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What is the scene on a movie you always clap at?	Who claps at a movie?
What's a "this only happens in movies" incident happened with you in real life?	Not me but my friend. Dumbass was crossing the road and a bus, not even joking, missed her by a centimetre
Whats made your week so far?	Bob. He made my hole weak.
Have you ever had sex with a friend, if so, how did it happen?	Our clothes fell off by accident and they tripped me and I fell on them and I kept moving forward to get up but I kept slipping back and my Johnson was caught on something and it kept pulling me back and forth. So to answer you question no I’ve never had sex with a friend
What is your internet speed?	I have no idea what this post says. It's not loading.
Who was the hottest woman in the 80's?	Madonna is the first one that comes to mind Pam Anderson came along in the late 80s Kelly Lebrock probably had a run as well
Has anyone ever actually used mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell anywhere ?	As a meme? Yes.
What would happen If an ambulance injured someone whilst they were rushing to a victim, would they be required to stop or continue to the original destination?	Fuck them kids
What is something that you made that you use everyday?	My regular teeth. The ones I was born with fell out.
What's the worst case of "plot armor" you've ever seen in a movie/tv show?	Probably unfair but most shonen protagonist’s always have a last minute power up or a reason why the only time they lost they had a mystical pendant that saved them or GOD itself decided it’s not their time yet.
Which is the toughest, most badass music genre: rap or metal?	Metal all the way
Name some Men Sportsperson with Women coaches? Why do we see this so rarely while there are numerous examples of Men coaching women?	Lisa Leslie is coaching a Big3 team. There are also male tennis players who have female coaches.
How does pussy smells like?	Wet pussy smells a lot better than wet dog. However a wet pussy is a very grumpy pussy and it's liable to bite. Oh yes, pussy has teeth. Pussy even has a long arm that'll come out and scratch at not just you but all kinds of peckers, tits, other birds.
What is the aim of life ?	Reproduce
What’s the advert that scared you most as a child?	The gushers ad where the kids who ate gushers had their heads turn into gummies
What’s the worst thing you saw in a student’s apartment?	A bath tub FULL of hair/pubes???? I’m not sure, I peed and got the hell out.
What’s the one thing about the future you are looking forward to?	Marrying my girlfriend and getting a house together and a possible new job with lots of good things with it.
If you Got a Tesla model 3 with a million dollar in the bag in it, What will you do?	Buy Model S Plaid
What is the thing that would make your day?	Catching every green light on the way to work, not getting a speeding ticket, or hitting one of the 20 deer I see each day going in. I am a simple being. Lol
What do you regret eating in the past week?	Half a 2-day salmón calzone
What are some unwritten rules of life?	You don't actually have to be a cunt to one another. It's a choice.
What are the movie cliches that you hate the most?	The makeover where they straighten her curly hair and take off her glasses and now she's hot because those things were ugly. Enemies to lovers. The rushing through the airport for stopping someone from getting on a plane. The bumbling fat stupid husband and father.
Do you think Xennials will eventually resent Millennials the same way Millennials resent Boomers now? Why or why not?	no, because they are 2 generations removed and not one. Gen X exists
How you started investing(in anything)? Could you please share what was your path(what you did step by step) and when you realized that you don't want to keep your money in the bank any more?	I do not invest anything more than 25% of what I have saved in the bank. I may do more. But not as of yet.
What are your best memories from the early internet era?	AOL chatrooms
What is or most likely will be the bottleneck when it comes to the absolute highest possible PC speed?	The speed of light is currently bottlenecking us.
What do you think will be the strongest political doctrine emerging in the 21st century?	Full communism made possible by automation, all non-luxury items are made by the people for the people.
Bald people, how good does it feel to scratch your head without hair?	Feels good for the first couple of weeks then it's normal. The better part of it is drying your head takes 2 seconds. Also, no money spent on hair products.
You have the chance to pull a character out of a video game to be your beer buddy. Who would it be?	Snake from Metal Gear Solid
What's your ideal drinking water and flavor?	Tap Water
When society falls apart and anarchic chaos reigns, what illegalities should remain illegal?	Don't fuck kids.
