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What childhood memories are you most nostalgic for and why?	Summers. They seemed to last forever.
What's your annoying co-worker story?	I was working at a golf course a few years back. I was cleaning the golf carts over a small concrete platform, but the platform was surrounded with gravel and crushed stone. When I was done rinsing a cart i would just move it a little bit so I could park the next cart on the platform, but the clean carts would drip on the gravel. There was this old man "working" there (he wasnt a real employee he was the father of the owner and he just liked doing stuff around) he was always complaining about the water making pot holes in the gravel and he "had" to fill them up every time so it was annoying for him. As if it was my fault that the platform could only fit 1 cart at a time AND that the platform was surrounded with gravel!
Who is the biggest fraud and why?	Dr Phil
When you die you unlock free roam mode which allows you to travel to any point in Earth’s timeline. Where do you go first?	To your home, right behind you as you typed this, just to whisper in your ear, “It worked.”
What is something you know about someone that could ruin their life?	I know that my penis is microscopic but, jokes on you... my life is already ruined!
What do you think about cam girls?	I don't think about them
What's the craziest plot twist?	Saw
What are good ways to make a passive income many don’t know about?	You wouldn't think it, but stock photos and videos make so much money. Just grab your phone and record random stuff, make an account on stock footage websites, and you'll actually make a lot. &#x200B; I was making around $6,500 $12,000 / month with a few thousand clips of footage. It has to look good, but its free to do it, and takes just a bit of learning, you can easily use your iPhone camera too. I would say with a decent amount of effort $500-$1000 is pretty easy to do.
What is the biggest indicator that says you’ve made it in life?	You're happy
What's the worst name for a pet?	Eagle bait
If you could take 1000 modern day, fully equipped soldiers and go back in time to any date, at any time, where and when would you go, what would you do and why?	Would go back to the Indus Valley, 326 BC and just continue Alexander the Great's conquests with augmented firepower until all of the world is united under Hellenic civilization.
Why can’t the chicken-fish fly?	It was too busy flopping across the road.
To be over all vague, what is something that you don't want to find in a person's personality while dating (no matter the gender)?	Rage
What is appropriate digits range for "Pi" if the range of 10 will create an endless decimals?	wha
What kind of game would you make?	A game where you are a shapeshifter, and you must shapeshift to progress at parts, but people cant see you shapeshift as they will kill you
You were given a free alcoholic drink for one year. What do you choose?	Can I exchange those for pre rolls?
What condom size for 5.2 inch length and 4.2 inch girth?	A pizza pocket
What's your lifehacks (share with everyone)?	I mind my own business. Seems to work pretty well
Which is the most memorable greentext you have ever read?	The ballad of edgardo
Who is the person you knew in High School who nobody thought would amount to anything, and ended up really turning their life around for the better?	Paul who always sat behind me in Latin class, kicked my chair, and was generally a jerk. He's an MD now.
What originally innocent seeming search question gave you not-so-innocent results?	Search for Gary Oldman but forget the R
When you get dressed do you put your pants on then stand up or put your pants on while standing?	While standing
When the gay whale bit into the submarine, how much seaman did it suck out?	a fuckton
Who was your worst teacher, and why was their class so bad?	My middle school chemistry teacher raped several students
If the presidential elections were not decided by votes but by Trial by combat like it’s done in Black Panther and Aquaman. How do you think the last 3 would’ve turned out?	Obama Vs Romney would be Obama. Romney doesn't look good in a fight. Clinton vs Trump Clinton would win because the Clinton's would find some way to cheat and be able to murder Trump As for Biden Trump I think we all know poor Biden is going down fast.
What are your thoughts on the differences between a healthy religion and a cult?	Healthy religions offer people support, and encourage them to do things that improve them as people. Cults try to isolate people from anyone who could pull them away from it, and convince them that the cult is the only place they feel at home and welcome. Both are dependent on new members.
People who’s families barely ever communicate, whats your story, and has anything ever improved your communication?	Most of my family on both sides hardly communicate since we all think we are assholes. I don't think it will ever improve and I don't mind as it just shows even family will even turn its back on me.
What is the worst song to start singing in the middle or right after sexy times?	OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA...
What is your "I was drunk" tattoo?	an avocado.
Which country you would visit again?	Italy. Amazing food, culture and history.
