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What's the dirtiest, nastiest thing that someone said to you in bed that either ruined the moment or made it better?
I complimented my wife by pointing out that her tits were much bigger than her sister's. Later, she asked me not to point that out anymore, especially during sex.
Would you like to move to other country? If yes to which one and why?
New Zealand. They seem like good blokes.
Which words spoken to you have conjured the strongest emotions in your life?
"Yes, I will marry you!"
People who work in Fast Food would you rather open of close the store? Why?
Open. Cleaning at the end of the day suuuucks so much worse than just getting a bunch of stuff out and turning some shit on.
How do you respond to a message that you haven't replied to in a long time?
"See, what had happened was..."
Suddenly you’re back in 2018 and you know that COVID-19 is fast approaching. What would you do to prepare yourself for the coming months?
Buy stock in virtual meeting hosting companies.
What is the most shameful thing you have done?
I accidentally shit my pants outside a honkytonk bar while trump was being inaugurated
Those who had COVID, what is something you wish you had while recovering?
Tits and ass.
Are you pro or anti paper clip? Why?
if i have to send something physically, i like paperclips over staples because i can rip the pages apart without harming the document. but more importantly, paperclips come in prettier colours
If you could change single thing in your life, what it would be?
My broken brain. Dealing with depression, anxiety, and deep seeded self hate sucks.
What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?
No one agrees with me apparently, but the smell of a child being born. Doctors said it smelled normal, family in the room during my son's birth didn't smell anything out of the ordinary, but I will NEVER forget it. It's undescribably disgusting. It smells like mildew, stagnant water, shit, piss and vomit all melded into one horrific stench that is genuinely burned permanently into the deepest part of my mind. Please, does anyone else agree? I feel like I'm insane and my wife still talks shit about me gagging at the smell and it's been seven years. I've smelled dead human and wild animal bodies, I've smelled charred human flesh, my son rocketed shit into my face, threw up in my mouth, the worst smells imaginable and none have come close to the smell of birth.
What is one song that everyone loves and you hate it to the point that if it was playing you will crash your car?
That "Oh no" Tik Tok song
anyone else find weird how people always ask for a dogs name but not for the owners..?
The dog's probably a lot more interesting
What's a red flag you look for in a potential partner that others might choose to ignore?
Anyone who can’t stay single for a while. If you can’t handle being alone(that desperate/constant need to have someone in your life)….you certainly are not going to be able to have a healthy and stable relationship when the time is right.
What is your all time comfort food?
Mac 'n cheese
Are you most attracted to a specific body type on a person? What do you think shaped this attraction?
I have more diverse preferences for girls, but for guys I'm only into twinks. Any flab or beard is a turn down.
How is today Monday already?
It’s 7am shit up
What are the pro’s and con’s of learning a foreign language in college?
I wouldn't think there's a con tbh
What is a good job for someone with severe depression and social anxiety?
Believe it or not, corporate digital marketing. Can be mindless data entry, can be fun design projects. No real need to interact directly with customers or generate leads since the sales team usually takes care of that end. As an added bonus, you get expensive software for free, usually work from home, and unless you want management you shouldn’t have many if any subordinates.
What's something that you said in the past that massively impacted your life?
I do
What's that one song, no matter how much you listen to it, that never gets old?
Mr Brightside
What's on your mind when you hear "Mexican"?
Tacos
What is a song that still hits you in the feels because of an old memory?
And Forever by America Cuz this girl (2010-2011), as you see. Took me a good year to really recover from that one. She had something most unusual. I'll spare you here, but yeah.
What do you think World War 3 will be over?
Water.
What lyrics to a song did you sing wrong for years before noticing?
"I Found a Way" by Drake Bell uses realign instead of realize.
Why my post unable to getting upvot & awardee?
Because you don't pay attention to the little squiggly red marks underneath your words.
What's your favourite band? (using only emojis to describe them)
👑🩸
What are your thoughts on secret admirers? A thing of the past, is it creepy, is it cute?
It's cute when they are just someone who likes you who is shy. it's not cute when they are harassing you. The difference is a nice gesture vs. repeated unwanted gestures.
Ladies, what do you think of the male body?
When a Japanese female cartoonist saw a naked man for the first time, she thought what a functional and beautiful body he had. She was an art student, and I think she was drawing a naked man. And she drew men's muscles beautifully at a time when Japanese girls' manga did not depict men's muscles at all. The men she draws are very cool.