What WOULD you wish on your worst enemy?	Perspective
[Serious] Why are/were you up so late tonight?	I was polishing my joystick.
If you could choose one species to go extinct, what would it be and why?	Fuck ticks I hate them and they are stupid
what scary scene traumatised you from a movie?	Scenes with James Corden in them
What's the point of posting spotify songs on instagram stories?	I ask this every damn day.
What is a major childhood memory that you tell your parents about that they deny or don't remember?	I distinctly remember tripping balls. Everything looked the way gas looks in a puddle a rainbow. It was dope but I was a weird kid so maybe I was daydreaming
How did you come up with your username?	Looked to my right.
If you win the top prize on the lottery, what would you do with the money?	Hold on to that money for dear life til the economy isn’t as shitty
People who know pornstars personally, how did you find out what they are working in and how did you react?	I laughed. Then jacked off to them.
What’s your best relief for a terrible headache?	Lights out, no loud sounds, try to sleep after taking some meds. If you have to work or do anything... Good luck because I have no idea how to fix it
What is a show you’ll always enjoy watching?	The old Simpsons never get boring for me. Great background show
What is the strangest compliment you've received recently?	My gfs coworker told her I was creamy
What's your earliest memory and how old were you?	3 years old, I helped my 1 year old brother on his birthday to solve a puzzle
At what moment did you feel like you were actually a grown up, not just by the technicality of age?	I think 15ish mentally. I'm now 19 and still feel the same. Childhood was robbed of me so I had to grow up quick. Goal is by 25 to move n get an apartment and by 30 have my own place. New start, stable job, no debt. No family ties/disown myself etc. The culture n mentality is just toxic and sad. I'm not gonna follow someone else's rules when I'm an adult.
What's the most obvious lie you've been told?	The Earth is Flat.
What would your favorite movie be about if you hang "ing" behind its title?	The shininging.
What we learned about relationships during pandemic?	I don’t care about romantic relationships
Ello, anyone there? It's dark in here, what is this place?	Hell.
What would you do if you switched bodies with your friend?	Check my yogurt slinger to see if he was bluffing
What is the worst “alternative” spelling to a name that you’ve ever seen?	Iran -> AY-RAN
Will a four-day week work for you? Why/why not?	Shit I'll do a 3 day work week man I don't care. 3 8 hour shifts. That's all I really need right now.
What should be a human right but isn’t?	The right to not give a shit
What's something you learnt recently that blew your mind?	That brain interface machine that can turn thoughts into text.
What’s your thoughts on Amanda Todd?	Who?
What place and for what reason you will NEVER visit again?	Jamaica. Outside of a resort it's unsafe and you can't get people to leave you alone.
What restaurant concept would you love to see done?	Star Wars Japanese restaurant. Chop sticks are lightsabers, Mochi can be designed like planets or the Death Star, storm troopers or even the Red Guard can serve you your food. If it’s a conveyer belt then the little boxes in which your food is carried along in can be AT-AT Walkers
What is the weirdest thing you found/saw in your siblings room?	My sibling
[serious] Please respond with yes or no, then explain why if you answer the question: Is depression curable or only treatable?	Yes. Nature literally provides ways to fight depression. Mushrooms are far more effective than Antidepressants. Unless you have physical brain damage, you can cure depression.
What do you think about ThatVeganTeacher?	No idea who that cunt is.
What was your unproudest fap?	octomom
What is the most complex piano composition, which was ever played?	4’33” John Cage
Food travel shows where the host has a British accent and travels around the world eating different cultures food and taking about its history?	Thought I was on a joke sub and didn't get the punchline to a british colonization joke
What was that moment in life that made you rethink all your decisions in life ?	Every night when I try to sleep
What is the dumbest complaint you have ever gotten?	"the ATM is too loud and too close to a wall"
people who pay for nudes when there's tons of free content, why?	Support your local whores, tip your cam girl..
whats a song you relate to that you never thought you would and why?	Pumped up kicks It’s best I don’t say why.
What event changed the course of your life?	My mother being killed by doctor malpractice.
What is modern day American bootcamp really like, and does it differ between branches of the military?	Piece of piss. And yes, there are branches which have it easier than others
