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What is one food you will never eat even when hungry?	mushrooms
What are your funny spotify playlist names?	Mine is called "Inside \[my name\]'s boxers" Purely so that I can say "Ok Google, shuffle inside SecretSquirrel's boxers"
Where do you go to find songs that makes you laugh?	Flight off the concords
What is your go-to joke in social situations?	Awkward silence, “Big gulps huh? Welp see ya later!”
People who have been on a plane, what was your scariest moment in a plane?	hoping the fat guy doesn't have the seat next to mine
People who got scammed, what happened?	Two people were horny 26 years ago. Now I have to pay taxes.
If you have a word document, and you take a screenshot of it, than somehow you dont have the word document anymore, so you need to convert the screenshot to a word document, is there an app that do this automatically or do you need to write it all over again?	If you save as a pdf, most pdfs can be converted to text docs, including Word. Not always the smoothest process, but pretty good.
What predictions in the past became real?	Ask the Simpsons
F1 fans, what are your opinions on the Hamilton-Verstappen crash?	Let the war begin
What's the biggest opportunity you missed in life?	Having the chance to tell someone who liked me that I liked them too! I deeply regret that I didn't tell them in time.
Which is the greatest metal band of all time in your opinion?	Definitely iron maiden.
What do you guys do in your freetime?	Maladaptive daydreaming
What was the funniest thing about High School in your life?	You really fucked that sentence up.
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?	Seagulls i can just tell their huge douches.
Marvel want to make you a superhero, what's your origin story?	My parents got killed by a criminal using a dildo and now he's my arch enemy
How do you deal with a boss that is way too critical/ an asshole about everything?	Look for a new job.
How do you make every day productive?	by having realistic goals like only being productive one day a week.
What causes some people to like roasting people but hate being roasted themselves?	Little cunt syndrome
What is the most deceptive wording you’ve seen in a contract or advertising?	On food actually. "Made with" real fruit. They permit that with nothing, 0.01%. If they thought people were gullible enough you could say that of a steak you rub a peach on.
What is your favorite animal?	Cats. Very cuddly.
What's the most vengeful thing you've ever done?	My ex wife was screaming at me about everything she did not like about me for about 30 minutes straight and I couldn't get a word in edgewise. I also had really bad upset stomach upset even before this started. At the end of her tirade she yelled at me "What do you have to say for yourself?" I then did the loudest, stinkiest fart I have ever done in my life while staring right at her. She called me a pig and stormed out and I couldn't stop laughing for a while. Getting the divorced finalized from her was one of the happiest days of my life.
What is one piece of advise you wish you could tell your past self?	Those shitty people who you think are your “friends” are really a bunch of shitty mean losers with no lives, worry about yourself more than surrounding yourself with people
Why run when it rains but stand under a shower?	Consent.
If humanity lived on the planet with no gravity, what would be some day to day inconveniences?	Pissing
When you were feeling at your absolute lowest moment, what was it that brought you back from there?	Random dopamine at 3am
Whats the most bad ass thing you've done by complete accident.?	I tied my shoes without adult supervision 😎
What is the significance of the American Dream being dead?	The lack of a reason to use America as a means to attain it.
How did you decide what's important to you, a job or a calling?	A calling you turn into a job
If you could go back to the beginning of the pandemic what would you tell yourslelf?	invest in purelle (first find out if it's spelled like that, then invest in it)
What’s something that has only positives and no negatives?	Protons
What's that one thing you have always wanted to say but cannot do so due to circumstances/situations?	I feel pain too.
When has the spin-off been better than the main series/franchise?	Clone Wars being better than the prequels.
If you had known in 2019 that Covid-19 was around the corner, what preparations would you have made?	Just enough time to start a face mask business
[Serious] People who don't have anxiety, what does it mean to you when someone says that they have anxiety?	At this point, nothing. Now I don't try and push these people into a situation they aren't comfortable with, I don't say "naa, no you don't" or "get over yourself" or something to that nature. But I swear, so many people say they have anxiety now, that it just feels like its bullshit for many of them. Having anxiety is not the same as being anxious in some situations. Everyone has that. That's just something you work on and try and improve. So idk if people are just using "having anxiety" as an excuse to not work on the problem, and then in turn making it so they actually have a bigger problem when faced with the issue. Some people DO have legit anxiety issues, i'm not doubting that. But it's the prevalence of them that I find weird. But again, i'm not a doctor, I don't know what's going on in their head, so I keep my thoughts to myself and let them do what they need/want to.
What text messages do you regret sending?	That I am sorry even though I was not the one who was wrong.
What are some reasons you don't believe in science?	Science? Fekn nerds standin around puttin stuff in tubes and lookin at it like “hmm dats veddy interstin…” ha science. Yeah right. More like lamence. Get it? Lame plus science. Lamence. Yeah. Nerds. Get some.
If there’s a hell, do you think you’re going there? And why?	Yas.Yas.Because it sounds lit
What’s the most inspiring quote for you from any celebrity or person?	"Stop being poor." - Paris Hilton
What is something you father told you, that you will never forget?	No man is truly poor as long as he has one true friend that's made entirely out of solid gold
