can deal with their emotions, especially if they’re people I’m close to.

What is your Fabarite colour?

Burble

What character's death was the saddest?

Guardians of the Galaxy Spoiler >!Yondu hit me very hard but it was the fireworks that had me bawling like a child. !<

What time is it? Why are you awake?

11:58am and I am awake because the sun is shining

What is your worst nightmare?

Waking up

What’s your favourite song ?

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen

What film or series is much overrated?

The Hunger Games

(Serious)What can we all do to prevent global warming?

Go after countries like China and India

What does raw sewage taste like?

Only one way to find out

What's the safest topics to talk about in family meeting?

Is squirt pee?

What are some things that can cause tonsillitis?

Deepthroating

What is the worst advice your high school counselor or college advisor ever gave you?

_Omg I’ve finally found the question that was made for me._ Okay so… I’m 15 at the time. We were talking about OCD as I was newly diagnosed. She asked me about my triggers and I said “if I don’t say I love you to my parents or brother every day, I worry they’ll die because I didn’t say it.” And she told me … wait for it … “well statistically, since they haven’t died yet, presumably because you’ve said I love you every day up until now, it could happen any day now couldn’t it? You could go home to find them dead”. I’m sure she was trying to tell me “well they haven’t died yet, so there’s a great chance they won’t die for a long time.” But she got it mixed up and instead made me feel like I was solely responsible for keeping my entire family alive. Lol.

What’s your morning routine?

Snooze for about 5-6 minutes, snuggle wife. Roll out of bed, put on uniform, take meds, grab purse and walk out the door.

Why’d you get up today?

Work

What's the question you usually starting any conversation with a stranger?

"How long is your penis?"

What is the point of having billionaires?

There isn't one.

Where does your dog usually sleep?

Probably still where I buried him :(

What are some good books to read in order to learn self-reflection?

Radical Acceptance by Tara Brach. She’s a Buddhist therapist.

What dream or nightmare has greatly affected your life?

Not in a positive way but in a negative way- I see my father in my dreams alive most of the time. He died 2 years ago but since then I am having dreams of him, sometimes I get terrified and sometimes I feel good.

What is the greatest exchange of words you heard during a porno?

Lemon stealing whore Google it it's pretty funny

People who've had someone take an instant dislike to you for no reason. How did they make your life a nightmare?

An ex-girlfriend had this “friend” with her the day we met. He took a liking to my female friend and the ex and I hit it off. However, he kept watching us when he thought I wasn’t looking. I knew he wasn’t happy I was joking up with this girl. I said something to her, she shut it down real quick with the “best friend, just protective” rhetoric. I let it go but never forgot. This guy did so much petty shit. He would follow me home from work, to make sure I wasn’t seeing someone else. He’d pop up wherever I happened to be. He would call/text during dates because he “had a feeling something was wrong” or “he’s just lonely and needs to hear her voice”. I got fed up and told her, “Look, the guy is in love with you. He’s stalking me, and ruins every date night with his interruptions, he’s got to stop this or we’ve gotta stop seeing each other.” She cried and they fought, he lied and lied some more and then he left. Things went great for about 4 months after that. He stopped calling, just left us alone altogether. Then I started seeing his car parked up the street from my house. Parked styling the corner from the shop I worked in. Then, I got a surprise visit from my sister and her best friend (who grew up with us…literally age 2-present) I greeted them both with hugs and lots of smiles. 10 minutes later, she calls me hysterically crying that she can’t believe I would cheat, after everything, blah blah blah. I calm her down as I explain who they were, and why they were there(surprise, it’s my birthday!!). Sneaking suspicion had me peeking out the window and, sure enough. His damn car pulling away from up the street. I confronted her about it, she said she never asked him to do all this. Apparently, he had gotten a lot better at following me without notice. And had been reporting to her, my daily activities. We broke up the next day because she couldn’t see how she was wrong for not only allowing him to follow me but, failing to see why it was an issue. “I’ve never EVER seen him as anything other than a friend!” The guy showed up to give her a ride home, during the break up argument. He got in my face acting a fool, when she turned her back “I don’t want to see this!” He smirked, leaned in and said “I. Win. Another gone.” Found out later that he convinced her to move him out of the friend zone. They dated for one month before he thought she was cheating on him so, he beat the hell out of her and damn near choked her to death. I never followed up to see if he got jail time or not. But, they still follow each other on social media.

What’s the most annoying interview question you’ve been asked?

"What's the worst part of your current job?" So hard to answer without sounding like a whiny bitch

Brexit voters, in what ways has life improved for you in since the UK left the EU?

Now you're just being cruel.

What movie title can you spell without using vocals?

Huh?

People who have a step sibling what was the most sexual thing they have done to you ?

You watch too much porn

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear 'India' ?

Tech support

Which is your favourite anime?

Corey in the house (I know it’s not funny anymore but I had to say it)

What is the most useless piece of information you know?

Everyone’s butthole looks different

What would you consider as your biggest achievement in life?

20 and living on my own in a foreign country.