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What's the dumbest and most unnecessary Wikipedia article?	There’s an anime bath scene wiki. That’s pretty strange.
What kind of intrusive thoughts do you get while sitting on the latrin?	I often wonder if I’ll be ready for spontaneous receptive anal intercourse after I’m done.
What comedian do a lot of people think is funny that you don't find funny?	Kevin Hart
What words look like they are spelled wrong?	Colonel.
What's your favorite example of someone being mean, but thus being effortlessly and unintentionally funny?	Me all the time. I can freely insult anyone that knows me and they think I'm kidding. It's nice and an easy way to vent
Who wants to hear a compliment? Share something about yourself of show a picture?	I’ll give everyone that responds a genuine compliment
What is the wisest thing you've heard from someone your age?	“Ignore that bitch. She’s just an attention seeking whore who thinks she’s the shit”
What was somthing normal 5-20 years ago that now people's mind goes blank when seeing?	"Please be kind -- rewind"
People in long marriages, what is a non-sexual thing your spouse does that never fails to turn you on?	When she sings and dances and is goofy and thinks I'm not watching. I think she's so cute when she's comfortable and happy and joking.
A psychological effect where if one won't do it, then everybody won't do it. Same goes the other way around. What is this called?	Bystander effect.
Why do you want her to step on you?	On my thighs or stomach before laying down to sleep on me. Also, she's my cat.
Teachers, who was the most annoying and over-dramatic parent you have seen?	When we were closed for Covid. Some parents were asking us to open because they had to go to work and had no childcare therefore they weren’t working. And we had this one mom demanding we open because it was super hard to go get her nails done or go shopping with her children there….like crying because she didn’t know what to do with them so she need us to open now.
Why do you think some countries have left handed people while others have right handed ones?	What? My country has both.
What's something you love but everyone else hates?	Walking out in the rain and getting soaked. Except the feet, they stay dry.
What's your favorite cream cheese spread?	Strawberry
Can you trick or reroute mice outside of your house by leaving them food somewhere? In a similar manner as you can redirect invading ants outside by leaving something like sugar water a little ways from your home? Or any other tips/DIY removals, can't get to store for a while?	I have outside cats so not much makes it in. When they do, the cats get to stay inside. They prefer to laze around but on occasion they rise to a murder.
Does God have a gender? Why or why not?	It says him like 17 billion times, so he must be a woman
What is the best part of being alive for you?	Sleep/dreams, by far.
What was the best sex you've had?	Meet him, introduced to BDSM and other kink. My one that got away 😅
What Youtube titles instantly forced you to click?	anything with "baby owl" in the title
For people born before the 2000s, what was your childhood like?	Perfect for children. Playing outside. Scraped knees. Interacting with everything. Actual happiness. Not just happiness from validation
What song made you feel nostalgia for a time you weren't born in?	Any song by Motley Crue. Or Twisted Sister.
What are some of the funniest aptronyms (amusingly appropriate names) that you've come across?	There's a blooper news video where the newscaster can't stop laughing because the feelgood segment he's reporting on features a piglet named Chris P. Bacon.
Who would win in a fight with Ronald and the colonel?	The Colonel obviously has military experience; hence his rank. So, the Colonel, naturally
What would you do if someone in Russia took a dump in a toilet on the last day of February on a leap year?	I'm sure many people living in Russia have done exactly that. Good for them.
[Serious] Anyone who still found love after constant porn consumption?	Can’t speak from experience since I was never that deep in with porn but those that are/were can tell you that it’s possible if you acknowledge the harmful portrayals of sex and the addictive nature of the content and remove yourself from it. There’s a healing process involved but you are worthy of loving and being loved.
If you were told when you will die, however, you cannot prevent it from happening. What changes to your everyday life would you make?	Depends entirely on how close the date was. If it were something close, I'd quit my job and get rid of everything that can't be used. Done with that, I'd spend the rest of the time enjoying life.
Your username is how you find love, what's your love story?	Bruh I would get chased by a lot of gold diggers
What free things do you take advantage of when you go out?	The oxygen that I breathe in
What's a mundane or trivial part of your culture that you love?	Little regional slang. For example, my college buddy and I have been friends for 7 years, he’s from west Texas and I’m from Houston. We just realized we both say “deal” when referring to arbitrary objects. Like say there are keys on a dresser or something and someone asks where they are, we’d both point in that direction and say “oh they’re over on the deal”.