What's a word that you used to mispronounce?	Gif. Or do I?
Poles, what do you think of Russians?	They're humans just like everyone else, don't believe the bs politicians feed you
What products are worth buying the name brand?	Durex
What is the best advice a friend has given you?	If your life were a book would you read it?
If you could go back to when you were 13 what would you tell yourself?	Cut the junk food, pay attention to your teeth, start taking iron pills, and go to therapy you have anxiety, depression and adhd.
If you could live 24 hours in the body of anyone on earth, who would you choose?	My Math teacher to find out why he hates me
What was the one thing that made you fall for your first crush?	She was a really sweet person who genuinely cared about others and super passionate about what she loves! She had a huge interest in Math, and I still remember this one day she was geeking out about parabolas. It was both really funny and endearing.
What is your secret shame food combo?	Chicken supernoodles, with heaps of ketchup and sugar, heated until the sugar is like syrup. I don't know why, its just so good!
If a person who has never met you judged you purely by your movie collection, what kind of person would they think you are?	Science fiction is all I read so I assume some would find it intelligent and others find it nerdy
People who’ve quit gaming, why?	Aside from the fact that I've pretty well seen and done it all, there's just too much now. Too many consoles, too many cookie-cutter games, too many kids, loot boxes, toxic communities, season passes, expansion passes, sequels, prequels, spin-offs, indie developers, early-access, choices matter (they don't), unskippable cutscenes, escort quests, bad AI etc. etc. etc. ad nauseum. I just wanted a little fun...
Why do you believe/ not believe in Coronavirus?	I belief in it because my family member died of it
Which animal do you think would be the General of the animal armies if they decide they've had enough of humans one day?	Rats. They've lived long enough around humans to know our ins and outs.
What is the best date you have been on/ taken someone on?	A Russian guy took me to The View Restaurant in NYC on our first date. You could only get into the restaurant if you were staying in the hotel, so when they asked what room we were in, he just confidently said a random number and they gave us a table with no questions asked. Breaking the rules was exciting
What toys led to friendship groups in your life?	Gameboy/pokemon. I was in my early teens when the pokemon craze started in Europe. My gameboy already went everywhere with me (thank you Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan) so Pokemon was an obvious choice. Trading, battling, all that stuff. Everyone I knew loved the games, the cards etc and my friend group basically quadrupled overnight. Military kid, so I moved every 2-3 years, but pokemon was pretty consistently my way in with new friends when I'd move schools.
What would you do if you had one million dollars?	Buy all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.
What is one food you could eat everyday?	Pizza
What do you think the appropriate name for a tortoise should be?	Speedy
What makes you irrationally angry?	When I’m trying to make food and someone decides to also be in the kitchen
What is the most badass dog name you can think of?	Something from Mythology. Like Fenrir, Cerberus, Destroyer, Pussyslayer69 you know that kinda stuff
Who is Loki's real father?	Wasn't this just asked an hour ago?
What are some of the worst (emotional or physical) feelings you've experienced?	once got kicked in the liver. never again
What common word/phrase has been completely ruined for you because of an alternative meaning/connotation?	Spanking the monkey
[Serious] What is the best thing about having a baby?	The intense love. It is seriously like falling madly in love in the best possible way because after a little while, they look back at you with the same intense “I love you sooo much” look that you’re giving. The first smiles and laughter are pretty awesome too.
What kind of pep talk did someone give you that made absolutely no sense, but somehow motivated you?	All the pep talks I have heard, made sense but weren't motivating at all.
What is the one question you despise being asked?	_Why are you so quiet ?_
What's better than drugs?	More drugs
What's a short, clean joke that gets a laugh every time?	What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
What do you do when you don't know what to do?	Nap.
What person do you wish you could reconnect with?	This girl from elementary school. Her best friend was controlling and did not allow her to be friends with anyone else
What are the unresolved mysteries in your life?	Had a dream in which I spent years with a woman I was madly in love with. We were happily married and had everything we needed. I woke up from the dream the next morning heartbroken. I felt a lifetime go by in the infinity that is dreaming, only to have it simply disappear. Took a while to get over the emotional mindfuck it caused. I recognized the dream woman as an old customer named Valerie that I used to help regularly at my very first job. She taught music, and was beyond beautiful. Of course when You’re dreaming that kind of information doesn’t really register. So I guess my mystery is how the mind can literally fool you into feeling years worth of emotion, when you’re only asleep for a matter of hours.
If you were a bird for a day how would you troll humans?	Poop on them preferably when their mouths open
What music album broke you?	Atlas: I by Sleeping at Last is one of my favorite albums of all time, and it really broke me! The music is both incredibly beautiful but also really cathartic.
What would you do with Earth if you were God?	Announce myself, tell everyone to stop worshiping random stuff, including me. Make an afterlife if it doesn't exist, and tell them it's only attained by people who help others and don't hurt others. Leave lots of physical evidence, do absurd miracles while recorded, and show what heaven looks like. Let them think that Hell will be ass but it's a reformative place to be able to join heaven and be chill with everyone.