What are the most dangerous jobs that pay nothing?	Pesticide applicator.
What's a stereotype you have for people with a certain name?	that all kyles pound monster energy drinks and punch walls.
What is it like to have a birthday on a holiday?	My birthday is on Thanksgiving this year. It's cool. A guaranteed day off of work. I also like to pretend everyone is paying honor to me, and they even throw me a parade in New York.
What made you first start questioning cartoon logic?	Never question cartoon logic, Just go with it and laugh
What is it like to live on a submarine?	don't you mean IN one?
What are the top 5 things you never want to hear an EMS or medical personnel say?	Oh-oh!
When the music artist performs in front of the metaverse - after they’ve spent a lifetime performing before the real one - will the two become blurred? Is derealization (a la Bo Burnham) inevitable?	Dude, you're thinking way too hard on this. Have a slice of pizza and watch a comedy show.
Who’s the most overrated musician/band?	Justin bieber
What’s the best way an individual can help change the world for the better?	Care.
Your plane crashes on an uninhabited island. You have one person and one item with you. Who and what do you bring?	A smaller plane and a pilot.
What its like to have virgin until 30's?	You become a wizard with supernatural powers or so they say
What would you want your last words to be?	Hold my beer.
What’s the trashiest moment on Reality TV?	Idk but it probably has something to do with the Kardashians
By the time you read this post, there's someone behind you. Who is it?	Oh, did my husband wake up early?
What does it take for you to be happy?	A functioning brain that releases the correct amount of serotonin and dopamine to regulate and provide a happy mood.
What kind of person are you when you get high on marijuana?	Same person I am sober just less anxiety and my body isn't in extreme pain.
What was your starting salary at your first job out of college in your career profession?	50k in California, so jack shit.
What time is it without saying the actual time?	Right now, it is what Bush did in 2001
What's a badly explained plot of your favorite movie?	2 elderly guys convince a kid to try to kill his dad. But then he becomes an amputee instead.
What is a 4 letter word for a woman that ends in “UNT”?	Aunt
What phone do you use and why?	The new iPhone SE. It has the internals of an iPhone 11 but more closely resembles the iPhone 6S which was my last phone which I liked, but it was starting to struggle with some newer apps. I prefer the older iPhone look to the newer ones anyway.
If you were house and/or car keys, where would you ”misplace” yourself?	Well,seeing as how I lost my car key and other keys a few months back,I don't know. Luckily I found the car key later,would have cost 200 or more to replace the keyfob.
What is the draw for tourists to come to your town, and is it actually worth the visit?	It's Vegas. Also, it's Vegas.
What would be your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse?	A shotgun and suicidal tendencies
What are some thing you wish you knew when you were young?	That older people were worth listening too. And that those older family members wouldn’t be around forever.
[Serious] What is your ideal world that you've seen in a film or television show that you would want to live in?	The Shire from LOTR
What is the smallest thing that you will absolutely not tolerate somebody saying/doing to you?	Saying my name wrong will not be tolerated
What do you NEED to do this week?	Stay sober
A random person walks up to you, gives you a $1 bill, and tells you that it will save your life. How?	Because you now have some cash on you, you decide to put it in a tip jar at the next establishment you go to. Fiddling with the dollar bill buys you valuable seconds at the checkout counter as a rogue driver plows through the sidewalk outside the store, trampling all those unfortunate enough to be near the store exit
As an adult looking back, what are some of the strangest/funniest theories you remember coming up with as a child?	I briefly theorized that I had invented masturbation
What was your greatest moment of beginners luck?	First time I played table blackjack I was able to play $5 a hand for 12 hours straight off a $100.
How do you resist the urge to be petty?	Constantly remind myself that the person is not worth the time and energy, but actually mean it. Then just continue to genuinely be kind. It always works out better when you make the other person look like the asshole.
Nostalgia Regret: What cherished thing from your past (movie, book, place, etc) do you regret revisiting?	Army Men: World War for the Playstation 1. Dear lord that game is bad. I struggle on the first mission now. No idea how I was good at the game when I was younger.
What is one country that you will visit again?	I’ll probably end up going to Canada again some day as it is the only country within driving distance. I’ve gone there three times, last was in 2016.
If a lizard on Tuesday ran ten miles towards the ocean all to her the waves splash on a ten pound rock when the moon is high in the sky during the summer day on raging sundown for fish and chips without prevail, how many days did the hollowed crab eat sardines?	👆🏼 This is how you tell if someone is having a stroke
