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Dear People who can just lay down anywhere and go right to sleep, what other psychotic things do you do?
Sometimes drive with no music or radio going.
What is your pre date ritual?
Stress about unrealistic situations
What is something a villain says that you can also say during sex?
WRONG LEVER
How did you decide which online college was for you?
Trust the photos and review's
You just woke up from a coma and the nurse tells you it's the year 2050, what is your first question?
Who's been paying my medical bills for this long?
you nipples reposition randomly on your body once per hour. You can cure this eating the junk at the bottom of the sink for you meals for a day. How long do you last before you just get over it ?
Dude, you okay?
Trauma survivors: what advice do you have for those who have yet to experience significant trauma?
Don't hesitate to go see a psychiatrist. PTSD can hit you out of nowhere, and several weeks later.
When have you or your partner had to use your safeword?
at an airport screening
What is the best/funniest response to give someone who knocks on the bathroom stall in a public restroom?
Come in
What's the funniest thing you've ever said?
what's the most disturbing part about futa loli hentai? They're uncircumsized!
What is your brain’s favorite song to go to when it’s in “screensaver mode”?
Time from Inception, that or C418 - Sweden
What is normal in New York City, but weird in other places?
Putting sick covid patients into nursing homes.
If you’ve moved from the city to the country, what were some things you didn’t expect to happen that happened?
Looked out my kitchen window and I was staring into a bears ass Massive snowstorm one night so I got to walk around the forest in my backyard as the storm is happening I can walk out my door and I’m instantly in nature And people out here just give less of a shit then most city people
Which was the most beautiful moment of your life?
The last day I saw my friend alive. I couldn't have asked for a better day.
Have you ever stayed in somewhere that forced you to leave a 1 Star review? What's your story?
Hollywood
What’re the best Life Pro Tips that actually made a significant difference to your daily life after you discovered them?
Deleting Facebook and Twitter. Gave me back so much of my day, made me less miserable, stopped making me hate my town so much. All in all, a great idea.
When was the last time you tried something new and what was it?
Over the last few months I've turned my hand to DIY tiling!
[serious] is climate change directly affecting your life or comunity? How?
40 degree summers in the netherlands the last 4 years. Skiing at christmas has become a huge gamble since the start of the century.
what media outlet has the least bias, tells all the facts without selectively reporting them, and is the most trustworthy, why?
None. Read from all sources, don't hand pick, and any parts that overlap are the truth and the rest is their opinion
[Serious] Anyone here detransition or know anyone who has? What was the reason?
Is that like hitting the B button during an evolution to cancel?
What was your first Job? What's your favorite memory from it?
Cashier. Leaving it is the best memory I have of it.
What is your favorite bilingual joke?
A Spanish man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks. He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines" said the man. "I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here." said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines." said the man. "Well, these shirts are on sale this week." declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines." repeated the man. "I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack." offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines." insisted the man. "These sweaters are top quality." the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines." said the man. "Our undershirts are over here." fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines." the man repeated. As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed "Eso sí que es!". "Well, if you could spell it, why didn't you do that in the beginning?" asked the exasperated salesgirl.
If a girl puts a cute cartoon sticker on your lunchbox at work, would you like it or not? Why?
Is she hot
You become an animal that can talk while keeping everything that you know. what do you say to mess with people?
Outside someone's house, I'd walk around to the back, and say "ALRIGHT, TV, money... What else?"
What video game do you wish existed?
A driving sim with the same details as Microsoft flight simulator
People who used to believe that there's no such thing as an incorrect opinion, what changed your mind?
Donald Trump getting elected into office ..
How common is it in the USA to work more than one job?
very common in the healthcare field, most are parents trying to make ends meet and work two jobs to help provide, sometimes the money is too great and they just want more
What are some good tips for meeting somebody’s parents?
Just be real. They will respect that
What is the flirtiest emoji to get from your crush?
i like 😉/😚/🥰 but im a simple woman
What is your favourite farming game?
Stardew Valley
What is the most interesting thing you have done/are planning to do this summer?
Tolerance break from weed. I’m 1 week in with 5 more weeks to go.
What is the most wholesome thing you have witnessed/experienced?
This lady who is obsessed with gingerbread and her daughter decorated her house. https://youtu.be/mwgBXbL7dCg at 6:15
What is your favourite farming game?
Minecraft
What SCP is the most physically terrifying?
Scp-096 Scp-2343
If you were in a horror movie, maybe a kidnapping one, how much realistic effort would you put into staying alive?
A negative amount of effort. I would never pass up an opportunity to die.