What's the saddest thing you have seen that almost made you lose faith in humanity?	The news each day
Do you think Gen-Z and Alpha will eventually resent Millennials the same way Millennials do with Boomers now? Why or why not?	All these different "generations" aren't really distinct groups of people. They're just target demographics for advertisers. So...no.
If you've divorced, how is your relationship with your ex-partner?	It’s rocky at times but we push through it for the baby. Mostly him making excuses why he can’t see her. I talk to his girlfriend more than him. I love that woman, she gets it
If you needed to conjure a Patronus, what memory would you use?	Honestly? Being in the backseat of a car. Going on a long drive through the woods, watching the trees, feeling the sunlight through the window, maybe jamming to some music.
When was a time a social event or gathering got ruined for everyone because of one individual?	Leeeeeeeroooooy Jeeeeenkins!!!
Science has proven that we're living in a simulation. What do you do now?	What field of science exactly?
What’s something that feels like it should be from an alternate universe but isn’t?	The platypus, just research it and you'll understand better
What is something you've learned only after living with flatmates/roommates that you couldn't have living with family?	There are people that are incapable of taking care of themselves or their living space.
What’s the most usless talent you have?	I can name all US states and state capitals. I’m Australian and I live in in Australia.
Which missing person's case would you like to see solved the most?	The Malaysian Airlines Flight 370
What you think about the fact that someday you'll be remembered the same way we remember people from the 1920's?	No we won't. Everyone knows people in the 1920s were far more resourceful
What historical event may repeat itself or will something even more insane happen on a global scale in the future?	The rise of Facism/nazism/far right ideology leading to conflict…. Okay we are part way there anyway.
They offer you $ 100,000 for each day of life taken from you. How many days of life would you be willing to lose?	365 days. You can have a year of my life for 36 million dollars..
What are you looking forward to the most?	Making a salary
Which adult novel do you think is actually good?	ASOIAF series is good.
How do you catch people who cheat at Pub Trivia?	They look up answers on their cell phone or they eaves dropp on other contestants while they are discussing their answers. The people who cheat at games are made of poo.
What’s the worst movie to turn into a musical?	Schindler's List.
Hey there! What’s a song you can’t get out of your head tonight?	Bezos by Bo Burnham
What is highly sexist and discriminating but considered as normal?	The girls not knowing anything about cars/guns/videogames meme that are all over Instagram.
What’s a power that you would wanna have instead of the generic flight, strength, speed...? And would you be a hero or villain?	Every cigarette I touch turns into a joint at my will I would be a hero
What’s some insider knowledge that only people in your line of work have?	Well im not telling you, that's for damn sure. I had to work tirelessly to obtain these juicy secrets.
What happened at the worst wedding you have ever attended?	Wasn't a guest, but I worked a wedding where the best man punched the brides mother
What’s a question you hate asked?	Why don't you talk much?
What could you buy for $200 that would change your life?	All new underwear. Right now if the sucker’s still got a waistband it stays in the rotation.
If you could only text one person for the rest of your life, but you could never talk to that person face-to-face, who would that be?	Kim Jong un
What are the most interesting homeopathic remedies you've heard of?	Nat mur can cure covid, which sounds interesting. Complete bullshit of course but it sounds interesting nonetheless.
Have you or anyone you know have ever been stood up on a date And what happened?	So this truck was carry dates and it crash on the road on all the dates where on floor. I must of stood on about 50 dates.
What were the Best and genuine ways you have earned a part time income?	I’m in college right now and I got an irrigation research assistant job that I found on the job board at my university. A lot of my friends who have those part time lab jobs also do Rover, Doordash, etc.
What deranged, depraved, and inhuman atrocities would you commit for a Klondike Bar?	I've never known anyone to actually eat those things. Don't even think I've seen 'em in stores in over 35 years? They're kinda clunky and, ya know, terrible.
People with cool dad, why is he cool?	Because he rides a bike and has long hair and a beard. That's like the tv definition of cool.
People who mess up the Happy Birthday song halfway through, why?	Forgot the lyrics