What do you hate most about living in a big city?	The price. The pests. The traffic. The order is determined on what's currently bugging me
What's the coolest thing you've done in your life?	Haven't died
What is currently inexpensive but will become costly in the near future?	Water
Whats something you've done to help end the fight against your depression?	Lots of meds.I just had them changed around to fight a particularly severe depressive episode which had me hospitalized. Other than that, exercise and a better diet than what I had been eating. It's hard though, when you can't get out of bed and take a shower.
What's the one thing no one really understands about you, even if you try to explain?	The fact that when I want to stay alone for a while it's not their fault, it's just that I need to recharge
Which anime is your personal favorite?	Violet evergarden
What is something that you wish noone knew?	How to make nukes
Whats your stupidest encounter with the mythical beast named karen?	Twas a dark and stormy night. A traveller such as I laid bare my need for immediate sustenance so I embarked on a local haunt who’s proprietor was the King of Burgers. Inside was a blonde haired beast who’s name we will not speak. Whilst I attempted to select my gastronomic indulgence the beast had locked her talons on a young lass. The terror on her face permeated my soul. The venom and vitriol the beast spewed subsided and she waddled back to her brood. When asked “dear lass, what pray tell happened to awake such a beast”, the young survivor regaled me with “her kid didn’t like the toy and thought this was mcdonalds. We don’t have mario toys and wanted free ice cream. Like WTF!”. I retrieved my sandwich and rode like the wind back to my wife never to see the beast again.
Which is the friendliest country?	GFY. Sincerely, Canada
What was the toughest part growing up from a boy to a man ?	When you have to buy your own toilet paper
What’s the stupidest thing you have googled?	I searched "google" in google
What are some smart things to do when starting a new job?	Show up on time and sober
Parents who adopted children, how was your adoption journey?	It died unfortunately. Had to get a refund.
What is your favorite advertisement?	The skipable kind
People who have actually been diagnosed with depression does it piss you off at how many people self diagnose themselves with depression even though they are just moany whiney p*****s?	No because they could be suffering from it too I wouldn't wish the mental pain i go through on my worst enemy
You get teleported into the world of the last TV show/movie you watched, what the first thing you do?	Well I just re-watched Breaking bad so I guess it's time to cook, Mr. White.
What makes you melt like butter?	+26°C
What is one USA city/town that you will NEVER visit again?	Buffalo, NY I went there for a football game, which was cool. But once football is over you're basically in one giant abandoned industrial park.
What particular thing or skill that you believe you belong to the top 1% in the world?	Reptile knowledge and care.
People who have taken a life, how has it made you feel, and what were the circumstances?	Nice try officer
If you could go back in time, what era would you travel to?	Any time I'm not alive
What's your favorite conspiracy theory that turned out to be true?	terrorist trump is a russian asset.
What video scarred you for life?	Oh god. Okay so this was back in like 2007/8, I was still in high school and me and my buddies were having the classic evening of perusing rotten.com and other hell sites because… we wanted to see fucked up shit and see who’d freak out first, obviously. We had been having a good time of it, saw loads of truly depraved, gross, upsetting and honestly just evil shit. Then we find a video. Starts out tame, nightvision footage of a guy in really tattered threadbare woman’s clothes and a matted wig kind of just stumbling around one of the filthiest most haunted houses I’ve ever seen with the camera following. Eventually this figure, best guess is he was out of his mind on meth, gets to the attic and there’s a skinned, mostly severed cows head on the floor. I say mostly because there were still intestines and other organs attached. Then this guy… he just fucks the absolute shit out of that thing. Absolutely gives it the business. Every way you could imagine fucking a severed cows head, and several you’re just too not fucked to dream up on your own, licking the tongue, jerking off with the dangling viscera, jamming it in his ass, etc. By the time the video was over nobody was laughing. It was like we had just watched Dear Zachary, the mirth was sucked out of the room and we just went back to YouTube after that.
What is one computer skill you're surprised a lot of folks don't know?	Keyboard short cuts for copy and paste or undo
What is a truly interesting animal fact?	The correct answer is always the island of incestuous Lesbian lizards. There's this island somewhere where a female lizard had a mutation where she always lays eggs without mating, she lays clones of herself, hundreds of years later all her descendants still have this mutation of laying there own clones, so all of them are very similar genetically (some changes in genes have occurred over time) But before the lizards can lay there eggs they need to be stimulated, so they all roll around in a pile, inducing ovulation and pregnancy in eachother!
Are you a science person or an art person? why?	why not both? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What are your misheard song lyrics, and how long did it take you to realist you were mistaken?	Sia, she hits the "Dancefloor" not the "Dumpster" in Cheap Thrills! Edit: I prefer my version
Why do we sometimes change the names of countries when we translate them to English?	English isn't the only language that does this. In fact most do. The US is called Estados Unidos in Spanish. France is Fǎguó in Mandarin Chinese. Greece is Griechenland in German. There's no rhyme or reason to it, it's just how languages are. It's no different than English and German having different words for lemon.