What should be illegal?
Pay to win games
People who had to sacrifice something for another, what's your story?
needed crop fertility blessing. sacrified war captive. duh. how else do you appease yahweh?
People who intend to always pirate content at any price rate, why?
'Cause I don't wanna pay for things I can get for free.
At what age did you graduate from college?
Eighteen, then I went to university.
Why war is hell?
Because war...war never changes.
[SERIOUS] What is one dream that entirely changed the way you thought about something/ someone?
i have constant nightmares about my brother. i think the worst one ive ever had is when I realized that i want him dead. ik the drean, but not gonna talk bout it cuz it puts me in a bad place
What are some good single player game campaigns available on PC?
Wildermyth, Metro series.
Murphy's law says "The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer." What is the best example of this law you've seen before?
Nice try
Aliens arrive on earth and ask for 1 person and 1 object so they can understand the human race. However, we do not want these aliens on our planet and so you must give them the object and person that will make them leave earth. What would the object and person be?
Cardi B and a microphone
What's the best thing a total stranger ever did for you?
I tried to buy a cola but pant isnt included in price so they so the woman in front of me paid she was a nice old lady so i carried her grocories to her car
What do private schools provide that public schools do not?
A false sense of superiority
If the purge was real, what would be the first crime you commit?
I’d probably go rob jewelry stores lol I don’t want to kill or hurt anyone I just want the money lol
What are important practical life skills often that are often not taught?
Changing tires, do your taxwork, reading maps, talk properly, how to cook, all kinds of work one has to do in the house and much more.
What is something that is absurd to the people in the past, but is completely normal to us now?
Everyone being attached to phones, very little communication anymore or social interaction since its mostly done online now
[Serious] What does it mean if HR asks someone "How do you plan to commute to work?"
How do you intend on showing up reliably. Do you have a car, do you take the bus. What is method of transportation that assures me that you will show up reliably for work.
What's something that you have absolutely no interest in trying?
Fentanyl or meth
What's an unrealistic expectation parents have from their children ?
That they should have the same childhood they did. The world changes a lot in 30 years.
Do you believe that people can be "spirited away"? Why or why not?
Yes to a place where your parents are turned into pigs and you must bathe spirits at the behest of an ancient jewish woman (300+yrs old) who is magic?
What are your best memories in School/College?
Leaving
You're given employee of the month and get to choose 1 thing that you get, but the replies get to do whatever they want to you, what do you choose?
what
Which Gamer is Best in your stand Point?
My big brother
What is something you consider Free therapy?
Morning run.
What are some non-alcoholic drinks you can order in a bar that won't make the bartender hate you?
My husband always gets a Shirley Temple. Bartenders never seem to mind.
People who have been in a car crash, what song was playing on the radio during the crash?
Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
What’s a word/ phrase you can’t stand hearing?
It is what it is. Well no shit. What do we do about it.
Why have humans gotten so weak physically when a few hundred years ago people lost limbs and were still able to fight but now we are scared of things like needles?
Nothing has changed. We were scared of needles then too, and people still do just fine without limbs.
What are your thoughts after knowing that you possibly breathed someone else's breathe?
And I've also drunk atleast 1 drop of water which has passed through Cleopatra
Which look is prefer Cubby or Slim?
If I have to decide between youthful anthropomorphic characters and slim, I’d choose slim. Please be mindful of your spelling OP.
What do you do when there's a Jehovah's witness is at your door?
I tell them that I am not interested, and they politely thank me for my time and leave. It really isn't that difficult to not be a jackass to others, even if you disagree with their believes.
What’s something that’s cute to say to pets, but creepy to say to people?
You’re such a good doggy!
If you ever Google searched any symptoms you had , what was the most bizarre disease it showed up?
Brain tumor! I had a headache.
How come chicks have started wearing those buckled shoes?
So they can put their shoes on faster to run away from you
[Serious] People who cheated on thier finals n school, why did you do it?
For a better grade, and to see what I could get away with
What terrible thing did you do as a child which still makes you believe that you should go to hell for it?
I accidentally gave my hamster a heart attack while I was playing with toys. I had him save my action figures and dolls from a toy train. when I tried to pet him he died in my hands. I cried so hard. I killed my little best friend. my family still tells that story as a joke but it still hurts. I didn't understand life and death but I wish I'd been a smarter kid.
What is one thing you wish you could go tell your 16-21 year old self to get it through your own thick skull?
You’re going to meet someone you love so much more in 2020.
Which Planet Do you live?
Acheron (LV-426) Ssssssssh
What will the English language be like in 100 years?
