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What do you do to fight your anxiety?	Masturbate in public
You wake up tomorrow with a note next to your bed saying "You returned to 20 years ago just as you'd wished. Use your time wisely". There is no memory of the future or anything out of ordinary. Would you live your life any differently and how?	This will genuinely fuck me up because of my anxiety, especially cause I don’t remember anything and will probably think 1000 times before taking any decision
Who is the most effective king/ leader/ politician/ president/ prime minister in the history of world civilization?	Gengis Khan or Alexander the Great I think
What constitutes a dislike on YouTube?	Jaystation
When did the real world hit the spoiled rich kid?	Slightly after a Meth pipe
Who’s that person that never turned their back on you even in situations where everyone else did?	I have a friend I’ve known since literal birth, our moms and dads were even friends in highschool. We’re not all that close and don’t hang out regularly but anytime I’ve gone through something she’s been there. In 5th grade I was severely bullied, she was the only person who would talk to me. In 8th grade my mom and I got into a serious car accident all my friends left me bc I wasn’t at school and some stupid boy drama, she stayed by my side. In 11th grade I had serious health issues (a few surgeries) and she was the only one not too embarrassed to talk to the girl in a wheelchair at prom. It’s a comfort to know I can always rely on her.
What is the one question you despise being asked?	What are you thinking about?
How do you eat pussy properly?	Fork and knife
What is a career you wish you chose and why?	If I could start my life over to my literal first day of school, I would have studied my ass off to be a doctor. And yes, simply for the money.
Dads who went out for milk and never came back: what’s your real story?	No fucking milk in stock, still waiting
What smell do you like your clean laundry to smell like?	Nothing. As long as it's clean, that's all I want.
What’s your dream car?	Amg e63s wagon
What advice would you provide to a 27-year-old who is getting divorced?	Lawyer up
If you could redesign the human body, what would you change?	We can regenerate teeth and have a tail that can be used as a third arm
How come people are so cute and cuddly when they come out of the womb?	Many newborns are the ugliest creatures on God’s green earth.
You can time travel to any place in any time but you can only bring 3 things that you own, Where and when do you go and what do you take with you?	I’d go to the 1800s and flex on everyone with my shitty phone
What is the top headline from the day you were born?	how the fuck am I supposed to know that?
What do you have that someone would be willing to kill you for?	Deez Nutz
What is your "One Rule" that you swear you'll never break, and why?	I will never cheat on someone. Because that’s how i feel.
At what point is it acceptable to walk out of a restaurant after ordering because of how long its taking to get your food?	An hour. After an hour there is literally no excuse for taking that long unless you ordered something special.
Regardless of whether you’ve done recreational drugs or not, what would be your best argument against using them if you had to make one?	Any substance can give you euphoria, however you will soon build a higher tolerance and slowly your body will crave it/dependency. It goes from euphoria to withdrawal if I don't take xyz even if I don't get euphoria no more.
What’s it like being the sibling/best friend of a celebrity or sports star?	My sister is a relatively successful actress and was a regular on a TV show meant for 12-16 year olds. The funniest thing is that a ton of her teen fans try to add me on instagram and I'm a 26 year old male. Lotta "nope" there. My sister is really cool though. She works extremely hard and I'm proud of her.
What item do you believe should be given away for free?	feminine products… maybe not completely free but definitely way cheaper than what they’re priced at. in our modern day, many women around the world still do not have access to clean feminine products. 👎
What million dollar idea did you have only to realize it already exists?	Bidet
What is currently inexpensive but will become costly in the near future?	Water eventually
If you could live in any US state, which would it be and why?	South Carolina (on the coast)… willow trees Spanish moss and salt air 🥰🥰
What would someone have to say in a conversation to make you cringe hard?	"You're only like that because you dont have jesus in your life", "you wouldnt be lesbian if you tasted this hard dck", "ew but they are whatever etnicity *"
[Serious] To everyone who has a good life but feels constantly empty/sad/depressed, what’s your story?	My life was almost perfect until 6th grade when reality hit me. I ended up getting raped by my crush in 8th grade (and no it was not what I asked for at all) and it ruined my life.
