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Without naming them, who is someone you know that peaked in high school?
College roommate
People who have a lot of extra decorations on your car, such as neon lights, loud exhausts, lots of bumper stickers, etc, what's the appeal?
I have to let strangers know my position on every possible political issue including elections which already were decided.
What are the scariest theories known to man?
Not a theory KNOWN TO MAN but a theory nonetheless. I think that humanity is slowly becoming a survival of the richest as we continue to fuck over our planet. As time goes on, only the rich will be able to survive and those who are poorer will die off as resources become scarcer. Eventually we will reach about where there will be less than a million people who were rich enough to survive, as less people = more resources available per person. The scary part? It’s already happening in poor countries.
What is your dream/goal?
i have goals but no dreams bc life is a struggle and youre just setting yourself up to fail
If the world starts to colonize the moon and extract resources, is it just a free-for-all or do we have a way to decide which countries own what parts of the moon?
Off the top of my head i think i remember something about a treaty or agreement that no nation can claim territory in space. Though i don't expect that to last forever. I think it's only meant to last until space flight becomes more readily available for corporations to to harvest resources and maybe house workers. But right now i believe it's just to stop people from sitting around here on earth and pointing to a location on the moon and saying "I claim that spot to mine in a few decades" or whatever and starting conflicts when we can't even follow through yet.
What beer would you say is the best?
Guinness is the business
Is anyone having different videos play when clicking on a post?
Yeah i am
If you were to recreate the world in your own image, what would it look like?
Like it is today. Flat of course
Why are you like this?
Been asking my mirror that question for 33 years.
If meatloaf would do anything for love, but he wouldn't do that. What do you think "that" is ?
Pay Lorraine Crosby appropriately for her contribution to this song.
[Serious] people who are against the idea of free Healthcare: why?
My dad has the “pull yourself up by the bootstraps” mentality and thinks you should never have free anything… food, water, healthcare
What is your ‘oh ,thats how its done’ moment?
When I watch the show "How it's made."
When did you want to say something so bad but you didn't because you knew that it would only make things worse?
Every time my stepfather comments on something said on Fox News.
What are some easy things to do that will significantly improve devotion in a year ?
Devotion to what?
What is the undisputed greatest of all time sex position?
With a friend.
What’s the worst thing you have ever done to an annoying neighbour?
I had a terrible work schedule and had to wake up at 2:30am to be at work by 4am. My downstairs neighbors would blare loud music at all hours of the night, and I could feel the bass through my mattress. I went downstairs and politely asked them to turn down the music, and they seemed to kindly agree. As soon as I got back in bed, they turned it up even louder and kept it going until about 1:30am. Before I left for work at 3:30, I turned over my amplifier so that the speaker was facing the floor, turned the volume up, and set my guitar on top of it. I left for my 12 hour shift, and the feedback was still screaming when I came home. Neighbors never blared their music again.
What’s the best lyric from a song that you’ve ever heard?
"Fuck you with a fucking anchor. You're all cunts so fuck you all!" Pure poetry.
What would be your campaign slogan if you ran for president?
You could do worse
Tonight you go to bed dreaming of being a Transformer. Tomorrow your dream comes true, what vehicle are you?
Geo tracker.
What's the worst situation you have ever been in?
Living
Anime fans, what are 5 unoriginal anime that came out within the last 2 years?
Any isekai knockoff and "reborn as the evil princess" It's just so fucking dead and overdone.
How acceptable do you think it is for a parent to watch their 24-year-old child’s bank account and complain about every purchase they make when they live at home and pay only a small rent?
Pretty acceptable if you still live at home and you're blowing away all your money on useless shit.
Go to the music app on your phone, hit the shuffle button, what's the first song that plays?
No Surprises - Radiohead
What's a video game that you could never beat, even as an adult now?
Ninja Gaiden
What’s the most awesome thing you’ve done?
Five days a week, I go on the treadmill for 75 minutes, and I burn 946 calories each time.
Which script, other than the latin alphabet, fascinates you?
The aviation alphabet is pretty papa oscar golf
People without air conditioning, how do you stay cool?
Fans.
What simple human concept can't you wrap your head around?
You need experience to work, and work to have experience 🙃
Name a country you like, then one you hate and say why.?
Like: Belgium, I live here, it's very normal, it's calm and everything is genuinely peaceful, everyone minds their business Hate: China, the government and their privacy alongside with how they have no respect for privacy for their inhabitants (Also North Korea)
What theme song from your childhood do you still remember the lyrics to in adulthood?
The gummi bears. Even the key change
Do alternate universe exist?