You have 2000$ but must spend all of it at once on a single item. What do you buy?	A prepaid gift card. I'd only lose about 3-6 dollars for activation fee, then I could spend it over time... Maybe on groceries. Edit: u/dashdang said stocks, that's probably a better way to go, but my idea stands in its own
What "Social Media" you think is Bad and should be Removed, and why?	Tik Tok - because China
Who was your favorite wrestler of all time?	The undertaker 🤷🏻‍♀️
You fall into a coma and wake up ten years from now. What’s something you wouldn’t be surprised is normal that isn’t normal nowadays?	A Covid shot every year
What’s your story of someone boring you to tears?	Getting brought along to a quilt exhibit. Maybe that would be super exciting to some people but it was not my kind of thing at all.
You are given $100,000 to save the world, what will you do?	Nothing with 100k.. do you live under a Dwayne johnson
What is a year you would like to go back to in or outside of your lifetime and why?	2002, eminem in his prime, not even in school yet.
If you had to be eaten by an animal, which animal would you prefer?	My cats, better to feed their bellies if im gonna die. 😿
What is the first album you've listened all the way through?	Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory
How do you eat her booty like groceries on the first date?	Ask her if she would be okay if you went shopping.
Whats your favorite way to get a free shot of dopamine?	Beat the meat really hard. Then marinate it in soy and garlic. Throw on the grill and enjoy that steak with some A1.
What is the most useless/annoying subject to learn in school?	Poetry was the dumbest thing I've studied
You get to visit the moon and leave one item up there, what do u take with you?	A poo.
How would people with contact lenses survive a serious crisis (zombies, etc.) ?	Most of us have a spare pair of glasses for when we don’t want to or can’t wear contacts.
What are some adrenaline filled activities that every thrillseeker should try?	OP's mom
People living in California; why with such a high cost of living and housing?	Same reason as everywhere else. Homes became a 'commodity'. Not something to live in, something to put your money into, hoping for it to become worth more, later on. No matter how badly it deteriorates. Thanks, Boomers! Well, I was born in the late 60's, so maybe I'm not allowed to complain. I owned a couple of homes over the years. Something many of the millenials will never be able to do, the way things are.
What movie's Pitch Meeting do you wish you were at?	Swiss Army Man. Castaway, but Wilson is Harry Potter as a fart-powered quadriplegic zombie! ?
Now that masks are optional outdoors (and indoors) in most places, what do people think when they see someone still wearing a mask all the time?	Nothing, I think absolutely nothing if it. If you want to wear one you should be able to
Business owner, where did your idea of business come from?	I wanna start a food truck, funnel cake topped with cream cheese sauce, five cheeses, pepperoni and bacon
The last person you watched on YouTube is now your girl/boyfriend. Who is it?	Boris from Life of Boris
When did you lose your virginity?	tomorrow
What kind of fetish can a cheese wheel have?	A feta ish
Is England the perfect place to live? Why or why not?	Even the British don't want to live there, they'd rather be in Spain eating paella.
You can have one more conversation with a deceased loved one. Who is it and what do you tell them?	Hey brother (he wasn’t my actual brother but my friend), you’re one of the best people I know and being around you makes me a better husband, father, and human being.
As a service that almost everyone needs to use, why do banks have such limited hours?	Those with the money can make whatever rules they want. We sadly willingly give them this power….
What was the worst acting you've ever seen in a movie?	Any porn video ever.
How do you say no to people without feeling guilty?	Listen. You can't win a marathon without putting some band-aids on your nipples
What song from a video game still gives you chills years later and why?	E1M1 from Doom.
How are you doing with love?	Dang ol’ love man, talk’n bout ol’ something like walk the earth alone y’know
Unsentimental people, what are some tips when convincing the sentimental among us that the world isn’t going to end if they throw their old, useless, worthless crap away?	It’s the memory or feeling you want to keep, not the item. One way that I was able to declutter and keep the memory was to just take an Instax mini photo. I keep them in a box, and when I want to revisit the memory, I can just look at the photo. Instax mini photos take up basically no space as opposed to the original item.
If you had to sell a product to investors, what is the worst way to get them onboard?	Kidnap their families, and tell them to transfer all the cash immediately or everyone dies
What's a TV show that really hooks you in with just the first episode?	Twin peaks
What's your recurring stress dream?	drowning
What job would you have if money wasn't an issue?	same one i have now but id probably be happier😂 a chef
What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?	talk’n bout ol’ left pinky toe man ol’ like head cut off y’know. Dang ol’ straight arrow accident man