What is one food you will never eat even when hungry?

mushrooms

What are your funny spotify playlist names?

Mine is called "Inside \[my name\]'s boxers" Purely so that I can say "Ok Google, shuffle inside SecretSquirrel's boxers"

Where do you go to find songs that makes you laugh?

Flight off the concords

What is your go-to joke in social situations?

Awkward silence, “Big gulps huh? Welp see ya later!”

People who have been on a plane, what was your scariest moment in a plane?

hoping the fat guy doesn't have the seat next to mine

People who got scammed, what happened?

Two people were horny 26 years ago. Now I have to pay taxes.

If you have a word document, and you take a screenshot of it, than somehow you dont have the word document anymore, so you need to convert the screenshot to a word document, is there an app that do this automatically or do you need to write it all over again?

If you save as a pdf, most pdfs can be converted to text docs, including Word. Not always the smoothest process, but pretty good.

What predictions in the past became real?

Ask the Simpsons

F1 fans, what are your opinions on the Hamilton-Verstappen crash?

Let the war begin

What's the biggest opportunity you missed in life?

Having the chance to tell someone who liked me that I liked them too! I deeply regret that I didn't tell them in time.

Which is the greatest metal band of all time in your opinion?

Definitely iron maiden.

What do you guys do in your freetime?

Maladaptive daydreaming

What was the funniest thing about High School in your life?

You really fucked that sentence up.

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Seagulls i can just tell their huge douches.

Marvel want to make you a superhero, what's your origin story?

My parents got killed by a criminal using a dildo and now he's my arch enemy

How do you deal with a boss that is way too critical/ an asshole about everything?

Look for a new job.

How do you make every day productive?

by having realistic goals like only being productive one day a week.

What causes some people to like roasting people but hate being roasted themselves?

Little cunt syndrome

What is the most deceptive wording you’ve seen in a contract or advertising?

On food actually. "Made with" real fruit. They permit that with nothing, 0.01%. If they thought people were gullible enough you could say that of a steak you rub a peach on.

What is your favorite animal?

Cats. Very cuddly.

What's the most vengeful thing you've ever done?