If you could timetravel back in time to meet yourself as a kid and have a 5 minutes to talk, what would you talk about?	Buy Bitcoin lots of it. I know you don't understand but trust me. I'll explain how.
What’s the worst thing you ate by accident?	Raisins in pizza 🤮🤮
If animals could talk which would be the rudest?	Geese already sound like they’re talkin shit
How often do you break something glass in your kitchen?	Pretty rarely, maybe once a year.
If you had to introduce someone to Kpop, what three MV would you tell them to watch?	nct u - seventh sense, red velvet - bad boy, and chungha - snapping
What's the most uncomfortable situation you've ever found yourself in?	Was at a party. A chick that friend zoned me was there and was making out with a dude right in front of me. That bitch
What is your favorite slang word right now?	"twank". if its another language, no idea what it means. it just popped into my head one day while playing a game.
What are things that you think are normal but become really strange when you do them repeatedly?	Masturbate
What's something that feels better than cleaning both ears at the same time with Q-tips?	Scratching a mosquito bite
You are forced to go away to summer a summer camp named after your username, what's the camp like?	Exactly like this
You can make a superhero (or villain) and give it a name and power but reply's can decide everything else about it, who do you make?	Shard can turn his body to diamond, and channel lightning cosmically through the pressure system naturally.
People who say they don’t care about money, what do you care about?	The experience wasting that money gives me.
What animal has beat evolution? As in, which animal has it the best? Low infant mortality, low amounts of violence or injury, low chance of meeting a violent end, low disease, starvation, stress, etc..?	humans. there are fucking billions of us despite what they say
If every relationship has a reacher and a settler, which one are you in your relationship?	both. it's called an age difference.
Everyone has that cringe moment in life that pops into your head when they're trying to sleep at night, what is yours?	Didn't know there was other languages in 2nd grade, there was 3 kids speaking Spanish I thought they were bableing and yelled to them WING BANG, WEE MA NO KA POOEY... they stared at me for a long period of time
In what way would you most like to become famous?	Margot Robbie’s trophy husband.
What's that one thing that unproven that you just know is true?	Epstein didn't kill himself
What would you say if the Homeless kid in school said ima go home?	I'd say " See ya tomorrow" sounds like they have enough problems without my bullshit.
What flavor did a company release that made you think, “What in the world were they thinking?”	Thanksgiving dinner flavored candy corn. Who thought that needed to exist? It was turkey, green bean, stuffing, glazed carrots, sweet potato pie and I think cranberry sauce flavored pieces of candy corn. While cranberry sauce isn’t that terrible, and maybe not sweet potato pie being that bad the others… who would buy that?
What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?	Manbearpig It's super super cereal
If kids in a school yard were playing baseball next to a horse ranch and a fly ball pelted a horse in the nuts what makes this funny?	Animal cruelty isn't funny. But nut shots are nearly universally funny.
People with partners who cheated on you, how did you find/ learn about it?	Got a message from an anonymous person that knew a lot of personal stuff about me and her. Was honestly really really unsettling. Said he had known her for about a year before I had. Told me a bunch of stuff that basically flipped everything upside down and into another dimension of lies, deciet...I am seeking therapy over it cause honestly I'm like. Idk I'm extremely traumatized and I have no shame in admitting that. Unfathomable how a person can just....there's no word for it. It's like 1st degree murder but to a soul. How do I even get my soul back? She seems to be chugging right along as if that part of our lives was just a bad dream one night....
What is your biggest regret?	A white crane with a six foot wingspan EDIT - correction, that was my biggest Egret
Replace part of a movie’s title with the word butthole, what is the title now?	Butthole
What is the worst food you have tasted in your life?	It isn't food, but a drink. Kombucha is utterly disgusting.
What’s an event going on that more people should know about ?	Local voting days. Make it easier to vote.
Who is in the mood?	This fucking Swiss cheese and ham sandwich making me act Up
In what ways, if any, has watching porn made you a better lover? (Serious)	Anatomy Lessons
What is your worst nightmare?	Not sure if you're asking about legit nightmares or imagining something, but when I was a kid I used to suffer from sleep paralysis.. I don't wish that upon anybody! If you're speaking as if imagining something, it would probably have something to do with spiders for me. Absolutely terrified of them!