What have you had your fill of lately?	Covid-19….and all the other strains. The delta variant. I just don’t care anymore. We could get hear next about the super duper poo poo plutonium melting eyes death covid strain. To quote Shawshank “get busy living or get busy dying”.
What is your opinion about Steam Deck?	I really hope it succeeds. It's about time the Switch gets an actual competitor. But let's not get carried away by hype.
What’s something you thought you were getting away with and no one else knew, but you found out later that in reality others knew it the whole time?	A boner the first time I slow-danced with someone.
Recurring dreams, what’s yours?	Can only remember when I have the dream again
What kind of secret society would you like to start?	I can't tell you.
Which cartoon "friends" are you glad aren't yours?	Caiou
What do you think about Google Maps, Apple Maps, and Bing Maps?	Google Maps - It exists. Apple Maps - Was so bad on launch that a bunch of memes were made, and it faded into obscurity in my memory long before it got fixed. Bing Maps....... This is the first I heard of this.
What’s something you did as a kid that you would never let your own kid do?	Exist
[NSFW] What is the most fucked up thing an ex has done to you?	Cheated on me after 4 years if being together and then leaving with all of the money we had in our savings before sending me videos of her and the dude she cheated on me with having sex. She said it was because she fell out of love with me and I was never there. I'm in the army. Edit: I forwarded the videos to her dad and asked him to tell her to stop texting me this shit. Yeah it was an asshole move but fuck her.
What is your favorite cuss word?	Cunt
What fictional character do you relate to on a powerful level?	Ice Bear from We Bare Bears
[Serious] Which tradition-type event of your country is actually toxic/harmful ?	Black Friday. Too many people have died over material objects just to save a couple of bucks.
[Serious] How has therapy affected you?	I’m considering therapy but have never done it, so all answers will be appreciated, positive or negative.
What is one thing you wish your family knew about you?	I’m bisexual but I can’t tell them because they only believe in men to women relationships
What do you do when you really miss an ex for the friendship you both had?	Realize they are an ex for a reason and that it will get better some day
What made you realize that your parent(s) could be a flawed human being?	They used to put crack cocaine in my lunchbox as a condiment
What would make school better?	Shooting
What is something you said or did in the heat of the moment or the aftermath of something you would later seriously feel really bad about?	Was in a gc with my grade while back and girl started attacking and making jokes about some serious family issues I had going on and with pressure from the boys I responded “I hope you die of covid so maybe you can see your dad again”. Not my proudest moment but don’t throw stones from a glass house I guess?
What was that talent you had as a kid that went unfulfilled, and could you have done something with it had you pursued it further?	Artwork. I used to draw like Todd Mcfarlane back in the late 80s, early 90s. I stopped doing it around 95 because as a kid with a talent, everyone expects you to just be free labor. School wants a new mascot, adults want a mascot for their company, every living person wants you to draw them, their house, their car, their dog, that damn thing they can't describe from a dream, EVERYTHING, until you just want to walk the fuck away from it and never touch it again. What's worse is the level of entitlement older people have over your talents, like they somehow have a right to anything you can do simply because they were born first. Don't want to draw something for free for a stranger? Enjoy getting beatings and threats. edit: I forgot to mention having to listen to these same freeloaders constantly tell you how some other kid somewhere else is better than you anyway.
What if we never invented clothes and were naked all the time, would things be less sexualized? And why do you think so?	I think people wouldn’t be as self conscious and I do think things would be less sexualized since it’s all out in the open now.
what is a profession you'd never consider?	Porn
If you could, what age would you like to go back to?	I don’t wanna go back to be a dumber, less wise form of myself.
When did you ask yourself "why on earth did I think that would work"?	After my divorce.
What are socially unacceptable things that the other gender can’t do that one can?	Go on a shirtless run
What's something that smells amazing that shouldn't?	Ever scratched your balls then sniffed it?
How do you stay positive online when pessimism is currently the dominant flavor of internet culture ?	I find people don’t leave comments if they’re happy. Some trolls just want to make people mad or sad or ashamed and find perverse pleasure in that. That drags down the attitude online a lot.
if you were rich, what is something you would do / buy out of cheer spite?	reading lessons. for you.
What is the dumbest thing you did growing up?	I tried to iron my shirt with it on. I still have a burn mark on my stomach.