My ex wife was screaming at me about everything she did not like about me for about 30 minutes straight and I couldn't get a word in edgewise. I also had really bad upset stomach upset even before this started. At the end of her tirade she yelled at me "What do you have to say for yourself?" I then did the loudest, stinkiest fart I have ever done in my life while staring right at her. She called me a pig and stormed out and I couldn't stop laughing for a while. Getting the divorced finalized from her was one of the happiest days of my life.

What is one piece of advise you wish you could tell your past self?

Those shitty people who you think are your “friends” are really a bunch of shitty mean losers with no lives, worry about yourself more than surrounding yourself with people

Why run when it rains but stand under a shower?

Consent.

If humanity lived on the planet with no gravity, what would be some day to day inconveniences?

Pissing

When you were feeling at your absolute lowest moment, what was it that brought you back from there?

Random dopamine at 3am

Whats the most bad ass thing you've done by complete accident.?

I tied my shoes without adult supervision 😎

What is the significance of the American Dream being dead?

The lack of a reason to use America as a means to attain it.

How did you decide what's important to you, a job or a calling?

A calling you turn into a job

If you could go back to the beginning of the pandemic what would you tell yourslelf?

invest in purelle (first find out if it's spelled like that, then invest in it)

What’s something that has only positives and no negatives?

Protons

What's that one thing you have always wanted to say but cannot do so due to circumstances/situations?

I feel pain too.

When has the spin-off been better than the main series/franchise?

Clone Wars being better than the prequels.

If you had known in 2019 that Covid-19 was around the corner, what preparations would you have made?

Just enough time to start a face mask business

[Serious] People who don't have anxiety, what does it mean to you when someone says that they have anxiety?

At this point, nothing. Now I don't try and push these people into a situation they aren't comfortable with, I don't say "naa, no you don't" or "get over yourself" or something to that nature. But I swear, so many people say they have anxiety now, that it just feels like its bullshit for many of them. Having anxiety is not the same as being anxious in some situations. Everyone has that. That's just something you work on and try and improve. So idk if people are just using "having anxiety" as an excuse to not work on the problem, and then in turn making it so they actually have a bigger problem when faced with the issue. Some people DO have legit anxiety issues, i'm not doubting that. But it's the prevalence of them that I find weird. But again, i'm not a doctor, I don't know what's going on in their head, so I keep my thoughts to myself and let them do what they need/want to.

What text messages do you regret sending?

That I am sorry even though I was not the one who was wrong.

What are some reasons you don't believe in science?

Science? Fekn nerds standin around puttin stuff in tubes and lookin at it like “hmm dats veddy interstin…” ha science. Yeah right. More like lamence. Get it? Lame plus science. Lamence. Yeah. Nerds. Get some.

If there’s a hell, do you think you’re going there? And why?

Yas.Yas.Because it sounds lit

What’s the most inspiring quote for you from any celebrity or person?

"Stop being poor." - Paris Hilton

What is something you father told you, that you will never forget?

No man is truly poor as long as he has one true friend that's made entirely out of solid gold

What's a word that you used to mispronounce?

Gif. Or do I?

Poles, what do you think of Russians?

They're humans just like everyone else, don't believe the bs politicians feed you

What products are worth buying the name brand?

Durex

What is the best advice a friend has given you?

If your life were a book would you read it?

If you could go back to when you were 13 what would you tell yourself?

Cut the junk food, pay attention to your teeth, start taking iron pills, and go to therapy you have anxiety, depression and adhd.

If you could live 24 hours in the body of anyone on earth, who would you choose?

My Math teacher to find out why he hates me

What was the one thing that made you fall for your first crush?

She was a really sweet person who genuinely cared about others and super passionate about what she loves! She had a huge interest in Math, and I still remember this one day she was geeking out about parabolas. It was both really funny and endearing.

What is your secret shame food combo?

Chicken supernoodles, with heaps of ketchup and sugar, heated until the sugar is like syrup. I don't know why, its just so good!

If a person who has never met you judged you purely by your movie collection, what kind of person would they think you are?

Science fiction is all I read so I assume some would find it intelligent and others find it nerdy

People who’ve quit gaming, why?

Aside from the fact that I've pretty well seen and done it all, there's just too much now. Too many consoles, too many cookie-cutter games, too many kids, loot boxes, toxic communities, season passes, expansion passes, sequels, prequels, spin-offs, indie developers, early-access, choices matter (they don't), unskippable cutscenes, escort quests, bad AI etc. etc. etc. ad nauseum. I just wanted a little fun...