What is the scene on a movie you always clap at?

Who claps at a movie?

What's a "this only happens in movies" incident happened with you in real life?

Not me but my friend. Dumbass was crossing the road and a bus, not even joking, missed her by a centimetre

Whats made your week so far?

Bob. He made my hole weak.

Have you ever had sex with a friend, if so, how did it happen?

Our clothes fell off by accident and they tripped me and I fell on them and I kept moving forward to get up but I kept slipping back and my Johnson was caught on something and it kept pulling me back and forth. So to answer you question no I’ve never had sex with a friend

What is your internet speed?

I have no idea what this post says. It's not loading.

Who was the hottest woman in the 80's?

Madonna is the first one that comes to mind Pam Anderson came along in the late 80s Kelly Lebrock probably had a run as well

Has anyone ever actually used mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell anywhere ?

As a meme? Yes.

What would happen If an ambulance injured someone whilst they were rushing to a victim, would they be required to stop or continue to the original destination?

Fuck them kids

What is something that you made that you use everyday?

My regular teeth. The ones I was born with fell out.

What's the worst case of "plot armor" you've ever seen in a movie/tv show?

Probably unfair but most shonen protagonist’s always have a last minute power up or a reason why the only time they lost they had a mystical pendant that saved them or GOD itself decided it’s not their time yet.

Which is the toughest, most badass music genre: rap or metal?

Metal all the way

Name some Men Sportsperson with Women coaches? Why do we see this so rarely while there are numerous examples of Men coaching women?

Lisa Leslie is coaching a Big3 team. There are also male tennis players who have female coaches.

How does pussy smells like?

Wet pussy smells a lot better than wet dog. However a wet pussy is a very grumpy pussy and it's liable to bite. Oh yes, pussy has teeth. Pussy even has a long arm that'll come out and scratch at not just you but all kinds of peckers, tits, other birds.

What is the aim of life ?

Reproduce

What’s the advert that scared you most as a child?

The gushers ad where the kids who ate gushers had their heads turn into gummies

What’s the worst thing you saw in a student’s apartment?

A bath tub FULL of hair/pubes???? I’m not sure, I peed and got the hell out.

What’s the one thing about the future you are looking forward to?

Marrying my girlfriend and getting a house together and a possible new job with lots of good things with it.

If you Got a Tesla model 3 with a million dollar in the bag in it, What will you do?

Buy Model S Plaid

What is the thing that would make your day?

Catching every green light on the way to work, not getting a speeding ticket, or hitting one of the 20 deer I see each day going in. I am a simple being. Lol

What do you regret eating in the past week?

Half a 2-day salmón calzone

What are some unwritten rules of life?

You don't actually have to be a cunt to one another. It's a choice.

What are the movie cliches that you hate the most?

The makeover where they straighten her curly hair and take off her glasses and now she's hot because those things were ugly. Enemies to lovers. The rushing through the airport for stopping someone from getting on a plane. The bumbling fat stupid husband and father.

Do you think Xennials will eventually resent Millennials the same way Millennials resent Boomers now? Why or why not?

no, because they are 2 generations removed and not one. Gen X exists

How you started investing(in anything)? Could you please share what was your path(what you did step by step) and when you realized that you don't want to keep your money in the bank any more?

I do not invest anything more than 25% of what I have saved in the bank. I may do more. But not as of yet.

What are your best memories from the early internet era?

AOL chatrooms

What is or most likely will be the bottleneck when it comes to the absolute highest possible PC speed?

The speed of light is currently bottlenecking us.

What do you think will be the strongest political doctrine emerging in the 21st century?

Full communism made possible by automation, all non-luxury items are made by the people for the people.

Bald people, how good does it feel to scratch your head without hair?

Feels good for the first couple of weeks then it's normal. The better part of it is drying your head takes 2 seconds. Also, no money spent on hair products.

You have the chance to pull a character out of a video game to be your beer buddy. Who would it be?

Snake from Metal Gear Solid

What's your ideal drinking water and flavor?

Tap Water

When society falls apart and anarchic chaos reigns, what illegalities should remain illegal?

Don't fuck kids.