"Men only want one thing and one thing only." What is that thing?	"Some goddamn peace and quiet." \--my husband
For those who travel a lot, which city has the meanest people and which city has the kindest people?	Meanest: New York Kindest: for me it was most of South Carolina
What happened to full service gas stations? Why are they so rare to come by these days?	I live in Oregon. We aren't allowed to pump our own gas. I know how to but I hate doing it. Its nice in the winter time to pull up, talk to someone and stay in your toasty warm car while someone pumps it for you.
Fellow people in South Koeea, what are your thoughts on the group limiting law?	I’m a Korean-American but my mom lives in Korea. She tells me they’re taking the delta strain very seriously which is good because I would think that a virus spreads like wildfire in such a small country. A group limiting law does sound inconvenient. What are the punishments for being in a large group? And how many people can you be with
What is a lie that had bigger consequences than you expected?	Put on a job application that I spoke Spanish because I did ok at the class in high school, I thought it sounded impressive, and it had nothing to do with my qualifications for the job. First day on, they task me with translating from Spanish to English for a negotiation with an important client. There was no second day.
What’s your favorite mash-up song?	The whole Collision Course album by Jay-Z/Linkin park
What did your country do that gives you second hand embarrassment?	Left the EU
What is the worst response you can say when a hospital worker asks you why your here?	to kill hospital workers
What are some things that smell bad but taste delicious?	Durian, if you are not used to it, it smells like rotting shit. It tastes like a very sweet custardy fruit with a hint of alcohol.
What is you're favorite part of you're favorite song?	Definitely the pre-chorus. I mean the whole song has some great shit, just the pre-chorus has that emotion.
What is the weirdest thing you have found that in the nooks and crannies of the house you moved to?	The house we're in right now had a mouse in the wall when we first moved in. You could hear it scurrying about at night.
People who got out of the friendzone and married their love interest, what's your story?	I woke up
When should one move out from their parents’ house and why?	Depends on your situation and what your relationship with your parents. I would say as soon as you make enough to live alone you should move out. It is a great experience to live by yourself or with roommates specially if you plan on getting a partner it might be the best to not live at home anymore.
What is the best sandwich?	French dip
What is the worst punishment given to a kid?	Death penalty
What is your WiFi's name?	WifiArtThouRomeo
What is the craziest story you always want to fit in almost every conversation but rarely tell?	The first day I ever met my brother-in-law, he showed me his buttlehole.
What is the most ducked up sheet you have ever seen or done at school? [Serious]	Snuck vodka into school. Along with razor blades
What famous quote makes less and less sense each time you think about it?	“If hard work pays off, then why dont mules sleep rich”
What is something that someone said to you that keeps you up at night?	"Keep my name out of your suicide note" Something an ex girlfriend said to me when I caught her cheating and it broke my heart.
What was an unusual "childhood movie" you watched growing up?	I remember watching The land before time religiously as a child, I don’t know how unusual, but it’s pretty sad.
Whats something you heard in a porn that made you laugh out loud?	"But I poop from there” “Not right now you don't!"
Which six pokemon would you carry with you?	Charizard, Feraligatr, Sceptile, Swellow, Espeon, Nidoking. These are my 6 favorite pokemon of all time, and it's my (non competitive, obviously) dream team.
What’s the memory you had as a kid you’d give anything to relive?	winter break in my grandparents’ home with my cousins
Why do you like your favorite style of music?	Rock and metal.
Where do farts go when you hold them in and then the feeling of having to fart goes away?	Well if you're a man they kind of cycle and putrify to come out ten times worse at a later inopportune moment, like in the car on a date. If you're a woman they're absorbed by the bloodstream and concentrated into one of your eggs which will, if later fertilized and born, grow up to be a lawyer or a Republican politician.
You are given the ability to shapeshift, but only once, what would it be and why?	Attractive