Why do you believe/ not believe in Coronavirus?

I belief in it because my family member died of it

Which animal do you think would be the General of the animal armies if they decide they've had enough of humans one day?

Rats. They've lived long enough around humans to know our ins and outs.

What is the best date you have been on/ taken someone on?

A Russian guy took me to The View Restaurant in NYC on our first date. You could only get into the restaurant if you were staying in the hotel, so when they asked what room we were in, he just confidently said a random number and they gave us a table with no questions asked. Breaking the rules was exciting

What toys led to friendship groups in your life?

Gameboy/pokemon. I was in my early teens when the pokemon craze started in Europe. My gameboy already went everywhere with me (thank you Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan) so Pokemon was an obvious choice. Trading, battling, all that stuff. Everyone I knew loved the games, the cards etc and my friend group basically quadrupled overnight. Military kid, so I moved every 2-3 years, but pokemon was pretty consistently my way in with new friends when I'd move schools.

What would you do if you had one million dollars?

Buy all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.

What is one food you could eat everyday?

Pizza

What do you think the appropriate name for a tortoise should be?

Speedy

What makes you irrationally angry?

When I’m trying to make food and someone decides to also be in the kitchen

What is the most badass dog name you can think of?

Something from Mythology. Like Fenrir, Cerberus, Destroyer, Pussyslayer69 you know that kinda stuff

Who is Loki's real father?

Wasn't this just asked an hour ago?

What are some of the worst (emotional or physical) feelings you've experienced?

once got kicked in the liver. never again

What common word/phrase has been completely ruined for you because of an alternative meaning/connotation?

Spanking the monkey

[Serious] What is the best thing about having a baby?

The intense love. It is seriously like falling madly in love in the best possible way because after a little while, they look back at you with the same intense “I love you sooo much” look that you’re giving. The first smiles and laughter are pretty awesome too.

What kind of pep talk did someone give you that made absolutely no sense, but somehow motivated you?

All the pep talks I have heard, made sense but weren't motivating at all.

What is the one question you despise being asked?

_Why are you so quiet ?_

What's better than drugs?

More drugs

What's a short, clean joke that gets a laugh every time?

What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.

What do you do when you don't know what to do?

Nap.

What person do you wish you could reconnect with?

This girl from elementary school. Her best friend was controlling and did not allow her to be friends with anyone else

What are the unresolved mysteries in your life?

Had a dream in which I spent years with a woman I was madly in love with. We were happily married and had everything we needed. I woke up from the dream the next morning heartbroken. I felt a lifetime go by in the infinity that is dreaming, only to have it simply disappear. Took a while to get over the emotional mindfuck it caused. I recognized the dream woman as an old customer named Valerie that I used to help regularly at my very first job. She taught music, and was beyond beautiful. Of course when You’re dreaming that kind of information doesn’t really register. So I guess my mystery is how the mind can literally fool you into feeling years worth of emotion, when you’re only asleep for a matter of hours.

If you were a bird for a day how would you troll humans?

Poop on them preferably when their mouths open

What music album broke you?

Atlas: I by Sleeping at Last is one of my favorite albums of all time, and it really broke me! The music is both incredibly beautiful but also really cathartic.

What would you do with Earth if you were God?

Announce myself, tell everyone to stop worshiping random stuff, including me. Make an afterlife if it doesn't exist, and tell them it's only attained by people who help others and don't hurt others. Leave lots of physical evidence, do absurd miracles while recorded, and show what heaven looks like. Let them think that Hell will be ass but it's a reformative place to be able to join heaven and be chill with everyone.

What do you hate most about living in a big city?

The price. The pests. The traffic. The order is determined on what's currently bugging me

What's the coolest thing you've done in your life?

Haven't died

What is currently inexpensive but will become costly in the near future?

Water

Whats something you've done to help end the fight against your depression?

Lots of meds.I just had them changed around to fight a particularly severe depressive episode which had me hospitalized. Other than that, exercise and a better diet than what I had been eating. It's hard though, when you can't get out of bed and take a shower.

What's the one thing no one really understands about you, even if you try to explain?

The fact that when I want to stay alone for a while it's not their fault, it's just that I need to recharge

Which anime is your personal favorite?

Violet evergarden

What is something that you wish noone knew?