What WOULD you wish on your worst enemy?

Perspective

[Serious] Why are/were you up so late tonight?

I was polishing my joystick.

If you could choose one species to go extinct, what would it be and why?

Fuck ticks I hate them and they are stupid

what scary scene traumatised you from a movie?

Scenes with James Corden in them

What's the point of posting spotify songs on instagram stories?

I ask this every damn day.

What is a major childhood memory that you tell your parents about that they deny or don't remember?

I distinctly remember tripping balls. Everything looked the way gas looks in a puddle a rainbow. It was dope but I was a weird kid so maybe I was daydreaming

How did you come up with your username?

Looked to my right.

If you win the top prize on the lottery, what would you do with the money?

Hold on to that money for dear life til the economy isn’t as shitty

People who know pornstars personally, how did you find out what they are working in and how did you react?

I laughed. Then jacked off to them.

What’s your best relief for a terrible headache?

Lights out, no loud sounds, try to sleep after taking some meds. If you have to work or do anything... Good luck because I have no idea how to fix it

What is a show you’ll always enjoy watching?

The old Simpsons never get boring for me. Great background show

What is the strangest compliment you've received recently?

My gfs coworker told her I was creamy

What's your earliest memory and how old were you?

3 years old, I helped my 1 year old brother on his birthday to solve a puzzle

At what moment did you feel like you were actually a grown up, not just by the technicality of age?

I think 15ish mentally. I'm now 19 and still feel the same. Childhood was robbed of me so I had to grow up quick. Goal is by 25 to move n get an apartment and by 30 have my own place. New start, stable job, no debt. No family ties/disown myself etc. The culture n mentality is just toxic and sad. I'm not gonna follow someone else's rules when I'm an adult.

What's the most obvious lie you've been told?

The Earth is Flat.

What would your favorite movie be about if you hang "ing" behind its title?

The shininging.

What we learned about relationships during pandemic?

I don’t care about romantic relationships

Ello, anyone there? It's dark in here, what is this place?

Hell.

What would you do if you switched bodies with your friend?

Check my yogurt slinger to see if he was bluffing

What is the worst “alternative” spelling to a name that you’ve ever seen?

Iran -> AY-RAN

Will a four-day week work for you? Why/why not?

Shit I'll do a 3 day work week man I don't care. 3 8 hour shifts. That's all I really need right now.

What should be a human right but isn’t?

The right to not give a shit

What's something you learnt recently that blew your mind?

That brain interface machine that can turn thoughts into text.

What’s your thoughts on Amanda Todd?

Who?

What place and for what reason you will NEVER visit again?

Jamaica. Outside of a resort it's unsafe and you can't get people to leave you alone.

What restaurant concept would you love to see done?

Star Wars Japanese restaurant. Chop sticks are lightsabers, Mochi can be designed like planets or the Death Star, storm troopers or even the Red Guard can serve you your food. If it’s a conveyer belt then the little boxes in which your food is carried along in can be AT-AT Walkers

What is the weirdest thing you found/saw in your siblings room?

My sibling

[serious] Please respond with yes or no, then explain why if you answer the question: Is depression curable or only treatable?

Yes. Nature literally provides ways to fight depression. Mushrooms are far more effective than Antidepressants. Unless you have physical brain damage, you can cure depression.

What do you think about ThatVeganTeacher?

No idea who that cunt is.

What was your unproudest fap?

octomom

What is the most complex piano composition, which was ever played?

4’33” John Cage

Food travel shows where the host has a British accent and travels around the world eating different cultures food and taking about its history?

Thought I was on a joke sub and didn't get the punchline to a british colonization joke

What was that moment in life that made you rethink all your decisions in life ?

Every night when I try to sleep

What is the dumbest complaint you have ever gotten?

"the ATM is too loud and too close to a wall"

people who pay for nudes when there's tons of free content, why?

Support your local whores, tip your cam girl..

whats a song you relate to that you never thought you would and why?

Pumped up kicks It’s best I don’t say why.

What event changed the course of your life?

My mother being killed by doctor malpractice.

What is modern day American bootcamp really like, and does it differ between branches of the military?