What was one of the strangest reasons you felt pride for either yourself or someone else?	When I was younger I worked at this kind of sort of wild gay bar/club. I was pretty naive still at that point in my life and so working there was a little overstimulating, but also educational for me. I mostly worked in the back, but out front the servers wore only their underwear, there was a lot dancing, PDA, etc. That sort of place. One guy who worked there, Angelo, was very handsome and was also known to be straight. Which, was not super unusual actually, I would say the staff was maybe a 60/40 split between gay and straight because gay or straight, if you looked good you were gonna clean up in tips. Anyways, as time goes on, I notice that Angelo is doing a lot of flirting with and, seemingly, going home with, some of the patrons. And, you know, I could understand a little flirting to kind of ingratiate yourself to the clientele, have some fun, but it just seemed a lot more motivated than that and the fact that he was leaving with these guys kind of more so even made me take pause. So one day it's kind of like early in the evening, before things have gotten properly started, so he's still in... clothes and helping me do something in the back and I'm kind of like hey man... just curious... no judgements... but uh like, you know why does it seem like you're always going home with these guys if you're straight? And he stopped and he kind of looked around, to see that we were alone, and then with a sly grin, as if he were about to give me a hot tip or some valuable insider information, he said "Becaaaause, gay guys, have the best meth." And then booped my nose with his finger and then left me there. I was pretty shocked, but was even stranger was that, I caught myself a few days later kind of feeling a little smug about it. I'd never done meth, I've still never done meth, and at that point hadn't even SEEN it, but I still kind of had a bit of a swagger in my step about it. Like, oh, gay guys have the best meth? Hmm, I'm not surprised, we have all the best things. And to realize that I had sort of caught myself in the act of feeling proud about that was a surprise and made me laugh as well.
What's a memorable intro to a show that you watched?	The first tokyo ghoul opening
What's your favourite meal that takes little to no effort to make?	Grilled Cheese
What dose your roommate do that really pisses you off?	25mg
What advice would you give to a teenager?	The little and routine things actually make up most of your day/life so pay close attention to them.
What do your family members do that really pisses you off?	Getting angry when I leave a conversation because they started to light up a cigarette and I am no smoker. I have a sensible nose that starts to bleed sometimes just by having someone next to me smoking.
What are some fun ways to make your work days go faster?	Acid.
What is an old “memory” that might have actually been a dream?	The time I had a full on conversation with a rubber duck. It seemed so real but at the same time I question it everyday. I talked with the duck about quantum physics and how space travel could be achieved by turning light into fuel for thursters.
If you were to get 10 grand right now but only could spend it at one store, which one would you pick and why?	Walmart and buy 10K worth of Visa Gift Cards
What are your pet peeves ?	People that don’t use turn signals. Or people that take up the whole isle with their shopping carts or family members at big box/grocery stores and are oblivious that they are in the way to everyone else. Pay attention and Move over. Same applies to places of travel like theme parks where someone pulls out the map and stands completely in the middle of the walk way.
Supposing every human is born cursed, what's your curse?	I am transgender, my body is the curse
People who don’t take shopping carts back to the shopping cart station and leave them in the middle of the parking lot. Why keeps you from doing so?	Life hack (especially if you have kids): Park next to a cart return rack, not the closest spot to the store!
What change will you give to the story the hare and the tortoise?	I’ll make the hare a world class trained rabbit with laser like focus and dedication to running and he’ll smoke the shit out of that slow ass turtle because that’s called putting your god given talent to use and having good work ethic. The only time a slow ass turtle should win a race vs. a much superior rabbit is if that rabbit is on drugs or drinks alcohol - so kids, if you want to lose all of your god given talent & have a poor work ethic then by all means, do drugs and drink alcohol but one day that slow ass turtle is going to pass you & your ex-wife will call you a loser and your kids will think you’re a loser as well. Is that what you really want? That’s what I thought, now go learn a skill and master that skill or else even a slow ass turtle that spends 23 1/2 hours a day in his shell will have more value in this world than you!
What funny mistakes did you make as a kid?	I took a tip off a restaurant table when I was about 5, only told my mom back in the car, and she took it and put it back, I was mad because “I found it”.
How do you think the world would be different if men were the ones who got pregnant?	Hmm I am concerned
What is that one song that you stop everything to listen to?	"Snuff" by Slipknot and "Fiction" by Avenged Sevenfold. But, I barely ever listen to "Snuff" because I love the song and it's my favourite song of all time right now.
People who walk on escalators, why are you in such a rush?	Places to be, things to do.