Would you ever get back with someone who cheated on you?
No wtf
What’s your favorite food?
Whatever is in front of me when I’m hungry :p
What gives you goosebumps immediately?
blood borne on pc
How are you preparing for monkey pox(1 case in Dallas)?
oh great more hysteria
How powerful a firearm would be in the Harry Potter universe?
“Avada keda-“ BANG
Fuck you, fuck u Biden loving liberal ass, the vaccine is bull shit
The answer is Trump lost.
What's your favourite band portrayed by emojis?
🌌 + 🙏
Found out that a friend has been hitting their SO. As a close friend to both, what would you do?
Do you really want to stay friends with someone that abuses their SO? You gotta check your morals, buddy.
What really gets your serotonin going?
Zoloft
What made you say "such a poser"?
Black Widow
What is something fun you did with your friends that you will never forget?
weekend trip to a resort place by the sea, with lots booze and drugs….
[Serious] True crime enthusiasts, what is the best true crime doc out there in your opinion?
The jinx. I think it’s HBO’s
How do you think the world will end?
It will get consumed by the sun
If you could transform into a non-mythical creature at will, but still retain your intelligence, what creature would you transform into?
An attractive human.
What movie will you be crying at the end of?
The Room
What would be the worst thing you can be reincarnated as?
Myself.
What’s a habit that you will like to have?
Being a morning person
What is the best golf tip/advice you've ever learned?
In the words of the great chubs “it’s all in the hips”
Men and woman who have served in the armed forces what is the scariest thing you have seen ?
Sex and the City 2
What is your favorite rap/hip hop song?
Right now, it's "Vaseline" by Ice Cube.
What is something you wish you could forget, but never will?
A lot of things where I acted weird in my childhood. I can remember way to much things from my childhood that keep me up at night where i think to myself “why the hell did I do that” or other things, even tho I know I can’t change a thing or that this shit brought me here
This is probably a common question but you hear stats often cited for both men and woman. How often do you masterbate? How do you do it?
Once a day usually. I switch between watching porn, reading erotica, and using my imagination.
If you are a parent paying for your child's college education, how do you afford it?
My parents worked their butts off and saved up. They were frugal and managed to make fresh meals (no eating out) growing up.
What temperature is room temperature?
69
what is the most evil, but legal thing you do?
I grab more straws than I need.
What is considered being weird?
Having weird in your name like Weird Al
how does muscle milk come from muscular cows?
They make the cows do push-ups daily.
What are some creepy things you've seen in games whether it being: Easter eggs, creepypastas, theories, creepy games, etc.?
One of the creepiest things I remember from Minecraft are the creepy disks. Especially the one where it sounds like a player is running from something is so haunting.
What's the one unforgettable phrase that your ex told you?
I was debating with her about some political crap and it was something about sexism. She disagreed with one of my statements about the struggles of being a man compared to women (something like that I don’t remember the specifics leading to the statement), and when she was getting nowhere with me, she essentially told me I couldn’t possibly understand cause I was a man. Such a hypocritical statement within the context of the situation had me laughing.
Is there a way where one can record a google meet lecture with audio while the person can study something else in the background?
OBS
[Serious] Why most American Parents circumcise their children/babies ?
Traditional child abuse. You cant buy it blue or pink clothes because thats oppressing its sex, but you can defy nature and before the baby can even walk remove part of their skin.
What according to you are some of the coolest sounding words?
Discombobulated, snarky or conniption fit.
Is it a reasonable position to say “If you don’t have a solution, don’t bring up a problem?” Why or why not?
I think it depends on if the problem is well known. No one likes the guy who just repeats the problem that everyone already is aware of. However, if it's alerting people of unknown problems then don't wait for a solution.
What is the weirdest thing you best friend has ever done to you?
He was the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with
Your age is how much battery life you have used up out of 100% , how much power do you have left?
I’m not even lying, hand on my heart, 69%
What Loophole Did You Find And Exploit?
In Command and Conquer Tiberium Dawn the enemy AI thinks sandbags are impossible terrain. They will not attack sandbags so I walled in their base whenever I have a difficult mission.