What childhood memories are you most nostalgic for and why?

Summers. They seemed to last forever.

What's your annoying co-worker story?

I was working at a golf course a few years back. I was cleaning the golf carts over a small concrete platform, but the platform was surrounded with gravel and crushed stone. When I was done rinsing a cart i would just move it a little bit so I could park the next cart on the platform, but the clean carts would drip on the gravel. There was this old man "working" there (he wasnt a real employee he was the father of the owner and he just liked doing stuff around) he was always complaining about the water making pot holes in the gravel and he "had" to fill them up every time so it was annoying for him. As if it was my fault that the platform could only fit 1 cart at a time AND that the platform was surrounded with gravel!

Who is the biggest fraud and why?

Dr Phil

When you die you unlock free roam mode which allows you to travel to any point in Earth’s timeline. Where do you go first?

To your home, right behind you as you typed this, just to whisper in your ear, “It worked.”

What is something you know about someone that could ruin their life?

I know that my penis is microscopic but, jokes on you... my life is already ruined!

What do you think about cam girls?

I don't think about them

What's the craziest plot twist?

Saw

What are good ways to make a passive income many don’t know about?

You wouldn't think it, but stock photos and videos make so much money. Just grab your phone and record random stuff, make an account on stock footage websites, and you'll actually make a lot. &#x200B; I was making around $6,500 $12,000 / month with a few thousand clips of footage. It has to look good, but its free to do it, and takes just a bit of learning, you can easily use your iPhone camera too. I would say with a decent amount of effort $500-$1000 is pretty easy to do.

What is the biggest indicator that says you’ve made it in life?

You're happy

What's the worst name for a pet?

Eagle bait

If you could take 1000 modern day, fully equipped soldiers and go back in time to any date, at any time, where and when would you go, what would you do and why?

Would go back to the Indus Valley, 326 BC and just continue Alexander the Great's conquests with augmented firepower until all of the world is united under Hellenic civilization.

Why can’t the chicken-fish fly?

It was too busy flopping across the road.

To be over all vague, what is something that you don't want to find in a person's personality while dating (no matter the gender)?

Rage

What is appropriate digits range for "Pi" if the range of 10 will create an endless decimals?

wha

What kind of game would you make?

A game where you are a shapeshifter, and you must shapeshift to progress at parts, but people cant see you shapeshift as they will kill you

You were given a free alcoholic drink for one year. What do you choose?

Can I exchange those for pre rolls?

What condom size for 5.2 inch length and 4.2 inch girth?

A pizza pocket

What's your lifehacks (share with everyone)?

I mind my own business. Seems to work pretty well

Which is the most memorable greentext you have ever read?

The ballad of edgardo

Who is the person you knew in High School who nobody thought would amount to anything, and ended up really turning their life around for the better?

Paul who always sat behind me in Latin class, kicked my chair, and was generally a jerk. He's an MD now.

What originally innocent seeming search question gave you not-so-innocent results?

Search for Gary Oldman but forget the R

When you get dressed do you put your pants on then stand up or put your pants on while standing?

While standing

When the gay whale bit into the submarine, how much seaman did it suck out?

a fuckton

Who was your worst teacher, and why was their class so bad?

My middle school chemistry teacher raped several students

If the presidential elections were not decided by votes but by Trial by combat like it’s done in Black Panther and Aquaman. How do you think the last 3 would’ve turned out?

Obama Vs Romney would be Obama. Romney doesn't look good in a fight. Clinton vs Trump Clinton would win because the Clinton's would find some way to cheat and be able to murder Trump As for Biden Trump I think we all know poor Biden is going down fast.

What are your thoughts on the differences between a healthy religion and a cult?

Healthy religions offer people support, and encourage them to do things that improve them as people. Cults try to isolate people from anyone who could pull them away from it, and convince them that the cult is the only place they feel at home and welcome. Both are dependent on new members.

People who’s families barely ever communicate, whats your story, and has anything ever improved your communication?

Most of my family on both sides hardly communicate since we all think we are assholes. I don't think it will ever improve and I don't mind as it just shows even family will even turn its back on me.

What is the worst song to start singing in the middle or right after sexy times?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA...

What is your "I was drunk" tattoo?

an avocado.

Which country you would visit again?

Italy. Amazing food, culture and history.

What are the most dangerous jobs that pay nothing?

Pesticide applicator.

What's a stereotype you have for people with a certain name?

that all kyles pound monster energy drinks and punch walls.

