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What is your favorite anime quote?
People die when they are killed
What's the best thing to say to your friend that would be the worst thing to say to your crush?
Hey bitch! How's it going?
What are descriptive words to use for how penis’ move?
*shing* *shing* *shing* *shing*
Jk Simmons and the mustache. What else are the most powerful combos of all time ?
Samuel L. Jackson and motherf*cker.
What movie quote are you sick and tired of hearing?
Any quote from “step brothers”
What World Record does humanity hope to never see beaten?
“Biggest Genocide Ever”
What was a sentence, fiction or not, that brought you to tears?
I know I'm far from alone here but: "What is grief, if not love persevering?" I lost my dad late 2019, and have struggled to process and grieve the way I should have. With that one line (expertly delivered by Paul Bettany), WandaVision forced me to pause the episode and give myself a few minutes to cry and hurt. The scene and that line became something of a meme and that kinda sucks but I'll never forget what it meant to me when I first heard it.
What's the worst weather to be stuck outside in if all you could wear was a bathing suit?
A blizzard
How you lied your boyfriend on your virginity?
English 100
How big of a dehumidifier (or how many) would it take to significantly lower humidity outside in a square mile of Florida?
A lot
If it was your last meal/feast and could choose whatever food you wanted for it, what would you have?
Omakase from a great sushi chef
What challenges do you find in staying hydrated, even when consuming water regularly?
Having to go downstairs to fill my bottle up every 2 hours or so.
Why your fart smells bad and interesting to you at the same time?
How do you know? 0_o
What’s a mild scandal that interests you?
The Panama Papers It was a huge leak, but received little coverage.
Where did you get caught having sex?
Here
What's something that you ate and got sick from and you're convinced you're never going to eat that thing again?
Lamb Byriani
What album should people listen to at least once before they die?
Rumors by Fleetwood Mac
Fate/Stay Night fans, if you were a servant, which class would you be?
Probably Caster.
What was the biggest epiphany in your life?
Some people are so poor they only have money.
Why some people overthink a lot?
We can’t help it. Seriously, our brains are just mis-wired that way. We’ll go through every possibility until we’ve found possible solutions and then find problems with those solutions
What's your favorite post or reply you've made? What made you happiest to post or reply to? What made you smile going back?
Oh I had a few on my original account before I deleted it. I can’t remember what they were really now though.
When does the phrase “it’s just the way I am” become a problem?
When the way you are is negatively impacting the people around you without a justifiable reason
How religious are you?
12%
The people who became rich without hardwork, how did you do it?
Get good sleep, maintain a good and healthy diet, drink lots of water, drink a lot of water, turn 18 and inherit your dad's property
Without naming your relationship to them, who is your least favorite family member?
An old woman that I have disowned..
What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you during sex?
All of a sudden, a gush of ocean water poured out of my nose onto her chest from swimming earlier that day. . She was really confused for a minute.
What is a good gift for someone that has just gotten their PhD?
Your deepest apologies
What's your idea of a utopia ?
At minimum it has free education. No level of education should be locked behind a paywall. Also, no person will have to be homeless or starve. No children should go without having to eat.
[NSFW] In what most unique way you have ever masturbated (include any props if you used)?
Masturbation to my imagination It's also the first time I cummed
Have you ever picked up a habit or mannerism from a movie, TV show or book?
When saying ja nai (it isn’t or isn’t it) in Japanese, I used to say the ja part fairly quickly… since watching Jojo all my ja’s turned to jaaa so now I say jaaa nai
What do you think is the worst religion?
If you go for body count of innocent people (and, also, number of kids abused in their care), catholicism probably makes the first place (Especially if you add their stance to the Third Reich).
If you can only say one word in your entire life what will it be and why?
No. It’s useful in many situations and if I need anything else I can use pen and paper
If you could lock up one person in a mental institution, who would it be?
Trump
Is it a Mexican thing to try and cure illness with Sprite? Where does that come from?
no its not. i'm white and its always been 7up/sprite and chicken noodle soup lmao
What types of behaviour that don't seem like cries for help actually are exactly that?
Silence. Being too proud to say anything or ask for help when you need it most.
What was your worst decision EVER?
Staying at a miserable job for half a decade, just because it paid well
Replace one word in a movie title with “jizz” what do you get?
harry potter and the chamber of jizz
What conspiracy theory do you believe has enough evidence to be true?
King's Hawaiian Sweet Rolls haven't been sweet for years now, and it's because of 5G cell towers.
What mystery should stay a mystery?
The reason my dad left.
What's something that immature video game players do that annoys you?
Explain in detail their sexual relationship with your parents
What is the most disrespectful thing a ghost ever did in your house?
It takes showers in my house like wtf are you actually doing.
What is the most overrated sex position ?
Reverse cowgirl. It's okay, I guess. I prefer doggystyle.
Have you guys heard Eminem? If so, what's your opinion?
Just a regular guy, don't why all the fuss about him
What is the most selfless act you’ve done?
Saved money from working to take a trip to Haiti and help rebuild after the really bad earthquake they had a while ago.
What if Spiderman was Black?
Miles Morales….
What are the best tips for reducing belly-fat?
Walk!
What is the stupidest thing you have ever seen your friends do?
Buying American Truck Simulator with all DLCs ,and making me do the same.And when I refuse they just bought me a copy. Love ma dudes.
What’s the best song to have sex to?
Sweet Home Alabama
What will you always find money for no matter how broke you are?
My cat.
How do you eat pussy?