How is it possible for men to tan with body hair but women cant?	Women can.
How do you support someone who lost a loved one/pet?	Just listen, don’t try to fix don’t try to offer solutions just listen and hug
How does one obtain toasted bread?	I like to burn it in the oven and then scratch off the burnt parts with a fork only to find the middle part which hasn't even been toasted and then eat that because i hate toast Edit: Ij thuink i gve myslef a stroake
You have to fight the last video game boss you beat, but you’re you, no special powers. How screwed are you?	Alright wario is a son of a both but I think I got it
What’s the last thing that pissed you off but amuses you now?	How many people defend Biden
What advice would you give to a person getting divorced at 27?	It’s better to catch a bad relationship earlier in life than way later. Know that you still have value and you matter
What is a childhood memory that your parents tell you about that you don't remember?	When I was four, an old lady I didn't know took me home from the mall, and left her very similar-looking grandson there. There was a whole police search, and a news station talked to my parents, though nothing aired. I don't remember a thing about it.
What is the most Aladeen news you have ever gotten?	I am HIV Aladeen
Which country has the best cars?	Germany
How would world gov react if alens cam on aarth?	Nice try alien.
What do you do if your boyfriend is giving the ultimatum to improve anxiety yet you are trying to improve your mental health and he also has mental health issues?	Therapy for the both of yous.
What is something or somewhere in your country that Americans ruined?	The whole country. I am American.
What is the most cring channel?	Ah yes. Cring. Round of applause!!!
What color would you associate with 37? How about 73?	37 green 73 yellow
If you had control over society/the world, what would you do?	Everyone must do the YMCA dance one a week or suffer capital level punishment.
What is the most cring actor ?	Seth Rogen
What sort of tattoo or other fashion statement keeps you from taking a person seriously?	If they have a "Only God Can Judge Me" tat, 9 times out of 10 they are a piece of shit you should avoid at all cost.
Prison guards, what is your craziest/funniest story when dealing with an inmate?	Had an insane try to give himself a pleasure bump with a domino and dirty blade. Ya it got infected, and he's got like half a dick. Dumbass.
People who ran away from boarding schools, what's your story?	Now two people have commented, can we get a third?
What is wrong with cumming on the carpet floor?	No one wants crusty carpet.
What can you never have enough of?	Happiness
What is one heartwarming story that changed you?	For me it was when I was at golden spoon and I was like 7 years old and I went to pay for my yogurt but I came up 6 cents short and I was so sad but the guy at the counter pitched in 6 cents and gave me my yogurt
how does one pill back a banana?	I had a stroke reading this.
Have you ever worked with a dirty cop? If so, what happened?	He didn’t wash his hands.
What moment in your life made you say, "Yea, I need help."?	That I haven't overcome being backstabbed after 15 years
What would the world be like if jesus was a dictator that told other countries what to do?	Idk ask Texas
If you could add a letter to the alphabet, what would it be?	A letter that makes the beginning sound in the name Jaque
When is less better?	Being shot or stabbed.
Your username is how you saved the world. How’d you do it?	uh
The human population is now starting to decline. What do you all do now?	Keep it going? There's too many of us as it is.
Who, in your opinion, is the greatest living scientist? And also, who is the greatest living theologian?	Not living but I'd say Hans Kammler and Aleister Crowley
What was your college roomate like?	He jacked it incessantly.
If your little brother sent you a video, what would it be?	Probably asking for money
What is the most embarrassing crush you've had on someone that doesn't exist?	I'll go first, Manolo from The Book of Life
You were taken back to when YouTube was just getting popular. What videos will you start uploading the get the fastest subscriber count?	A cooking show all about foods from TV and movies.
Why would you do that?	Look his name was Todd and you know damn well my history with all Todd's runs deep. *HE GOT WHAT HE FUCKING DESERVED!*
What is a goal that you have that realistically you cant complete?	Can i make my body so resistant against spicy pepers that i can eat a raw ghost peper
What is a really good TV show and why?	Futurama. If you want a good Sci-fi animated comedy show that doesn't get stale like other cartoon comedies from the 90s, try Futurama.
What’s one meal you can’t cook?	I don't understand the cereal. I mean the box doesn't say how long you microwave them?! That's the only way I know how to do food.
What’s the most polite thing a guest has done in your house?	Doing all the dishes after we ate. They do this everytime they're over. It's nice.
Do fish think when we catch them they are being abducted by aliens?	Are you a fish?