What do you do to fight your anxiety?

Masturbate in public

You wake up tomorrow with a note next to your bed saying "You returned to 20 years ago just as you'd wished. Use your time wisely". There is no memory of the future or anything out of ordinary. Would you live your life any differently and how?

This will genuinely fuck me up because of my anxiety, especially cause I don’t remember anything and will probably think 1000 times before taking any decision

Who is the most effective king/ leader/ politician/ president/ prime minister in the history of world civilization?

Gengis Khan or Alexander the Great I think

What constitutes a dislike on YouTube?

Jaystation

When did the real world hit the spoiled rich kid?

Slightly after a Meth pipe

Who’s that person that never turned their back on you even in situations where everyone else did?

I have a friend I’ve known since literal birth, our moms and dads were even friends in highschool. We’re not all that close and don’t hang out regularly but anytime I’ve gone through something she’s been there. In 5th grade I was severely bullied, she was the only person who would talk to me. In 8th grade my mom and I got into a serious car accident all my friends left me bc I wasn’t at school and some stupid boy drama, she stayed by my side. In 11th grade I had serious health issues (a few surgeries) and she was the only one not too embarrassed to talk to the girl in a wheelchair at prom. It’s a comfort to know I can always rely on her.

What is the one question you despise being asked?

What are you thinking about?

How do you eat pussy properly?

Fork and knife

What is a career you wish you chose and why?

If I could start my life over to my literal first day of school, I would have studied my ass off to be a doctor. And yes, simply for the money.

Dads who went out for milk and never came back: what’s your real story?

No fucking milk in stock, still waiting

What smell do you like your clean laundry to smell like?

Nothing. As long as it's clean, that's all I want.

What’s your dream car?

Amg e63s wagon

What advice would you provide to a 27-year-old who is getting divorced?

Lawyer up

If you could redesign the human body, what would you change?

We can regenerate teeth and have a tail that can be used as a third arm

How come people are so cute and cuddly when they come out of the womb?

Many newborns are the ugliest creatures on God’s green earth.

You can time travel to any place in any time but you can only bring 3 things that you own, Where and when do you go and what do you take with you?

I’d go to the 1800s and flex on everyone with my shitty phone

What is the top headline from the day you were born?

how the fuck am I supposed to know that?

What do you have that someone would be willing to kill you for?

Deez Nutz

What is your "One Rule" that you swear you'll never break, and why?

I will never cheat on someone. Because that’s how i feel.

At what point is it acceptable to walk out of a restaurant after ordering because of how long its taking to get your food?

An hour. After an hour there is literally no excuse for taking that long unless you ordered something special.

Regardless of whether you’ve done recreational drugs or not, what would be your best argument against using them if you had to make one?

Any substance can give you euphoria, however you will soon build a higher tolerance and slowly your body will crave it/dependency. It goes from euphoria to withdrawal if I don't take xyz even if I don't get euphoria no more.

What’s it like being the sibling/best friend of a celebrity or sports star?

My sister is a relatively successful actress and was a regular on a TV show meant for 12-16 year olds. The funniest thing is that a ton of her teen fans try to add me on instagram and I'm a 26 year old male. Lotta "nope" there. My sister is really cool though. She works extremely hard and I'm proud of her.

What item do you believe should be given away for free?

feminine products… maybe not completely free but definitely way cheaper than what they’re priced at. in our modern day, many women around the world still do not have access to clean feminine products. 👎

What million dollar idea did you have only to realize it already exists?

Bidet

What is currently inexpensive but will become costly in the near future?

Water eventually

If you could live in any US state, which would it be and why?

South Carolina (on the coast)… willow trees Spanish moss and salt air 🥰🥰

What would someone have to say in a conversation to make you cringe hard?

"You're only like that because you dont have jesus in your life", "you wouldnt be lesbian if you tasted this hard d*ck", "ew but they are * whatever etnicity *"

[Serious] To everyone who has a good life but feels constantly empty/sad/depressed, what’s your story?

My life was almost perfect until 6th grade when reality hit me. I ended up getting raped by my crush in 8th grade (and no it was not what I asked for at all) and it ruined my life.

What have you had your fill of lately?