It will come full circle. Proper English will be considered a meme.
What’s something that you enjoy doing that you’re probably too old for?
I still eat that fruit mixture thing made for babies and I think it's delicious
what's the dumbest thing you've done while horny?
got married init
What is the most interesting or fun thing that happened to you last week?
I got my first prosthetic leg
Out of all the concerts you have attended, which one is your favorite?
System of a Down
If you've had a friend or family member completely change after they began using social media, what happened to your relationship?
My father changed but for the better i think. We live in brazil and he always was right winged. The last left govermnt here was involved in a major corruptiom scandal that culminated in the formar president being arrested. That was around the time my father entered social media. The current president is a right wing extremist carrer politician that rode hard on the anti corruption feeling that was around the nation. And my father fell for thay guy hard. But after he got to power 2 years ago, things started to come up of him. And long story short, the thing was that this guy was corrupt just like the other guys. And insted of staying in the right wing bubble my dad actually looked for the truth of things online. Hell he even lost some friendships because of it. I am proud of him for sticking up for what he believes and trying to think for himself
What are the movie cliches that you like?
a damned happy ending
What is the “hard” thing, when changing something in your life and persisting?
When you have spent many years doing something, the idea of not doing it any more can be scary or seem unrealistic. If you don't have faith in your own ability to achieve the change, it makes it more likely that you will slip back into the habit. Personally, I have always had a tendency to drink too much. I drink considerably less than I used to, but I still lack faith in my ability to stop. I did a month once for charity...it was not easy for me.
What are some good free iPhone games to download for someone who’s having to isolate for 10 days and may or may not be going out of their mind?
Tiny island, true skate, dragon ball legends, Bloons tower defence games, minecraft, stardew valley
What’s something that truly terrifies you to your core?
Mine is being trapped in my body. I.e. like being in a vegetative state, unable to talk or move, but being completely aware of my surroundings.
What was your worst experience whilst high?
The back of my head got SO hot. Like insanely hot 😂 also projectile vomited 🙃
Whats a movie you love dearly but will never watch again?
stand by me & the outsiders
Movie theater ushers, if you were about to kick some people out for smoking a joint, how much $ from those people would it take for you to kick everyone else out instead?
Well I'd get fired which might negatively effect future work so let's say £100,000.
What do women think so much about?
I have ADHD I have no idea what normal women think about. But my thoughts consist mostly of one thought, interrupted by me seeing any kind of animal, then jumping to the next thought. Mostly circling around about videogames, movies and books.
What was your parents' parenting style?
Do as I say not as I do, I thought it was normal enough
How popular were you in high school and what did you learn from having that level of popularity?
Not popular, but cool with everyone. I’m pretty accomplished and have a good job for my age. I learned that life is super chill if you keep a good balance between how seriously you take yourself and how seriously you take life. I also learned to cultivate meaningful and fulfilling friendships.
Do Celebrities who endorse products work on you? Why or why not?
I don’t buy shit from commercial or celeb. I may even go out of my way not to buy it.
[serious] Out of all the strangers you've met once or known briefly in your life, who are you wondering most about how they're doing now?
My neighbour who i met once committed a triple homicide by killing his family was sent to a mental hospital
You now own the world. What is the first thing you would do?
Sell it.
How soft/hard is the pillow you're lying on right now?
I'm not lying on any pillows but instead multiple build a bears. So very soft
Is there anyone who have recorded angry speeches like Hitler?
Yes. The last POtuS, his just sounded significantly more like it was coming from a kid with a head injury.
If you could spend the day as another person, who would it be and why?
Jeff Bezos. Transfer 1 billion dollars to the original me's bank account. Buy absolutely everything and hand to it original me. Set up a future without working a single job.
If not human, which living being you want to be reincarnated as?
I’d like to be a house cat. I’d love to just sit and sleep all day
What is the dumbest thing you believed for a long time?
That vaccines are bad for you. Thanks mom and dad...
What Is the meme with the British dude taking a video and he says "Stop making fun of my head I have a perfectly normal head" and he has a massive forehead and gets made fun of for it?
Is it callums corner. I'm pretty sure he has a series of him shouting at people about his head looking like a tictac
Who is the best bald in the world?
Sir Patrick Stewart.
By your opinion, which country is biggest meme?
The US, full stop
What the dumbest thing you saw your sibling do?
Buy a girl an engagement ring after they had 1 date... she did not accept it...
Discord nitro is shit.Why?
The games aren’t the best. But I do love gif avatar/backgrounds and access to 10,000 emotes.