What is it like to have a birthday on a holiday?

My birthday is on Thanksgiving this year. It's cool. A guaranteed day off of work. I also like to pretend everyone is paying honor to me, and they even throw me a parade in New York.

What made you first start questioning cartoon logic?

Never question cartoon logic, Just go with it and laugh

What is it like to live on a submarine?

don't you mean IN one?

What are the top 5 things you never want to hear an EMS or medical personnel say?

Oh-oh!

When the music artist performs in front of the metaverse - after they’ve spent a lifetime performing before the real one - will the two become blurred? Is derealization (a la Bo Burnham) inevitable?

Dude, you're thinking way too hard on this. Have a slice of pizza and watch a comedy show.

Who’s the most overrated musician/band?

Justin bieber

What’s the best way an individual can help change the world for the better?

Care.

Your plane crashes on an uninhabited island. You have one person and one item with you. Who and what do you bring?

A smaller plane and a pilot.

What its like to have virgin until 30's?

You become a wizard with supernatural powers or so they say

What would you want your last words to be?

Hold my beer.

What’s the trashiest moment on Reality TV?

Idk but it probably has something to do with the Kardashians

By the time you read this post, there's someone behind you. Who is it?

Oh, did my husband wake up early?

What does it take for you to be happy?

A functioning brain that releases the correct amount of serotonin and dopamine to regulate and provide a happy mood.

What kind of person are you when you get high on marijuana?

Same person I am sober just less anxiety and my body isn't in extreme pain.

What was your starting salary at your first job out of college in your career profession?

50k in California, so jack shit.

What time is it without saying the actual time?

Right now, it is what Bush did in 2001

What's a badly explained plot of your favorite movie?

2 elderly guys convince a kid to try to kill his dad. But then he becomes an amputee instead.

What is a 4 letter word for a woman that ends in “UNT”?

Aunt

What phone do you use and why?

The new iPhone SE. It has the internals of an iPhone 11 but more closely resembles the iPhone 6S which was my last phone which I liked, but it was starting to struggle with some newer apps. I prefer the older iPhone look to the newer ones anyway.

If you were house and/or car keys, where would you ”misplace” yourself?

Well,seeing as how I lost my car key and other keys a few months back,I don't know. Luckily I found the car key later,would have cost 200 or more to replace the keyfob.

What is the draw for tourists to come to your town, and is it actually worth the visit?

It's Vegas. Also, it's Vegas.

What would be your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse?

A shotgun and suicidal tendencies

What are some thing you wish you knew when you were young?

That older people were worth listening too. And that those older family members wouldn’t be around forever.

[Serious] What is your ideal world that you've seen in a film or television show that you would want to live in?

The Shire from LOTR

What is the smallest thing that you will absolutely not tolerate somebody saying/doing to you?

Saying my name wrong will not be tolerated

What do you NEED to do this week?

Stay sober

A random person walks up to you, gives you a $1 bill, and tells you that it will save your life. How?

Because you now have some cash on you, you decide to put it in a tip jar at the next establishment you go to. Fiddling with the dollar bill buys you valuable seconds at the checkout counter as a rogue driver plows through the sidewalk outside the store, trampling all those unfortunate enough to be near the store exit

As an adult looking back, what are some of the strangest/funniest theories you remember coming up with as a child?

I briefly theorized that I had invented masturbation

What was your greatest moment of beginners luck?

First time I played table blackjack I was able to play $5 a hand for 12 hours straight off a $100.

How do you resist the urge to be petty?

Constantly remind myself that the person is not worth the time and energy, but actually mean it. Then just continue to genuinely be kind. It always works out better when you make the other person look like the asshole.

Nostalgia Regret: What cherished thing from your past (movie, book, place, etc) do you regret revisiting?

Army Men: World War for the Playstation 1. Dear lord that game is bad. I struggle on the first mission now. No idea how I was good at the game when I was younger.

What is one country that you will visit again?

I’ll probably end up going to Canada again some day as it is the only country within driving distance. I’ve gone there three times, last was in 2016.

If a lizard on Tuesday ran ten miles towards the ocean all to her the waves splash on a ten pound rock when the moon is high in the sky during the summer day on raging sundown for fish and chips without prevail, how many days did the hollowed crab eat sardines?

👆🏼 This is how you tell if someone is having a stroke

You have 2000$ but must spend all of it at once on a single item. What do you buy?