Covid-19….and all the other strains. The delta variant. I just don’t care anymore. We could get hear next about the super duper poo poo plutonium melting eyes death covid strain. To quote Shawshank “get busy living or get busy dying”.

What is your opinion about Steam Deck?

I really hope it succeeds. It's about time the Switch gets an actual competitor. But let's not get carried away by hype.

What’s something you thought you were getting away with and no one else knew, but you found out later that in reality others knew it the whole time?

A boner the first time I slow-danced with someone.

Recurring dreams, what’s yours?

Can only remember when I have the dream again

What kind of secret society would you like to start?

I can't tell you.

Which cartoon "friends" are you glad aren't yours?

Caiou

What do you think about Google Maps, Apple Maps, and Bing Maps?

Google Maps - It exists. Apple Maps - Was so bad on launch that a bunch of memes were made, and it faded into obscurity in my memory long before it got fixed. Bing Maps....... This is the first I heard of this.

What’s something you did as a kid that you would never let your own kid do?

Exist

[NSFW] What is the most fucked up thing an ex has done to you?

Cheated on me after 4 years if being together and then leaving with all of the money we had in our savings before sending me videos of her and the dude she cheated on me with having sex. She said it was because she fell out of love with me and I was never there. I'm in the army. Edit: I forwarded the videos to her dad and asked him to tell her to stop texting me this shit. Yeah it was an asshole move but fuck her.

What is your favorite cuss word?

Cunt

What fictional character do you relate to on a powerful level?

Ice Bear from We Bare Bears

[Serious] Which tradition-type event of your country is actually toxic/harmful ?

Black Friday. Too many people have died over material objects just to save a couple of bucks.

[Serious] How has therapy affected you?

I’m considering therapy but have never done it, so all answers will be appreciated, positive or negative.

What is one thing you wish your family knew about you?

I’m bisexual but I can’t tell them because they only believe in men to women relationships

What do you do when you really miss an ex for the friendship you both had?

Realize they are an ex for a reason and that it will get better some day

What made you realize that your parent(s) could be a flawed human being?

They used to put crack cocaine in my lunchbox as a condiment

What would make school better?

Shooting

What is something you said or did in the heat of the moment or the aftermath of something you would later seriously feel really bad about?

Was in a gc with my grade while back and girl started attacking and making jokes about some serious family issues I had going on and with pressure from the boys I responded “I hope you die of covid so maybe you can see your dad again”. Not my proudest moment but don’t throw stones from a glass house I guess?

What was that talent you had as a kid that went unfulfilled, and could you have done something with it had you pursued it further?

Artwork. I used to draw like Todd Mcfarlane back in the late 80s, early 90s. I stopped doing it around 95 because as a kid with a talent, everyone expects you to just be free labor. School wants a new mascot, adults want a mascot for their company, every living person wants you to draw them, their house, their car, their dog, that damn thing they can't describe from a dream, EVERYTHING, until you just want to walk the fuck away from it and never touch it again. What's worse is the level of entitlement older people have over your talents, like they somehow have a right to anything you can do simply because they were born first. Don't want to draw something for free for a stranger? Enjoy getting beatings and threats. edit: I forgot to mention having to listen to these same freeloaders constantly tell you how some other kid somewhere else is better than you anyway.

What if we never invented clothes and were naked all the time, would things be less sexualized? And why do you think so?

I think people wouldn’t be as self conscious and I do think things would be less sexualized since it’s all out in the open now.

what is a profession you'd never consider?

Porn

If you could, what age would you like to go back to?

I don’t wanna go back to be a dumber, less wise form of myself.

When did you ask yourself "why on earth did I think that would work"?

After my divorce.

What are socially unacceptable things that the other gender can’t do that one can?

Go on a shirtless run

What's something that smells amazing that shouldn't?

Ever scratched your balls then sniffed it?

How do you stay positive online when pessimism is currently the dominant flavor of internet culture ?

I find people don’t leave comments if they’re happy. Some trolls just want to make people mad or sad or ashamed and find perverse pleasure in that. That drags down the attitude online a lot.

if you were rich, what is something you would do / buy out of cheer spite?

reading lessons. for you.

What is the dumbest thing you did growing up?

I tried to iron my shirt with it on. I still have a burn mark on my stomach.