How to make nukes

Whats your stupidest encounter with the mythical beast named karen?

Twas a dark and stormy night. A traveller such as I laid bare my need for immediate sustenance so I embarked on a local haunt who’s proprietor was the King of Burgers. Inside was a blonde haired beast who’s name we will not speak. Whilst I attempted to select my gastronomic indulgence the beast had locked her talons on a young lass. The terror on her face permeated my soul. The venom and vitriol the beast spewed subsided and she waddled back to her brood. When asked “dear lass, what pray tell happened to awake such a beast”, the young survivor regaled me with “her kid didn’t like the toy and thought this was mcdonalds. We don’t have mario toys and wanted free ice cream. Like WTF!”. I retrieved my sandwich and rode like the wind back to my wife never to see the beast again.

Which is the friendliest country?

GFY. Sincerely, Canada

What was the toughest part growing up from a boy to a man ?

When you have to buy your own toilet paper

What’s the stupidest thing you have googled?

I searched "google" in google

What are some smart things to do when starting a new job?

Show up on time and sober

Parents who adopted children, how was your adoption journey?

It died unfortunately. Had to get a refund.

What is your favorite advertisement?

The skipable kind

People who have actually been diagnosed with depression does it piss you off at how many people self diagnose themselves with depression even though they are just moany whiney p*****s?

No because they could be suffering from it too I wouldn't wish the mental pain i go through on my worst enemy

You get teleported into the world of the last TV show/movie you watched, what the first thing you do?

Well I just re-watched Breaking bad so I guess it's time to cook, Mr. White.

What makes you melt like butter?

+26°C

What is one USA city/town that you will NEVER visit again?

Buffalo, NY I went there for a football game, which was cool. But once football is over you're basically in one giant abandoned industrial park.

What particular thing or skill that you believe you belong to the top 1% in the world?

Reptile knowledge and care.

People who have taken a life, how has it made you feel, and what were the circumstances?

Nice try officer

If you could go back in time, what era would you travel to?

Any time I'm not alive

What's your favorite conspiracy theory that turned out to be true?

terrorist trump is a russian asset.

What video scarred you for life?

Oh god. Okay so this was back in like 2007/8, I was still in high school and me and my buddies were having the classic evening of perusing rotten.com and other hell sites because… we wanted to see fucked up shit and see who’d freak out first, obviously. We had been having a good time of it, saw loads of truly depraved, gross, upsetting and honestly just evil shit. Then we find a video. Starts out tame, nightvision footage of a guy in really tattered threadbare woman’s clothes and a matted wig kind of just stumbling around one of the filthiest most haunted houses I’ve ever seen with the camera following. Eventually this figure, best guess is he was out of his mind on meth, gets to the attic and there’s a skinned, mostly severed cows head on the floor. I say mostly because there were still intestines and other organs attached. Then this guy… he just fucks the absolute shit out of that thing. Absolutely gives it the business. Every way you could imagine fucking a severed cows head, and several you’re just too not fucked to dream up on your own, licking the tongue, jerking off with the dangling viscera, jamming it in his ass, etc. By the time the video was over nobody was laughing. It was like we had just watched Dear Zachary, the mirth was sucked out of the room and we just went back to YouTube after that.

What is one computer skill you're surprised a lot of folks don't know?

Keyboard short cuts for copy and paste or undo

What is a truly interesting animal fact?

The correct answer is always the island of incestuous Lesbian lizards. There's this island somewhere where a female lizard had a mutation where she always lays eggs without mating, she lays clones of herself, hundreds of years later all her descendants still have this mutation of laying there own clones, so all of them are very similar genetically (some changes in genes have occurred over time) But before the lizards can lay there eggs they need to be stimulated, so they all roll around in a pile, inducing ovulation and pregnancy in eachother!

Are you a science person or an art person? why?

why not both? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What are your misheard song lyrics, and how long did it take you to realist you were mistaken?

Sia, she hits the "Dancefloor" not the "Dumpster" in Cheap Thrills! Edit: I prefer my version

Why do we sometimes change the names of countries when we translate them to English?

English isn't the only language that does this. In fact most do. The US is called Estados Unidos in Spanish. France is Fǎguó in Mandarin Chinese. Greece is Griechenland in German. There's no rhyme or reason to it, it's just how languages are. It's no different than English and German having different words for lemon.