Depends on if we live in an universe where alternate universes exist.
If aliens where watching us right now from outer space what would they think of us?
Look at those horny idiots
What's your favorite platonic duo?
Obi-Wan and Anakin.
Is there a name for being scared of eerily big things? Like the ocean or massive buildings? And what is it caused by?
Megalophobia
What’s harder physically: raising a baby for the first year or working 16h shifts of physical/mental labor for a year?
Depends on the work involved, the specific needs of the child, how well the adult fairs in those situations.
Who's had the most catchy advertisement?
*Break me off a piece of that...football cream!*
What vacation spot is REALLY overrated?
Las Vegas
If you had to put your Top voted comment on your resume, how likely would you get a call back for a job?
Well since mine is about a man having sex with a crocodile it seems pretty low Edit: Wait this is my ah “special” account
What‘s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe in?
Your phone is constantly listening to any and all conversations around you, in order to properly target ads. All of these different companies deny that this happens, but there are just way too many coincidences with seeing ads a couple of hours after having a conversation, for them to just be coincidences.
What was the funniest thing you have done with your friends?
Four of us used to go on a lot of road trips on two motorcycles and we used to just stop at some random junction I a town and start fake fighting (It's common in India), attract a huge crowd,cause the crowd to spark a debate and meanwhile we'd calmly escape. Golden days
What were we before our dad met our mom?
You weren't anything. You didn't exist.
What’s the evolutionary theory why the human body has two kidneys instead of just one?
In the event that the other fails.
What random act of kindness did you do recently?
I petted my doge
What's a non-sexual thing you do for yourself when you want to feel super gay?
What?
What is a lie your parents always told you when you were young?
Driving with the inside car light on is illegal.
What's the most unusual pet name you've ever heard?
Vicious, a name for a friendly lab
How do you muster up the motivation to get up in the morning?
Have to get to work
What are your most interesting facts about sex?
Your parents had it at least once
You're a Jedi. Order 66 has been executed. Where do you hide?
I get shot while taking a space dump in the bathroom.
What is the luckiest thing that happened to you?
I won the sperm race
What food do you love but doesn't love you?
Pizza with Marinara sauce and spicy pepperoni; no sleep that night...I become a flame thrower out of both ends.
If you could relive any one day of your life, which day would you want to relive and why?
The day before my brother died. I want to see his face again, hear his voice one more time to remember what it sounds like. Enjoy the time with him more.
If you had to put your top comment in a dating bio, how likely would someone match with you?
Oof, not great.
What non physical thing can make somebody a lot more attractive to you?
Some people just have a positive vibe about them that makes everyone around them smile and just gives a boost to any room they're in. That.
What is the scariest thing the world will likely experience within the next 20 years or so?
The climate crisis
What are some songs that everyone thought wouldn't do well but ended up doing well on the charts?
Bohemian Rhapsody comes to mind.
What talent you developed during this pandemic?
Depression
What's the worst "party foul" you have committed, or witnessed?
Was at a house Party. Things were getting a bit much already as there were 200+ people in the house by that point. The hostesses best friend's abusive ex showed up, and got sloppy drunk. At some point, he came crawling out of a room on all fours, and then passed out in the middle of the living-room. People just ignored him until he started loudly snoring. After a while, someone decided to get him out of the house. So they rolled him onto a blanket, and then dragged him out of the house, down the front stairs, and into the fire-ant infested front yard. They left him there to sleep it off.
Name a song that made you emotional or that is very important to you and then say why.?
[The Island Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBkeeQNUMC8) from Thomas the Tank Engine. During my early childhood I didn't really have any friends, my only interest was in Thomas the Tank Engine. I didn't know how to socialize, I couldn't "read the room" to know when to stop talking about Thomas. I was 8 years old at the time.
which outfit turns you on the most ?
100% a sun dress with no panties!! Easy access.
If you had the opportunity to kill all the people and populate the planet with new people with your ideology, would you do it and why?
Probably not. I believe that life on earth, with all species, would likely be better off without us. I think if humans would not exist, it would be a good thing. But it would be very naive or arrogant to think my ideology would change things for the better.It's far too complex to predict the future, and my perspective too narrow and limited, it would be a complete gamble.
People who found love during the pandemic, how?
Yeah I’m interested in knowing as well
What is your favourite word in your native language?
Plethora It really means a lot to me.
What race are you and how many times have you been pulled over by the police?
Human. I'm too old to keep specific count of something like that through all my years. More than a couple, less than a billion.
How much is too much?
CONTEXT PLEASE
What was the best fight you’ve ever been in with context?