A prepaid gift card. I'd only lose about 3-6 dollars for activation fee, then I could spend it over time... Maybe on groceries. Edit: u/dashdang said stocks, that's probably a better way to go, but my idea stands in its own

What "Social Media" you think is Bad and should be Removed, and why?

Tik Tok - because China

Who was your favorite wrestler of all time?

The undertaker 🤷🏻‍♀️

You fall into a coma and wake up ten years from now. What’s something you wouldn’t be surprised is normal that isn’t normal nowadays?

A Covid shot every year

What’s your story of someone boring you to tears?

Getting brought along to a quilt exhibit. Maybe that would be super exciting to some people but it was not my kind of thing at all.

You are given $100,000 to save the world, what will you do?

Nothing with 100k.. do you live under a Dwayne johnson

What is a year you would like to go back to in or outside of your lifetime and why?

2002, eminem in his prime, not even in school yet.

If you had to be eaten by an animal, which animal would you prefer?

My cats, better to feed their bellies if im gonna die. 😿

What is the first album you've listened all the way through?

Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory

How do you eat her booty like groceries on the first date?

Ask her if she would be okay if you went shopping.

Whats your favorite way to get a free shot of dopamine?

Beat the meat really hard. Then marinate it in soy and garlic. Throw on the grill and enjoy that steak with some A1.

What is the most useless/annoying subject to learn in school?

Poetry was the dumbest thing I've studied

You get to visit the moon and leave one item up there, what do u take with you?

A poo.

How would people with contact lenses survive a serious crisis (zombies, etc.) ?

Most of us have a spare pair of glasses for when we don’t want to or can’t wear contacts.

What are some adrenaline filled activities that every thrillseeker should try?

OP's mom

People living in California; why with such a high cost of living and housing?

Same reason as everywhere else. Homes became a 'commodity'. Not something to live in, something to put your money into, hoping for it to become worth more, later on. No matter how badly it deteriorates. Thanks, Boomers! Well, I was born in the late 60's, so maybe I'm not allowed to complain. I owned a couple of homes over the years. Something many of the millenials will never be able to do, the way things are.

What movie's Pitch Meeting do you wish you were at?

Swiss Army Man. Castaway, but Wilson is Harry Potter as a fart-powered quadriplegic zombie! ?

Now that masks are optional outdoors (and indoors) in most places, what do people think when they see someone still wearing a mask all the time?

Nothing, I think absolutely nothing if it. If you want to wear one you should be able to

Business owner, where did your idea of business come from?

I wanna start a food truck, funnel cake topped with cream cheese sauce, five cheeses, pepperoni and bacon

The last person you watched on YouTube is now your girl/boyfriend. Who is it?

Boris from Life of Boris

When did you lose your virginity?

tomorrow

What kind of fetish can a cheese wheel have?

A feta ish

Is England the perfect place to live? Why or why not?

Even the British don't want to live there, they'd rather be in Spain eating paella.

You can have one more conversation with a deceased loved one. Who is it and what do you tell them?

Hey brother (he wasn’t my actual brother but my friend), you’re one of the best people I know and being around you makes me a better husband, father, and human being.

As a service that almost everyone needs to use, why do banks have such limited hours?

Those with the money can make whatever rules they want. We sadly willingly give them this power….

What was the worst acting you've ever seen in a movie?

Any porn video ever.

How do you say no to people without feeling guilty?

Listen. You can't win a marathon without putting some band-aids on your nipples

What song from a video game still gives you chills years later and why?

E1M1 from Doom.

How are you doing with love?

Dang ol’ love man, talk’n bout ol’ something like walk the earth alone y’know

Unsentimental people, what are some tips when convincing the sentimental among us that the world isn’t going to end if they throw their old, useless, worthless crap away?

It’s the memory or feeling you want to keep, not the item. One way that I was able to declutter and keep the memory was to just take an Instax mini photo. I keep them in a box, and when I want to revisit the memory, I can just look at the photo. Instax mini photos take up basically no space as opposed to the original item.

If you had to sell a product to investors, what is the worst way to get them onboard?

Kidnap their families, and tell them to transfer all the cash immediately or everyone dies

What's a TV show that really hooks you in with just the first episode?

Twin peaks

What's your recurring stress dream?

drowning

What job would you have if money wasn't an issue?

same one i have now but id probably be happier😂 a chef

What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

talk’n bout ol’ left pinky toe man ol’ like head cut off y’know. Dang ol’ straight arrow accident man