Piece of piss. And yes, there are branches which have it easier than others

What's the saddest thing you have seen that almost made you lose faith in humanity?

The news each day

Do you think Gen-Z and Alpha will eventually resent Millennials the same way Millennials do with Boomers now? Why or why not?

All these different "generations" aren't really distinct groups of people. They're just target demographics for advertisers. So...no.

If you've divorced, how is your relationship with your ex-partner?

It’s rocky at times but we push through it for the baby. Mostly him making excuses why he can’t see her. I talk to his girlfriend more than him. I love that woman, she gets it

If you needed to conjure a Patronus, what memory would you use?

Honestly? Being in the backseat of a car. Going on a long drive through the woods, watching the trees, feeling the sunlight through the window, maybe jamming to some music.

When was a time a social event or gathering got ruined for everyone because of one individual?

Leeeeeeeroooooy Jeeeeenkins!!!

Science has proven that we're living in a simulation. What do you do now?

What field of science exactly?

What’s something that feels like it should be from an alternate universe but isn’t?

The platypus, just research it and you'll understand better

What is something you've learned only after living with flatmates/roommates that you couldn't have living with family?

There are people that are incapable of taking care of themselves or their living space.

What’s the most usless talent you have?

I can name all US states and state capitals. I’m Australian and I live in in Australia.

Which missing person's case would you like to see solved the most?

The Malaysian Airlines Flight 370

What you think about the fact that someday you'll be remembered the same way we remember people from the 1920's?

No we won't. Everyone knows people in the 1920s were far more resourceful

What historical event may repeat itself or will something even more insane happen on a global scale in the future?

The rise of Facism/nazism/far right ideology leading to conflict…. Okay we are part way there anyway.

They offer you $ 100,000 for each day of life taken from you. How many days of life would you be willing to lose?

365 days. You can have a year of my life for 36 million dollars..

What are you looking forward to the most?

Making a salary

Which adult novel do you think is actually good?

ASOIAF series is good.

How do you catch people who cheat at Pub Trivia?

They look up answers on their cell phone or they eaves dropp on other contestants while they are discussing their answers. The people who cheat at games are made of poo.

What’s the worst movie to turn into a musical?

Schindler's List.

Hey there! What’s a song you can’t get out of your head tonight?

Bezos by Bo Burnham

What is highly sexist and discriminating but considered as normal?

The girls not knowing anything about cars/guns/videogames meme that are all over Instagram.

What’s a power that you would wanna have instead of the generic flight, strength, speed...? And would you be a hero or villain?

Every cigarette I touch turns into a joint at my will I would be a hero

What’s some insider knowledge that only people in your line of work have?

Well im not telling you, that's for damn sure. I had to work tirelessly to obtain these juicy secrets.

What happened at the worst wedding you have ever attended?

Wasn't a guest, but I worked a wedding where the best man punched the brides mother

What’s a question you hate asked?

Why don't you talk much?

What could you buy for $200 that would change your life?

All new underwear. Right now if the sucker’s still got a waistband it stays in the rotation.

If you could only text one person for the rest of your life, but you could never talk to that person face-to-face, who would that be?

Kim Jong un

What are the most interesting homeopathic remedies you've heard of?

Nat mur can cure covid, which sounds interesting. Complete bullshit of course but it sounds interesting nonetheless.

Have you or anyone you know have ever been stood up on a date And what happened?

So this truck was carry dates and it crash on the road on all the dates where on floor. I must of stood on about 50 dates.

What were the Best and genuine ways you have earned a part time income?

I’m in college right now and I got an irrigation research assistant job that I found on the job board at my university. A lot of my friends who have those part time lab jobs also do Rover, Doordash, etc.

What deranged, depraved, and inhuman atrocities would you commit for a Klondike Bar?

I've never known anyone to actually eat those things. Don't even think I've seen 'em in stores in over 35 years? They're kinda clunky and, ya know, terrible.

People with cool dad, why is he cool?

Because he rides a bike and has long hair and a beard. That's like the tv definition of cool.

People who mess up the Happy Birthday song halfway through, why?

Forgot the lyrics