The one where u stuck your head up my ass, and fought for air...
What sport did everyone play when they were younger? And have your kids chosen that same path ??
Most of the kids in Hamilton play Hockey sponsored by our local steel factory. Like me, my kids won't choose sports.
Using emojis only. What’s your best pickup line ?
👉👌
Kurt Westergaard, author of a famous Muhammad cartoon, died of natural causes. What is your opinion about the Muhammad cartoon affair?
If your religion is threatened by a doodle...
What’s your favorite ice cream?
mint chocolate chip is *the* best
What do you believe are the years that consider someone to be early Gen Z?
96 or so.
What scares you the most?
The though of being in open water with nothing on the horizon. Just water as far as the eye can see.. That terrifies me.
How come special Ed gangs don’t exist?
The Crips.
What do we often take for granted?
Clean drinking water
Why Swipe Right On Someone Just To Insult Their Appearance? Why Not Just Keep Scrolling?
Sounds like a dick move. Some people just like being assholes
What mental scar do you still have from a school teacher?
I had a 6th grade teacher who,in front of the entire classroom, handed me a help wanted ad for a garbage man on career day and told me this was about as far as I'd get before prison. We're talking a 12 yr old kid here. This guy was such a miserable prick that when he died, I crashed his funeral just to make sure he was fucking dead.
What's that one thing you're thinking about the most?
There's no comfortable place for my tongue in my mouth. Now you are thinking about it too.
What is a very good book you read recently ?
One last stop
What is one thing you used to hate as a child but now love?
Cheese
What is the thing money can't buy?
Friendship. Yes, money can buy companionship, which isn't the same at all, not even close.
What are some of the best ways to use your intelligence?
Revenge...
What is a NSFW tip you would give someone who hasn't dated in a few years?
If you’re looking for a real relationship, as you’re getting to know the person, avoid being too NSFW too soon. It’s a huge turn off.
Who's your favorite artist or band that gets less than 50,000 monthly listeners on spotify (or similar services)?
Roy Acuff At one point he was the face of country music, but the genre's swung away from it's roots and left the king of country behind.
How has your relationship with your siblings changed over time?
Me and my sister used to be close. But now she doesn't even wanna talk to me anymore. She just sits at her computer or sleeps all the time. And it really hurts. She rather talk to a 40yo man then me lmaoo
People who don’t like getting gifts on your birthday, why?
Then I feel obligated to find out when their birthday is and gift something in return. I buy gifts for myself on my birthday instead.
Your genitals have been replaced by the last animal you saw. How is life now?
Well it was a fly.... So not much change sadly.....
what’s the most important non living thing to you and why?
Quarks. Without them we'd have a small issue.
HIV positive people or family and friends of HIV positive people: Are you sometimes mad about how COVID-19-pandemic was taken very seriously from the start, but the AIDS-pandemic in the last century was treated as a niche problem? Thoughts and Comparisons?
Honestly i just got out of protective custody and as a person who lets say got HIV in there i dont really care as long as i dont end up 6 feet down.
What is your favourite quote from a movie/series that you use in real life ?
if you ain't first, you're last
How would the US change of the government actually cared about people and worked together?
Easier access to social services.
What's your stupid near-death experience story?
When I was 10 or 11, I was at some hotel party where they were shooting soap bubbles onto a pool and I decided to swim under it because, I thought It looked cool. I went under, looked at the bubbles, enjoyed it, thought I could make an air bubble under all that soap, instead sucked a bunch of soap bubbles, with not much air. I was kinda drowning, kinda living so, in a panic, I was swimming under all that soap, trying to find a way out(The bubbles almost covered the whole pool). I was losing consciousness when I saw an exit out the bubbles. I shot out, mouth breathed for a whole 1 minute, then went back to my family like nothing happened.
What sports do you like?
Skateboarding
What's the one thing you'd never do with your s/o, even if they paid you to?
Answer the question, “do I look fat?”.
What is the biggest lie you used to believe?
The government is here to help.
What is the sexiest thing a woman can ever do?🤗
Hugging me and patting my head
In your opinion to what extent is the Day After Tomorrow really all that bad?
I thought it was a banger of a movie
What is something you never bothered to try to understand?
Any religious book
What do you add to your coffee and for what affect?
I add a little eye of newt it brings me power
What is an example of a real life superpower that people can actually attain?
Common sense is pretty much a superpower at this point. We all have the potential, but relatively few of us attain its power.
You get to time travel back into one era, what era do you choose and why?
I would go back to prehistoric man and say “listen, we fucked things up”