What are your thoughts on whether two people can be made for each other or not?
one of my friends once told me that they believe that soul mates are forged, not born, and i really like where that comes from. I've always believed that there are tons of people we could be compatible with, but the good times and bad times and things we go through with someone grows a relationship and absolutely outweighs an idea of destiny imo
If life was a TV show about you, what would today's episode be called?
Here We Go Again.
What is the best joke that you know?
My life
What was the most boring video game you've ever played in your life?
RDR2. I got about an hour in and never played it again.
In your opinion, what’s the best diet for everyone?
There's no best diet for everyone.
What songs would y’all recommend for a sex playlist?
A playlist for sex? What is that, like two songs? Amirite guys…?
What are some of Insider Secrets your Company is Hiding From Customers?
At the retail store I work for college money at, we have a waste bin for trash and a bag recycling bin where customers can throw in used plastic bags to be "recycled". We throw away both bins.
What name have you seen that makes you think, “That person’s parents must hate them”?
Abcde pronounced Absidy
People who have lived in both the 1900's and 2000's, which century do you prefer and why?
I love the early 1930's
Asking for a friend: why would someone's nutsack smell like corn tortillas?
Like dog paws? That is the smell of warmed bacteria.
What would you do if you found yourself stuck in a nightmare, you are fully aware what is happening around you but have no idea why?
Like usual, wake up and think, fuck you ex
How would humankind react if every person born after today had twice the average intelligence as humans alive today ?
When they were old enough, they'd dehumanize the rest of us and likely enslave us.
What are some interview lines(like pickup lines but for interviews) you know of?
*How you doin*
Who is your favorite detective from “Law and Order: Special Victims Unit”?
Elliot Stabler
What is your least favorite condiment ?
Mustard
What's the most cringe thing you did as a teen?
I sang a love song to my crush in front of the whole class... that obviously didn't end well
How did you find out Santa wasn't real?
Wait...what?
[Serious] What's one small action someone can take to help the environment?
Not littering.
What is the meaning of yeet?
Defenestrate but not as dramatic and not always involving windows.
What was your craziest “gut feeling” moment?
I was prolly 10 walking around a store away from my mom, this one guy just gave me a horrible feeling so I made sure to walk in the other direction as fast as I could. I got away it still freaks me out now
Where will you be in 2040?
Six feet under
In the light of how popular site like O-F are , in a virtual sexual context of sexual pleasure, do guys prefer overly trash-sexual phrases/ talk , even if clearly fake and for shock value , or is a calm normal composure maybe is more attractive ? you would sub more to what type personally ?
Trashy talk turns me off. More subtle sounds ring truer in my ears. That being said, ASMR does nothing for me since the sounds aren’t coupled with actions. Also will never sub to an OF ever. Not worth fake attraction in my eyes.
Which gender has it better overall?
Overalls are comfy for both.
What would be your absolute dream job?
professional marijuana tester
How come it’s okay to be any race on twitter except for straight?
We’ll probably because straight isn’t a race.
Would it be weird if someone texted you saying they thought about you? Why?
I wish that they did honestly
Developers, what's something that is completely impossible to program?
General Purpose Artificial Intelligence
(Serious) What is your favorite word?
Fuck because I can fucking say it in every fucking sentence and it would still make fucking sense
If one teacher cannot teach all subjects , why is one child expected to study all subjects ?
It’s not like you’re expected to become an expert in every subject
What is really bad to give your dog or cat that alot of people give them without knowing?
Cooked Turkey. It can cause pancreatitis.
What is your opinion on forced diversity characters in tv shows and movies?
Cringe for the viewer, smart for the company $$.
In Your Version of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, What's Going On Over At The Island of Misfit Toys?
Oh, you mean the Dildo island? Where Stormella take her annual vacation?
What is the biggest plot hole you’ve seen in any movie, book or game?
I don't know about plot holes but the book Holes has a big hole plot.
What is the dumbest thing that has come out of your mouth?
Went to an Asian restaurant in my town with a pretty huge order because I had family over. Read my list to the nice Asian lady behind the counter. She asks me to give her the list in her extremely thick accent. Want to ask "Can you read my handwriting?", because my handwriting truly is trash. What comes out is "You can read?", my voice tinged with disbelief for some reason.
You showed something to your cat, now it's a tiger. What did you show to your cat?
A video on Pokemon evolution.