With a spoon of course. Lol
Imagine your best friend forgot to log out of social networks (Facebook, Instagram etc.) on your computer or smartphone, would you read his/her messages? Does morality exists when we are with ourselves only?
No. but that doesn't mean that I'm not gonna post "I love penis" on his profile.
What's some advice you'd tell your 12 year old self?
Bitcoin.
Which place (country, city, town, heritage site)did you really look forward to visiting but was ultimately disappointing or a letdown?
France
How did the first people to make software for computers figure out coding?
They literally invented it. They got to decide how it works.
If money and time was not a problem, what would you want to do?
two chicks at the same time
What are some Porn sites that pay the actors, are gender fluid sex positive, and have interesting content?
Basically every porn ends with gender fluid all over the actresses faces
What’s a badass name for your genitalia?
Penis crusher
Vegans, etc. Why you don't eat meat?
Watch Dominion documentary and look up Earthling Ed on youtube and you'll understand why.
What is/was your favourite school subject?
math cause i was actually good at it
What happens if you hit two stones with one bird?
The bird still dies
What is most cool thing you did as a child but regret it now so much?
I strangled my brother and failed to dispose of the body accordingly. My first juvie sentence.
What was the best character in a game you've recently played?
Arthur Morgan
How have you coped with not being able to get your dream job/college?
MOSTLY BEER
What name was popular growing up, that everyone had?
Jack
Simple question. What was the best moment of your life and why?
The moment I found out I was going to become a dad
what is a good music for mic spamming ?
The kind that you don't mic spam
What’s the most unusual place you’ve peed?
My carpet, intentionally.
What are the best tips to maintain curly and frizzy hair?
My baby’s solidified organs serve as a good conditioner.
What's your definition of what it means to be "rich"?
To be able to get what you need when you need it, with some wants in there, too.
What business do you suspect is a front for something shady?
Any mattress store at all is a money laundering service.
How is vaping considered equal to smoking?
But it not...
How did you feel when Thor arrived in Wakanda??
I was all like, "Man, what's that honky doin' here?"
What’s a non sexual thing that you find super hot?
Seeing, sharing and then noticeably reciprocating excitement.
What awkward thing does a 17 y/o still need parental permission for?
Everything parents are still legally responsible for 17 y/o so pretty much everything.
Vegans, what is your opinion on halal meat?
They probably think the animal would have been better off not being raised and slaughtered for food.
Who was a great person in history, but had an unfair fate?
John Lennon
What's your "Thank God I didn't do it" story that you still think about at 3am?
I got into a huge fight with my parents and I said something to them I shouldn't have in the heat of the moment. I decided to talk to my friends about it and they kinda didn't take my side. I was still hot and ready to go off on them. "You know what?", I said, ready to go, but I said "Never mind." instead. Glad I did that. Went for a walk to cool off and made things right afterwards.
What stupid thing made you break up with your partner?
She breathed to much. I like them better when they’re not breathing.
How do we prepare for a cyber pandemic?
Harvesting your family’s organs and condensing them for a steady supply of meat throughout the pandemic.
What’s something you did that you blamed on your pet?
Shitting on my neighbor's porch.
What's two foods that go together that no one would think of?
Bro hear me out. Cream cheese with honey and pita bread. Trust me.
What are your thoughts on people with high IQs?
Something like "they exist".
What are your beat tips for making sure a post does not get any comments at all?
Directing your question to a specific set of people that probably aren't here to see it.
How was life before the Internet?
Man the only way to track down where your friends were was by looking to see where and what house all your friends bikes were laying down on the front lawn. Miss those days.
What is a word/name of something you became very suprised when found out how spelled?
Niamh
Of all people living or dead , not including you, who would you want to be immortal?
My worst enemy watching all their love ones die only to never join them in the afterlife is mentally destroying
What’s the story behind your nickname?
Me and the boiz was just walking down the street when i was making this account
What is a skill that is easy to learn but is super useful for the rest of your life?
Cooking
Where does one go to find an escort online?
A used car sales website. You could find an Escort, an Escape, or even an Expedition.
What meme didn’t deserve to be forgotten but still did?
Nyan cat.
What was that moment that made you think that the invention of the Internet shouldn't ever have happened?
When conspiracy theorists were able to share their "theories" to a wider audience
What will happen to religions after the world governments reveal Aliens to be real?
I feel like this wouldn't be the 'gotcha' people think it is. Like, when people went to space and didn't hit heaven on the way, this didn't shake christians beliefs in heaven. It's easy to explain that God made other worlds with other life or whatever explanation fits the established lore of their texts.
Conservatives, why are you so dumb?
Wow you really showed them. I bet that changed their mind about their politics.
What is your nightmare co-worker story?
my co-worker shitted himself didnt realize and walked thru the office leaving a trail
If you were to choke out a Giraffe, would you have to choke a specific spot (maybe near the base or the head) or would just anywhere do?
I think this is my cue to go to bed.
What would you say is your life’s greatest achievement so far?
Being alive till this point.
If you could go back in time with no repercussions, what would you do?
Kill a German man with a peculiar moustache.
What evidence is there that proves we are living in a simulation?
Glitches and bugs in the matrix.
When and how did you realize you experienced the Mandela effect?
I swear I have memories of playing Battlefield V with one of my friends, he has never owned it. Similarly he also says the same about Battlefield One, which I have never owned.
What is one useful computer skill that experienced users might not know about?
If you on remote desktop, you can reach the task manager or change password by pressing: CTRL + ALT + END