"Men only want one thing and one thing only." What is that thing?

"Some goddamn peace and quiet." \--my husband

For those who travel a lot, which city has the meanest people and which city has the kindest people?

Meanest: New York Kindest: for me it was most of South Carolina

What happened to full service gas stations? Why are they so rare to come by these days?

I live in Oregon. We aren't allowed to pump our own gas. I know how to but I hate doing it. Its nice in the winter time to pull up, talk to someone and stay in your toasty warm car while someone pumps it for you.

Fellow people in South Koeea, what are your thoughts on the group limiting law?

I’m a Korean-American but my mom lives in Korea. She tells me they’re taking the delta strain very seriously which is good because I would think that a virus spreads like wildfire in such a small country. A group limiting law does sound inconvenient. What are the punishments for being in a large group? And how many people can you be with

What is a lie that had bigger consequences than you expected?

Put on a job application that I spoke Spanish because I did ok at the class in high school, I thought it sounded impressive, and it had nothing to do with my qualifications for the job. First day on, they task me with translating from Spanish to English for a negotiation with an important client. There was no second day.

What’s your favorite mash-up song?

The whole Collision Course album by Jay-Z/Linkin park

What did your country do that gives you second hand embarrassment?

Left the EU

What is the worst response you can say when a hospital worker asks you why your here?

to kill hospital workers

What are some things that smell bad but taste delicious?

Durian, if you are not used to it, it smells like rotting shit. It tastes like a very sweet custardy fruit with a hint of alcohol.

What is you're favorite part of you're favorite song?

Definitely the pre-chorus. I mean the whole song has some great shit, just the pre-chorus has that emotion.

What is the weirdest thing you have found that in the nooks and crannies of the house you moved to?

The house we're in right now had a mouse in the wall when we first moved in. You could hear it scurrying about at night.

People who got out of the friendzone and married their love interest, what's your story?

I woke up

When should one move out from their parents’ house and why?

Depends on your situation and what your relationship with your parents. I would say as soon as you make enough to live alone you should move out. It is a great experience to live by yourself or with roommates specially if you plan on getting a partner it might be the best to not live at home anymore.

What is the best sandwich?

French dip

What is the worst punishment given to a kid?

Death penalty

What is your WiFi's name?

WifiArtThouRomeo

What is the craziest story you always want to fit in almost every conversation but rarely tell?

The first day I ever met my brother-in-law, he showed me his buttlehole.

What is the most ducked up sheet you have ever seen or done at school? [Serious]

Snuck vodka into school. Along with razor blades

What famous quote makes less and less sense each time you think about it?

“If hard work pays off, then why dont mules sleep rich”

What is something that someone said to you that keeps you up at night?

"Keep my name out of your suicide note" Something an ex girlfriend said to me when I caught her cheating and it broke my heart.

What was an unusual "childhood movie" you watched growing up?

I remember watching The land before time religiously as a child, I don’t know how unusual, but it’s pretty sad.

Whats something you heard in a porn that made you laugh out loud?

"But I poop from there” “Not right now you don't!"

Which six pokemon would you carry with you?

Charizard, Feraligatr, Sceptile, Swellow, Espeon, Nidoking. These are my 6 favorite pokemon of all time, and it's my (non competitive, obviously) dream team.

What’s the memory you had as a kid you’d give anything to relive?

winter break in my grandparents’ home with my cousins

Why do you like your favorite style of music?

Rock and metal.

Where do farts go when you hold them in and then the feeling of having to fart goes away?

Well if you're a man they kind of cycle and putrify to come out ten times worse at a later inopportune moment, like in the car on a date. If you're a woman they're absorbed by the bloodstream and concentrated into one of your eggs which will, if later fertilized and born, grow up to be a lawyer or a Republican politician.

You are given the ability to shapeshift, but only once, what would it be and why?

Attractive

What was one of the strangest reasons you felt pride for either yourself or someone else?