What's the dumbest and most unnecessary Wikipedia article?

There’s an anime bath scene wiki. That’s pretty strange.

What kind of intrusive thoughts do you get while sitting on the latrin?

I often wonder if I’ll be ready for spontaneous receptive anal intercourse after I’m done.

What comedian do a lot of people think is funny that you don't find funny?

Kevin Hart

What words look like they are spelled wrong?

Colonel.

What's your favorite example of someone being mean, but thus being effortlessly and unintentionally funny?

Me all the time. I can freely insult anyone that knows me and they think I'm kidding. It's nice and an easy way to vent

Who wants to hear a compliment? Share something about yourself of show a picture?

I’ll give everyone that responds a genuine compliment

What is the wisest thing you've heard from someone your age?

“Ignore that bitch. She’s just an attention seeking whore who *thinks* she’s the shit”

What was somthing normal 5-20 years ago that now people's mind goes blank when seeing?

*"Please be kind -- rewind"*

People in long marriages, what is a non-sexual thing your spouse does that never fails to turn you on?

When she sings and dances and is goofy and thinks I'm not watching. I think she's so cute when she's comfortable and happy and joking.

A psychological effect where if one won't do it, then everybody won't do it. Same goes the other way around. What is this called?

Bystander effect.

Why do you want her to step on you?

On my thighs or stomach before laying down to sleep on me. Also, she's my cat.

Teachers, who was the most annoying and over-dramatic parent you have seen?

When we were closed for Covid. Some parents were asking us to open because they had to go to work and had no childcare therefore they weren’t working. And we had this one mom demanding we open because it was super hard to go get her nails done or go shopping with her children there….like crying because she didn’t know what to do with them so she need us to open now.

Why do you think some countries have left handed people while others have right handed ones?

What? My country has both.

What's something you love but everyone else hates?

Walking out in the rain and getting soaked. Except the feet, they stay dry.

What's your favorite cream cheese spread?

Strawberry

Can you trick or reroute mice outside of your house by leaving them food somewhere? In a similar manner as you can redirect invading ants outside by leaving something like sugar water a little ways from your home? Or any other tips/DIY removals, can't get to store for a while?

I have outside cats so not much makes it in. When they do, the cats get to stay inside. They prefer to laze around but on occasion they rise to a murder.

Does God have a gender? Why or why not?

It says him like 17 billion times, so he must be a woman

What is the best part of being alive for you?

Sleep/dreams, by far.

What was the best sex you've had?

Meet him, introduced to BDSM and other kink. My one that got away 😅

What Youtube titles instantly forced you to click?

anything with "baby owl" in the title

For people born before the 2000s, what was your childhood like?

Perfect for children. Playing outside. Scraped knees. Interacting with everything. Actual happiness. Not just happiness from validation

What song made you feel nostalgia for a time you weren't born in?

Any song by Motley Crue. Or Twisted Sister.

What are some of the funniest aptronyms (amusingly appropriate names) that you've come across?

There's a blooper news video where the newscaster can't stop laughing because the feelgood segment he's reporting on features a piglet named Chris P. Bacon.

Who would win in a fight with Ronald and the colonel?

The Colonel *obviously* has military experience; hence his rank. So, the Colonel, naturally

What would you do if someone in Russia took a dump in a toilet on the last day of February on a leap year?

I'm sure many people living in Russia have done exactly that. Good for them.

[Serious] Anyone who still found love after constant porn consumption?

Can’t speak from experience since I was never that deep in with porn but those that are/were can tell you that it’s possible if you acknowledge the harmful portrayals of sex and the addictive nature of the content and remove yourself from it. There’s a healing process involved but you are worthy of loving and being loved.

If you were told when you will die, however, you cannot prevent it from happening. What changes to your everyday life would you make?

Depends entirely on how close the date was. If it were something close, I'd quit my job and get rid of everything that can't be used. Done with that, I'd spend the rest of the time enjoying life.

Your username is how you find love, what's your love story?

Bruh I would get chased by a lot of gold diggers

What free things do you take advantage of when you go out?

The oxygen that I breathe in

What's a mundane or trivial part of your culture that you love?

Little regional slang. For example, my college buddy and I have been friends for 7 years, he’s from west Texas and I’m from Houston. We just realized we both say “deal” when referring to arbitrary objects. Like say there are keys on a dresser or something and someone asks where they are, we’d both point in that direction and say “oh they’re over on the deal”.