When I was younger I worked at this kind of sort of wild gay bar/club. I was pretty naive still at that point in my life and so working there was a little overstimulating, but also educational for me. I mostly worked in the back, but out front the servers wore only their underwear, there was a lot dancing, PDA, etc. That sort of place. One guy who worked there, Angelo, was very handsome and was also known to be straight. Which, was not super unusual actually, I would say the staff was maybe a 60/40 split between gay and straight because gay or straight, if you looked good you were gonna clean up in tips. Anyways, as time goes on, I notice that Angelo is doing a lot of flirting with and, seemingly, going home with, some of the patrons. And, you know, I could understand a little flirting to kind of ingratiate yourself to the clientele, have some fun, but it just seemed a lot more motivated than that and the fact that he was leaving with these guys kind of more so even made me take pause. So one day it's kind of like early in the evening, before things have gotten properly started, so he's still in... clothes and helping me do something in the back and I'm kind of like hey man... just curious... no judgements... but uh like, you know why does it seem like you're always going home with these guys if you're straight? And he stopped and he kind of looked around, to see that we were alone, and then with a sly grin, as if he were about to give me a hot tip or some valuable insider information, he said "Becaaaause, gay guys, have the best meth." And then booped my nose with his finger and then left me there. I was pretty shocked, but was even stranger was that, I caught myself a few days later kind of feeling a little smug about it. I'd never done meth, I've still never done meth, and at that point hadn't even SEEN it, but I still kind of had a bit of a swagger in my step about it. Like, oh, gay guys have the best meth? Hmm, I'm not surprised, we have all the best things. And to realize that I had sort of caught myself in the act of feeling proud about that was a surprise and made me laugh as well.

What's a memorable intro to a show that you watched?

The first tokyo ghoul opening

What's your favourite meal that takes little to no effort to make?

Grilled Cheese

What dose your roommate do that really pisses you off?

25mg

What advice would you give to a teenager?

The little and routine things actually make up most of your day/life so pay close attention to them.

What do your family members do that really pisses you off?

Getting angry when I leave a conversation because they started to light up a cigarette and I am no smoker. I have a sensible nose that starts to bleed sometimes just by having someone next to me smoking.

What are some fun ways to make your work days go faster?

Acid.

What is an old “memory” that might have actually been a dream?

The time I had a full on conversation with a rubber duck. It seemed so real but at the same time I question it everyday. I talked with the duck about quantum physics and how space travel could be achieved by turning light into fuel for thursters.

If you were to get 10 grand right now but only could spend it at one store, which one would you pick and why?

Walmart and buy 10K worth of Visa Gift Cards

What are your pet peeves ?

People that don’t use turn signals. Or people that take up the whole isle with their shopping carts or family members at big box/grocery stores and are oblivious that they are in the way to everyone else. Pay attention and Move over. Same applies to places of travel like theme parks where someone pulls out the map and stands completely in the middle of the walk way.

Supposing every human is born cursed, what's your curse?

I am transgender, my body is the curse

People who don’t take shopping carts back to the shopping cart station and leave them in the middle of the parking lot. Why keeps you from doing so?

Life hack (especially if you have kids): Park next to a cart return rack, not the closest spot to the store!

What change will you give to the story the hare and the tortoise?

I’ll make the hare a world class trained rabbit with laser like focus and dedication to running and he’ll smoke the shit out of that slow ass turtle because that’s called putting your god given talent to use and having good work ethic. The only time a slow ass turtle should win a race vs. a much superior rabbit is if that rabbit is on drugs or drinks alcohol - so kids, if you want to lose all of your god given talent & have a poor work ethic then by all means, do drugs and drink alcohol but one day that slow ass turtle is going to pass you & your ex-wife will call you a loser and your kids will think you’re a loser as well. Is that what you really want? That’s what I thought, now go learn a skill and master that skill or else even a slow ass turtle that spends 23 1/2 hours a day in his shell will have more value in this world than you!

What funny mistakes did you make as a kid?

I took a tip off a restaurant table when I was about 5, only told my mom back in the car, and she took it and put it back, I was mad because “I found it”.

How do you think the world would be different if men were the ones who got pregnant?

Hmm I am concerned

What is that one song that you stop everything to listen to?

"Snuff" by Slipknot and "Fiction" by Avenged Sevenfold. But, I barely ever listen to "Snuff" because I love the song and it's my favourite song of all time right now.

People who walk on escalators, why are you in such a rush?

Places to be, things to do.