If you could timetravel back in time to meet yourself as a kid and have a 5 minutes to talk, what would you talk about?

Buy Bitcoin lots of it. I know you don't understand but trust me. I'll explain how.

What’s the worst thing you ate by accident?

Raisins in pizza 🤮🤮

If animals could talk which would be the rudest?

Geese already sound like they’re talkin shit

How often do you break something glass in your kitchen?

Pretty rarely, maybe once a year.

If you had to introduce someone to Kpop, what three MV would you tell them to watch?

nct u - seventh sense, red velvet - bad boy, and chungha - snapping

What's the most uncomfortable situation you've ever found yourself in?

Was at a party. A chick that friend zoned me was there and was making out with a dude right in front of me. That bitch

What is your favorite slang word right now?

"twank". if its another language, no idea what it means. it just popped into my head one day while playing a game.

What are things that you think are normal but become really strange when you do them repeatedly?

Masturbate

What's something that feels better than cleaning both ears at the same time with Q-tips?

Scratching a mosquito bite

You are forced to go away to summer a summer camp named after your username, what's the camp like?

Exactly like this

You can make a superhero (or villain) and give it a name and power but reply's can decide everything else about it, who do you make?

Shard can turn his body to diamond, and channel lightning cosmically through the pressure system naturally.

People who say they don’t care about money, what do you care about?

The experience wasting that money gives me.

What animal has beat evolution? As in, which animal has it the best? Low infant mortality, low amounts of violence or injury, low chance of meeting a violent end, low disease, starvation, stress, etc..?

humans. there are fucking billions of us despite what they say

If every relationship has a reacher and a settler, which one are you in your relationship?

both. it's called an age difference.

Everyone has that cringe moment in life that pops into your head when they're trying to sleep at night, what is yours?

Didn't know there was other languages in 2nd grade, there was 3 kids speaking Spanish I thought they were bableing and yelled to them WING BANG, WEE MA NO KA POOEY... they stared at me for a long period of time

In what way would you most like to become famous?

Margot Robbie’s trophy husband.

What's that one thing that unproven that you just know is true?

Epstein didn't kill himself

What would you say if the Homeless kid in school said ima go home?

I'd say " See ya tomorrow" sounds like they have enough problems without my bullshit.

What flavor did a company release that made you think, “What in the world were they thinking?”

Thanksgiving dinner flavored candy corn. Who thought that needed to exist? It was turkey, green bean, stuffing, glazed carrots, sweet potato pie and I think cranberry sauce flavored pieces of candy corn. While cranberry sauce isn’t that terrible, and maybe not sweet potato pie being that bad the others… who would buy that?

What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

Manbearpig It's super super cereal

If kids in a school yard were playing baseball next to a horse ranch and a fly ball pelted a horse in the nuts what makes this funny?

Animal cruelty isn't funny. But nut shots are nearly universally funny.

People with partners who cheated on you, how did you find/ learn about it?

Got a message from an anonymous person that knew a lot of personal stuff about me and her. Was honestly really really unsettling. Said he had known her for about a year before I had. Told me a bunch of stuff that basically flipped everything upside down and into another dimension of lies, deciet...I am seeking therapy over it cause honestly I'm like. Idk I'm extremely traumatized and I have no shame in admitting that. Unfathomable how a person can just....there's no word for it. It's like 1st degree murder but to a soul. How do I even get my soul back? She seems to be chugging right along as if that part of our lives was just a bad dream one night....

What is your biggest regret?

A white crane with a six foot wingspan EDIT - correction, that was my biggest Egret

Replace part of a movie’s title with the word butthole, what is the title now?

Butthole

What is the worst food you have tasted in your life?

It isn't food, but a drink. Kombucha is utterly disgusting.

What’s an event going on that more people should know about ?

Local voting days. Make it easier to vote.

Who is in the mood?

This fucking Swiss cheese and ham sandwich making me act Up

In what ways, if any, has watching porn made you a better lover? (Serious)

Anatomy Lessons

What is your worst nightmare?

Not sure if you're asking about legit nightmares or imagining something, but when I was a kid I used to suffer from sleep paralysis.. I don't wish that upon anybody! If you're speaking as if imagining something, it would probably have something to do with spiders for me. Absolutely terrified of them!

How is it possible for men to tan with body hair but women cant?

Women can.

How do you support someone who lost a loved one/pet?

Just listen, don’t try to fix don’t try to offer solutions just listen and hug

How does one obtain toasted bread?

I like to burn it in the oven and then scratch off the burnt parts with a fork only to find the middle part which hasn't even been toasted and then eat that because i hate toast Edit: Ij thuink i gve myslef a stroake

You have to fight the last video game boss you beat, but you’re you, no special powers. How screwed are you?

Alright wario is a son of a both but I think I got it

What’s the last thing that pissed you off but amuses you now?

How many people defend Biden

What advice would you give to a person getting divorced at 27?

It’s better to catch a bad relationship earlier in life than way later. Know that you still have value and you matter

What is a childhood memory that your parents tell you about that you don't remember?

When I was four, an old lady I didn't know took me home from the mall, and left her very similar-looking grandson there. There was a whole police search, and a news station talked to my parents, though nothing aired. I don't remember a thing about it.

What is the most Aladeen news you have ever gotten?

I am HIV Aladeen

Which country has the best cars?

Germany

How would world gov react if alens cam on aarth?

Nice try alien.

What do you do if your boyfriend is giving the ultimatum to improve anxiety yet you are trying to improve your mental health and he also has mental health issues?

Therapy for the both of yous.

What is something or somewhere in your country that Americans ruined?

The whole country. I am American.

What is the most cring channel?

Ah yes. Cring. Round of applause!!!

What color would you associate with 37? How about 73?

37 green 73 yellow

If you had control over society/the world, what would you do?

Everyone must do the YMCA dance one a week or suffer capital level punishment.

What is the most cring actor ?

Seth Rogen

What sort of tattoo or other fashion statement keeps you from taking a person seriously?

If they have a "Only God Can Judge Me" tat, 9 times out of 10 they are a piece of shit you should avoid at all cost.

Prison guards, what is your craziest/funniest story when dealing with an inmate?

Had an insane try to give himself a pleasure bump with a domino and dirty blade. Ya it got infected, and he's got like half a dick. Dumbass.

People who ran away from boarding schools, what's your story?

Now two people have commented, can we get a third?

What is wrong with cumming on the carpet floor?

No one wants crusty carpet.

What can you never have enough of?

Happiness

What is one heartwarming story that changed you?

For me it was when I was at golden spoon and I was like 7 years old and I went to pay for my yogurt but I came up 6 cents short and I was so sad but the guy at the counter pitched in 6 cents and gave me my yogurt

how does one pill back a banana?

I had a stroke reading this.

Have you ever worked with a dirty cop? If so, what happened?

He didn’t wash his hands.

What moment in your life made you say, "Yea, I need help."?

That I haven't overcome being backstabbed after 15 years

What would the world be like if jesus was a dictator that told other countries what to do?

Idk ask Texas

If you could add a letter to the alphabet, what would it be?

A letter that makes the beginning sound in the name Jaque

When is less better?

Being shot or stabbed.

Your username is how you saved the world. How’d you do it?

uh

The human population is now starting to decline. What do you all do now?

Keep it going? There's too many of us as it is.

Who, in your opinion, is the greatest living scientist? And also, who is the greatest living theologian?

Not living but I'd say Hans Kammler and Aleister Crowley

What was your college roomate like?

He jacked it incessantly.

If your little brother sent you a video, what would it be?

Probably asking for money

What is the most embarrassing crush you've had on someone that doesn't exist?

I'll go first, Manolo from The Book of Life

You were taken back to when YouTube was just getting popular. What videos will you start uploading the get the fastest subscriber count?

A cooking show all about foods from TV and movies.

Why would you do that?

Look his name was Todd and you know damn well my history with all Todd's runs deep. ***HE GOT WHAT HE FUCKING DESERVED!***

What is a goal that you have that realistically you cant complete?

Can i make my body so resistant against spicy pepers that i can eat a raw ghost peper

What is a really good TV show and why?

Futurama. If you want a good Sci-fi animated comedy show that doesn't get stale like other cartoon comedies from the 90s, try Futurama.

What’s one meal you can’t cook?

I don't understand the cereal. I mean the box doesn't say how long you microwave them?! That's the only way I know how to do food.

What’s the most polite thing a guest has done in your house?

Doing all the dishes after we ate. They do this everytime they're over. It's nice.

Do fish think when we catch them they are being abducted by aliens?

Are you a fish?